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New Cabinet agrees to use Duckworth Lewis Method for future general elections. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
If you've been affected by the issues in todays Eastenders..... Get a life !! 0
MADJEZ 4 years

It's not real you know., More trues stories soon...

First cabinet meeting dissolves into chaos over use of ‘The Boss’ tea mug. 0
MADJEZ 4 years More Soon...

Clegg behaves like 'Private Pike' in first cabinet meeting 0
Ddigon o broblem 4 years

Former second hand car dealer and current Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg was amazingly asked to leave the room during David Camerons first cabinet meeting earlier today. Clegg who arrived at the meeting...

Abstaining childless woman not pregnant, just alcoholic 0
DrTurmoil 4 years

While aunts and other female family friends concluded that married 33-year-old Jane Hughes surprising decision to toast her parents’ 40th wedding anniversary with sparkling water rather than...

Berks. builder makes bathroom suite out of cow dung 1
PluckyMunky 4 years

'We have had some interest in it, but not too many firm orders, yet,' said Reg Poster. 'The bath is a particularly fine structure, redolent of the country side, once filled. The toilet bowl takes a...

Pro-protest Thai general sh-shot 0
Rorschach 4 years

Mmm-mmmm-mmmmore soon...

Cameron/Clegg flat share not all rosy, according to leaked diary entries 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Details of David Cameron's private diary have been leaked by 'someone snooping around his room', barely two days into the new shared living arrangements with Nick Clegg. 'I enjoyed a very strict...

New Culture Secretay Jeremy Hunt is now refusing to accept calls from people 0
Basil_B 4 years

who are apparently very keen to speak to a brother he hasn't even got called Mike...

Non-election news backlog may take ‘weeks to clear’, King told. 0
Rorschach 4 years

Lots and lots more soon...

Middle aged men sought for Pirelli spare tyre calendar 1
jp1885 4 years
Honeymoon over after Cameron suggests Style Council better than The Jam 3
Gary Stanton 4 years

An icy silence descended on No 10 Downing Street last night after Nick Clegg and David Cameron were unable to reach agreement over the all-important question of ‘Who is better – The Style Council...

Vast turnout at the Vatican as Fatima Whitbred holds mass alongside Pope. 3
Basil_B 4 years
George Osborne throws his toys out of the pram. No, literally. 1
Oxbridge 4 years
Pink Floyd unveil new gold brick in the wall machine. 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Album re-release set to rake in wads of cash. More soon...

Nigerian vice-presidential nomination leaves Biscuiteers in a quandary. 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

To joke, or not to joke, that is the question...

After Abu-dhabi unveil their 'gold in the wall' machine, Abergavenny introduce 0
Basil_B 4 years

their new 'coal in the wall' machine...

Crisp manufacturer in 'space race' bid 0
QorbeQ 4 years

UK crisp and snack food producer Walkers is believed to be aiming at the burgeoning 'space tourist' market after devloping a new space-age product line, based on their limited edition flavoured...

Tories relieved as mobile ban provides perfect excuse to be out of touch. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
Mobiles banned after Letwin and Osborne ‘happy-slap’ Clegg in first meeting. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
Rumours treble that darts ace Bristow is new PM! 1
Ddigon o broblem 4 years

Darts legend Eric Bristow has refused to comment to rumours that he is in fact new PM David Cameron., The 'Crafty Cockney' who bears an uncanny resemblance to Mr Cameron dodged reporters questions...

British politics establishes the milliband as new unit of measurement 0
Boson 4 years

The Labour party have recently announced radical plans to renormalise the political spectrum by ushering in their new political unit, the milliband (abbreviated to 'mb'). In doing so they have paved...

Mobiles banned from Cameron cabinet 0
virtuallywill 4 years, Some of George Osbornes favourite yachts...

Joy as England's last barn is converted 1
Oxbridge 4 years

'Britain has finally joined the 21st century,' announced James Trotman, managing director of Fox Trotman Country Living, at a special ceremony to mark the conversion of the last barn in England. 'For...

Oxbridge relieved of semi defeat after Russia kills three Masterminds 0
simonjmr 4 years
Nick Griffin finds new job after election wipeout 0
riesler 4 years

Adam Boulton to star in new Incredible Hulk movie but refuses to turn green. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

"You wont like him when he's angry" Peter Mandleson, SKY...

Abu Dhabi hotel's gold-dispensing ATM is 'piss poor attempt' say UK engineers 1
QorbeQ 4 years

In a bid to become the most ostentatious accommodation in the Emirates, Abu Dhabi's top hotel has installed an ATM which dispenses small gold bars instead of traditional cash, but the design has...

David Cameron has Nick Clegg's head surgically grafted 1
thesheriff 4 years

In a sign of their commitment to coalition government, David Cameron and Nick Clegg have agreed to share a single body. Cameron won the toss-off and opted to host Clegg's head on his right shoulder...

Brown to start second career as Assistant Referee 0
Mrblacker 4 years

"I've only got one good eye as it is, so I'm over the biggest hurdle already" he told reporters...