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ITV2 to launch “Pornstar to Operastar”

Following the success of ITV screening the journeys of failing popular music singers also failing at posh singing, ITV2 are to turn to a spinoff series ‘Pornstar to Operastar’ in which adult film...

charlies_hat 22.06.11 12:21pm
Government clarify 'reasonable force' when confronting intruders

David Cameron has vowed to make the law on what constitutes reasonable force when defending your home easier to understand. This will be done with a comprehensive list of possible scenarios...

Vertically Challenged Giant 22.06.11 12:20pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Another Forced Labour Camp for Scandinavian Crime Writers Discovered

Sven Almquist, Swedish Justice Minister, announced today that a forced labour camp for crime-writers had been discovered in a remote forest clearing beyond Skelleftea., “Forty well known writers...

Tom55 22.06.11 12:11pm
Italy advises Gaddafi; "change sides, it's always worked for us" 0
pere floza 22.06.11 11:34am
pere floza
Home Nations outraged: 'We were committed to losing everything long term.'

"Our players have no experience of even being in the running for qualifying for the big tournaments, let alone competing in them,' said the Head of the Welsh, Scottish and NI football associations in...

Mr Payne 22.06.11 11:27am
Mr Payne
Gavin from Autoglass eventually replaced as chips are off the menu.

Windscreen repair specialist, Autoglass, have announced that long running company 'face', Gavin, will be replaced. The move comes after company restructuring resulted in a number of reforms,...

pazaz pool 22.06.11 11:08am
pazaz pool
Panic in fertility clinics as IVF blamed for Ulster riots...

More Sectarian fun and games soon. Sadly...

be reasonable 22.06.11 10:57am
be reasonable
Scandinavian Psychiatrists concerned at alcohol consumption levels...

You can lead a Norse to water...

be reasonable 22.06.11 10:52am
be reasonable
Go Compare tenor to headline Glastonbury

U2 drop out due to Bono being 'a twat'...

Leeboy007 22.06.11 10:24am
BBC radio to air Great Sodcasts of our time as a modern Desert Island Discs 0
simonjmr 22.06.11 9:57am
John Prescot parodys his career on advert by pretending to be a politician. 0
Basil_B 22.06.11 9:45am
Pensioners organise pub crawl to defend their right to get shitfaced.

More alcohol soon...

Tammy Flugh 22.06.11 9:35am
Northwest Gentry, Ready To Re-enact Peterloo Massacre.....

..if Manchester unemployed complain again about ticket prices at Old Trafford...

Jesse Bigg 22.06.11 9:34am
JUST IN! Jordan to marry TV advert meerkat Aleksandr Orlov 2
Leeboy007 22.06.11 8:59am
Emperor penguin declares itself sovereign ruler of New Zealand 0
Qoxiivi 22.06.11 8:57am
43 year-old 'mortified' by age of fellow Wombles fans

Paul Jones, a life-long fan of popular music act 'The Wombles', was horrified to find himself amongst hundreds of 'old people' at their Glastonbury reunion gig. At 43, Paul is at least 8 months...

22.06.11 8:49am
pere floza
Investigation Into High Incidence of Door Slamming.....

.'All down to high cost of dentistry,' says expert...

Jesse Bigg 22.06.11 8:29am
be reasonable
Belfast gunman says he got some really good shots last night 0
Duncan Biscuit 22.06.11 8:23am
Duncan Biscuit
Nobody expected a BBC drama about the Monty Python 'Life of Brian' controversy 0
Duncan Biscuit 22.06.11 8:23am
Duncan Biscuit
George Osborne’s latest forecast: ‘Henman to win Wimbledon’

More incorrect predictions soon...

FraserWords 22.06.11 8:22am
Greek government warns its citizens there is no Plan Beta 0
Duncan Biscuit 22.06.11 8:21am
Duncan Biscuit
Census hackers "wanted to rip piss out of Star Wars nerds"

Computer hackers targeted 2011 Census data so “they could mercilessly track down Star Wars nerds and rip the piss out of them”, sources suggested today., An online hacking group claims to have...

FraserWords 22.06.11 8:21am
Next Chelsea manager to be 14 year old schoolboy

more to follow...

Leeboy007 22.06.11 8:15am
Scientist confirms Ashley Cole is 'a cunt'

more to follow...

Leeboy007 22.06.11 8:13am
America to clone Bin Laden and put him on trial

The American government has confirmed that they intend to clone a new version of Osama bin Laden who will be made to stand trial, be found guilty and then executed all over again. ‘Many people...

Ludicity 22.06.11 8:01am
OFT joins with feline protectionists to urge for closure of 0
antharrison 22.06.11 1:23am
Sentences reduced full stop. 1
MADJEZ 22.06.11 12:10am
Nick McCarr
New Tory Policy Re Cutting Cost of Unemployment

'Let them eat chips.'...

Jesse Bigg 21.06.11 9:36pm
Jesse Bigg
Economic crisis, unpopular austerity package cause fresh riots in Ancient Greece

According to reports from Twitter, Athens has witnessed yet another wave of civil unrest. The clashes started at lunch time, intensified throughout the afternoon, then died down at around 10 pm over...

pthr 21.06.11 9:26pm
Criminals angry to hear the Catalogue of Crime no longer offers 50% off 2
brownpaperreporter 21.06.11 8:35pm