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Fulham Boss Mark Hughes keen to sign Bellamy 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

Mark Hughes, boss of Premier League contenders Fulham has verified a keen interest in signing disgruntled Bellamy. David however has denied any links with the club and maintains a keen desire to keep...

Meteor shower 'a must see' claim excited triffids 5
Ludicity 4 years
Mrs Patak launches complimentary flame retardant trousers with inner brief.. 2
Coldstream 4 years

Mr & Mrs Patak, curry cuisine celebrities who created a multi-million pound empire by basically bottling tasty laxatives, have today launched a limited edition anniversary edition curry with a...

Kinder Eggs face up to declining sales and develop new product.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

In response to the new fad for austerity Kinder, famous manufacturers of the Kinder Surprise Egg has launched a new product the Kinder Disappointment, which should be much more appealing to mum's who...

Jabba the Hut fitted with gastric band. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Liam Fox upsets football fans with plans to make MOTD leaner. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
J.R. Hartley gives 'Fly Fishing' one-star review 1
ChrisHarrison 4 years

'Very disappointing. Didn't tell me anything I didn't already know.'...

Car advert drives husband to murder wife 3
hero2zero 4 years

Fed up with the constant taunts from his wife, prompted by a TV car advert Gerry Thompson, thirty-seven year old taxidermist finally snapped. It was the forth showing in ninety minutes and as the...

Barclays Premier League and the FA to unveil package of austerity measures 2
simonjmr 4 years

* Barclays Premeirship trophy to be smelted down and recast into several smaller trophy's - the left over silver to be sold for scrap. * Standard pie cost, size and fillings to be agreed and rolled...

Pig acquires pilot’s licence 2
ChrisHarrison 4 years

They said it could never happen, but one Gloucestershire pig has fulfilled a lifetime’s ambition by learning to fly. The pedigree porker, Lord Percival Snodgrass III, passed his test with flying...

UK's oldest smoker dies aged 103. Family to spend 6 weeks scattering ashes. 0
Ludicity 4 years
Head of Topshop to review government cuts. UP TO 75% OFF. 0
Ludicity 4 years

More reductions soon...

Government to “ring-fence” property perimeter security spending 0
virtuallywill 4 years

more or less later...

New beavers seen as sales of hair removal products hit by recession... 0
virtuallywill 4 years

sales smoothing out...

Leaked Email Reveals Beckham To Sneak Over England Training Ground Back Fence 0
mugwump 4 years

Posh to give him a bunk up. More Soon...

Osama Terror Chef gets his just deserts 0
jayjay22 4 years

Osama Bin Laden's former cook and driver, Ibrahim al-Qosi has been sentenced to 14 years in prison by a Guantanamo Bay tribunal.However, he could serve far less time after whipping up a "dynamite"...

Japanese robots to boost UK police 0
Geoff 4 years

Following the swinging cuts to police budgets, a delegation of senior police officers have travelled to Japan to investigate a new innovation in crime fighting robots that could cut crime...

Newsflash...Newsflash...Fabio quits FA for BP 0
jayjay22 4 years

After his Beckham Fau Par, Fabio Capello has quit as England coach for a top level PR job with BPHe issued his first press release this morning and he is already in trouble."Cheer up people of...

Met officers face assault charges after rain batters northern UK 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Met Officers face assault charges 3
dazchief 4 years

Outrage as Suzanne Charlton, Francis Wilson and John Kettley go on drunken rampage through London...

Call for video technology to verify German growth was over the 2% line 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
MoD staff fear cost review will be a Fox in a chicken coop 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Bomb squad called in to defuse website ticker 0
dicky37 4 years

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Scientist says trek to record remote Inuit culture is prelude to IoW holiday 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Sir Philip Green’s savings review suggests UK becomes resident in Monaco 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Biography claims 'troubled' Marillion singer Fish repeatedly expelled from shoal 0
dicky37 4 years

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Sophie Dahl exposes dyslexia of grandfather author Ronald 0
dicky37 4 years

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1940s revival craze grips France, hundreds of Roma rounded up to be "deported" 1
rickwestwell 4 years

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We never use the stupid bloody things, admits Swiss army 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Star Trek to upgrade on board live videocasts technology with Skype 0
Dumbnews 4 years