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Red Bull ‘Irresponsible’ for sponsoring the Extreme Fly-Tipping competition

Britain is gearing up for the finals of the 2011 Extreme Fly-Tipping Championship, but with growing protests from local authorities and residents alike, this year’s seems set to be the most...

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Newsquelch 06.10.11 8:42am
Hoops McCann
Pass away in the comfort of your own home - try the new DiePad 0
medici2471 06.10.11 8:41am
medici2471
iDied.

Final announcement from Apple founder Steve Jobs...

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MADJEZ 06.10.11 8:37am
Gary Baldy
People who sign off e-mails with 'Sent from my Cray-1' should be ignored. 0
Griffin 06.10.11 8:35am
Griffin
AA accused of institutional RACism

A mechanic who went undercover in the Automobile Association has exposed the unpleasant tricks used in AA subscription selling. Potential customers are routinely told that RAC patrolmen are chavs and...

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vertical 06.10.11 7:53am
vertical
Steer Jabs changed the wold

The wold was toady left stunt at the news of Steer Jab's dearth after a bottle against oiliness. Jabs had been the ironic tailman of the Apple band and his knew products were often grated with scenes...

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exigo 06.10.11 7:34am
exigo
US technology industry suffering from chronic lack of Jobs 1
charlies_hat 06.10.11 7:32am
tonyhill
Plumber left struggling to work out how pretty lady customer might pay his bill.

When Dave Cormack finished tightening the nuts under the sink, he emerged at the feet of Samantha, taking in the view as he rose until his diminutive frame left his eyes level with her bosom. ...

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malgor 06.10.11 7:12am
Scroat
Jobs Pops Clogs 0
Scroat 06.10.11 7:05am
Scroat
Apple kills off original Siri app, tells users to upgrade

Actual headline from New Scientist Online News. Great taste, guys...

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Ostsee 06.10.11 6:18am
Ostsee
Punters set for big splash as bookies offer 7-4 on Choppy Cam 1
kga6 06.10.11 6:16am
Griffin
Michael Palin not Running for President

Travel writer and former Monty Python star, Michael Palin has announced that he won't be running for President of the United States. This not wholly unexpected development is the first of what is...

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apepper 06.10.11 6:09am
Griffin
Greece receives Nobel Prize for Economics 0
Griffin 06.10.11 6:09am
Griffin
Chuck Norris to hunt down everyone that has ever told or heard a joke about him

Yes, some of the jokes are very funny. Yes, he is the laughing stock of the internet., But Chuck “will get back at those responsible and anyone that has laughed about me” he said in an interview...

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RJWinter 06.10.11 6:04am
arthurminnit
Al-Magrahi signed by Arsenal "to add stamina to squad". More soon. 3
Al OPecia 05.10.11 11:31pm
dvo4fun
'Botham's Anger' as 1981 Test series is re-branded 'Dilley's Ashes' 4
dvo4fun 05.10.11 11:26pm
dvo4fun
Osborne's response to latest financial crisis news "Oh Shit! What do I do now?" 0
dvo4fun 05.10.11 11:14pm
dvo4fun
Tory party conference latest......

Harold MacMillan 'You've never had it so good', 50 years on.., David Cameron 'You've had it'...

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edmartin 05.10.11 11:08pm
dvo4fun
Deep gloom for satirists as Sarah Palin announces "I won't run in 2012"

More gloom later...

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dvo4fun 05.10.11 11:03pm
dvo4fun
No Bail Out from Earth, As Mercury Threatens to Default on Debt

The International Bank of the Earth has today announced that it shall not be contributing to the bail out of Mercury. The potential worsening of the financial crisis within the Solar zone has played...

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Perks 05.10.11 10:43pm
Screenie
Police post topless women on every M4 bridge in new traffic strategy

Superintendant Adams went at some lengths to explain. “It all came about after Reading Rag week when one girl was dared to go topless at Junction 11. The speed decrease was immediate, unfortunately...

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brownpaperreporter 05.10.11 10:24pm
Screenie
Hurley & Me

Laid-back bloke Shane's sporty life is turned upside down when he brings home pushy, neurotic, manipulative bitch Hurley who soon brings him to heel, much to the chagrin of Shane's mates. It isn't...

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vertical 05.10.11 10:06pm
vertical
Olympic sponsor BT launches London 2012-branded ansaphone...

It picks up after 5 rings., You know, 5 rings? Olympic rings?, [shuffles silently away]...

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dicky37 05.10.11 9:25pm
dicky37
Amnesia of Tragic Tom

When 18-year old Accrington Stanley defender Tom Bender was knocked out in a match recently, family and friends feared the worst. Tom's fine now and has been released from hospital physically...

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Drylaw 05.10.11 9:22pm
Drylaw
"I see dead people" admits mortuary assistant 1
simonjmr 05.10.11 9:20pm
dicky37
Schrodinger avoids deportation

Although the real reason is uncertain...

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Iscariot 05.10.11 8:49pm
The All New Jeni B
Cameron takes a lead "I've instructed my Butler to clear my AMEX account". 4
dvo4fun 05.10.11 8:33pm
Jammydodgers
President Karzai assassination plot foiled

Nobody knows why...

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greg various 05.10.11 8:19pm
greg various
OFFICIAL - DAVID WALLIAMS IS NOT FUNNY!

more to follow...

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delightfullyodd 05.10.11 7:41pm
delightfullyodd
Concern's Mount Over Isle Of Wight's Nuclear Weapons Program 0
Textbook 05.10.11 7:21pm
Textbook