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Clegg 'n Bacon - Nick settles for Downing Street catering role 2
Ddigon o broblem 4 years

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In regonition of her husbands new position Sarah Cameron gives up her top job 0
Basil_B 4 years

in the city. In regonition of her husbands new position Miriam Clegg has decided to stay on serving dinners at the local comprehensive...

Theres May unveils immigration cap 0
riesler 4 years

Macbeth lodges complaint over neighbour's hedge. 6
MightyBlair 4 years

'I swear it just keeps getting closer and closer!' said the panic-stricken monarch...

Animal Rights Activists target Facebook Farmville users 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

A Facebook spokesman played down suggestions that people using their Farmville application are now targets for animal rights activists after the leaking of Sonia Jones', aged 9, Farmville activity...

O'Driscoll says front row will be stronger without Crowe 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Lawson denies telling Crowe to feck off 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Just to remind everyone 2
tiny tim 4 years

about the annual Newsbiscuit party,its free, its tommorow,starts a 12pm,and this year its in Highgate cemetery.I hope theres a big turnout tommorow like last year in Regents park.We want to see you...

Crowe denies stealing from the poor to give to the rich 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Cameron to finish naming his teeth 0
virtuallywill 4 years

I misread the BBC news headline, still It made me chuckle...

New study suggests an apple a day does keep the doctor away 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

A study carried out by the Apple Market Board was said to offer conclusive evidence in support of the old saying. Five people were given an apple a day for two days and none of them had a visit from...

Clegg aggrieved after being fobbed off with pipe smoker of the year by Cameron 1
Basil_B 4 years

instead of getting the peerage he was expecting for agreeing to the coalition., ' I don't even smoke a pipe' fumed an angry Clegg...

BP explains to US government that oil spill was 'friendly fire' 2
ronseal 4 years

In the war on the environment, you have to expect the occasional casualty, BP spin doctors will explain to the White House today. Sometimes, we have to accept there's a bit of friendly fire. 'We...

Balls proposes ‘Ministry for Funny Names’ 0
Digestive 4 years

Ed Balls has announced his candidacy for leader of the Labour party with the assertion that his mildly-amusing surname is a benefit, not a hindrance. “Politicians in this country have become...

BP to employ small boy's finger to assist with leak 2
Tigerstripes 4 years

A spokesman said 'We believe this technique was successful in Holland,Oh no wait..'...

Foreign Office advice to Brits in Thailand. "Stick to neutral colour clothing" 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

avoid red in particular, even a lively crimson could cause an issue...

Michael Gove disappointed to be fired first from Junior Apprentice 1
simonjmr 4 years

Education Secretary Michael Gove today admitted that he had used the nom de plume Jordan De Courcy to appear on the BBC's Junior Apprentice. "I was was just looking for something outside of day to...

Today in Dover there was evidence of Cameron's new immigration cap beginning to 0
Basil_B 4 years

work as a consignment of 5000 Syrian Hamsters were refused entry by customs officials...

New research shows that Cleggs really do look like their owners 0
Ludicity 4 years
Nick Clegg 'delighted' with new fagging portfolio 8
Ludicity 4 years

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has said that he is ‘honoured’ by his new appointment as personal fag to David Cameron. Under the arrangement, Mr Clegg will perform household chores for the...

Teachers boycotting SATs test say ' It's to hard for us, never mind the kids' 1
Basil_B 4 years

Tens of thousands of primary school children in England are missing their SAT's tests as head teachers in hundreds of schools are staging a boycott. The initial reasons given for this were that...

REM's "Everybody Hurts" currently topping Gordon Brown's most played list. 9
Jimmy 4 years

More soon. I think maybe this song might be a bit to cliche, suggestions? Coldplay's Yellow?...

Jockey Club to abandon First Past the Post system 0
jp1885 4 years
Former unelected minister and Lord admits he is a constitutional outrage 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Graham Norton to fill Jonathan Ross's slot on Radio 2 2
virtuallywill 4 years

For 3 hours on Saturdays...

Beckham to deliver World Cup bid round the wall and straight into FIFA letterbox 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Jerry builder submits quote for new Bomber Command monument 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Baying mobs in Bangkok make UK child sex tourists feel at home 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Theresa May unable to give immigration cap figure as she hasn't made it up yet 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Coroner's report concludes that porn addict died of visual aids. 0
wallster 4 years