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Greece raffles Lesbos 0
pere floza 1 day
Greece asks Frau Merkel for Debt Relief with a Happy Ending 0
Ironduke 1 day
Greek debt pile hits 1,000 Wimbledon strawberries. 0
Ironduke 1 day
Rather a lot of fuss as Greece double faults at Wimbledon. 0
Ironduke 1 day
MFI deny responsibility for Greek cabinet collapsing. 1
PeterB 1 day
Greece recruits Bob Geldof to lead bail-out negotiating team. 0
deskpilot3 1 day

"Just give us the f***ing money"...

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Not Amused 1 day

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Police conduct London's largest terror attack excercise at the Albert Hall 0
Basil_B 2 days
Greece asks for new loan "because the old one worked out so well" 0
apepper 2 days

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Greek style bail out simulated on the streets of London 0
throngsman 2 days

The Metropolitan police carried out a rehearsal of a Greek style bail out today. Three "Mediterranean looking" men took to the streets of London and withdrew "nearly forty quid between them" in an...

Leap Second: Women allowed to propose, just very quickly. 1
MADJEZ 2 days
Greece applies to Wonga for loan - 'Just until pay day' 0
rogerg 2 days
Kebabs Are Made Out of Christians! 3
Dun Dunkin 2 days
IS secretly supports Butlins 2
Wrenfoe 2 days

By diverting their terror campaign towards international holiday resorts, the Islamic State has underlined their fundamentalist belief in ‘affordable camp sites’. Many have misconstrued the...

sms rip :-( 0
Sinnick 2 days

Edited to be unoffensive - not my intention...

Kanye West hails musical genius of DJ 'BBC Subtitling Machine' 0
S J Roe 2 days

Days after his polarising performance as headline act of music festival Glastonbury, Megastar rapper Kanye West has spoken about the deep admiration he has for the BBC Subtitling machine that...

James May appears at Glastonbury Festival after administrative error 0
Adrian Bamforth 2 days

Former Top Gear presenter James May made an appearance at Glastonbury this weekend after being accidentally booked to perform on the Festival’s Pyramid Stage. Audiences hoping to see Brit...

Greek bailout drags out for another second 0
Bagger 2 days

The leap second which will make this the longest June for 3 years is set to give Greece more time to repay €1.6bn (£1.1bn) to the International Monetary Fund (IMF). The Greek Government was...

NRA calls for tighter controls on prayer 0
sydalg 2 days
Boris Johnson reattaches stabilisers to bike after unsuccessful trial period 0
Tom Learmouth 2 days
Greeks seek loan to purchase gift 0
wwwiz 2 days
Disney bosses will turn Greece into theme park 0
Wrexfan 2 days

International bankers have appointed executives from the Disney Corporation to run Greece., Disney spokesman Don Duk said his company plans to transform the nation's economic outlook by turning it...

Global warming fears worsen as Wimbledon fortnight set to be rain free. 0
Basil_B 2 days
'Grexit is the word', sings Frankie Valli 1
throngsman 2 days
Global economic markets to take a gap year 3
deceangli 2 days

Global markets have announced today that they are ‘sick of being treated like a child’ and plan to ‘travel, develop greater self awareness, maybe learn the guitar’. Robert Peston, acting as...

Salary survey reveals that twats continue to prosper 10
deceangli 2 days

A survey of UK incomes has confirmed that people with real jobs - ie ones they can explain to their parents - are destined to scrape along just above poverty levels until death, while total arseholes...

Doughnuts supplies rushed to London, in response to major Police exercise 0
Thundi 2 days
Cliff Richard sells Centre Court ticket after Ball Boys go on strike 0
Ironduke 2 days
'Chimney's Won't Sweep Themselves' - Boris Backs 100 Hour Free Work Scheme 2
S-Bahn 2 days

Wig stand and parliamentary mascot Boris Johnson has backed a report proposing that a mandatory 100 hours of work experience be introduced for everyone under 16. ‘What people don’t realise is...

Lone IS soldier bravely battled sunbathing enemies of Islam. 5
Crayon 2 days

A courageous freelance extremist has cleverly avoided the ungodly responsibility of having to think for himself by obeying Islamic State's call to celebrate the holy month of Ramadam by murdering...