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Obama will kick BP boss’s arse live on TV tomorrow evening. 0
Stan 4 years

The grilling of Tony Hayward by a Congressional Committee is only the first humiliation that the BP boss will suffer following the announcement that he is to have his arse kicked by President Obama...

French Team beat England in race to see who gets home first. 0
puddle duck 4 years
Air France cancel loss making South African flights 0
puddle duck 4 years
Cameron to introduce new office for regulation of bureaucracy 0
la maga 4 years

The Prime Minister has unveiled plans for a new government office to fight bureaucracy, to be staffed by three hundred civil servants. It's targets will involve monitoring the targets and monitoring...

BP to try fish, bananas, old pyjamas, mutton, beef and trout as well blockers 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Dry stone wall celebrates one year on the wagon. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
London restaurant prooves Dawkins, water into wine is nothing to do with God 0
4ty2 4 years

There are still people who believe Jesus meddled with the OH groups on the water molecule and that would count for a miracle. For others Jesus was the biggest looser in history. Having discovered how...

Video game offers chance to experience the disappointment of playing for England 0
Darkbill 2.0 4 years

The official 2010 England World Cup South Africa video game has been published by KO Sports. The online multi-player game allows England to compete against teams from 199 nations in a series of...

Susan Boyle, 'looking forward to designing Olympics' 1
PluckyMunky 4 years
Campaign for Plain English claim prison sentences are too long 0
SimonSheehan 4 years
Little Johnny Green cleared of 'pussy-in-the-well' incident, BP boss implicated 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Outcry in Birmingham as CCTV cameras are forced to wear burkhas. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Birmingham Councillor 'furious' that 'Friendly Camera' suggestion was ignored 0
QorbeQ 4 years

'Calling them Terror Cameras was always going to be a bloody stupid idea'...

Women conned into illegal fighting league by fashionable shoes 0
Mrblacker 4 years

West Midlands Police have confirmed they are investigating a series of knife attacks linked with the current trend for Gladiator sandals. The shoes, this year's must have footwear for women who...

Over 75% of Children Have Not Been a Victim of Crime 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years

Children's groups reacted angrily to a report published today that suggests a majority of young people have not been affected by crime. The British Crime Survey covers all incidents that would be...

Scientists suspect missing bees hiding in South African football stadiums 0
Andrew 4 years
Government vows to pull down hospitals to put up slums 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'It's the least we can do for the people', says a caring David Cameron. 'I feel so close to the ordinary person that it is almost painful.'...

Police announce new detection aid 0
hero2zero 4 years

In an effort to reduce offence to ethnic minorities the standard Dulux Colour Chart will be used to designate skin colour of suspects in all official paperwork. Example, David Dickinson, “Bitter...

Study finds daily BP apologies have minimal impact on oil spill cleanup 0
Dumbnews 4 years
BP boss brought before Congress in chains 0
Darkbill 2.0 4 years

BP chief executive Tony Hayward has been hauled before the US Congress, in chains. The haggard Hayward said he was “personally sorry”, but a blow from one of his police guard’s nightsticks...

Experience of working in other slums lands Danny Boyle London Olympics job. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Institute of Drag Artists revoke Theresa May's honourary membership. 0
Basil_B 4 years

As they've just found out she's a real women...

Capello in desperate search for Spanish girlfriend for Robert Green 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Lesotho Aids sufferers ‘moved’ by royal hair loss 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
World Cup boost to retail sales expected to end next Wednesday 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Bags to be put on CCTV cameras in Muslim areas to have slits for the lens 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
CAMRA-sponsored beer stunt 'an offputting thought' say Wimbledon ticket-holders 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Toothless, woolly jumpered weirdy-beardies, dressed in brown, covered in moss and twigs taking up four rows of centre court seats...

Phwoar! Luscious musician is as fit as a fiddle. 2
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Boyle to direct 2012 Olympics opening ceremony 2
Scroat 4 years

Come on you superfit fucking wankers...

South African fans throw their vuvuzelas out of the pram after Uruguay defeat 0
Basil_B 4 years