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German Lars Bender emerges as school boys favourite Euro 2012 player 0
Mandy Lifeboat 13.06.12 8:55pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Ratings latest: Spain downgraded to Uganda 0
Mandy Lifeboat 13.06.12 8:54pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Euro 2012 commentator sacked for omissions

BBC television commentator Mark Smarm has been sacked for a series of shocking omissions in his first two matches at Euro 2012. In the first game between Poland and Greece, Smarm completely failed in...

weeb52 13.06.12 8:03pm
Rural Policy to be outsourced to Minister's Gamekeeper. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 13.06.12 7:17pm
Al OPecia
The Ministry of Defence unveils Britain's new independent nuclear deterrent

Following recent spending cuts The Ministry of Defence unveils Britain's new independent nuclear deterrent: ...

greigewart 13.06.12 7:11pm
Labour’s ‘progressive alliance’ founders after ELP walk out of talks

The Labour Party’s latest attempts to form a new ‘progressive alliance’ are close to collapse after both Greg Lake and Carl Palmer of Emerson Lake and Palmer walked out of negotiations...

Skylarking 13.06.12 5:43pm
Haywood Manley
Homeopathic forecaster predicts continued fine weather

Inspired by charlies_hat's earlier post...

Haywood Manley 13.06.12 5:17pm
Haywood Manley
Leveson and Hunt weary public demand recall of Parliament 0
medici2471 13.06.12 5:00pm
Queen's knock out for Murray shocks girlfriend 0
nostra da mouse 13.06.12 4:56pm
nostra da mouse
Narnia requests bailout

The World economic crisis has reached new heights with the fictional country of Narnia requesting a loan from the ECB. The chairman of the Narnian Central Bank explained, "The problem is we don't...

apepper 13.06.12 4:54pm
Smart Alex
Suicidal dessert chef makes a fool of himself

.., .., .., inspired by dumbnews...

cinquecento 13.06.12 4:49pm
World’s leading chemists set for “ultimate test” as Tour de France approaches 0
grumblechops 13.06.12 4:28pm
Enigma machine breaks Ministerial Code 0
dvo4fun 13.06.12 4:09pm
Grabriel "Delighted" As Prog Rock To Be Decriminalised

Lovers of the concept album and 20-minute epic rock song are said to be ecstatic today, as new legislation that will see controversial music genre Progressive Rock decriminalised is to be rushed...

Duff 13.06.12 4:07pm
Salmond's bank account hacked by Observer in bid to prove Scotsman are tight.

More racial sterotypes the noo...

MADJEZ 13.06.12 3:36pm
Foot and Mouth a very real threat to Olympic opening ceremony admits Boyle 0
simonjmr 13.06.12 12:43pm
Cheryl Slams WAGs Class Of 2012

Pasty-munching princess of pop and nation's sweetheart, Cheryl Cole, has averted her judgly gaze from third-rate karaoke acts, and has now turned it on the England football team's current crop of...

Duff 13.06.12 11:50am
Camerons make U-turn and return daughter to the pub

David Cameron is today defending his decision to take his daughter Nancy back to the pub where she was accidentally left at the weekend. 'I know Ed Miliband is going to say this yet another a U-turn'...

ianslat 13.06.12 10:47am
Olympics opening: Track competitors unhappy with focus on field events 0
weematt 13.06.12 10:23am
Clegg confirms he "was at end of table where children sit, so to speak".

In cabinet meetings,Internationla conferences and at dinner with News International More soon...

simonjmr 13.06.12 9:50am
Heinz criticised over failure to protect anonymity of sauces 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 13.06.12 9:48am
IBS sufferer Ann Rutherford passes away 0
medici2471 13.06.12 9:24am
More Poetry Please!

O, Danny Boyle, the sheep, the sheep are grazing, To open Games, a Beatle at their side., The Budget's blown, but it will be 'amazing',, The NHS and cricket will collide., Glas'bury Tor! A giant...

Blowsabella 13.06.12 9:02am
Technology: Near field technology confirmed to be based on smell of dung 0
weematt 13.06.12 8:28am
Olympic flame torches TV licence fee 0
nostra da mouse 13.06.12 8:24am
nostra da mouse
Australian police searching for 30 year old dingo murder suspect

Australian police searching for 30 year old dingo murder suspect...

Mark Gregory 13.06.12 7:47am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Cash-free ATM machines unveiled

The Royal Bank of Scotland is set to unveil a range of ATM cash machines that will enable UK customers to give the impression they still have money in their bank accounts., The new technology,...

Nerys Hughes 13.06.12 7:03am
Nerys Hughes
Cameron admits to trying to leave Jeremy Hunt behind in a pub

Prime Minister David Cameron has admitted to trying to leave Jeremy Hunt behind in a pub, a railway station, two airports and a caravan. But despite his best efforts, the young minister has been...

Nunnion Splendacular 13.06.12 6:31am
Vertically Challenged Giant
As hosepipe ban is lifted, Brits ready to water lawns as soon as rain stops 2
Perks 13.06.12 5:38am
Danny Boyle to Bailout Po & Co. as eurocrisis spreads to tellytubbyland.

Posted in the chat area by mistake...

liquidusblue 13.06.12 5:36am