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Travel chaos resumes, as giant hatchet falls from sky closing Heathrow 0
AdrianJ 4 years

Lord Adonis claims there is nothing the government can do to counter Axe of God...

SNP launch deep-fried manifesto 0
Ludicity 4 years
Home Counties commemorate 25th anniversary of Telegraph Riots 7
Des Custard 4 years

The genteel citizens of the Home Counties around London commemorate today the shocking events of 1985 that ensued when supplies of the Daily Telegraph failed to get through for five days running. ...

Airlines promise to offset reduction in carbon footprint by chopping down trees 0
Ludicity 4 years
Iranian cleric demands promiscuous volcano be forced to wear a burka 0
Ludicity 4 years
breaking news 0
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Breaking: entire Dutch population takes up skydiving after mis-hearing the words 'ash cloud'. More soon...

CAA receive first post ash noise complaint 0
AdrianJ 4 years

Bloody planes!...

Election latest 0
Scroat 4 years


Ash to cover Europe 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Popular Northern Irish rock trio Ash will release "The Final Countdown" previously a hit for Swedish band Europe in 1985 on April 26th. This will be part of the run of 26 singles over 52 week...

Live footage of ash coming out of volcano ruined by constant news bulletins 0
edward hack 4 years


Ofcom declare "Snooker Highlights" to be an oxymoron 2
AdrianJ 4 years


Is Brown doing enough for the kip on-your-sofa longterm home guest, asks Bumsnet 1
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Bumsnet, the radical new online pressure group for men who sleep on your sofa, has raised serious questions about the stewardship of Gordon Brown. The cyber rattling web site, which has empowered...

Nick Clegg tells of heart-break of separation at birth from his twin, Tim Henman 2
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Is it me, or are those two dead ringers?...

Liverpool ride out their luck to reach Madrid 0
TerribleTim 4 years

Liverpool boss Rafael Benitez declared himself happy after the first leg of his teams 1200 mile road and rail journey to Madrid for their Europa League semi-final clash with Spanish giants Athletico...

Govt call upon James Dyson to clean up remaining volcanic dust 0
Stan Laurel 4 years
Poll reveals majority of voters want hung parliament 0
TerribleTim 4 years
Approval rates of mullets fall for third consecutive month, say BoE 0
QorbeQ 4 years

A total of 374 'Pat Sharps' were approved during March at stylists nationwide, down 21% on the peak reached during the latter months of 2008 according to the hairdressing association Barbers of...

Continued closure of Cardiff airport affecting nearly half a dozen people. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Local MP claims...

Mumsnet slams Gordon Ramsay's first childrens book "The FBG" 0
Pharcite 4 years

More ****ing soon...

Dixon of Dock Green: I'm a PC, locking 7 Windows was my idea.... 0
Pharcite 4 years
Home Counties vs Away Counties, match postponed until bigger stadium found. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Gay community looking for a 'well hung' parliament 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Hitler 'saddened' by lack of birthday cards 0
dirtmaximus 4 years

He was a shit though...

Man rejected for Rent Boy position was 'not customer centric' says HR boss 1
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Plaid Cymru disappointed that SNP manifesto is all about Scotland. 1
virtuallywill 4 years

No vexation without representation...

Footballers who fell over a lot and bored crowd, treated game 'like a cup final' 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Clegg pulls out 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'I would rather Brown or Cameron won, really'. 'They are both nice people and have a much better understanding of politics than me.' 'Anyway, I really want to be an osteopath.'...

Liverpool players moaning about the coach are referring to transport, not Rafa 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
National Front experiences 'Clegg effect'. 1
MightyBlair 4 years

The National Front surged ahead of UKIP and the BNP last night, following a televised debate in Burnley.Capitalizing upon a below par performance from a tearful and unconvincing Nick Griffin, and a...

"We must offer change" says Brown boarding a bus with the sign "Exact Fare Only" 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years