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Responses to Japanese disaster gags an "over reaction" too many 0
simonjmr 18.03.11 10:01am
Charity crisis looms as Gaddafi threatens to withhold Comic Relief donation

Colonnel Gaddafi last night raised the spectre of him withholding his usually generous biennial donation to the Comic Relief , in the event of “any foreign military act” against his murderous...

Gary Stanton 18.03.11 9:58am
Gary Stanton
More protests after Bob Diamond is awarded The Cheltenham Gold Cup. 0
Ian Searle 18.03.11 9:47am
Ian Searle
Public say writing is on the wall after large Banksy bonus is announced. 0
Ian Searle 18.03.11 9:46am
Ian Searle
Public Appology to Mr. Biscuit - I really didn't see it

Woke up this morning an thought, that'll make a funny headline - didn't even bother reading anyone else's. Sorry...

Ian Searle 18.03.11 9:43am
Ian Searle
New property show launches specifically for husbands "A Pace In The Wrong" 0
Ian Searle 18.03.11 9:40am
Ian Searle
Fukushima nuclear threat upgraded from 'Critical' to 'Charlie Brooker' 0
pinxit 18.03.11 9:35am
Irish seek UN support for Lansdowne Road English No Try zone 0
Duncan Biscuit 18.03.11 9:31am
Duncan Biscuit
Manchester City and Liverpool combine to launch Red Face Day 0
Duncan Biscuit 18.03.11 9:31am
Duncan Biscuit
Independent: Mel Gibson booked on battery charge...

I'm positive he'll be seeing the inside of a cell, then...

be reasonable 18.03.11 8:20am
NB contributor said to suffer very long "Senior Moments"

To be more reasonable probably two weeks later rather than soner...

OldThingy 18.03.11 12:55am
Police close in on menace after 60 year rule of terror

Scottish police believe they are close to solving a string of petty crimes and anti-social behaviour in Dundee. The naughtiness is believed to have been perpetrated by a single man, now aged 60.,...

beau-jolly 17.03.11 11:42pm
Japan now in lead in Disaster World Cup.

Jubilant news has reached us from disaster stricken Japan- they are currently topping the leadership of the ongoing 'Disaster World Cup'. The Disaster World Cup is a championship for countries...

17.03.11 11:14pm
England cricket team to adopt Olympic high jump policy in future

After another nail-biting game, the English Cricket Board have decided that in future one-day competitions, the English public and travelling support will be spared the tense group finishes by taking...

brownpaperreporter 17.03.11 11:01pm
Charlie Sheen and Katie Price marry in quiet ceremony with no media present

According to OK! magazine oh bollocks...

brownpaperreporter 17.03.11 9:50pm
UK Banks Come Top in Japan Liability List

Banks delighted taxpayer will foot bill...

Dun Dunkin 17.03.11 7:54pm
Dun Dunkin
No Fly Zone could be launched in 45 minutes

Govt has a dossier...

Dun Dunkin 17.03.11 7:52pm
Dun Dunkin
Daily Mail "success" in long-running campaign as Japan is now 4m further away

"It's one in the eye for Johnny Foreigner" said the paper's spokesman, "we have long voiced our opposition to other countries slowly encroaching on UK territory, and immigrants claiming state...

MC One R 17.03.11 7:45pm
MC One R
Finding Atlantis is 'the holy grail of quests', says archaeologist. 0
the coarse whisperer 17.03.11 6:09pm
the coarse whisperer
Reactor meltdown latest, Japanese experts now suggest "Pissing on it" ...

No more soon...

Kramaring 17.03.11 6:04pm
Towels Top Royal Couples Wedding List

Kate and Will, or Widdleton as they are now widely know, have set up an Argos wedding list aimed at their less affluent family members. Top of their wish list is a 6-piece towel bale in a tasteful...

LizzyG 17.03.11 4:50pm

tend to blame Alf Tupper, a sporting hero with a penchant for Fish & Chips...

17.03.11 3:53pm
Mythical lost land of "Oirish" rises from ocean for day of pointless celebration

(more soon)...

Skylarking 17.03.11 3:10pm
be reasonable
Foreign Office - latest advice: "avoid anywhere with water canons" 1
Skylarking 17.03.11 3:06pm
be reasonable
Used Cat Litter Hailed as The New Wonder Fuel,

and works in most boiler-furnaces and wood burning stoves...

17.03.11 2:55pm
Julian Clarey “misguided” after joining PSG camp protest 0
beau-jolly 17.03.11 2:46pm
Police hunt two monks after hit and nun incident. 1
bonjonelson 17.03.11 2:28pm
"Loan-shark in formaldehyde' Damien Hirst's best work yet... 0
be reasonable 17.03.11 2:03pm
be reasonable
Silvio Berlusconi

How can this man be satirised? Embellishing his antics seems impossible- 74 years old? 32 women? 13 sex acts? (I don't even know 13 sex actsin fact you can not only count the number I know on the...

Ironduke 17.03.11 1:37pm
John Wiltshire
Royal name for Wooton Bassett: Now to be called Bertie Bassett

It takes all sorts...

beau-jolly 17.03.11 1:35pm