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BBC to cancel Casualty in retaliatory ratings move against ITV's The Bill. 2
QorbeQ 26.04.10 6:15pm
QorbeQ
Uckfield woman, with two noses, said to be 'too inquisitive'. 0
PluckyMunky 26.04.10 6:07pm
PluckyMunky
iPhone Customer Clocks up $1M in Data Charges!

Round the World Traveler, Dr. Dave Wang-McNair PhD. DD. DFA. has been presented with a $1,000,000 bill by his US service telephone and Internet Service provider PR&T because he forgot to inform...

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Doctor TIP 26.04.10 5:11pm
Doctor TIP
Greek finance minister refuses advice from Alistair Darling. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 26.04.10 4:53pm
dominic_mcg
Polish president's twin to stand for presidency. No need to print new stamps. 0
dominic_mcg 26.04.10 4:49pm
dominic_mcg
Bournemouth woman shaves off her beard for Children in Need

Sarah Nacklin, mother of 8, shaved off her beard last night for Children in Need. Her husband, Nick, said, 'it won't be the same. Kissing a woman without a beard is like eating fish without salt. But...

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PluckyMunky 26.04.10 4:02pm
PluckyMunky
Liberal poll surge thwated by embarrassing Kennedy, Ashdown and Campbell 0
simonjmr 26.04.10 3:53pm
simonjmr
Government conscription considered after Prime Menstrual position remains vacant 2
QorbeQ 26.04.10 2:56pm
QorbeQ
BBC promises more Graham Norton trailers to make leaders' debate more interestin 0
ianslat 26.04.10 2:51pm
ianslat
Shops who sold toxic sofas will not have to start paying compensation until next 0
edward hack 26.04.10 2:50pm
edward hack
Stephen Hawking laughs off idea of intelligent life existing in British politics 1
ianslat 26.04.10 2:49pm
QorbeQ
Hospital explains new 'corridor policy', NHS considers national roll-out

A south London hospital has been lauded by health chiefs after pictures showing patients being kept in a formalised 'corridor ward' came to light. Nursing staff at Queen Mary's Hospital in Sidcup...

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QorbeQ 26.04.10 2:49pm
Ostsee
Accident Claim Helpline press for damages against employer for crash test dummy

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/human-crash-test-dummy-1.jpg...

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brownpaperreporter 26.04.10 2:36pm
edward hack
Angry fans 'misunderstood' surprise unveiling of Graham Norton as new Doctor Who 1
rickwestwell 26.04.10 2:21pm
edward hack
Balls fingered by passing motorist and handled by the fuzz in front of children

More crudeness soon...

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QorbeQ 26.04.10 2:18pm
edward hack
Pupil attacked with dumbell at Catholic school said "It made a refreshing change 2
MrChigleysAunt 26.04.10 1:45pm
sauce
Student gets to page 62 of Newsbiscuit forum in attempt to avoid essay

More soon (eventually)...

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IamWibble 26.04.10 1:42pm
sauce
Fury as civil servants found e-mailing crap in-jokes like everyone else 3
Oxbridge 26.04.10 1:39pm
sauce
Nation cheers as leaders use third debate to admit: ‘It’s all shite.’

Tired of media stunts, vacuous platitudes and cringe-worthy playground sparring, Gordon Brown, Nick Clegg and David Cameron have used the third debate to tell the nation: “Look, we’re really,...

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allmyownstunts 26.04.10 1:36pm
sauce
Poodle facing life behind bars will need protection from other doggy inmates

THEMES TO COME Life behind bars, doggy style. Slopping out, being banged up for 23 hours a day with only one hour exercise in nearby Battersea pArk Rule 43 for Poodles, to seperate them from...

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StoopyDeGunt 26.04.10 1:07pm
editor
Queen tells nation “stop messing about and letting Clegg think he’s popular"

Her Majesty the Queen took the unprecedented step of commenting on the development of General Election this weekend, to announce to the country that they were to immediately stop the “juvenile and...

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DrTurmoil 26.04.10 12:00pm
DrTurmoil
Suspended Labour candidate blames medical condition for sexy email charge

Thrown out of the Lib Dems and Labour for sending "sexual emails" he finally admitted that his own sexual arousal only happens once every five years, coinciding with the general election "Its true"...

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brownpaperreporter 26.04.10 11:38am
brownpaperreporter
BNP to welcome suspended Labour Candidate 0
simonjmr 26.04.10 11:01am
simonjmr
Nation's resources to be mugged by gang called the Prime Ministerial candidates

A hardened gang of thieves called the "Prime Ministerial" candidates will on Thursday night outline thier plans to mug the nation. The "gang of three" are known to be the spokemen for a wide cabal...

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simonjmr 26.04.10 10:36am
simonjmr
Cliffs of Dover to be repainted

EU Commissioners have ruled that the White Cliffs of Dover must be repainted, preferably in a different colour. ‘Successive UK governments have neglected the cliffs for 136 million years,’ said...

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malgor 26.04.10 10:35am
Ostsee
Ed Mobile fined for holding his Balls while driving.

Childrens Secretary Ed Mobile has been given a fixed penalty after police spotted him tapping away at his balls while driving in London. He apologise unreservedly before driving off chatting with his...

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MADJEZ 26.04.10 9:47am
MADJEZ
Police pull up Balls for hands free driving incident 0
edward hack 26.04.10 9:44am
edward hack
Beatles irony as McCartney admits 'Lucy was our only non-drugs-influenced track' 1
QorbeQ 26.04.10 9:32am
virtuallywill
Aztecs back plan to cut out child heart units 1
MrChigleysAunt 26.04.10 9:30am
brownpaperreporter
Conservatives to Privatise "Ministry of Sound"

We have thought this through says Georgre Osborne...

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virtuallywill 26.04.10 9:28am
virtuallywill