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Eoin Colfer wins race to write Bible sequel

Noted Irish author Eoin Colfer, writer of the Artemis Fowl series, has been commissioned by Harper-Collins to pen an as-yet unnamed sequel to the Bible. Harper-Collins won the publishing rights to...

bonjonelson 23.12.11 5:56pm
Doctors say man now completely recovered following sofa factory accident 1
Smart Alex 23.12.11 4:13pm
UK growth for last quarter wiped out by accidental rounding error. 1
MT Bucket 23.12.11 4:12pm
Deal Or No Deal chaos after boxes ordered from the Shrödinger Corporation 12
Smart Alex 23.12.11 4:06pm
Wild Red-Haired Scottish Homeless being displaced by Gray Haired Accordianists

[Wikipedia]This population decrease is often ascribed to the introduction of the Gray Haired Accordianists from Eastern Europe but the shuttering of its native habitat, removal of bins at train...

gaijintendo 23.12.11 4:04pm
Man on a bike winner of Sports Personality of the Year not Ryan Giggs 4
Duncan Biscuit 23.12.11 4:00pm
Metal sculpture thieves win "Keep Britain Tidy" Award. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 23.12.11 3:42pm
Al OPecia
"It's the 21st century, why do we not have spray-on wrapping paper?" ask men 3
bonjonelson 23.12.11 3:26pm
French to Replace Breast Implants With Larger Ones

<Deleted> - well I can't find a "delete button" but on reflection was not funny so gone...

Deimos 23.12.11 3:17pm
Curry's "white goods sale" contravenes race relations act. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 23.12.11 2:48pm
nothing to see here

isn't there a delete button?...

grumblechops 23.12.11 12:36pm
World Leaders Unite for Flag Burning Celebrations

They will form a circle, and pass flags to the left...

gaijintendo 23.12.11 12:31pm
Elephant toe Professor sacked after research into camel toes breaks IT policy. 0
reforse 23.12.11 10:16am
Santa health concern threatens Christmas for millions of children

The World Health Organisation has expressed its concern over the state of Father Christmas’ health, warning children not to leave seasonal snacks such as mince pies or festive alcoholic drinks out...

Gong of Fur 23.12.11 9:58am
Gong of Fur
First winner of US X Factor named as Simon Cowell 0
Duncan Biscuit 23.12.11 9:52am
Duncan Biscuit
Teenage boy offers free thorough checking service on all UK breast implants 0
charlies_hat 23.12.11 9:50am
Britons happier than French or Germans

as they’re neither French or German...

John Ffitch-Rucker 23.12.11 9:44am
Alan Hansen washday confusion "can I have whites or coloureds washes?" 0
simonjmr 23.12.11 9:25am
Man returns e-reader gift, waiting for one that reads rest of alphabet 0
Nick McCarr 23.12.11 2:59am
Nick McCarr
LHC identifies new 'endless funding particle' 1
irregular apple 23.12.11 12:28am
Downton’s Michelle Dockery set to top Telegraph WLTF rankings

With only a few days left to go, Michelle Dockery, who plays Lady Mary in TV’s hit period drama Downton Abbey, looks set to top the Telegraph WLTF rankings for 2011, edging out last year’s winner...

Des Custard 23.12.11 12:21am
'Recipes for homeless people' good, feeding homeless people bad while free speech would let you...

Username 23.12.11 12:02am
Met Office on alert for rare 'Mushroom Cloud' formation over Korea 0
MT Bucket 22.12.11 10:39pm
MT Bucket
Huhne: Iran's bid for UK Nuclear Reactor building contract "attractive" 0
MT Bucket 22.12.11 10:37pm
MT Bucket
Lib Dems to form a spine by sitting on each other's shoulders. 0
MT Bucket 22.12.11 10:34pm
MT Bucket
Child born with no heart or brain survives and becomes Chancellor of Exchequer 0
MT Bucket 22.12.11 10:33pm
MT Bucket
Kim Jong Il surprise winner of BBC Sports Personality of the Year. 0
MT Bucket 22.12.11 10:18pm
MT Bucket
Liverpool in shock January transfer move for Terry

With their title hopes fading fast Liverpool are looking to strengthen their squad ready for an assault on the FIFA racism league table. A Liverpool spokesman said "We are looking for world class...

ThunderSquid 22.12.11 10:06pm
Switzerland joins embargo of Falkland shipping

The Central African Republic is considering it's position...

apepper 22.12.11 9:29pm
Hands claws its own arm off, to detach itself from Piers Morgan 4
ronseal 22.12.11 8:03pm