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Hague granted lifetime membership of Eddie Waring Appreciation Society

More upandunder soooooon. E's a grand lad etc...

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Scroat 15.03.11 6:10pm
Scroat
School of whales krilled in dive-by tutoring

Let's hope that'll put the monster to rest...

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greg various 15.03.11 5:58pm
bonjonelson
Physicists discover the "milliband": wavelengths of light between which policies

become invisible...

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FormerlyAlOPecia 15.03.11 5:58pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
2012 Olympics delayed by 1 month.

Countdown clock stopped so that nobody will notice...

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Tammy Flugh 15.03.11 5:29pm
Tammy Flugh
Police hunt for leet haxors after drive-by w00ting

if you don't understand this, you're too old. Sorry!...

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bonjonelson 15.03.11 5:27pm
bonjonelson
Police hunt George Galloway after drive-by shouting. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 15.03.11 5:25pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
Police hunt James Galway after drive-by fluting. More bassoon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 15.03.11 5:24pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
Teenagers to receive sleep training in schools, 23 hours a day insufficient. 0
DiY 15.03.11 4:56pm
DiY
SWAT team called in to stop fly tipping. 4
Ian Searle 15.03.11 4:41pm
be reasonable
Lady in Hampshire experiences orgasm when buying half price washing line

Including pegs, green, yellow, blue and ping., Husband is so proud and says “she can now hang out her knickers to dry”, Lots more to come...

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OldThingy 15.03.11 4:40pm
DiY
Shower of Bastards

Just as Germans come to terms with their WW2 conduct, newly commissioned findings indicate that, far from being blameless in the appalling conduct, most Germans were "A Shower of Bastards"...

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15.03.11 4:32pm
beau-jolly
London Olympics organisers red faced as only 2012 tickets go on sale 0
simonjmr 15.03.11 4:16pm
simonjmr
Spooner arrested after drive shy booting

the craken wakes, mwahahahah...

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beau-jolly 15.03.11 3:30pm
be reasonable
Sex-on-duty policeman has mixed feelings about being banged up 0
Duncan Biscuit 15.03.11 3:17pm
Duncan Biscuit
Sarkozy demands to know why Paris 2012 tickets have yet to go on sale 0
Duncan Biscuit 15.03.11 3:17pm
Duncan Biscuit
Swaziland's Western Aid 2011, 2012 can now be paid direct to Mercedes Benz

folling a landmark agreement with Oxfam. "Delays should be a thing of the past" said Amber Geddings, Oxfam's Communications Manager...

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15.03.11 2:14pm
Walmart-Asda Rolls Out it's USA-Style Deep South Comfort Range.

Hoping to steal a march over it's High Street Rivals, Walmart-Asda has introduced a sizeable range of 'Deep South Comfort' Readymeals. Although little known in the UK, these sumptuous Southern...

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15.03.11 2:02pm
Russian brides ‘should not be left on worktop’

A south London insurance firm confirmed yesterday it had disciplined a junior actuary after his part-time franchise activities triggered complaints from colleagues. ‘We had no moral issue with Mr...

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NewSuburbanDad 15.03.11 1:58pm
NewSuburbanDad
Cabinet to discuss stable-door policy following bolting of horse 0
beau-jolly 15.03.11 1:50pm
beau-jolly
Western governments consider air strikes against London newsagent

Foreign Secretary William Hague has chaired an emergency meeting of Western governments in London to try to agree a programme of Western air strikes against Sanjeev Patel, 53, a newsagent from west...

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The Paper Ostrich 15.03.11 1:27pm
be reasonable
Cameron sends Clegg and Hague on fact-finding tour of Japan's nuclear plants

David Cameron announced today that he is sending Nick Clegg and William Hague on a fact-finding tour of Japan's nuclear power stations., 'It's vitally important,' he said, 'that we find out the...

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John Wiltshire 15.03.11 1:27pm
beau-jolly
2012 TICKET TOUTS ALREADY SELLING AT UP TO 90% BELOW LIST PRICE 0
15.03.11 1:22pm
Residents of Kenyan slum run sponsored fast to raise awareness about pet obesity

The shocking study by the PDSA that over a third of dogs in the UK are overweight, and half will be overwidght by 2012, has prompted people in Kibera slum to help raise awareness on the dangers of...

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Danny 15.03.11 12:08pm
Ironduke
Government cuts - homeless to be issued with cats, rather than dogs

In a move which will no doubt cheer the hearts of all right-thinking people, David Cameron has announced that from the beginning of April, homeless people will be issued with a cat as a companion,...

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John Wiltshire 15.03.11 12:01pm
John Wiltshire
Michael Sheen to star in biopic "What Charlie, Sheen did next?" 0
simonjmr 15.03.11 11:39am
simonjmr
Night time blackout on Midsomer streets. DCI Barnaby sent to make an arrest. 0
charlies_hat 15.03.11 10:54am
charlies_hat
Rod Stewart to play a series of controversial naked charity concerts...

The aim is to raise funds for the Japanese families displaced due to the radiation leaks from the Fukushima Daiichi plant. The series of live shows will be called "The Exposed Rod"...

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AJT 15.03.11 10:43am
AJT
Cheltenham Festival gate-crashed by confused hippies

with odds at 33 to 1...

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greg various 15.03.11 10:29am
greg various
Ray Davies asked to consider renaming 2011 Meltdown festival. 0
simonjmr 15.03.11 10:20am
simonjmr
Government to introduce Unnecessary Signs Ahead road sign - 2

The government has announced that a new road sign will shortly be appearing on Britain's roads, warning motorists of unnecessary signs ahead., The Transport minister, Keith Brown, said at a press...

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John Wiltshire 15.03.11 9:45am
be reasonable