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Police pull up Balls for hands free driving incident 0
edward hack 4 years
Beatles irony as McCartney admits 'Lucy was our only non-drugs-influenced track' 1
QorbeQ 4 years
Aztecs back plan to cut out child heart units 1
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Conservatives to Privatise "Ministry of Sound" 0
virtuallywill 4 years

We have thought this through says Georgre Osborne...

Cert 18 'Director's Cut' showing 'original, darker intent of Finding Nemo' 0
QorbeQ 4 years

to be released. More soon...

Fears grow of Clegg assassination attempt by the Tory Right 0
Gary Stanton 4 years

Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg was ordered to wear advanced body armour last amid fears that high-ranking Tories are seeking to pop a cap in his ass. Rumours spread after a rogue Sky TV cameraman...

Pope cancels UK visit, spends time saved covering up more kiddy-fiddling priests 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Anger as motorbike cop wins London Marathon 0
pippip 4 years

There has been anger and disbelief throughout the world of athletics after a police motorcyclist won the London Marathon., PC Andy Stanton, a traffic officer with the Metropolitan police based at...

Hounslow home revealed as ‘located on flight path’ 0
gbsmooth 4 years

First Time buyer Colin Fraser was left ‘devastated’ after his bargain purchase in Hounslow was revealed to be on the main Heathrow flight path. Mr Fraser commented ‘when I saw the house last...

No amount of double-negative misuse cannot cause unwelcome headaches for 1
QorbeQ 4 years

newspaper readers, study reveals. More soon...

Stannah help AD/DC to top of album chart 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Blue tits spotted in Alaska: Iran declares fatwah. More soon. 0
Ostsee 4 years
Cameron says chairman of Kent Council will suffer if Tories are elected 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Vatican reluctant to say FO official should be fired rather than transferred 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Sarah Palin Complains Of 'Peeping Ivan's' At Her Home. 3
rfreed 4 years

Sarah Palin, potential candidate for the Presidency in 2012, has put in a complaint with the Alaskan State Troopers complaining of Russians peeping in her windows at night. As she once claimed that...

Greek solvency 'not impossible' says IMF 0
fernandomando 4 years

This sub will self destruct in 10 seconds...

BBC Newsreader sacked for calling guest a 'disingenuous vagina'. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
Voting to be vetoed 0
MightyBlair 4 years

Voters attending their local polling station are to face rigorous examination to ensure their vote counts fully after a last minute change to the balloting system. Whilst the Electoral Committee...

Scientists warn: ‘People have worse memory than fish.’ 6
rickwestwell 4 years
Quite a few people do quite a lot of running. 1
Stan Laurel 4 years
Full face transplant upside down error; recipient has permanent "frown" 2
thackaray 4 years
ET found clinging "for dear life" to underside of coach returning from Calais 1
thackaray 4 years
Pope tells priests to treat abuse victims with kid gloves 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years

All of which are on sale at the Vatican Shop €4.99 non-lubricated, €6.99 ribbed...

Dozens of swingers arrested in Lancashire town 3
brownpaperreporter 4 years

"Its inevitable I suppose" says Reg North, 48 from Derby "times are hard at present and not many of our group had that much money and our travel agent seems to have ripped us off. We had a whole week...

Shock as celebrity tells all to The Sun & doesnt have autobiography coming out 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Pope admits: 'I prefer the smaller fit and the flavoured ones' 1
PluckyMunky 4 years
Church investigated after priest files £1000 expenses claim for 'jelly babies'. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
BBC Cameramen for the leaders debate demand buckets on hand to throw up in 0
Basil_B 4 years

for having to put up with more insincere stares at them by messr's Brown, Clegg and especially Cameron...

BBC's "Working Lunch" to be relaunched as Benefit Brunch 3
virtuallywill 4 years

Findus pancakes later...

Long-distance runner dies on London Marathon day 4
rickwestwell 4 years

RIP Alan Sillitoe...