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Humpty Dumpty arrested after failed suicide attack on David Cameron 0
Stan Laurel 4 years
Ryanair eruption spews out the usual old rubbish 0
roybland 4 years
Reckless dyslexic throws cushion to the wind, More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
David Cameron blends in with Cornish locals by wearing shell suit. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Daily Mail vindicated as Cameron egg thrower was wearing a hoody. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

A Mail reporter on the scene had to be given smelling salts for a severe case of apoplexy. It is not yet known if the young man came from a single parent family on benefits or was an illegal...

Trains delayed. Ash on the lines. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Cameron visit. Egg thrown, police scrambled 3
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Cameron ends up with Clegg on his face 1
jp1885 4 years
Sword of Damocles removed due to health and safety fears. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
MGM's financial problems force them to replace the lion with a sock puppet. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Part-time traffic light found moonlighting as waitress. More soon. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Election Debate: Sky wants party leaders to have cheerleaders to 'liven it up' 0
Stan Laurel 4 years
Age of criminal responsibility to be lowered to two after blancmange attack 1
roybland 4 years

The government is planning to lower the age of criminal responsibility to two after a toddler launched a violent attack on his sister with a strawberry blancmange and a sherry trifle. 'The whole...

King's horses, men called in after Cameron incident. More soon. 1
QorbeQ 4 years
Spanish opera 'actually utter pants' after 'Plácido effect' discovered 1
QorbeQ 4 years

Domingo soon...

Scientists implicated in Icelandic volcano. 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Professor Hawking arrested. Police struggle to get answers, submit Court request for 'loads more questioning time'...

Occasional table occasionally not 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

With thanks to Mr Rimner...

Clapper Slapper vicar defrocked 1
Sigmund Freud 4 years

The vicar of St Agatha's in Little Widger has been dismissed for misuse of church property having been caught "entertaining" parishioner Veronica Folks with the whimbling iron from the church's...

Three generations, dead for 20 years, found under occasional table 2
PluckyMunky 4 years

Sorry, this is awful...

Alex Salmond looking to emulate Scottish Folk Hero William Wallace 6
Basil_B 4 years

by being hung by Westminster but without the drawing and quartering this time...

Stranded foreigners start to fly home from UK airports 1
curry muncher 4 years

Apparently overlooked by the media until now...

Brown warns Clegg to lay off the unjustified 'desperate' jibes or he will get 0
Basil_B 4 years

cousin Dan on him...

Cameron: 'I'm lucky it wasn't a nickel egg' 2
malgor 4 years
Cameron vows students won't have money to waste on eggs under Torys. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Denies sour grapes...

Latest election results just in: 2
Big T 4 years

1st: Egg, 2nd: Chicken, 3rd: Conservative...

BNP want curbs on China imports - Ken Hom to be deported 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

But Ching-He Huang can stay if she does that that thing with the ping pong balls...

Dentists' trade in extracted teeth uncovered 0
QorbeQ 4 years

A Department of Health investigation has revealed a shocking trade in extracted teeth at dental practices nationwide. 'Dental surgeons have been forced to seek out new disposal channels for their...

David Cameron hit by yolk-el in Cornwall 0
Mr Glover Lover 4 years

More wordplay soon...

London 2012 delayed until 2013 as problems hit Olympic Outlet Village 3
QorbeQ 4 years

The Olympic Outlet Discount Shopping Village being built in the Lower Lea Valley of East London, often abbreviated to Olympic Village, is having difficulty reaching minimum occpancy levels as...

Volcano was actually an elaborate Bjork concept song 0
barrowboy 4 years

The two things to ever come out of Iceland are in fact both fundamental parts of a complex whole, the country revealed yesterday. Rather than actually being a volcano, the Iceland 'volcano' was in...