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Planet Earth designed by 5 year-old, explains Richard Hammond

After centuries of research by visionaries who have sometimes risked their lives when defending their theories, one man has revealed that science is no more complex than Lego. Richard Hammond, using...

20.07.11 5:09pm
Toxic Brooks Syndrome recognised as a proper disease 0
Christopher Frost 20.07.11 4:45pm
Christopher Frost
Anna Friel spends more time being a mum on-screen than off 0
Christopher Frost 20.07.11 4:37pm
Christopher Frost
Government plans final solution of the badger question 0
Christopher Frost 20.07.11 4:25pm
Christopher Frost
Inanimate objects seek path of least cooperability 0
Dumbnews 20.07.11 4:24pm
Man gets grief from Co-operative carrot cake 12
MrChigleysAunt 20.07.11 4:02pm
Arachnophobia Society website to close. 12
be reasonable 20.07.11 4:01pm
Trading Standards investigate complaints of Fig Rolls that don't... 0
Dick Everyman 20.07.11 3:22pm
Dick Everyman
All quiet on the Western front, report MGM Studios 3
SpankyMonkey 20.07.11 2:22pm
Dick Everyman
Equality groups rejoice as able bodied man qualifies for paralympics. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 20.07.11 2:15pm
We'll eat anyfin say the Japanese

Though the consumption of shark's fin continues, in Japan there's now twice the supply - however 50% are mutant new growths. Other new offerings on the Surf n Yet More Surf menu are Shark's Three Ear...

Ranewsbiscuit 20.07.11 2:07pm
Calais Novotel to be new face of News International as The Times is sold...

to the Daily Star (more required - Ed)...

Ranewsbiscuit 20.07.11 2:01pm
Flat Earth Society to go global

(work in progress - ghost writers welcome!) George Lobe, Marketing Director of the Flat Earth Society says it's time the org went global. "Due to such innovations as Google Earth, around the world...

Ranewsbiscuit 20.07.11 1:56pm
Murdoch 'I only said pious' 0
MADJEZ 20.07.11 1:18pm
Teapot in hot water for calling kettle ‘black’ 2
Dick Everyman 20.07.11 12:31pm
Dick Everyman
Ellis-Bextor questioned over dance floor murder

but Groove recovering in hospital...

beau-jolly 20.07.11 12:08pm
Acrimonious 'Moon and back' divorce trial concludes.

Darren Hayes, former vocalist with Australian pop outfit, Savage Garden finally obtained a decree nisi at the high court today for what being was described as a 'string of broken promises' by his...

f0zz 20.07.11 11:42am
David Cameron advisors say, "Don't bother unpacking", when he gets back home

His first question, "So how can we blame this on the Lib Dems?"...

Ian Searle 20.07.11 11:38am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Help for elderly people suffering from TourettesHeimers

Help may be at hand for millions of elderly people who can’t help saying what they’re thinking out loud because of the distressing effects of TourettesHeimers Disease., Doctors say a new...

FraserWords 20.07.11 11:38am
Crisis at Scarborough Fair -stocks of parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme run low 0
Ian Searle 20.07.11 11:17am
Ian Searle
Murdoch attacker admits foam whacking 5
ianslat 20.07.11 11:16am
Britain fears it could be next as Lord Sugar tells Italy 'You're fired'

Britain, the popular but eccentric contestant on BBC's The EU Apprentice, said last night that it expects to be next to receive the bullet from Lord Alan Sugar, following some increasingly erratic...

Oxbridge 20.07.11 11:05am
Vertically Challenged Giant
'rejoice, don't be tyred and emotional' advises Winnie Mandela 0
pere floza 20.07.11 11:05am
pere floza
Harper Lee in Victoria Beckham biography deal, ‘To Kill a Posh Bird’

Following the revelation by Victoria Beckham that her new baby was named after the author of her favorite book, 'To Kill a Mockingbird', Harper Lee has revealed that she has been secretly working on...

Dick Everyman 20.07.11 11:02am
Dick Everyman
Rupert Murdoch repeatedly tells MPs how old he is

Rupert Murdoch has gained a modicum of public sympathy during his appearance in front of the Select committee after repeatedly telling MPs ‘I’m 80 years old you know’. MPs who were initially...

Vertically Challenged Giant 20.07.11 10:43am
The camera never lies

From [url=]Richard Wiseman's blog[/url]:

JohnA 20.07.11 10:41am
Fears grow that there may be a copy-cat tarte au citron attack on David Cameron. 0
Ian Searle 20.07.11 10:36am
Ian Searle
Mashed potato industry crisis as Bodger the Badger is culled 0
thackaray 20.07.11 10:21am
News International buys Cillit Bang to remove stains to "character and business" 0
thackaray 20.07.11 10:18am
Rupert Murdoch's new favorite food - Humble Pie with lashings of cream. 0
Ian Searle 20.07.11 10:02am
Ian Searle