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Conservatives start big cuts by advising public to wear smaller pants 5
Lost4Words 4 years

David 'Close-knit' Cameron has announced plans to encourage Big Britain to wear smaller pants in an attempt to reduce any public overspill in the leg area and provide better support for the nation's...

Ventriloquist Ray Alan gies aged segenty ngine 4
Scroat 4 years

He will be sagly ngissed...

Ventriloquists Death latest - George Osborne "goes limp and uncommunicative". 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Slipknot bass guitarist's death 'should have been stranglewank' 0
fernandomando 4 years
Fergie - My Appearance of Intelligence Was All An Act 1
SimonRiley 4 years

The Duchess of York confided to friends today that she is considering going public about the heartbreaking secret struggle with stupidity. Brave Fergie, whom the nation took to its heart before...

Budget Cuts Affect Police Morale 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

The Con-Dem Coalition budget cuts have drastically affected police morale in many parts of the UK, as from midnight tonight, officers will only be able to say, one 'ello' instead of the usual three....

Reality challenged to live upto expectations from its perceptions 0
Dumbnews 4 years
God introduces new fruit to compete with artificial flavours 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Footballer ostracised for singing National Anthem in tune 0
Mrblacker 4 years

England footballer Ledley King has been shunned by other members of Fabio Capello's squad, after hitting every note of the National Anthem correctly. The defender's blunder happened before the...

Bill Gates cites recent painting heist in Paris as case for keeping backups 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Live theatre shows struggling to compete with crisp clarity of 50" HD Plasma TVs 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Millions of fans await World Cup football's most lopsided embarrasing loss 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Soaring landfill costs to be offset by visits from "Antique Roadshow" 0
Dumbnews 4 years
U2 tell Bono we're off to Glastonbury "with or without you". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Ministerial aides spreading 'like wildfire' amongst Tory MPs. More soon. 1
QorbeQ 4 years
Negative marketing 'will be good for Johnson & Johnson', other firms follow suit 1
QorbeQ 4 years

Global health care products company Johnson & Johnson, infamous for recently dropping their well-known registered trademark 'No more tears', will be using harsher wording in future 'to engender...

Bus passes to be refused for over 60s recreational drug users 0
Crow 4 years

Anyone over 60 applying for a bus pass will be turned down if they are revealed to use recreational drugs in a new Government cost cutting crackdown estimated to 'save billions'., 'Seniors' will now...

Kim Jong Il is no longer friends with Hillary Clinton and 3 other people 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Fergie proposal misquoted - "£500,000 when you can, to me... open drawers" 0
Rorschach 4 years

Bargain! Cost the country a lot more last time!...

£27M Olympic budget cut - British athletes now forced to win on merit 0
Rorschach 4 years
Frankie Boyle, Hallmark Cards slated after both jump onto abortion ad bandwaggon 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Queen hospitalised as Camilla's slapstick rake-in-face jape goes awry 0
QorbeQ 4 years

We are not amused...

Mass emptying of piss-laden paddling pools blamed for river fish deaths 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Mourning vents pledge not to do "lemme out" voice-throw at Ray Alan's funeral. 0
pinxit 4 years

see 'geer' (gottle'a)...

God Tipped for Turner Prize Success with "Duchess of York's Life" 0
SimonRiley 4 years

A reclusive artist, known only to a small group of insiders in the art world, became bookies' favourite for the Turner Prize today when it was announced that his ground-breaking piece "The Duchess of...

Fergie denies involvement - 'I've never even met Prince Andrew,' says BEP singer 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Duchess of York 'Flattered' by Royal Invitation to 'Impromptu event' 2
antharrison 4 years

The Duchess of York dismissed rumours of a rift with the Royal family by showing reporters a personal invitation from HM Queen to an 'Impromptu event' to be held at the Tower of London on Saturday....

Rebellious Aussies start their own monarchy. Duchess of York applies a job. 1
Ian Searle 4 years
Boeing 747 causes widespread panic on Isle of Wight 0
Scroat 4 years
Paris road turned into a giant farm, after their farms have been tarmaced over. 0
Ian Searle 4 years