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Nurse, who lost the right to wear a cross, is told to hide it under a hijab. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
BBC newsreaders to have lessons in how to pronounce the word "sixth". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Saatchi and Saatchi Tory Campaign tells UK: Elect Your Betters 0
thisisall1word 4 years
PM told to 'Pimp his ride'. 0
MightyBlair 4 years

The Queen has instructed Gordon Brown that he must encourage younger voters to take part in the election. Whilst bound by restrictions which prevent bias, the Queen ventured 'Both you and that...

Vote Tory! Vote Tits! say Sun Page 3 girls 0
Crow 4 years

Phwoar later...

Fundamental Christians upset at Jewish Jesus 0
simonjmr 4 years
Embracing honesty and openness, 0
Zadok the second 4 years

Tories to be rebranded 'Same Old Tory Wankers'. More soon...

Prime Minister to regenerate into a new person in May. 2
MADJEZ 4 years

The Government has announced that the current star of the long running TV drama ‘The Prime Minister’ is to step down due to poor ratings. The role will be taken over by a new younger actor from...

Women stopped while trying to take dead body on plane at Liverpool airport 1
Mr Glover Lover 4 years

Told by Easyjet staff to pay the extra and put it in the hold...

Amy Pond brings 10-year-old boys out from hiding behind the sofa 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Six year old boy rejects tooth fairy’s offer and puts molar on ebay 1
Zadok the second 4 years
Double entendre writers hoping for a hung Parliament. 1
MADJEZ 4 years
Mattel and Electoral Commission rebuff ‘8 votes for an X’ proposal from Lib Dems 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Comparethemonkeys.com policy comparison web site launched for General Election 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Brown to appear as Jack Bauer in new labour campaign 0
IamWibble 4 years

God damn it I wish I could photoshop! :(...

Animal charities successfully prosecute Accenture 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

An RSPCA spokesman beemed "we have long endured these consultancies mistreating animals, who by their very nature are wild and free-spririted. We feel the act of getting ducks in a row forces them...

Voter fatigue sets in after only two hours. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
'May 6th not good for me,' says Queen 3
Ludicity 4 years
New Scrabble rules will allow the word "Scrabble" 6
virtuallywill 4 years

additional information at a later, as yet uspecified date...

Dr. Who gives new assistant "Fit note" 0
virtuallywill 4 years

As do most men with a pulse...

Gordon Brown admits election, but refuses to say what date. 0
twookey 4 years

Gordon Brown has pulled off a masterstroke by keeping his "political cards close to his chest",by refusing to let the public know exactly when the election date will be. Adama boulton,Skynews's...

Desperate Brown Seeks Parliamentary Advice From IT Helpdesk 0
Mr Glover Lover 4 years

Is asked "Have you tried dissolving it and convening it again?"...

Obese quiz show contestant gets starter for ten 3
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Australian historian unearths fresh Robin Hood evidence 0
simonjmr 4 years

Respected Australian historian Russell Crowe today outlines details of startling new evidence regarding Robin Hood, that he has unearthed. The new Robin Hood publication by Mr Crowe comes ten years...

Brown signs palace visitors book with free pen he got from the removal company. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

The end soon...

Summit called to align Scrabble and Countdown rules 0
curry muncher 4 years

Fears of a rift grow as traditionalists rally around the banner of Countdown whilst so-called wreckers rip up the Scrabble rule book. The situation was exacerbated when, during a radio broadcast...

Husband begins long campaign to get wife to switch to summer duvet. 1
dandare70 4 years
New Scrabble sets to include '@' 0
allmyownstunts 4 years
Now you mention it, our flag does look a bit like a swastika, says AWB 0
Gary Stanton 4 years

Senior members of the far right Afrikaaner Widerstand Beweging were said to be mortified last night after someone pointed out that their party flag is as close as you can possibly get to a swastika,...

Doctors to issue Wii-Fit notes to the unemployed 0
jp1885 4 years