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Algeria and Tunisia complain of extra aircraft activity because of no fly zone

Government representatives of Tunisia and Algeria collectively complained today over the extra noise pollution caused by the increased air activity over their respective countries due to the enforced...

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Basil_B 26.03.11 1:15pm
Basil_B
'Anyone offered kebab meat in suspicious circumstances asked to contact police'

Frozen 18kg kebab stolen from Trowbridge takeaway Equipment taken in takeaway raid Thieves have stolen an 18kg (40lb) frozen kebab from a takeaway outlet at Trowbridge railway station. The massive...

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Ironduke 26.03.11 12:21pm
Danny
Medical News: Premature Ejaculation Awareness Week will be early this year. 3
be reasonable 26.03.11 11:41am
Basil_B
RyanAir Buyout Nasa

In a shock announcement, Barack Obama has admitted that he has sold the government funded institute NASA to the Irish budget airline RyanAir. The American President claims that the space institute...

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gk 26.03.11 11:38am
gk
Thanks to Osborne, petrol goes down from 135p to 139p a litre

Flags flew across the nation as grateful motorists celebrated the slashing of petrol prices from an exorbitant 135p a litre to an incredible 139p or even 140p., Opinion was unanimous that this was...

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John Wiltshire 26.03.11 11:25am
beau-jolly
Clegg to save UK economy say Treasury papers

The future of the entire UK economy rests on the shoulders of the Lib Dem leader and Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg, according to leaked papers from the Treasury. The documents show that George...

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Mrblacker 26.03.11 10:57am
Mrblacker
Syrians demand change from regime as they ask Bashar alAssad change for a fiver 0
Basil_B 26.03.11 10:41am
Basil_B
EU rules only sprouts growen in Belgium can be called 'Brussels' 0
Ian Searle 26.03.11 9:49am
Ian Searle
Film career discovered buried in the footnotes of Elizabeth Taylor's biography

New revelations have come to light that reality matrimony star Elizabeth Taylor, famous for marrying Richard Burton and putting up with Michael Jackson, found time to star in some films...

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ronseal 26.03.11 8:41am
ronseal
UK disaster relief team unable to help as Japan had 'wrong kind of Tsunami'

A crack team of British disaster relief experts, the cream of the elite forces trusted to keep our roads, railways and airports working, is to be despatched to Japan - once the next set of back to...

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ronseal 26.03.11 8:26am
ronseal
Derrick Bird Unlawfully Killed 12 people, Inquest rules

well no shit. I thought he'd been granted an EU shotgun execution quota, strictly limited to a dozen....

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Ironduke 26.03.11 12:21am
Ironduke
Tramps go multi-lingual for London Olympics

The organisers of the London Olympics have confirmed they're to offer every person living rough on the streets of the capital, free language lessons ahead of the opening of the games in 2012. Common...

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Mrblacker 25.03.11 11:47pm
malgor
"You wouldn't get a white person doing something like that."

"Calling themselves Delroy."...

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greg various 25.03.11 11:32pm
Ironduke
British Search-and-Rescue team found alive in Leicester

Six specialist search-and-rescue operatives from the UK, who set out for Southern Italy more than two weeks ago, have been found ‘weak but in good spirits’ in a Tesco car park in Leicester. ...

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malgor 25.03.11 11:27pm
malgor
F1 cars to start with a wet coat of paint, to enhance the excitement

guy who comes last to be tied to the back of winner's car and dragged round the track on the victory lap...

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greg various 25.03.11 10:43pm
Ironduke
Revolutionary forces unite in Syria and Yemen

to form Semen Liberation Front...

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Ironduke 25.03.11 10:26pm
Ironduke
Quality of landing dependent on average cost of ticket for flight

A study released today has proved that the average price for a plane ticket is directly proportional to the quality of the landing. The study has taken over a year to conduct with researchers having...

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25.03.11 10:17pm
Church finds product placement not all its cracked up to be

All Souls Church, Dudley were initially overjoyed at the injection of much needed cash by IKEA for their Easter services and parade However their joy was short-lived as they found that the lifesize...

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brownpaperreporter 25.03.11 10:11pm
riesler
French Air Force shoot down plane. First since 1914. 12
MADJEZ 25.03.11 10:00pm
Ironduke
Shell to replace petrol pump price gauge with random number generator

that never drops below 140...

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brownpaperreporter 25.03.11 9:47pm
be reasonable
UN declares "No Pun" zone for satirical websites.

More soon…...

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BillyBitzer 25.03.11 9:29pm
Ironduke
Osborne gets carried away with “whole hawk thing”

The Chancellor confirmed today that watching oil companies like a hawk meant “jolly well acting like one”. Perched on David Cameron’s forearm during Prime Minister’s questions, Osborne made...

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NewSuburbanDad 25.03.11 8:09pm
NewSuburbanDad
Supermoon blamed for petrol price increase. 0
Tammy Flugh 25.03.11 4:30pm
Tammy Flugh
Flt Lt Geoff Miller, RAF (Libyan Ops), The Charismatic but Greasy-Haired,

Furtive, Lurking 42 Year-Old has just been designated 'Mission Creep' for Libya...

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25.03.11 4:28pm
DiY
Scrabble players welcome inclusion of FYI, LOL, and OMG in the OED. 1
Ian Searle 25.03.11 4:12pm
DiY
Killed-off‘Archers’ actor unlikely to repeat Radio Actor of Year success in 2012 1
Duncan Biscuit 25.03.11 3:59pm
DiY
Irishman not sure if Guinness tastes better at home

More to follow to be sure...

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25.03.11 3:20pm
Enquiry into mass murderer finds that he murdered people

The lastest million-pound enquiry into a mass-murderer murders has found that the people he murdered were officially 'murdered'...

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John Wiltshire 25.03.11 2:55pm
John Wiltshire
Garage mechanics to be given compulsory sex equality training

As part of the Lib Dems' conditions for forming the coalition government, all garage mechanics in the UK are to undergo compulsory sex equality training., The Lib Dems' spokesperson on equalities,...

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John Wiltshire 25.03.11 2:51pm
John Wiltshire
Man presumed using a bluetooth headset actually having a breakdown 0
simonjmr 25.03.11 2:18pm
simonjmr