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DIscovery of more Dead Sea Scrolls could have been Classified Ads section! - 23 66
Rowly 4 years

Translation has Just begun of the most recent discovery of Scrolls from Qumran, Near the Dead Sea. First indications that they are part of an advertising supplement to the original Scrolls from...

John "Cougar "mellen camp denies he has been shagging 2
arrghgarry 4 years

young attractive men after his divorce...

'Political Correctness gone mad' deemed politically incorrect 2
Moggsy 4 years

'The truth is that Political Correctness has been diagnosed with mild depression, this type of labelling only serves to marginalise and ridicule those with mental health issues' says a source close...

‘2 weeks in the sun’ clause discovered in Declaration of Human Rights 0
ArseBiscuit 4 years

A major rethink of the coalition’s deficit reduction plan is underway after UN lawyers discovered a forgotten clause in the Declaration of Human Rights, enshrining forever the entitlement of all to...

Courtney Cox asks to reshoot a few scenes from scream 4 0
arrghgarry 4 years

After David Arquettes continuing blabbing about his and her sex life...

Confused zookeeper takes delivery of rare snow leotard 1
dicky37 4 years

After a change in the procurement policy at Dudley Zoo which gave the green light to using eBay, a horrendous typing error resulted in bizarre new arrival in the big cats enclosure...

Spellcheck on 'Hallowe'en' suggests 'Halloween' 0
roybland 4 years
Desperate to retain young and old viewers, BBC launches Dr Finlays Facebook 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Penicillin industry "decimated" by Brand/Perry marriage 0
dogwheels 4 years
Some fucking octopus dying gets covered on TV, for fuck's sake 12
Oxbridge 4 years

Confirmation that you are not mad, it's the world around you, emerged today, when every British television channel carried a story about some bloody animal with tentacles dying in its tank in Germany...

Lord Alan Sugar changes his name by deed poll for new sponsorship deal 0
dogwheels 4 years

Lord Sugar of Clapton will now be known as Lord Brown Sugar after signing a sponsorship deal with a well-known fairtrade producer...

Lion in Serengeti charged with stalking offences after following deer. 0
Basil_B 4 years

A case has been heard today in a court room in Tanzania of a suspect who is being charged with stalking offences., The defendant known simply as A.Lion has made a not guilty plea of intent to hunt...

President karzai of Afghanistan says that the payments from 0
arrghgarry 4 years

America and Iran ,its the payments from his brothers drug empire that are not transparent...

Stonehenge to blame for human kind never having contact with aliens. 6
Basil_B 4 years

It's design and layout has inadvertently spelt out in symbol form the Alien equivalent of fuck off...

7/7 Inquest shocked at video evidence 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Chiles and Bleakley lined up for Sickly Come Dancing 0
Scroat 4 years
Channel 4 announce new digital Freeview Channels 'E4 ÷ 2', '-E4', others 7
Golgo13 4 years

With the digital switchover rolling out across the country, Channel 4 today unveiled a raft of new mathematically generated channels to complement the existing E4 + 1, which broadcasts E4 programmes...

Man Incited Religious Hatred at Bus Stop.. 0
De-scribe 4 years

..asked Rabbi "When's the next bus, Jew?"...

Bill Oddie: “My Big Fat Balls Attract the Birds” 6
De-scribe 4 years
Nick Clegg reacts angrily to ‘cleansing’ claims 0
struth 4 years

Nick Clegg reacts angrily to ‘cleansing’ claims Nick Clegg was visibly riled in the House of Commons yesterday when a backbench MP appeared to imply that he skips the crucial first step of his...

Spy on emails "properly", Ministers tell Google 0
Andrew 4 years

A group of Tory MPs have condemned Google's accidental spying on emails which incompetent members of the public broadcast unencrypted into the street as "lazy and not that bad". 'We are disappointed...

Clegg would take cigarettes onto a desert island as one of his luxuries... 0
Basil_B 4 years

but fails to add lighter as his next request...

Battle hardened Soldiers to be deployed to Cultural deserts claims Wikileaks 0
simonjmr 4 years

Wikileaks has today revealed that Nato intends to deploy thousands of battle hardened soldiers to the world's cultural deserts, in a move that is aimed to capture hearts and minds. Initially towns...

Employer who pays peanuts investigated by RSPCA 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Nick Clegg sponsored by Embassy denies promoting cigarettes. 0
Basil_B 4 years
75% of MPs thought to be incapable of work 1
hero2zero 4 years

Researchers tell us, “Many should be on incapacity benefit!”...

Clegg to replace Paul the Psychic Octopus 0
Moggsy 4 years

We needed another spineless indecisive creature - Nick Clegg fits the job perfectly...

False Eruption Alarm in Indonesia 0
ruthless1 4 years

Indonesia Volcano Eruption has been described as a "false alarm" as livestock farmer admits to "loud rumbling stomach after skipping lunch", sources say...

Charlie Sheens` turns to God after his latest alcohol,powdered substance 3
arrghgarry 4 years

trashing of his hotel room next to his sleeping wife and kids and thanks him for making him the star of Americas`top rated TV show . One and half men and a boy...

Wayne Roooney admits he has been going through a bad patch recently 0
arrghgarry 4 years

Sir Alec Ferguson advises him to stop looking for prossies in Moss side and drive home going through Clayton ,where the trees have not been p@ulled up yet ...