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ECJ to rule on whether women can read maps and navigate 5
Tammy Flugh 01.03.11 1:14pm
Tammy Flugh
Very English revolution halted by 'charming street performance.'

A burgeoning revolution which threatened to shake London to its core was narrowly averted yesterday when violent anti-government forces were quelled by a street performers in Piccadilly Circus. The...

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SingingHinny 01.03.11 1:06pm
Skylarking
Easy Jet to enforce no fly zone over Libya. 0
Ian Searle 01.03.11 12:24pm
Ian Searle
Ashley Cole denis shooting at RAF rescue mission. 0
Ian Searle 01.03.11 12:21pm
Ian Searle
As he retires as CEO of Tesco, Sir Terry Leahy “gets help with his packing”... 1
Doylem 01.03.11 11:52am
charlies_hat
Gaddafi's son: "Duke of York no friend of mine"

Saif al-Islam, the son of Col Gaddafi, has come under fire for his "close friendship" with delusional despot Prince Andrew, a relationship which threatens to undermine the crackpot Libyan's standing...

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nilbymouse 01.03.11 11:51am
nilbymouse
Frog Spawn blamed for racists obsenity row

There is a dispute accross the pond. A language teacher has sead that the standerd of spilling was erotic and the French are revaulting...

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OldThingy 01.03.11 11:49am
OldThingy
Imperial rule not OK

Despots wish to rule the world dashed when he lost his tape measure., His imperial desires thwarted by a metric of the light...

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OldThingy 01.03.11 11:34am
OldThingy
Silence

“Mommy, Mommy, what is silence?”, “Quite dear, I’m trying to watch television.”...

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OldThingy 01.03.11 11:32am
o b sensible
Statue of Shane McGowan unveiled in Dublin.

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/51466000/jpg/_51466345_011413013-1.jpg...

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riesler 01.03.11 11:30am
riesler
Produc placement payout claims 'could total millions'

After years of not being rewarded for his tireless efforts at product placement, Chester-based actuary Marcus Webb has finally submitted invoices totalling £4.3million to several international...

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Zadok the second 01.03.11 11:18am
riesler
‘Delusional’ Gaddafi ready to use mustard gas against meerkats

Colonel Gaddafi’s grip on reality slipped even further last night after he threatened to use mustard gas against the African continent’s meerkat population . The dictator claims the animals, of...

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Gary Stanton 01.03.11 10:58am
Oxbridge
BA cabin crew back ‘No-Fly’ zone 1
Duncan Biscuit 01.03.11 10:14am
riesler
Colin Firth - Trauma Shocker !

Childhood Trauma may have caused Colin Firth to become 'a lovie'. In an emotional interview, the suave, classically trained actor revealed that as a lad "his, Scottish Nan would box his ears and...

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01.03.11 9:43am
Government promises cull of Ruddy Ducks, Bloody Geese and Soddin' Swans 0
Skylarking 01.03.11 9:34am
Skylarking
Oops

You didn't see me - OK?...

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Skylarking 01.03.11 9:33am
Skylarking
Boris Johnson suggests image of Mohammed as new Olympic logo 0
ianslat 01.03.11 9:33am
ianslat
Organisers deny rumours Joseph of Arimathea to appear at Glastonbury 0
Duncan Biscuit 01.03.11 9:26am
Duncan Biscuit
Libyan spiders 'really angry' about no-fly zone

(with thanks to Duncan, it's, it's like comedy jazz, you play the theme, I'll riff off it)...

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Zadok the second 01.03.11 9:26am
Zadok the second
Controversial duck cull hailed a success, but not by ducks 0
Duncan Biscuit 01.03.11 9:26am
Duncan Biscuit
EU insurance judgement leads to launch of Bruceandsheilas' Wheels 0
Duncan Biscuit 01.03.11 9:25am
Duncan Biscuit
New British Gas Pricing Based on Da Vinci Code

Following harsh criticism of energy providers’ obscure pricing policies British Gas are introducing a new simplified system based on Dan Brown’s best-selling novel The Da Vinci Code. Customers...

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LizzyG 01.03.11 9:06am
LizzyG
Gaddafi ‘doolally’, says US ambassador...

Having watched a recent interview by the BBC, Susan Rice, US Ambassador to the UN, has called Colonel Gaddafi “delusional”, “out of touch with reality” and “patently not the full dinar”....

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Doylem 01.03.11 8:53am
Doylem
To stop loud iPods, Bose releases iPod cancelling app for iPhone 0
Dumbnews 01.03.11 7:11am
Dumbnews
Charlie Sheen to rely on sales of furniture polish for future income...

more drugs soon...

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be reasonable 01.03.11 5:49am
be reasonable
Gaddafi downgraded from "has-been" to "never-was" 0
Dumbnews 01.03.11 4:02am
Dumbnews
Conservatives Do Away With GMT

David Cameron, The Prime Minister today announced his intentions to do away with the nasty Greenwich Mean Time., In his weekly address to the combined Houses of Parliaments, he stated it was...

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Chunky Monkey 01.03.11 3:39am
Chunky Monkey
“Go Now” Gaddafi tells Clegg

Colonel Gaddafi has called on Nick Clegg to put an end the bitter in-fighting by standing down. He says that although Clegg came to power in an initial rush of revolutionary zeal after the overthrow...

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28.02.11 11:52pm
Quaz
Gaddafi has to stay for as long as it takes

to remove any traces about acquiring Sadams nuclear arsenal to buy himself into the arms of western leaders whilst freeing him of the unpopular evidence and the involvement of British and US arms...

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4ty2 28.02.11 11:31pm
4ty2
Shortage of swatters

There is going to be a serious problem in the planned No Fly Zone over Libya as there is a shortage of swatters. However, Aerosols may be used in swarm conditions (at least I think that's what they...

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OldThingy 28.02.11 11:19pm
OldThingy