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Queen was bored waiting in all day "for a man to fix one's broken Britain". 0
sauce 4 years

could be a long wait...

..........13 hours of Tory misrule!!!!....Expect a lot more soon. 0
Ostsee 4 years
Nick Clegg to star in "Secret diary of a Lib-Dem leader" 3
antharrison 4 years
God Help Us All 0
edward hack 4 years

and all who fail in her,, Rope and chair sales hit new high...

Britain celebrates first CGI Prime-Minister 0
ED209 4 years

UK voters were in awe at the special effects which have led to the country having its first entirely CGI leader. After his regeneration, the Queen welcomed David Cameron to the post, apparently...

Queen 'totally buzzed' at being left in charge for half an hour 0
ED209 4 years

The normally calm and regal Queen was today reported to be 'wired, rushing and totally buzzed' at being left to run the country for a few minutes whilst the Prime Minister changed over. The brief...

Hague gutted as Polish typist confirmed as Foreign Secretary 0
antharrison 4 years
Confident Cameron announces intention to run in the Derby. More soon. 0
red 4 years

I believe Viz has a section called "Up the arse corner", so maybe a public school education is helpful?...

Clegg unhappy as LD cabinet posts exceed results of proportional representation 0
antharrison 4 years
Brown's resignation confirms Scots inability to enter second round of anything 0
Mrblacker 4 years
The Stanglers' "Golden Brown" : the Gordon Brown remix 4
Quaz 4 years

I'm no great fan of any party, but couldn't resist having a stab at this. (To the tune of "Golden Brown" by the stranglers). Gordon Brown and Mandleson, Blow me down, will they soon be gone?,...

Cameron dismayed at having to moved to Terraced accommodation. 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Also problem with neighbours...

Unelected woman asks unelected man to form unelected government 0
lazarus 4 years
British public applaud succinct media commentary on election events. 1
Tigerstripes 4 years
It's official: Nick Clegg has the cleanest rectum in the history of politics 1
Basil_B 4 years

after nearly a week of having it licked by Cameron and Brown...

Paddy Ashdown Designated Secretary for Whore 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years

Apologies that should, of course, have read WAR. Secretary for WAR...

David Cameron enters Downing Street. Nick Clegg still groggy from the Rohypnol 0
Ludicity 4 years
Robin Hood agrees coalition deal with Sheriff of Nottingham 1
Ludicity 4 years

Following days of extensive negotiations Robin Hood has finally agreed the terms under which he will work with the Sheriff of Nottingham. ‘There had to be a bit of give and take on both sides,’...

Brown visits second old woman to apologise............ 0
Zen 4 years
David Cameron accepts Queen's invitation to join her on Farmville 0
Adam Ice Rink 4 years
Uckfield woman eats hedgehog to spite husband 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Cameron declines Queen's invitation to form government 0
antharrison 4 years
Harriet Harman is leader of the opposition. Labour plead for Brown to return. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Or even Blair.., or Kinnock.., or Foot....

Brown to stay on in Westminster 0
Doctor Jalapeno 4 years

As soon as Cameron has finished with the carboard boxes...

Clegg is a beastly rotter says Cameron 0
ronseal 4 years
Cameron and Clegg cycle to the Palace together. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

In order to show off both their green credentials the two leaders of the new coalition government will cycle to Buckingham Palace for an audience with the Queen. Sources suggest they will take one...

Moi? Says Cameron. But I don't want to be prime minister! 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

Tory leader speaks from the bathroom...

Queen refuses to accept Brown's resignation and asks him to stay on. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
David Cameron becomes PM - media to blame 0
ManyHills 4 years
Obama to send invasion troops to the UK to promote democracy. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years