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'Nothing like a good nob-gag' says quality condom manufacturer. More soon. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Campaigners call for baby oil ban 0
Mrblacker 4 years

For generations mothers have used it to smooth their child's skin and porn stars have wrestled in it. But now the world's supply of baby oil is under threat from human rights activists, who claim...

Marriage 'reduces orgasm risk' says study 1
QorbeQ 4 years
Miliband brothers pronounced Dead 2
edward hack 4 years

Doctors at Great Ormond Street Hospital have confirmed they are set to carry out an operation to conjoin brothers David and Ed Miliband, The brothers, who have been separated since birth, say the...

Latest watercooler television event just footage of a water cooler 0
jp1885 4 years
Mail On Sunday resigns after spreading World Cup bribery allegations 0
Skylarking 4 years

(don't you wish that's how it worked, eh folks?)...

Scandal as bags of fresh air found to be bulked out with crisps 2
jp1885 4 years

Some of Britain's major supermarket chains are facing the wrath of the Trading Standards Institute, it has emerged, following reports that their own-brand bags of fresh air are being half filled with...

Surge in plasma TV sales 'huge drain on supplies' says National Blood Service 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Pharmacy accused of supplying prescription drugs. More soon. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Triesman ousted by Spanish and Russian bribes claims Daily Mail 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Cameron claims Labour frittered away billions on madcap scheme called 'the NHS' 0
Ludicity 4 years
Hastily-painted mottled-silver 'hat man' statue 'just a statue' says council 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Bystanders throwing donations, 'we wanted to see him move'. Etc...

Nursery service accused of treating under-fives 'like children' 0
QorbeQ 4 years
David Cameron to replace 'sofa government' with chaise longue 0
Ludicity 4 years
'Foreign people are very nice' says Watford supporter 0
Ostsee 4 years

'including Waps, Dagos, Frogs, Krauts and Spics, and of course Stavros. All very nice'...

Rebel Thai general shot dead after serving renegade 'brown' curry 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Government to ban white men wearing summer shorts 0
Mrblacker 4 years

In what is likely to be one of the most controversial pieces of legislation being proposed by the coalition Government, all white men are to be banned from wearing anything but full-length trousers...

Labour's Dirty Tricks Campaign 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years

Danny Alexander, son/nephew of the famous pipe band duo, today accused Labour of "laying stinkbombs around Whitehall." Mr Alexander, sporting a sopping shirt and dripping wet hair said, "And it...

Farage "miscalculated election" - just like his landing... 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
£84m lottery winner says: 'I will buy a bottle opener and stop using my teeth' 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Government typing error robs sexy model Teresa May of job as Home Secretary 0
roybland 4 years

Top UK glamour model Teresa May has failed to become the country's first sexy Home Secretary because a government typist inadvertently added an 'h' to her first name. Instead, Theresa May, the...

Slimline telephone directory launched. 3
riesler 4 years

Thompson Lo-cal...

Richard Hammond to appear on new £20 note. 1
Jimmy 4 years
New Dr Who saves the world from aliens using the same over acting tactics as 1
Basil_B 4 years

the previous eight...

Pete Mandelson considers joining Tories 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'I have always been a loyal and discrete supporter of the Labour Party but enough is enough. Move over Ted Bollocks and all those losers, it's Dave all the Way, for me! Cleggy is a sweetheart, too.'...

Nadine Dorries [ANAGRAM] = Inane Disorder 3
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Lots more soon...

Animal Farm coalition latest 0
riesler 4 years

Napoleon launches 'Pig Society' idea...

BBC to replace Christmas Morecambe and Wise show with new comedy duo 1
roybland 4 years

The BBC is to replace its traditional Morecambe and Wise show at Christmas with a new comedy duo. A BBC spokesman, who declined to name the act, said that the Home Secretary Theresa May will appear...

Curious Newbiscuiter wonders ... 1
Skylarking 4 years

If it is really possible to score yourself five. Here goes - I'm doing this for the good of humanity Oh my word - so you can! Still at least certified mad people, members of the royal family and...

Ryanair fined for poor service "shock" 0
virtuallywill 4 years

more later when the [s]dust[/s] ash has settled...