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Teenage rebel walked out after failing to upset parents

Missing student Charlie Bradfield may have left home because his parents approved of everything he did, according to his closest friends. "Charlie did his best to provoke his old man and got really...

Midfield Diamond 23.11.11 11:56am
Electric cars can be charged overnight from solar cells, claims Minister 0
Ostsee 23.11.11 11:40am
Microsoft Bankrupted By Man Trademarking The Phrase ‘Fragment (Consider Revising

The IT industry was left in shock yesterday after the collapse of the software giant Microsoft when unemployed Dave Digby from Felixstowe trademarked the phrase ‘Fragment (consider revising)’....

UnoEye 23.11.11 11:28am
TV Chat Show Host Replaced By Talking Arse

In a drive to cut costs at the BBC, producers have been forced to pull Graham Norton off. Sorry, have been forced to pull Graham Norton off his prime-time Friday night slot., Beeb bosses announced...

Fray Brentos 23.11.11 11:20am
Fray Brentos
Missing Scandanavian airline pilot 'just disappeared into Finnair' 5
Smart Alex 23.11.11 11:19am
Bellringer's ASBO overturned on a peal

dusting out back corners of my gag store, why do camp anologists always practise at 7.30am on a saturday...

vertical 23.11.11 11:18am
Lord Gaga Calls Time on 'Uncontrollable" Wife

The elaborate stage performances and headline-grabbing costumes of Lady Gaga could well be consigned to the annals of history following the discovery of her antics by Lord Gaga, 4th Marquis of...

Fray Brentos 23.11.11 11:10am
Fray Brentos
Use of placebos can produce sugar dependence, claims BMA. 0
Griffin 23.11.11 11:08am
Ricky Gervais not a bigot, claims dwarf

A high profile dwarf has defended Ricky Gervais against accusations of bigotry, before being pushed over and laughed at by Gervais himself. “Ricky likes to play around with traditional notions of...

Sam 23.11.11 10:51am
Spanish fisherman denies he castanet

definately no more soon...

woody 23.11.11 10:47am
Coogan denies Daily Mail reports he lives 'in a pear tree' 3
Perks 23.11.11 10:40am
Tributes flood in for Ian Brunel, Britain's most inventive hedge fund speculator

Tributes have continued to pour in for Ian Brunel, the recently passed hedge fund speculator who has done more to shape our lives than any man in recent history. Famed for his ability to push a loop...

23.11.11 10:39am
Green graffiti cleaner loses position with Isle of Wight Council

Derek Johnson, at one stage dubbed a green pioneer for his work with natural cleaning products, has been made redundant after his lemon juice inspired rapid response graffiti cleaning services proved...

fernandomando 23.11.11 9:05am
Ex-pat Brits returning from Oz 'due to lack of conviction' 0
Runestone Cowboy 23.11.11 7:32am
Runestone Cowboy
Man dies after overdose of moderation 1
Nick McCarr 23.11.11 3:44am
iPhone 4S recall notice issued after Siri app develops attitude problem

Apple have been forced to recall thousands of units of the iPhone 4S after complaints from users that the Siri app had become unhelpful, rude, and in extreme cases, had called in anonymous tips about...

Vertically Challenged Giant 23.11.11 12:05am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Ofcom investigate X factor over illegal promotion of algebra 4
charlies_hat 22.11.11 11:22pm
Smart Alex
Mervyn King Latest: "Reduce inflation to solve mass unemployment. Also gravity," 0
Ablative Fabsolute 22.11.11 9:53pm
Ablative Fabsolute
Bishop [insert name] apologises for child sex abuse in Diocese of [insert area]

more multiple purpose apologies soon (maybe longer sub later)...

dvo4fun 22.11.11 9:49pm
Mobile phone companies to offer simplified pricing for an additional fee 0
Dumbnews 22.11.11 9:08pm
Consumers shocked to learn no new smartphone released today 0
Dumbnews 22.11.11 9:00pm
Queen to speak on Blatter : Nation holds its breath 2
Drylaw 22.11.11 7:47pm
Surprise witnesses at Leveson Inquiry as Coogan calls A-ha 0
grumblechops 22.11.11 6:30pm
C of E to adopt gospel according to John Lewis this Christmas

In a surprise announcement the head of the Church of England has announced that the church is to formally re-write its Christmas story. Dr Rowan Williams told the assembled media at a press...

button 22.11.11 6:23pm
Girlfriend disappointed as Andy Murray pulls out with groin strain 1
medici2471 22.11.11 6:02pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Thinnest material known to man discovered in TV sitcoms

A furious row has broken out over the whereabouts of the thinnest material in the known universe. ‘It’s in the final series of the geriatric TV sitcom ‘Last of the Summer Wine’’ a...

Clarky 22.11.11 6:01pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Jaws drop at Inquiry: "Knowing me Lord Leveson, knowing you, Steve Coogan. Aha!"

More after the traffic...

Le Creuset Fiend 22.11.11 5:58pm
Le Creuset Fiend
Bins rifled in search for "I,Partridge" xmas gifts 0
medici2471 22.11.11 4:57pm
Muslim outrage as Salvation Army to take control in Egypt 0
medici2471 22.11.11 4:32pm
China dog in ongoing graveside vigil found to be "ornament" 1
grumblechops 22.11.11 3:49pm