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New speed limit guidelines are simple explains PC Professor Burrows

“The formula is quite easy”, the learned policeman smiled. “The speed you can go beyond the limit before being done may be expressed as (S1-S) > ((S/((100-E)/100)+/-...

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beau-jolly 09.04.11 3:27pm
beau-jolly
Public fail to gain admission to Aintree as course packed with A-Z listed celebs

Angry scenes were witnessed today outside Aintree racecourse for todays Grand National as members of the general public failed to gain entry to the course because the capacity had already been taken...

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Basil_B 09.04.11 1:11pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
Lexicographers at a loss to explain why "limerick" doesn't rhyme perfectly . 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 09.04.11 12:54pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
Courts to accept 'can't do mental arithmetic' defense in speeding cases. 0
the coarse whisperer 09.04.11 12:24pm
the coarse whisperer
Cameron not to renew Clegg's internship. 0
the coarse whisperer 09.04.11 11:51am
the coarse whisperer
Fans furious as Status Quo Tribute Band is replaced by real thing. More soon. 4
FormerlyAlOPecia 09.04.11 11:36am
Basil_B
Cameron Definite About Attending Royal Wedding....

..But may have a rethink and may call for a postponement.it all dependsbut definitely maybe.he thinks...

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Jesse Bigg 09.04.11 11:22am
Jesse Bigg
Management guru told me to Think the Unthinkable pleads Rose West 0
ronseal 09.04.11 10:24am
ronseal
Fans furious as second Chesney Hawkes is discovered... 12
Screenie 09.04.11 10:03am
beau-jolly
Balloon industry fears redundancies as plans to restrict inflation are unveiled

Providers of bouncy castles are also deeply concerned but a government spokesman stated that people needed to 'stop blowing things out of all proportion'...

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Screenie 09.04.11 9:13am
Screenie
News Biscuit International apologised today.

Not for hacking, but for publishing imaginary stories for several years...

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Tammy Flugh 09.04.11 9:09am
Screenie
Government unveil plans for a dribbling, incontinent workforce

The government have unveiled their plans for a dribbling, incontinent workforce by raising the State Pension Age to 95. This will mean the upper class, with their super-plus pension plans, can still...

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suepersonic 09.04.11 9:08am
Screenie
SAS to launch own brand poo bags for people who pick up after dogs or commandos

SAS poo bags, used to clear up evidence that member of the crack unit are in enemy territory, are to be launched as a commercial spin off aimed at dog owners and anyone else who has to clean up poo....

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ronseal 09.04.11 9:05am
Screenie
Truth is "on the increase" due to Blair being out of the country and...

because the Daily Sport has ceased publication...

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deskpilot3 09.04.11 9:04am
Screenie
Sunbeds set to go 'ping' when the user is done. 3
Basil_B 09.04.11 9:03am
Screenie
Child used by kidnapper as mattress found to be severely orthopaedic 0
Screenie 08.04.11 11:32pm
Screenie
Attempt to beat world gangbang record begins...

more to cum...

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Screenie 08.04.11 11:30pm
Screenie
Actors strike as protest to arts cuts. No-one notices.

Leading actors including Sir Patrick Stewart and Samuel West are among those protesting against arts cuts., Sir Pat flounced, “We don’t know where the axe will fall next but it is unlikely to...

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beau-jolly 08.04.11 11:06pm
rikkor
Government to create 1000s of jobs as MPs give up directorships. 1
martin2381 08.04.11 9:44pm
FlashArry
Social networking site 'off your face' book launched...

this enables people to share photos of themselves when drunk and to exchange mindless drivel about their tedious, unimportant livesoh, hang on, hasn't that been done?...

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be reasonable 08.04.11 8:46pm
be reasonable
Court case halted as Rooney refuses to swear oath

When speaking to the BBC news cameras he stated, 'I wasn't going to make that fucking mistake again. Oh bollocks'...

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Screenie 08.04.11 7:40pm
be reasonable
Telegraph: Camerons enjoy romantic holiday in Granada...

the Galaxy's in for a service...

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be reasonable 08.04.11 7:40pm
be reasonable
Samuel L Jackson asked to read bible passage from Pulp FIction at Royal Wedding

There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name...

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simonjmr 08.04.11 6:41pm
rikkor
NoW journalist with bad cough admits hacking 0
beau-jolly 08.04.11 2:57pm
beau-jolly
BBC to update another old drama: Dr. Finely's Facebook

Moorland soon, Janet...

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beau-jolly 08.04.11 2:25pm
beau-jolly
Bicycle giant makes wheel big decision

Bicycle manufacturing giants Apollo have announced that, from January next year, the wheels on their bikes will be moulded out of a single piece of plastic as opposed to the traditional metal prongs....

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Screenie 08.04.11 2:23pm
Screenie
New Grand National fence the John McCririck sideburn to be introduced this year 0
Basil_B 08.04.11 12:29pm
Basil_B
Birmingham hairdresser accused of grooming 22 girls

Did I miss something here?...

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beau-jolly 08.04.11 12:28pm
beau-jolly
William and Kate announce bank holiday for divorce date in June 2016.

News broke from Buckingham Palace today of Prince William and Kate Middleton's divorce date which will be the 15th of June 2016. The palace issued a statement declaring that in view of modern royal...

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Basil_B 08.04.11 11:59am
beau-jolly
Striking Jobcentre staff want unemployed "not to cross picket lines by working" 0
simonjmr 08.04.11 11:01am
simonjmr