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George Galloway no longer getting paid for not attending Parliament 0
Skylarking 4 years

(otherwise business as usual)...

Ikea Returns Department take seats in Croydon and Wembley 0
AdrianJ 4 years
Queen to decide new government in traditional "ip, dip, dog, shit" method 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Elton John faces uphill struggle as independent candidate in Woking... 3
Adam Ice Rink 4 years

'cause Surrey seems to be the hardest ward...

Sheffield Students "thought it was a queue for a Rave". 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Election to be settled by Anne Robinson on "The Weakest Link". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Brown to stay at No10, "until I've finished taping kippers behind the radiators" 0
AdrianJ 4 years
Direct correlation found between bad news and its presenters standing up 2
Duff 4 years

Startling research shows that since major networks have been delivering the TV news with presenters standing up, things have become significantly worse. Researchers at the University of Reading have...

D:Ream release new single 'Things could actually be about to go downhill a bit' 1
wallster 4 years
Top BBC DJ in standoff with station bosses 22
Duff 4 years

Wacky Radio 2 Disc Jockey, Steve Wright, has locked himself in his studio and is refusing to come off-air unless the station's top-brass exceed to his demands. The seventies throwback is said to be...

Lemmy is centre of storm in great wall debate 2
Duff 4 years

Hellraising bassist and Motorhead frontman, Lemmy, was today the centre of a storm over a garden wall he's erected around his country mansion. The cockahoop heavy metal star told GMTV. "It's a...

Brown to "spend more time with his statisticians". 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Support growing for Nick Griffin to join hung, drawn & quartered parliament 0
ianslat 4 years
Having no success with “Ask the Audience”, Gordon now wants to phone a friend. 0
curry muncher 4 years

But will they give him the answer he needs?...

Mandelson refutes loss of mandate - "I've just called him and he's still coming" 0
Rorschach 4 years
Grim Reaper 'considering his position' after Farage plane crash 1
Scroat 4 years

A planned spree by the Grim Reaper to mark Election Day has gone seriously awry, leading him to consider his future in the role. "It was going to be a special day for me,' Mr Reaper said last night,...

Despite a resounding defeat Nick Griffin still barking 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Icelandic bungle as former bank chief arrested but then government bails him out 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Rafael Benitez promises Labour will finish in top four 3
rickwestwell 4 years
Cheeky Boy Lembit has last laugh 0
Duff 4 years

Ousted Liberal Democrat, Lembit Opik, is today denying that his humiliating defeat last night is a bad thing that spells the end of his career in the public spotlight. Speaking from the offices of...

Despite hung parliament IoW residents think Mr Heath will cope as PM 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Leaders gaze out across shattered nation and declare: 'Is that it?' 0
allmyownstunts 4 years
SamCam1: Come on Gordo! Got to measure 4 curtains & John Lewis delivery due @ 2 0
AdrianJ 4 years
Labour struggling to bury bad news 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Labour Party treat Brown to 'celebratory' small aircraft flight. 0
Rorschach 4 years
Gordon Brown to urge single transferable Prime Minister electoral system 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Britain awakes very hungover 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
'We will win the next election' Clegg tells supporters. More soon. 0
Ostsee 4 years
Jacqui Smith impersonates Ness from Gavin & Stacey to hang on to seat 3
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Britain wakes up to new Prime Minister as Blair asks 'Did you miss me ?' 0
MADJEZ 4 years