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Labour party launches pogrom against anti-Semites 0
sockpuppet 29.04.16 1:07pm
sockpuppet
Unwanted bath oil completes century of being won in charity raffles

A bright green bottle of herbal bath oil has been won for the hundredth time after being donated as a raffle prize an average of five times a year for each of the past twenty years. Initially bought...

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Midfield Diamond 29.04.16 12:44pm
sockpuppet
After a succession of resignations, junior cadet takes over S Yorks police 0
sockpuppet 29.04.16 12:37pm
sockpuppet
Express: 'New miracle drug may enable celebrities to stay alive for several days 0
sockpuppet 29.04.16 11:44am
sockpuppet
Police also to blame for scousers' accents, shell suits and curly perms

In an unprecedented move, South Yorkshire Police today admitted responsibility for everything that has ever been wrong with the great city of Liverpool, and the cheeky little scallywags who call it...

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YaBasta 29.04.16 11:16am
sockpuppet
Celebrities complain 'death bar' set too high

Celebrities have protested that following the spate of 'division 1' celebrities passing it has been almost impossible for any other stars, luvvies and bit part players to get a sideline in the...

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throngsman 29.04.16 10:16am
throngsman
Middle class delighted that anti-semitism row bumped Liverpool from the news 0
UrNikko1965 29.04.16 9:31am
UrNikko1965
Livingstone slams Dunkirk Brexit - Better to stay negotiate with his mate Hitler 0
ronseal 29.04.16 7:30am
ronseal
Family gather around Lionel Richie after doctor diagnoses mild eczema

Feel free to substitute for any other cherished musician...

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gaijintendo 29.04.16 7:19am
gaijintendo
DiCaprio ‘flattered’ at the proposed renaming of Finmeccanica

Finmeccanica, the Italian defence group, will change its name to Leonardo in recognition of Leonardo DiCaprio’s Best Actor Oscar for his role in The Revenant. The move has now been ratified by...

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Midfield Diamond 29.04.16 7:18am
Midfield Diamond
Antisemitism problems? Need to leave UK? Chenai movers and packers can help 0
Dun Dunkin 29.04.16 7:13am
Dun Dunkin
Labour MP Naz Shah admits her first name is 'slightly shortened' 2
throngsman 29.04.16 7:00am
deceangli
Ken Livingstone succumbs to Godwin's Law. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 29.04.16 6:42am
deceangli
Tim Peake requests 4 year extension in event of Trump presidency 0
deceangli 29.04.16 6:34am
deceangli
Daily Express gave me cancer

Project manager David Wright (46) has blamed the Daily Express for his multiple tumours. “I was really healthy till I started subscribing to the Express”, he told journalists. “I didn’t...

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deceangli 29.04.16 5:53am
deceangli
Jeremy Hunt popular - with Cockney lexicographers 0
deceangli 29.04.16 5:40am
deceangli
Corbyn accused of plagiarising Jim Callaghan. More soon.

Oy, oy, oy...

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Al OPecia 28.04.16 10:20pm
Al OPecia
New research has shown that there IS a business like show business

And that maybe not everything about it is appealing...

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Ian Searle 28.04.16 10:19pm
Al OPecia
Woman rights campaigner suspended for being anti sementic 0
Dun Dunkin 28.04.16 7:13pm
Dun Dunkin
Don't know if you're antisemitic? Find out with this handy app.

The app will scan what you plan to say then give you a traffic light verdict., Palestinians are terrorists - green light, There are two side to every argument - amber light, Idf snipers should...

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Dun Dunkin 28.04.16 7:12pm
Dun Dunkin
Hitler 'was pro EU, single parliament and single currency' 1
Dun Dunkin 28.04.16 6:15pm
sockpuppet
Hitler denies ever being a Ken Livingstone supporter 0
sockpuppet 28.04.16 6:12pm
sockpuppet
Donald Trump has revealed his plan to put 'America First' - by banning two

Donald Trump has revealed his plan to put 'America First' - by banning the number two. The leading Republican Presidential candidate said that he would ban two on his first day on the White House...

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Daan 28.04.16 6:03pm
sockpuppet
Crisis is a Zionist plot, says Labour spokesman. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 28.04.16 5:50pm
dominic_mcg
Exclusive: Clarkson & co’s new car show called ‘The Chris Evans Breakfast Show’

“We were going to call it ‘Three Overgrown Schoolboy Has-Beens Slag Off The Efforts Of Car Designers And Engineers’ but then thought better of it when we realised if we did that no-one would...

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farmer giles 28.04.16 5:02pm
farmer giles
Ken Livingstone denies ever using antiseptic. 0
MADJEZ 28.04.16 4:52pm
MADJEZ
Princess Di ‘didn’t like EU much’ says Express 0
farmer giles 28.04.16 3:29pm
farmer giles
UKIP voters banned from voting in EU referendum 0
farmer giles 28.04.16 3:26pm
farmer giles
Ex-cycling chief denies liking Beyonce’s bottom

… although he admits to being fascinated by womens’ cycling team’s camel toes...

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farmer giles 28.04.16 3:26pm
farmer giles
Obesity crisis deepens as Tyson Fury reveals belly.

More pies soon...

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Basil_B 28.04.16 3:23pm
Basil_B