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Gascoigne comfortable after receiving transfusion of 8 pints of Newcastle Brown 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Wedding guest finds woman's very small hat of little interest. 1
riesler 4 years
UK economy downgraded to "fucked". 0
Richypants 4 years

UK economy downgraded to "fucked"...

Study shows while cat's away, mice 'exhibit no discernable behavioural changes' 6
dicky37 4 years

Scientists announced today that, far from taking advantage of the situation to engage in play, laboratory mice appeared wholly unaffected by the absence of their domestic predator...

BP shareholders to receive dividend in the form of dead seabirds 1
Ludicity 4 years
20% of Legionnaires killed by drivers with dirty windscreens 1
edward hack 4 years


Risk of Legionnaires disease 1 in 25 in summer, but 1 in 2 in Winter! 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Man actually wins toy monkey at fairground 0
dandare70 4 years
Stable doors ‘should always be kept locked’ says commission of inquiry 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
MP's realise they have the wrong bloody Saville report. 1
andhrimnir 4 years

Jewelry jewelry, jingle jingle, ow's about that then...

World Cup 'widows' craving soft breath, gentle buzzing on vuvuzelas says study 0
QorbeQ 4 years
England netball fans decry media obsession with 'HABs' 3
Oxbridge 4 years

As England's 16-woman netball squad embarks on a friendly tour of Australia and New Zealand, the nation's army of fans should be looking forward to a first ever championship at the Delhi 2010...

F1 introduces experienced mobile Chicane's at Canadian Grand Prix 0
Iamthestig 4 years

Michael Schumacher did a fantastic job in the first use of these new chicane. Johnny Herbert, Jacques Villeneive and David Coulthard set to guest in upcoming races...

England team confident of missing penalties 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Chief Buthalezi to address Parliament as MPs blow oversized plastic horns 1
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Crude oil washes up on beach in shape of penis 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 4 years

Tar balls to be added later...

Scotland to officially support Ghana 1
jp1885 4 years
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Ludicity 4 years

Israel announce [s]full vindication[/s] 'independent inquiry' into flotilla raid...

Blair rejects role for UN inspectors in Gaza blockade dispute 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Risk assessment delays Health and Safety review 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
TV bosses to dub 'you're shit and you know you are' over Vuvuzela noise 0
jp1885 4 years
ITV apologises to HD viewers still able to see the face of Adrian Chiles 0
Ludicity 4 years
'People lonelier than ever' claims Professor Billy No-Mates 0
Ludicity 4 years
ITV to replace Matt Smith with automated cliche issuing machine 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Bean counters at ITV have been identifying waste at the beleagured organisation and they have discovered several areas where staff are paid massive wages that could be carried out by machines, or...

Japanese Hayabusa asteroid mission comes home: Universe Mostly Inedible 0
afternoonslow 4 years

By Jonathan Amos, Science correspondent, BBC News A capsule thought to contain the first samples grabbed from the surface of an asteroid has returned to Earth. Analysis shows it to be Domino's...

Newspapers replace all online content with headlines linked to google searches 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Israel launches investigation into it`s handling of terrorist food suppliers on 0
arrghgarry 4 years

the high seas ,and of course announces itself totally innocent of all charges ., Being God`s favourite Martini people they can kill anyone ,anywhere ,anytime.They thought that this had been made...

Failing to return your seat back to its upright position will kill you, says FAA 0
Dumbnews 4 years
FAA grounds all flights after passenger neglects to fasten his seatbelt 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Gordon Brown and Fred Goodwinthank Robert Green for taking the pressure off them 0
arrghgarry 4 years

by becoming the most despised man in England .Gordon was quoted " I detest Balls but this time one worked for me"...