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very little helped 2
edward hack 4 years

Tax, Evader, Squirrels, Cash, Overseas, thanks Terry.bye, bye...

England expected to do well in World Drink-Fuelled Domestic Violence Cup 2010 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

more reasons to blame football soon...

Kim Cattrall to star as Mannequin in new Shreks in the City Movie 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Wayne Rooney Angrily defends his ability to remain cool under pressure 0
Iamthestig 4 years
ASA reprimand IOW plumbers merchant 0
andhrimnir 4 years

Isle of Wight Sinks, the Ventnor plumbing merchant, were today ordered to suspend their advertising campaign after widespread panic broke out on the island. Mainland street parties have been...

Correction: 1
andhrimnir 4 years

Our earlier headline should have read "Rescue operation underway as Bryan Ferry [u]stinks[/u]"...

New Self-Righteous Bus Stops Planned for Brighton 6
afternoonslow 4 years

Concerned that Green Party Activists are being mistaken for regular travellers when actually they are Making a Statement about Sustainable Global Climate Insulation and Promoting Re-Cycled...

Spanish public sector workers struggle to get strike noticed 0
andhrimnir 4 years
'Smear lion poo on back door' advises Min. of Ag. 'to repel foxes'. More soon. 3
Ostsee 4 years
Rooney Fowl Mouthed 1
Doctor Moptop 4 years

The English footballer, Wayne Rooney, has been censured for committing chicken impersonations during the warm-up friendly match in South Africa. Local official Jeff Selogilwe said,...

Coronation Street axed; Eastenders and Emmerdale to merge 0
Zadok the second 4 years

Tories 'really getting the hang of what people really want' Coronation Street, a popular television drama endorsed up by the previous Labour government - is to be axed. Creative Industries...

Cameron To Re-Introduce Workhouses For The Poor 2
Svendo 4 years

David Cameron has put forward a motion to re-introduce the Poor Law Amendment Act of 1834 in a bid to keep the poor off the streets., After reading several books on the Victorian workhouse system...

Surfing Crocodile eats California girl 1
Ludicity 4 years
The Complete Works of Shakespeare published in tag format 0
jp1885 4 years

A prolific West Midlands blogger has revolutionised the way that the world's major works of literature are displayed today, by publishing the entire canon of playwright William Shakespeare in...

Children Deported To Afghanistan 2
Doctor Moptop 4 years

Home Office websites crashed after thousands of parents registered to have their children deported to Afghanistan. "I've got to get my name down," said a London-based novelist, the mother of three...

Dj Dr. Fox In Fear Of Life From Ill Informed Sun Readers 0
Svendo 4 years
Government legalises Banksy 3
Skylarking 4 years

Slightly edgy left-leaning professionals across Britain have hailed the passing of the ‘Socio-political Spray Paint Dissemination Act – 2010’ into law. The act, better known as ‘Bansky’s...

Schools to close in order to make full use of child labour 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'But not in the South East', reassures George Osborne. 'That would be wrong.'...

Investigators predictably label furry baby attacker 'cunning, like a fox' 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Osborne to offer tax relief for sweat shop start-ups. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
New Government Initiative. Cuts are not enough. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Even if the entire government budget was cut it wouldn't be enough to pay back the debt. So we need to sell people off. Anyone with more than one child will be required to hand the excess in at the...

President Obama to adopt orphan Pelican 0
Ludicity 4 years
Boffins no closer to working out meaning of "Babacombe - great for a workout" 2
rickwestwell 4 years
Chancellor Osbourne Gets Ready for Christmas Pantomime Role 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

The ferret down Cameron's trousers...

Need a Workout? 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Try Babacombe - It's great for a workout!...

Public consultation about spending cuts 'a terrible waste of money', says public 0
Ludicity 4 years
If you have been affected by any of the issues raised on Newsbiscuit today... 3
Ian Searle 4 years
Mexico police realise mine discovered with 55 bodies is actually a "people mine" 1
rickwestwell 4 years
Daily Mail Readers Stage Public Book Burnings of "Fantastic Mr Fox" 0
Svendo 4 years

Roald Dahls bestseller described as "manifesto of hate"...

DeAgostini to Publish "The Internet" in monthly supplements 18
Svendo 4 years

Publishing giants DeAgostini are to produce "The Internet" as monthly printed magazines for people who don't have access to computers. Each Month a 90 page glossy magazine will be accompanied by a...