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Charles: When I said I wanted to be Camilla’s tampon, I was in a very dark place 0
beckfordburger 1 day
New Lagoon Power Plants just create mental images of Brooke Shields topless 0
Wrenfoe 1 day

Despite their importance to the UK’s environment and energy reserves, all internet searches related to lagoon power leads directly to 1980’s soft porn. Although six new tidal plants are being...

Prince Charles to go on gap year before becoming King 0
sydalg 1 day

As his succession to the throne draws nearer, Charles fears 66 years may not be enough preparation for being monarch. Camilla agrees. “One feels one should take time off to 'find oneself' before...

Manufacturer of faulty memory drug "can't recall" 0
sydalg 1 day
Cat signs record book deal for nine autobiographies 0
sydalg 1 day
New bride threatens daily wedding photo updates until she is pregnant 0
jonessgl 1 day

Recently-married Kate Hughes has pledged to modify her profile picture on a daily basis until she is 12 weeks pregnant. Initially angered that new husband, Sean Hughes, had not even updated his...

Jihadi John was bullied at school and did not have many friends 0
Dun Dunkin 1 day

education system say teachers not to blame for allowing a culture of bullying and isolation. "He should have made friends, joined a gang and fought back er..'...

Fears of Unintentional Racism as Apple Launches Line of Ethnically Diverse Emoji 14
Philip Kendall 1 day

Industry experts predict a sharp increase in the number of mobile phone users choosing voice calls over text messages for fear of being branded a horrible racist following Apple’s unveiling of a...

Metropolitan Police seek rogue circumcision doctor following tip-off 1
DorsetBoy 1 day

Surely done before?...

‘American Snipper’ hair salon makes killing in US 1
farmer giles 1 day
BBC Big Painting Party so dull it's like watching .... 2
MADJEZ 1 day
Mohammed Emwazi Changes His Name To Gary Rolf Savile, To Improve His Image 2
Titus 1 day
Publicity-hungry murderous cult "gutted" to be on the front pages again 0
johnnydobbo 1 day

A lot more soon, methinks...

New British Coins & Notes To Bear A Picture Of The Queen Wearing A Burqa 0
Titus 1 day
World’s most wanted terrorist ‘has persecution complex’ 1
farmer giles 1 day
'Jihadi John' "not as nice as appears on TV" 0
apepper 2 days

An ex-IS fighter has claimed that Mohammed Emwaz isn't as pleasant an individual as people think. "In real life he's quite cold and a bit of a loner. Not at all as you might think a sadistic...

Gadd's Gary Glitter faces punishment in jail 5
Iroquois Pliskin 2 days
Putin brings in Chilcot to head the Nemtsov Inquiry 0
blacklesbian 2 days
60 UK ISIS Women Have Right to Bring Husbands to UK To Live On Benefits 0
Dun Dunkin 2 days

surprised daily mail not done this one yet...

Russell Brand to replace N-word (news) with the word Trews 1
oliverselby 2 days

The part-time comedian, full-time activist has spoken out about his plans for a revolution and how he never wants to hear the N-word (news) again. “I want Trews-channels, Trews-papers,...

Russian detectives investigate 'borrowed lawn mower' motive for Nemtsov slaying. 0
nickb 2 days

Boris Nemtsov ‘had a dispute with a neighbour about the non-return of a borrowed lawnmower’ that spiralled out of control, leading to the assassination of the well-known opposition activist,...

Parents concerned radicalised girls have travelled south to join the Tory party 11
James Pluside 2 days

Police, teachers and the parents of three teenagers from Liverpool who have run away from home fear they may have been radicalised and travelled south to join the Conservative party. The three girls...

Netflix to air new UK political drama, 'Crackhouse of Cards' 0
EliK 2 days
IS attempting to radicalise "Antiques Roadshow" ? 3
FlashArry 3 days

Museums and galleries across IS held territory that would once have been destroyed on principle are now subject to artifact stripping as the militant organisation seeks to fund their expanding...

Lead investigator concludes Boris Nemtsov 'commited suicide' 1
throngsman 3 days

"Initially we thought it might have been Muslim terrorists that shot him, then there were credible reports that 'some big boys done it', but after careful analysis by ourselves and President Putin,...

Pinocchio Netanyahu Claims Iran Eats Babies 0
Dun Dunkin 3 days

Americans applaud politely...

Nemtsov vigil: Putin has flowers thrown from speeding vehicle 1
Adrian Bamforth 3 days
3 Virgins on the Ridiculous Probably Not Virgins Anymore 0
Dun Dunkin 3 days
Putin is a Leader 0
Dun Dunkin 3 days

He putins leads on the russian people...

Putin Gets Another Piece of Ukraine 0
Dun Dunkin 3 days

Opposition to war in ukraine get a piece of the graveyard...