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Balls calls for emergency VAT cut while shopping for new plasma TV 0
16.06.11 12:06pm
Fry to rewrite Douglas Bader movie without 'unseemly leg stuff'

Will Smith is to star in a Hollywood remake of the Douglas Bader biopic Reach for the Sky, the next project for screenwriter Stephen Fry. Fry, currently at work on the remake of The Dambusters, said:...

FraserWords 16.06.11 12:03pm
be reasonable
Greece to be bailed out by

Loan company has offered to bail out the Greek economy with one its short-term loans, so beloved by people who enjoy borrowing money at astronomical rates of interest. Said Chief Executive...

John Wiltshire 16.06.11 11:56am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Black rolling fireball rising from al-Qaeda conclave signals Zawahiri election

more smoke later?...

Erlang 16.06.11 11:49am
View from the Mound - a hot lesbian's take on today's world news

No doubt about it, this week's biggest world news story is the unfolding drama of [url=]fake-lesbiangate[/url], where a string of blogs supposedly by...

SugarTits69 16.06.11 11:43am
Zawahiri 'becomes al-Qaeda chief': Ed Ball denies plot

More Balls later...

virtuallywill 16.06.11 11:21am
They're, there and their to stage unification fight 3
Mr Payne 16.06.11 11:13am
Pizza joke falls flat with the Pope

During his interview with the Pope the presenter attempted to crack a pizza joke. "How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?" he asked. "No idea." the Pope said.# "Deep pan crisp and even." the...

Tammy Flugh 16.06.11 10:39am
Tammy Flugh
Greece unveils new cabinet : the Ikea Bjursta 0
simonjmr 16.06.11 10:30am
Zawahiri facing suicide bomber strike as celestial virgins slashed by 20% 0
pere floza 16.06.11 9:43am
pere floza
Government in Athens rules cracks about 'Spartan measures' as casus belli

.. or something like that. it would piss me off in their place anyway...

pere floza 16.06.11 9:27am
pere floza
Will Smith to star in Hollywood remake of King's Speech

Will Smith is to star in a Hollywood remake of the British smash hit The King’s Speech. Smith, who will play King George VI, said: “It will be totally faithful to the original – except for the...

FraserWords 16.06.11 9:08am
Taliban surrender on hearing that Prince Harry is to return to Afghanistan

The leader of the Taliban in Afghanistan, Mohammed Al-Nuttah, today surrendered unconditionally on hearing the news that Prince Harry will return to Afghanistan. 'We can't cope with another visit,'...

John Wiltshire 16.06.11 9:02am
John Wiltshire
Failing Primary Schools to Copy Jihadi Madrassa Model

The Secretary for Education said he was impressed with how they turned out motivated individuals ready to make 'make a difference' in society...

Dun Dunkin 16.06.11 8:58am
Dun Dunkin
Procrastinators Threaten Strike Action ‘Soon’

The National Union of Procrastinators and Slackers has threatened to strike unless their inactions are fully recognised by government and business. At their poorly attended annual general meeting,...

Quaz 16.06.11 8:55am
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Ryan Giggs getting nervous about arrival of more Fathers' Day cards. 0
DrTurmoil 16.06.11 8:30am
Twitter in meltdown as milliions of Londoners tweet that it's raining 0
ronseal 16.06.11 8:19am
Problems obtaining life cover delay Zawahiri’s appointment as Al-Qaeda chief 0
Duncan Biscuit 16.06.11 8:15am
Duncan Biscuit
Government appoints Michael Winner as its NHS Car Crash Czar 0
Duncan Biscuit 16.06.11 8:14am
Duncan Biscuit
Katie Melua threat level upgraded to 'critical' 1
electricgoose 16.06.11 7:41am
Clergymen protest in mass walkout. More soon. 3
dominic_mcg 16.06.11 7:24am
Buyer of Northern Rock finds 'Blackpool' written through the middle. 5
be reasonable 16.06.11 6:49am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Chinese cows produce human breast milk...

Chinese farms overwhelmed by middle-aged Western males applying for milking jobs...

be reasonable 16.06.11 6:26am
be reasonable
Ageing hippies campaign for assisted tie-dyeing. 1
be reasonable 16.06.11 5:24am
Dyslexic serial killer chokes victims with muesli. 2
be reasonable 16.06.11 4:52am
Nick McCarr
Age of future mummies to determined by the domain of their email address 2
Dumbnews 16.06.11 1:44am
Clergymen protest in mass walkout. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 15.06.11 9:07pm
Women of the World Unite!

How would a silent sexual matriarchal cabal provide the necessary workable solutions which also may save Mankind in one fell swoop?, By Johnny Harrelson - Tuesday 14 Jun 2011 ...

Johnny Jeremy Harrelson 15.06.11 8:40pm
Royal Mail blame fall in profits on people sending less cash in the post

The Royal Mail have blamed the sharp fall in profits over the last 12 months on a combination of the loss of some major contracts, a drop in overall mail, and, more significantly, a large decrease in...

Vertically Challenged Giant 15.06.11 7:31pm
Mr Payne
Selection of Soul/R&B standards attempt to murder Joss Stone in revenge attack 0
Skylarking 15.06.11 6:27pm