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Obama moves USA to a single time zone

In a bold electioneering move, President Obama has declared that the whole of the United States will now not only be one time zone, but aligned to Samoa. “First is everything and every American...

brownpaperreporter 07.01.12 7:34pm
Meals For One Re-Launched As "Meals For The Socially Independent" 0
sredni vashta 07.01.12 6:12pm
sredni vashta
Unknown man defends his leadership of the Opposition 3
MT Bucket 07.01.12 6:05pm
sredni vashta
Police receive midnight complaint as Blacks pre-packed and sold for sport 0
medici2471 07.01.12 6:00pm
Incompetent orchestra leader faces misconduct trial 3
button 07.01.12 5:24pm
Dieticians dismayed by new final-calorie pension scheme.

Thin times ahead., (Hat-tip to Perks)...

John Ffitch-Rucker 07.01.12 5:22pm
Taliban arrest female suicide bomber for making thinly-veiled threats.

Does my bomb look big in this?...

John Ffitch-Rucker 07.01.12 5:20pm
Stan Collymore not involved in controversy

Stan Collymore has failed to show up for a controversy, leaving his agent and followers Twitterly disappointed. Many computer users, with proven levels of gullibility, were left staring forlornly at...

ronseal 07.01.12 5:17pm
Opponents of HS2 scheme claim enquiry was "Railroaded" 0
MT Bucket 07.01.12 3:48pm
MT Bucket
Newcastle to get free wi-i 2
Immunis 07.01.12 3:15pm
Al OPecia
Black Panther spotted on Isle of Wight

The Isle of Wight Council today confirmed that it was drafting, in extra police officers in the hunt for a black panther, following a, number of reports by islanders. In a recent press release,...

fernandomando 07.01.12 2:27pm
Mouse Finds Man In Pasty. 4
sredni vashta 07.01.12 2:22pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Cameron: NHS Patients to do ward inspections and "minor surgical procedures" 1
MT Bucket 07.01.12 2:14pm
Synchronised swimmer drowns. Remaining team members follow. 3
Smart Alex 07.01.12 2:09pm
Lloyd Grossman still entering C-list celebrity houses when they are shopping

recent CCTV shows...

gaijintendo 07.01.12 2:08pm
Taliban unveil plans to unveil women 0
Dumbnews 07.01.12 12:27pm
I'll have an R.I.P please Bob. 5
MADJEZ 07.01.12 12:01pm
BBC World Service to carry ads for small arms

“It’s not a change from the World Service’s original remit - our job is to embody the freedoms enjoyed by Britain, and alongside democracy and social harmony is the freedom to trade in...

nickb 07.01.12 11:24am
Olympic organisers unveil plans for “synchronised dying”

Contingency plans for the unplanned death of Mrs Thatcher at exactly the same time as the Olympic games have been unveiled. “One of the main challenges is around transport”, said Locog...

nickb 07.01.12 11:11am
Angry Pringles eater flips his lid 0
kga6 07.01.12 10:10am
Tragedy in New Zealand as accident on 'futuristic' transport system kills 11 2
MT Bucket 07.01.12 10:01am
Stallone assures movie fans 'I do all my own CGI'

Evergreen action hero Sylvester Stallone is taking Hollywood back to the '80s with his latest blockbuster, promising fans he'll perform all his own CGI. Movie fans have long bemoaned the lack of...

07.01.12 9:07am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Ed Miliband's Plan fails Building Control inspection. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 07.01.12 7:47am
Al OPecia
2500 'sat nav summit' delegates found in lake 2
Perks 07.01.12 1:28am
Cash-strapped Britain could go ‘gay for pay’ warns Cameron

The Prime Minister has warned pro-Europeans within the coalition that greater financial integration into the Eurozone would destabilise the pink pound and force the nation to go ‘gay for pay’....

jp1885 07.01.12 12:44am
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I.Q. of Intelligent Design’s Creator Pegged at 78

After a series of exhaustive tests, researchers at the U.S. Department of Education have found that the “higher being” responsible for Intelligent Design (ID) has an IQ of 78. This number falls...

Bill Britton 07.01.12 12:32am
Al OPecia
WWF protest trade in endangered species as Rooney tipped for possible transfer 0
MT Bucket 06.01.12 10:58pm
MT Bucket
Government to extend "Right to Die" legislation to anyone over 45 0
MT Bucket 06.01.12 10:47pm
MT Bucket
Official supports Khan / Peterson rematch because he "needs a new car" 0
MT Bucket 06.01.12 10:43pm
MT Bucket
Coalition Government think they are starring in a new series of "Ashes to Ashes" 0
MT Bucket 06.01.12 10:35pm
MT Bucket