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Pope shocks followers with statement, "We may be responsible for our actions" 0
Dumbnews 4 years

The Pope proclaimed we must take responsibility for our actions instead of blindly relying on the divine for guidance. Fate and destiny are things of the past. The Pope emphasized we live in a world...

Environmental activists hail success with cunning plan ... 0
Kramaring 4 years

Environmental activists claim to have successfully stopped planes from belching tonnes of harmful gases into the atmosphere by using explosives to trigger a volcanic eruption which belched tonnes of ...

Gaelic panic quelled after 'Ireland Volcano' typo rescinded. More soon. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Cameron 'tapped up by KGB' on Gap Year. And then he just chundered, everywhere. 0
maxwas 4 years
"We actually did get the 'Mrs Slocomb's pussy' joke", parents finally admit 1
Zadok the second 4 years
Ash from Iceland disrupts UK 5
jp1885 4 years More soon...

Teacher cleared of sex with pupil and subsequently promoted to Head of Sex Ed 0
maxwas 4 years

Merchant Taylor's School have welcomed the news that Hannah McIntyre was, in fact, not guilty of one count of sexual activity with a child by a person in a position of trust and, in a refreshing...

"Conformism can really be a true dictatorship" Pope lectures mass of followers 0
IamWibble 4 years
Nokia to launch world's first "Shabby" phone for the disorganised & dishevelled 2
simonjmr 4 years
'I get knocked down, but I get compensation' Chumbawumba modernize anthem. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Apple turned-over by I-Crumble. 0
MightyBlair 4 years

Apple faces a legal battle today after hackers accessed the company’s website and rewrote crucial troubleshooting advice, leading to over 1000 customers baking their IPod in the oven. Customers...

Vapid hot air, grey toxic clouds and acidic bile coming our way warn MetOffice 0
edward hack 4 years

..volcanoe ash set to make things even worse. Fury at airports as passengers desperate to get away may have to watch TV debate afterall...

Daily Mail Exclusive: Ash from Icelands shock apology 0
Iamthestig 4 years

Ash Down, warehouse manager for Iceland speaks for the first time explaining how a small fire in the 99p party snack and Sara Lee cakes area escalated into an environmental disaster costing airlines...

Volcanic Ash: ITV's weapon to stop people escaping from watching the debate. 0
simonjmr 4 years
Threat of Kerry Katona grounds UK flights 0
Mrblacker 4 years
School slammed for forcing pupils to wear 'pervy' school uniforms 0
ED209 4 years

David Cameron and the Sun joined forces today to criticise a primary school for forcing children as young as five to wear 'fetish like' school uniforms. The outfit, similar to those commonly worn by...

Celebrity slammed for poor quality sex-tape 1
jp1885 4 years

A Former reality show contestant has lashed out at the 'heartless' thieves who stole a home-made sex tape, which she had 'accidentally' left on a windowsill of her ground-floor London apartment, only...

Pope says Church must do penance 0
simonjmr 4 years

She's been a very naughty girl. Henson dumbfounded - "I only want to marry her"...

Jordan’s withdrawal from Marathon fuels speculation that it’s a really long race 6
Mary Evans 4 years

The announcement today by glamour model Jordan that she will not be participating in this year’s London Marathon has sent rumour mills buzzing with speculation that the event might be a really long...

Political correctness wins leaders debate 0
simonjmr 4 years

After imposition of over 80 Debate rules...

Train delayed due to 'wrong type of ash on the line' 0
Mr Glover Lover 4 years
"Let's get ready to rumble!" leaders debate to be started by boxing announcer. 1
MADJEZ 4 years

Sky TV have secured the sevices of boxing legend Michael Buffer for tonights big leadership debate. He will introduce each candidate and give out their weights before shouting his famous catchphrase...

Indebted Iceland’s ‘ash not cash’ deal unacceptable says UK Govt 2
smyke 4 years

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has rejected an attempt by Iceland to repay thousands of British investors’ lost bank deposits with airborne mineral deposits. Near-bankrupt Iceland claimed today that...

Daisy Duke fails her Hazard Country driving test 0
Ian Searle 4 years The learner driver managed to flip her driving instructor's car after she was asked to do a three-point turn. The woman - in her...

Paedophiles 'delighted' at Primark's new flat-chested look 3
ED209 4 years

Paedophiles today rejoiced at the news that Primark was withdrawing its padded swimsuits, instead returning to last season's 'flat chested' look which has been so popular among kiddie-fiddlers the...

Hot air and cloudy outlooks predicted for the UK tonight 0
Genghis Cohen 4 years
Scrapheap Challenge 0
theumpire 4 years

Following the success of “Pimp My Park ‘n’ Ride”, RDF Media has signed up eight politicians for a one-off special edition of “Scrapheap Challenge”. Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling will...

Willie Walsh "willing to talk to Iceland volcano" 0
Zadok the second 4 years
Cult comedy movie franchise returns with Police Accademy 32 0
twookey 4 years

Hollywood insiders have revealed that the popular "Police accademy" franchise has been brought back to life by director Aaron Shimdt.The latest installment,the 32nd in the series, has taken the best...

Apple delay launch of London Marathon App "i-plod" for the middle aged until May 0
simonjmr 4 years