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Police say there will be no arrests as bomb factory is discovered 0
virtuallywill 4 years

http://s0.geograph.org.uk/photos/74/46/744647_995b931b.jpg...

"Tortoise theft up 50%" 0
riesler 4 years

little shelly bastards keep nicking my lettuce...

Prisons choose a Dorothy most nights 0
virtuallywill 4 years

some are taken up the aisle...

Viewers complain they can't tell Dorothy from the dog 0
ramblesnake 4 years
Science News 1
Kernowpete 4 years

NASA to launch probe to ascertain if there is intelligent life on Earth more soon...

No Real Change at Number 10 Downing Street 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Brown out. Fake Tan Man in...

A Case of Doctors and Pine Teachests Not Mixing 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

My youngest was suffering a bad cold and our local doctor was kind enough to call at our house to see how she was. But, somehow our pine teachest got in the way a little. You see, we had a few...

Guardian issues apology 0
Kernowpete 4 years

The Guardian issued an apology today for referring to the government as "The Coalite Government" because as we all know, coalite burns bright for a short while, then fades rapidly away to nothing...

Ed Balls aims to improve his chances by changing his name to Miliband. 0
deskpilot3 4 years

Although Miliband Balls doesn't really sound right...

European Obesity Day 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years

That celebratory menu in full (aujourd'hui est un grand succès) Camembert Debonnaire et pomme frites (Super-size!), Wiener Schnitzel au Pretzel et pomme frites (Super-size!), Frikadeller...

PM Cameron, Friend or Foe of the Environment? 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Since Cameron became the leader of the Tory Party, I and a few others in my little social circle (the lads down at the pub) have often wondered if he has been jetting off on the odd weekend to warmer...

Andrew Lloyd Webber launches search for Jesus Christ 5
allmyownstunts 4 years

(trouble with this one is that after successfully tracking down Dorothy, Joseph and Nancy,he very probably WILL)...

Chinese kiss punctures lung and displaces kidneys 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

Kissers advised to procede with extreme care. Chinese government may set up 'safe kissers' registry'...

Beckham flies to Afghanistan. 2
red 4 years

misses airport by a couple of inches. More soon. http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s76/teambucket/beckham-s.jpg...

Coalition says being united on Afghan War does not mean coming second 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Discarded red tape 'killing fishing industry' 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Beth Tweddle awarded MBE with uneven bar 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Director Loach submits actor to torture to give him audience’s perspective 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Man has coronary to avoid sex 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Pope denounces same sex coalition as ‘an abomination’ 8
Ludicity 4 years

Pope Benedict XVI has described the new coalition government between Nick Clegg and David Cameron as ‘an abomination’ and ‘an insidious and dangerous threat to society.’ Speaking to pilgrims...

God forms coalition with the Devil to fend off Dawkins challenge 1
ichabod 4 years

The Supreme Being has confirmed He will form a working coalition with former adversary Satan, in response to the challenge posed by a leading Atheist party. Speaking through an emotionally-troubled...

‘Hundreds’ of former MPs yet to be officially scrapped 0
fun and games 4 years

Three weeks after the election, many once of Westminster, remain at large and are still yet to be registered for the MPs scrappage scheme. Under this, former members of the House of Commons give...

Disillusioned Suicide Bomber "lost the will to die". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Two weeks on from the election and Nick Robinson has only just left Downing St 2
Basil_B 4 years

BBC political and election analyst Nick Robinson has today reluctantly left Downing St a whole two weeks after the election had finished., A crestfallen Robinson was almost visibly sobbing as he...

Milliband brothers banned from late-night hustings by babysitter. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Obama quips 'put it away Michelle' as beaver type creature is seen by his podium 0
Basil_B 4 years

More furry Whitehouse tales soon...

Isle of Wight celebrates relief of Mafeking 0
Scroat 4 years
Mourinho can't think of anything he's more special than anymore. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Jose the creator of the Universe coming soon...

Men left reeling as study finds they still don't do enough 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Women desperately need their partner to be more than breadwinner, sperm donor, childminder, housemaid, and occasional sex-buddy to stop them feeling so over-worked and under-appreciated, says...

Panic on streets of London as big round hot yellow thing appears in sky. 0
pinxit 4 years