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WASP's are the new blacks 19
beau-jolly 18.08.11 7:28pm
greg various
Amazonian tribe found that have never heard of the river Amazon. 0
greg various 18.08.11 4:26pm
greg various
Met confirms 1,000 Elvis impersonators arrested in wake of riots

The Metropolitan Police has confirmed that nearly 1,000 Elvis impersonators have been arrested in the wake of the riots that shocked London last week. ‘These fat buggers have nothing to do with...

The Paper Ostrich 18.08.11 3:46pm
The Paper Ostrich
After shark attack wife pays tribute to husband,well usually he only brings home

sardines ,a bit o seal and the occasional penguin,but he did us real proud this time,a giant piece o whitebait...

spreademarge 18.08.11 3:13pm
Breaking News: Isle of Wight student receives A-Level 2
bonjonelson 18.08.11 3:09pm
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Ann Widdecombe to pose for Playboy

The former Conservative MP and amateur dancer Ann Widdecombe has confirmed she's to pose naked for the top shelf magazine Playboy. 63 year old Ms Widdecombe, who has previously had a firm stance...

Mrblacker 18.08.11 2:54pm
Liverpool announces record "Eh Eh Eh" Level results 0
simonjmr 18.08.11 2:06pm
Gerard Depardieu to star in Urino de Cityjet 1
Iamthestig 18.08.11 1:14pm
Parent's anger over 'question of death'

With A-level pass rates increasing for the 29th year in a row, most families are able to take pride in their children’s performance. However, at least three different sets of parents from differing...

Screenie 18.08.11 1:08pm
Most Britons agree there should be a curfew for politicians

A majority of the British people think there should be a curfew for the country's politicians, according to a recent YouGov poll. 'I'd like to see them placed under a curfew from dawn to dusk,' said...

roybland 18.08.11 12:50pm
Wenger to watch next Arsenal game from International Space Station

Following suggestions that Arsene Wenger flouted his latest touchline ban by relaying phone messages to players via his assistant, UEFA have called for the Arsenal boss to watch his team’s next...

Gary Stanton 18.08.11 12:43pm
Police blame 'misplaced irony' after naming Taser victim 'Mr. Burns' 3
pinxit 18.08.11 12:43pm
The Great Unwashed accused of elitism, now just “The Unwashed”

Justice Rollins today decreed “It is no longer appropriate that such an elitist title be bestowed upon, lets face it, the scrag end of the British population. They are neither great in stature,...

brownpaperreporter 18.08.11 11:21am
Taser victim to have AC-DC - 'You Shook Me All Night Long' played at funeral 0
Screenie 18.08.11 10:45am
Nation celebrates prettiest A-Levels ever

red 18.08.11 10:34am
‘Obsessed’ action movie fan given ASBO for persistent public nuisance offences

A 26 year old Leicestershire man, described as being ‘obsessed with action movies’, has today been given an ASBO following a string of offences related to attempting to act out film scenes in...

Vertically Challenged Giant 18.08.11 10:23am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Spanish riots over Pope visit end as rioters note he didn't bring a TV to loot 0
Basil_B 18.08.11 8:52am
Talk Talk asks Ofcom how many free texts are included in its £3m fine? 0
Duncan Biscuit 18.08.11 8:41am
Duncan Biscuit
Spain ends bullfighting in favour of more Real Madrid-Barcelona matches 0
Duncan Biscuit 18.08.11 8:40am
Duncan Biscuit
Riots Force Name Change To UK....

..Now to be known as 'Guantanomo,' as Tory MP says, "Riots as important as 9/11."...

Jesse Bigg 18.08.11 8:40am
Jesse Bigg
NFU welcomes prospect of bumper year for hay levels 0
Duncan Biscuit 18.08.11 8:39am
Duncan Biscuit
RBS says it has ‘no plans’ to stop using the UK taxpayer as an ATM 0
Duncan Biscuit 18.08.11 8:38am
Duncan Biscuit
Concern as Britain’s Last-Chance Saloon gets 24-hour alcohol licence 0
Duncan Biscuit 18.08.11 8:38am
Duncan Biscuit
"ah werz ahly pissing by the duhr" claims embarassed Depardieu 0
simonjmr 18.08.11 7:34am
Osborne gets Maths A Level at third time of trying

Said to be 'delighted' after years of tutoring pay off...

Anon321 18.08.11 7:31am
Flogging a dead horse and shooting fish in a barrel 'Easier than last year'.

Says cynical gag writer...

wallster 18.08.11 7:24am
A level passes

More next year...

ianslat 18.08.11 7:22am
A Levels to be given tag-line ‘failure is not an option’ 0
ianslat 18.08.11 7:21am
Man finds justifiable work reason for buying iPad 1
Nick McCarr 18.08.11 6:50am
Crime free and cash strapped Japan now promoting "looting tourism"

Dumbnews 18.08.11 5:40am