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Bread in the oven, circuses scheduled, serfs rejoice and all will be well... 0
Doylem 5 years
Ireland set to be Bailed Out by Boyzone 1
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Royal Wedding harms world cup bid as patriotic chavs may explode with excitement 0
Moggsy 5 years

Authorities fear the streets will be littered with Burberry clad limbs and bunting if FIFA announce England will host the 2018 World Cup so soon after Prince William has revealed he and Kate...

Philip on Kate: 'Crap Tits, but Not a Touch of The Tar Brush About Her' 0
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Clegg: "We do have principles. And if you don’t like them, we have others"... 1
Doylem 5 years
Middleton's to meet investment bankers to pay for Wedding 0
simonjmr 5 years
George Michael is to be Kate's Official Chauffeur says Prince Philip 1
IABP 5 years
Prince Philip suggests new royal couple honeymoon in Capetown 3
bonjonelson 5 years

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Massive demand for replica "Diana" engagement rings 0
Sinnick 5 years
Genesis tribute band actually "more boring than the original" 2
Nick McCarr 5 years
Diana's ring chosen for Kate as so much "good karma" associated with it. 1
Nick McCarr 5 years
Daily Mail Online to be converted to spoof website 1
Sinnick 5 years
Excitement as royal couple set date for spectacular divorce 0
antharrison 5 years

Commentators and observers of the royal family are rejoycing after Buckingham Palance announced the likely date for a spectacular royal divorce in October 2018. 'She was a lovely girl' announced...

Kate to marry in Dublin. 0
Ostsee 5 years

Another Kate to marry in Norwich...

Body Parts Inquiry 'Cost an Arm and a Leg' says Energy Secretary Chris Huhne 0
IABP 5 years
After 4 year old boy uneaths 1 million pound amulet dad and grandad 0
arrghgarry 5 years

arranges a trip to the Algarve with morning with Morning and evening meal at nearby restaurant.The dad was quoted as saying "lovely jubbly"...

Nigel Havers Checks a Cricket's Testicle For Cancer Lump During Bushtucker Trial 0
IABP 5 years

Devoted couple Cameron and Clegg to marry next year. 5
Stan 5 years

[i]Topical NiB in search of a punchline. Help please![/i] The post recession gloom has been lifted by the news that David Cameron and Nick Clegg are to marry next year after a whirlwind romance. ...

'Common People Can Cheer' Says Palace. 1
Dun Dunkin 5 years

'Preferably from a distance'...

Kate Middleton to insist on prenuptial agreement 1
roybland 5 years
Wills and Kate opt for "Family only " Wedding. Harry "gutted". 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 5 years
Wetherpoons shares surge. Osborne budgets for royal wedding. 0
antharrison 5 years
Max Mosely hope to see royal couple "Tie the knot" 0
antharrison 5 years
Chavs hear of Royal engagement after mention on I'm a celeb and Sky sports 1. 1
MADJEZ 5 years

'Don't listen to the new me' said one...

CERN admit using pictures taken down a collider-scope 4
Mr.3374 5 years
Kate sends Wills to H Samuels after 'used ring' gaff. 0
MADJEZ 5 years
Kent couple dismayed as their engagement is made public 2
Basil_B 5 years

Bognor couple Bill Windsor and Kat Middleton were in shock after having their engagement announced across the general media today., 'I couldn't fuckin believe it' snapped an irate Bill ' I only...

Ford Dealers In Denton County congratulate Will and Kate!! 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 5 years
News blackout and royal schmaltz NOT a sign of armageddon, BBC reassures viewers 0
StoopyDeGunt 5 years

Fears that a meteor shower is wiping out earth or alien invasion proved groundless today, as the cause of a total news black out and blanket of broadcasting blandness turned out to be a royal wedding...

Royal Wedding Latest: NewsBiscuit website crashes. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 5 years