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AC-DC to market their own wine - Whole lotta rosé. More soon. 5
dominic_mcg 17.08.11 1:08pm
Rioters used techniques learnt from Angry Birds game 0
Screenie 17.08.11 1:02pm
Charles and Camilla to visit violence-hit areas in Nissan Sunny

We are all in this together...

virtuallywill 17.08.11 12:08pm
A&E departments overwhelmed with politician knee-jerk injuries 1
dandare70 17.08.11 11:48am
Apple takes over NASA with plans for manned iPod programme. More soon. 0
Boroughbloke 17.08.11 11:34am
Amazon to offer free deliveries to armchair looters. More soon 0
Boroughbloke 17.08.11 10:56am
Would be Facebook farmers are given four year subsidies 0
exigo 17.08.11 10:35am
Money ousted from position as 'root of all evil' by new Argos catalogue

An inter-faith committee last night declared that the new autumn/winter 2011 Argos catalogue is now regarded by religious groups to be the root of all the evils of the modern world., "It's...

dicky37 17.08.11 8:45am
Duncan Biscuit
Plain English Campaign join jailed rioters row, claiming sentences are too long. 0
spoole2112 17.08.11 8:42am
Most students ‘satisfied’ with the quality of daytime TV 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.08.11 8:41am
Duncan Biscuit
Man Utd Asian float would see Busby Babes re-branded as Asian Babes 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.08.11 8:40am
Duncan Biscuit
Pair set Indian Ocean rowing record after spotting shoal of sharks 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.08.11 8:40am
Duncan Biscuit
Government embroiled in controversy following 'fatherless children' claims.

The government and The Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority was under increasing pressure today to clarify claims by the Prime Minister in a speech this week that british scientists had...

Boroughbloke 17.08.11 7:06am
Government advise rod of iron on ferrous children

Untamed advice later...

virtuallywill 17.08.11 5:42am
Mother Teresa's secret Kinder egg toy collection to be auctioned. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 16.08.11 11:52pm
Jimmy Bullard trades Hull wet fish for QPR caviar.

Word on the streets is that wantaway diamond geezer Jimmy Bullard is looking to trade in the wet fish of Hull for a diet of caviar with glamour club QPR. Jimmy Bullard was last seen casting his line...

rebel not taken 16.08.11 10:54pm
rebel not taken
Call My Bluff announces the thanatos of its quondam prolocutor. More soon. 11
dominic_mcg 16.08.11 10:50pm
US stocks fall on news of stocks falling 1
Dumbnews 16.08.11 10:11pm
Nietzsche earns respect of Joey Barton.

Alienated Newcastle footballer Joey Barton has been telling followers on Twitter about his "respect" for German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. Scouser Barton has informed his 170,665 readers that...

rebel not taken 16.08.11 9:20pm
Starship Enterprise acheme was ruse to find jobs for middle aged executives 0
ronseal 16.08.11 9:13pm
Cameron: "National service not just ruse to steal more shit from poor countries"

David Cameron has hit out at critics who’ve labelled his plan of reintroducing national service for Britain’s looting classes as ‘just another way to steal more shit from countries we’ve...

Qoxiivi 16.08.11 8:50pm
'80s band Starship sued after buildings collapse in city built on rock and roll

More soon. Probably...

theboot 16.08.11 8:46pm
Hackgate to be resolved using Duckworth Lewis method, says select committee. 2
dominic_mcg 16.08.11 8:14pm
Twitter Rioters face Doing Bird 0
Dun Dunkin 16.08.11 8:08pm
Dun Dunkin
Inappropriate To Say Notting Hill Carnival will be a 'Riot'

A Professor of English at Neasden University told a meeting 'As language shifts its meaning through time to promote a public event as a riot is no longer jovially innocent but can attract heavy...

Dun Dunkin 16.08.11 8:04pm
Dun Dunkin
Looting rejected as 2012 demonstration sport.

More to follow...

spoole2112 16.08.11 7:51pm
IOC agree that 2012 Olympic Games should be "Looting Calling" 0
brownpaperreporter 16.08.11 6:23pm
p1 f&b aka pfb - does this help reveal who were behind the London riots?

The unseen architects of the recent Tottenham riot have finally been exposed. From the strangely scented sitting room of a quiet residential address, less than a mile from the epicentre of one...

spoole2112 16.08.11 4:43pm
The Return of DroleNoel
Allotment rioter charged with breach of the peas 1
Screenie 16.08.11 3:53pm
Crack Para-Poets to be deployed to riot torn areas. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 16.08.11 3:21pm
Al OPecia