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Five civil servants injured as Eric Pickles wins the fight for the last biscuit. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Tony Blair Witch Kidnapped by the Poliban 0
Kazytc 4 years

Middle East Envy, and former UK Prime Minister, Tony Blair Witch, has been kidnapped by the Poliban, who specialize in kidnapping Politicians, for the Taliban, and getting them banned from working in...

Passengers rescued after ferry fire as Roxy Music barbeque got out of hand 0
Basil_B 4 years
Implausible court case as three in court for double murder. 0
Basil_B 4 years

One of them has got to be innocent...

Britain's oldest working prostitute dies aged 93. 15
wallster 4 years

Beryl Oldacre, Britain's longest serving street walker has finally hung up her fishnet support tights and laid down, for once, to rest. A familiar sight around Chelmsford's train station and...

Actor who provided the voice of the Sinn Fein leader sues for unpaid royalties 2
simonjmr 4 years

The actor who provided the voice of Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams on British TV between 1970 and 1984 is taking legal action over unpaid royalties. More soon...

Noel Edmonds makes Gotcha oscar return by awarding it to Chilean Miners 0
Basil_B 4 years

'You lot have been great sports' said the bearded ex disc jockey 'we could of had you out six weeks ago but we thought we'd play a little trick on you'. Noel is currently lying in a Santiago...

X Factor enquire if Immigration 'Wouldn't rather have Louis?' 0
EllieTack 4 years
Model in Galaxy ad fails HSE workstation assessment. 0
tl72uk 4 years
Michael Caine tells doctor "I only told you to blow his bloody socks off". 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Pornography leading the way in positive depictions of lesbianism report men 0
jm 4 years
Tories To Puncture 'Meals-On-Wheels' Service 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Sedan chair lifters to take over?...

Tory MP's Admit That Their Nostalgia For The 1980's Is So Great.... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Thatcher's public service squeeze, high unemployment, doing down the unions, and slump., That they are all looking forward to the upcoming re-run...

Source of toxic waste traced back to UK holidaymaker 1
Gerontius 4 years

^^CLICK HERE^^ for more pics of putrid oily slick...

Thailand to recall 300 brides 0
Kuifje 4 years

The Thai government is to recall over 300 brides following concerns over 'minor safety issues' it was revealed last night. Officials have confirmed that the brides, once a by-word for reliability...

Dinner Lady Grooms a Biscuit Boy Oliver 0
Kazytc 4 years

A dinner lady working in St Mary's Primary School in County Fermanagh, Northern Ireland, has been accused of grooming a boy of 9 years old. 'Oliver Twist'-Cookie, asked dinner lady Pat Lavery-Groom,...

Bono in emergency operation... 0
be reasonable 4 years

to remove his head from his back passage. It was revealed today that Irish rock shouter and Messianic delusionist Bono underwent an emergency 5-hour operation last night to remove his head from his...

Man with radio song stuck in his head charged with illegal downloading 2
Dumbnews 4 years
louis Hamilton fails to finish the last 3 out of 4 times , 2
arrghgarry 4 years

his girlfriend say he`s just as bad on the track...

1metre wide drill reaches workshy miners 25 are killed by 1000 0
arrghgarry 4 years

gallons of coolant...

Millennium Trilogy now available in flatpack 0
Scroat 4 years
NEW gbt Talent Gamu Nhengu agees to go back to Zimbwabe when she 0
arrghgarry 4 years

can change her savingd to 4 million Zimbwabe dollars...

9year old scouser admits he sold drugs in school too 0
arrghgarry 4 years

cheaply ,and this lead to the dinner lady dobbing him in...

School dinner lady accused of ‘grooming biscuit for sex’ 2
therustler 4 years

A school dinner lady in the West Midlands has been suspended from work after accusations that she was grooming a biscuit for sex. Phillis Havery, a catering supervisor at Hargate Heath Primary...

If Liu had only been in Iraq we`d have bribed or killed him 0
arrghgarry 4 years

Obama said in a statement that Liu "has sacrificed his freedom for his beliefs" and is "an eloquent and courageous spokesman for the advance of universal values through peaceful and nonviolent...

Pond life in England relieved to hear that Victoria Beckham staying in the US 0
Basil_B 4 years

Victoria Beckham annoyed her former pond life inhabitants in England today by saying that she was going to stay in the USA because she felt that England's ponds were too small for her now that she...

Chilean miners strike may delay rescue 1
ianslat 4 years

Hopes that the 33 trapped Chilean miners could be rescued earlier than expected were dealt a blow today as it was revealed that many of them have gone on strike, hampering the rescue attempt. The...

Recriminations as Chile miner rescue shaft unexpectedly emerges near Sydney 2
rickwestwell 4 years
‘We’re all in this together’ agrees disabled man 0
Gerontius 4 years

A disabled man who has spent the past 15 years struggling gamely to get by on incapacity benefit has welcomed the news from David Cameron that ‘we are all in this together’ by shoving fellow Tory...

Britain's most subservient man agrees we're all in this together 0
roybland 4 years

'i agree with everything Mr Cameron and Mr Osborne say,' says Tony Lowe (55), Britain's most subservient man. 'We're all in this together and our country needs us and we've all got to make cuts.',...