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Paul McKenna's new book: I Can Make You Rich, But I Can't Find a Girlfriend 1
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
British singer jumps to his death from to telecomms nast into adjoing car park 0
arrghgarry 4 years

the following act "a mime act from the past Mr alternative car park" was lost for words...

Phillipine Police oneupmanship takes a severe twist when Police Captian 2
arrghgarry 4 years

show testicle dragging detective a thing or two about police intimidation...

Leapers still being barred from top floor jobs 3
arrghgarry 4 years
Student’s grandmother dies for fourth time in term 0
Genghis Cohen 4 years

Tragedy struck second-year undergraduate, Harvey Owen, today when his beloved grandmother, Ivy, again passed away just days before the start of her grandson’s critical end-of-term exams. ‘We...

As shoe attacks increase worldwide crocs become the weapon of choice 0
arrghgarry 4 years

normal people amazed they ever took off...

Brilliant Observational comic dies on stage at the Fringe as 1
arrghgarry 4 years

no one else had observed the same stuff...

Intel Advert Jingle in Autotune Controversy. More Soon. 0
El Trev 4 years
Squirrel cell that destroyed electricity supply was backed by Provisional RSPCA 16
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

The Provisional RSPCA has accepted responsibility for its latest act in a long running suburban terror campaign., The para military animal rights army, funded by well meaning but misguided...

Australia denies cheating after 'copying' UK election result 1
Nick McCarr 4 years
Trapped Chilean miners could reach 10 million green bottles before rescue. 0
greg various 4 years
Tom-Tom SatNav to revoke sponsorship of Pilot Whales 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Tom-Tom dropped all pilot whales after the last beaching in New Zealand The ruling Whale Council agreed that all Pilot Whale licences would be reviewed following the last beaching episode "Frankly"...

BBC news recipe leaked. "Take one each of: a Policy, a Disaster, and a Celeb..." 0
la maga 4 years
The Stig would be 'embarassed' to have real name associated with Jeremy Clarkson 0
la maga 4 years
FIFA Inspection team fail to find any lethal weapons in England's team. 3
Psycadelic Squirrel 4 years

Capello's side unable to attack anything within 90 minutes, never mind 45...

Iran takes on Microsoft with new Instant Messenger of Death system 3
jp1885 4 years

Software developers in the Islamic Republic of Iran have entered the fray in the battle of social networking services with the unveiling of its home-grown 'Karrar' Instant Messenger of Death...

Iran's "friendship bomb" adds Israel to its Facebook page. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Tiger Woods' divorce 'likely to affect his ability to swing', experts warn. 0
SingingHinny 4 years
Luxury Goods & Bahrain holiday headline attracts most lucrative google ads yet 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Suicide textbook adopted on 'A' level syllabus at Eton and Harrow 0
pinxit 4 years
Nobel Committee hails Buzz Lightyear as 'Einstein of 21st Century' 0
pinxit 4 years

In a move that delighted scientists around the world, Dr. Buzzard M. Lightyear III of Pixar Corp was today awarded the Nobel Prize for Physics. The citation reads:, 'The Norwegian Nobel Committee...

Dirty glass virus survives space and dishwasher 0
simonjmr 4 years

More Cold sores and dicky tummies soon...

Pineapple ends bus siege 0
simonjmr 4 years
"This rise in Leprechauns is harming social services",says the BNP 1
twookey 4 years

Nick Griffin, BNP party leader,has criticised the amount of Leprechauns coming into the country amid fears they are not assimilating into society and stretching social services.When questioned by...

Senator Menendez fears for personal safety during planned UK visit 0
Scroat 4 years
Microsoft release new iPhone app called Windows 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Latest road signs gauge driver's stupidity as well as speed 2
jp1885 4 years

Road safety campaigners are celebrating today, after the first roadside display sign to show the intelligence of drivers came into operation at a notorious stupidity black-spot on the A40. The...

Coalition puts ventriloquism back in fashion 0
roybland 4 years

The coalition government has led to a huge rise in the popularity of ventriloquism - with Nick Clegg ventriloquist dolls flying off the shelves. 'Ventriloquism is back in fashion,' says Archie Drew,...

Going to Oz? Are your budgies worth smuggling? If not call 01......... 0
Ostsee 4 years
NHS to end controversial myxomatosis wards 0
Ludicity 4 years

The Department for Health have announced that all myxomatosis wards, in which patients have to share their bed with a diseased rabbit, are to be scrapped. 'This sort of thing has been going on for...