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Man Utd wipe the floor with Ajax 3
harrypalmer 25.05.17 6:03pm
farmer giles
Lazy shoe fetishist ‘needs a boot up the backside’ 2
farmer giles 25.05.17 6:02pm
farmer giles
Over verbose criminal has sentence doubled

More to follow...

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apepper 25.05.17 5:57pm
apepper
Worrying rise in eye contact during rush-hour commute

As humans seek to reconnect with our communities during particularly worrying and atrocious times, the great bastion of dehumanisation, the rush hour commute, has sadly been hit with savage attempts...

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SimonJJames 25.05.17 5:54pm
jonessgl
M&S chief says profit fall due to British becoming less frumpy 0
maxine jones 25.05.17 4:23pm
maxine jones
Gay sex hunting back on the Parliamentary menu

Tim Farron has told supporters he would allow a free vote on gay sex hunting, which ‘is a tradition going back hundreds possibly thousands of years’ Farron claimed. Since being banned by Labour,...

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Candide 25.05.17 3:31pm
Candide
Trump orders sacking of May for questioning over-sharing 0
maxine jones 25.05.17 2:01pm
maxine jones
Hostilities escalate as Middle Classes choose sides in Fake vs Natural grass row

Unsettling reports have reached us around the escalation and persistence of a row pertaining to the growing debate the middle classes are facing in regards to choosing either artificial grass for...

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SimonJJames 25.05.17 1:59pm
SimonJJames
Divisions as Nation's dog philosophers finally rule on who is a good boy

At the penultimate day of the National Symposium of Dog Philosophy yesterday, the atmosphere became tense as Rex, a 14 year old cocker spaniel and President of the Bilateral Association of...

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SimonJJames 25.05.17 1:21pm
SimonJJames
Manchester Police to give sensitive information direct to Wikileaks

More time-saving measures soon...

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Mick Turate 25.05.17 12:44pm
Mick Turate
Crack Met Police anti terror unit has stopped three tweet plots by Katy Hopkins 0
ronseal 25.05.17 12:29pm
ronseal
People who like being photographed in the garden to be taken out and shot 1
NotNowCato 25.05.17 12:25pm
beau-jolly
Morrissey suspends being a.. oh, too late 0
Adrian Bamforth 25.05.17 10:51am
Adrian Bamforth
Pope converts to birth control 70 years too late 0
sydalg 25.05.17 10:12am
sydalg
New "virtue signalling" app launched

In what's expected to be the next big thing on the internet, a Silicon Valley startup has launched an app which automatically posts to your social media that you feel appropriate and noble feelings...

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YaBasta 25.05.17 8:59am
deceangli
Trump Vatican visit: Pope advocates girth control 1
chrisf 25.05.17 8:41am
DavidH
May explains to Trump that photobombing is not a harmless prank 0
maxine jones 25.05.17 8:16am
maxine jones
Focus On The Accuracy Of Shifting Not On The Types Of Shifting Provided By The C

Many of the facilities are offered by a particular company, who is providing the shifting facility as they have to come with a package and they needs to have all different things with them so that...

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reenasharma 25.05.17 8:14am
cinquecento
God responds to #prayfor hashtags and sorts it all out 0
cinquecento 25.05.17 8:13am
cinquecento
Theresa May defends plan to scrap school dinners: "Let them eat cake!"

Critics of the Conservative's plan to scrap school dinners have raised concerns that hungry children are unlikely to give a flying fidget about the mathematical value of x; the photosynthesis of...

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Crayon 25.05.17 7:22am
Candide
Grieving families helped by smug Tweet

While Manchester attempts to recover from a terrorist atrocity, many on social media helpfully took the time to explain how pleased they were to be proven ‘right’. Fortunately, we have had...

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Wrenfoe 24.05.17 9:38pm
Sir Lupus
Abbott "devastated" by death of 070

.more soon...

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Hindari Banga 24.05.17 9:36pm
chrisf
Conservatives regret 'subcontracting Abbott to calculate school breakfast costs' 0
throngsman 24.05.17 9:08pm
throngsman
Mad World..Donnie Darko meets Franki Poperelli. 0
ron cawleyoni 24.05.17 8:36pm
ron cawleyoni
Dreadful joke on fake news site was NOT a terrorist act 0
Underconstruction 24.05.17 8:11pm
Underconstruction
Grim reaper releases new line of cushions. 1
Maverick 24.05.17 8:10pm
immacagain
Wikipedia celebrates 10 billionth edition

More revisions soon ...

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History in the Making 24.05.17 8:05pm
immacagain
Pope confirms Roger Moore to be made Saint 3
harrypalmer 24.05.17 8:00pm
immacagain
Not happy with this - deleted 0
Smart Alex 24.05.17 7:35pm
Smart Alex
The Don makes Pope offer he can't refuse. 0
ron cawleyoni 24.05.17 5:34pm
ron cawleyoni