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Cappello learns the difference between Robert and Robson the hard way 1
Mr.3374 4 years
US team confident of winning match in the Hollywood remake. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Cameron sends gunboat to quell uppity colonials after embarrassing draw. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

The Prime Minister has dispatched a ship of the line to Maryland after todays shocking draw in the World Cup. It is hoped that the presence of the ship and it's company of Marines armed with the...

*Advert* Your old mobile phone could be worth NOTHING. Call now to find out how 0
deskpilot3 4 years

Is your mobile phone over 3 years old? Did you get it for free by saving tokens from a newspaper with a red masthead? Does it still have mechanical buttons that you actually have to click? Great...

Rooney fails Fifa pie test 0
puddle duck 4 years

Following the 1-1 draw with USA it can be revealled that Wanye Rooney has failed a mandorty Fifa pie test., Fifa officials became aroused when the England forward was seen to be moving about on the...

ITV HD viewers still waiting to see a goal.... 0
Mr.3374 4 years

More ad breaks soon...

Robert Green a firm believer in the special relationship 0
Genghis Cohen 4 years
Deal man in deal over deal; 'an ordeal over', he says. 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

Brian Switch, 42, from Deal in Kent, gets good price on wood for shed, after long search...

World Cup to be decided on number of useless goalkeepers. 0
Ostsee 4 years

Hopefully this will all end soon...

IOW denies it has Nuclear weapons 3
virtuallywill 4 years

The Council Leader of The Isle of Wight Mr. Brian Rampant has stated emphatically that there are not any Atomic weapons stored on The IOW. He has written a letter to Yukiya Amano of the International...

Americans confused by world competition where foreigners are allowed to play. 1
MADJEZ 4 years
Both P.M's emphasise the need to cut excess bureaucracy 14
virtuallywill 4 years

another one soon...

'Going Green' given entirely new meaning. More soon. 0
Ostsee 4 years
Latest: BP 1: God's favourite people 1. 0
Ostsee 4 years
Poundshop owner regrets renaming ‘All-a-Quidder’ as SAS storm building. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Cameron tells England team. 'Score lots of runs at the polo chaps !' 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Many more awkward posh blokes pretending to be into football soon...

England worried about 'Good Pitch' 1
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'We're not used to playing on perfect surfaces. We don't know how the lads will handle it. Its a worry.' Wembley promise they will lay another new pitch...

US Flag flies over Scots Parliament to mark start of English World cup Campaign 1
Jammydodgers 4 years
BP 1: Congress 0. Latest 0
Ostsee 4 years
Obama and Cameron Discuss BP. Worry about their dividend payments. More soon. 1
martin2381 4 years
Mr Potato Head manufacturer struggles to keep up with demand from South Africa 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

No idea why...

Troops marking Queen’s official birthday disappointed not to receive party bags 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Isle of Wight man calls police after finding bank open on a Saturday 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
President of Kyrgyzstan in desperate plea for more vowels 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Apple announce revolutionary new i-ron 2
fernandomando 4 years

Steve Jobs today held yet another press conference to announce an exciting new technology designed to satisfy the demand from customers. At a packed conference centre in San Francisco the ‘i-ron’...

Egon Ronay's funeral to be given 3 stars. more soon 0
martin2381 4 years
Egon Ronay to be cremated at gas mark four for one hour with red wine and garlic 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Stephen Fry Deployed to Tackle Urbane Fox Menace 1
Quaz 4 years

Plans to lure them into the First Night of a Noel Coward play, then kill them with poisoned canapes during the interval...

Desperate Andrew fiddled with Honours List, claims palace insider. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years

A spokeman for Her Majesty the Queen has quashed rumours, before they even start, that the Birthday Honours List is just "an excuse for Prince Andrew to find a new bird"., A source close to the...

Government to merge Met.Police and Met Office 2
virtuallywill 4 years

You are forecast to fall down some stairs...