Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
Harry Potter Headmaster in sensational on-screen outburst

The avuncular Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has amazed his fellow educationalists with a foul-mouthed tirade against TV's leading dynasty today. Speaking from the school...

0
Duff 06.05.10 10:20am
Duff
Voters warned: whenever David Cameron looks like winning, the volcano gets angry 3
Ludicity 06.05.10 10:18am
MightyBlair
Brown regrets canvassing at World Gobbing Championships

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/photoblog/lab1.jpg...

3
virtuallywill 06.05.10 9:44am
MightyBlair
Rumours surface that Cameron gets chaps on his hands 0
MrChigleysAunt 06.05.10 9:40am
MrChigleysAunt
BNP voters assisted – Many have never made a cross without burning it before.

"Good boy, Nick.that’s right.just like a swastika, but without the bendy bits. Perfect!Now, who's a clever little fascist?"...

1
Rorschach 06.05.10 9:36am
brownpaperreporter
Farage escapes Messerschmitt fly-by shooting 0
Stan 06.05.10 9:30am
Stan
Voters urged to 'vote at your own convenience' 0
PluckyMunky 06.05.10 9:23am
PluckyMunky
Zoo crawling with pond life

Animals unite to distance themselves from human behaviour...

0
edward hack 06.05.10 9:18am
edward hack
MI5 foil 06/05 terror plot by Eurosceptic 0
simonjmr 06.05.10 9:15am
simonjmr
Rioting in Edinburgh as they try to keep their Athens of the North title.

More molotovs soon...

1
MADJEZ 06.05.10 9:10am
virtuallywill
UKIP advertising will continue to use anonymous local businessmen 0
virtuallywill 06.05.10 9:04am
virtuallywill
UKIP leader's plane brought down after his own petard got tangled in the engine.

More banner hoisting soon...

0
MADJEZ 06.05.10 9:01am
MADJEZ
Air France black boxes found...

in Gravesend polling station...

0
riesler 06.05.10 8:56am
riesler
Lib Dems suffer fresh blow after Cable caught urinating in voting booth.

More just after you've zipped up...

0
MightyBlair 06.05.10 8:53am
MightyBlair
Nigel Farage's personal rating plummets 0
MrChigleysAunt 06.05.10 8:52am
MrChigleysAunt
BNP voters refuse to use black ballot boxes

Offered compromise of quickly improvised 'Whites only, superior voting baskets'. "Just screw your paper up and drop it in there and it will count double", they're told...

0
Rorschach 06.05.10 8:34am
Rorschach
Dyslexics urged to veto. more soon 0
Mrblacker 06.05.10 8:21am
Mrblacker
Whoever wins at least 64% of you wont have voted for them, you lose 0
simonjmr 06.05.10 8:15am
simonjmr
Vatican alarm at giant cap to contain spillage 2
Duncan Biscuit 06.05.10 8:09am
MADJEZ
Every time someone votes for David Cameron, a fairy dies 1
Ludicity 06.05.10 8:06am
Ostsee
Desperate Brown wants elections without voters after trial without jury success 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.05.10 7:59am
Duncan Biscuit
Announcement of new MCC president delayed by pigeon wandering into Press Room 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.05.10 7:55am
Duncan Biscuit
Zeus criticised for standing aside from the Greek debt crisis 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.05.10 7:53am
Duncan Biscuit
Sting calls on electorate to vote tantrically

It takes ages but the results are amazing...

0
Ludicity 06.05.10 7:53am
Ludicity
Early exit poll seen leaving just after dawn.

Little indication of returns...

0
MightyBlair 06.05.10 7:46am
MightyBlair
Shock as headline writer fails to mention elect... oh bugger. 0
QorbeQ 06.05.10 7:43am
QorbeQ
Derren Brown predicts election, but will only reveal after result is announced 0
QorbeQ 06.05.10 7:40am
QorbeQ
Millibands to take on Dimblebies in WWF election night tag spectacular 1
Stan 06.05.10 7:39am
MightyBlair
Maori poll puts Rugby ahead 0
AdrianJ 06.05.10 7:39am
AdrianJ
Latest Pole suggests he won’t be voting BNP 0
AdrianJ 06.05.10 7:38am
AdrianJ