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A turnip and some carrots win Nobel Literature Prize 0
simonjmr 06.10.11 2:20pm
simonjmr
Rooney's Father: "I bet you I get away with it."

More to follow...

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delightfullyodd 06.10.11 2:16pm
delightfullyodd
TV Guide : Coro-nonce-ion Street with Michael Le Vell and Peter Adamson.

More soon allegedly...

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MADJEZ 06.10.11 2:15pm
delightfullyodd
Bloated, constipated economy? You need Dr Osborne’s patent Quantitative Easing

Suffering from the painfully slow transit of jobs through the system? A dose of Dr Osborne’s patent Quantitative Easing will put you right. Taking QE every day while symptoms persist, or until the...

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Clarky 06.10.11 2:05pm
Clarky
Study finds US comedy audiences still way too easily impressed

A study using an experimental comedy night in Nashville Tennessee has concluded that it is still much too easy to impress live audiences in the USA by simply mentioning things they can understand....

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Vertically Challenged Giant 06.10.11 2:05pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Newsbiscuit Injuncted by Writers' Room Day Job Employers 0
medici2471 06.10.11 1:56pm
medici2471
Steve Jobs could have lasted until December if he'd turned off his wifi 0
Screenie 06.10.11 1:53pm
Screenie
John Hemming Awaits Ken Clarke's Cat Joke Apology 0
medici2471 06.10.11 1:52pm
medici2471
Mervyn King's Launch of QE2 hopes to Refloat Economy 2
medici2471 06.10.11 1:35pm
medici2471
First ever energy saving bulb purchased now fully illuminated

Mr Paul Gerrans, who purchased the bulb when they were first released has been checking it every day since. 'it hasn't got any brighter for the last couple of days,' he explained whilst shielding...

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Screenie 06.10.11 1:17pm
Screenie
Local Radio “to go national” in BBC Shake Up

Local broadcasters across the country celebrated today at the news that their programmes from ”Hallo Cornwall” to “Reporting Leicester” would go national under new BBC plans to reflect the...

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nickb 06.10.11 1:07pm
nickb
BBC Salford goes native with mass redundancies

The BBC has celebrated the successful integration with the north by making mass redundancies at its Salford Quays centre. A spokesman denied this was a deliberate policy. "Nobody saw the recession...

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ronseal 06.10.11 12:57pm
dvo4fun
BBC budget slashed by two Moyles and a Wogan 3
06.10.11 12:45pm
dvo4fun
Latest i phone release designed to mimic Steve Jobs - neither got better

I think we all have to have a go at at least one Steve Jobs gag...

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Screenie 06.10.11 12:37pm
Screenie
Steve Jobs replacement announced as Steve Jobss 0
Iamthestig 06.10.11 12:30pm
Iamthestig
Staff at Apple crumble on news of Jobs loss 0
Gary Baldy 06.10.11 12:13pm
Gary Baldy
England players severely reprimanded for being "Sober and Polite"

More unwelcome publicity as Martin Johnson was forced to act as allegations of widespread sobriety and good behaviour appeared in the national press. When quizzed at this morning's press conference...

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grottymonty 06.10.11 12:08pm
grottymonty
Cameron Fury - "The World couldn't Sync Any Lower."

Following the tragic news that former CEO of Apple, Steve Jobs, died from pancreatic cancer, British Prime Minister David Cameron, moved to condemn the influx of terrible jokes and sick puns...

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delightfullyodd 06.10.11 11:57am
delightfullyodd
Undertakers mortified by Apple iFreeze – uber cool or a fridge too far?

http://tinyurl.com/425wyc3 Ultra slim, iFreeze with ColdCloud® remote cryogenic storage allowing easy access to a chilled loved one anytime, anywhere you're on the move...

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vertical 06.10.11 11:49am
vertical
God cuts Jobs 4
ronseal 06.10.11 11:44am
charlies_hat
Economy latest: Jobs dead, Also Apple founder passes away

No more later...

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virtuallywill 06.10.11 11:33am
virtuallywill
Ronseal secure merchandising rights for new Tin Tin movie 0
Iamthestig 06.10.11 11:11am
Iamthestig
Steve Jobs to launch new "Prayer Pad" for God

Steve's first Job, after enrolling & settling down in heaven, is to work on the launch of the new Prayer-pad. Market research has shown that so many prayers go unanswered, that kneelers sometimes...

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Rowly 06.10.11 10:49am
Screenie
Steve Jobs unveils Harp 2.0. Too Soon.

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s76/teambucket/jobs-harp-2-0.jpg...

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red 06.10.11 10:41am
red
Tesco profit announcement pours scorn on UK

There was an overwhelming sense of relief across both the developing and developed world yesterday as Tesco announced an increase in half year profits. ‘I knew the results would be in today,’...

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Screenie 06.10.11 10:20am
Screenie
Sod principle, I'm sending my kids to private school, says Polly Toynbee 0
ronseal 06.10.11 10:12am
ronseal
Steve Jobs "An Apple a day" policy fails. 0
seymour totti 06.10.11 10:01am
seymour totti
Daily Mail announces Steve Jobs cancer in remision 1
Tammy Flugh 06.10.11 9:59am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Sarah Palin rules herself out of Presidential race to save voters the bother. 1
seymour totti 06.10.11 9:56am
Clarky
Apple release the new iPopped 1
Oxbridge 06.10.11 9:33am
Sinnick