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Ice cream vendors forced to diversify

As another long cold summer grips the UK, ice cream vendors around the country are looking for new ways to stave off bankruptcy., According to a recent report in “Frozen Milk”, three weeks in...

beau-jolly 21.07.11 9:32am
Murdoch the Muscial set to wow audiences at Edinburgh Festival

A musical celebrating the life and times of Rupert Murdoch is to make its debut at The Edinburgh Festival, with songs included "Do the Sheikh and Hack and play their message back", "Boy, You're Hired...

ronseal 21.07.11 8:03am
NASA hoping that Space shuttle doesn't break up for start of school holidays 0
simonjmr 21.07.11 6:03am
Dieticians issue dire warning, "Pizza is NOT food" 0
Dumbnews 21.07.11 4:54am
Lib Dems suggest career advice for 10 year olds for the 3 available jobs 0
guffaw 21.07.11 12:33am
Teenage dubstep fan dismisses Beatles' music as 'just noise' 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 20.07.11 11:37pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Police hacking team hampered by 300 mins or 50 texts per day

Ex-Met Chief says changes in Tariffs are hampering their enquiries into hacking victims. One victim has spoken out: "some officers claim they have use of Blue Tooth and unlimited web."...

Laughingstock 20.07.11 11:10pm
Waylandsmithy receives 5 stars for article 'as yet unwritten'

Nothing personal, Mr Way....

SpankyMonkey 20.07.11 10:54pm
Survey of wedding guests finds most would rather not be there 2
Dumbnews 20.07.11 10:00pm
Bin man denies standing for FIFA presidency 0
arnied 20.07.11 9:28pm
Cameron admits Coulson "only there to make up the numbers"

In a surprise admission today, David Cameron admitted that the hiring of Andy Coulson was regrettable, but claimed that it had been forced upon him by the equality and diversity agenda. 'Put simply,...

GrahamB 20.07.11 9:24pm
Bush and Blair to co-author "The Moron Diaries:" 1
Dumbnews 20.07.11 9:13pm
Clegg happy to quit as Britain’s Most Hated Person

An emotional Nick Clegg today lit a large cigar and admitted “I can’t stop weeping tears of relief that I’m no longer the most hated person in Britain., “I saw Rebekah Brooks and Rupert...

FraserWords 20.07.11 9:10pm
Tales from The Nut of the Wood

Good morning children, do you know who this is? Look at his white hair; his small, dark eyes, the way he sits on his bicycle, backpedalling furiously. Yes, that's right, it's Rupert the Bare Faced...

wallster 20.07.11 8:44pm
Study finds mixed metaphors 'Better than a kick in the teeth with a sharp stick' 5
Vertically Challenged Giant 20.07.11 8:43pm
Consumers lament inconvenience of convenience fees 0
Dumbnews 20.07.11 8:16pm
Rebekah and Fergie to start new business based on self-hatred

Rebekah Brooks and the Duchess of York are set to exploit the similarities in their appearances and controversial public lives by joining forces to create a new line of beauty products. These will be...

nickb 20.07.11 7:36pm
NOTW did the Sheikh and hack and played your message back

A new advertising jingle for the re-branded News of the World, not titled The Sun On Sunday, celebrates the paper's heritage in song. "We did the Sheikh and hack,' goes the ditty, "and played your...

ronseal 20.07.11 7:29pm
Planet Earth designed by 5 year-old, explains Richard Hammond

After centuries of research by visionaries who have sometimes risked their lives when defending their theories, one man has revealed that science is no more complex than Lego. Richard Hammond, using...

20.07.11 5:09pm
Toxic Brooks Syndrome recognised as a proper disease 0
Christopher Frost 20.07.11 4:45pm
Christopher Frost
Anna Friel spends more time being a mum on-screen than off 0
Christopher Frost 20.07.11 4:37pm
Christopher Frost
Government plans final solution of the badger question 0
Christopher Frost 20.07.11 4:25pm
Christopher Frost
Inanimate objects seek path of least cooperability 0
Dumbnews 20.07.11 4:24pm
Man gets grief from Co-operative carrot cake 12
MrChigleysAunt 20.07.11 4:02pm
Arachnophobia Society website to close. 12
be reasonable 20.07.11 4:01pm
Trading Standards investigate complaints of Fig Rolls that don't... 0
Dick Everyman 20.07.11 3:22pm
Dick Everyman
All quiet on the Western front, report MGM Studios 3
SpankyMonkey 20.07.11 2:22pm
Dick Everyman
Equality groups rejoice as able bodied man qualifies for paralympics. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 20.07.11 2:15pm
We'll eat anyfin say the Japanese

Though the consumption of shark's fin continues, in Japan there's now twice the supply - however 50% are mutant new growths. Other new offerings on the Surf n Yet More Surf menu are Shark's Three Ear...

Ranewsbiscuit 20.07.11 2:07pm
Calais Novotel to be new face of News International as The Times is sold...

to the Daily Star (more required - Ed)...

Ranewsbiscuit 20.07.11 2:01pm