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Little Britain awarded 'Best new comedy' accolade 0
antharrison 4 years
UK raise millions to replace crockery and picture hooks after NZ earthquake. 3
MADJEZ 4 years

Britons have rallied round to raise millions of pounds for the victims of last nights devastating earthquake in New Zealand. There have been heart rending stories of loss like Ida Brent who lost all...

Coleen Rooney wins headline grabbing contest 0
flossie mcjava 4 years

Coleen Rooney has officially been crowned WAGs headline grabbing queen after rumours of her husband's sordid antics spread like a prostitute's legs over the weekend. She beat off stiff competition...

Blair cancels book-signing at Clarkes. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Punk Rock Vicar jailed for conducting Sham 69 marriage. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

The Choir sang Oi!vey Maria...

Ex Tabloid editor denies being involved in Hacking 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

An ex Tabloid editor denies ever being involved in hacking or any other form of journalism. "It was basically smut, rumour and gossip. If that was illegal you would have to lock up most the men and...

Stead & Simpson slam Blairs decision to cancel London book signing 0
Basil_B 4 years

' We sold six months worth of stock on the back of that book signing date ' moaned Stead & Simpson Director Claude Simpson. ' I've never seen some many shoes sold in such a short space of time...

Death card actually does mean death, tarot reader admits 2
jp1885 4 years
Situation tense as wedding speech enters 2nd day, say negotiators 5
jp1885 4 years
Obama and Ahmedinajad take ritual playground taunts to next level 0
la maga 4 years

Relations between the US and Iran reached a new low today when Barack Obama drew a line across the playground with his foot and told Mahmoud Ahmadinejad , "I warn you: if you step across that line...

Cameron Seen Bulk-Buying Rolls of Tape 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

To hold his Press Secretary's story together?...

Anarchist library forced to close after failure to catalogue correctly. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Twinnings to become Official Tea of Builders 0
KimKali 4 years

PG Tips & Tetley's release joint statement: "LOL!", More in, oh, well, it's hard to say exactly., You may also be interested in our earlier article: Outrage at revelation tea-growing outsourced... - the new website for game show hosts 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Rooney will be fit to face Swiss prostitutes , insists Capello. 8
Gary Stanton 4 years

Casting aside lingering doubts over a groin injury, England manager Fabio Capello believes talismanic striker Wayne Rooney is ready to deliver against a formidable line-up of Basle sex workers and is...

Woman cautioned for urinating in public pleads squatters rights. 1
SingingHinny 4 years
Pope to 'make himself useful' on forthcoming UK trip 5
ianslat 4 years

Archbishop of Westminster Vincent Nichols has defended the astronomical cost of the Pope's forthcoming visit to the UK, explaining that Pope Benedict will amongst other things be carrying out...

Irish ready to launch eggs within 45 minutes claims Blair advisor. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 4 years
Wayne Rooney did something the day before yesterday - sensation. 1
Ostsee 4 years
ASA rules against Milk Marketing Board; pint-sized 'is discriminatory' 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Aliens make official first contact by offering to re-point the Pyramids 2
jp1885 4 years
Hutton report confirms it was Colonel Mustard with a dagger in the library 2
Oxbridge 4 years

The Hutton inquiry, which was set up to investigate the circumstances of the death of Dr Black at his house last year, has been published and concluded that it was Colonel Mustard with a dagger in...

Disabled teenager does triple sommersault in wheelchair breaks world 3
arrghgarry 4 years

record ,however it marred by not being in competition and being assisted by drunken bus driver...

"awkin's confirm God free Universe as Planets are created by Simon Cowell 0
4ty2 4 years

After discovering the most recent planet Hawkings came to agree with Dawkin about the fact that God is not required for the existance of the Universe as Planets are created by a man called Simon...

It was Colonel Mustard with a dagger in the library 4
Oxbridge 4 years
Underworld does not want Blairs book in Crime Section. 3
Dun Dunkin 4 years

An internet campaign to have Blair's book placed in the crime section has hit a snag. Rumours the underworld are unhappy at being associated with him as it makes them feel 'dirty' and that there ...

BNP kept out of politics by 'elite cabal' of the majority of UK voters 0
jp1885 4 years
ICC 'fixed Pakistan spot betting inquiry' for Far East gambling syndicate 0
jp1885 4 years
Blair Cancels Book-Signing Engagement .. 0
Gourd Almighty 4 years

.. On the strength of evidence of estimated "45 second" mobilisation time for footwear and buns...

CERN Admits Defeat as British Boffins Construct LHC-Lite in Channel Tunnel 2
mugwump 4 years