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Twatter - social networking for puffin fanciers. 0
riesler 08.02.11 1:55pm
riesler
Poundland to change name after recent VAT increase

terms and conditions may vary...

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virtuallywill 08.02.11 1:14pm
virtuallywill
Pope duped by online pontiffile

Pope Benedict XVI is said to be heartbroken that a long running ‘virtual romance’ on Facebook with someone pretending to be God has turned out to be a scam perpetrated by a 54 year old plumber...

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Ludicity 08.02.11 12:41pm
Ludicity
Crowd cheering with heavy irony ‘similar to normal cheering’ claims audiologist. 0
malgor 08.02.11 12:39pm
malgor
Belgian students conclusively prove that 'Intelligent Design' theory is wrong. 0
Griffin 08.02.11 12:18pm
Griffin
Sales in balls rebound after harsh weather

more boing later...

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virtuallywill 08.02.11 10:18am
virtuallywill
Police cuts - residents of Midsomer are worried

Residents of the county of Midsomer expressed concern at the possible cuts in police numbers., 'As it is there's only 2 detectives and one pathologist to cover the whole county,' said one lady who...

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John Wiltshire 08.02.11 10:01am
John Wiltshire
'I don't care if no-one buys my new album' Geldof tells all the news media

Bob Geldof today began a week-long round of media interviews about his new album, declaring that he 'doesn't care' if no-one buys his new album 'How To Compose Popular Songs that Will Sell.', 'It...

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John Wiltshire 08.02.11 9:39am
stevethered
'Intelligent' Belgian students tried to fly with Ryanair. 2
Ostsee 08.02.11 9:35am
be reasonable
ADRIAN CHILES FACES LIFE BAN FROM 'BENNY HILL LOOKALIKE' COMPETITIONS

Following five consecutive wins during it's five year life, the Committee of the Little Dimpton Benny Hill Lookalike Competition has unanimously voted for a life ban due to "..an uncanny likeness".,...

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08.02.11 9:21am
Lakeland Mountain Rescue Team to charge for non-emergency call-outs...

The announcement was made in Ambleside, today, by Bob Fell, a grizzled mountaineer and team leader, who would give Chris Bonington a run for his money in a Chris Bonington look-alike competition....

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Doylem 08.02.11 7:50am
Ostsee
ShrineSide Advertising Co reports massive profit plunge in celeb death downturn

Shrine Side Advertising, the company that sells advertising space alongside high profile floral tributes, has issued a profit warning after a slowdown in celebrity deaths. Analysts have revised...

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ronseal 08.02.11 7:26am
arthurminnit
British pound to be privatised

The Coalition government today moved up a gear in its efforts to kick start the UK economy, unveiling radical plans to privatise the national currency, the British pound. Chancellor George Osborne...

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Tom O'Hara 08.02.11 6:52am
Hunter F. Thompson
Paedophiles to be banned from buying gingerbread boy kits 0
simonjmr 08.02.11 6:26am
simonjmr
Bears claim childhood obesity to blame for Goldilocks rampage

"How else can you explain the greed she displayed in eating the porridge? Added to the fact that s mere little girl was too heavy for a chair intended for a far heavier juvenile bear cub?" a...

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simonjmr 08.02.11 6:24am
simonjmr
Dr. Phil authors book, "My Love-Hate relationship with Apple" 0
Dumbnews 08.02.11 1:33am
Dumbnews
Police to be paid with second-hand iPods instead of money.

More confiscations soon...

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Tammy Flugh 07.02.11 9:03pm
Skylarking
Blackberry launch low cost alternative the NickBerry. Because every loser wins. 0
martin2381 07.02.11 5:48pm
martin2381
Authories call for calm over James Corden's 'pregnant fiancee'

The government and police up and down the UK have appealed for the British people not to overreact to the growing awareness that Julia Carey, 31, has not only got engaged to the unfunny celebrity...

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Oxbridge 07.02.11 4:59pm
Gerontius
Criminal gangs agree to cuts in line with Police numbers

Violent criminals and organised gangs throughout England and Wales have agreed to scale back their criminal activities by around 20% for the year starting April 2013-2014, The criminal cutbacks were...

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Gerontius 07.02.11 4:46pm
Gerontius
Bans on Pakistani crickers overturned “on technicality”...

The International Cricket Council (ICC), the world governing body, has overturned the bans on three Pakistani cricketers, for illegal ‘spot-fixing activities. Chairman of the tribunal, Michael...

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Doylem 07.02.11 4:15pm
John Wiltshire
Weather update 2
riesler 07.02.11 4:03pm
virtuallywill
Assange lawyer claims client will be forced to look at pictures of George W Bush 1
Ostsee 07.02.11 2:16pm
Griffin
People who never use libraries protest over closures

Thousands of people who have never used a public library in their lives have suddenly decided to protest against their closure., Said one protester: 'Libraries are great! I came in here today and...

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John Wiltshire 07.02.11 12:48pm
John Wiltshire
Tribute to former Thin Lizzy guitarist ...

no Moore soon...

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riesler 07.02.11 12:38pm
John Wiltshire
True to his word, Fernando Torres doesn't celebrate scoring against Liverpool.

more karma soon...

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riesler 07.02.11 11:42am
Tristan Shout
“Platitudes on demand” from revamped NHS DIrect help-line...

In the wake of the cuts, the NHS Direct help-line is being relaunched as an automated service, offering a range of reassuring platitudes about callers’ ailments. “It won’t get better if you...

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Doylem 07.02.11 10:11am
be reasonable
ASBOs to be replaced with public naughty step

Home Secretary Theresa May will announce today that a new policy of confiscating iPods, mobile phones and other gadgets from anti-social young people will be supplemented by the last-resort deterrent...

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CAC 07.02.11 10:06am
CAC
Fat cats blamed for Sumo corruption in Japan 0
euanc 07.02.11 7:44am
euanc
Government plan to get more police on the streets, by making them unemployed!!! 1
Ian Searle 06.02.11 9:10pm
deskpilot3