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Nurses pan Andrew Lansley’s NHS plans 0
Duncan Biscuit 13.04.11 7:53am
Duncan Biscuit
Defeat leaves Chelsea free to concentrate on coming 3rd in the Premiership 0
Duncan Biscuit 13.04.11 7:53am
Duncan Biscuit
Gagarin: "Never nervous. Been driving Ladas all my life. Technology was proven."

50 years too late for this one?...

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SteveCut 13.04.11 7:42am
Griffin
This post intentionally left ambiguous 0
Dumbnews 13.04.11 3:27am
Dumbnews
Much hyped Microsoft Crash Solution turns out to be "Turn it off and on again". 3
BillyBitzer 13.04.11 1:25am
Nick McCarr
France veil arrest woman unmasked as Noel Edmonds in Gotcha return 0
Midnight Dreary 12.04.11 10:01pm
Midnight Dreary
US to airdrop sachets of hallucinogenic Nescafé into Iran.

The US administration is to harness the well-documented arsehole-usurping efficacy of hallucinogenic beverages in an attempt to overthrow the Iranian regime, say sources close to the White House....

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Qoxiivi 12.04.11 9:50pm
Screenie
Superglue is “just glue” says Professor Brian Cox

The New Voice of Science today announced that Cyanoacrylate, the “adhesive” discovered over 60 years ago by Kodak, was nowhere near as good as it was cracked up to be. “For a start, about the...

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FoxyCoxy 12.04.11 9:31pm
FoxyCoxy
Record archivists find old recording of George Best singing...

Fifty ways to leave your liver...

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deskpilot3 12.04.11 9:27pm
deskpilot3
Will Mellor to receive BAFTA lifetime achievement award. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 12.04.11 9:22pm
dominic_mcg
Tory voters use Factor 50 to ward off AV rays. 0
MADJEZ 12.04.11 6:56pm
MADJEZ
Nick Clegg's photo replaced by Osama Bin Laden's on election leaflets

The Sheffield branch of the Lib Dems (aka Frank Skittlewaite) has decided to replace photos of Nick Clegg with that of Osama Bin Laden on their election leaflets, as they believe it will give them...

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John Wiltshire 12.04.11 6:22pm
martin.chew
'Schools sterotyping girls' says Ofsted hunk 0
antharrison 12.04.11 6:18pm
antharrison
Gillian Duffy held under Dangerous Dogs Act

After her second mauling of a high level politician, Gillian Duffy has been captured by the NSPCA and it is anticipated she will be put to sleep in the coming days. Although Duffy has been known as...

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Milo Shame 12.04.11 6:13pm
Milo Shame
GoCompare deny they are "compensating for something" with annoying ad campaign

More to come GOOO COMPAAAARRRRE!...

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Batmankoff 12.04.11 5:36pm
Batmankoff
Lady Gaga off key...

nothing new there. More soon...

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be reasonable 12.04.11 4:56pm
be reasonable
Bigfoot denies newest sighting, "I do not exist stop looking for me..."

more to follow...

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Batmankoff 12.04.11 4:21pm
Fatface
Inflation down

Just doesn't sound right. Less soon...

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Fatface 12.04.11 4:02pm
Fatface
Patrick

Moore soon...

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Pinhead 12.04.11 4:00pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Foreign Secretary 'surprised'

at the rest of NATOs lack of appetite for the pointless, expensive, poorly judged allied action in Libya which has prolonged a conflict which would have already been over with fewer loss of lives and...

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Fatface 12.04.11 3:21pm
Fatface
Dylan banned from China after performing 'Ai WeiWei 61 Revisited' in Beijing...

More soon after this tasty harmonica solo (Skwwwwwwwwwwallll.)...

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Skylarking 12.04.11 3:11pm
riesler
Fulham rivals Chelsea unveil plans for Gary Glitter statue

In a bid to trump Fulham’s controversial Michael Jackson statue, Chelsea owner, Roman Abramovich, has today announced plans for a Gary Glitter statue at Stamford Bridge. Although designs are still...

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Qoxiivi 12.04.11 2:59pm
Oxbridge
Spent day twittering shite then billed client two grand says social media guru

A social media guru has lifted the lid on the world of new media communications with a tweet by tweet account of a typical working day...

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ronseal 12.04.11 2:55pm
riesler
Gordon Brown's old kit bag still resides at Number 10

'It was simply too full to move' explained Mr Cameron, 'we're currently using it as a dining table.'...

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Screenie 12.04.11 2:47pm
Screenie
Bercoe Barred From Parliament.....

.."It's a travesty of justice!" he exclaims...

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Jesse Bigg 12.04.11 2:46pm
Jesse Bigg
Cambridge win boat race...

following re-count using alternative boat system...

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riesler 12.04.11 2:40pm
riesler
Basketball match stopped by police after tip-off. More soon. 0
MC One R 12.04.11 1:55pm
MC One R
Perturbed Poppins set to take on Frost in world's first nanny-off

The world's most famous Nanny, Mary Poppins, is furious at 'Supernanny' Jo Frost's self imposed title. 'Supernanny?' she questioned incredulously, 'She's usually carrying around a massive bag, but...

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Screenie 12.04.11 1:53pm
Screenie
Drama in the Lake District as a family from Manchester kidnap an alpaca

News from the Lake District today reported the rather bizzare theft of a alpaca from an alpaca farm just outside Penrith in Cumbria., The alpaca was taken by a family on a day visit to the farm from...

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Basil_B 12.04.11 12:55pm
Basil_B
Thousands combust as giant fiery sky-ball manifests overhead. 0
Worth 12.04.11 12:13pm
Worth