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Oil leak costing BP millions of dollars a day plus Nectar points 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Frankie Boyle vows no more Mr Nice Guy 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
G ropper Im senile 0
g ropper 4 years

Yes well the sooner Winston gets in the better,bloody Brown calling Hitler a bigot,he only asked a question for gods sake,thats the way wars get started,I just hope Mrs Hitler rose above it,and...

Couple split after misunderstanding over ‘5-tissue movie’ 9
Des Custard 4 years

Aaron Amis, 23, will be sleeping on a friend’s floor tonight after a misunderstanding over a movie rental saw him evicted from their flat by girlfriend Cassie. Aaron said they both came home early...

Dumb belle used in attempted murder of TV. Katie Price pleads not guilty. 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Hit TV repeatedly with a dull instrument, many viewers try to cave their own head in, etc...

Palin e-mail hack Student’s correct grammar and ability to spell led to arrest 0
AdrianJ 4 years
Rohypnol lido incident - bored lifeguard 'just wanted to liven the day up a bit' 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Newspaper 'agony aunt' finally arrested, S&M equipment confiscated. 2
QorbeQ 4 years
Ventnor man confuses climbing wall with north face of Eiger 0
fernandomando 4 years

Donald Staunton, 48, from Ventnor on the Isle of Wight, was rescued by climbing wall staff after 24 hours of repeated attempts to ascend the ‘North Face of the Eiger’ revealed that he had...

Mick Jones to host "Clash in the Attic" 3
virtuallywill 4 years

Not Lost in a Supermarket...

Brown expected to emerge in Australia, some time next Thursday. 1
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Tories blame poverty on unemployed 1
sauce 4 years
Fat Americans to be used as 'bouncing bombs' 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Disappointment of would-be mountaineer 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

Luke Davies, 19, is having to reconsider his ambition to climb the World's ten highest peaks. Inspired by his ex-girlfriend's comment that he should be a mountaineer because he always goes "way over...

Glaswegian pilot has tough "fight or flight" choice to make 7
simonjmr 4 years
Brown blames poor posture on economic slump. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
Well prepared hunter caught off guard as Kangeroo does Kung Fu. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
Head Teachers protest as league tables to consider goal difference. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
Teacher attack video, pupils thought they were watching Grand Theft Auto. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Most wondered why he didn't use the mini-gun rather than the dumb-bell. Pupils have criticized the teacher for not using more energy packs and kung foo...

Ricky Gervais's scheduled death by overkill on target for summer, say C4 baddies 1
ronseal 4 years

Evil baddies hell bent on destroying any of Britain's best new comedians are reportedly 'bang on target' with their assassination of Ricky Gervais. The Reading comic is reportedly on course for a...

Slick more dangerous than previously thought 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Brown defends rant at bigtoed woman 3
virtuallywill 4 years

Sandals on the hustings...

'Countdown' presenter 'killed by Nick Robinson' 0
MightyBlair 4 years

The Channel Four programme 'Countdown' is mourning the death of a second long-term presenter after 'Dictionary Corner' mainstay Susie Dent exploded during filming. Producers of the popular afternoon...

Women Awarded 6 Figure Payout After Being Misdiagnosed with Autumn Complexion 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Man's lager spill sparks new drilling ban from girlfriend 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Soldiers killed "unlawfully" - Anti-war protestors attempt to make Taliban legal 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Four horsemen 'not that bad', apocalypse 'less of a concern' 2
QorbeQ 4 years

The so-called 'Four Horsemen' have attended a public 'getting-to-know-you' surgery near their Apocalypse Party headquarters in Clapham, just outside Bedford, today. Pestilence, War, Famine and Death...

Tight fitting underwear 'definitely not' cause of erectile, conception problems 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Research shows the exact opposite, with a pronounced 'can't-keep-my-grubby-little-mitts-off' effect present in all but two cases studied. 'Them two birds were proper mingers though, eh Dave?' said...

New Facebook app tells you how odd you are relative to your friends 1
Dumbnews 4 years
O'Farrell doesn't give an UBUK. 1
andhrimnir 4 years

United Biscuits UK have demanded an apology from John O'Farrell following a comment he made on BBC Radio Scotland suggesting articles on his e-zine were "as consequential as a biscuit". O'Farrell...