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Workers Who Have to Clock Off to Smoke Discover The Secret On How to Quit 0
IABP 4 years

Workers who have to clock off to smoke have discovered the secret on how to quit smoking. Since the policy was introduced virtually all of the smokers have cut down considerably but most have...

Vulnerable elderly forced to pay for medical care. 0
Mafaking Carwongo 4 years

Stephen Dorrell, chairman of the health committee says 'patients with dementia used to get free care in NHS geriatric hospitals, now they are being forced to pay., The good news is they don't...

Al-Qaeda terror plot 0
Mafaking Carwongo 4 years

Security agencies in Europe say there is probably a significant plot to carry out terrorist raids in Europe. Some time. Somewhere. Because that's what they do isn't it. And anyway we are desperate...

Obama announces adoption of Jimi Hendrix’s version of the Star Spangled Banner 0
JayGee 4 years

Barack Obama has announced plans to change the US national anthem, amid a fierce backlash from traditionalist factions. After a long process of focus groups and consultation with his wife, the...

Basil Brush warns cuts in wartime will have grave consequences. 0
Mafaking Carwongo 4 years

He can be forgiven for not seeing the awful pun, he is afterall, only a fox., And a Tory...

Mothercare tell Miliband job in toy and pram department has already been filled 0
Nobby Holder 4 years


'Disaster' to be redefined after model reads out wrong name... 0
be reasonable 4 years

Australian media have completely redefined the word 'disaster' after the compare of 'this years top model' named the wrong girl as the winner of the competition live on TV. The error was immediately...

Alcoholism 'halved at a stroke' as Wetherspoons introduce 3D Beer Goggles 3
pinxit 4 years

You're lovely you are...

Gordon Ramsay drives second chef to suicide... 0
be reasonable 4 years

following thousands of ordinary television viewers., A second chef appears to have killed himself after a tirade from the foul-mouthed Scottish food manipulator and retired ball-kicker. The chef...

Waitrose set to muscle in on Satire 0
afternoonslow 4 years

By Andrea Bumf, Published: September 29 2010, Waitrose is poised to expand its online business in direct competition with Newsbiscuit, the internet grocer 'n' satire store...

David and Edmund Milliband to give advice to young men how to get that charmer 0
arrghgarry 4 years

for a wife,...

Ed Moribund's keynote speech draws on immortal lines from Monkees' hit single 0
Scroat 4 years

More 'We're the new generation' bollocks soon...

David Moribund "Not a happy bunny" says party spokesman 0
Scroat 4 years

More Moribund soon...

Pronunciation dilemma as P&O pull out of rtsmuth 1
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Party faithful reject Dave... 0
be reasonable 4 years

blaming him for endless repeats of 'Top Gear' and Fred Dibnah programmes., A party spokesperson said "we can't stand Clarkson because he likes cars and is probably a Tory, and Fred only reminds us...

"Don't worry" Miliband tells nation, "I'll be just like other politicians&q 0
la maga 4 years
Weeping Karzai a creeping Rose to be entered at the next Chelsea 0
arrghgarry 4 years

flower show...

Ed Moribund doesn't like new nickname. 3
be reasonable 4 years
Eating disorder charity criticised for throwing gala fund raising dinner 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Unions roundly condemned BEAT, the Eating Disorder charity after many of their members complained about the aftermath of the charity dinner. John Eccles explains "We are wholly supportive of the...

John West announce 'Arsefish Unfriendly' tinned tuna. 0
thecritic 4 years

Following massive criticism of the fishing industry in recent years, John West today officially announced the new certification of all of their tinned tuna products as being particularly harmful to...

Wife Bursts Into Tears When She Realised that She Married 'a Loser' 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

A wife confident for years her husband would be a winner broke down and wept when it became public that someone else had married the winner...

Jordan fined for thrusting her big pink box into oncoming traffic. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Glamour model and all round er… pair of boobs; Jordan has been fined by magistrates after several motorists nearly swerved into her pink box on the A23. All tabloid journalists leave has been...

Kim Jong-il Seeks 'British Style' Hereditary Head of State 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

North Korean officials confirmed the Dear Leader also wants a Briish Style 'National' Oath that swears to protect only the Head of State and a British Style 'National' Anthem' that calls for blessing...

Kim Jong-Un to prove himself with his own dictatorship before he can inherit 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

family corner-shop. Documents leaked today reveal that the keen-as-mustard heir of the Kim Korean Bodega chain, Kim Jong-Un, has had his wings clipped by the ever cautious patriarch of the family,...

Man abandons corner shop not even on a corner 0
roybland 4 years

After twenty-five years of supporting his local corner shop, Mick Miller is throwing in the towel and taking his business to Tesco.,  , 'I've had enough,' said a bitter Mr Miller. 'For all those...

Police to Issue 'Spot Fines' for Pedestrians Who don't Complete their Journey 1
IABP 4 years

Police forces around the country are to issue 'spot fines' for pedestrians who don't complete their journey. Police have warned the general public that if they intend to go somewhere then they must...

Actress tells school students to "live in the real world" 1
Obidiah Bobblenob 4 years

A famous actress, who used to be married to a famous actor, has told the current students at the school she once attended to talk properly and not to behave in outlandish ways, if they want to...

Kim Jong very ill. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Prostitute Jennifer Thompson: 'I've slept with loads of premiership footballers' 2
be reasonable 4 years

in a tragic misinterpretation of the Government's advice to 'have five vegetables a day'...

Bookmakers face heavy losses after Ed Miliband speech gets standing ovation 1
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Britain's bookmakers have been taken by surprise after the new Labour leader unexpectedly received a standing ovation for his maiden speech at the Labour Conference in Manchester. In an official...