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Millions of Greeks protest by cancelling their summer holidays in Dortmund. 0
Ostsee 4 years

More relief soon...

‘Essential Maintenance’ forces God to close the sky over bank holiday weekend. 2
Stan Laurel 4 years

Easter travel plans were thrown into further confusion last night with the news that God intends to close European airspace over the Easter weekend for what the Almighty describes as “an ongoing...

Smoking in cars to be banned. Kids told to have boiled sweets instead 0
Ludicity 4 years
Plot to blow up plane with exploding breasts foiled by Anti-Terrortits Squad 0
Ludicity 4 years
Eurozone agrees on Greece, but too polite to say exactly what they think. 0
Ostsee 4 years
Baby sling row: anyone who uses a sling deserves everything that's coming 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Piers Moron has added his weight to the row over baby slings. The celebrity, best known for faked tabloid front page stories that resulted in riots, getting the dates wrong in an account of his own...

Darling announces Rearranging Deckchairs on Titanic budget 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

ADVERTORIAL: Have you ever taken stock tips from an annonymous stranger who emailed you? Yes? Well, there's this bridge in London that, regretfuly, I must dispose of. No, it's nothing to do with...

Mexico mandates auto manufacturers retrofit cars to run on avocados 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Tracey Emin to marry Eminem and be known as Mrs Eminemineminem. 7
malgor 4 years

Well, it makes a change from the Budget...

Oasis fans give evidence in stage attack trial... 0
VictorMeldrew 4 years

"It was horrible. The noise, the screaming and shouting, we were all disappointed, I was upset and afraid. Luckily someone came on stage and beat Noel up so that was good."...

Mrs Darling: "No", "The collars don't match the cuffs!". More soon. 0
VictorMeldrew 4 years
Midlands plumber in Budget truth shocker 0
VictorMeldrew 4 years

Just hours after the Chancellor released details of this vitally important pre-election Budget and while the rest of country is still busy analysing its effects, Heating Engineer Dave Smith from...

Drunken flies get hypersexual : Nature News - Who Cud Make This Up!? 1
sleeprun 4 years

Chronic boozing sends male flies chasing after any and every potential mate. heavy boozing has been shown to send male fruitflies, like their human counterparts, into a lusty fog. In the flies,...

Price of fish not mentioned in Budget. 6
malgor 4 years
BBC's Delicious Miss Dahl "not that delicious", says gay cannibal 0
The Paper Ostrich 4 years

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Budget News: Cider duty to rise by 10%, County of Somerset to march on Whitehall 3
Mr Glover Lover 4 years
FA Chief Executive role "to be decided on penalties" 1
chrissles65 4 years
Brian Sewell admits that 'one Damien Hirst is worth a thousand Rembrandts'. 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Darling budgets for Cameron's sperm count, says Tracey Emin 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
David Cameron calls for election to be decided on leaders' sperm count 1
Ludicity 4 years
Budget 'the political equivalent of beige' says Brian Sewell. more soon 2
Mrblacker 4 years
Lenny Henry 'Horror' Ad Banned From Kids' TV 1
Mr Glover Lover 4 years

Trailer for new 'comedy' series branded "too terrifying to contemplate" by media watchdog...

Govt cut stamp duty for hole buyers 1
T34 4 years

People buying a broom cupboard or a hole in the ground in central London will no longer have to pay stamp duty, said Alastair Darling in his budget speech today...

'Gormley's rooftop statues not covered by health care' warns Obama 0
edward hack 4 years

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'Tired' Berry Retracts Comments As Inherent Opera/Oprah Confusion Hits Home 0
K D Adamson 4 years

John Berry, former Creative Director of the ENO apologised 'unreservedly’ to Opera fans tonight in the wake of revelations that he ‘misunderstood’ the email regarding the ‘end of Oprah by...

Cash break guarantees first time Byers will help shape policy making in future 0
edward hack 4 years

Troughs full soon...

BBC Budget coverage boosted by new presenter Sophie Dahl 3
Ludicity 4 years

'Budget 2010 with The Delicious Miss Dahl has seen a massive rise in ratings,' said BBC Director General, Mark Thompson,'audiences love the way that Sophie can explain the Public Sector Borrowing...

BNP to introduce Sikhs Offenders Register if elected. More soon. 3
dominic_mcg 4 years
Byers beware 3
PluckyMunky 4 years
10% Rise in VAT on Cup of Tea Mate 0
danlewis 4 years

The price of a cup of tea mate looks set to rise from today after the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Alastair Darling, announced a 10% increase in VAT on strong cider. The price of cup of tea mate has...