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New pm 'an unnecessary change' say Greenwich timekeepers 1
QorbeQ 4 years
Despite rumours of hoardings being erected in the cabinet room the new 0
Basil_B 4 years

Con-Lib joint cabinet are still dening divisions between the two camps...

Nick Clegg in talks with Al-Qaeda 7
virtuallywill 4 years

We are discussing a broad alliance. Based on the mutual principles of election reform and a global jihad...

PM finds emaciated, unsmiling scotsman bound and gagged in understairs cupboard 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Isle of Wight may get colour television 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

First priority is the telephone, says spokesperson...

Animal cruelty horse man absconds - by jumping a five-bar gate. 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
John Terry Scan Reveals No Damage To Libido 0
mpaterson 4 years
Coalition whips agree to extraordinary rendition 0
chrissles65 4 years
New TV talent show ‘Over the Rainbow Coalition’ cancelled 0
jp1885 4 years
BBC, ITV and Sky facing bankruptcy following helicopter fuel bills 0
Duff 4 years

Trouble is looming for Britain's Big three broadcasters as it's rumoured they are set to file for bankruptcy following the fuel costs all three have incurred over recent days. A Spokesman for BBC,...

Ministry of Truth confirms eradication of “Thatcher years” – Whatever they were. 0
Rorschach 4 years

No more soon...

Clegg told by PM "be in by 10, or the door will be locked". 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Lembit Opik appointed "Minister without Purpose". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
ConLibDem biodiversity policy will survive "because we have a Common Porpoise" 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Tories cabinet 'fagging' Lib Dems 0
ED209 4 years

Despite public shows of unity, Tory cabinet members are secretly 'fagging' their Lib Dem colleagues, senior party sources reveal today. Far from being given genuine positions of responsibility, the...

Isle of Wight Finally Prepares to Vote 1
sailingoxford 4 years

Voters in Britain may still be waiting for an election result, but on Thursday voters on the Isle of Wight could finally give the country an answer. Since a serious error involving postal votes at...

'New Politics' begins with Civil partnership. 0
MightyBlair 4 years

David Cameron and Nick Clegg have confirmed recent rumours by marrying in a civil ceremony at Whitehall. Speaking after the ceremony, Mr. Cameron said that ‘It is a momentous day in the history of...

Spotted! Clegaron Out Shopping For BFF Bracelets. (£20 for your snaps!) 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Warden warned after another party thrown in the county jail 0
Zadok the second 4 years

Evidence of excessive socialising at the local secure facility has resulted in the Warden being officially cautioned yesterday. The facts, supplied by a Mr E Presley, include allegations of...

Clegg negotiates top bunk bed at Number 10 0
gaijintendo 4 years

Cameron claims to be happy with the arrangement as he sometimes sleep walks...

BP to use Top Hat to stem Oil Spill.. 3
Rizzo 4 years

If that fails they will try a Boot, Iron or Scottie Dog...

Hard line Liberal fundamentalists now ploting Cameron assassination 1
simonjmr 4 years

Then we'll get our first Glorious Liberal PM since David Lloyd George. More soon...

UK unemployment increased in May 0
simonjmr 4 years

91 ex Labour MPS and 5 ex Lib Dem MP's added to the worsening UK unemployment figures. More soon...

Osborne "It's time to roll up our sleeves. Hey, you, oik, roll up my sleeves!" 3
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Danny Alexander to relinquish his Josh Homme responsibilities 0
simonjmr 4 years

Danny Alexander today confirmed that his parliamentary commitments will mean he can no longer continue is his roles as leader of Queens of the Stone age, Them Crooked Vultures and record producer of...

Satirists “overjoyed” by new Tory Government 1
Quaz 4 years

The UK's hard pressed satire industry was said to be “Overjoyed” tonight at the prospect of having a new Tory government to lay into. Champagne corks were heard popping in the offices of Private...

Black Hole observed speeding out of public finances 0
simonjmr 4 years
Queen and Cameron kiss each other's rings 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Bone Idle judge announcement not imminent 0
simonjmr 4 years
Number 10's housekeeper quits citing "cant be doing with more bloody nappies" 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years