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Queen annoyed at no PM visit. Has to keep house tidy over weekend. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Members of the royal household have been warned to keep the place tidy over the weekend after yesterdays visit from the Prime Minister was cancelled. The Queen was expecting Gordon Brown at the...

Qatari royal family only bought Harrods to get a carrier bag. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Gordon Brown unelected prime minister for second time 0
roybland 4 years
Brown's I agree with Nick gaffe, actually a clever tactical move, says Mandelson 0
AdrianJ 4 years
Vote British Tardy Party 2
AdrianJ 4 years
Rare John Terry Match Attack card deal breaker in Cameron/Clegg agreement. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
William Hill takes bets on 'first government scandal' 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Wives and Girlfriends to form coalition government 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
The new British austerity? 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

The Ardleford and District WI are going for a Tramps Supper on Saturday 15th May. Partners welcome. Starts 7:30 pm. We may also pay a visit to the bins outside Ye Olde Friar chippy...

Karzai and Mugabe Endorse UK Election 2
Quaz 4 years

World leaders as diverse as Hamid Karzai, Robert Mugabe, Kim Il Jong were tonight lining up to endorse the UK election as a free and fair process. "This is exactly how an election should be run"...

Cameron demands a wife-swap in exchange for 'Proportional Representation'. 0
MightyBlair 4 years

'It's the only way to get a fairer erection system!', claims Tory Leader...

Election: The nation has spoken; Speech therapists hired to get the lisp sorted 0
thackaray 4 years
Cameron 'outraged' after MFI unable to deliver carpets to new house. 0
MightyBlair 4 years

Irony as Cameron unable to make the most of 'Buy now, pay later' option...

Brown bolts the door and claims squatters rights at Number 10 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Scottish Electorate vote for the Status Quo 0
gjp 4 years

With no seats changing parties North of the border, rock dinosaurs Status Quo have clung to power in Scotland, leaving The Proclaimers trailing in second place with SuBo lagging behind a...

After election disappointment Nick Griffin spends time at his villa in Jamaica. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Papal visit cancelled as Vatican disapproves of ConDem alliance. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Clegg Regrets Playing Hard To Get as Lab-Tory Coalition Brings Massive Majority 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Big swinging dicks to form well hung parliament 0
ronseal 4 years
Lembit Opik dates Serious Girl 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
BA cabin crew ballot results in 81% majority, to form next Government. 1
riesler 4 years

Policies include complementary peanuts and compulsory rictus smiles...

Rantzen lashes out at 500,000th person to say "well, that's life Esther!" 1
Skylarking 4 years

(Luton South voters tell media: "we wanted Cyril Fletcher or the Doc")...

British understatement is alive and well as Bercow "fends off" Farage. 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Celebrities rally behind "Make David history" campaign 1
simonjmr 4 years

Click - that's another Tory vote, another dead pensioner, Click - another Tory vote, another kitten dies Thanks Jeni B for the idea on the chat board...

"Clegg set to live in Downing Street laundry room in 'hung parliament'" 0
barrowboy 4 years

It has been revealed that Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg is 'creatively excited' at the possibility of a hung parliament having seen 'great potential' in the laundry room at the back of no. 10.... 0
barrowboy 4 years

Posted this a couple months back, but it'd perhaps be a good follow up to today's front page...

Nervous consumers are confused and, 'still unsure what to panic buy?' 0
AdrianJ 4 years
Cameron offers to fly Clegg to coalition talks in ever so slightly dented plane 0
Stan 4 years
Party insiders predicting Cheese/Pineapple alliance 0
LittleSpender 4 years
Clegg consults Hill, "Conservative? Labour? There's only one way to find out.." 0
AdrianJ 4 years