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God, Allah and Jehovah agree to live TV debate ahead of Judgement Day. - 2 30
Crayon 2 days

But God insists that Pan must also be included if Odin takes part as well...

'Theologians driven by prophet motive' says report 0
Titus 2 days

[Hat tip to Crayon, so blame him.]...

Rihanna wins damages after a retailer shows her fully clothed. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 2 days
ECB wondering what comes after trillion 0
madshorty 2 days
Critics impressed by edgy TV series about a couple that is not gay 3
Dumbnews 2 days
Sun joins 21st century replaces one girl D-cup with 2 girls, 1 cup. 0
MADJEZ 2 days
Page 3 out of date say teens. Replace with daily donkey fisting hermaphrodite. 0
MADJEZ 2 days

More up to date titilation soon...

Britain's child abuse cover up continues. 0
Ref Minor 2 days
Sun says plan to stop showing tits is bollocks. Anatomists now reading the Sun. 0
throngsman 2 days
UKIP posters to be blank, to warn of health dangers to public 0
throngsman 2 days

hat tip to Dracula...

Blackmailer threatened to reveal Eion Morgan is an England cricket captain 1
custard cream 2 days
Nigel Farage to feature on cigarette packets to warn of health risks of smoking 0
Dracula 2 days
BBC to invoice Cameron’s parents if he doesn’t turn up to Party leader’s debate 12
harrypalmer 2 days

The BBC has confirmed that they intend to send a bill to David Cameron’s parents if their son fails to turn up for the TV debate for Party leaders. The Prime Minister had previously indicated that...

Kim Kardashian appears on Page 3 as Sun goes arse for tit 0
beckfordburger 2 days
Chilcott cocks a snook at amateurcrastinators, claiming 'this will be a pro job' 2
Thundi 2 days
Charlie Hebdo to publish cartoon of Rihanna. More soon. 0
Eskimo 2 days
Page 3 to now feature extracts from the Chilcot Inquiry‏ 3
Wrenfoe 2 days

In a surprise u-turn, The Sun newspaper has renewed its commitment to publishing salacious images; including Tony Blair and George W. Bush in a series of compromising positions with Weapons of Mass...

Blair requests Hilary Mantel to replace Chilcot. 0
Crayon 2 days

and Chilcot can go back to writing chick lit and eating chocolate...

Organised Crime Gangs Double Yet 'Crime at New Low' Mismatch Not Questioned. 0
Dun Dunkin 2 days
Nobel Prize nomination after discovery of Jimmy Savile wonder metal 0
nhojbg 2 days

Physicists from America were hailed today after their creation of what has become known as the Jimmy Savile of material physics, a metal which is so utterly repellent even...

Tits in, tits out, Sun newspaper shakes it all about 0
Loundshay 2 days
Polytechnics to offer 4-year degree in cigarette pack design 0
sdritchie 2 days
Real Madrid buy 16-year old, Prince Andrew jealous 0
sdritchie 2 days
Writers and campaigners look like tits 0
Bigglesworth 3 days

Not Suitable for Not Working

Sir John Chilcot’s mum sends sick note to teacher 1
beckfordburger 3 days

dear miss please excuse john for not handing in his homework on time as he was ill signed my mum...

New cigarette law 'worked out on the back of a fag packet' say critics 0
throngsman 3 days
National Television Awards cancelled: nothing worth recognizing 0
Renrag 3 days
Pointless Divinities 1
Crayon 3 days

Pointless Divinities [i]Intro music and audience applause.[/i] Alexander: "Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, and an almighty welcome to this special celebri-deity edition...

World leaders reveal fave tracks on Desert Island Discs 0
farmer giles 3 days

It has been leaked that, in an amazing coincidence, the top 5 World leaders all included ‘I’m So Bored With The USA’ by popular pub band combo The Clash amongst their eight favourite tunes of...

Blair claims "Chilcott could be ready to be published in 45 minutes". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 days