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Failure of solutions to world problems blamed on band-aid industry 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Massive Overload of Chilean Mine Stories... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

threatens blackout of comic website...

Miner 32 refuses to enter capsule because 'Number 31 has let one go in there' 0
RockhopperPenguin 4 years
Chilean miner slates shopping trip 0
Big Mama 4 years

Chilean miner can't find a Primark so he brings rock back from his holidays saying " I looked everywhere but couldn't find any humbugs"...

Escaped hungry toxic sludge eats toxic debts, solves world economic crisis 0
la maga 4 years
Commonwealth Games to end on a high as India promises never to have them again. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Cabinet Ministers discover the others caught syphilis from Rupert Murdoch too 0
la maga 4 years

After months of everyone in the cabinet hiding their condition from one other, each convinced that they alone were struggling with a shameful secret, there was great relief in cabinet meeting today...

Worldwide Wet Shavers Refuse To Pay Royalties ... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.to Japanese government re their daily production of miniature Japanese flags...

Small mine drama in Chile - no-one dead 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Happy Chilean miners leave panic stricken journalists stranded and storyless 2
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

The Chilean Mine rescue operation has gone disastrously wrong for an expedition of journalists who were told not to bother coming home unless they had a big story. As smiling miner after smiling...

Queen to be replaced by Charles and William 'coalition' 4
dicky37 4 years

In the biggest royal shake-up since the abdication of Edward VIII, the Prince of Wales has agreed to share power with his son William when he finally takes the throne., By pairing the mature, more...

Boris Johnson considers 'Trapped in mine' gambit for publicity at next election 0
la maga 4 years
New Chilean theme park boasts "World's biggest slide". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Miners Jubilant Celebrations Accidentally Causes Second Cave In. 0
4 years

News has just reached us from the Jan Hose mine that the sound and vibrations of celebrations from the surface, and celebrations from the miners themselves have caused a second underground cave in,...

Writer gives himself 5 stars to "Big Up" his work on Spoof website. 3
Mary 4 years

But is marked down (*) but other 'pissed off' writers...

Rescue shaft sealed as celebrations get under way for 32 miners 0
Nobby Holder 4 years

Try that approach...

Scousers and Miners celebrating on TV sparks false alarm that Thatcher has died 0
Moggsy 4 years
Catholic church delighted to hear that 33 miners are available. More soon. 0
antharrison 4 years
Update: French-speaking dog posts death threats in internet chat room... 9
be reasonable 4 years

mort soon. That's it, I'm off. Bon chance, mes petits-pains...

Pope concerned about rising trend of born-again atheists 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Rescuers - now that's 15. Or was it 14 ? Or 16 ? 1
Sinnick 4 years
Laxative producers fear sales downturn when team GB returns from India. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Shake hands with Tom Daley at your peril...

New ITV series: I'm a celebrity get me out of this mine shaft 5
Basil_B 4 years

Hot on the heels of the recent events in Chile involving the 33 trapped miners, ITV are to bring out a new reality TV show that will involve 33 celebrities to be stuck down a mine shaft for six weeks...

Rome University destroyed after physics lab canteen mixes pasta and antipasta. 7
wallster 4 years
Man Wins Chilean Pools after Correctly Predicting the First 8 Men Out. 1
IABP 4 years

25 more soon...

Chilean president: it's a great time to hide some bad news 0
Sinnick 4 years
UN to investigate rumors of South American Super Cannon 0
Erlang 4 years

UN inspectors are to follow up allegations that an as yet unnamed South American nation has been developing a Super Space Cannon using technology based on Project Babylon. Project Babylon the Iraqi...

Ed Miliband to be superceded by Ed Microband leadership technology 0
flyerblade 4 years

Labour party needs a higher energy leader to form government. Critics argue dangers of moving the party to the far "infra-Ed". Proponents say question time will get more throughput with a higher...

Police replace stolen art paintings with copies 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Chile accused of taking Rebirthing Therapy 'a step too far' 0
xl5 4 years

Taking rebirthing fad to this extreme may do more psychological harm than good...