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'BAA sarcasm' as 'Planes, Trains & Automobiles' shown nonstop at UK airports 0
pinxit 20.12.10 8:00am
School of Affronted Students seeks new entrants,send a one liner describing your 0
Malcum eggs 20.12.10 6:59am
Malcum eggs
Wealthy middle aged woman with 4 minutes to save the world chooses to make

pop video with toyboy instead...

Malcum eggs 20.12.10 12:47am
Malcum eggs
Tories Re-Reinforce Their HQ....

.as commuters with pitchforks try to get to Westminster...

Jesse Bigg 19.12.10 11:43pm
Jesse Bigg
Simon Cowell praised for paunching above his weight 2
ronseal 20.12.10 12:18am
Malcum eggs
Dubbin, last sighted in 1978, declared “extinct”... 11
Doylem 28.12.10 2:08pm
Congrats Rob Brydon on winning BBC Sports Personality of 2010

though the acceptance speech wasn't up to your usual standard...

Sinnick 20.12.10 2:31pm
Queen’s head may no longer appear on stamps if Royal Mail is sold...

“The head of the reigning monarch has appeared on our postage stamps since the Penny Black of 1864”, said business secretary, Vince Cable, “and the royal family continues to be a very powerful...

Doylem 20.12.10 12:58pm
If Royal Mail sold, stamps might feature “James Corden’s fat fucking arse”... 0
Doylem 19.12.10 8:07pm
Children “to be consulted” about porn websites...

Ed Vaisey, Communications Minister, misunderstands his brief. “Thanks to the internet, pornography now reaches into the heart of our homes. This is one of the great things about the internet. And...

Doylem 19.12.10 8:01pm
Four Poofs and a Piano admit failure of 'don't ask, don't tell' policy. 2
the coarse whisperer 20.12.10 12:55am
Obama: ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ replaced by “Ooh, wouldn’t you like to know?”... 0
Doylem 19.12.10 7:12pm
Natterjack toad: “most popular species for opposing planning applications”...

The natterjack toad, which only a handful of people have ever seen in the wild, has been voted Most Popular Species for Opposing Planning Applications, 2010, by Natural England, beating the...

Doylem 20.12.10 1:07pm
Vauxhall Astra, R-reg, £400 ONO, “genuine reason for sale”. Yes, it’s fucked... 0
Doylem 19.12.10 6:33pm
Christmas Threatened as Reindeer Unite behind Charismatic Red-Nosed Activist

With less than a week before Christmas Eve, North Pole sources are reporting that this year's delivery of Christmas toys may be postponed or even cancelled due to poor weather and an uprising among...

Grover 19.12.10 6:25pm
Clegg: “Remind me again what the war in Afghanistan is all about”... 0
Doylem 19.12.10 6:07pm
Satirists' union to allow 'blame Clegg for the weather' jokes.

The organisation that represents the UK's satire writers has decided that any joke linking Nick Clegg with the bad weather will be within union rules. Robin Billiams said: 'Nick Clegg has been...

dogwheels 20.12.10 5:14pm
Mad Uncles and Aunts Prepare for 'Best Time of the Year'

Furious bag packing is under way as eccentric relatives prepare to over stay their xmas welcome and inflict inappropriate jokes and behaviour...

Dun Dunkin 19.12.10 6:19pm
Troops Feel Forgotten in Lost Afghanistan War

anyway back to the snow...

Dun Dunkin 20.12.10 4:16pm
Tory MP admits: 'I'm not gay'.

A senior Tory MP has admitted that he is not gay and in fact has a wife and three children in Berkshire. Junior minister Ben Overmore made the admission in an interview with a Sunday newspaper,...

dogwheels 19.12.10 5:33pm
London 'the TB capital of Europe'

closely followed by VD. Win a great night out in London's flesh pots click here...

Dun Dunkin 19.12.10 5:32pm
Dun Dunkin
City businessman sectioned after being snowbound for days

Chas Allen, a financial vice-president with Bloomberg was detained under Section 9 of the Mental Health act after having to spend four days with his children and wife “Its madness” said Mr Allen...

brownpaperreporter 19.12.10 5:19pm
Students too busy ice skating to riot

As trustafarian activists disperse around the world for the holidays the student protest movement peters out. European activists say, "How can we have anarchy if there is no one there to organise...

Dun Dunkin 19.12.10 5:08pm
Dun Dunkin
Govt trusts Foreigners to Own Royal Mail

"If a chinese firm bought it and hired a load of migrants we would be happy with that. Ordinary people just don't understand how beautiful a market forces idea that is. It certainly gives me a hard...

Dun Dunkin 19.12.10 4:49pm
Dun Dunkin
Stores, shoppers, running “dangerously short of goodwill”... 0
Doylem 19.12.10 3:55pm
Soldier caught in crossfire as Sun and Mirror hacks fight over war heroes 0
ronseal 19.12.10 3:00pm
Nuts that nobody eats at Xmas reclassified as ‘decorations’... 0
Doylem 19.12.10 2:53pm
“Nigerian deal no scam”, says multi-millionaire Brian Potts...

“When did we all become so cynical?”, asked Brian, as he related the events which transformed him from humble postman to a man of considerable means. “I received a charming email, out of the...

Doylem 19.12.10 5:20pm
Guatanamo Bay Watch

Wikileaks has just revealed news of HBO's controversial new TV drama, Guatanamo Baywatch. The series will be filmed on location in Cuba. Series creator Amnesty TV said: "We aim to carry a political...

Trickster 19.12.10 3:00pm
Vince Cable to press banks on bonuses...

Sir Stainford Steele, spokesman for the British banking sector, presents a convincing case for maintaining the status quo. “Let’s not be too hasty about changing the bonus system. While we...

Doylem 19.12.10 1:11pm