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Co-op Supermarket worker sacked for liking the taste of Lady Grey....

more tea-bagging soon...

be reasonable 28.03.11 7:49pm
be reasonable
Unite Union to turn BA into a no-fly zone 0
brownpaperreporter 28.03.11 6:17pm
Local paper to report on failure of their new revenue generating model tommorrow 0
Dumbnews 28.03.11 5:48pm
Channel 5 sues Channel 4+1 4
antharrison 28.03.11 5:04pm
be reasonable
Alzheimers Society call for NHS to er tests something 75 oh was it the boat race 0
andhrimnir 28.03.11 3:58pm
Met Police request foreign mercenaries to help deal with violent demonstrations.

[more soon]...

bonjonelson 28.03.11 3:25pm
Libyan Revels storm more towns, press deeper into Cadbury Buttons territory 0
QorbeQ 28.03.11 2:57pm
Water canons and vicars serving tea will be used by police at next demo 0
Basil_B 28.03.11 2:48pm
Northern Rock to axe 680 more jobs - DOES'NT work for me!?!? 0
Ian Searle 28.03.11 2:14pm
Ian Searle
Debenhams retain police suspect blanket contract

Debenhams bosses were said to be 'quietly triumphant' yesterday after it was announced that their company had retained the contract to provide more than 30 UK police forces with the blankets that...

Bravenewmalden 28.03.11 1:56pm
Eastenders epsiode re-edited to remove reference to price of petrol

"Thank goodness we didn't mention Liz Taylor" says Alfie Moon...

Ian Searle 28.03.11 1:53pm
Ian Searle
Super glue inventor funeral delayed because undertakers can't get coffin lid off 0
Ian Searle 28.03.11 1:52pm
Ian Searle
Navy withdraws ebay listing for Ark Royal 4
BillyBitzer 28.03.11 1:29pm
Songs for Japan gives frustrated altruists avenue to help Japan, pad out iPod

Care-worn armchair humanitarians with no clue how to help those suffering from the effects of the Japanese earthquake and subsequent tsunami, were finally put out of their fortnight of misery over...

Tristan Shout 28.03.11 12:13pm
Tristan Shout
Movie of The Professionals to be made

A movie of 70's TV favourite The Professionals is to be made this year. We have seen an advance copy of the script., Cowley: Alright Bodie and Doyle, we need to get after the gang fast!, Doyle:...

John Wiltshire 28.03.11 11:59am
John Wiltshire
Teachers Given Right to Cage Unruly Pupils

Schools Minister Nick 'Gibbo' Gibb announced today that teachers were to be given the right to cage unruly pupils. As part of the governments drive to make teachers as popular as Liberal Democrats,...

LizzyG 28.03.11 10:23am

forgot what I came up here for. Sorry...

riesler 28.03.11 10:23am
BBC royal wedding team to include Peaches Geldof and Jonathan Ross

The BBC has unveiled its top team for the royal wedding. Peaches Geldof has been called up to appeal to the 20-something viewers, while Jonathan Ross's views will be of interest to anyone who loves...

John Wiltshire 28.03.11 10:20am
John Wiltshire
Libyan TV says unconfirmed reports rebels have taken Trafalgar Square 4
Duncan Biscuit 28.03.11 10:19am
be reasonable
Gadaffi denied chess victory as NATO missile lands on his check mate move. 0
Basil_B 28.03.11 9:47am
Police charge 149 protestors but then withdraw in face of barrage of bricks 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.03.11 9:30am
Duncan Biscuit
Consumers warned not all classical music charts have Go Compare singer at no. 1 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.03.11 9:28am
Duncan Biscuit
Museums Council no longer to be axed but put on display for future generations 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.03.11 9:27am
Duncan Biscuit
Window salesmen disguise themselves as anarchists to drum up business 0
Basil_B 28.03.11 9:02am
Chopin music to be used in supermarkets 4
simonjmr 28.03.11 8:23am
Anarchists threaten royal wedding - William Hague is organising it

Anarchists have infiltrated the royal wedding by getting William Hague to organise it, it emerged today., A spokesperson for the anarchists, Ann R Kist, said: 'What a result! This is the perfect way...

John Wiltshire 28.03.11 8:16am
John Wiltshire
Earth hour scuppered by Ant & Dec's Push the Button 0
simonjmr 28.03.11 8:08am
Rhino poaching problems solved with innovative hoof-friendly saucepan handle 0
QorbeQ 28.03.11 7:58am
Underground replacement bus service 'an authentic and winning experience'.

The Newcastle Metro operator nexus has been roundly congratulated by regular passengers for providing ‘a seamless transition to the metro replacement service’ and for ensuring that passengers...

SingingHinny 28.03.11 7:32am
Short Frenchman conquers hot wife, "now for middle east" - extended 12" remix

A short Frenchman, fresh from the conquest of a hot Italian wife, has gone on to campaign in the middle east this weekend.  'It eez true' said the General. ' Last time I watched ze British with...

NewSuburbanDad 28.03.11 6:55am