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German emergency loan package to be parachuted into Crete 0
jp1885 4 years
GB about to join PIGS wallowing around in their own grubby doo-doo 0
edward hack 4 years

That would be Portugal, Ireland, Greece and Spain, You have a choice over GBbut probably both...

Labour election candidate half cut from car following accident 0
edward hack 4 years
Gillian Duffer still pondering where Eastern Europeans come from 1
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Gordon Brown in Rochdeis-le Horiblius 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
"I've never been one to call a bigot, a bigot" admits Brown. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Biggotgate 2: "Brown will regret visit to lavatory" according to Murdoch 0
antharrison 4 years
Torture was routine in secret Baghdad prison 5
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

Human Rights Watch has claimed that torture was routine in a secret Baghdad prison. At a press conference, Mustaph al Harashi, who was held at the prison for two years, claimed that torture was...

Clegg panics as Big Bad Wolf starts with cards. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
Clegg warns that freak injury might leave him looking a bit like Vince Cable... 0
ianslat 4 years

at Thursday's debate on the economy...

Nick Griffin caught speeding on road to Rochdale 0
ianslat 4 years
Latest polls suggest election to tight to call 0
Basil_B 4 years

but if apathy was a political party it would win by a major landslide...

Brown makes "big-titted woman" jibe 2
Scroat 4 years

More boobs later...

Davis Cup appointment questioned after Al Murray pencilled in for doubles. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
Microphone shy Brown will resort to semaphore for third debate 0
AdrianJ 4 years
Mancunians embarrassed as murder statistics reach an all-time low. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Wales to be punished after using entire EU quota of 'L's, says Brusses. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
Pins & Needles Monthly to close due to poor circulation 12
Mr Glover Lover 4 years
Electorate impressed by no nonsense, straight talking approach, says Mandelson 0
AdrianJ 4 years
Jack Tweed abandons hopes of career as TheRapist after acquital 1
simonjmr 4 years
Bon Marche and Evans merge to be rebranded as "Fat Lass Fashions" 3
simonjmr 4 years
"I only say my arse is too big to make real porkers feel bad"admits skinny woman 2
DrTurmoil 4 years

Dawn Franklin, a 34-year-old size 8 slash 10 from Bristol, admitted yesterday that her regular references to her insecurities and worries about the supposedly enormous size of her arse were “less...

Sharp tongued wielding man injures Labour's hopes 0
simonjmr 4 years
Environmental concerns about huge expanding slick of leaking Labour voters 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Nick Griffin Gaffe: Fails to call voter a bigot. 0
whickerman 4 years

A BNP supporter was left outraged when Nick Griffin was heard to call him fair minded, and unprejudiced after he had sought assurances from the leader of the BNP that his favourite eastern...

UK Punk'd by Leaders debates 0
simonjmr 4 years
Leeches to distances themselves from politicians 0
simonjmr 4 years
Merseyside Ice cream van owner: my winter rounds are just for selling drugs 0
simonjmr 4 years
Oxford don, Figes to look forward to job selling fridges 1
PluckyMunky 4 years
Brown makes bigoted woman jibe, ugly woman tanbo and a fat woman the foztrot 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

More misspelt dances soon...