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Protestors blockade Iceland following annual shopping trolley cull 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

The protestors are appalled at the annual cull of lame, missing wheel, seat damaged trolleys. They claim that these servants of modern day shopping should be allowed to see out their natural days in...

Chinese man caught stockpiling Viagra for Election Night. 0
gjp 4 years
Floating Voter hails hover boots as a huge success. 0
gjp 4 years
Greek students not taking Police seriously 0
virtuallywill 4 years*yAt8ROb6GNJWnB*0Gn2LcimiM7AtUUKAKAJeNl5HJtlcprmR0/tbilisi_police.jpg...

Brown asks his advisors ' can I still get away with calling Nick Griffin a bigot 0
Basil_B 4 years

Brown's advisors yet to reply...

Conservationist panic after Grey Squirrel spotted with box of Wella 'Autumn Hue' 0
MightyBlair 4 years
Punting crisis as homesick River Cam moves back to source. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
Grim Reaper pledges to solve population crisis wth "massive efficiency savings" 2
Skylarking 4 years

The Grim Reaper yesterday denied claims that he and his party were planning a so called ‘Death Tax’ on elderly electors. Speaking at the fourth and final election debate focussing on...

Dogging group complain at lack of Council lay-by gritting 0
Ddigon o broblem 4 years

Social outdoor group 'Dogging4u' have criticised UK Councils for failing to meet reasonable levels of salt gritting to lay-bys during the recent arctic blasts., Group spokesperson Mr Ben Dover,...

Emergency legislation entitles Lord Mandelson to “Count every vote” 0
antharrison 4 years

In an emergency passing of legislation Gordon Brown has cleared the way for Lord Mandelson to personally count every vote cast in the forthcoming general election. The legislation known as the...

Greece loses it's AAA rating, unable to use the remote. 1
Skylarking 4 years
Germany asks Britain for its Elgin Marbles back 1
exigo 4 years
Cash-strapped Athens police fire refundable tear gas canisters 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Predictably poor response to nude Lowry photographer’s appeal for matchstick men 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Poundland announces expansion into Greece 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Oil leak costing BP millions of dollars a day plus Nectar points 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Frankie Boyle vows no more Mr Nice Guy 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
G ropper Im senile 0
g ropper 4 years

Yes well the sooner Winston gets in the better,bloody Brown calling Hitler a bigot,he only asked a question for gods sake,thats the way wars get started,I just hope Mrs Hitler rose above it,and...

Couple split after misunderstanding over ‘5-tissue movie’ 9
Des Custard 4 years

Aaron Amis, 23, will be sleeping on a friend’s floor tonight after a misunderstanding over a movie rental saw him evicted from their flat by girlfriend Cassie. Aaron said they both came home early...

Dumb belle used in attempted murder of TV. Katie Price pleads not guilty. 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Hit TV repeatedly with a dull instrument, many viewers try to cave their own head in, etc...

Palin e-mail hack Student’s correct grammar and ability to spell led to arrest 0
AdrianJ 4 years
Rohypnol lido incident - bored lifeguard 'just wanted to liven the day up a bit' 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Newspaper 'agony aunt' finally arrested, S&M equipment confiscated. 2
QorbeQ 4 years
Ventnor man confuses climbing wall with north face of Eiger 0
fernandomando 4 years

Donald Staunton, 48, from Ventnor on the Isle of Wight, was rescued by climbing wall staff after 24 hours of repeated attempts to ascend the ‘North Face of the Eiger’ revealed that he had...

Mick Jones to host "Clash in the Attic" 3
virtuallywill 4 years

Not Lost in a Supermarket...

Brown expected to emerge in Australia, some time next Thursday. 1
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Tories blame poverty on unemployed 1
sauce 4 years
Fat Americans to be used as 'bouncing bombs' 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Disappointment of would-be mountaineer 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

Luke Davies, 19, is having to reconsider his ambition to climb the World's ten highest peaks. Inspired by his ex-girlfriend's comment that he should be a mountaineer because he always goes "way over...

Glaswegian pilot has tough "fight or flight" choice to make 7
simonjmr 4 years