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Crap drivers forced to carry red and white flags 0
Oxbridge 4 years

Under new proposals to improve road safety during the summer season when traffic levels on Britain's roads peak, the government has rolled out plans under which the stupidest drivers in England will...

Argentina offered Isle of Wight sovereignty in compromise move 1
andhrimnir 4 years
IOW fisherman’s tales of “magical land to the north” treated with scepticism 0
Rorschach 4 years
David Laws seeks urgent clarification of Clegg’s offer to scrap laws 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Theresa May says Tories have not sold out but offers are invited 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Report into skin cancer does n’t blame it on sunshine, but blames it on boogie. 1
Ian Searle 4 years

Moonlight and good times have also been ruled out as possible causes...

New study reveals female bakers may suffer from Panini envy. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Mullah Tallulah To Star in Revival of“Brief Encounter “ 1
afternoonslow 4 years

Mullah Tallulah Abdulla is to stage an adaption of Noel Cowards' Brief Encounter ( With Suicide Bombers), at the Al-gonquin Theatre, Kabul. Musical Score by Sheik Yahmoney- Makhir...

Daily Mail appoint psychic as new investigative reporter 0
jmcl 4 years

Private thoughts of public figures are fair game, says newspaper. More news at http://sportingballs.wordpress.com...

Al-Qaeda terror suspects to be put up in home of Richard Littlejohn 0
Ludicity 4 years
'Magic bullet' cancer cure may cause cancer 0
Ludicity 4 years
BNP Nick Griffin's father opposed Polish World War II pilots. 0
Not2Late 4 years

Under documents recently made public by the new Coalition Government it has emerged that the father of BNP Chairman Nick Griffin, Edgar Griffin, an RAF hero in World War II, opposed the deployment...

Tory party chairman asks FSA to return list of party donors 0
Rorschach 4 years
UK to Register in Gilbert & Sullivan Islands for Tax Purposes 0
afternoonslow 4 years

Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne today outlined plans to transfer the National Debt to an off-shore subsidiary and Re-Brand Great Britain as Great Britain (Gilbert & Sullivan Islands)...

Paedo Clegg accepts bribe to repeal libel laws 0
Des Custard 4 years
Labour call for election rerun as spoilt ballots were not read out in 4 seats 0
Mark66 4 years
Jordan to start in film adaptation of French novel 'Bon Calot'. More soon. 0
Ostsee 4 years
Ed shows clean pair of balls in race for Labour leadership 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Nick Clegg: ’The joke has gone too far. It’s horrid, and I’m frightened.’ 0
The last Artisan 4 years

Deputy PM Nick Clegg has told insiders he regrets getting involved in ’all this politics stuff’. An aide has confirmed the Deputy Prime Minister wishes he could just go back to a normal life....

Brown to take a gap year after election defeat. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Outside the Commons today ex premier Gordon Brown announced to a gathered pack of journalists that he was ' going on a journey of spiritual healing to detox my mind and body of the stress and strain...

Thai Green Shirts just as hot as Red Shirts but with a slightly sweeter flavour. 1
MADJEZ 4 years
United Nations stockpile IKEA's furry snakes for latest UN Draught Resolution 0
gjp 4 years

more soon....

John Terry's dad attacks 'wimp' of a son 3
Mrblacker 4 years

Edward Terry, the drug-dealing dad of Chelsea and England footballer John Terry, has launched a stinging attack against his son from his prison cell. Terry snr, who admitted supplying cocaine from...

Detained militant in Iraq details World Cup plot to have a blast at the event 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Tapeworms are obsolete says NHS. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Thai protesters take on army with crude weapons taken from red light district 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Fatal aircrashes less deadly than they seem, say experts. 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Beef skirt winner on the catwalk in Paris show 8
PluckyMunky 4 years
DFS targets up-market clientele, plans 'everything full price' TV advert 0
QorbeQ 4 years

More soon. ['My been-done-before sense is tingling,' said Peter Parker]...

Risk of major ash-related catastrophe ‘not that likely’, say airline chiefs 3
Gary Stanton 4 years

A good number of aeroplanes are probably fine with huge amounts of ash clogging up their engines, airline chiefs said today . As henpecked safety officials and worried passengers were ‘preparing...