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Spin doctor does his bit for the troops with promise to smear Osama Bin Laden 2
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

The morale among British frontline troops was sky high yesterday, after news that spin doctor Andrew MacNulty is to throw his considerable behind them. He's promised to use every weapon in his...

Convicts who flee prison disguised as sheep regret choosing Welsh escape route 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Cameron to make Britain bitter 2
virtuallywill 4 years

no other typos in manifesto...

Burglar who was posted to victims discovered dead and unclaimed at Post Office 0
Ian Searle 4 years
TVs Nick Knowles sought in Moscow judge murder. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Russian police have released an E-fit of their prime suspect identified as DIY SOS presenter Nick Knowles. He is accused of killing judge Eduard Chuvashov (pictured right)....

Plaid Cymru manifesto uses up world's entire stock of 'l's 2
edward hack 4 years

Y and R running dangerously low, (has this been done)...

CAMRA to make bitter better. More soon. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Man who leaves bibles in hotel rooms revealed 0
virtuallywill 4 years

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47638000/jpg/_47638214_cameron226new_ap.jpg...

Cameron to "make Britain better" by employing more foreign doctors on overtime 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Microsoft says its social phone aimed at teenagers will be ‘Kin amazing, like' 3
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Tory Manifesto Aspiration: Everyone will be entiteld to claim they went to Eton 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Jeremy Paxman says he's delighted that his live rehearsal went well 0
Iamthestig 4 years

I don't know about you, but that was a tough warm up, that Mick Clogg or whoever he was should think about going into Politics...

Posh thugs products of living on hand basin estates, says Cameron. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 4 years
Cameron 'to make Britain better' by leaving 0
Zadok the second 4 years
We're no brand therapists says clarification by vigilante group Brand the Rapist 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Furious vigilante group Brand the Rapist has issued a warning to the media that they have no links whatsoever with digital marketing outfit Brand Therapist. 'We don't want to be associated with men...

England manager to sing World Cup anthem unaccompanied, á Capello. More soon. 1
QorbeQ 4 years
Gordon Brown shows U KIP sympathies. 1
Stan Laurel 4 years
Main parties to withdraw from election following Labour 'bombshell' 1
edward hack 4 years

Both Conservatives and Lib-Dems have decided to withdraw from the 2010 election race after Labour pledged wholeheartedly to keep the promises laid out in its recent election manifesto., The promises...

Factory worker devastated as mystery benefactor is revealed as 'secret milliner' 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

A new Channel 4 show, in which a mysterious stranger joins a disadvantaged community and is revealed as a secret benefactor, has sparked unexpected anger from its subjects. Indeed, many reported they...

Nick Clegg furious as Dick Dastardly & Muttley divert LibDem bus into a swamp. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Tories caught offside by Labour manifesto pledge to win 2010 World Cup. 4
Stan Laurel 4 years

The Conservative Party's plans for their manifesto launch were thrown into disarray yesterday with the Labour Party’s pledge for England to win the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. Speaking to...

Teacher denies drunken pupil sex, drunken pupil disappointed. More soon. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Colleague Deeply Confused By Homosexual Co-worker's Knowledge of Top Gear 7
thisisall1word 4 years
Brown claims "This manifesto kills fascists" 1
simonjmr 4 years

Nick Griffin worried This land is your land, this land is my land, From Cheltenham, to the Wight Island, From the Sherwood forest, to the North Sea waters, This land was made for you and me As I...

Brown aspires to popularity of Polish President 1
simonjmr 4 years
Facebook ignores friend request from Panic Button. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Colleen Rooney embarks on expedition to “Source of the Mersey” 2
antharrison 4 years

Denying that she was inspired by Joanna Lumley’s new ITV series in which she travels almost 4000 miles through the African continent to find the source of the Nile, Colleen Rooney has announced...

Army forced to provide battlefield crèches. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Taxpayers are looking at a multi-million pound bill after a court ruled they must provide childcare for troops. They will now have to supply a crèche at every military base and special secure...

Facebook in panic button meeting 0
riesler 4 years

the button, a small blue plastic shiny one, fell from the CEO's trousers and the board meeting was suspended until it was found under the tea trolley...

Daily Mail to give panic, alarm with every issue 3
QorbeQ 4 years