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BBC celebrates 75 years of TV by screening first programme, a repeat of Top Gear 0
TerribleTim 02.11.11 12:40pm
Greece to ‘eBay’s’ Ancient Gods and Legends.

In a surprise move, the Greek Parliament has announced that it is auctioning the rights of the country’s ancient gods and legends on eBay to raise money for the cash stricken countries. In a press...

MichelleConfess 02.11.11 12:35pm
NASA's tractor beam too expensive, say British farmers 2
medici2471 02.11.11 12:31pm
Stringfellow's BAD BO campaign, calls for end to "Objectification" of women

Peter Stringfellow today launches his BAD BO (Birds are Daughters - Ban Objectification) campaign. More soon...

simonjmr 02.11.11 12:26pm
Typo in job ad sees a suprised Daily Mail recruit 5 Poof Readers 6
Perks 02.11.11 11:44am
French satirists attack mosque

A Paris mosque has been badly damaged by a petrol bomb, just days after a preacher released a news sheet with a caricature of Nicolas Sarkozy urging people to attend daily services. The attack is...

Vertically Challenged Giant 02.11.11 11:14am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Greek referendum on Eurozone bailout

restricted to taxpayers. So, that’s 11 votes for, 5 against...

John Ffitch-Rucker 02.11.11 10:36am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Qantas flights grounded again after pilot queries missing 'U'.

Qantas planes will remain on the ground until fitted with regulation letter 'u's. The spelling mistake was spotted by eagle-eyed chief pilot Bradley Knapper - just as flights were to resume following...

Boutros 02.11.11 9:49am
Germany finds missing 55bn Euros 'in pocket of other lederhosen'

Billions more later...

Clarky 02.11.11 9:48am
'Do you want chips with that?' added to school curriculum 0
vertical 02.11.11 9:41am
Jamie Oliver to solve Greek crisis with new recipe book

“Chick peas! Olive oil! Vine leaves! All my Greek mates agree, they’ve got like a monster cuisine, so when Angela and Nico called me up and said, like, we need help with the old Euro...

nickb 02.11.11 9:29am
Apple accuse British of product placement after new £50 note features windows

They ask, "Have you tried switching off the economy and turning it on again?"...

Ian Searle 02.11.11 9:21am
Ian Searle
New recession £50 note features five windows – all of them bricked up

Today the Bank of England is going to look through the arched window...

Ian Searle 02.11.11 9:19am
Ian Searle
Met investigate alleged racial slur as Agnew calls player a "Pakistani cricketer 0
medici2471 02.11.11 8:57am
Terry Wogan granted UNESCO World Heritage Status

Ever-green presenter Terry Wogan has been declared a World Heritage Site by UNESCO. He is the 28th presenter currently employed by the BBC to be awarded the status. "They cost a fortune to maintain,...

02.11.11 8:55am
Dismal Team GB archers urged to aim higher 1
tedweasel 02.11.11 8:53am
35 year old man still searches for the "farm" his childhood dog was sent to.

David Morse (35) today enters the 27th year of searching for the elusive farm Buttons, his 12 year old chocolate lab was sent to by his parents in 1984. "I have searched all the farms locally, but I...

simonjmr 02.11.11 8:50am
Government make Junk Mail 'top priority.'

Today it was announced that the Government are ‘waging war on Junk Mail.’ It’s always good to know that our Government are tackling the things that really are a number one priority for most...

josephlewiscox 02.11.11 8:47am
Cockling the new extreme sport. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 02.11.11 8:44am
Greek referenda workers threaten strike over pay and pensions

They're quite happy with the holidays though...

greg various 02.11.11 8:42am
greg various
St Paul's protesters admit "We thought we were queuing for Stone Roses tickets". 0
dominic_mcg 01.11.11 10:02pm
Pumpkin prices hit year long high

The price of pumpkins hit a year-long high today- almost exactly a year after a similar high was followed by a devastating crash which wiped millions off the global value of the crop. A spokesman...

grumblechops 01.11.11 9:47pm
Viagra industry facing hard times 9
Dumbnews 01.11.11 9:42pm
Pre-christmas shagging produces stupid kids, claims IFS 0
medici2471 01.11.11 9:34pm
Greek debts suddenly disappear. Wooden horse spotted outside of ECB. 0
JohnA 01.11.11 9:09pm
Footballer Apologises Over Race Row

Footballer Kevin Keegan today bowed to 3o years of pressure and apologised over his race comments. In 1976 the then Liverpool striker came off his bike in a spectacular crash during the heats of the...

reforse 01.11.11 9:01pm
Public anger at media for describing the word 'black' as a racial slur

The general public have launched a scathing attack at 'tabloid journalism' after they repeatedly described footballer John Terry's alleged use of the 'black' as a racial slur. "If you woke up...

kga6 01.11.11 8:48pm
As World economy declines, Robert Peston's smugness grows.

On the day the International Labour Organization has reported the world is on the verge of a global recession, the BBC have announced that their Business Editor, Robert Peston's smugness is beginning...

Perks 01.11.11 7:57pm
Farmers' sheep rounding troubles over as NASA investigate tractor beams 0
kga6 01.11.11 7:20pm
Referendum to finally answer "What's a Greek Urn?"

Comedians throughout the Eurozone have been thrown into chaos with the Greek decision to hold a referendum to finally discover the answer to the timeless "What's a Greek Urn?" question. Opinion...

apepper 01.11.11 6:27pm
Al OPecia