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Dying in a rancid portaloo officially preferable to being lectured to by Bono 1
charlies_hat 26.06.11 4:22pm
Hacking suspect ‘has cough’ 1
Duncan Biscuit 26.06.11 3:20pm
the coarse whisperer
Culture Minister says UK to be 'New Tibet' 0
Dun Dunkin 26.06.11 2:29pm
Dun Dunkin
Gove says paedophiles could help out in schools during teachers’ strike 0
roybland 26.06.11 2:00pm
Tech support companies slam school-leavers lack of sarcasm skills.

A consortium of IT support call centres, computer and high street telephone retailers today called on the government to radically improve the smirking, sneering, eye-rolling and ironic intonation...

the coarse whisperer 26.06.11 10:57am
the coarse whisperer
"Send my accountant your old receipts" Bono urges fans, in Tax Relief appeal 1
ronseal 26.06.11 9:38am
Des Custard
Taliban issue new slogan T-shirts "Lose you head now, ask me how". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 26.06.11 9:03am
Al OPecia
al-Qaeda to rebrand as "Total Terrorism Management Solutions". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 26.06.11 9:02am
Al OPecia
Labour 'concerned' over Miliband's confusion about which party he leads

Leading Labour Party politicians are increasingly worried over Ed Miliband's inability to remember which party he leads.  ,  , The concern came after Miliband on Saturday mounted another attack...

roybland 26.06.11 7:42am
Al Qaeda in 'midget' recruitment drive, as worlds tiniest aircraft is unveiled.


charlieworth 26.06.11 7:28am
Study finds impact of psychiatrist's advice depends only on size of their bill 0
Dumbnews 26.06.11 5:37am
Man who shagged the future Queen of England regrets the experience

A man who claims to have shagged the future Queen of England says his sex life has gone downhill ever since. 'I regret the experience,' says Jock Sloane (32), who was at the University of St Andrews...

roybland 25.06.11 9:15pm
Broad-shouldered Sri Lankans demolish England 0
Christopher Frost 25.06.11 5:01pm
Christopher Frost
'God hates sycophants', says Archbishop of Canterbury 1
Christopher Frost 25.06.11 4:48pm
Nations Children Unprepared for Dystopian Future

In a stark warning to parents and children around the country, education secretary Michael Gove warned that the nations children are “woefully unprepared” for the dystopian future to come. In a...

Fox100 25.06.11 4:29pm
'Biblical' storm forecast in New York 0
Christopher Frost 25.06.11 4:20pm
Christopher Frost
‘Changes needed’ say Labour MPs after Mili ordeal 0
Duncan Biscuit 25.06.11 4:19pm
Duncan Biscuit
News that kills - Kews : Genetically altered Leopards roam in Botswana In what appears to be a freak of nature unseen since the advent of Andrew Loyd Webber, Botswana faces a new threat to local tribes, and the very trees that live...

25.06.11 4:15pm
Suspect UK consignment of e-coli to France is found to have cucumber on it 0
Basil_B 25.06.11 4:10pm
Cameron: 'Protect children from left-wing filth'

The Prime Minister announced radical proposals today, which he believes will help protect children from the 'corrupting influence' of left-wing websites. Under the plans, internet service providers...

Christopher Frost 25.06.11 4:02pm
Christopher Frost
Yankey: "Don't compare us to men's football because we're just very bad"

England star Rachel Yankey is urging new fans of the team not to compare the women's style of play with what they are used to in the men's game, especially all of the fluent passing, tackling and...

JohnA 25.06.11 3:32pm
Chaos as Barrymore gatecrashes Sir Eltons party

Elton Johns annual ball descended into chaos when gatecrasher Michael Barrymore turned up wearing just a pair of swimming trunks. Whilst a worried looking Sir Elton entertained guests at the...

Dr Alan Reshey 25.06.11 2:31pm
Dr Alan Reshey
Tim Henman makes it through to fourth round. 1
the coarse whisperer 25.06.11 2:30pm
Glastonbury 2012 Cancelled Due to Lack of Youth

Glastonbury Festival founder Michael Eavis has cancelled the event next year due to a lack of young people. Speaking on Radio 4, Eavis explained “The mosh pit for U2 on Friday night looked like an...

Quaz 25.06.11 1:43pm
Bewildered U2 turn up two days early for their Glastonbury Golden Oldie booking 0
Chip Paper 25.06.11 1:40pm
Chip Paper
Saigoing, Saigoing, Saigon.....

.Afghanistan going, Afghanistan going, Afghanistan gone...

Jesse Bigg 25.06.11 10:49am
Jesse Bigg
Olympic committee under pressure to create more games to meet 2012 ticket demand

An extraordinary meeting was convened today at the Olympic headquarters in Lausanne, Switzerland to decide on the creation of new games for next years event in London. Olympic President Jacques...

Basil_B 25.06.11 10:36am
Tickets go on sale for 2012 dads' races

Millions of disappointed Olympic ticket applicants were given fresh hope today as tickets for the dads' races at the London Olympics went on sale. 'We realise that many people were disappointed not...

ianslat 25.06.11 9:54am
Pioneering interactive Glasto coverage: mud on the sofa and your telly nicked

The BBC is to pioneer new interactive technology in its coverage of this year’s Glastonbury festival. Viewers can press the red button to trigger visits from BBC employees who will throw buckets of...

FraserWords 25.06.11 9:52am
Greek bail-out bill falters over who had starters

High level negotiations over Greece’s bail-out bill broke down last night over which country had starters., Britain claimed it could opt out of payments to the troubled Eurozone country as it only...

FraserWords 25.06.11 9:49am