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Obama pays Cameron the highest honour in US diplomacy: an 'I like your accent'

News is emerging that President Obama honoured David Cameron with an 'I Like Your Accent', the highest honour an American dignitary can bestow on a foreigner, when meeting aliens. The honour is...

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ronseal 27.05.11 10:27am
ronseal
Over-trimming leaves Brazilian rainforest reduced to narrow North-South strip

Dear biscuiteers - If you like this headline, please read the full story (with crap headline) at: [url=http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25616]Brazilian deforestation 'Inevitable when you...

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rickwestwell 27.05.11 10:20am
rickwestwell
FIFA to televise corruption hearings under the brand "The only way is ethics" 0
simonjmr 27.05.11 10:11am
simonjmr
Robert Mugabe wins latest round of Evil Bastards endurance race 1
jp1885 27.05.11 9:49am
Sinnick
Lagarde: My manliness 'should not be a barrier for IMF job' 1
simonjmr 27.05.11 9:47am
saltire
New shrinking Violet "Fernando" fails to score at Chelsea Flower Show

more soon with Alan Titchmarsh...

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button 27.05.11 9:46am
button
Tiffany & Co sales benefit from vejazzle and pejazzle craze. 2
simonjmr 27.05.11 9:44am
simonjmr
End of the world comes five days late as X-Factor sacks Cheryl Cole 0
Oxbridge 27.05.11 8:54am
Oxbridge
‘Beans are neither musical, nor a fruit’ claims concert nutritionist 0
jp1885 27.05.11 8:29am
jp1885
Mladic extradition delay as The Hague’s spell checker keeps suggesting 'Blair' 0
Duncan Biscuit 27.05.11 8:23am
Duncan Biscuit
Intelligence suggests Gaddafi 'on the run' after an ill-advised late-night kebab 0
Duncan Biscuit 27.05.11 8:21am
Duncan Biscuit
Pakistan government says it is unaware Hilary Clinton is in the country 0
Duncan Biscuit 27.05.11 8:21am
Duncan Biscuit
Red sky in the morning, particulates warning..

Red sky at night, Corsas alight...

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pere floza 27.05.11 8:19am
DiY
Lady Gaga to return to the mothership.

It was bound to happen; we mere earthlings could only gaze in wonder at the scantily clad front bottomed tomfoolery that has been the mainstay of Lady Gaga’s career to date and hope that it would...

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OliverTracey 27.05.11 8:07am
OliverTracey
Elmer Thud Tracks Down Bambi's Mother Killer.

Incompetent hunter Elmer Thud claims to have tracked down the killer of Bambi's mother in a small unpronounceable town in central Europe. The Cartoon icon from Looney Tunes, who has spent the past...

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Steve Wilson 27.05.11 6:00am
Steve Wilson
Fire service under fire for attempting to rescue Clegg's career 0
dannyboy206 27.05.11 5:53am
dannyboy206
Arctic Roll granted 'EU geographical protected food' status

Against the wishes of its manufacturer, Arctic Rolls were granted protection under the EU 'regional food' policy yesterday. From July, the retro dessert can only be labelled 'Arctic Roll' if it is...

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27.05.11 2:41am
rickwestwell
Government asks NICE to change guidelines to stop doctors prescribing water.

Big pharma making millions from selling prescription water to hospitals at £57 per 100ml...

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deskpilot3 26.05.11 8:30pm
deskpilot3
Biggest advance for disabled since Genghis Khan's Mongol hordes took Peking..

says 2012 Paralympics chief...

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pere floza 26.05.11 7:44pm
Sinnick
As Alex Salmond attacks culture of ‘booze and bigotry’,

critics ask for proof of his Scottish birth certificate...

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Qoxiivi 26.05.11 7:35pm
snaggle
Leading restaurant to serve fish and chips wrapped in a Kindle. More soon.

That's going to be one greasy screen...

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deskpilot3 26.05.11 7:32pm
snaggle
Cheryl Cole upset and confused about sacking - keeps asking "Why I?" 2
bonjonelson 26.05.11 7:20pm
OllieP
Obama in bid to woo french.

President Obama is expected to step off Air Force One in France today wearing a string of onions and a beret,and the first lady has not bathed for three days., After drinking Guinness in Ireland and...

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pumpernickle 26.05.11 4:18pm
pumpernickle
Bankers call for increase to Chelsea Living Wage as hard times continue

Bankers at HSBC have threatened to strike with immediate effect unless significant progress is made during talks with the Board of Directors regarding their demands for an increase to the Chelsea...

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OllieP 26.05.11 3:49pm
wulfin8
The World will end in October, no wait maybe I mean January…..

Half baked US octogenarian time waster and all round attention seeking God botherer, Harold Camping, has now concluded, without apparently any shadow of a doubt this time, when the world will end and...

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OliverTracey 26.05.11 3:12pm
OliverTracey
Oprah Winfrey unveils plan to to lead the workers in communist revolution

Speaking to the audience after her spectacular farewell show, Oprah Winfrey, possibly the world's most influential woman, unexpectedly announced her sudden and firm intention to devote her life from...

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rickwestwell 26.05.11 2:59pm
jp1885
Strauss-Khan has second double hand transplant in a bid to fool forensics 0
acwanaut 26.05.11 1:00pm
acwanaut
Cheryl Cole axed from US X-Factor for being 'too thick'.

Correction .. accent too thick. More soon...

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MADJEZ 26.05.11 12:53pm
MADJEZ
Serbians go back to calling Mladic 'crabs' 0
acwanaut 26.05.11 12:49pm
acwanaut
NZ trucker admitted to hospital for penile de-gloving.

"I was trying to deflate my self with a vacuum cleaner"...

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riesler 26.05.11 11:37am
butagirl