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Blondie looking forward to royalties for news montages. More soon. 0
MC One R 21.05.11 10:14am
MC One R
Rooney hooker"i was just so ashamed"

A high court judge today removed a gagging order preventing the press from publishing details of which prostitute had slept with Wayne Rooney.Mr.Justice Holbert said"It was in the public interest.",...

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pumpernickle 21.05.11 10:11am
pumpernickle
IMF boss claims $1 million bail as incidental expenses.

More soon. PS It's good to see the former head of the IMF can lay his hands on $1million at short notice...

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MADJEZ 21.05.11 9:31am
antharrison
Cameron guarantees end of world

2012 budget...

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antharrison 21.05.11 9:22am
antharrison
Ryan Giggs scores with a back pass 0
antharrison 21.05.11 9:21am
antharrison
Ryan Giggs unlikely to be raptured 0
bonjonelson 21.05.11 9:15am
bonjonelson
Government's £142,000 'digital tsar' over-budget and 2 years late

The government's new 'digital tsar' is over-budget and nearly 25 months behind schedule, it was revealed today. Originally planned as a cost-efficient cross between Robocop and The Borg, the final...

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21.05.11 9:04am
Combination antiperspirant/deodorant voted 'greatest scientific breakthrough'

A survey of leading scientists, journalists and opinion-makers has found that of the great scientific advances of the last hundred years, none has been as valuable to humanity as the groundbreaking...

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rickwestwell 21.05.11 8:46am
antharrison
Courts introduce 'Pooper-Injunction' for the incontinent. 0
MADJEZ 21.05.11 8:04am
MADJEZ
Explosion in Glasgow pie factory, 3.1415927 dead

more in 60 seconds...

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virtuallywill 21.05.11 8:03am
be reasonable
Ken Clarke admits "wasn't sure if No really meant No" on AV. 1
Deacon 21.05.11 6:38am
arthurminnit
Doherty denies involvement with lance armstrong during the 1999 tour de france

more soon (if its not too obscure a reference)...

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MrG123 20.05.11 11:17pm
rikkor
Obama reminds Netanyahu he can always have him killed. More soon. 0
red 20.05.11 10:40pm
red
REM expect bumper royalty income from radio play tomorrow.

And I feel fine...

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bonjonelson 20.05.11 10:36pm
charlies_hat
Reminder: Rapture is tomorrow, so put the cat out and cancel the milk. 1
Ostsee 20.05.11 8:16pm
JonnyJP
Celebrity pulls wool over our eyes and develops injunctionitis. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 20.05.11 7:51pm
dominic_mcg
Ultra-injunction collapses into privacy singularity, sucks in Assange 1
pere floza 20.05.11 5:20pm
Ostsee
Premiership footballer embarassed he has no superinjunction.

A premiership footballer, who does not wish to be named but is in fact Mark Swindlehurst of Blackburn Rovers, has admitted to being totally embarassed at not having a superinjunction., 'All the...

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John Wiltshire 20.05.11 3:34pm
OllieP
Obama relieved as Harold Camping pledges to clear congestion charge

no more soon...

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button 20.05.11 3:32pm
button
Netanyahu suggests Obama should attempt to re-instate 1967 Vietnam borders first 1
charlies_hat 20.05.11 3:20pm
button
Financial Serivces Authority mooted to 'something' at some stage

Insiders say Britain's financial regulator is planning to 'do something', possibly as early as next year. Details of the action are unclear, but the Financial Services Authority, which is employed...

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ronseal 20.05.11 3:17pm
OllieP
Lydon"rotten Rantzen"

John Lydon has lashed out at Esther Rantzen for selling out."She used to have serious journalistic credit in the past.Who can forget consumer show Thats Life with its weekly round up of strangely...

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pumpernickle 20.05.11 3:17pm
pumpernickle
Paralysed man can stand again thanks to i-spine iphone app

'The app stimulates his spine with electrical pulses, sent via the headphone jack, which allow him to stand up', explained the app's creator, i-m Geoff Coleman, 'when the app is coupled with Spotify...

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Screenie 20.05.11 2:20pm
Screenie
QVC to start selling real jewellery

QVC has announced that they are to phase out their current line of diamonique and african rubellite tat and start selling real jewellery...

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pumpernickle 20.05.11 2:15pm
bonjonelson
Cut-price super-saver injunctions flood the market for poorer celebrities

After a recent spate of super-injunctions being served on the media by wealthy celebrities keen to conceal their indiscretions, their C-list cousins have found themsleves priced out of the market....

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OllieP 20.05.11 1:55pm
wulfin8
Fundamentalist Christianity ended by Rapture

The Rapture, the bodily ascension of all truly God-fearing Christians into heaven before the final battle of Armageddon, was credited today with ridding the world of Christian extremism. The...

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Andrew 20.05.11 1:51pm
Sinnick
Queen reunited with Princess Anne’s real father at Irish horse-breeding farm 1
Qoxiivi 20.05.11 1:48pm
wulfin8
Final of The Apprentice to return to traditional wind ups

In a departure from the normal format popular BBC TV show The Apprentice is set to test contestants who reach this year’s final in a very different way. Instead of the usual competition to see who...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 20.05.11 1:45pm
wulfin8
Moves towards deunification cause fear for mass stranding of wales 0
Screenie 20.05.11 1:25pm
Screenie
Harold Camping: 'There is no Plan B.' Plan B: "Err, here I am. 27 on iTunes'. 0
Mr Payne 20.05.11 1:21pm
Mr Payne