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14-year old Boy 'Wendy Licious' expresses outrage at fake lesbian blogs

A 14-year old male from Gloucester has expressed his outrage at the exposure of a string of 'fake' lesbian blogs. The blogs, perportedly written by lesbians in Damascus and Washington, were actually...

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14.06.11 10:52pm
rikkor
Judge Eady serves "Megainjunction" on entire Internet

The world's Internet users were thrown into near panic as the Hon. Justice Eady imposed a 12-month "Mega-injunction" forbidding all of them, regardless of their country of origin, from speaking...

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JohnA 14.06.11 10:24pm
JohnA
Filming on live-action Thomas The Tank Engine delayed by signal failure. 0
SingingHinny 14.06.11 9:56pm
SingingHinny
New transparent plane allows passengers to see bits falling off the fuselage

Airbus today announced a new transparent plane, which should be ready by 2050, or ten to nine this evening. A spokesman for Airbus, Jeremy Thomsett, said : 'Making the plane transparent will give...

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John Wiltshire 14.06.11 9:55pm
JohnA
Andy Murray personally thanks fan for their timely “Come on Andy” commentary.

In a surprising move, Andy Murray personally sought out a fan from the crowd to thank her for her cry of “Come on Andy” during the recent final at Queens Club this week. Andy explained to...

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spur of the moment 14.06.11 9:30pm
spur of the moment
Apple in DFS takeover bid

Apple is preparing to enter the UK sofa market with an ambitious bid to acquire DFS.,  , 'It makes complete sense,' says market analyst Rodney Wiles. 'Steve Jobs has long been an admirer of DFS...

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roybland 14.06.11 8:17pm
roybland
Experience shows the less we talk to people the more we know about them 0
Dumbnews 14.06.11 8:05pm
Dumbnews
US Forces credit Facebook's facial recognition feature for finding Bin Laden 0
Dumbnews 14.06.11 8:01pm
Dumbnews
Inflation Rate at 4%: heroin cost increase offset by fall in prostitution fees

The latest "urban" inflation rate, designed to accurately reflect the costs of day to living in British cities was announced -the rate is unchanged at four percent. An increase in the cost of heroin...

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steve_l 14.06.11 7:36pm
steve_l
Man admitted to A&E said to be a health minister

A man treated last night at a London hospital is believed to be a government health minister.,  , 'A 54 year old man arrived last night at our A&E in a state of some distress,' a hospital...

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roybland 14.06.11 6:56pm
roybland
Facebook contempt trial collapses after juror unfriends judge 0
Ludicity 14.06.11 6:31pm
Ludicity
Germaine Greer devastated to find that lesbians are just men in disguise.

Many teen boys and men devastated also. 'Next thing you know they'll be telling us that there's no such thing as the tooth fairy or Father Christmas.' said one limp wristed observer...

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Mr Payne 14.06.11 6:00pm
Mr Payne
Charlotte Church gets own back at Gavin Henson, stars in "The Mistress"

More behind-his-back news later...

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JohnA 14.06.11 5:44pm
JohnA
Shock as people prefer reading fake lesbian blogs by men to real lesbians

"Unless there are two lesbians in the same blog then it gets interesting, especially late at night"...

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JohnA 14.06.11 5:32pm
JohnA
Coalition confirms  "Britain's got illness" approach to NHS commissioning

Health Minister Andrew Lansley has confirmed that the latest NHS reforms will require patients seeking treatment to be seen by a panel of three healthcare professionals, 'sitting behind a desk with...

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NewSuburbanDad 14.06.11 5:29pm
JohnA
Management Merry-Go-Round replaced with Waltzer

Sacked football managers will no longer climb aboard the proverbial Management Merry-Go-Round under new proposals by the League Managers Association. Chief Executive of the LMA Richard Bevan...

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Midfield Diamond 14.06.11 5:21pm
JohnA
Pippa moves to France - 'I'm putting the past behind me'

Pippa Middleton has announced that she is moving to France. In an interview with The Sun, she said: 'I'm putting the past behind me, or derriere moi as they say there. The bottom line is, people are...

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John Wiltshire 14.06.11 4:23pm
JohnA
Leicester City Council 'unprepared for many unlikely apocalyptic scenarios'

There was consternation in the East Midlands as people woke to the news that Leicester City Council was entirely unprepared for an invasion of zombies. "We're very sorry that we haven't prepared for...

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JohnA 14.06.11 3:11pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
King of Lilliput blames Big Society for all social ills

In a shock statement targeted at the coalition the citizens of Lilliput have joined in with the row started by the Archbishop of Canterbury to voice their misgivings with David Cameron’s Big...

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Dick Everyman 14.06.11 3:10pm
Dick Everyman
Ministers agree major NHS rewrite : voting between SHN and HNS 4
charlies_hat 14.06.11 3:07pm
JohnA
Goat farmers upset at sexualisation of kids. 3
be reasonable 14.06.11 2:21pm
be reasonable
Pensioner ‘stable’ after Scottish Power refund

A pensioner from Dunfermline is in a stable condition today following a shock refund by Scottish Power. When Mrs Gladys McArthur, 92 saw the envelope from the utility company she sat down as usual...

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Dick Everyman 14.06.11 1:05pm
Ostsee
Greek sovereign debt crisis: the Bubble bursts

Just getting my headline in early. Won't be long now...

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Des Custard 14.06.11 11:50am
Des Custard
Cameron's new NHS plan shock - 'Doctors and nurses will help make people better'

Under radical new plans unveiled by David Cameron, medical staff in the NHS are to be allowed to make people better. 'We've stopped and listened,' said Mr Cameron. 'Mostly to our spin doctors who...

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John Wiltshire 14.06.11 11:42am
John Wiltshire
Gavin Henson to star in "The Muppet," a biopic of his late father Jim 0
Iamthestig 14.06.11 11:35am
Iamthestig
Media shock at revelation that not everyone posting on blogs is entireley honest

Did I mention that I'm actually a millionaire playboy nobel prize winning ex model? I am not, however, a lesbian...

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button 14.06.11 11:19am
button
Lesbian website content revealed to be created by straight men 1
charlies_hat 14.06.11 11:16am
button
Fans praying Rincewind The Wizard finds Alzheimers cure before it's too late.

Or Vimes?! Someone must be able to find it!...

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SingingHinny 14.06.11 10:54am
SingingHinny
Images Of Toast Found In Pictures Of Jesus

Believers and biblical scholars the world over are flocking to examine reports of the faithful detecting hidden images of toast in pictures depicting Jesus Christ. "Sometimes it's in the folds of...

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Textbook 14.06.11 10:26am
rickwestwell
Gavin Henson in TV row about dignity in dating

Welsh rugby player Gavin Henson has stirred up a storm by taking part in the live portrayal of dating during a controversial TV show. He said that putting himself in the shoes of ‘The Bachelor’...

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Wicked Lady 14.06.11 10:11am
Wicked Lady