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Scottish are UK's Biggest Drinkers Reveals Shocking NHS Survey 1
Sharpehunter 4 years

Scenes of shock, horror and complete disbelief were expressed by health officials across the land today as a just released NHS Survey revealed that the Scottish are the UK's biggest drinkers. Rab C...

Controversy as Marathon adopts Tour de France rules... 0
riesler 4 years

first 150 across the line were all given the same time...

Cillit Bang and Finish, perfect partners for Durex 2
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
The Real Taleban condemn divisive Taleban policies 0
simonjmr 4 years
Taleban planted "iced tea" bomb at Stormont claim Real IRA 0
simonjmr 4 years
Village idiot has moment of nostalgia for Bush era 'When idiots ruled the world' 0
la maga 4 years
Miss Selfridge mis-sells fridge 0
Pabst Blue Ribbon 4 years
The Mocker Die bomber Abdelbaset al-Megrahi or the greatest salesman 10
arrghgarry 4 years

Libya has ever produced was today lauded by Mohamyar Gadaffi .He heaped praise upon the former cancer victim, this guy went to great lengths to meet his targets ,kill the competition and even spend...

Anti-HIV vaginal gel 'just superglue', scientists admit 6
jp1885 4 years
Pirates in 3D movie protest 0
Bury Bob 4 years

Scurrilous eyepatch wearing pirates have motioned a protest against the plethora of 3D movies in our cinemas this summer. Johnny Depp, famous for his role as Jack Sparrow from the 'Pirates of the...

Fight elephants with disapproving looks, U.N. tells farmers 0
simonjmr 4 years
Outrage in Yorkshire at NHS Survey - Its a Fix! 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

The streets of Barnsley and Rotherham were in uproar this morning as people marched in protest. The resultant burning of off licences and takeaways was initiated by the shocking award of 1st Place to...

HIV figures show slow and infrequent does not constitute safe sex. 0
Erlang 4 years

Quarterly sex, plus on birthdays and Christmas does not make over 50's safe from HIV says report...

Nick Griffin in albino immigrant recruitment drive. 0
Bury Bob 4 years

In the wake of the Nigerian parents shock at producing a white baby, racist BNP leader Griffin has decided that black people are alright, as long as they are white. His 'Milky Bar Kid' initiative is...

Jennifer Aniston contact rider demands stalker. 0
Erlang 4 years

The granting of a rider for an undisclosed stalker, is seen as boost to the former stars' public profile. Ending a 5 year stalker drought for Aniston, her publicist was adamant this would put her...

Cillit to add Bang to Durex. More takeover news soon. 2
Ostsee 4 years
Troops needed back home to protect Prince William insist MOD 1
edward hack 4 years

Sources within the MOD have confirmed that troops being pulled out of Iraq in 2011 are needed back in North Wales as further protection for Prince William., It is understood the Prince has decided...

Envelope teething trouble mars launch of 0
simonjmr 4 years
Ponce to be Grilled by Dunce 2
afternoonslow 4 years

Palace of Westminster who who procures Mps will be held to account by Dictaror's Bum-Boy Clegg & Straw.the vacuum at the heart of Westminster...

World's Most Apt Book Title Award goes to: 1
Nick McCarr 4 years

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Getting a Tattoo.", (yes I saw it in the shop today)...

Lawyers seek royalties from ticket machines prone to jargon and overcharging 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
White, blonde, blue-eyed baby born to black woman ‘probably not mine’ says Boris 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Birmingham Council 'failing children' by not beating Brummie out of them 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Tesco set up GUM clinics in attempt to straddle customers' needs. 3
SingingHinny 4 years

First it was mobile phones and then pet insurance, now Tesco has beaten its rivals to yet another landmark by launching its own sexual health service. The so-called ‘Testco’ clinics are to be...

Court told of Tasered sex life 0
hero2zero 4 years

Mr Nobbs, recently Tasered by the 50,000 Volt device in his genitals told the court, today of how his sex life has been blighted. How his wife of seventeen years had left him, unable to face his...

Malaria may end Cheryl's singing career - Jedward booked to tour Tanzania. 0
wallster 4 years
T’Pau fans celebrate as ‘China in Your Hand’ released yet again. 0
Stan 4 years

T’Pau fans everywhere rejoiced at the news of the umpteenth release of the band’s mega globe topper ‘China in Your Hand’. The band, celebrating their 23rd consecutive year on the Morrison...

Home office workers award selves bonus lie-in 'quite often to be honest' 0
QorbeQ 4 years

'This working from home thing is bloody fab'. More soon...

'Scottish doctors are useless' says Megrahi 'I'm actually a woman' 1
Griffin 4 years

More balls up soon...

Charity Camouflage used to fund “Jolly of a Lifetime” 4
Golgo13 4 years

Spurred by Prime Minister David Cameron’s “Big Society” policy drive, 22-year-old history graduate Oliver Underwood has decided to take on a grueling 3-month jolly to raise money and awareness...