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Bin Laden 'did have Bounty on his head' when captured. Mars deny involvement.

Confectioners Mars were swift to distance themselves from rumours on Saturday night that Osama Bin Laden was captured with one of their products on his head. It has been long rumoured that Bin Laden,...

MDoyle2011 15.05.11 3:01pm
Azerbaijan triumphs in European tactical voting contest

Canvassers for Azerbaijan were celebrating last night, after their lobbying efforts paid off with top marks in the European block voting contest...

ronseal 15.05.11 12:26pm
Hopes for cure fade as HMV infection reaches epidemic levels

The World Health Organisation has admitted that there is little that can be done to prevent a pandemic as the spread of the HMV (Hoary Music Vendors) virus escalates out of control. The problem...

Des and Stan 15.05.11 11:53am
Des and Stan
Monkey HIV vaccine 'great news' say people who fuck monkeys 6
rickwestwell 15.05.11 11:51am
Eurovision Song Contest 'may have been won on merit' shock revelation

Accusations that Saturday's Eurovision Song Contest may have been won on merit has shocked the entertainment world.,  , 'If it wasn't fixed,' said Sir Terry Wogan who hosted the contest for many...

roybland 15.05.11 11:51am
IMF Chief's defence case "arrived missing half the screws and a side panel" 1
Al OPecia 15.05.11 11:19am
IMF Chief "pulled off" on plane. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 15.05.11 10:43am
Al OPecia
Trouble as two teenage Ten Tors trekkers toil in tumbling temperatures. 0
tl72uk 15.05.11 10:09am
FA Cup renamed "Sweet FA" after Tate & Lyle sponsorship deal... More soon. 0
404 Not Found 15.05.11 7:42am
404 Not Found
Turkeys hold rally in support of Christmas

On the same day that a London rally was held in favour of government cuts, a consignment of turkeys held their own demonstration in favour of Christmas, arguing that in the public interest it should...

rickwestwell 15.05.11 6:25am
Cries of "Now where did we put that Trophy cabinet?" heard at Manchester City.

More trophies soon...

Kramaring 15.05.11 5:57am
Tenerife woman asked for ‘decaffeinated’. Language difference blamed. 6
MADJEZ 15.05.11 5:51am
Man with no life perplexes salesman of life insurance 0
Dumbnews 15.05.11 5:01am
Oven chip creator to be cremated.Will be burnt on outside soggy in the middle. 0
MADJEZ 14.05.11 10:00pm
Irish Government to apologise to UK Queen for Jedward

please feel free to add to this submission :0)...

LostLad 14.05.11 9:54pm
Eurovision Song Contest officially recognises Libyan Rebels

Eurovision Song Contest Organisers in Düsseldorf, Germany, have this evening officially recognised the Libyan Transitional Council, and will be offering a place in future European singing...

LostLad 14.05.11 9:43pm
Pakistan ISI investigation concludes Maddie NOT missing. 0
MADJEZ 14.05.11 8:50pm
Rally Against Debt attracts low Interest 0
roybland 14.05.11 7:07pm
15-second online test detects early dementia -

"do you read the Daily Mail?"...

be reasonable 14.05.11 5:32pm
Arctic rivals lay claim to Tescos freezer aisle

The race by a number of Arctic nations to claim some of the world’s coldest regions has heated up today after a team of explorers planted a Russian flag in the Freezer aisle of the Paignton branch...

jp1885 14.05.11 4:51pm
be reasonable
Please don't read this. I posted in worng place and can't delete

. er, hello? I said don't read it. Can't we have a bit of privacy here? Do I have to take out an injunction?...

ronseal 14.05.11 4:48pm
If... 3
be reasonable 14.05.11 4:40pm
be reasonable
Blue A...Hole Dance Debuts At Wembley......

As Manchester No. 2 wins the cup...

Jesse Bigg 14.05.11 4:07pm
Jesse Bigg
Catholics ban meat on Fridays but eating body of Jesus Christ still OK 0
roybland 14.05.11 2:07pm
French favourites to win the Eurovision pong contest 1
simonjmr 14.05.11 1:52pm
Scotland Yard to re-investigate the Mary Celeste disappearances 1
Tammy Flugh 14.05.11 1:02pm
Viewers complain as ITV F.A. Cup build up only 2 hours long. 0
dandare70 14.05.11 12:59pm
Joy/Despair as Celtic/Rangers narrowly win SPL title

The green/blue half of Glasgow is celebrating in the streets today after Celtic/Rangers narrowly won the Scottish Premier League title. This was the 28th season in a row in which Celtic and...

Oxbridge 14.05.11 12:12pm
Huhne ends up with black face after row causes Labour to press him on carbon 0
Basil_B 14.05.11 11:21am
Eurovision: Samaritans try to talk Blue down from committing career suicide.

Some fear its too late, although most think there wasn't much life left anyway. More soon...

MADJEZ 14.05.11 9:36am