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ASDA cheap IVF offer 'will ruin human gene pool' 1
ED209 4 years
IT'S OFFICIAL >> A President is "just for Christmas" 0
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

Is Paris, growing rumour has it that both the newly-married French President and his third wife have lovers. Ms Bruni is now quoted as having remarked that she is "easily bored by monogamy", and is...

Scientists Solve Mystery Of Dinosaur Deaths- Incorrectly 0
rfreed 4 years

Scientists from around the world have gathered together for a conference to agree once and for all on what exactly killed off all the dinosaurs so many millions of years ago. They have reached the...

MI5 head was unaware of torture, decimalisation and the internet 0
ED209 4 years

MI5 today confirmed that all its senior officers live on a secret desert island without any contact with the outside world, in order to guard against leaks. 'We realised after Philby that it was...

Unnewsworthy 'Blond God' Jokes 0
rfreed 4 years

Why did the blond God create so many religions?, To keep the population down. He knew they would try to kill each other. Why did the blond God create woman?, So that man would have to be learn to...

Public unsurprised that most hedge fund managers support Manchester United 1
Green Ant 4 years

"Parasitical. Selfish. Contributing nothing. Unnecessary. Self-obsessed. Inexplicable sense of their own importance. Regarded with disdain by society at large. It's a match made in heaven," said one...

Recycled TV includes Whatever Happened to Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? 2
Stan Laurel 4 years

Encouraged by the recent success of ‘Rock & Chips‘, the prequel to the hugely successful ‘Only Fools and Horses‘, and Director-General Mark Thompson’s Strategy Review, the BBC has...

Stormont Castle to be replaced by semi-detached bungalow to reflect influence 0
antharrison 4 years

Stormant Castle, located just outside Belfast, home of the Northern Ireland Assembly, and an enormous and majestic building is to be demolished and replaced with a pair of semi-detached two-bedroomed...

UK and US Agree to See Other Countries 0
ianslat 4 years

Following months of speculation the UK and the US have confirmed to Heat magazine that they have agreed to see other countries. Speculation has been rife that the two country’s ‘special...

Independent Police Complaints Commission investigate relaunch of Police Academy 2
thackaray 4 years
Cannot compete 1
virtuallywill 4 years
Stump to reform 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Irish indie rock legends Stump are to reform later this month., Emily Eavis has already said they can have a Saturday night slot on the main stage at Glastonbury and record label Ensign have...

Fraudulent Pharaoh ran pyramid scheme 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Apple Enters World Of Warcraft with iDrone 0
RichT 4 years

Apple today announced a surprise move into the lucrative world of arms dealing with the release of an Unmanned Aircraft Vehicle for use in Afghanistan. Formerly known for its dominance of the...

UK’s £1m donation for World Cup condoms ‘insufficient’ say Terry and Cole 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Stourport to be evil-twinned with Pyongyang 4
jp1885 4 years
Ethiopian rebel militia, the TPLF , stress the need for a new Live Aid concert. 4
Gary Stanton 4 years

Poorly-funded peoples’ army, the TPLF, claimed the famine situation in Ethiopia was worsening last night and that millions would die unless a global concert is arranged featuring bands such as The...

Improved spam filters leaves millions staring at empty inboxes 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Ladies's night at the Oscars... 0
DiscoPope 4 years

as two women win Best Actress' awards...

Jail sentences likely in £34 Million pyramid case 0
virtuallywill 4 years

BHS shoppers still discriminate 0
virtuallywill 4 years

British Home Stores new membership rules "indirectly" discriminate against Poundstretchers and Lidl shoppers, the UK equalities watchdog has told a court hearing. The High street store may have to...

Pink Floyd take EMI to court 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Money it's a crime, Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie, Money so they say, Is the root of all evil today...

Sir Henry Baskerville given UKs first Dog ASBO. 0
Zen 4 years

Janet Street-Porter still refusing to be microchipped...

Insurance plans for dogs receive a resounding ‘Oh, yes’ from Churchill Insurance 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Beckham Excited by Man U Return, Loud Noises, Mirrors, Dinosaurs, Crayons 0
thisisall1word 4 years

Beckham Excited by Man U Return, Loud Noises, Mirrors, Dinosaurs, Crayons...

Vegan woman dumps boyfriend as she finds his sexual demands too hard to swallow 2
wallster 4 years

With apologies to JP for nicking his vegan theme and dropping it into the gutter...

Chile Relief Operation?? Surely thats just a cold toilet roll? Whats the fuss? 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
ITV launches Michael Winner's Dinning Death Wish 0
Ian Searle 4 years

Combining the veteran director's two most popular formats, Mr Winner eats at restaurants which have previously featured on 'Life of Grime'...

Irritated by random phone number clusters? Call us on 02 077 22 42 00 0
ronseal 4 years

Do you hate random phone number arrangements? Call us on 02 077 22 42 00...

study suggests that very large breasts, on men, are not as popular as thought 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

less so when bared on the beach by owners wearing mini speedos...