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US Navy to start 'Mile Deep' club. Double bags required. More soon. 1
Ostsee 4 years
Brown: I didn't say bigoted. I said beer gutted 1
ronseal 4 years
Rochdale woman admits she doesn't really know what bigot means. 1
andhrimnir 4 years
PR teams working overtime on 'rhyming words' lists for future microphone gaffes. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Green Party supports bigger tree 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Opinionated inflexible bigot calls bigot bigot 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Farmer finds needle in haystack. More soon. 6
dominic_mcg 4 years
Latest - Greece officially bankrupt. More soon. 1
Ostsee 4 years

'Serves them right' says Foreign Office spokesman, 'they are just load of slitty-eyed, smelly, greasy wop dagos. As for the French.'...

Asthmatics helpline suspended due to receiving several "Heavy breathing" calls 0
simonjmr 4 years
Alistair Campbell hires Dick van Dyke to play happy cockney Labour voter 0
ronseal 4 years

'Gor bloimay, Mustar Brayern, yer a gent and no mistake. You're the best mairn da leeda country art of recession, ' said Micky Smithy, from Hackney, the latest simulated model proletarian, who was...

Gordon Brown to unveil statue of Harold Shipman in effort to win Rochdale voters 5
edward hack 4 years

Gordon Brown to unveil statue of Harold Shipman in effort to win Rochdale voters back 'Just as soon as he's finished pissing on those drowning puppies in the Gracie Fields Memorial fountain'...

Fury as Brown calls a bigoted woman 'a bigoted woman' 0
Oxbridge 4 years
National relief as research shows the only unhealthy ingredient in curry is salt 1
QorbeQ 4 years
Acropolis to remain unfinished as Greeks finally tackle debt problem 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
GORDON BROWN - “I’M SORRY I DID A POO TODAY” 5
Peter749400 4 years

http://hesspartacus.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/gordon-brown-404_667800c.jpg The Prime Minister issued a dramatic apology tonight after a Sky news crew filmed him through a frosted window engaged in...

Brown forgets to pull chain after taking dump in pensioners privvy 0
edward hack 4 years

'That's one floating vote you can shove right back up your arse' said angry pensioner...

Eastern Europeans demand public apology from 'bigoted woman' 0
Ludicity 4 years
Helpline for victims of stalking keeps receiving silent calls 0
Ludicity 4 years
'To tell the truth, my feet *are* quite large,' says 'bigtoed' Rochdale woman. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
David Cameron woos Rochdale woman with plans for 'Bigoted Society' 0
Ludicity 4 years
Gordon Brown to refuse microphone at tonight’s TV debate 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
School governors tell Labour election must be held 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Brown microphone leak worse than expected 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Breakfast cereals 'technically correct' after frosted asteroid discovered. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Jersey to pull over Bergerac 3
MightyBlair 4 years

The island of Jersey has complained to the Home Office after new figures confirmed that the crime rate has been increasing exponentially over the last 19 years. As well as countless unexplained...

Leadership debate latest: "I met a charming old lady in Rochdale yesterday...." 0
Stan Laurel 4 years
Top doctor warns, "Mandelson rapidly approaching 78RPM" 1
AdrianJ 4 years

The government's Chief Medical Officer, Professor Sir Liam Donaldson, has today warned Peter Mandelson that, if he doesn't reduce his rate of spin immediately, then he runs the very real risk of...

Cameron recorded singing Eton boat song in the bath 1
red 4 years

But which version of the song, Red? (Thanks to Mr Sauce's mother I know a couple of rugby [player] versions.), Have some points...

German emergency loan package to be parachuted into Crete 0
jp1885 4 years
GB about to join PIGS wallowing around in their own grubby doo-doo 0
edward hack 4 years

That would be Portugal, Ireland, Greece and Spain, You have a choice over GBbut probably both...