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NASA spokesman sacked after briefing that "it's not rocket science". More soon. 0
4 years
“Building Blocks of Irony” detected as Collider Crashes 0
chrissles65 4 years

Scientists yesterday announced that the long –predicted building blocks of irony have been identified as a result of a software crash at the Large Hadron Collider (LHG) near Geneva, Switzerland.,...

Footballer tells post match interviewer first goal "not very important" shock 0
ronseal 4 years

How important was that first goal tonight David? Er, not very important at all, Barry, in the grand scheme of things...

Chile quake shifted cities west, and David Cameron even further to the right. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Losses caused by Northern Rock are of Titanic proportions 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Sports writers manage Man U v AC Milan report without mentioning Beckham 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

David is very pleased damn!...

Parrot siezed by bailiffs was stool pigeon. more soon 1
Mrblacker 4 years
Nick Griffin tells country "with me, what you see is what you get" 0
Scroat 4 years

Oh dear (Hat tip to John Square)...

Smotherset Care Home latest 0
edward hack 4 years

Care home boss Anne Fetamine Albertasaurus is not a drug crazed monster insist defence lawyers...

House of Cards 0
edward hack 4 years

Card building world record 'did not have planning permission' insist demolition squad...

'No Collider Scope this time' warn Directors 0
edward hack 4 years

Directors from Cern, the Swiss laboratory responsible for operating the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) were left seething yesterday when it was revealed that someone from accounts had let the warranty...

ASDA cheap IVF offer 'will ruin human gene pool' 3
ED209 4 years

Researchers a the University of Aberdeen have expressed 'disgust and outrage' at ASDA's plan for budget IVF drugs. 'Shopping at ASDA is a symptom of a range of serious genetic diseases, including...

The Thrills to hasitly rewrite and re-release "Whatever happened to Corey Haim?" 0
simonjmr 4 years
Amy Williams honoured with royal “would” 9
AdrianJ 4 years

Winter Olympic gold medallist, Amy Williams, is to receive the first of what’s expected to be many honours, after Prince Harry awarded the shapely Bob Skeleton rider a royal “would” this...

Corey Haim misses Oscar memorial section by days 0
simonjmr 4 years
Dr Who to tour in a bus, Cliff Richard to remake ‘Summer Holiday’ in the Tardis. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

Another one to be watched from behind the sofa!...

Brown denies budget will be an attempt to 'buy off' electorate 1
Scroat 4 years

But hints that duty on alcohol and cigarettes will be slashed, and chocolate will be VAT exempt...

Missing 'n' from Roald Dahl's name discovered 0
Ian Searle 4 years

It's one half of the McDonalds 'M'...

Letters discovered in which Dali admits surrealism wasn’t his cup of fish. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

Morocco Scone...

Marmite flavoured communion wafers on special offer at Tescburys. 0
Ostsee 4 years
Jesus Christ mysteriously seen on crucifix in church 2
simonjmr 4 years

It's the last place I expected him to be...

Brown Tells Country "With me, what you see is what you get" 1
John Square 4 years

Satirists collapse muttering "toomany punchlines"...

Expression "climate change" dropped. Replaced with "world thermostat buggered". 1
Nick McCarr 4 years
Paparazzi ignore Beckham. 1
curry muncher 4 years

No more soon...

Use of Terrace Chants in Westminster "a Disgrace" Claims Widdicome 3
RichT 4 years

There was concern today that Westminsters notoriously boisterous atmosphere had gone a step to far with MP’s increasingly using Football Chants within the The Houses Of Parliament. “It’s a...

PM: I have the character to lead the country 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

So, a big welcome to Mickey Mouse!...

"Roland SP-404 has us beat" admits church sampler knitting group. 0
Zadok the second 4 years
Wales retaliates by paving over a forest the size of the Amazon 2
ronseal 4 years

The Welsh have finally reacted to constant taunts by Brazilian property developers, by logging and paving over a forest the size of the Amazonian jungle. 'We're sick and tired of being used as a...

Archaeologists launch hunt for giant egg-cups 0
Scroat 4 years
Northern Rock to be re-named Northern Pebbles in break up. More soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years