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William Hague not gay, just 'very happily' married 0
Genghis Cohen 4 years
Single man arrested in IKEA 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Will I am "not a pufter" Hague said tha had more chance of finding a pit in 0
arrghgarry 4 years

T wales or T yorkshire than thy has o finding my knob up a young un`s arse ...

Holdall death MI6 codebreaker genius was also amateur escapologist Houdini Bond 0
LostLad 4 years

Holdall death MI6 codebreaker genius Gareth Williams (30) was also amateur escapologist 'Houdini Bond', it has been revealed. Mr Williams (31) was found padlocked in a holdall, in a bath, in his...

Blair sacks three ghost writers after criticism that memoirs are one-sided. 1
deskpilot3 4 years
Top Gear presenter fails to give way at injunction. 1
MADJEZ 4 years
Ffion Admits She Takes An Aid To Bed When Willy Is Unavailable 1
IABP 4 years

more coming soon...

Shock as Tory MP fails to have gay double life 1
4 years

Worth building into a story? Or just a headline?...

Stumble Upon, Twitter & Facebook to merge - new STFU network launches... 0
Trini 4 years

moron soon...

Day One: And a serial killer is introduced into the Big Brother Hows Herld 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Bracknell planning profile-raising massacre 2
Genghis Cohen 4 years

The Berkshire town of Bracknell has been finalising plans to put itself on the map once and for all by having one its inhabitants go completely berserk, arm themselves to the teeth and take to...

Match fixing latest: police ask why Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks opened batting 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
OAP clamped after exceeding Post Office counter fair usage policy. 0
Stan 4 years

A Surrey post office has been criticised for its ‘draconian behaviour’ after having an elderly customer clamped and removed for spending too much time chatting to a post office worker as she drew...

Most Americans support building a mosque, just not in their neighborhood 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Latest NHS cost saving scheme condemned by RSPB 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

In an effort to cut down on fuel costs, Nottingham NHS Trust has decided that all ambulances will be equipped with their own vulture A spokesman quoted "Our biggest fuel costs come in the mad dash...

Ad Feature:- Fish Dating 'Always Plenty of Fish in the Sea' 4
Sharpehunter 4 years

Fish Dating, you no longer have to hide your bizarre sexual predilictions, come out of the closet and join Fish Dating where you can date fish to your hearts content and no one takes the piss! As...

Scandal as leak reveals Blair’s autobiography ghostwritten by 511 dead troops 1
SingingHinny 4 years
Blair plans to write future memoir based on premonitions: "Book of Revelations" 1
4 years

Expected by 21st December, 2012. More soon...

Court injuction stops Downing St. from revealing the identity of the Deputy PM 0
thackaray 4 years
Hague releases statement, claims he has only "good AIDES" 0
4 years

Resignation of junior has "left me totally bummed." More soon...

Bloodgate doctor also admits removing consciences from 3 Pakistani cricketers... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
New New Labour challenges New Old Labour as Old New Labour flounders. 0
4 years

"Out with the Old Old and in with the New New," pledges Balls. More soon...

Plans to build Blair monument in Waterstones is Swindon's "Ground Zero mosque" 0
4 years

[i]A Journey[/i] book display to be placed six feet from Royal Legion collection jar. More soon...

Hague in emotional statement admits "I have no life" 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

In further exercpts from his statement he pleads with the nation to understand that "this sort of accusation is baseless as I have no shred of colour in my life. An extra-marital affair scores 6...

Final Big Brother contestant to be 'sacrificed' at end of series. 2
4 years

Channel 4 have today released plans to kill the last contestant of Big Brother at the end of it's final series as a sacrifice to their sacred daity, Davina McCall. The ritual killing will come at the...

Maryland siege - blue furry man demands 'Cooookiiiiieeee num num' 0
MADJEZ 4 years

William Hague's wife f-ing livid... apologies Ffion livid. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Blair reveals, "I was Sue" 0
AdrianJ 4 years
Hague's adviser resigns over allegations he's The Stig. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Vague gay aide claim brigade plague Hague 0
wallster 4 years