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Inquiry called for after near riot nearly breaks out at Notting Hill festival 0
Nick McCarr 01.09.11 6:58am
Nick McCarr
Wooton Basset florists and hearse hire companies face uncertain future 0
Ian Searle 01.09.11 6:29am
Ian Searle
Anthropologist makes contact with last surviving member of Friendster 0
Dumbnews 01.09.11 5:38am
Woman who killed over Italian sandwich found to be suffering from ‘Panini Envy' 0
Ian Searle 01.09.11 5:37am
Ian Searle
Hurricane predicted as kids return to school and parents let out sigh of relief 0
Ian Searle 01.09.11 5:35am
Ian Searle
Unfrozen Libya cash to be used immediately, do not refreeze

More soon?...

Psycadelic Squirrel 01.09.11 3:51am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Gender pay-gap as high as 10 pairs of Jimmy Choo and a Gucci belt says watchdog 0
antharrison 31.08.11 11:58pm
World's top-paid CEOs pledge to cut acronyms and buzzwords by 10% 0
Dumbnews 31.08.11 10:41pm
UK's summer 'coolest since 1993', say style gurus

Britain's fashionistas have given a cautious 'thumbs up' to the possibility of a return to growth in the nation's cool index. Following several years of modish depression, the 'green shorts of...

rickwestwell 31.08.11 9:21pm
Phone hack enquiry covered up over risk of discovering D. Kelly's phone records

With the phone hacking going back to the murder of Wells and Chapman and Dowler in 2002 it was feared that the public became aware that by 2003, the time that David Kelly went missing, the phone...

4ty2 31.08.11 7:36pm
ISS Crew To Stage Hide-And-Seek Tournament

The crew of the International Space Station will take part in a hide-and-seek tournament on 9 September, national space agencies have confirmed. Following the decision to delay the return of three...

Tourmaline 31.08.11 7:11pm
RAF to deliver bags of cash to Libya. Lord Archer offers logistical experience.

More bungs soon...

dvo4fun 31.08.11 7:09pm
Legal news latest. More travellers will have to travel more soon.

More soon. Anybody seen my coat?...

dvo4fun 31.08.11 7:05pm
New outsourced social media service launched for the digitally diffident

Self effacing people who don't take themselves too seriously are being marginalised in the new aggressively shallow digital economy, says a report from Convenient Research. [Ohh bollocks, I'll come...

ronseal 31.08.11 6:35pm
Passive-Aggressive Society of Shanklin to close after 75 resentful years

Residents of the Isle of Wight's leading geriatric-oriented community were in shock after the local Passive-Aggressive Society announced it was to disband. "Well it certainly wasn't my fault", said...

JohnA 31.08.11 6:33pm
Queen's food taster dead after Prince of Wales omelet.

After three months in the job, veteran food taster to the Queen, Sir Digby St John Filigree-Gresham passed away painfully yesterday after the tasting of a mushroom omelet. The omelet had been...

Curbie Firetank 31.08.11 6:24pm
Red faces in Whitehall as Al-Megrahi mistakenly renamed "Royal Abdelbaset". 0
Le Creuset Fiend 31.08.11 6:06pm
Le Creuset Fiend
Saadi Gaddafi's surrender hijacked by last-minute Spurs bid 0
exigo 31.08.11 5:27pm
Jedward have until Saturday to surrender 0
Doug Sourboyes 31.08.11 1:32pm
Doug Sourboyes
Hurricane Irene not all bad news say the Weinmann's of Long Island

Whilst much ot the Eastern Seaboard were counting the cost and beginning the clear up, Herb and Ida Weinmann returned to their home following the evacuation to discover the storm had left them a new...

grottymonty 31.08.11 1:09pm
German city of Bonn taxes prostitutes with meter, clients by the millimetre.

Griffin 31.08.11 12:42pm
Traveller eviction starts badly as Pete Ikey serves notice from council. 0
MADJEZ 31.08.11 12:31pm
Di Canio shock as striker refuses to take a dive

Following his team's defeat in the Carling Cup last night, Swindon manager Paolo di Canio is shocked that English footballers will not go down theatrically under the slightest challenge. The...

Midfield Diamond 31.08.11 12:08pm
Midfield Diamond
FA launches Let Kick Climate change Denial out of Football campaign

Football fans who make offensive chants about wind turbines could face stiff jail sentences, as the government and the FA pledge to 'get tough' with climate change deniers. The news was welcomed by...

ronseal 31.08.11 10:19am
Meltdown at Panini as deadline day gets underway 0
simonjmr 31.08.11 9:41am
Wenger buys 4 new Defenders from Landrover. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 31.08.11 9:32am
Tragic death of Len Ganley - curse of Half Man Half Biscuit strikes again

Welsh actress Nerys Hughes was reported to be holed up in a Rhyl safehouse last night after the notorious 'Half Man Half Biscuit curse' struck yet again with the death of snooker referee Lan Ganley....

rickwestwell 31.08.11 9:09am
"Coolest summer on record" claim not true, says Henry Winkler. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 31.08.11 8:49am
Cameron unhappy at not selling Cable before transfer window closed. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 31.08.11 8:48am
We would have found Gaddafi by now claims former editor of the Sport. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 31.08.11 8:46am