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Anglia Ruskin launches new 'Philosophies of Microsoft'

The university today announced that as of 2011 the course, fully titled 'Philosophies of Microsoft and the increase in thought experimentation linked to Office applications', will be offered to all...

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MagnusOpum 06.04.11 1:57pm
MagnusOpum
Outrage as universities charge as much as they were told they could. More soon. 1
MC One R 06.04.11 1:57pm
pineapple incident
Chelsea to erect statue of Fernando Torres at Stamford Bridge

A spokesman for the club said "we admit we are jumping on the bandwagon, but we realised we had an individual who has been as irrelevant to Chelsea, and who has spent even less time in close...

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MC One R 06.04.11 1:21pm
charlies_hat
Hunting of Noel Edmonds to be curbed in push to preserve leather trouser stocks.

Animal conservationists are calling for a quota system to be enforced upon Noel Edmonds hunters after a survey by the WWF revealed that the species is facing over-predation from leather poachers. ...

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SingingHinny 06.04.11 1:03pm
SingingHinny
Robert Langdon Joins 'NO to AV' Campaign

Fictional Professor of Religious Iconography, Robert Langdon, has announced his support for the 'NO to AV' Campaign amidst fears that numbers would over-complicate and dilute the Westminster...

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pineapple incident 06.04.11 11:55am
pineapple incident
Bryan Ferry recovering after nazi turn. 0
MADJEZ 06.04.11 11:38am
MADJEZ
NHS GIVES GO AHEAD FOR LINDA McCARTNEYS VEG SAUSAGES

To count as one of your '5 a day', though not to be eaten with meat sausages...

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06.04.11 11:35am
ABBA and ACDC collaborate to release ‘Ba Ba Back In Black Sheep’ 0
Qoxiivi 06.04.11 10:34am
Qoxiivi
Environmentalists fear damage to green belt as...

Jolly Giant drops trousers...

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Screenie 06.04.11 10:23am
Screenie
Irish Republican dissidents establish cyber wing with Virtual IRA

A new just-in-time scalable terror network, that operates in the cloud, is set to revolutionise terrorism. The Virtual IRA, a breakaway faction from the Real IRA, says its new Terror as a Service...

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ronseal 06.04.11 10:19am
ronseal
After program crash Windows searches for a solution and actually finds one 1
Nick McCarr 06.04.11 10:08am
John Wiltshire
Porn star struggling with retirement urged to...

think outside the box...

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Screenie 06.04.11 9:10am
Qoxiivi
Viginbrides4u.com's radical try before you buy scheme inherently flawed 0
simonjmr 06.04.11 8:42am
simonjmr
Jeremy Clarkson's affair storyline stolen from Last of The Summer Wine plot 0
ronseal 06.04.11 8:38am
ronseal
European court rules that incapacity benefit testing is discrimination

The government’s plans to start testing 1.5 million people claiming incapacity benefit have been dealt a blow today with EU courts ruling that this amounts to discrimination against claimants. The...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 06.04.11 8:16am
Ostsee
Physicists struggle to explain existence of IKEA.

Some of the worlds leading physicists have conceded that we may not yet know enough about the nature of the universe to explain the existence of IKEA. The popular Swedish furniture company first...

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SingingHinny 06.04.11 8:15am
Prince Harry to organise William's stag do - Europe prepares for war 0
John Wiltshire 06.04.11 8:03am
John Wiltshire
Japan Stems Radioactive Leak With 92000 Eggs

Nuclear workers in Japan have finally stemmed the leak in the leaking waste water pit after working round the clock, to crack close to 100,00 eggs in the pit. The low tech solution has now prompted...

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mugwump 06.04.11 6:10am
mugwump
Reporting crime to be a crime

Britain's chief constables have today jointly announced that anyone reporting a crime will now be charged with wasting police time. "We've tried for many years to use 'civil matter', 'crime...

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ED209 06.04.11 12:03am
ED209
ONLINE DEBATE REACHES SENSIBLE CONCLUSION FOLLOWING MEASURED DISCUSSION

http://www.solidworks.com/sw/images/content/forum.jpg An online discussion forum today reached a unanimous and well reasoned conclusion following a week long debate among participants. The...

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Peter749400 05.04.11 11:35pm
4ty2
Rooney swears to let down nation again

Genteel football fans up and down the country have reacted with disgust to Wayne Rooney’s curse-laden outburst this weekend in a match against West Ham. The normally eloquent Manchester United...

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OllieP 05.04.11 9:05pm
wulfin8
BBC, CNN newscasters welcome departure of Gbagbo as president of Cote d'Ivoire

Newscasters and journalists around the world have lauded the none-to-soon departure of Laurent Gbagbo. “He's been a nightmare” said CNN's lead anchor Brooke Baldwin , “Around for nigh-on ten...

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05.04.11 6:32pm
Julian Assange takes out super-injunction...

no more soon...

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be reasonable 05.04.11 6:31pm
Ugi_Again
Smell of bacon sandwiches provokes mass conversions to Christianity...

thousands of Jews and Muslims willing 'to take a gamble on it'. Who else can I upset today? Hat-tip to screenie for mentioning bacon sandwiches...

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be reasonable 05.04.11 6:15pm
be reasonable
Millions of spiders released into Libya: Now a 'No Fly Zone' 0
05.04.11 6:03pm
Captive breeding programme established to halt decline of ginger gene

Conservation scientists across the country have been put on red alert in response to a Wikipedia entry that claims the ginger gene is in serious decline across the UK. The website's assertions that...

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OllieP 05.04.11 5:23pm
New Ford KKKa to come with optional white-power steering

As another possible execution...

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Qoxiivi 05.04.11 5:16pm
New pick-up trucks in middle-America to come with optional white-power steering 0
Qoxiivi 05.04.11 4:13pm
Qoxiivi
Religious outrage as Paul McCartney admits to burning Quorn. 0
charlies_hat 05.04.11 3:34pm
charlies_hat
Johnson considers 'immobility scooters' to speed up London's pedestrians

Scientific studies, probably costing millions of pounds, have proven that if all cars move at the same speed on the motorway the traffic as a single entity will get to where it is heading faster than...

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Screenie 05.04.11 3:22pm
Screenie