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Police post sketch of suspects wanted after toy tiger helicopter search incident

Ian Searle 22.05.11 5:49pm
Twitter takes out super-injunction to protect contributors 0
Sinnick 22.05.11 4:11pm
New downturn warning as hat prices reach only £80000 1
roybland 22.05.11 3:40pm
New British film about fighting for freedom: Saving Ryan's Privates 5
ronseal 22.05.11 2:51pm
McDonald's: Happy Meals for children of all ages

McDonald’s stockholders have voted down a recommendation that the company stop marketing its products to children to counter the growing obesity epidemic among the world's youth. The plan called...

mbalton 22.05.11 2:43pm
Premiership soccerist buys Welsh model several one-horse, sprung carriages...

but not Tilburys, Stanhopes or Whiskeys...

be reasonable 22.05.11 1:48pm
be reasonable
Ryan Giggs shows model his testimonials...

at least, I think that's what they're called...

be reasonable 22.05.11 1:41pm
be reasonable
Famous Welsh model begins UK singing tour; starting with gigs in Manchester 1
thackaray 22.05.11 1:17pm
Ryan Giggs gutted the world didn't end yesterday. 0
MADJEZ 22.05.11 1:09pm
‘Amazon’ warehouse staff have no concept of time.

Anthropologists have discovered a tribe in a large warehouse close to Swansea who appear to have no concept of time and have been cut off from civilisation for many years. When social scientists...

Milo Shame 22.05.11 12:39pm
Milo Shame
BBC sued following coverage of anonymous footballer

Lawyers acting for the footballer seeking anonymity have started legal action against the BBC following their coverage of last Saturday’s football. A representative of the legal firm acting on...

Deimos 22.05.11 12:29pm
Judges block Home Secretary from deporting Nick Clegg

Sighs of disappointment have rung through Conservative headquarters as judges ruled that Nick Clegg couldn't be deported, not in a wooden crate with a nailed down lid or even in a plane toilet...

22.05.11 11:04am
Filming starts on Pirates of the Caribbean #241

Hollywood is said to be buzzing as Disney announces top secret filming of Pirates of the Caribbean, in a nursing home., Director Jerry Bruckheimer has confided "There will be some sea involved, but...

22.05.11 11:00am
Pink drags Jordan by her hair for animal cruelty

Following a film shoot where Jordan put hair extensions on a horse, Pink is purported to have jetted over to the location, socked Jordan in the jaw, glued her hair extensions to the horse's mane and...

22.05.11 10:53am
'Elf N Safety prevents Rapture from taking place

Due to lack of scaffolding being erected in time to assist believers in being propelled to Heaven and not enough mattresses on the ground for when God realises he's accidentally included Tony Blair...

22.05.11 10:46am
Harold Camping rushed to hospital with a rupture.

"I was nearly right", he told reporters. "The words are very similar."...

Tammy Flugh 22.05.11 8:19am
Tammy Flugh
Newsreaders relieved at eruption of Iceland's Grimsvotn volcano

(something about Eyjafjallajokull)...

gaijintendo 22.05.11 8:14am
Vicky Pryce 'has photos of Chris Huhne throwing cat into wheelie bin'... 0
deskpilot3 21.05.11 9:48pm
Superinjunction prevents reporting of those claimed by the rapture

But Ryan Giggs not one of them More soon...

simonjmr 21.05.11 9:47pm
Cable warns of end of the world

no more soon...

roybland 21.05.11 9:39pm
Rapture ruptured as Jesus fails to turn up

American Christian radio broadcaster Harold Camping and his band of merry madmen are said to be furious with Jesus Christ for once again failing to show for a gig. The 89-year old doomsday prophet,...

paul_prude 21.05.11 7:17pm
Christian scientists claim dinosaurs were killed off by a velocirapture 3
bonjonelson 21.05.11 6:35pm
“Snob Walk” a Massive Success Highlighting the Plight of the Idle Rich

Following the successes of the “Slut Walk” then the achievements of the “Slob Walk”...

Deimos 21.05.11 3:05pm
Footballer to sue ‘water-cooler’ company

Lawyers for a premiership footballer have been instructed to sue the owners of ‘Aqua-Chill’, a leading office water supplier for the Luton area, as the placement of water-coolers encourages...

Milo Shame 21.05.11 3:02pm
Unite Union threatens Lib Dem voters with legal action over negligence...

Thousands of alleged Liberal Democrat voters awoke this morning to demands for hundreds of pounds in immediate payment or threats of subsequent court action over alleged negligence and complicity in...

Jammydodgers 21.05.11 2:35pm
Charismatic Leader ridiculed after predicted AV landslide fails to happen

And followers aren't lifted to heaven, er, government...

Ian Searle 21.05.11 1:34pm
Ian Searle
Amazon tribe with no sense of time 'frequently referee at Old Trafford' 0
rickwestwell 21.05.11 11:40am
Ryan Giggs defends scoring record this season

Stung by criticism from the media that his performances this season have been 'anonymous' and 'lacking commitment', Manchester United's free-scoring star Ryan Giggs has launched a fierce...

rickwestwell 21.05.11 11:34am
Ahmadinejad: Europe stealing Iran's rain...

to make lemon drizzle cakes. I found it impossible to think of anything funnier than the original Telegraph headline. How someone that insane could hold power anywhere is deeply disturbing...

be reasonable 21.05.11 11:26am
be reasonable
Lord Voldemort sues Twitter

More soon. [Please tell me this hasn't been done. I daren't write it up into an FP because it seems too obvious]...

rickwestwell 21.05.11 11:17am