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US turns to Mexico for a spatial relationship 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Popes Who Dine* 8
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

The sempiternal secret mission, Of The Office of the Inquisition, Is to put the Church in a position, To rule by holy intuition., In so doing, popes cannot fail, To grasp the devil by his tail,,...

Obama and Karzai anounce special relationship. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
USA seek another nation to "friendly fire" on as part of special relationship 0
virtuallywill 4 years

kiss kiss bang bang...

150 minors trapped, Emergency priests on way 2
virtuallywill 4 years

more later...

US Death Panels Make Geezer Granola Out Of Uninsured Old Folks 0
rfreed 4 years

Intrepid FOX News reporters have uncovered a heinous left wing plot to do in Americas older generation. While many were decrying the hard rights scary chatter that the left was going to let older...

Disappointment as Daily Mail rules out charging for access to news website 1
TerribleTim 4 years
Main parties publish their general election biscuit manifestos. 2
dominic_mcg 4 years

The run up to the election's war of words has been overtaken by the war of biscuits with each of the main parties hanging its hopes on the popularity of its chosen mid morning snack., Labour, who...

Special relatioship latest: 'Let's just do it one last time', says Brown 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Gordon Brown maxes out pledge card 0
red 4 years

horribly true...

"Special Relationship" over as Obama and Brown agree to see other countries. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Unite to headline Glastonbury 0
virtuallywill 4 years

British DIY awards end “satisfactorily” 0
antharrison 4 years

An attempt to celebrate the success of Britain’s DIY community was said by organisers to be “A pretty good job really” despite the stage on which the awards were held collapsing shortly after...

Panda killed by lorry on unlit road during WWF Earth Hour 2
antharrison 4 years
Filming "Wonders of the Solar System" takes toll on Brian Cox 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Sensors turn skin into gadget control pad 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Tapping your forearm or hand with a finger or any other part of your body could soon be the way you interact with gadgets., Researchers have found a way to work out where the tap touches and use...

PM 'weakness' blamed for poor weather 0
andrewmell 4 years

Conservative leader David Cameron has said that the Weather 'scented weakness' in the Prime Minister and the government and that was why there had been so much rain in the last few weeks. Indeed,...

Bristish Summer Time sparks riots at McDonald's outlets all over the UK 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

One typical example was in Chigwell. We spoke to one angry customer Lee. "I pulled up at quarter to 10 for me double egg mcmuffin, coz me and the missus Sharon-Savanah and the kids always does McD...

Historic sex toys sold for £3,600 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Gordon Brown has his card rejected. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Asked for alternative...

D:Ream marks election pledges with new single 'Things... 1
jp1885 4 years

will probably be at least as shitty as they are now' More soon...

Grass roots movement will end inner city turf wars, says Prince Charles 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Prince Charles has disproved his 'out of touch' image and launched a new grass roots movement to end Britain's gangland turf wars., If we can plant the seeds in the communities, in six months we...

Outside the ring, ex-boxer Joe Calzaghe now faces 'biggest cliche of his life' 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

As a world champion boxer, Joe Calzaghe faced some terrifying opponents, says a hackneyed newspaper intro. But now he could be facing the 'fight of his life', according to a well known set up, and...

Literalist Christian footballers refuse to take corners. More soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Chrstians cross about crosses 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Tory-baiting to be outlawed in election run up... 0
Jammydodgers 4 years

"These poor dumb defenceless creatures have no voice and can't speak out for themselves!", "If we don't stand up for them who will?", says Billionaire media magnate Rupert Murdoch...

UK / US to become friends with benefits 0
thisisall1word 4 years
FA charge Arsenal for fielding an Englishman who hasnt passed GCSE French 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Jonathan Ross joins Sky: Houseband renamed "Four dykes and a dildo" 0
antharrison 4 years
Pope criticised as Easter coincides with resurrection of Doctor Who 3
Kramaring 4 years

Whovians outraged...