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Specsavers shares soar. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 15.10.11 10:12am
Al OPecia
Rugby World Championship to be decided a week earlier than planned. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 15.10.11 10:11am
Al OPecia
Wales thank half-French referee for making 'brave decision' 0
Runestone Cowboy 15.10.11 9:53am
Runestone Cowboy
Fox resigns from guarding hen house over relationship with bear. 0
MADJEZ 15.10.11 9:18am
MADJEZ
Vettel acuses Hamilton of plagiarising his racing line 0
kga6 15.10.11 9:13am
kga6
Werrity admits photoshopping himself into Fox's photos.

Adam Werrity today finally admitted that he has never even met Liam Fox. A self-styled modern-day Walter Mitty, it turns out that Werrity has been adding himself to celebrities' photos for years....

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dominic_mcg 15.10.11 9:04am
dominic_mcg
Hilary Swank slams Kadyrov's party as 'pure torture'

Hilary Swank, the Oscar-winning actress who has come in for sharp criticism from human rights groups for attending a party in the Chechen capital Grozny hosted by Ramzan Kadyrov the country's...

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TokyoTomato 15.10.11 8:20am
Twinings defends 5 minute tea advert featuring full penetrative sex 4
Runestone Cowboy 15.10.11 8:11am
borednow
Hammond made new defence secretary. Clarkson and May furious. 0
Perks 15.10.11 7:58am
Perks
Racing supremo says striking jockeys are 'flogging a dead horse' 0
pinxit 14.10.11 11:52pm
pinxit
Helen of Troy had ‘big, jeroboam-shaped head’, claim archaeologists

Archaeologists believe they have uncovered the truth behind Helen of Troy’s face and its fabled ship-launching ability. ‘The whole legend’s just a big misunderstanding. She wasn’t attractive...

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Qoxiivi 14.10.11 11:48pm
rikkor
Letwin: "Hardly my fault if none of the shredders in the park were working." 0
Boutros 14.10.11 11:04pm
Boutros
Shirts up, trousers down. FTSE to blame 0
Runestone Cowboy 14.10.11 10:13pm
Runestone Cowboy
UK Analogue TV to be turned off in 2012; Isle of Wight's turned on in 2015

The UK analogue TV signal is to be turned off in October 2012 with Northern Ireland to be last area to switch to digital. The Isle of Wight is expected to start receiving television signals by...

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apepper 14.10.11 7:57pm
witless
IoW metric changeover, moves afoot

technology so fast these days...

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vertical 14.10.11 7:14pm
witless
Bell End! Hip-Hop excerpts to be sounded 'quarter-hourly' instead

Inhabitants of East London are to drown out church chimes this week, as they start projecting snippets of hip-hop tracks every quarter of an hour, with an extended section on the hour, to keep the...

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kga6 14.10.11 7:11pm
kga6
Minister Behind Planning Reforms Finds His Garden is Gone

Local Government and Planning Minister Bob Neill woke today to find six new houses going up in his back garden. He also found six sweaty builders making tea in his kitchen and raiding the fridge....

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GreyWolf 14.10.11 7:08pm
witless
Slim-Fast model finally figures it out how it works

‘It’s because I was having a fucking milkshake instead of breakfast and lunch isn’t it?’ exclaims Jenny Green, a model who appeared in a late 90s advertising campaign for the Slim-Fast range,...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 14.10.11 6:59pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Librarian blames job loss on whispering campaign 0
Runestone Cowboy 14.10.11 6:54pm
Runestone Cowboy
Labour confident Ed Miliband has no friends to fuck him up the arse 0
Runestone Cowboy 14.10.11 6:52pm
Runestone Cowboy
Ministers resign on Friday evening to avoid wrath of satire websites 0
Runestone Cowboy 14.10.11 6:30pm
Runestone Cowboy
Fox bowed to inevitable rearguard action

resigned for interaction with Mr Werritty...

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witless 14.10.11 6:24pm
witless
Jockeys' fury reaches new heights

"We're fed up with being sold short.", said a spokesman...

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apepper 14.10.11 6:13pm
apepper
Jockeys to strike after BHA replaces whips with carrots on fishing rods.

Jockeys are to strike on Monday in protest at the British Horseracing Association's new rule which will replace the traditional whip with a carrot on the end of a fishing rod. Jockeys have claimed...

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dominic_mcg 14.10.11 6:12pm
dominic_mcg
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dvo4fun 14.10.11 6:05pm
witless
Jockeys organise whip round for Richard Hughes 0
Scroat 14.10.11 5:23pm
Scroat
GP describes 'No-Balls Butt' as 'freak occurrence' 0
kga6 14.10.11 5:22pm
kga6
Horses attribute overuse of the whip to small man syndrome 9
charlies_hat 14.10.11 5:20pm
dvo4fun
Poison Homme, a new fragrance for the man in your life 'because he's worthless'

courtesy of Christian 'toxic' Dior...

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vertical 14.10.11 5:05pm
vertical
Wow, this 3D remake of 'Towering Inferno' is amazing, you can almost smell...

Oh shit, this is a 40" Sony!! Arrgh!...

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