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BBC to keep James Cordon on for next three hours unless a million is pledged. 3
MADJEZ 4 years

Much less of the fat, talentless C*** soon...

BA dispute intensifies with arrival of 'flying pickets' 3
Ludicity 4 years
Pope to apologise for being German 0
jp1885 4 years
Premier League 250k to Sport Relief - thats 0.00025% of the players wage bill 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years

tight wads!...

Fury as Britain's top porn film critic lured to Sky 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

After 25 years presenting his weekly take on the latest jazz flicks, Jon Woburn was something of a national treasure., His reviews of the week's latest releases could make or break a movie. He...

Birmingham social care director too incompetent to judge incompetency 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years

director admits he has no clue what they do anyway and so cannot judge if they are doing their job properly...

Baby dressed as Hitler takes first goose-step 0
Ludicity 4 years
Far right parties to cease Tennis sponsorship 0
virtuallywill 4 years

BBc web page to not feature James Corden 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Womans Hours page regarding the use of sanitary towels in early Mayan culture...

Pope takes tough action and signs a letter. 1
PluckyMunky 4 years

'everthing sorted', says vatican...

Sport Relief showcases Dynamo, Britains least charismatic magician. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Much less hopefully soon...

UKIP to rebrand as BNP Lite. 0
Stan Laurel 4 years
Sports Relief participant banned from fund raising after wankethon controvesy. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Banksy denies he has lost his mojo 3
virtuallywill 4 years

P Diddy drops Crystal Palace bid when someone tells him it's not a bit of bling 0
ianslat 4 years
Walking With Wounded expedition to be renamed 1
sauce 4 years

Walking With Wounded expedition to North Pole to be renamed Kayaking With Cripples due to global warming...

Unite Union object to TV fly-on-the-wall programme "Walker with Dinosaurs" 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Inspired by Sauce...

Easter rail strikes, BA to lay on extra fligh..... oh, hang on 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Turnstile to be installed to allow celebs to apologise in an orderly fashion 2
PluckyMunky 4 years
'Fashion Police' Bust Designer Goods Ring 0
John Square 4 years

The Metropolitan Police Force and HMRC have announced that they have arrested 60 people involved in a complex international scam to sell overpriced versions of popular market stall clothing and shoes...

John Terry to take part in mile high for Sport Relief. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Gordon Ramsey to host new genealogy show “Who the Fuck Do You Think You Are?” 3
curry muncher 4 years

In a new slant on the popular family history theme, each week Gordon takes a member of the public on a journey of discovery; not always a pleasant one for the participant. The first programme tells...

Pope: "Let them see tits" 3
John Square 4 years

Pope Benedict XVI today outlined the most radical shake-up of the Catholic Church's diktat on celibacy, in an attempt to stem further outbreaks of child abuse by priests.,...

As fewer donors come forward, NHS offers organ amnesty. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
New Restrictions: Nicholas Soames Required to Win Two Seats in Commons 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Scientist Spontaneously Unveils New Invisibility Cloak in Women’s Changing Room 4
danlewis 4 years

Scientist Spontaneously Unveils New Invisibility Cloak in Women’s Changing Room Derek Trudwell, a Scientist from the National Centre For Invisibility today revealed the latest breakthrough in...

BA talks break down as spokesman claims he "ain't gonna fly with no crazy fool" 0
LittleSpender 4 years

more (suckers) soon....

Public Surprised by Dishonesty of Organisation Based Entirely on Lies 4
danlewis 4 years

Expansion of Dumbnews' article: There was widespread shock today after it was revealed that the Catholic Church, an organisation whose authority is derived entirely from a work of fiction, had...

Pundits agree Liverpool victory more surprising than Fulham beating Juventus 4
ianslat 4 years
Ian Paisley to go over to Rome 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

holiday plans finalised...