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Local councils to include non-jobs

oh, hang on...

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beau-jolly 19.02.11 2:59pm
beau-jolly
New edition of OED to include made-up words

has the word gone mad? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-12509477...

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beau-jolly 19.02.11 2:49pm
beau-jolly
Government to take lessons from unemployed

Following a report that 1.4 million people have been out of work for more than 10 years but are still able to spend all day in the pub, a government special commission has been set up to find out...

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beau-jolly 19.02.11 2:23pm
beau-jolly
Local man confuses pressing a button on website with “actually helping”...

“If I can help someone less fortunate than me, then I'm more than happy to do my bit”, said Craig Springer, as he repeatedly pressed a button marked 'YES!' on some website, in the vain hope that...

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Doylem 19.02.11 1:20pm
Doylem
Muppets join Bahrain protest

Voicing the concern of the assembled Muppets, wild-haired drummer, Animal, shouted, “Manama!” followed by a chorus of “doo doo di do do”...

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beau-jolly 19.02.11 1:00pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
Obama's new Child Healthcare plans example of Democratic "Nanny State"

Mike Crapo, Republican Senator for Idaho, said today that President Obama's plans for universal childcare for the under 5's including free kindergarten provision was just another example of the...

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Mors 19.02.11 12:37pm
Mors
Government to privatise Forensic Service on a "No Win No Fee" basis.

Home Secretary Theresa May, today announced the largest shake up of British Policing since the Lib/Con Alliance took power. In what she describes as an "innovative and bold move", the Forensic...

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Mors 19.02.11 12:15pm
Mors
Game of Monopoly Ends Badly

An innocent game of Monopoly between friends the last Saturday evening ended in dispute when the banker refused to give anybody any money until his bonus expectations were addressed. As the...

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Deimos 19.02.11 11:51am
Deimos
Voting method for vote on voting method to be put to the vote.

MPs were left running round in little circles last night trying to figure a way out of the logical loop they’d inadvertently got sucked into by deciding to have a vote on the voting system. One MP...

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malgor 19.02.11 11:02am
Doylem
NORTHERN LIGHTS SPECTACULAR "CAUSED BY NEW RING-ROAD"

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2236/2503354485_125120c403.jpg Huddersfield pensioner Arthur Davies lost no time in contacting local reporters when a mysterious orange glow appeared in the sky behind...

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Peter749400 19.02.11 10:23am
beau-jolly
New Forest pony up on drug mule charges.

Trixie, a fourteen year old New Forest pony, will appear in Southampton court today on drug mule charges. Trixie’s solicitor spoke to local journalists, attempting to explain Trixie’s ‘moment...

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Milo Shame 19.02.11 10:18am
Milo Shame
Kate Adie and John Simpson to team up for The Holiday Show 0
TerribleTim 19.02.11 9:35am
TerribleTim
Sean Connery to teach special lectures at Tokyo University to pronounce

and teach the difference between Cynthia,sincere and synthesizer...

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19.02.11 7:56am
Council Chief Executive worth every penny of £569,000 P.A. salary...

says South Somerset Council. "We needed a big-hitter" said the Leader of the Council, "you know, someone who can spot a missing consonant"...

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be reasonable 19.02.11 7:45am
be reasonable
Linguists concerned overuse of f-bombs is undermining its effectiveness 0
Dumbnews 19.02.11 6:47am
Dumbnews
Apple to sue NHS over free eye tests... 0
be reasonable 19.02.11 5:55am
be reasonable
In a rare interview this week in Flora and Fauna weekly that some Wild

flowers have talked to Royal plantpots...

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19.02.11 4:53am
Kingston Man takes satire site too seriously after recent writers block

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20110218/tuk-police-officer-s-heroics-revealed-on-dba1618.html...

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19.02.11 4:31am
UK protest against sponge bob diamond will have egyptian proportions

and it is feared that bob will do a hosni mubarak saving his hard earned cash before escaping to more prosperous grounds...

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4ty2 19.02.11 1:59am
4ty2
sponge bob admits paying only 1% corporaion tax

and that he absorbed a lot of the rest. However he aid that his soft appearance carried a tough heart inside, as hard as a diamond...

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4ty2 19.02.11 1:51am
4ty2
SATIRISTS POISED AS RICHARD KEYS FUMBLES DELICATE VASE OVER HARD SURFACE

SATIRISTS POISED AS RICHARD KEYS FUMBLES DELICATE VASE OVER HARD SURFACE...

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Peter749400 19.02.11 1:34am
Peter749400
The Newsbiscuit confessional.

Readers discuss their own personal personal lives, personally. This week’s topic: Tell us about your most recent break-up: ‘To be honest, I traded my wife in for a younger model. Really, the...

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DrTurmoil 18.02.11 11:15pm
Darwin's theory of evolution has legs 1
Mrs Doyle 18.02.11 11:07pm
newsbiscuit more factual than Fox News 0
Mrs Doyle 18.02.11 10:51pm
Mrs Doyle
As old pa Jenkins wonders mutters what did he come into this room for the 4th

time, karla faye tucker although a now committed christian and about to meet her maker fails to see the funny side...

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18.02.11 10:40pm
President Barack Obama making state visit to appear on The Archers.

It has been confirmed that United States President Barack Obama will visit the UK in May, primarily to record an episode of The Archers. President Obama is known to be a keen fan of the long running...

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Stan 18.02.11 8:21pm
Stan
MPs told S&M is SLS

Coalition MPs were urged to up the ante on the sleaze front today, being encouraged to get involved in any number of sordid activities. In a brief interview given in-between poll dancers, Jeremy...

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Farnworth-Innit 18.02.11 7:14pm
Farnworth-Innit
Steven Spielberg shocks the film world by teaming up with Adolf Hitler

to make "Back to the Führer"...

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18.02.11 6:13pm
malgor
'Rearranging Titanic's deckchairs would have saved 1,500 lives,' say researchers

Ninety nine years after the infamous sinking of RMS Titanic, marine historians believe that 1,517 souls could have avoided a watery grave if the crew had been properly trained in the art of deckchair...

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Des and Stan 18.02.11 6:00pm
malgor
Sell-out left wing stand up comic accused of corporate mans laughter

StaNd up comic Tim Davies could be the first man to be charged under new Corporate Mans Laughter legislation., The leftier-than-thou moral exhibitionist, who spent a decade accusing the middle...

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ronseal 18.02.11 2:58pm
malgor