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Summary of New Labour Published 0
Kernowpete 4 years

The latest summary of the New labour experiment to be published will be titled, "The Blair Rich Project",it was announced today...

Voting Reform explained 0
Kernowpete 4 years

According to sources from the Westminster village, the much mooted "Voting Reforms"banged on about by Mr clegg will indeed be radical. It is rumoured that in a break in tradition from the usual...

Journalist trapped in Bangkok brothel pleads on Twitter NOT to be rescued. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

A newspaperman sheltering from the fighting in Thailand made a heartfelt plea on Twitter for no-one to come to his rescue. After a week trapped in the Chucky Sukky Fukky brothel he said he would...

2012 Mascot Designer Wins Chemistry Nobel Prize 'For Distilling Pure Bullshit' 0
RockhopperPenguin 4 years
Grateful British to advise Germans on how to run car industry 1
Des Custard 4 years

Following the implementation of essential legislation to curtail the ability of financial services companies to make money, Britain is planning to show its gratitude with a series of initiatives to...

Alan Deddicoat becomes Labour Spokesman as Voice of Ed Balls 0
gjp 4 years
2012 mascots cut, replaced by poison & variety theatre - Hemlock & Vaudeville 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
2012 olympic mascot designer swears that they weren't designed by his children. 0
dan_waterworth 4 years
'Poundland' to be renamed 'One Pound and 14p Land' if VAT goes up 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Pakistani clerics set up Facebook group, "1 million for banning Facebook" 0
Dumbnews 4 years
1832 Reform Act to be repealed 5
PluckyMunky 4 years
Parents of missing rebelious teen in emotional appeal for him to stay missing 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Bradford man emerges after much plastic surgery to announce "I am Al Qaeda" 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years

"Its no laughing matter" explained Mr Al Qaeda, a third generation Bradford Muslim "I had a little newsagents, Al Qaeda News, and it was constantly in the press, fire-bombed, and customers driven...

Cheating Chancellor Summed Up 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years

On paper George Osborne had impeccable economic credentials. The 40 something-year-old won a place at Oxford University with an an offer to repaper all the dons' studies free gratis (paste included)....

Clare Short denies continuing 'bungs' to LibDems. 0
pinxit 4 years
Police detained a man whom they believe put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp. 4
Ian Searle 4 years

He’s has also asked for three other offences to be taken into consideration; putting the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong, the bop in the bop sh-bop sh-bop, and the dip in the dip da dip da dip. ...

10 Downing Street to Re-Open as Chinese Take-Away (under New Management) 0
afternoonslow 4 years

Since niether PM David Cameron nor Deputy Clegg wish to move downmarket, number ten Downing Street has been sold off to help repay the National Debt and is to reopen as a Chinese Takeaway (Mandarin...

Comedians to help environment by recycling Clegg/Cameron relationship jokes 0
thackaray 4 years
German ban on shorts-selling hits Lederhosen makers. 0
pinxit 4 years
Sherlock Holmes v Predator panned by critics as not inkeeping with Conan Doyle 0
Basil_B 4 years

Criticism that the follow up to the new Sherlock Holmes movie is going to far from the original Arthur Conan Doyle books seems justified in view of the title of the follow up film due out in the...

Second Balls brother urged to stand for sake of 'fatuous tabloid knob gags' 1
Skylarking 4 years

An informal coalition of tabloid journalists and copy writers have made a public plea for the shadowy younger Balls brother David Balls to enter the Labour leadership contest in the interests of...

Murray told "you're crap and you know it" by new Wimbledon poet 1
andhrimnir 4 years
Wimbledon’s new poet struggling to make ‘exits early’ rhyme with ‘Andy Murray’ 3
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Facebook release Openbook, where every member is friends with everyone else 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Balls up for labour leadership 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Linda McCartney Foods to launch vegetarian alternative to Spam e-mails. 1
Ian Searle 4 years
David Sullivan unveils plans for West Ham 2
simonjmr 4 years

David Sullivan today confirmed that his plans to turn around West Ham for the 2010/11 season include a number of top signings. His targets include Linzi Dawn Mackenzie, Cathy Barry, Alicia...

Ed Balls' suffers personal injury during Gedling mis-spelling error 0
Mrblacker 4 years
All media to get TV style credits 1
Rorschach 4 years

The European Commission for Equality ruled earlier today that “shameless self-publicising is not the sole right of arts graduates working within television and movie media”. This historic...

Pfizer's decision to axe 8000 jobs a bitter pill for employees to swallow. 4
dominic_mcg 4 years