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Yes is always yes, explains George Galloway Yes is always yes, explains our new advice columnist, Agony Uncle George. So when you say, 'yes, dear, of course I love you,' that will always be the case. So says 4-times married Uncle George.... |
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Miss Hegas | 21.08.12 11:44pm Miss Hegas |
Statue of Richard Herring to be erected in Edinburgh [Future Biscuit] Yorkshire born Richard Herring is to be commemorated with a statue near the Underbelly venue, commissioned by Countess Burdett-Coutts. Richard was accustomed to visiting Edinburgh every year, but... |
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gaijintendo | 21.08.12 9:12pm gaijintendo |
Assange launches range of alarm cocks | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
cinquecento | 21.08.12 8:42pm cinquecento |
Galloway : Failing to clean teeth before morning sex is not rape. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
MADJEZ | 21.08.12 6:43pm MADJEZ |
New SI unit discovered: nandoseconds. The time it takes to eat more chicken. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
dominic_mcg | 21.08.12 6:38pm dominic_mcg |
KP Nuts More to follow... |
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apepper | 21.08.12 5:40pm apepper |
Assange expelled from Embassy as CCTV shows him abusing ambassador's hospitality http://twitpic.com/am3g0r... |
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pinxit | 21.08.12 5:11pm pinxit |
Commando units complain about not being allowed to enter Parralympics | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Scronnyglonkle | 21.08.12 5:02pm Scronnyglonkle |
Chinese judge clarifies; 'Suspended death sentence' actually means hanging | 5 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Perks | 21.08.12 4:54pm charlies_hat |
Galloway ignores calls to withdraw | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
medici2471 | 21.08.12 4:37pm medici2471 |
Senior Catholics explain opposition to same sex marriage "If sex is always the same in a marriage, then it puts the holy sacrament of marriage in danger. So married people have a duty to dress up in turquoise latex, use knobbly battery driven equipment... |
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nickb | 21.08.12 4:28pm nickb |
Panama hat shortage ‘critical’ as Ecuadorian sanctions bite Only a week into Ecuador’s worldwide ban on the export of panama hats, the sanctions are beginning to bite. President Rafael Correa has said sanctions will remain in place until the British... |
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Des Custard | 21.08.12 3:26pm custard cream |
Now Pietersen left out of England tiddlywinks team In a move that will cause further upset to the troubled South African, England tiddlywinks team captain, Brian Watson, confirmed Kevin Pietersen will not be in the squad to face South Africa next... |
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custard cream | 21.08.12 3:24pm custard cream |
Britain to seek "diplomatic resolution" of row with Ecuador But a Foreign Office spokesman said this week: "What do you expect when you're dealing with a bunch of gr**sy da*oes... |
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Scroat | 21.08.12 12:59pm Scroat |
George Galloway launches new range of rape alarms for early risers hat tip to Rickwestwell from years ago... |
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charlies_hat | 21.08.12 11:00am charlies_hat |
Dumfries disassociates itself from Galloway | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
medici2471 | 21.08.12 10:58am medici2471 |
Fall in Supermarket sales blamed on "Fatties". In a leaked report, the recent decline in Supermarket food sales has been attributed, surprisingly, to the increase in the number of overweight/oversize shoppers. The number of “Fatties”, as... |
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davecook194 | 21.08.12 10:41am Oxbridge |
Foreign Office; 'Ecuador can keep Assange as long as they take Galloway as well' In a move that has surprised most but pleased many, the British Government has given Ecuador one final option to resolve the current diplomatic crisis. They can keep Julian Assange, but have to take... |
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Perks | 21.08.12 9:49am Vertically Challenged Giant |
Judge orders Apple/Samsung jury to deliver verdict using predictive text As the court case between Apple and Samsung draws to a close, in which both companies accuse each other of patent infrigements, the judge presiding over the case has asked jurors to deliver their... |
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antharrison | 21.08.12 9:48am antharrison |
Apple sue Xerox for copying More to follow... |
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apepper | 21.08.12 9:41am apepper |
"First Trains Mary" down to extra collection plate income says Vatican The Vatican has confirmed that, following a substantial input of loose change by the directors of First Group, the Virgin Mary will now be known as the First Trains Mary. Pope Bendict confirmed that... |
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antharrison | 21.08.12 9:30am antharrison |
The Elephant and the Bad Baby renamed: 'Galloway's Guide to Sexual Etiquette' | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
charlies_hat | 21.08.12 8:25am charlies_hat |
Tony Scott offers his services with no charge | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Iscariot | 21.08.12 7:35am Sinnick |
Gove demands prettier A-Level Students. More soon. Better late than never.... |
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Al OPecia | 21.08.12 7:23am Al OPecia |
High-flying businesswoman hospitalised by glass ceiling. improved version of previous sub... |
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Boutros | 20.08.12 10:25pm Boutros |
Unemployed LOCOG members use volunteers, police and soldiers for military coup Blockaded into the Olympic Park, and under the direction of Danny Boyle, they declare Martial Law... |
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Ian Searle | 20.08.12 8:46pm Ian Searle |
Galloway looks up 'respect' in dictionary - and renames party. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
ricky33 | 20.08.12 8:28pm ricky33 |
Galloway to go on TV and demonstrate what rape actually is. No more soon, please... |
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Boutros | 20.08.12 8:20pm Boutros |
Just Why Do Managers Hold meetings in doorways? A recent report from the Institute of Behavioural Therapists has sought to cast light on the question of why people reaching management status feel the need to hold impromptu meetings in doorways and... |
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Quaz | 20.08.12 8:01pm Perks |
Topped gun. More soon. | 3 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Al OPecia | 20.08.12 7:47pm The All New Jeni B |
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