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IoW helicopter prison escape foiled after pilot submits detailed flight plan 0
QorbeQ 4 years
BP boss was so impressed with American hospitality he left a 20 billion tip. 0
Basil_B 4 years
BP boss says: 'I am enjoying my trip to the US: everyone is so pleasant' 3
PluckyMunky 4 years

'And I got to meet the president.'...

Water-powered car 'more feasible with every passing day' say BP engineers 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Robert Green named as Algeria's keeper for World Cup clash against England 2
Mrblacker 4 years
Birmingham's New Scheme. All muslims to be microchipped. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

After the failure of their secret camera policy the council have come up with a new 'ground breaking innovative exciting idea' that will change 'the paradigm'. 'If we can't use the cameras then...

Scheme extended. Everyone to wear bags over their heads in public 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years
Exhumation of Bobby Fischer blocked by bishop 1
Ludicity 4 years
Bobby Fishcher just a pawn in a deadly game 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Police to have have heads covered with bags 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'How can we get on with normal life if they see what we do?' said a resident...

'Job not made any easier by having to kick a ball around' say top players 0
edward hack 4 years

FIFA are coming under mounting criticism from some top England players over the surprise introduction of a ball to this year’s World Cup competition., The new Jubbly ball, described by players as...

Tony Hayward opts for firing squad 0
Ludicity 4 years
BP boss invited to Utah 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Sarkozy to Recreate De Gaule WWII Moments by Hiding in a Bunker in England 0
Svendo 4 years
Guard of honour welcomes Sarkozy to UK with Mexican wave 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Calls for guide dogs to be armed with white sticks after attacks by other dogs 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Sumo rocked by overeating scandal 0
simonjmr 4 years
Sea water found in Gulf of Mexico oil lake 1
Mrblacker 4 years
Chess legend to be exhumed for one last game. 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

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bp chief do personally fit world largest bath plug to leak 0
terpsichore 4 years

There are claims Obama was "too tough" on BP chief executive Tony Hayward as he is seen leaving a secret meeting at the white house in deap sea diving gear, dragging behind what reports suggest is a...

Sinn Fein says Saville Inquiry conclusions “a little harsh” on British Army 0
Poecheng 4 years

A spokesman for Sinn Fein today responded to the conclusions of the Saville Inquiry into Bloody Sunday and stated that, whilst the certainty of the conclusions was to be welcomed, nonetheless the...

Proposed N.H.S cuts to be resolved by purchase of extra elastoplasts. 2
Basil_B 4 years
DIY Sales soar as viewers switch OFF 0
puddle duck 4 years

Sales of slow drying paint have reached new levels as disapointed viewers switch off the world cup., A leading chain of DIY Stores has reported a surge in sales this weekend., At a Brentwood store...

Obama will kick BP boss’s arse live on TV tomorrow evening. 0
Stan 4 years

The grilling of Tony Hayward by a Congressional Committee is only the first humiliation that the BP boss will suffer following the announcement that he is to have his arse kicked by President Obama...

French Team beat England in race to see who gets home first. 0
puddle duck 4 years
Air France cancel loss making South African flights 0
puddle duck 4 years
Cameron to introduce new office for regulation of bureaucracy 0
la maga 4 years

The Prime Minister has unveiled plans for a new government office to fight bureaucracy, to be staffed by three hundred civil servants. It's targets will involve monitoring the targets and monitoring...

BP to try fish, bananas, old pyjamas, mutton, beef and trout as well blockers 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Dry stone wall celebrates one year on the wagon. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
London restaurant prooves Dawkins, water into wine is nothing to do with God 0
4ty2 4 years

There are still people who believe Jesus meddled with the OH groups on the water molecule and that would count for a miracle. For others Jesus was the biggest looser in history. Having discovered how...