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| Teenage rebel walked out after failing to upset parents Missing student Charlie Bradfield may have left home because his parents approved of everything he did, according to his closest friends. "Charlie did his best to provoke his old man and got really... |
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Midfield Diamond | 23.11.11 11:56am Oxbridge |
| Electric cars can be charged overnight from solar cells, claims Minister | 0 | |
Ostsee | 23.11.11 11:40am Ostsee |
| Microsoft Bankrupted By Man Trademarking The Phrase ‘Fragment (Consider Revising The IT industry was left in shock yesterday after the collapse of the software giant Microsoft when unemployed Dave Digby from Felixstowe trademarked the phrase ‘Fragment (consider revising)’.... |
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UnoEye | 23.11.11 11:28am UnoEye |
| TV Chat Show Host Replaced By Talking Arse In a drive to cut costs at the BBC, producers have been forced to pull Graham Norton off. Sorry, have been forced to pull Graham Norton off his prime-time Friday night slot., Beeb bosses announced... |
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Fray Brentos | 23.11.11 11:20am Fray Brentos |
| Missing Scandanavian airline pilot 'just disappeared into Finnair' | 5 | |
Smart Alex | 23.11.11 11:19am writinginbsl |
| Bellringer's ASBO overturned on a peal dusting out back corners of my gag store, why do camp anologists always practise at 7.30am on a saturday... |
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vertical | 23.11.11 11:18am writinginbsl |
| Lord Gaga Calls Time on 'Uncontrollable" Wife The elaborate stage performances and headline-grabbing costumes of Lady Gaga could well be consigned to the annals of history following the discovery of her antics by Lord Gaga, 4th Marquis of... |
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Fray Brentos | 23.11.11 11:10am Fray Brentos |
| Use of placebos can produce sugar dependence, claims BMA. | 0 | |
Griffin | 23.11.11 11:08am Griffin |
| Ricky Gervais not a bigot, claims dwarf A high profile dwarf has defended Ricky Gervais against accusations of bigotry, before being pushed over and laughed at by Gervais himself. “Ricky likes to play around with traditional notions of... |
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Sam | 23.11.11 10:51am Sinnick |
| Spanish fisherman denies he castanet definately no more soon... |
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woody | 23.11.11 10:47am Sinnick |
| Coogan denies Daily Mail reports he lives 'in a pear tree' | 3 | |
Perks | 23.11.11 10:40am dvo4fun |
| Tributes flood in for Ian Brunel, Britain's most inventive hedge fund speculator Tributes have continued to pour in for Ian Brunel, the recently passed hedge fund speculator who has done more to shape our lives than any man in recent history. Famed for his ability to push a loop... |
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23.11.11 10:39am dvo4fun |
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| Green graffiti cleaner loses position with Isle of Wight Council Derek Johnson, at one stage dubbed a green pioneer for his work with natural cleaning products, has been made redundant after his lemon juice inspired rapid response graffiti cleaning services proved... |
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fernandomando | 23.11.11 9:05am fernandomando |
| Ex-pat Brits returning from Oz 'due to lack of conviction' | 0 | |
Runestone Cowboy | 23.11.11 7:32am Runestone Cowboy |
| Man dies after overdose of moderation | 1 | |
Nick McCarr | 23.11.11 3:44am Dumbnews |
| iPhone 4S recall notice issued after Siri app develops attitude problem Apple have been forced to recall thousands of units of the iPhone 4S after complaints from users that the Siri app had become unhelpful, rude, and in extreme cases, had called in anonymous tips about... |
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Vertically Challenged Giant | 23.11.11 12:05am Vertically Challenged Giant |
| Ofcom investigate X factor over illegal promotion of algebra | 4 | |
charlies_hat | 22.11.11 11:22pm Smart Alex |
| Mervyn King Latest: "Reduce inflation to solve mass unemployment. Also gravity," | 0 | |
Ablative Fabsolute | 22.11.11 9:53pm Ablative Fabsolute |
| Bishop [insert name] apologises for child sex abuse in Diocese of [insert area] more multiple purpose apologies soon (maybe longer sub later)... |
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dvo4fun | 22.11.11 9:49pm Ironduke |
| Mobile phone companies to offer simplified pricing for an additional fee | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 22.11.11 9:08pm Dumbnews |
| Consumers shocked to learn no new smartphone released today | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 22.11.11 9:00pm Dumbnews |
| Queen to speak on Blatter : Nation holds its breath | 2 | |
Drylaw | 22.11.11 7:47pm Username |
| Surprise witnesses at Leveson Inquiry as Coogan calls A-ha | 0 | |
grumblechops | 22.11.11 6:30pm grumblechops |
| C of E to adopt gospel according to John Lewis this Christmas In a surprise announcement the head of the Church of England has announced that the church is to formally re-write its Christmas story. Dr Rowan Williams told the assembled media at a press... |
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button | 22.11.11 6:23pm Perks |
| Girlfriend disappointed as Andy Murray pulls out with groin strain | 1 | |
medici2471 | 22.11.11 6:02pm John Ffitch-Rucker |
| Thinnest material known to man discovered in TV sitcoms A furious row has broken out over the whereabouts of the thinnest material in the known universe. ‘It’s in the final series of the geriatric TV sitcom ‘Last of the Summer Wine’’ a... |
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Clarky | 22.11.11 6:01pm John Ffitch-Rucker |
| Jaws drop at Inquiry: "Knowing me Lord Leveson, knowing you, Steve Coogan. Aha!" More after the traffic... |
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Le Creuset Fiend | 22.11.11 5:58pm Le Creuset Fiend |
| Bins rifled in search for "I,Partridge" xmas gifts | 0 | |
medici2471 | 22.11.11 4:57pm medici2471 |
| Muslim outrage as Salvation Army to take control in Egypt | 0 | |
medici2471 | 22.11.11 4:32pm medici2471 |
| China dog in ongoing graveside vigil found to be "ornament" | 1 | |
grumblechops | 22.11.11 3:49pm Shandy |
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