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Dismay as election drone remains legal 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Posh-boy jibes re-surface as sleepy Cameron says it’s far too early for launch 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Mini drivers to be offered growth hormones under a Labour government 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Fed up submissive man has prostrate gland removed 0
dandare70 4 years
Blind people warned: 'reading braille pornography could make you go sighted' 0
Ludicity 4 years

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Toddler Tax Credit may backfire as toddlers threaten to spend it all on rusks 0
Ludicity 4 years
Labour manifesto includes free mind programming CD by Lord Mandelson 4
Ludicity 4 years

A free hypnosis CD is included at the back of every copy of the Labour Party election manifesto to help voters feel calm, relaxed and totally unable to remember the last 13 years. “As people...

Facebook criticised for lack of panic switch 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was in crisis talks last night after claims that the site had a deliberate policy of "luring people who were once children". Facebook has been heavily criticised by...

Brown unveils new list of promises to break 3
Mrblacker 4 years

Major reforms to the House of Lords, a global levy on banks and a pledge not to increase income tax have been revealed by Gordon Brown as just some of the promises he says he'll try not to keep if...

Corin Redgrave's latest role "Wicker Man" 3
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LibDems present Moanifesto for next 5 years of impotent. powerless high dudgeon 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Fledgling Democracy Established in Andy Crane 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Defenceless Andy Crane Invaded By American Forces 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Oil Discovered in Andy Crane 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Diary of an accidental candidate: A catalogue of errors 0
Anon_Mouse 4 years

‘Where the fuck have you been and what the fuck do you think you’re doing?’ The benefits of a pint of bitter shandy and a steak and mushroom pie shared with a quietly simmering trained killer...

Swine Flu returns for second season, Keifer Sutherland to play Prime Minister. 2
MightyBlair 4 years

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Member's Allowance and apostrophe misused 0
thisisall1word 4 years
After Reading Manifesto, UK Apologises to Brown For Ever Doubting Him 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Tory Manifesto Shortened to be Tweetable 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Writer Restricted to 80 Characters Doesn't Quite Manage to Complete Whole Headli 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Andy Crane to get rid of all his weapons grade plutonium. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years

I misheard this headline on the news earlier...

Cameron selects new cabinet 0
virtuallywill 4 years [center]Tories ask voters to 'join them in government'[/center]...

Facebook promise panic button to protect children from clergy 0
TerribleTim 4 years
Mr Brown we have millions of Euro just waiting for you 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years

"Thats how the email started" said the Prime Minister. Only just uncovered, Mr Brown had attempted to buy votes with the backing of millions of pounds based on one email. He saw an income rate cut,...

Animal trailer accident on M4 1
QorbeQ 4 years

Pigs close off junction 17 and set up diversions whilst the spilled animals are rounded up...

Survey cannot find reason for surge in numbers of "stay at home fathers" 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Brown's lower jaw finally falls right off 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

Gordan Brown was, tonight, fitted with a prosthetic lower jaw, after his original one fell to the ground in a public meeting in Bath. Previously, he had been warned that his slack jaw was a...

Brown plans financial system based on each way bets on the Grand National 0
fernandomando 4 years
Dawkins Succeeds in Arresting Pope, Thus Proving "There IS a God!" 3
Jonathan Uankbreak 4 years
Election latest: Gordon Brown hires "The A-Team" 0
thackaray 4 years

"If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire The A-Team." Dur dur dur, dur dur durrrrrr, dur dur ddurr durrrr, dur dur dur duurrrr.. Hmmmm,...