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Cowell’s “Britain's Got Government” TV show is favourite for voting reform.

Simon Cowell’s proposal for a “Britain's Got Government” show to replace the existing First Past the Post electoral structure received an unexpected boost this morning. Results from a secret...

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ThatAndyDavisFellow 18.04.11 6:19pm
ThatAndyDavisFellow
Mr Tickle stood down but Mr Noisy mobilised

as rebels ask for more small arms and boots on the ground...

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Pinhead 18.04.11 5:48pm
Pinhead
Taoiseach to discuss pronunciation of 'Taoiseach' with David Cameron

Enda Kenny, Irish Taoiseach, has arrived in the United Kingdom, where he or she plans to meet with Prime Minister David Cameron. Discussion topics are to include how to pronounce the word...

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Grover 18.04.11 5:33pm
rikkor
Londoners curious as to purpose of Northbound M1

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/52198000/jpg/_52198622_011768370-1.jpg...

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virtuallywill 18.04.11 5:05pm
Mrblacker
Royal Wedding street party planned on Northbound M1

[more soon]...

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bonjonelson 18.04.11 4:48pm
bonjonelson
Police raid unlicensed circumcision surgery after a "tip-off". 2
MC One R 18.04.11 4:39pm
Scroat
Re-location of Richard Branson to Caribbean Island raises alarm.

Businessman Sir Richard Branson alarmed conservationists today by announcing that he will be re-locating himself to Moskito Island one of the British Virgin Islands in the Caribbean. Even though...

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Basil_B 18.04.11 3:33pm
Basil_B
Isle of Wight residents looking forward to royal wedding being on the wireless.

More technology advancement soon. They'll have moving pictures next y'know...

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MC One R 18.04.11 2:56pm
MC One R
Candlelit vigil one year on from last mention of Pete Doherty in the papers.

Hopefully no more soon...

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MADJEZ 18.04.11 2:10pm
MADJEZ
Gay claustrophobics desperate to come out of the closet 0
Screenie 18.04.11 2:05pm
Screenie
Jedward can't pull girls, so they pretend to be celibate

The bizarre beings known as Jedward have totally failed to pull even a single girl between them, and so they have announced they have taken a vow of celibacy until they find out what's wrong with...

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John Wiltshire 18.04.11 1:10pm
John Wiltshire
Bishop of Reading installed. Bishops of Riting and Rithmetic fail quality checks 0
brownpaperreporter 18.04.11 12:33pm
brownpaperreporter
Misrata residents decline Lambeth Councils offer of refuge 0
brownpaperreporter 18.04.11 12:31pm
brownpaperreporter
Channel 5 securing rights to Big Brother raises fears of "dumbing down". 0
MC One R 18.04.11 12:19pm
MC One R
Archbishop of Canterbury told not to wear his cross at work 0
Tammy Flugh 18.04.11 11:54am
Tammy Flugh
Snoop Dogg’s campaign to promote SW England kicks off with ‘Shizzle my Brizzle’

More soon, (Yep - this is the best I can come up with today)...

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jp1885 18.04.11 11:35am
jp1885
Research finds that most people are unable to complete a 1
John Wiltshire 18.04.11 11:20am
Pinhead
EU red, white and blue fondant reserves dangerously low 0
18.04.11 11:17am
Conveyor belt repairmen ‘struggling to make ends meet’. More soon. 0
malgor 18.04.11 11:13am
malgor
Man U and Man City to replay until Man U win

Under the rules which referees seem to be operating to these days, the Manchester United v Manchester City semi-final is to be replayed until Manchester United win. A spokesman for the FA said: 'We...

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John Wiltshire 18.04.11 11:01am
John Wiltshire
Gaddaffi ‘s humanitarian credentials: "my mercenaries helping to spread aids" 0
simonjmr 18.04.11 9:36am
simonjmr
Jobcentre staff to strike - nation rocked to its foundations

The whole of the UK came to a complete standstill today at the news that staff at Jobcentre Plus* staff are to strike., A shaken David Cameron said: 'Never mind Libya or Afghanistan or the royal...

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John Wiltshire 18.04.11 9:33am
simonjmr
Gaddaffi says that the Libyan public are "gunning for him" 0
simonjmr 18.04.11 9:11am
simonjmr
Goodluck Jonathan ahead of Also-ran Terry in Nigeria election. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 18.04.11 8:51am
dominic_mcg
‘No rush to reopen M1 southbound’ say southerners 1
Duncan Biscuit 18.04.11 8:38am
Pinhead
LIbraries to follow $potify's lead and start charging for music and book loans 0
simonjmr 18.04.11 8:24am
simonjmr
Fraud alert as result of Nigerian election faxed and emailed to millions 0
Duncan Biscuit 18.04.11 8:22am
Duncan Biscuit
‘Best before’ labels given ‘use by’ date 0
Duncan Biscuit 18.04.11 8:15am
Duncan Biscuit
Eriksson denies conning FA into thinking England could win World Cup 0
Duncan Biscuit 18.04.11 8:13am
Duncan Biscuit
Superinjuction prevents naming winner of PFA Adulterer of the Year award 0
Duncan Biscuit 18.04.11 8:07am
Duncan Biscuit