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Embarrassment backstage at Country & Western concert.

Dr. Brian Cox tries to explain , "Thanks for the offer Miss Parton, but I'm really not after a Hick's Bosom."...

rob box 15.12.11 5:45pm
rob box
London set to break OR for security costs with PB in ourcashallgone event 0
irregular apple 15.12.11 3:07pm
irregular apple
Cruella de Vil welcomes badger cull trials 0
ianslat 15.12.11 2:06pm

Surely this is shorter than Ю Now can I get the prize ?, Or have I just lost the point ?...

Sinnick 15.12.11 1:57pm
Putin to reward legal demonstrators with stay at all-inclusive Siberian resort 0
irregular apple 15.12.11 1:55pm
irregular apple
UK to set sail for Americas after hike in EU mooring fees 0
irregular apple 15.12.11 1:43pm
irregular apple
Irish clothing manufacturer brings out FCEK range 2
Smart Alex 15.12.11 1:34pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
‘Troubled families’ initiative to start by helping the coalition

After announcing a £448m package of help to turn around Britain’s problem families, No.10 has confirmed that the first family to benefit from the intervention of trained professionals would be the...

Long Distance Clara 15.12.11 1:33pm
nEUtrino slowed to a crawl by vast, incompetent bureaucracy. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 15.12.11 1:29pm
Birds finally learn dawn verse and dawn middle eight 5
Smart Alex 15.12.11 12:54pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Californian orphans disappointed as Lapland flight diverts to Santa Barbara 0
medici2471 15.12.11 12:20pm
Christmas in jeopardy as Santa recalled to prison

Children worldwide were shocked this morning to find out that Christmas icon Santa Claus has been recalled to prison for breaching his release conditions. Mr Claus, who has been traditionally based...

kimllfixit 15.12.11 12:15pm
Malcolm Allen wants Ryan Giggs to follow in Speed's footsteps 0
simonjmr 15.12.11 11:59am

Beat that. And google it if you don't speak a cyrillic language...

bonjonelson 15.12.11 11:26am
Yves Saint Laurent dealers all set to sell 'Cocaine'.

Following the success of its 'Opium' range over several decades, Yves Saint Laurent, the French smelly-water factory, is now pushing a new pong. "' 'Opium' was certainly a big hit for us, with its...

dvo4fun 15.12.11 11:25am
Santa replaces good/naughty list with credit rating system from S&P 3
button 15.12.11 11:09am
John Major resigns from MCC, Newsbiscuit expose cited as cause 0
simonjmr 15.12.11 10:19am
Single Mother apologises for crashing entire internet with Bieber tweet.

A young single mother from Hounslow, West London has apologised after yesterday's mass internet disruption, blamed on a tweet she posted early yesterday morning claiming that Justin Bieber was gay....

bonjonelson 15.12.11 10:16am
Cameron 'targets' problem families with a team of sharp-shooters 0
Perks 15.12.11 10:08am
Yeah yeah, Cameron tells Sarkozy, but YOU haven't seen MY wife's fandango 0
Oxbridge 15.12.11 9:45am
EU less 0
simonjmr 15.12.11 9:43am
Cameron to make EU law 'work for us'

David Cameron has today announced he will move a step closer to re-building relationships with Europe and his coalition partners, by embracing EU citizens' right to live in any other EU country. From...

Perks 15.12.11 9:35am
Hadron Collider discovers Professor Higgins' B.O. Song

"Why can't the English learn how to shower?"...

Son of Barnabas 15.12.11 9:26am
Son of Barnabas
Experts indifference to climate change shocks experts 0
Dumbnews 15.12.11 4:20am
Students turn to prostitution in shift away from media studies, claim UCAS 2
medici2471 15.12.11 1:35am
Iraq war ends with final level civilian slain 1
irregular apple 15.12.11 1:30am
Obama leads Weapons of Mass Destruction out of Iraq 0
irregular apple 15.12.11 1:29am
irregular apple
Obama hails end of Iraqi oil reserve syphon

Troops arrive home to individual Hummers...

irregular apple 15.12.11 1:25am
irregular apple
Thomas Cook shares rise sharply on appointment as 2012 tour operator to Royals 1
medici2471 15.12.11 1:16am
Shock for Emin as Saatchi gallery's cleaner makes bed.

Visitors to the Saatchi Gallery this morning were surprised to discover Emin's bed, formerly strewn with dirty pantyhose, condoms, fag packets and empty vodka bottles, transformed into a neat and...

Boutros 15.12.11 1:13am