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Journalists explain how Labour victory on tax credits shows how weak Corbyn is. 0
Sir Lupus 3 days

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Russian Warplane was "steaming away from Turkey at the time". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 days
Russian Pilot to write negative review on TrapAdvisor. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 days
Jeremy Hunt to ask for a Second Opinion. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 days
Worst-Dressed Man 2015 won by ‘all cyclists’ 1
Midfield Diamond 3 days

The determined efforts of male cyclists everywhere to look utterly ridiculous has been recognised by the judges of the Worst Dressed Man 2015 award. In an unprecedented move, the honour has been...

Scientists marvel at volume of money up Osborne's arse 15
andyiong 3 days

After it was revealed earlier today that George Osborne was to pull a further £5.8 billion out of his arse to fund the subsidisation of Housing Association sales,scientists have been arguing...

Every available login in the world taken 6
kimllfixit 3 days

Shock has swept across email providers, chatrooms and shopping sites as it became evident that every login possible has now been taken. The ‘this login is already in use’ pop-up has been a... hijacked on Apple iPhone browser 10
tezza2k1 3 days

Try loading an article page on NewsBiscuit using an iPhone browser. I've tried the NB site in a desktop browser and cannot replicate. The page content loads and something on the page steals away...

Matchmakers Union "will not strike" in solidarity with Firefighters Union 0
StanleyMizaru 3 days
Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future to visit Osborne for talks 1
SimonJJames 3 days

A spokesman for the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future today announced that they would be seeking talks with George Osborne to help him see the follies of his austerity policy. "The Ghosts...

Cameron vows to remove the poor from sight, earshot 1
SimonJJames 3 days

Prime Minister David Cameron today announced swinging cuts to social services, tax credits, the NHS, oxygen and general sustenance for the poorest members of society. In a series of draconian...

Jeremy Corbyn Credited With Inventing The Political Suicide Vest 3
Titus 3 days

(Written that way since the infamous vest photograph was, in fact, taken a while ago. And that flat-footed explanation has now buggered the 'joke'. Bollocks ...

Jihadi topless page three suicide bombing run probably boom and bust 0
NotNowCato 3 days

., meh soon...

Altering every mosquitos DNA to take 'fucking ages' say scientists 4
jp1885 3 days
Trident "largest robbery in English legal history" 2
Kevin the Swan 3 days
ISIS affliates downed russian jet claims Khalifah 0
Dun Dunkin 3 days
Downed Russian jet 'on holiday' in Turkey 0
jp1885 3 days
German government says VW's no good as taxes. 0
Maverick 4 days
IPCC planning new terror strike on Paris. More soon. 0
Maverick 4 days
French Police Relentlessly Seek Man Who Put Suicide Vest In Wrong Recycling Bin 2
Titus 4 days

[Total doff of cap to cinquecento and Midfield Diamond]...

Turkey "not looking forward when they Putin the stuffing this Christmas" 0
Underconstruction 4 days
NATO in sex crime probe after it boasts of "having upstanding member in Turkey" 0
sydalg 4 days
Trident is worth it myth fabricated by 12th century monks 0
Dun Dunkin 4 days
NATO denies Turkey is a 'full' member 0
throngsman 4 days
No risk Uk will sink Russian sub hiding off Scotland-because they can't find it 0
Dun Dunkin 4 days
Revolutionary Syrian gastric belt promises to "redistribute" excess weight 0
sydalg 4 days
Chilprufe result due ‘any day’. 0
nickb 4 days, Civil Servants glance at the summary to the much anticpated report The long awaited Chilprufe Report could be published by the end of...

God to appear in a vision and warn cinemagoers to turn off their mobile phones. 2
nickb 4 days

After the failure of the Christianity campaign to advertise in cinemas, the Lord thy God will appear in a vision in selected cinemas and ask patrons to turn off their phones. At a Wardour Street...

Corbyn Advised To Dump His Vest In A Litter Bin As Well 6
Titus 4 days
Law-Abiding Terrorist Praised By Paris Local Authority For Using Litter Bin 4
Titus 4 days