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Sado-masochist confused over gagging order 0
jp1885 26.04.11 11:43am
jp1885
Inverness man forced to admit Higgs-Boson error

In yesterday's sensational news Mr DJ MacSporran of Inverness claimed he had found the elusive Higgs-Boson particle. This particle has been the holy grail of physicists for years now and could prove...

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Highlander 26.04.11 10:41am
Highlander
Media reporting 8 billion currently expected to watch royal wedding 0
dandare70 26.04.11 10:28am
dandare70
‘Streets filled with zombies’ fear as Playstation Network breakdown continues 2
Duncan Biscuit 26.04.11 10:14am
rickwestwell
Syrian President flees but changes his mind when he reaches Damascus 1
Duncan Biscuit 26.04.11 10:08am
FormerlyAlOPecia
Vote Yes to AV.

Just testing...

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FormerlyAlOPecia 26.04.11 9:53am
FormerlyAlOPecia
Barclays sue Stephen Merchant after it turns out the squirrel is relevant 0
Pinhead 26.04.11 8:45am
Pinhead
Increasing worries over men's level of porn intake

A quarter of men are worried about the amount of porn they are watching on the internet with lower monthly download limits and higher quality, and therefore size, of the videos available being the...

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Screenie 26.04.11 8:19am
Screenie
Nation applies for Royal Wedding gagging order 0
Duncan Biscuit 26.04.11 8:14am
Duncan Biscuit
BBC not first to show a man’s slow death on TV say ‘Daybreak’ producers 0
Duncan Biscuit 26.04.11 8:12am
Duncan Biscuit
Yorkshire boy given conference ovation ‘probably not the next William Hague’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 26.04.11 7:54am
Duncan Biscuit
Berlusconi commits Italian jets to Libya with promise of lots of ‘banga banga’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 26.04.11 7:52am
Duncan Biscuit
Afghan authorities still searching for Mohammed McQueen. 0
Stan 26.04.11 7:43am
Stan
Marr reveals "gagging for it order". No more soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 26.04.11 7:24am
FormerlyAlOPecia
Monopolies commision to investigate Parker brothers... More soon 1
404 Not Found 25.04.11 10:56pm
rikkor
Dr Who finally crawls up own arse after Russell t Davies departure. 2
simonjmr 25.04.11 9:52pm
Golgo13
BBC sack Chris Moyles for inappropriate remarks live on-air

Moyles, the longest serving Radio 1 morning show presenter has been sacked for broadcasting comments when he thought he was off microphone At 0828 today, expecting to hand over to the news team,...

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brownpaperreporter 25.04.11 9:08pm
brownpaperreporter
Letters "M" & "N" removed from alphabet due to government cuts.

David Caero ade the shock aouceet i the house of coos today that the alphabet would shrik to just twety four letters with iediate effect, sayig that "Labour left us owig billios ad billios of pouds...

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404 Not Found 25.04.11 8:28pm
404 Not Found
Government require all "Newborns" to be "declared" as 16 on Birth Certificate.

In a surprise move from No 10 announced today, the government has passed new legislation, requiring all "newborn" children form 1st August 2011 to be "officially" recorded as being 16 years old., A...

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nannyknowsbest 25.04.11 7:19pm
nannyknowsbest
Taliban Re enact Great Escape

Taliban fans of the film 'The Great Escape' did a re enactment of the plan by getting 470 prisoners out from a jail in Kandahar. One ex prisoner said proudly 'After the tunnel they gave me a...

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Dun Dunkin 25.04.11 7:15pm
Dun Dunkin
Juan Sheet, my arse

more sheets soon, hopefully...

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Pinhead 25.04.11 6:52pm
Pinhead
NUT deny exploitation after ensuring boy, 15, will never lose his virginity.

More soon. Although not for Joe Cotton, he's not going to be getting any for a loooong time...

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Mr Payne 25.04.11 6:41pm
Mr Payne
Quickie Royal Wedding Due To Tory Cuts

"I do." "And I do.", Followed by meat paste sarnies all round...

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Jesse Bigg 25.04.11 6:11pm
Jesse Bigg
British man breaks world record for time taken to get off a retail park

Brian Harris, 44, was “overjoyed” when it was confirmed by the Guinness Book of Records today. After completing his shopping at 14:45 on Saturday, he eventually got out of Bicester Village Outlet...

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brownpaperreporter 25.04.11 5:30pm
OllieP
Muslims Against Crusades ends in nil nil draw

The much anticipated clash Muslims Against Crusades ended in a dull scoreless draw, as it emerged that neither side had any substance. "There weren't any crusades in evidence, and their opponents...

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ronseal 25.04.11 4:35pm
ronseal
EastEnders “bestiality” storyline criticised.

EastEnders bosses defended their new “bestiality” storyline yesterday in the face of renewed criticism from animal rights campaigners, church groups and rival TV companies who wish that they had...

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ThatAndyDavisFellow 25.04.11 3:35pm
ThatAndyDavisFellow
Patriotic historian unfurls German flag to celebtrate royal wedding 2
antharrison 25.04.11 2:57pm
greg various
Dangerous chemicals found in olives.

Scientists in England at the University of Reading have found new evidence to support the suspected theory that eating olives causes a person to become insane. The high levels of oil found in green...

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Jonny Rockets 25.04.11 2:19pm
arthurminnit
Truebiscuit: Woman caught with 1kg of meth in her vagina "innocent"

"I didn't know they were narcotics", she tells court. [url=http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/crime/passenger-charged-after-drugs-found-in-her-private-parts-police-say-1.796839]News story here[/url]...

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Izziere 25.04.11 1:11pm
rickwestwell
Warning after dolphins 'harassed'

Jet-skiers were yesterday given a police warning after a pod of dolphins was "harassed" while swimming off the Dorset coast., Local fisherman, Tom Bunting, reported the jet skiers after seeing one...

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Mr Payne 25.04.11 10:40am
Mr Payne