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Slutwalk gets makeover after Trinny & Susannah ambush

"Showing off your tits and legs at the same time in any part of town is a definite no-no," declared the senior fashion police. "They were all asking for it," agreed style judge Gok Wan, "especially...

DrTurmoil 10.06.11 8:31am
Satanists back Archbishop and condemn cut in number of virgins

Satanists have roundly condemned the Coalition government as “far too nice” after Chancellor George Osborne announced a 30% cut in virgin numbers., Dr Philip Potterfield, Lord High Arch Mandrake...

FraserWords 10.06.11 8:28am
Save the Children says more money for immunisation ‘would be a shot in the arm’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 10.06.11 8:15am
Duncan Biscuit
The Wombles to help clear up the festival site after their Glastonbury set 0
Duncan Biscuit 10.06.11 8:14am
Duncan Biscuit
Prince Philip to enjoy winding-down after a life of winding-up 0
Duncan Biscuit 10.06.11 8:14am
Duncan Biscuit
Hair surgeon advises Rooney "No Keepie Uppie" 0
Dick Everyman 10.06.11 8:11am
Dick Everyman
Paul McCartney reveals late wife's flatulence in new book 'Wind Behind My Wings'

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dicky37 10.06.11 7:48am
Prince Charles' "bucket list" goes viral - only one item on it 6
Willy Eckerslike 10.06.11 7:28am
Willy Eckerslike
Grumpy Greek bloke celebrates 90th birthday. 0
DiY 10.06.11 6:13am
Blair to Milliband: 'Follow my lead, Labour is finished'. 0
be reasonable 10.06.11 5:26am
be reasonable
'Pippa's bum would win under AV' claims Clegg

The Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg, claimed today that under the Alternative Vote system, Pippa Middleton would have won Rear Of The Year instead of Carol Vorderman. 'To be frank,' he said to an...

John Wiltshire 10.06.11 5:15am
be reasonable
Anarcho Syndicalist says "I'd never join a club that would have me as a member"

Harpo Marx sets out a dialectic on a car horn in response...

Quaz 10.06.11 12:39am
Government to take action against sexualisation of Rowan Williams

The Government has announced a series of measures designed to prevent the sexualisation of Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury, after his outspoken attack on the Coalition agenda....

The Paper Ostrich 10.06.11 12:14am
Madeline McCann speaking on behalf of child brides says on the upside we get a

pension for many years or a load of goats...

doggone 09.06.11 11:18pm
British rail fares far too simple, complain readers of Stress Puzzle Magazine 4
ronseal 09.06.11 11:00pm
Premiership players spending a record proportion of wages on drink & prostitutes 3
Duncan Biscuit 09.06.11 10:55pm
Tristan Shout
'Curse of the Wombles' strikes again as city of Wellington hit by earthquakes

The so-called "Curse of the Wombles" seems to have struck again, after earthquakes measuring up to magnitude seven rocked the New Zealand city of Wellington, causing widespread damage. This is only...

rickwestwell 09.06.11 10:48pm
Tristan Shout
Bucket list bucket list: 101 bucket lists to skim through before you die 0
Tristan Shout 09.06.11 10:44pm
Tristan Shout
Scientists capture anti-matter using Brian Cox's soothing voice

Scientists studying anti-matter in CERN have revealed how they have captured the illusive subtance - using the lullaby-voiced Brian Cox. The team of experts, who had a string of hits in the early...

09.06.11 10:24pm
Tony Blair and Gordon Brown helped advanced medical science

by becoming being the first successful arse transplant duo.In the end although the arse was rejected Tony thought it was a success because it got Gordon to shut the fuck up...

doggone 09.06.11 10:09pm
Primate of All England "a complete monkey" says Number 10 1
mongeese 09.06.11 8:59pm
Soylent Green the next big Biofuel, hope hedge funds

So says US led think tank The Heston Institute in a report published today. The Heston Institute, beleives that powerful hedge funds and multinationals who recently aqquired vast land holdings in...

Erlang 09.06.11 8:21pm
Sparrow rules out Cock Robin inquest

Attorney general Dominic Sparrow has rejected calls for in inquest into the death of former scientist Dr Cock Robin. Mr Sparrow insisted that the evidence that Dr Robin killed himself was...

rickwestwell 09.06.11 8:05pm
Banana republics upgraded to Organic 0
Dumbnews 09.06.11 7:32pm
Sarah Palin replaces Bristol with Lady Gaga

Sarah Palin announced today that she is disowning her daughter Bristol and replacing her with Lady Gaga. The move is seen as an indication that Palin is about to seriously pursue the Republican...

mbalton 09.06.11 4:35pm
Chuggers to get proper dance lessons

Charity street collectors, affectionately known as Chuggers are to be given professional dancing instruction following a barrage of complaints from disgruntled shoppers. Professional choreographers...

Dick Everyman 09.06.11 3:53pm
Exam mistakes - Liverpool schools multiple choice question options - A,A,A,A,A

Only 75% get it right...

brownpaperreporter 09.06.11 3:36pm
greg various
McDonalds inspires festival to ban Morrissey 0
simonjmr 09.06.11 3:32pm
"Storm in a D cup" as Doncaster rovers sacks lingerie wearing mascot 0
simonjmr 09.06.11 3:16pm
President of web porn publishers tells members to create engorging content 0
ronseal 09.06.11 3:05pm