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6 in 10 suffer mental illness. Remaining 4 'in denial', say analysts. 0
Ludicity 4 years
Acid Rain plans comeback tour 0
ianslat 4 years

Fans of 1980s ecology are today celebrating the announcement that Acid Rain is planning a comeback tour.,  , The 80s pollution by-product and alleged threat to the planet was huge at the time,...

Cycling Hitler Youth destroy the field at 1940 Tour de France 0
Ludicity 4 years
Tories rethink election strategy after failure of Cameron's blue avatar 0
Ludicity 4 years
First week of March dry – hosepipe ban imminent. 0
AdrianJ 4 years

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Ranulph Fiennes abandons his attempt at conquering Stockport’s one-way system 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Bulger shock: I'm not qualified to make judgements, caller tells radio phone in 0
ronseal 4 years

A caller to Nick Ferrari's LBC phone in show gave a chilling verdict on the Jamie Bulger horror case yesterday. The caller, identifying himself only as Pete from Penge, shocked breakfast phone-in...

Stump Grinding For Beginners (NEAT-O) 0
Iscariot 4 years

Heather Mills McCartney's raunchy, semi-autobiographical novel due out soon catalogues the life of a second-rate porno actress catapulted to fame without a safety net, after colliding with an...

Jeremy Clarkson buys up surplus Snatch Land Rovers 0
Scroat 4 years

"It's a throbbing beast of a vehicle," he effused in his infinite manliness...

Mum with blunt scissors cuts childs hair - redefines standard for lunatic fringe 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Jackpot for Biscuiteers 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

Biscuiteers working at a newspaper recycling plant today hit a rich seam of comic material...

Brown lies to Chilcot Inquiry:- 0
ramblesid 4 years

"I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition"...

Police smash internet Francophile ring. 6
wallster 4 years

Police across several European countries have taken part in a co-ordinated operation to arrest over 40 notorious internet Francophiles. Operation 'Dans La Merde' has been monitoring the activities...

Librarians in crisis over Blair's memoirs: fiction or non-fiction? 7
Scroat 4 years

Loads more soon...

'Record number of heads' sacked claims furious Hydra. 0
Ludicity 4 years
Tabloids compromise by revealing true identity of Terry Venables 0
Ludicity 4 years
Gordon Brown to replace Snatch Land Rover with Bullet Proof Toyota 0
Ludicity 4 years
Brown boosts troops’ morale by flying back to UK 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Brown delivers supplies of bully beef to troops in Afghanistan 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Tories Under Pressure Over All Wild-Frontiersman Shortlists 1
thisisall1word 4 years

Three local Conservative constituency associations have announced they intend to fight central party plans to impose all wild-frontiersman shortlists upon them in the run up to the coming general...

Imperial Forces 'not fit for purpose' 0
Mrblacker 4 years

The Empire is still reeling after the Emperor launched a a full scale inquiry into the effectiveness and capabilities of his army of Imperial Stormtroopers. While admitting the destruction of...

Gordon Brown auditions for part of Sontaran in Dr Who. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years

Tiger in Rehab Update:Proof, He is Extremely Empathic With Hot Young Blondes! 0
sleeprun 4 years

Much to the surprise of veteran sex addiction counselors, Tiger "The Wolf" Woods, pet name given by fellow and female inmates, was tested and brain scanned and found to be endowed with exceptional,...

Gordon Brown visits Daily Mail offices 3
virtuallywill 4 years

Harvard - Web 2.0 Research: Brits/Picts/Scots Like Pictures of Sheep - A Lot 0
sleeprun 4 years

"We first noticed this propensity in our research on Twitter, where 89% of the pictures tweeted from the British Isles contained sheep in otherwise empty pastures. The remainder of the pictures were...

Extremely Hot, Young Couple Asked Why They Hang With Plain Looking Friends 0
sleeprun 4 years

"The contrast is what we're all about." said Brant the equally beautiful of the two. "Yes, we actually photo test our friends and avoid extremes. Too pretty, wouldn't do at all. Ugly is kind of...

Lost Jewish tribe 'found in Scotland' 1
Scroat 4 years

och aye oy vey...

NYT "Fax Industry Council Tells Internet to Go Take A Flying Flip" 0
sleeprun 4 years

"We held a press conference and told them to grab their ankles and fall backwardoff a steep cliff, on the Welsh coast. Don't muk up our bloody beaches with that 2.0 trash! Have you seen their...

UN threaten sanctions against the Isle of Wight.... 0
Basil_B 4 years

.after evidence is found that a meteor the size of it was to blame for wiping out the dinosaurs one hundred twenty million years ago...

Insurance firm folds after one claim 0
Mrblacker 4 years

A Birmingham-based insurance firm has closed for business and left hundreds of professional motorists out of pocket, after settling just one claim. Unique Accident Cover, based in the city's...