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Alistair Darling claims responsibility for Icelandic Volcano 0
AdrianJ 4 years

An e-mail received by the Icelandic Government this morning, believed to have been sent by a known and reliable source inside number eleven, reads: “I suggest you pay up - eruptions can happen you...

Iceland to invoice Britain for road gritting services - Official 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

After delivering a payload of volcanic ash and grit onto Britain's roads, Iceland is to invoice Britain for 50 billion euros. And under little known EC laws, Britain will have to pay it, according to...

Icelandic president tells Brown, Cancel the debts and we'll turn off the fan. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Panic as gigantic high-heel appears over northern Europe 0
jp1885 4 years!!.jpg More soon...

Malta to Hide Phallic Sculpture From Pope's View With Giant Pageboy Sculpture 3
thisisall1word 4 years
Al-Qaeda hit financial trouble as airport baggage handlers sent home. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Terror group Al-Qaeda have asked for government support after the news that all the illegal imigrants who work as baggage handlers at the nations airports have been sent home early due to the...

Son of female volcanologist sued by frozen food chain 0
jp1885 4 years

for misappropriation of catchphrase. More soon...

OAP Gordon Brown changes name to Gordon Brown in futile show of support for PM 0
Stan Laurel 4 years

78 year old pensioner Gordon Brown has changed his name to Gordon Brown by deed poll to “show solidarity” with the Labour leader. “I’ve been a party supporter all of my life.” said Mr...

Daily Mail exclusive: Icelandic volcano dust causes cancer 0
Scroat 4 years
Nick Clegg and Vince Cable undergo fourteen hour operation to become cojoined 3
tonyhill 4 years

Great Ormonde st hospital carried out another first by cojoining Nick Clegg and Vince Cable. The surgeon said " this is a first for us it is really good practice for us to join them for the first...

Iceland volcano is cover story for Independence Day style alien invasion. 1
MADJEZ 4 years

UK Airports closed as superior alien race invades. Public are delighted to hear news other than the election. 'Volcanic ash' or aliens invading,

Iceland overturns smoking ban 0
Alan Sundry 4 years
Green Party manifesto thrown straight into recycling bin 1
Ludicity 4 years
Posh and Swine flu to combine forces. 0
Codec 4 years

Both Posh and H1N1 (Swine Flu) have felt the absence of the media spotlight for a while, and they clearly hunger for the attention they lost. So, in a move calculated to shock, they have combined...

Barking fields barking candidate 1
PluckyMunky 4 years

Nick Griffin to run for MP...

Massive nuclear explosion disrupts UK weekend driving plans 0
antharrison 4 years

Motorists across the UK have been warned that the 200 petaton nuclear explosion which destroyed the whole of the African continent could disrupt driving plans this weekend because of falling debris...

Voters rehearse for Leaders Debate by throwing bricks at TV 0
Ludicity 4 years
Spillage of ash from Dot Cotton's house closes London airports. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

No flights into or out of Albert Square for the foreseeable future...

Local council blames ape shit-strewn roundabout on gorilla gardeners 0
jp1885 4 years
Man goes to India to find himself, doesn't 5
Oxbridge 4 years

More soon (Greetings from Mumbai BTW)...

Volcanic ash cloud causes massive UK airport disruption 0
Mr Glover Lover 4 years

"That's for demanding all your money back" says Icelandic government spokesman...

TV bosses admit it was a mistake to let Anne Robinson chair leadership debate 4
Darkbill 2.0 4 years

Entertainment bosses have come under fire for allowing Anne Robinson to host British television's first party leader's debate. For almost an hour Robinson hurled outspoken insults at Gordon Brown,...

Julian Cleary to host top TV motoring show. Doubtless more soon. 0
Ostsee 4 years
Icelandic banks 'furious' at discovery of debt bonfire 0
Des Custard 4 years

'We would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those pesky airlines.'...

David Cameron told to withdraw 'padded manifesto' 0
Ludicity 4 years
Gordon Brown promises to stop volcanoes erupting if Labour re-elected 0
edward hack 4 years

More promises soon...

Repeated house break-ins traced to geocache hidden in toilet cistern 0
jp1885 4 years
Granada announces dressing room allocations for tonight's debate 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years

Brown given ‘Coronation Street’ dressing room, Osborne ‘Brideshead Revisited’ and Clegg ‘All Our Yesterdays’...

BA union to buy Icelandic volcano 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Police raid Katie Price's underwear drawer, find nothing. More soon. 0
QorbeQ 4 years