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ET found clinging "for dear life" to underside of coach returning from Calais 1
thackaray 4 years
Pope tells priests to treat abuse victims with kid gloves 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years

All of which are on sale at the Vatican Shop €4.99 non-lubricated, €6.99 ribbed...

Dozens of swingers arrested in Lancashire town 3
brownpaperreporter 4 years

"Its inevitable I suppose" says Reg North, 48 from Derby "times are hard at present and not many of our group had that much money and our travel agent seems to have ripped us off. We had a whole week...

Shock as celebrity tells all to The Sun & doesnt have autobiography coming out 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Pope admits: 'I prefer the smaller fit and the flavoured ones' 1
PluckyMunky 4 years
Church investigated after priest files £1000 expenses claim for 'jelly babies'. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
BBC Cameramen for the leaders debate demand buckets on hand to throw up in 0
Basil_B 4 years

for having to put up with more insincere stares at them by messr's Brown, Clegg and especially Cameron...

BBC's "Working Lunch" to be relaunched as Benefit Brunch 3
virtuallywill 4 years

Findus pancakes later...

Long-distance runner dies on London Marathon day 4
rickwestwell 4 years

RIP Alan Sillitoe...

EU to impose French cheek kissing and ban 'British' handshakes 1
roybland 4 years

The European Union is to make French cheek kissing the compulsory greeting throughout the EU. 'British' handshakes will be banned. The move - under EU Directive 109 (S 45a) ‘En embrassant sur les...

Cold callers 'may wear cardigans', judge rules. 0
Zadok the second 4 years
Sex register victors claim ‘Pope was an inspiration’. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
Foreign Office apologises, says condom memo should have read 'Sarah Palin' 0
Ostsee 4 years
'Great Sheep Rustle' solved after police arrest Little Bo Peep. 0
MightyBlair 4 years

Me-eh soon...

BBC’s plans to broadcast leadership debate in 3D fall flat 1
Des Custard 4 years

The BBC has reluctantly abandoned plans to broadcast this week’s final leadership debate in 3D after accepting that no amount of technology could give the candidates or the proceedings any depth. ...

Belgian Bishop tempts young children by disguising himself as Opal Fruit > 4
Ludicity 4 years
Africans tell World-class footballers to "fuck off" in response to Pepsi request 0
IamWibble 4 years
Scientists warn: ‘People have worse memory than fish.’ 2
MightyBlair 4 years

The age-old belief that fish have no long-term memory was cast into doubt today when it was discovered that goldfish are more frightened of a Tory government than the British public. In a series of...

Government blames for "insensitive" Pope suggestions list 0
thackaray 4 years
Foreign Office apologise to Vatican and offer to let Pope unveil new statue. 1
MADJEZ 4 years

Goldsmiths expel student who painted a bowl of fruit 0
roybland 4 years

Goldsmiths' College has expelled a student found in her room secretly putting the finishing touches to a painting of a bowl of fruit. But first-year student Clarissa Nolan-Nolan (19) from Coventry...

Researchers studying 'wits end' say parental sarcasm 'wasted on the under fives' 0
QorbeQ 4 years

'Goes right over their head', say scientists, 'Some stress relief benefit'. More soon...

Gordon Brown reverts to first name James to appear cooler. Owww. 1
MADJEZ 4 years

In a surprise move to gain popular support Prime Minister Gordon Brown has reverted to his real first name James in order to appeal to a broader range of voters. His team revealed he was born James...

Insomniacs support BBC Commonwealth Games live broadcasts from Delhi 0
virtuallywill 4 years

It's the right time of the night...

Mysterious Deaths in Westcountry Village: three Arrests 2
virtuallywill 4 years

Police are questioning a Joyce Barnaby (57), Jane Marple (68) and an unamed foreign man, believed to be Belgian., Several forces are sharing information on the three suspects after the dual slaying...

Worzel Gummidge ejected from pub quiz, accused of using 'annoying pedant' head. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
One Member One Vote 9
ijb 4 years

That great father of Iraqi democracy and sometime infidel President Obama, following the "success" of the elections in Iraq, welcomed the progress of democracy in its sunny neighbour Saudi Arabia as...

Germans offer to bomb Coventry again 4
ED209 4 years

After a recent visit to Coventry, Angela Merkel said she was 'shocked and saddened' by the devastation wrought on the city by 1960s town planners, and offered the Luftwaffe's services to reduce it to...

Elvis disappointed with PM impersonator 2
edward hack 4 years

'It was embarrassing' said Elvis 'it was the most unconvincing performance I have ever seen, he should stick to his day job..oh'...

Vatican set to launch new papal swimwear 0
edward hack 4 years

Peedos (surely an old one Ed?) Our earlier article should have read: Pope condemns cover-up story and not Pope condoms cover-up story. (surely Benedick condoms Ed?)...