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Vince Cable to press banks on bonuses... 0
Doylem 4 years

Sir Stainford Steele, spokesman for the British banking sector, presents a convincing case for maintaining the status quo. “Let’s not be too hasty about changing the bonus system. While we...

After Premier League white-out, Sky talks up afternoon of live tiddlywinks... 0
Doylem 4 years
New concerns over male reading skills 1
deskpilot3 4 years

New figures show that 9% of male MPs have poor reading skills and difficulties with comprehension. Researchers showed the male MPs pledges made before the election and found that many could not read...

George Bush starts Ass leaks site to challenge Julian Assange. 0
Malcum eggs 4 years
Travel Chaos: A nation mourns 1
Wyclef Sadova 4 years

Millions of people throughout the UK have already had this year’s Christmas festivities ruined as they look on helplessly at the thousands of poor holidaymakers left stranded at UK airports, unable...

Rail companies condemn snow for causing travel misery. “That’s our job” they say 0
Ian Searle 4 years
“A silly jumper is for life, not just for Christmas”, warns Noel Edmunds. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Late night revellers are warned not to get into cars with “Dad’s Taxi” stickers 0
Ian Searle 4 years

as they may not be licensed Hackney Carriages...

Pools Panel Discovered Alive in Wolverhampton Hotel 5
De-scribe 4 years

The long-forgotten Football Pools Panel have been discovered alive and well in a Wolverhampton hotel. Made up of respected former footballers, experienced officials and Jimmy Hill, the Panel were...

Internet troll listens to reasoned argument and accepts he was wrong. 5
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon]...

Desperate for an arrest, US blames Assange for the UK's snow disruption 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

After failing to convince a British court that Assange should be held in custody, the US announced that Assange's team are responsible for all the snow chaos in the UK David Cameron has responded...

Africa 'still seething' about Band Aid 2 4
ianslat 4 years

The entire continent of Africa has today confirmed that it still feels bitterly insulted by the line-up put together for the Band Aid 2 single in 1989. The single managed to top the charts for 3...

SOAS inroduces course for whites, how to get offended on behalf of people 0
Malcum eggs 4 years

that you will never meet or really care about...

US Envoy Richard Holbrooke donated both kidneys to Kosovo family. 0
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years
'Sleeping with' new euphemism for 'Having Sex' 0
Trickster 4 years

A new phrase has emerged from Assange's Swedish ordeal with Miss A and Miss O. Whereas 'sleeping with' used to merely mean 'sleeping in a bed, tent or store cupboard next to or with another person',...

Prince Charles worried as Duchess of Cornwall looking a bit pasty. 0
Malcum eggs 4 years
Wikileak cable reveals entrapment plot for Julian Assange 1
Dumbnews 4 years
American banks are at it again, this time trying to bankrupt wikileaks 0
4ty2 4 years

to prevent them from releasing confidential emails showing how they tried to bankrupt a number of goverments and other financial institutions by selling them dodgy stuff. They had tried to discredit...

Man regrets deleting 'I have hidden $9bn' email from Sudanese President 0
Artisan 4 years
Ian Hislop Pickles/Prescot joke recycling app now available on iPhone. 1
BillyBitzer 4 years

"The majority of the coding was pretty simple" the developers said "but we did struggle to get it make that smug little snort at the end of the joke sound as irritating as Ian does." "Now we have...

England to ask the the European Union if it is ok to take a shit. 23
Malcum eggs 4 years
BBC scraps new series of Upstairs Downstairs after porn movie mix-up 0
dogwheels 4 years

More soon, I bloody hope...

Cold weather freezes Transport Minister's assets. 0
dogwheels 4 years
Latest Wikileaks cables reveal Sarah Palin is real.. 5
DiY 4 years

and not the comic creation of some Hollywood mastermind...

“Gays?”, says Blatter. “Let them eat Jake”... 5
Doylem 4 years
Pools Panelist wins pools 1
Mr.3374 4 years

It's amazing, all the games I picked as draws were draws when the panel sat...

Snow prompts fears people may have to eat all the food they bought for Xmas 2
Ian Searle 4 years

Housewife Kate Scutt commented,"Normally the whole family caters as if we are all going to spend the entire holiday season at each others house. As a result we buy far too much, and end upthrowing...

Brucie: "My Strictly Alzheimer's Hell" - An OK Exclusive 0
Ablative Fabsolute 4 years

Or is it just me?...

I don't look down my nose at commoners like Tony Benn, says Lord Prescott 0
ronseal 4 years
High Street retailers still pretending that they are having a good Christmas... 0
deskpilot3 4 years