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Onlookers shocked as a grandmother is found legless at Bridlington theme park

I am actually ashamed of myself, I suppose there will be some kind of knee jerk reaction now...

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writinginbsl 29.08.11 6:12pm
writinginbsl
Al-Magrahi to be brought back to UK before end of transfer window, says Wenger. 3
dominic_mcg 29.08.11 6:12pm
Al OPecia
Pay frozen for second consecutive year at Birds Eye. 1
spoole2112 29.08.11 6:02pm
writinginbsl
Usain't. 1
malgor 29.08.11 5:58pm
writinginbsl
Arsene Wenger on defeat: "We'll have 2-8 and see what happens next." 0
martin2381 29.08.11 4:46pm
martin2381
Harry Redknapp blames Luka Modric's ear for defeat.

Tottenham's 5-1 defeat to Manchester City has been blamed on Luka Modric's ear., "Some geezers got in Luka's ear and it's cost us the game" said manager 'Arry Redknapp. Redknapp also claims Modric...

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rebel not taken 29.08.11 2:17pm
rebel not taken
Wenger Heads For Saint Helena Island....

..As trail of pigsick is discovered, stretching from Manchester to Highbury...

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Jesse Bigg 29.08.11 1:38pm
Griffin
Computer programmer's shame on confessing to never having seen 'The Matrix'

The IT world was plunged into bitter recrimination last night after computer programmer James Renfield finally admitted that despite working in the industry for many years, he had actually never...

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Midnight Dreary 29.08.11 1:20pm
Midnight Dreary
New York is not swept away by Irene. Some people are relieved. 1
Ostsee 29.08.11 11:39am
Griffin
England cricketer gave woman multiple orgasms.

The contents of a private diary found at a boot sale in Yorkshire provide further evidence that Test Cricket can be a huge aphrodisiac. The journals of Fanny Old, Vice President of the Eccles...

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rebel not taken 29.08.11 10:58am
rebel not taken
Bolt shoots his. 1
rickwestwell 29.08.11 8:58am
martin2381
Librarian furious about loud noise at the Reading Festival 1
charlies_hat 29.08.11 8:57am
martin2381
Leicester Kebab Shop Blast; Curry Sauce 'Not Excluded' As Cause 0
Mrblacker 29.08.11 8:47am
Mrblacker
UK sends experts to help New York cope with wet windy Bank Holiday weather. 0
MADJEZ 29.08.11 8:43am
MADJEZ
McDonald's Staff to be issued with "Do Not Disturb" uniforms

A row has broken out over a fast food chain’s decision to give staff ‘Do Not Disturb’ uniforms to wear to prevent customers from speaking to them. The staff will wear the bright red tabards...

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cuckoowatoo 29.08.11 7:13am
cuckoowatoo
Politician announces bold plan to reduce corruption by 10 percent 1
Dumbnews 29.08.11 6:45am
Griffin
'Starter's gun was late' claims athlete. 0
Ostsee 29.08.11 6:27am
Ostsee
Tip now to be included in bill, however patrons may subtract for bad service 0
Dumbnews 29.08.11 12:51am
Dumbnews
SAS hunting for Wenger, pledge to bring him to account. 0
MADJEZ 28.08.11 11:36pm
MADJEZ
Media Think Tank Dubs Formula 1 Dull As Dishwater

A leading media think tank has dubbed F1 "dull as dishwater", much to the annoyance of its pint-sized supremo, Bernie Ecclestone. The popular media money-spinner was studied in-depth over the last...

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Duff 28.08.11 11:19pm
Duff
Middlesex Man Is Sectioned After Typing 'LOL' On Blackberry

David Payne, a forty-three year old Air Traffic Controller from Hayes Middlesex, is believed to be the first person in England to have been sectioned under the Mental Health Act and is being held in...

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Duff 28.08.11 11:18pm
Duff
Air show to feature new manned drones 0
Dumbnews 28.08.11 10:51pm
Dumbnews
Megrahi will not make it until the end of the century, say doctors. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 28.08.11 10:21pm
dominic_mcg
NASDAQ recovers as shares take off 0
Ian Silvera 28.08.11 8:31pm
Ian Silvera
Hurricane Irene downgraded to "Damp and Draughty"

Millions of New Yorkers who fled the area in advance of Hurricane Irene are not returning home until the severe showers subside. The damage and cost to the political career of Mayor Bloomberg has yet...

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Wheelright 28.08.11 8:22pm
Wheelright
Irene furious as she is downgraded from Aunt to Uncle's girlfriend. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 28.08.11 6:12pm
dominic_mcg
Harry Rednapp confirms Spurs side made up of "Fans and a couple of mascots"

Interviewed after Thursday night's Europa League tie with Hearts Harry is quoted as saying" yeah, we thought it would be a bit of fun, some fans got a chance to prove themselves, and the mascots had...

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grottymonty 28.08.11 5:35pm
borednow
QPR, Peter Crouch, a monkey and a giraffe.

QPR are haggling with Tottenham to pick up a bargain Peter Crouch., Local lad Peter Crouch was given the moniker 'Rodney' by Rangers fans when he first displayed his lanky frame down Shepherd's...

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rebel not taken 28.08.11 5:11pm
dvo4fun
Steve Jobs claims responsibility for hurricane iRene 0
Dumbnews 28.08.11 4:06pm
Dumbnews
Scots nonplussed by OTT media coverage of rough weather in America

Get a grip...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 28.08.11 2:32pm
Psycadelic Squirrel