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Gay and occassional drunken night out Kareoke singer admits, "I'm a pop star" 1
thackaray 4 years
Religious leader ‘distraught’ as planning loophole gives Crucifixion reprieve 0
Stan Laurel 4 years

There were confused scenes at the Sanhedrin yesterday when the trial of Jesus Christ, self styled ‘King of the Jews’ collapsed after the counsel for the defence successfully argued that the...

LHC speeds still dont match that of a Catholic priest running for an altar boy 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Scientists are now on the way to Dublin to investigate what else needs to be done to improve the LHC speed. The thought of adding a gene from a priest and an altar boy to the particles has been...

Catnip to be designated as Class B drug ‘within weeks’ 0
Stan Laurel 4 years

Home secretary Alan Johnson is introduce a Parliamentary Bill which will outlaw catnip and similar feline highs within weeks following the publication of an RSPCA report that described the drug’s...

BNP says influx of Leprechauns is harming social services. 6
twookey 4 years

Nick Griffin, BNP party leader,has criticised the amount of Leprechauns coming into the country amid fears they are not assimilating into society and strecthing social services.When questioned by...

The future's bright, the poodle's Orange, says new poster campaign 3
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Dutch army not full of gays, says US general, just lots of very nice people. 0
Ostsee 4 years
PM night visit to No.11 because of 'loud music' 1
IsaacTG 4 years

Prime Minister Gordon Brown was spotted 'nipping' out of the front of No.10 in his dressing gown and slippers, having a short conversation with Chancellor Alistair Darling and then returning home....

Supermarket customer complaint 'changes the world for the good of Mankind' 0
IamWibble 4 years
Toyota sponsor T4, millions unable to switch off TVs. 1
Ian Searle 4 years
Joggers' Shock as Endorphins to be Criminalised due to "Natural High" 11
fun and games 4 years

The government is to announce a ban on jogging in the dark, with immediate effect, after statistics revealed that 24 people were killed in the last year, whilst pounding the streets of the UK in the...

As Blair returns, Brown denies he's George Bush's poddle's poodle 4
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

As Tony Blair jets back into England from his American exile to wet nurse his successor, Gordon Brown has angrily rejected claims that he's George Bush's Poodle's Poodle...

Detailed plans of Paris Bank job found - Credit Lyonnais suspect a mole 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
This is very funny 1
antharrison 4 years Described as a "Professional job" presumably not an accident with a couple of kids with buckets and spades. It would have been funnier if the...

increase in skull fractues causes shortages of vinegar and brown paper 26
PluckyMunky 4 years
Large Hadron Collider Costs Could Have Met 20,000 New Church Builds in Africa 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Compulsory levy for socialism pledged by Labour 0
Politock 4 years

A compulsory levy should be introduced to fund a universal socialism for all citizens in England, Labour says. It said the move would represent the biggest shake-up since Stalin re-arranged a few...

Alistair Darling's eyebrows emerge from cocoon sporting "dread locks" 0
thackaray 4 years
Safety concerns prompt Met Office to recall Spring 0
AdrianJ 4 years

Following consultation with the Police and UK motoring organisations, the Met Office have decided to take the unprecedented step of recalling this year's Spring, on the grounds of safety. A brief...

Leading scientists crack algorithm behind mysterious Facebook friend suggestions 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Vampire Slayer taking employer to tribunal over cross ban row. 13
Ian Searle 4 years

Dr Van Helsing claims he is being victimised as concessions are being made to Werewolf Hunters who are allowed to carry on taking their silver bullets to work with them...

"Legal High" to be banned: Tobacco kills 300 every day in UK 2
virtuallywill 4 years

much too serious....

Outlook: more gonorrhoea on the way. 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Blair backs Labour. Brown wishes he didn't. Tories delighted. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
World's oldest woman, 106, 'I feel like an 18 year old'. 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'But i don't expect i will get one'...

Puppett villains from sixties show Stingray turn to real life crime 0
Basil_B 4 years

Unemployed and desperate puppett characters the Subterraneans from the sixties TV show Stingray were today found to be responsible for a bank robbery over the weekend in Paris. It's believed that...

Swimmers find dolphins cause natural high 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

with thanks to Fun and Games...

Civil Servants say they wont stand for Ten minute loo breaks. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

Fnar, fnar...

NewsBiscuiter amazed to find Iranian Personals ad not a spoof 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Maradona claims "It was the Hound of God" 0
Mark66 4 years

more (from the dog) later...