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Structural engineers called as cracks appear in Gordon Brown's smile 0
jp1885 4 years
BNP meeting breaks out at scuffle 3
exigo 4 years
Cloud of hot air descends on Britain as party leaders debate 0
thesheriff 4 years

Debate nearly called off for Health and Safety reasons when David Cameron misunderstands Ashdown comment...

IOW Home Guard claim victory as planes stop flying over island. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
TV Debate hindered by strange man in yellow tie invading the stage.. 0
Basil_B 4 years

..and constantly interupting David Cameron and Gordon Brown. As yet it is still unknown as to why the leader of the Liberal party did not show up...

Insomniacs hail leaders debate... 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Syndol later...

Leaders debate obscured by Ash... 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Fallout later...

Volcanic ash to be classified as a class B drug from tomorrow. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Leaders debate support minorities and agree Taffs and Jocks have been Ignored. 0
virtuallywill 4 years
Porn virus blackmails its victims, er, apparently, say researchers 0
rickwestwell 4 years
ITV reboot of "The Likely Lads" gets disappointing viewing figures 0
virtuallywill 4 years

more next week. in "The Champions"...

Tories to airbrush out volcanic ash cloud 0
TerribleTim 4 years

more soon. As usual...

IOW ignored in PM debated 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Also Scotland, Wales and Rutland etc...

Conspiracy? Anagram of chorister is shit corer 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years

dig the pips out of that...

Correction: 1
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

In a recent article we stated that the Pope is "in Ernest". This should have read "in earnest." We apologise for this error...

Church and high-street jeweller merge to create Jesus H. Samuel 12
Genghis Cohen 4 years
Great Northern Railway enthusiasts quell biker riot 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

In a strange turn of events, the Skipton branch of the Great Northern Railway Enthusiasts monthly meeting and lecture was mobbed by hundreds of hairy leather clad bikers swelling the normal audience...

Voter "They are all so nice" 0
rscott303 4 years

Housewife Mrs Helen Worth said, " I was lucky enough to meet all three candidates from the major parties whilst out shopping this Saturday. They all gave me some really interesting reading material...

Ryanair to charge for rebooking cancelled flights due to volcanic ash 0
Dumbnews 4 years
'Oh! You meant THAT Lord Ashdown!' says God; 'sorry.' 0
malgor 4 years
GB flights cancelled - Bin Laden gives Al Qaeda the day off 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Pope shocks followers with statement, "We may be responsible for our actions" 0
Dumbnews 4 years

The Pope proclaimed we must take responsibility for our actions instead of blindly relying on the divine for guidance. Fate and destiny are things of the past. The Pope emphasized we live in a world...

Environmental activists hail success with cunning plan ... 0
Kramaring 4 years

Environmental activists claim to have successfully stopped planes from belching tonnes of harmful gases into the atmosphere by using explosives to trigger a volcanic eruption which belched tonnes of ...

Gaelic panic quelled after 'Ireland Volcano' typo rescinded. More soon. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Cameron 'tapped up by KGB' on Gap Year. And then he just chundered, everywhere. 0
maxwas 4 years
"We actually did get the 'Mrs Slocomb's pussy' joke", parents finally admit 1
Zadok the second 4 years
Ash from Iceland disrupts UK 5
jp1885 4 years More soon...

Teacher cleared of sex with pupil and subsequently promoted to Head of Sex Ed 0
maxwas 4 years

Merchant Taylor's School have welcomed the news that Hannah McIntyre was, in fact, not guilty of one count of sexual activity with a child by a person in a position of trust and, in a refreshing...

"Conformism can really be a true dictatorship" Pope lectures mass of followers 0
IamWibble 4 years
Nokia to launch world's first "Shabby" phone for the disorganised & dishevelled 2
simonjmr 4 years