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Black Hole observed speeding out of public finances 0
simonjmr 4 years
Queen and Cameron kiss each other's rings 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Bone Idle judge announcement not imminent 0
simonjmr 4 years
Number 10's housekeeper quits citing "cant be doing with more bloody nappies" 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
IoW residents appalled by Cameron denying Jeremy Thorpe a cabinet post 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years
D.H.S.S refuse Brown's dole application 0
Basil_B 4 years

On the grounds of the resignation of a position of work will not entitle him to social security payments for a period of six months or more. Strict new laws soon to be passed by incoming Prime...

Cameron gives his children a puppy named Nick 0
Peter 4 years
Clarkson wins 'Right of Way' battle with IOM residents 3
edward hack 4 years

The Department of Transport has announced it will soon be forced to re-route the M42 away from the Cotswold area as a gigantic ego system found just outside Chipping Norton continues to grow at an...

LibDems next election campaign doomed - who the hell can they blame? 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

More plans soon...

Prime minister to shave every Thursday 2
PluckyMunky 4 years

Whether he needs to or not...

Nick Clegg to get put-you-up bed in Prime Minister's bedroom. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
First new Con-Lib policy: It will be compulsory to wear tweeds on Sundays 1
Stan Laurel 4 years
Removal men struggle to get David Cameron's ego through the door 0
Ludicity 4 years
Last minute u-turn sees creation of Cameron-Capello partnership 2
Mr Glover Lover 4 years

The new cabinet sees David Beckham appointed as Foreign Secretary, while John Terry and Ashley Cole have been given joint roles in the Ministry for Internal Affairs., Peter Crouch has been named...

Clegg and Cameron fall out over use of Clegg's milk 0
simonjmr 4 years

Private Eye to represent Cameron Clegg as two flat sharing students More soon...

New leader of the Wildebeest does U turn on migration policy 2
ronseal 4 years

the Wildebeest population of East Africa is waking up to a new leadership today, after the old leaders' reign was brought to an end. As a pack of jackals descended on the outgoing premier, the...

Brown in huff as Cameron deploys Argyle Street Parabola. 1
andhrimnir 4 years

David Cameron has now declared Mornington Crescent after cunning use of the Argyle Street Parabola. As the run of play was with the poke, Cameron was able to take advantage of two extra nudges...

Tory government leaves Scottish family unemployed and homeless 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Old Etonian Prime Minister subtly redefines concept of 'change' 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Cameron updates Facebook status to 'in a relationship but it's complicated' 1
ianslat 4 years
Ross Kemp revealed as acting Labour supporter 0
wallster 4 years
Unemployment figures up by 53000 since 8pm yesterday. 0
wallster 4 years

lots more soon...

Cameron in knip as Brown deploys the Liberal Coalition Rules* 17
andhrimnir 4 years

and declares Mornington Crescent. *Defined by David Lloyd-George at the May Fair Synod of 1922. Better known as his New May Fair Rules. These pre-date, and must not be confused with his Further May...

Lib Dems ‘at heart of government’ as Cable put in charge of Cabinet coffee money 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Graham Norton and Andrew Lloyd-Webber launch search for new Labour leader 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Lembit Opik cast as Glenn Quagmire in live action Family Guy movie 1
simonjmr 4 years
Con - Dem to be re-named the Marmite Party 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 4 years

Or should that be the Smarmite Party?, 'You either love them or you hate them'...

Downing Street runs out of toilet paper. 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 4 years

Lib Dem manifesto used instead...

"Broken Britan fixed" say experts 0
Peter 4 years

Less than 24 hours into the reign of David Cameron experts are claiming Broken Britain is fixed. Reports coming in suggest that Britains deficit has been reduced to approximatly 10% of yesterdays...

Nick Clegg delighted with new role as Number 10 butler 0
ianslat 4 years