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Latest Predictions For More Potatoes, After Seven Potatoes Counted 2
thisisall1word 4 years
Ventnor twinned with Swindon 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Torys announce 16 year olds to be sent to Eton to stop them being working-class. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

More soon you oik...

Calls for referendum to adopt "We Hate Man U" as national anthem. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Except in Surrey of course...

Clashes continue in Kyrgyzstan over scrabble score for name of country 2
virtuallywill 4 years

President Kurmanbek Bakiyev declares a state of emergency on triple points squares...

Page 3 girl in skin cancer scare told to stop exposing herself to The Sun 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Study confirms that the sociopaths' signature phrase is 'I'm sure you'll agree&# 0
ronseal 4 years

People who use the phrase "I'm sure you'll agree" are almost certainly sociopaths, and it is perfectly right to instinctively distrust them - according to a new scientific study. Study leader Brian...

Launch of Samantha Cameron swimwear range ‘not politically motivated’ 0
Darkbill 2.0 4 years

The Conservative party has denied that the launch of a new range of revealing swimwear and lingerie by party leader David Cameron’s wife Samantha has been timed to coincide with the election....

Recycling up "significantly" as election leafletting begins in earnest. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
UK Plc turned down by private equity investor 1
tweety 4 years

The troubled service provider UK Plc has failed to get equity financing by turnaround venture capital group IMF Ventures after a turbulent couple of trading years has left them distressed and seeking...

The Wind in the Willows Election 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

Due to a typing error, the latest Mori poll predicts a significant vote for Otter...

'Dead' Dynasty stars relieved to wake from dream. 2
MightyBlair 4 years

A Knight's Tale Two still shelved...

Envelope found in street with Tory tax plan scribbled on the back 0
roybland 4 years

A man has found an envelope in Clapham High Street with Tory tax plans scribbled on the back of it. 'It's definitely in George Osborne's handwriting,' the man said...

BA merger with Liberia will lead to cost savings. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

The national carriers hopes the link up with the war-torn African nation will give them access to a huge pool of cheap labour. They have already announced changes to their security staff.,...

Joan Collins bricking it after death of another Dynasty actor 1
simonjmr 4 years

Bookies offering the following odds to complete the Tricast Joan Collins Evens, Linda Evans 3-1, Diahann Carroll 5-4, Heather Locklear 8-1, John James ...

Mother's group need "urgent" talks with Qatari diplomat 0
QorbeQ 4 years

US motherhood group "Travelling Moms" is reportedly very eager to speak to a detained Qatari diplomat today after he allegedly attempted to smoke in the toilet of a flight from Washington to Denver....

World leaders arrive in Wales for Plaid Cymru manifesto launch 1
antharrison 4 years

There was an air of excitement today as Barack Obama, Dmitry Medvedev and Hu Jintao flew into Wales for the launch of Plaid Cymru’s election manifesto on the island of Anglesey. Plaid Cymru’s...

Commons won't ban "legal low" of politicians debating on TV 1
virtuallywill 4 years

Face for radio, voice for piano wire...

Science fiction writers hold crisis talks after Deus ex Machina breaks down 0
jp1885 4 years

Science fiction writers from across the globe are meeting in Los Angeles today to discuss the implications to their craft, after the 'god in the machine' developed a fault last weekend. 'It started...

Cameron, Clegg, Farage, Griffin and Brown to star is Strictly Poll Dancing 2010 0
simonjmr 4 years
Chris Grayling to appear on new Channel 4 show: Embarrassing Tories 0
Ludicity 4 years
'Cameron stole our policies' allege Monster Raving Loony Party 0
Scroat 4 years
David Cameron calls for National Fagging Service 0
Ludicity 4 years
Obama and Medvedev behind bars after 'Presidents' piss-up Prague 2010' goes awry 0
jp1885 4 years
Five-a-day "nowhere near enough" says masturbation addict. More soon. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
BBC "clearly overfunded" says Nick Clegg 0
QorbeQ 4 years

The BBC has been forced to defend itself this morning against a backdrop of "excessive" and "unnecessarily intrusive" election coverage following accusations of a "spendthrift" attitude. "The BBC...

Gordon Brown makes major gaff: "I'll be standing for the next five years" 0
Stan Laurel 4 years
DIY orthopaedic surgeon 'making a rod for his own back' say critics 0
jp1885 4 years
The Ideal Black Man Comes Along- Still Not Good Enough For Americans 0
rfreed 4 years

For decades white men have been awaiting the evolving of the black man. Usually stereotyped into such roles as the step-and-fetch-it submissive post-civil war Negro, or the violent, drug dealing...

Google Targetted Ads Sees Online Revenues Recover. Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel. 0
thisisall1word 4 years