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911 minute silence replaced with seconds copy & paste a glib message on Facebook

Rememberance day considering following suit so as not to interfere with peoples shopping. More soon...

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MADJEZ 11.09.11 12:46pm
MADJEZ
WWII Buffs Excited As Hitler's Mixtapes Discovered

Every historian longs for the discovery of journals or letters from the hand of a key historical figure and today the historical community was buzzing with news of the discovery of Hitler's mixtapes,...

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Textbook 11.09.11 11:11am
Textbook
Greenwich admits 'stilling using Essex man's bowel movements'

Greenwich meantime have today admitted it has never actually been unable to understand sub atomic time keeping technology and has, for the last thirty years, be taking it's timing from the regular...

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Steve Wilson 11.09.11 10:46am
Textbook
Obama Insists He Is Not Out Of Touch, Urges Scientists To Invent Power Rings

(headline continued) Like Green Lantern's. During his national address last night, Barack Obama was expected to unveil details of his much-demanded scheme to bring job growth back to America. But it...

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Textbook 11.09.11 10:44am
Textbook
Actually pleasure just makes you fat, Perle de Lait manufacturers admit 0
Oxbridge 11.09.11 9:17am
Oxbridge
NASA Accused of Faking Moon

While NASA have been celebrating the successful launch of its twin Grail probes to map the Moon, Tea Party spokesman Al Hillman has accused the agency of perpetuating “damaging lies and conceit”...

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Tourmaline 11.09.11 7:57am
Sinnick
Controversy As Batman Outsources Jobs To Lesser Superheroes

Commissioner Jim Gordon was in a tight spot last Thursday night as criminal leaders Black Mask and Great White Shark conducted a major gang war in the streets of Gotham City. Gordon switched on the...

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Textbook 11.09.11 7:53am
Sinnick
Too many people "sitting up late and writing pointless submissions" - new report

Yawn. Must get some sleeping tablets...

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Al OPecia 11.09.11 4:50am
Al OPecia
Go Figure! Dame Kiri Te Kanawa Signs Suprise Iceland Deal

In a stranger than fiction twist of fate top opera songstress, Dame Kiri Te Kanawa, has signed a deal to star in frozen food chain Iceland's next advertising campaign. The Kiwi star, and favourite...

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Duff 10.09.11 9:42pm
Duff
Paralympic tickets to be sold on last-come first-served basis 0
Runestone Cowboy 10.09.11 9:30pm
Runestone Cowboy
Objet Trouvee Landscaping wins award for Camp Constant designers

http://tinyurl.com/3d89dx5 Essex Landscaping Weekly judge Jules DaCosta heralded award winning designers Mary O'Flynn, Connor Hooligan and Michael Flaherty as 'rigidly uncompromising in their...

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vertical 10.09.11 9:28pm
vertical
Ipad leds 2 deteriation in typin skils

Usors of deivces sch as the iphon and ipad ar infruieted by the tinny litle keyboard you hav to use to tipe on. "It"s reallly herd to do it oprperly" siad on user.!I make hepsa moer missttake then...

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Textbook 10.09.11 9:21pm
vertical
Vanessa Redgrave has her drive tarmacked for free

“We did it by way of a thank you.” Said Dale Farm traveller Mick O’Ruff, who can trace his Romany ancestry back to before he was born. “It was hard work, getting them limestone slabs up but...

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greg various 10.09.11 9:09pm
brownpaperreporter
Simon Cowell Drafted In To Revive BBC's Ailing Proms Festival

In a move that's surprised classical music fans everywhere it has been announced pop Svengali and media megalomaniac, Simon Cowell, has been brought in and is to run the BBC's Promenade Festival from...

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Duff 10.09.11 9:00pm
Duff
Check-a-Trade contractor loses 9.9 rating after West Coast blackout

http://tinyurl.com/6d6jxhe, Jose Hernandez of US federally approved contractors Dewey Cheatem & Howe Energy Services was named as the incompetent responsible for a massive power outage in...

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vertical 10.09.11 8:37pm
vertical
Advertising Standards slam ITV for running England Rugby "Highlights" 0
brownpaperreporter 10.09.11 7:33pm
brownpaperreporter
Essex Council seeks eviction of time traveller site.

A village in rural Essex has asked its local council to move on an encampment of time travellers who have taken up residency without the proper permits. Speaking to local reporters, Farmer Reg...

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Milo Shame 10.09.11 3:48pm
Milo Shame
Dwindling Reserves of Puns ’No Laughing Matter’

The Earth's known reserves of puns are being depleted at an alarming rate, alleges a new report published today by the Pugwash Institute. It concludes that unless new reserves of puns can be found,...

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TokyoTomato 10.09.11 3:45pm
Porsche 'close to signing' a big sponsorship deal for 10th anniversary of 9/11

More money making schemes later...

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dvo4fun 10.09.11 3:22pm
MADJEZ
Ant & Dec's new show, Black and Blue, looking for violent criminal contestants 2
Iamthestig 10.09.11 3:18pm
MADJEZ
Lying on his death bed

Sir George Spiffing,last of the great English eccentric explorers last words were,Ive been publicaly subjected to ridicule,Ive spent all my life savings,Ive traveled all the worlds railways,Its cost...

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Big Mamas 10.09.11 12:21pm
Oxbridge
Saudi Arabia Reveals Ban On Celebrating Easter Is Because Chocolate Bunnies Melt

Everywhere And Cause A Huge Mess In Middle Eastern Weather. More soon...

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Textbook 10.09.11 12:11pm
Textbook
Egyptian anti-tobacco campaign in jeopardy after they smoke another Embassy

more later...

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virtuallywill 10.09.11 9:57am
virtuallywill
Robbie Savage paired with sheep on Strictly Come Dancing.

Robbie Savage has admitted that he only signed up to appear on Strictly Come Dancing so he could get close to fit women without landing in trouble with the missus. The ex-footballer told his...

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rebel not taken 10.09.11 9:49am
rebel not taken
In bid to improve Islam’s image, Pakistan re-brands Islamabad as Islamagood'

Thanks to Qoxiivi and Dumbnews for the sub-editing...

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virtuallywill 10.09.11 9:48am
virtuallywill
Islamabad to be renamed Islamagood in push to improve the image of Islam

Islamaimage...

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virtuallywill 10.09.11 9:47am
virtuallywill
UKIP outline plans for Bigot Society 2
greg various 10.09.11 9:44am
writinginbsl
Socialist celebrities leave UK to "avoid paying tax to support scroungers" 2
Nick McCarr 10.09.11 9:40am
writinginbsl
Recession forcing builders to finish on time and within budget say OfBotch

A COMBINATION of economic pressures and the influx of Eastern European workers has been blamed for the increase in the number of building contractors having to work into the afternoon on at least two...

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tedweasel 10.09.11 9:33am
writinginbsl
DO NOT DISTRUB DRUG TAKING IN PROGRESS

A row has broken out over a hospital trust’s decision to give patients ‘Do Not Disturb’ uniforms to wear during routine ward drug taking to prevent nurses from speaking to them., When patients...

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Gerontius 10.09.11 9:31am
writinginbsl