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Ban Ki Moon grumbles about crap locations for disasters.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon grumbled to gathered press yesterday "Bah, Kofi spent most of his time in much nicer places, such as Bali and South Africa, what do I get eh? A visit to Paki 'bloody'...

Prince celebrates VJ day 0
simonjmr 4 years

Prince (52) yesterday celebrated VJ Day with an impromtu concert featuring 1999, Purple Rain, Sexy MF and U got the look. Several ex-servicemen complained that the purple popstar was totally...

Latest survey shows that forty percent of those surveyed lie 3
hero2zero 4 years

One person surveyed told researchers, "They don't pay me for my opinion and why should I give it, truthfully for free?"...

Confused Hermaphrodites and Gender Swaps bring London to a standstill.. 1
Sharpehunter 4 years

Lady Ga Ga and other famous hermaphrodites and gender swap personalities have brought London to a standstill today as confusion over ending of mixed sex wards causes panic. "What the f*ck am I...

Health and Safety claims another victim as plug pulled on Home Liposuction kit 14
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

An inventor who dreamed of giving the public affordable DIY home liposuction kits has had his dream crushed by red tape. And once again, blame lies with Britain's officious health and safety nazis....

Pakistani President Asif Icare Zardari anounces with KINKO`s in 200 miilion 0
arrghgarry 4 years

leaflet drop printed in 20 languages to keep their chins up, and have a positive attitude like me and KINKO`s for all your photocopy needs...

Al Megrahi`s, the Lockerbie Bombers autobiography bombs. 0
arrghgarry 4 years
PremLeague Elite threaten to oust Hodgson for 'understanding referees decision.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

Sir Alex Ferguson has been joined by a whole host of fellow elite Premier League Managers in his outrage and feeling of betrayal by Roy Hodgson, Liverpool FC's Manager. Sir Alex told assembled media...

Mixed-sex sex 'to be scrapped' 0
jp1885 4 years
Clegg takes reins as PM holidays 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Mixed sex wards to be scrapped 0
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Grown-ups to have birthdays read out on CBeebies under new discrimination laws 0
jp1885 4 years

New legislation designed to combat age discrimination in the media has had an unforeseen side-effect, with thousands of adults inundating the production offices of children's television channels with...

Daily Mail warns A level results week will make Newsbiscuit contributions easier 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Russian peat fires rage; Midwest wheat futures through the roof, biofuel train 0
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

whistlestop at Nottingham, with the Prince of Wales' Environmental Tour which is intended to increase awareness of Global Warming.,...

Rural librarians warn of newspaper rustlers 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Shock as woman has cash ready when given final bill at Sainsbury's checkout. 1
Nick McCarr 4 years
Lib Dems announce the scrapping of mixed-party governments at next election 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Commentator drops off while interviewing Murray after exciting win 0
ramblesnake 4 years

more monotone soon...

Farmers say hay thefts 'last straw' 0
roybland 4 years
Disabled man hits out at critics 0
hero2zero 4 years

A disabled man who received a tax-funded trip to Amsterdam, sex included, hit out at critics saying, “If it’s good enough for national and local politicians it’s good enough for all of us...

Irish police have still not found the youths that jumped out of a car 2
arrghgarry 4 years

and attacked James Galway with his own instrument as he was doing an impromptu show in the High street., The police described the attack as a drive by fluting...

JK Rowling says "no magic" in Heston Blumenthal's recreation of Hogwarts menu 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Twit to follow Newsbiscuit on Facebook 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Cameron carries blade, known as 'Slasher' Dave to friends 0
la maga 4 years

It has emerged today that David Cameron is know to friends and close colleagues as 'Slasher' Dave. The nickname is said to have been given to him many years ago but has not until now been known to...

Next monarch will be German confirms Palace 1
exigo 4 years
Lockerbie families raise new questions about Al Meggers the Lockerbie bomber 0
arrghgarry 4 years

whats his favourite food ,does he have a mobility scooter what was sex like with his favourite camel like after all these years and if Mossad didnt do it who did ?...

Al meggers would have been lucky to survive 3 months in the NHS system .I forgot 0
arrghgarry 4 years

he was going get proper treatment said Scottish Justice Secretary Kenny MacAskill who was responsible for his early release due to cancerous behaviour...

Japanese excuses for maltreatment of POWs still being found in jungles of Borneo 0
ramblesnake 4 years
Lourdes evacuation due to Tony Blair's PR officer 0
4 years

Embarrassed officials tried to conceal that the closure and evacuation of Lourdes on one of its busiest days of the year, was the fault of Tony Blair's book launch planner. After getting drunk, he...

Latest kebab van converts to Ambulance to enable donner transplant.. 0
ironbridgeboy 4 years

No more soon...