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Raunchy Rihanna video sparks new guidance...

'You've just got to see this one!', say censors...

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be reasonable 09.05.11 4:05pm
be reasonable
Sir Alex Ferguson launches new 'Stand-up' career

Sir Alex Ferguson, manager of Manchester United, has announced that he will retire from football at the end of the season to embark on a new career as a stand-up comic. "I've always dreamt of being...

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antharrison 09.05.11 3:35pm
antharrison
Isle of Wight to jump back in time by one day.

Following the announcement SAMOA is to move forward one day the IOW today announced it is to go back one day in time. In fact we may choose to do this every week...

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tonyhill 09.05.11 3:12pm
tonyhill
Swiss Secret Services deny using snowboarding as interrogation technique 5
bonjonelson 09.05.11 2:46pm
Dumbnews
Shakin' Stevens to be new front man for Parkinson's Disease Charity 0
Pinhead 09.05.11 2:18pm
Pinhead
US promises to flush out Bin Laden's number two 6
Skylarking 09.05.11 1:50pm
Screenie
Large coil of copper wire granted super induction

[more soon]...

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bonjonelson 09.05.11 1:39pm
tonyhill
BBC to show boulangerie procedural "Waking the bread" 0
simonjmr 09.05.11 1:24pm
simonjmr
Obese mathematician suffering from Pi retention 0
simonjmr 09.05.11 1:23pm
simonjmr
Obama asks why it took so long to find Bin Laden?Pakistan blame faulty sat nav 0
Basil_B 09.05.11 12:52pm
Basil_B
Repeat Bin Laden style video threats thwarted as terror cameras dismantled. 0
Basil_B 09.05.11 12:24pm
Basil_B
Unhappy gin drinker demands juniper inspection

Ok, I admit I'm bored...

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09.05.11 11:11am
Sooty keeping quiet about affair with Soo

Rumours of fistings, occult ceremonies and drug abuse denied More soon...

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simonjmr 09.05.11 11:04am
simonjmr
Jemima Puddleduck denies Twitter claims of affair with Jeremy Fisher 0
simonjmr 09.05.11 11:02am
simonjmr
Super Injunctions can be weakened by Kryptonite - Reports Daily Planet 0
Iamthestig 09.05.11 10:41am
Iamthestig
Sir Paul McCartney to marry John Cleese

"We have nothing to lose", claims the happy pair, but the prenup runs to 4 volumes...

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09.05.11 10:30am
Deacon
Wikileaks reveal Tony Robinson's "evil genius" masterplan.

Far from being an innocuous programme for lovers of dirt being scraped off stuff, "Time Team" is, according to Wikileaks, a nefarious plan to reverse the course of time. A leaked Channel 4 memo...

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Deacon 09.05.11 10:20am
Deacon
Wikileaks reveals that there are millions of super-injunctions

We just hadn't heard of them...

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Sinnick 09.05.11 9:37am
Sinnick
Navy SEALs being considered to finish off Lib Dems

Political experts state that Nick Clegg may be doing a better job More soon...

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simonjmr 09.05.11 9:34am
Sinnick
German exports surge to highest level since September 1939 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.05.11 9:15am
Duncan Biscuit
Royal College of GP’s letter to PM ‘totally illegible’ says Cabinet Office 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.05.11 9:15am
Duncan Biscuit
MG Phoenix Four disqualified as directors but make Sunday Times Rich List 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.05.11 9:14am
Duncan Biscuit
Barclays’s £1bn PPI settlement not covered by its insurance;

claims the policy was mis-sold...

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Qoxiivi 09.05.11 9:09am
Qoxiivi
UK Banks drop PPI case to maintain their "untarnished" public image. 0
Kramaring 09.05.11 9:04am
Kramaring
Another MP obtains a Super-Injunction

It has now emerged that following last week’s local elections and AV referendum another sitting MP has obtained a super-injunction to prevent him being named as the Leader of the Liberal Democrat...

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Deimos 09.05.11 8:06am
Deimos
Obama offers Cameron health care system 'swapsies'

In a ground-breaking proposal, Barack Obama today offered to swap the US health care system with David Cameron's NHS. It is no secret that both of the world leaders are unhappy with their own...

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09.05.11 7:58am
George W Bush has final word on bin Laden: "Martyrdom is dead" 0
Nick McCarr 09.05.11 1:42am
Nick McCarr
Passengers marvel as man talking on mobile says "I'm on the train".

"We all thought it was a bus"...

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Nick McCarr 09.05.11 1:41am
Nick McCarr
Archbishop's 'discomfort' at Hitler suicide

Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams has expressed 'deep discomfort' over the suicide of Adolf Hitler. 'One cannot help but feel the man was driven to it,' Dr Williams told a London press...

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roybland 08.05.11 7:59pm
Ironduke
Big Disappointment Up North Re Local Elections.....

.No Tory councillors to kick...

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Jesse Bigg 08.05.11 7:32pm
Jesse Bigg