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Girlfriend delighted by man who can see with his tongue. 0
Ludicity 4 years
Little Miss Muffet fined by Advertising Standards for exaggerating spider threat 2
Ludicity 4 years
Kim Jong-ill 0
Ludicity 4 years
Quarter of NHS beds to go. Work underway to remove one leg from each 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Sopwith Camel finally declared extinct by British expedition 1
Stan Laurel 4 years

After an epic year long expedition into remote African deserts searching for the legendary Sopwith Camel, a thirty strong team of ex-servicemen and women has returned to England empty handed having...

World wide web “not inhabited by spiders” 0
curry muncher 4 years

Child's fears calmed by scientists...

Osama bin Laden Is Now The 'El Cid' Of The Al Queda Movement 1
rfreed 4 years

Al Queda has brought their 'El Cid' out into the fresh air again to renew belief in their cause and to yank the West's chain. According to news sources Osama bin Laden has made a new video praising...

Battery hen conditions 'too soft' says Daily Mail 0
ED209 4 years

Conditions in the nations biggest battery chicken sheds were slammed today by the Daily Mail, after its research revealed that chickens enjoy both warmth and shelter. The paper condemned the...

Oldham calls off nuclear strike on Pakistan 0
roybland 4 years
Pete Doherty awarded home hearing after completing court loyalty card 2
Stan Laurel 4 years

It was confirmed yesterday that having collected enough stamps on his court appearance loyalty card, rock singer Pete Doherty has been awarded a home magistrates visit for his next summons. After...

Chubby Brown 'cleared of assault'. More soon. 0
red 4 years
Ashley Cole expresses "deep regret" at not hiring same publicist as Vernon Kay 0
danlewis 4 years
Tiger come back invokes fear of drive for more appalling puns... 1
roybland 4 years
PM says he believes in life after death 0
roybland 4 years
George Osborne to launch own face powder brand 0
roybland 4 years
UK visit by leader of paedophile ring may be overshadowed by religion 0
roybland 4 years
Lazarus: Absolutely no hope for my mate Becks 0
jmcl 4 years

David Beckham’s close personal friend and so-called ‘resurrection guru’ Lazarus of Bethany has admitted the England footballer has ‘not a chance in hell’ of playing for England again. As...

Sir Liam told to "F*ck right off" by tired people 7
John Square 4 years

Britain's Chief Medical Officer, Sir Liam Donaldson was today told to "do one" by thousands of tired, overworked people. In Sir Liam's annual report, he said inactivity was rife, and that research...

Pope Benedict confirms UK visit dates, though he is flying British Airways... 1
MADJEZ 4 years
Police Officer chokes to death following truncheon attack 0
edward hack 4 years

The man who killed the police officer in his underpants told the judge 'in my country this is old custom' but the judge 'was not having it' and gave the man life., The female police officer, had...

Runaway Toyota Prius driver's pants recalled for being on fire. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Npower football sponsorship deal dependent on Portsmouth installing coin meter 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Taxpayers shafted by hospital probe 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Laureate says she penned it for Beckham 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
British couple arrested in Dubai after having oral sex in a restaurant 2
twookey 4 years

A British couple have accused the Arab states of being clueless about western civilisation after Essex girl, Maggie rodes, was arrested for performing a sex act on a total stranger in a restaurant,...

‘Baby Branson’ facing fraud probe ‘taking similarity too far’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years

Vats all, folks...

Labour expected to win General Election after wording change of voting cards 0
simonjmr 4 years

"If you do not wish to vote for a candidate please place a cross next to their name. By submitting this voting card you are indicating your consent to vote the incumbant political party back into...

Low voter turnout could mean shock election win for Apathy Party 1
Ludicity 4 years

'In the last General Election 39% of the electorate didn't vote,' said Apathist leader, Kevin Dullard, 'if that figure were translated into parliamentary seats we could win an overall majority. Not...

Research continues into why teenage girls pull their jumper down over their arse 3
roybland 4 years

when they get up from a seat...

Sir Patrick returns to the Beeb with the Sky at Night 0
Basil_B 4 years

Moore soon...