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New Refugee Crisis 4
Splatcat 2 days

The Borough of Poole is bracing itself for an expected influx of Badgers from the rest of Dorset. The council is being urged to build a chain link fence around the entirety of its borders, although...

Fringe to carry out background checks before issuing a pun licence. 0
Al OPecia 2 days
Cinema Latest- Wicked Witch Returns. The Revenge... and this time its personal 0
Dun Dunkin 2 days
Women-only carriages to feature Katherine Ryan and Sara Pascoe 0
Adrian Bamforth 3 days
Wark to front fashion show 2
tamoshanter 3 days

Newsnight presenter, Kirsty Wark (60), is to present a new fashion show on BBC2 called [i]Wark's Wardrobe[/i]. The show will reveal how Kirsty sources her distinctive Newsnight outfits and will...

'Manspread' to replace butter 5
Wrenfoe 3 days

The online Oxford dictionary has added the act of 'manspreading' as a low-fat alternative to 'moisturizing your toast'. This somewhat unconventional spread involves rubbing cooked vegetables on the...

Educationalists admits single sex classes 'schoolboy error' 0
throngsman 3 days
Cameron: "Just going through the motions" 0
cjmflyer 3 days
Amish Man Banned For Inappropriate Hat Choice 0
TheViking 3 days

Forced to leave the only world he knew behind, Joseph Schullermann was banished from his Amish community after he was caught sporting an unsanctioned non-traditional type hat. When asked about his...

Cougar Scandal! 0
TheViking 3 days

BRANDON, MB-Local college boy Brent Simmons admitted Monday that the true identity of the woman he calls his mother, one Shirley Simmons is actually his 45 year old mistress; a cougar named Diamond...

Usain Bolt disrupts World Segway finals 3
Adrian Bamforth 3 days
Bush makes whirlwind visit to New Orleans 1
Sir Lupus 3 days
Nazi invasion spelled curtains for von Trapp family 0
Dick Everyman 3 days
Cameron really in the shit after swimming in raw Cornwall sewage 0
Dun Dunkin 3 days
Bush puzzled at lack of motorcade, floods on visit to storm-hit New Orleans 0
Sir Lupus 3 days
Hackers reveal Ashley Madsion not even a real woman 0
bonjonelson 3 days
Allied gold replacement bus service found buried under Kings Cross 0
Bigglesworth 3 days
Abominable Snowman Acquitted 0
Nick John Whittle 3 days

After 100 years of acrimony, false accusations and the jettisoning of false teeth, the most famous of all mystery apes The Abominable Snowman has been acquitted in absentia by a Nepali court of...

Chilcot Announces 'Report Could Be Published Within Just 45 Years' 6
Titus 3 days

Hat-tip to bonjonelson. Edited to add: and andyiong, and probably loads of others, too...

Fears for ancient site as coach-load of schoolchildren moves closer 19
Adrian Bamforth 3 days

Schoolchildren from a South London comprehensive have entered the county of Wiltshire, and are heading toward Stonehenge, according to reports. The group, from Park Hill Juniors, Bermondsey, who's...

'Human extinction event' if Corbyn become Leader 0
Dun Dunkin 3 days
Chelsea Pensioner: 'I thought I was a Beefeater' 0
Scroat 3 days

More soon eventually...

Corbyn to introduce "Fit For Nothing" assessments for bankers. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 days
Ashley Madison offers £240,000 reward for genuine female member. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 days
Ashley Madison cheats on Chief Executive. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 days
Government considering letting UK pet shops sell immigrants. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 days
Only people who believe in UFOs will vote for Corbyn as leader 0
Dun Dunkin 4 days
Surprise as man on Segway "ends up looking a twat" 1
YaBasta 4 days

The Chinese cameraman who collided with sprinter Usain Bolt just after he'd won the 200 metres at the World Athletics Championships has been criticised by the manufacturers of the Segway device he...

White elephant spotted near Coventry 0
Midfield Diamond 4 days

There has been a series of reported sightings of a white elephant from a train line which runs very close to The Ricoh Arena in Coventry. The reports have come from passengers aboard the single...

Election promises ‘made to be broken’ says ‘honest’ Dave 0
farmer giles 4 days

“No ifs, no buts. As all ‘democratically elected’ politicians know and exploit, the electorate easily forgets and never learns. Anyway, by the time of the next election, I will have abolished...