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30,000 year old woman found in Siberian cave not quite ready 6
Doctor Jalapeno 4 years

'just putting my shoes on'...

New EU law to ban German compound nouns 3
curry muncher 4 years

In a surprise announcement today, the EU set out its plans for the simplification of major European Languages; the most contentious recommendation being the complete elimination of German compound...

Wandsworth Prison rebrands itself as South London's Biggest Gated Community 3
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Wandsworth Prison's new brand makeover was hailed a triumph, with the launch of a new multi million pound logo, web site and name. SLBGS (South London's Biggest Giggest Gated Community, standing on...

UK's entire MP workforce laid off as EC puts Bust Britain into administration 1
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

I wonder if we'd be better off...

Improved spam filters leave millions feeling lonely 4
Dumbnews 4 years
Leader's Wives to go 'head to head' with election debate on 'Babestation'. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Talk Show hosts form own trade body, The Chattered Institute of Sycophants 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Talk Show hosts form own trade body, The Chattered Institute of Sycophants [IS THAT HOW YOU SPELL SYCOPHANTS?]...

Millions of Greeks protest by cancelling their summer holidays in Dortmund. 0
Ostsee 4 years

More relief soon...

‘Essential Maintenance’ forces God to close the sky over bank holiday weekend. 2
Stan Laurel 4 years

Easter travel plans were thrown into further confusion last night with the news that God intends to close European airspace over the Easter weekend for what the Almighty describes as “an ongoing...

Smoking in cars to be banned. Kids told to have boiled sweets instead 0
Ludicity 4 years
Plot to blow up plane with exploding breasts foiled by Anti-Terrortits Squad 0
Ludicity 4 years
Eurozone agrees on Greece, but too polite to say exactly what they think. 0
Ostsee 4 years
Baby sling row: anyone who uses a sling deserves everything that's coming 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Piers Moron has added his weight to the row over baby slings. The celebrity, best known for faked tabloid front page stories that resulted in riots, getting the dates wrong in an account of his own...

Darling announces Rearranging Deckchairs on Titanic budget 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

ADVERTORIAL: Have you ever taken stock tips from an annonymous stranger who emailed you? Yes? Well, there's this bridge in London that, regretfuly, I must dispose of. No, it's nothing to do with...

Mexico mandates auto manufacturers retrofit cars to run on avocados 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Tracey Emin to marry Eminem and be known as Mrs Eminemineminem. 7
malgor 4 years

Well, it makes a change from the Budget...

Oasis fans give evidence in stage attack trial... 0
VictorMeldrew 4 years

"It was horrible. The noise, the screaming and shouting, we were all disappointed, I was upset and afraid. Luckily someone came on stage and beat Noel up so that was good."...

Mrs Darling: "No", "The collars don't match the cuffs!". More soon. 0
VictorMeldrew 4 years
Midlands plumber in Budget truth shocker 0
VictorMeldrew 4 years

Just hours after the Chancellor released details of this vitally important pre-election Budget and while the rest of country is still busy analysing its effects, Heating Engineer Dave Smith from...

Drunken flies get hypersexual : Nature News - Who Cud Make This Up!? 1
sleeprun 4 years

Chronic boozing sends male flies chasing after any and every potential mate. heavy boozing has been shown to send male fruitflies, like their human counterparts, into a lusty fog. In the flies,...

Price of fish not mentioned in Budget. 6
malgor 4 years
BBC's Delicious Miss Dahl "not that delicious", says gay cannibal 0
The Paper Ostrich 4 years

More soon._...

Budget News: Cider duty to rise by 10%, County of Somerset to march on Whitehall 3
Mr Glover Lover 4 years
FA Chief Executive role "to be decided on penalties" 1
chrissles65 4 years
Brian Sewell admits that 'one Damien Hirst is worth a thousand Rembrandts'. 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Darling budgets for Cameron's sperm count, says Tracey Emin 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
David Cameron calls for election to be decided on leaders' sperm count 1
Ludicity 4 years
Budget 'the political equivalent of beige' says Brian Sewell. more soon 2
Mrblacker 4 years
Lenny Henry 'Horror' Ad Banned From Kids' TV 1
Mr Glover Lover 4 years

Trailer for new 'comedy' series branded "too terrifying to contemplate" by media watchdog...

Govt cut stamp duty for hole buyers 1
T34 4 years

People buying a broom cupboard or a hole in the ground in central London will no longer have to pay stamp duty, said Alastair Darling in his budget speech today...