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Conservative Party considers full take over bid for Lib Dems... 0
deskpilot3 08.05.11 6:02pm
deskpilot3
Nick Clegg considers offer to take the Monster Raving Loony whip...

to improve his standing in Westminster...

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deskpilot3 08.05.11 5:54pm
deskpilot3
Jean Cyance to sue L'Oreal

More soon....

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hero2zero 08.05.11 5:52pm
hero2zero
Clegg in secret talks with McCartney's divorce lawyer. More soon.

But not Cleese's...

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Al OPecia 08.05.11 5:51pm
deskpilot3
Nick Clegg has secret deal with Cameron to cross the floor if Lib Dems chuck him 3
deskpilot3 08.05.11 5:51pm
deskpilot3
Clegg fight back encounters paper bag difficulty 0
roybland 08.05.11 5:22pm
roybland
Cameron tells Clegg "We should see other people" 0
Grover 08.05.11 3:56pm
Grover
Florida's 'pull you pants up' Bill vigorously opposed by some Catholic clergy... 0
be reasonable 08.05.11 2:54pm
be reasonable
Outrage as Go Compare refuses to pay out on Beagle 2 disappearance. 0
dominic_mcg 08.05.11 2:36pm
dominic_mcg
Miliband urges re-use of Royal Wedding street party kit at Thatcher’s funeral

Labour leader Ed Miliband is urging people to hold-on to their Royal Wedding street party equipment in readiness for the death of Lady Thatcher. Miliband, who recently apologised for allowing...

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roybland 08.05.11 2:21pm
roybland
Nellie the Elephant "sick and tired of being ignored - I'm off". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 08.05.11 1:04pm
Al OPecia
French Foreign Legion pleads "no more LibDem applicants, please". 0
Al OPecia 08.05.11 1:00pm
Al OPecia
SNP seeks party with consonants to form a decent anagram. 4
Al OPecia 08.05.11 12:52pm
arthurminnit
Lewis Collins senses opportunity after Bin Laden Raid.

More soon. I am sure that there's something in this, don't know what though at the minute...

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Al OPecia 08.05.11 12:51pm
Al OPecia
Osama Elvis Bin Laden 'not dead' claims conspiracy theorists amalgam 0
roybland 08.05.11 11:19am
roybland
Work to start on " Vajazzel - The Vagina Monologues the Musical"

Book by Ben Elton, Music and Lyrics by Annie Lennox...

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Ian Searle 08.05.11 8:59am
Ian Searle
Husband finally finds a use for something "that might come in handy some time"

Only days before wife says, "We have to declutter and get rid of all this rubbish!"...

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Ian Searle 08.05.11 8:55am
Ian Searle
SNP confirms Scottish Independence referendum; England to vote 'Yes'.

more ad nauseum...

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Mrblacker 08.05.11 8:35am
Mrblacker
Premier League confirms new season to start before current one ends

The English Premier League says play will start in it's 2011/12 season will begin before the final game of the 2010/11 season has been played. Wolverhampton Wanderers play Blackburn Rovers on the...

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Mrblacker 08.05.11 8:34am
Mrblacker
"Devolution Referendum should be held after Murray wins Wimbledon" - SNP

more tha noo...

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BillyBitzer 08.05.11 7:19am
BillyBitzer
New BA in The Bleedin' Obvious Degree launched

West Birmingham University College (formerly Smethwick Working Mens' Club), is to launch a new BA degree in The Bleedin' Obvious. Reg Grommett, VP Academics spoke to our reporter. "Interest in our...

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RickH 08.05.11 3:47am
RickH
Chris Huhne volunteers Nick Clegg for the next TV series of 'Back to the Floor'. 0
deskpilot3 07.05.11 8:46pm
deskpilot3
Ebullient SNP will contest seats in England at next election.

Nick Clegg sends out for clean underwear...

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deskpilot3 07.05.11 8:45pm
deskpilot3
Respect party rejects membership application from Nick Clegg. 0
deskpilot3 07.05.11 8:43pm
deskpilot3
Satan confirms that as yet no approach has been made by Clegg to buy back soul

Speaking from his Hades home in Neverworld the Prince of Darkness more commonly known as Satan confirmed to awaiting reporters today that no approach had been made by the Libdem leader Nick Clegg to...

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Basil_B 07.05.11 8:12pm
Basil_B
Deaf man goes to lap weeding glasses as RNID changes name

He may get a pardon...

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OldThingy 07.05.11 6:53pm
OldThingy
R. Kelly releses song about his dreams of running a Fish and Chip shop

I'll leave the punchline as a mental exercise for the reader...

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bonjonelson 07.05.11 6:38pm
rikkor
Artistic differences blamed as Pippa Middleton's Bottom splits

More soon. Over to you, I have a few ideas but can't quite bring it together. As it were...

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Oxbridge 07.05.11 4:45pm
be reasonable
Lo! Bad man in sea.

(anag) 5,3,5...

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Iscariot 07.05.11 4:33pm
Oxbridge
Cameron admits to "using Clegg as human shield". More soon.

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00256/clegg_256361s.jpg...

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Al OPecia 07.05.11 3:38pm
4ty2