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James Cameron's world falls apart as unobtainium drops to $25 a kilo. 0
melody 24.01.11 5:49am
melody
Dolly the float shows that Australian humour survived flood unharmed

looks like we missed this news [url=http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/01/17/3114110.htm]sex doll no flotation device[/url]...

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4ty2 24.01.11 5:34am
4ty2
"Strawberry fields forever" now organically remastered 1
Dumbnews 24.01.11 6:29pm
Hunter F. Thompson
I deleted it 14
melody 25.01.11 9:59am
melody
Vincent Tabak guilty of sounding a bit foreign... 0
deskpilot3 23.01.11 10:48pm
deskpilot3
No media interest in Student Fees - stories about Jordan much easier to write... 1
deskpilot3 24.01.11 4:10am
melody
Vince Cable manages a whole week without any embarrassing news stories... 0
deskpilot3 23.01.11 10:44pm
deskpilot3
"Bring back the snow" say miserable, recession-hit Britons... 0
deskpilot3 23.01.11 10:43pm
deskpilot3
Ireland's Green Party shows the Lib Dems what they need to do.... 0
deskpilot3 23.01.11 10:39pm
deskpilot3
Gordon Brown claims journos caused credit crunch by hacking his budget figures. 0
deskpilot3 23.01.11 10:16pm
deskpilot3
"Sex Please We're British" is a Westminster Hit. Theatre Review

The sexual comedy "Sex Please we're British" is a typical breathless bedroom farce set in Westminster that ignites the normally dull business of government with real sweaty action. There is plenty of...

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Dun Dunkin 23.01.11 9:37pm
Dun Dunkin
"Silvio restored my son's eyesight: of course I gave him sex" says happy Mum

..more in the Maily Dale...

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Hunter F. Thompson 23.01.11 10:37pm
Sinnick
Silvio Berlusconi exonerated after identical twin comes clean

Fabrizio Berlusconi, today admitted that the promiscuous parties, the drugs and the young girls were all down to him and not the Italian leader Silvio “For years he has been covering for me”...

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brownpaperreporter 24.01.11 5:24am
melody
Equine high diving competition abandoned

Good job it wasn't a synchronised diving competition, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-12261865...

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Mr.3374 23.01.11 7:25pm
Mr.3374
Lord Denies British Women are ' Easy Meat'

A Tory Cabinet Minister was at the centre of a sex scandal last night over claims that he cheated on his wife and slept with a blonde lover. Lord Lardyass plied the recovering alcoholic, a Miss...

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Dun Dunkin 24.01.11 12:02am
melody
Police had told Brown all along he couldn’t hack it

Memoirs soon...

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Gerontius 23.01.11 7:16pm
Gerontius
Irish Tricolor reduced to a Bicolor.

Just Orange and White left - ouch that must hurt....

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FormerlyAlOPecia 23.01.11 6:57pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
Berlusconi’s party gaining support, “ever since Silvio shagged that donkey”... 2
Doylem 24.01.11 6:38pm
Gerontius
Beeching to axe Lark Rise To Candleford branch line. 0
Tammy Flugh 23.01.11 5:43pm
Tammy Flugh
Leading Scientists Criticised Over Chest Hair Crust Eating Claims

Two leading scientists have been heavily criticised by their peers today after it emerged that recent claims were misleading, potentially untrue, and not based upon sound methods of research. Alan...

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thisisall1word 23.01.11 6:39pm
Golgo13
Glasgow detectives accused of Taggerting up murders

Glasgow detectives have today been accused of tampering with murder scenes to make them more gruesome and interesting. This is a practice known as Taggerting by senior officers, as police have been...

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simonjmr 23.01.11 4:34pm
simonjmr
Silvio Berlusconi “a role model” for Italian porn star...

Rocco Siffredi, one of Italy’s most famous porn stars, explains why a philandering Prime Minister is held in high esteem. “Monday to Friday I get paid to shag good-looking women (with...

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Doylem 23.01.11 4:22pm
Doylem
One-legged writer sueing Website for suggesting his jokes are crap

told he hasn't got a leg to stand on...

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Trickster 24.01.11 4:35pm
DiY
Mobile phone swallowed by crocodile had been hacked.

More later...

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Tammy Flugh 23.01.11 1:23pm
Tammy Flugh
Arse-kicking party postponed indefinitely... 0
Doylem 23.01.11 1:20pm
Doylem
Zsa Zsa Gabor's amputated leg in shock signing for Aston Villa 0
Bwahahahaha 23.01.11 1:11pm
Bwahahahaha
Laughter 'the best medicine' confirmed; stand-ups employed by NHS. 0
Zadok the second 23.01.11 1:03pm
Zadok the second
Daily Mail delighted over arrest he's not a blue haired weirdo but he is foriegn 0
Ian Searle 23.01.11 12:18pm
Ian Searle
The Man With No Name brings Luton Airport to a standstill

A mysterious soft-spoken cowboy caused chaos at a Luton airport check-in desk yesterday, thanks to a completely blank passport. The laconic and morally-ambiguous yet strangely compelling outsider...

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Zadok the second 24.01.11 9:30pm
The All New Jeni B
Jap PoW survivors apologise to camp commandant for making ceremonial sword blunt

More apologies sooneven if it wasn't us...

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Gerontius 23.01.11 10:56am
Gerontius