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Drunk surgeons arrested after Open Mike Night. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 1 day
Richie Blackmore under investigation over threats to "Kill the King". 0
PeterB 1 day

Polydor records and numerous radio stations accused of not passing on a warning to MI5...

Returning Jihadists Jailed So That They Can Radicalise More Criminals 0
Titus 1 day

More and more later, I fear ...

Conjoined twins hit with spare womb tax 0
Underconstruction 1 day

More miscarriages of justice to follow...

Free guns for US kids to combat school massacres 0
farmer giles 1 day

Jubilant politicians in the United States have unanimously approved a new law which compels every American child to attend gun shooting classes from age 4, be issued with a free gun from age 5, and...

Arab-Israeli conflict settled as Netanyahu & Hamas meet for ‘a few cheeky pints' 3
TheNewsWalrus 1 day

Benjamin Netanyahu and Hamas leader Khaled Mashal last night announced a lasting settlement to the Israeli-Palestine conflict following a night of negotiations over eight pints of Fosters in the Lamb...

Transport For London unveil 'I'm just fat' badges for non-pregnant women 0
bonjonelson 1 day

hat tip to Underconstruction...

Transport For London unveils 'Shyster Card' for rude, important people 0
Underconstruction 1 day

Transport For London has finally bowed to ministerial pressure and launched it's 'Shyster Card' aimed at the privileged, important and politically powerful., The exclusive card will allow unlimited...

Transport For London unveils 'Shyster Card' for rude, important people 0
Underconstruction 1 day

Transport For London has finally bowed to ministerial pressure and launched it's 'Shyster Card' aimed at the privileged, important and politically powerful., The exclusive card will allow unlimited...

American Civil Rights Lynch Mobs Out for Blood And a Bit of Looting 3
Dun Dunkin 1 day
Buy a Brick Scheme To Get People on London Property Ladder 3
Dun Dunkin 1 day
Pope complains of disappointing album from “ elderly and haggard " Take That 0
maxey 1 day
Thousands turn out in Birmingham to see Noam Chomsky switch on Christmas lights 17
harrypalmer 1 day

Thousands of revellers have turned out in Birmingham city centre to celebrate the switching on of the Christmas lights by anarcho-syndacalist activist Noam Chomsky. Chomsky, who wooed crowds at a...

1 year window to buy houses, say mortgage companies 1
throngsman 1 day

It was confirmed today that mortgage applicants aged over forty "needn't bother applying" as they won't have enough time to repay. This is hot on the heels of earlier statements that suggested anyone...

After the success of the 30 year rerelease of Feed the World... 0
ionb 1 day

pop stars are going to release a single for the release of Nelson Mandela...

Perfect Wedding Mag diversifies into 2 titles, Mum'n'Kids and Limited Access Dad 0
ronseal 1 day

Following the prestigious high profile launch of Perfect Wedding magazine in 2009, the owner of the ostentatious nuptials publication has announced a change in direction. The flagship title is to be...

Pope Joins UKIP 3
Titus 2 days

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/the-pope/11252345/Pope-Francis-warns-European-ideal-replaced-by-bureaucratic-technicalities-of-EU.html...

Lee Rigby murder was preventable/unpreventable according to Sky/BBC... 2
MADJEZ 2 days

Not exactly funny but amazing that they can come up with totally opposite conclusions form the same report...

Stallone arrested for leaking ‘Expendables 3’ to cinemas before the DVD release 0
Iroquois Pliskin 2 days
FERGUSON PROTESTS GROW 1
2escapees 2 days

Yes fans angry at the departure of Alex Ferguson from MUFC have taken to the streets in protest. Press reports suggest that fans in the US have resorted to burning cars and looting in protest. Local...

Phil Rudd asked 'do you play guitar?' by elderly groupies outside NZ court 0
Iroquois Pliskin 2 days
'Kitten threat alert goes from moderate to severe' warns Thames Valley Police 1
Gerontius 2 days

Thames Valley Police raided a property in Staines overnight following reports a kitten had been threatened with cruelty by two men using social media., Teams from Slough Borough Council, the RSPCA...

Lib Dems demand more Care in the Community places 1
vulture1 2 days

Until recently ex-LibDem MPs were put into a special House where they were cared for with tax-free expenses and given special robes to wear so ordinary members of the public knew not to talk to them....

Osborne To Tax Rogue Apostrophes 2
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 2 days

New levy will raise billion's...

Conservatives Anticipate May Election - At Some Future Date 0
Titus 2 days
UK Coalition survival rates 'below third world' 0
throngsman 2 days
Angelina Jolie - forget the Mansion Tax, Ed Miliband puts me off buying in UK 0
throngsman 2 days
It looks like you're plotting an atrocity says new SocMed Crookie ad software 0
ronseal 2 days

Bookface has defended itself from allegations of helping terrorists and hindering security services. The social media behemoth admits its new activity tracking Crookie software is only concerned with...

Australian washer woman surprise pick for Olympic diving team. 0
Maverick 2 days
BT adverts show crazed hallucinations of drug addled student 0
acidcirus 2 days

It has been revealed that the latest BT broadband adverts are taking place in the drug ravaged mind of the main character, Simon. After his sexual advances towards Anna were rejected and he started...