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Julian Assange takes out super-injunction...

no more soon...

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be reasonable 05.04.11 6:31pm
Ugi_Again
Smell of bacon sandwiches provokes mass conversions to Christianity...

thousands of Jews and Muslims willing 'to take a gamble on it'. Who else can I upset today? Hat-tip to screenie for mentioning bacon sandwiches...

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be reasonable 05.04.11 6:15pm
be reasonable
Millions of spiders released into Libya: Now a 'No Fly Zone' 0
05.04.11 6:03pm
Captive breeding programme established to halt decline of ginger gene

Conservation scientists across the country have been put on red alert in response to a Wikipedia entry that claims the ginger gene is in serious decline across the UK. The website's assertions that...

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OllieP 05.04.11 5:23pm
New Ford KKKa to come with optional white-power steering

As another possible execution...

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Qoxiivi 05.04.11 5:16pm
New pick-up trucks in middle-America to come with optional white-power steering 0
Qoxiivi 05.04.11 4:13pm
Qoxiivi
Religious outrage as Paul McCartney admits to burning Quorn. 0
charlies_hat 05.04.11 3:34pm
charlies_hat
Johnson considers 'immobility scooters' to speed up London's pedestrians

Scientific studies, probably costing millions of pounds, have proven that if all cars move at the same speed on the motorway the traffic as a single entity will get to where it is heading faster than...

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Screenie 05.04.11 3:22pm
Screenie
Female market gardener sets pulses racing with "rinse my lettuce" comment

More innuendo soon...

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simonjmr 05.04.11 3:04pm
Ostsee
Riots Sweep London after Muslim Cleric burns "Three Men in a Boat"

UN headquarters in London was under siege today amid rumours that Islamic militants in Kandahar had yesterday burned one, and perhaps even dozens of, copies of the book which many see as having the...

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Ugi_Again 05.04.11 2:57pm
be reasonable
Rooney blames camera outburst on left on autocue saying 'you jug eared twat' 0
Basil_B 05.04.11 1:19pm
Basil_B
Christmas to go ahead on Norfolk Turkey Farm

In an unexpected and surprising decision today, it was announced that Simon Cash’s turkey farm, near Cromer in Norfolk, will be fully behind the celebration of Christmas in 2011. The decision is...

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Mother 05.04.11 12:02pm
Mother
Graddafi proposes exchanging Koussa for Al-Megrahi 2
Duncan Biscuit 05.04.11 11:53am
Ostsee
Minister of State for Decentralisation to organise decentralisation centrally

The Minister of State for Decentralisation, Greg Clark, has promised to organise the decentralistion of the country., He said: 'I'm going to do it all myself. I shall visit every part of Britain and...

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John Wiltshire 05.04.11 11:41am
John Wiltshire
Female market gardener sets pulses racing: Dwarf bean beat Sugar snap peas 0
simonjmr 05.04.11 11:39am
simonjmr
Recession latest: devout builders hoping for more conversions... 0
be reasonable 05.04.11 10:47am
be reasonable
Female form ‘too good to be true'

‘If it seems too good to be true, it probably is’ is one of the favourite sayings of Agnes Rassiter of Banstead in Surrey and so her son, George Rassiter, a self proclaimed Geek's geek and Laser...

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Screenie 05.04.11 10:38am
Screenie
House extensions to "go through the roof"

. (Unlike stationary sales)...

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Nick McCarr 05.04.11 10:29am
Nick McCarr
Musicologist proves that several genres are considerably queerer than folk. 0
be reasonable 05.04.11 8:32am
be reasonable
Relief as Real IRA agrees to only bomb CAMRA pubs 4
Skylarking 05.04.11 8:30am
be reasonable
Children's TV latest: Ivorian Engine of Democracy fails to oust Gbagpuss 0
Skylarking 05.04.11 8:01am
Skylarking
HMV profits warning found on dog abandoned outside Battersea Dogs Home 0
Duncan Biscuit 05.04.11 7:58am
Duncan Biscuit
MoD criticised for announcing 2,600 redundancies before telling next of kin 0
Duncan Biscuit 05.04.11 7:57am
Duncan Biscuit
Stolen FA Cup tickets found in Liverpool, bags they were in still missing 0
Duncan Biscuit 05.04.11 7:57am
Duncan Biscuit
Clare Balding 'not a threat to other women's marriages'...

in other news, it appears that the Pope is not a Muslim...

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be reasonable 05.04.11 7:55am
John Wiltshire
Cameron promises to listen to anyone who agrees with him about NHS reforms

David Cameron last night promised to listen carefully to anyone who agrees with him about his radical NHS reforms., 'I'm taking a pause in the course of the legislation,' he said, trying to look...

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John Wiltshire 05.04.11 7:43am
John Wiltshire
Ryan Air to charge if there is no one sitting next to you 0
Dumbnews 05.04.11 4:57am
Dumbnews
New world religion emerges, Atheism 0
Dumbnews 05.04.11 12:02am
Dumbnews
Shuttleworth Collection drafted in by RAF for Libyan operations

The Prime Minister's confirmed the historic Shuttleworth Collection will be re-called to service by the Royal Air Force, to provide extra aircraft for the no-fly zone over Libya. "The major...

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Mrblacker 04.04.11 11:03pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
‘It’s not doublespeak’ insists Cameron. ‘It’s “speakdouble”.

David Cameron moved swiftly today to deny that new government guidelines on use of technical jargon amounted to an “Orwellian hijack” of the English language. ‘We know there are subtleties the...

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NewSuburbanDad 04.04.11 11:00pm
malgor