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God stole the whole idea of Creation idea from me, says writ from Devil 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

God, widely acclaimed for his invention of heaven and earth, stole the idea from a former colleague, according to court papers. He now faces a new writ, from a consortium named as Evil Incarnate,...

Exam boards accused of dumbing down after introducing a GCSE in Blowing Shit Up. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Panini launches World Cup 2010 WAGs sticker album. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Monopolies and Mergers Commission set to block coalition government. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Works by Harris among those stolen in Paris heist, as art world grieves 1
Gary Stanton 4 years

Award-winning works by the international artist Rolf Harris have been stolen in the yesterday’s audacious heist, along with some other stuff by Matisse and Picasso Among those listed as missing...

Cameron claims that new '1923 committee' represents a new type of Conversativism 0
ianslat 4 years
Exam board announces a new rating of “Caps Lock” for top grade 0
Rorschach 4 years

Examination boards have long been accused of “dumbing down” their tests, making them too easy to pass. This has resulted in a situation where over half of all students are awarded the top A...

IOW bidding for Travolta baby to be first baby born on island since 1922 0
simonjmr 4 years

Ryde council today have offered generous tax breaks to aged scientologist's family to move to Ryde for the impending birth of their latest child. At 56 and 47, Travolta and wife Kelly Preston would...

Obama flies in to London as radical coalition announces plan to ban HIPS 0
antharrison 4 years

An emotional President Barack Obama arrived in London today following the announcement by David Cameron and Nick Clegg that one of the coalition’s first radical plans was to ban home information...

Abbot enters Labour leadership contest 0
virtuallywill 4 years, see you proletariat...

Self-proclaimed Prophet boasts millions of followers, but only on Twitter 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Paintings worth millions stolen in Paris, thankfully copies are available 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Experts still undecided on this year’s health scare. 6
Stan 4 years

The World Health Organisation has called together the planet’s leading medical scientists for a crisis conference, after admitting that they had yet to agree upon this year’s global health scare....

Abortion advice ad to air on T.V 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Dyslexic legislator makes anonymity in rap cases law. 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Someone else dropped an e...

Royal mail to get private money so vast profits can go to shareholders 0
virtuallywill 4 years

The cheque is in the post...

Cameron outlaws any Tory views dating from 1922 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Further Tory backbench apoplexy as coalition renamed civil partnership 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Boy pin-up announces separation: ‘Conservatism and I have just drifted apart’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Millibands to merge to become 'Dedward' 1
ianslat 4 years
Performance-related pay to apply to Witchfinder General 0
Zadok the second 4 years

In an attempt to bring parliament into the twenty-first century, one of the first acts of the new Liberal-Conservative government will be the introduction of a performance aspect into the...

If anyone needs any sex tips 0
clockwork apple 4 years

just let me no,Im a expert,Ive spent over 50 years practicing alone in a cave in the Himmilayas just outside Clacton on Seaha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar jim lad...

Court grants BA unions the right to commit suicide, hopefully soon. 1
Ostsee 4 years
France to patent high security window locks for art galleries. 0
Ostsee 4 years

Tried, tested and failed...

Meanwhile somewhere in London...................... 0
clockwork apple 4 years

Boris.and bus conducters patroling the streets of London armed with the latist ticket machines keeping the public safe,good idea dont you think?, Clegg.Fantastic idea,and Ill get rid of all those...

Food for World Cup[ 1
Kernowpete 4 years

Tired of eating the same old stuff while watching englands World cup dream disappear?, new in the shops now- a food product for all the family, at last Mum, Dad Grandad and the Kids will all enjoy...

Shock as Labour leadership candidate announced 1
Kernowpete 4 years

In a shock move designed to unite all parties across Westmister in one common goal, Nick Clegg has announced his intention to run for the post of Labour Party Leader."Its time we had a new form of...

Police Clean up 0
Kernowpete 4 years

It has been announced that Crimewatch will stage a reconstruction of the infamous "Jack the Ripper" crimes in attempt to help get the oldest murder case off the Mets books. "In these days of target...

Chip makers faces EU price fixing probe 0
simonjmr 4 years

The UK's fish and chip shops are today accused by the EU competition commitee of colluding with American based fast food franchises such as Burger King, MacDonalds and KFC to set the price of chips...

Cameron appoints Minister for Sleaze 4
PluckyMunky 4 years

'I want it organised properly', said the new Prime Minister...