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Pensioner Confused

A British pensioner living out his retirement near Marbella, Spain, stated this morning that he's very confused, "I voted out - I don't want any of this EU nonsense, yet this morning this place is...

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ionb 24.06.16 8:17am
ionb
What percentage of Leave voters hold degree in economics, asks pound 0
jonessgl 24.06.16 8:07am
jonessgl
Syria Braced To Receive Flood Of Starving, Homeless Brits Following Brexit Vote

Is it a 'flood', or a 'swarm', of refugees?...

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Titus 24.06.16 8:06am
jimmydodger
Alien Overlords delay invasion until October Conference

High about the International space station, Galaxy Marshall Sprogdee has announced that current plans to invade planet Earth will be put on hold until the Conservative Party conference in October....

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Milo Shame 24.06.16 7:54am
Milo Shame
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marlon bando 24.06.16 7:45am
marlon bando
Celebration as England finally wins a competition in Europe. 0
marlon bando 24.06.16 7:45am
marlon bando
Farage unsure who to blame

A panicked Nigel Farage admitted today that now we're leaving the EU he has no idea who to blame for all of the UK's problems anymore. "But on the brighter side", he admitted, "I'm a...

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ionb 24.06.16 7:19am
ionb
Voters Refused To Believe All the EUlogies 0
Titus 24.06.16 7:15am
Titus
Rockers Status Quo Found Not Guilty Of Copying All Their Tunes From Status Quo

(Just as a change from the bloody EU.)...

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Titus 24.06.16 7:13am
Titus
Cameron not too upset - still has Germany in the sweepstake 0
Robopop 24.06.16 7:06am
Robopop
Nigel Farages local orders in three million extra pints of beer following Brexit 0
gavin 24.06.16 7:05am
gavin
Cameron adviser who suggested referendum faces execution 1
Wrexfan 24.06.16 6:46am
Titus
Corbyn: To be honest I'm not that bothered 1
Wrexfan 24.06.16 6:44am
Titus
Cameron Appoints Chilcot To Organise Britain's Departure From EU

Hat tip to Dun Dunkin ...

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Titus 24.06.16 6:42am
Titus
Brexit is Cameron's Iraq. Public Inquiry to follow. Chilcot says he's a bit busy 0
Dun Dunkin 24.06.16 6:37am
Dun Dunkin
French to wall up Channel Tunnel 3
Dun Dunkin 24.06.16 6:36am
Dun Dunkin
Europe unhappy as Britain votes to start seeing other people. 1
MADJEZ 24.06.16 6:08am
Titus
Voters Decide To Strengthen Cameron's Negotiating Position 0
Titus 24.06.16 6:04am
Titus
'Brexit Wins - Europe Isolated' 0
Titus 24.06.16 6:02am
Titus
2 million migrant workers in UK shuffling about nervously. 0
Maverick 24.06.16 5:51am
Maverick
Oh EU who? 0
Maverick 24.06.16 5:49am
Maverick
Doomsday clock has started ticking

Spain to invade gibralter, french to bus the calais migrants over...

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Dun Dunkin 24.06.16 5:48am
Dun Dunkin
Cabinet reshuffle: Sunderland primary school teacher appointed Chancellor

Lessons to be learnt soon ...

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Opinion Poll 24.06.16 5:44am
Opinion Poll
Cameron announces 'OK, best of three then?' referendum 0
Smart Alex 24.06.16 5:35am
Smart Alex
Will Straw still hitting Snooze Button on those Wake Up Calls 0
ronseal 24.06.16 5:31am
ronseal
London Stock Exchange indeces drop like a bucket down a well

very soon ...

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Opinion Poll 24.06.16 5:27am
Opinion Poll
Cumbrian troops rally to Edward I in preparation of annexation of Scotland

History to be put right soon ...

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Opinion Poll 24.06.16 5:15am
Opinion Poll
Referendum on whether to remove Britain from all maps announced

'nine! Anyone got any unwanted gold?...

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gaijintendo 24.06.16 5:08am
gaijintendo
Labour: Er, When We Said 'We Want Remain' We Didn't Really Mean 'We Want Remain

More swift, cynical political re-positioning soon ...

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Titus 24.06.16 4:12am
Titus
Shock And Disbelief As Earth Continues To Rotate, Britain Not Engulfed In Flames

Less later ...

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Titus 24.06.16 3:55am
Titus