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Prince Phillip visibly upset as Mr Griffin banned from Buck Palacegarden party 0
arrghgarry 4 years

he was looking forward to a good old right wing chinwag ,which he has not had since the queen mum died...

Former clown officer Sir Ian Blair reminisces on the Ian Tomlinson trivial death 0
arrghgarry 4 years

affair ,in my day we used to shove them down and then shoot them ,what`s wrong with the police today ...

Pinocchio 'denied human rights' in trial of theatrical anti-semitism 0
fernandomando 4 years
PM condemns sympathy for Rikkor 13
rickwestwell 4 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has said there should be no sympathy for "callous scribbler" Rikkor. Mr Cameron was speaking after positive comments were left at the scene of Rikkor's recent post on...

Freddy Patel admits he studied pathology using mate’s video copy of Quincy ME 0
Gary Stanton 4 years

Home Office investigations into the conduct of pathologist Freddy Patel have revealed he lacked any formal medical qualifications and learnt about the human body watching back episodes of Quincy,...

Black Box fails to show how it's inventor died. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years

R.I.P David Warren...

Cameron thanks US for defeating Napoleon. 5
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Inventor of car that runs on seawater/oil mix to sue BP for capping well 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
French Devastated to Discover... 0
mugwump 4 years

French Devastated to Discover English Not Even Mildly Upset at "rosbif" Jibe...

Druids slam Osborne's second henge tax. 1
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Revealed! Police Department for the fuelling of conspiracy theories. 0
hero2zero 4 years

Following recent issues over Police actions the presence of a Department whose sole purpose is to encourage conspiracy theorists by means of secrecy and misinformation has been admitted. Until...

PM commissions remake of "In which we serve" as "in which we hold the yankies ja 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

ckets, whilst they win the bally War for us grateful Limey types". Wanker...

CPS posthumously charges Ian Tomlinson with littering the pavement with his 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

corpse. [@£!$$%^& character limit, what is this, effing twitter?]...

Deficit can only be beaten "if everyone licks my balls" says Chancellor Osborne 12
rickwestwell 4 years

In a statement certain to depress UK market sentiment even further, Chancellor George Osborne announced this morning that the black hole in the nation's finances was even larger than anticipated, and...

Ceausescu exhumed and shot again "just to be on the safe side". 4
the coarse whisperer 4 years
All English people drunk, all the time, warns Obama 2
Darkbill 2.0 4 years

US President Barack Obama has warned the American public that the British people’s compulsion for round the clock drinking may harm ties between the two countries. American news networks have been...

Not being a fat bastard is key to maintaining a healthy weight say "researchers" 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Keith Chegwin ate my hamster. 1
wallster 4 years

Freddie Starr consults lawyers...

Lockerbie Bomber to run London Marathon dressed as Mickey Mouse 4
Gary Stanton 4 years

In a move likely to put further strain on Anglo-US relations, it has emerged Lockerbie bomber, Abdelbaset Ali Megrahi, is to enter the 2011 London Marathon dressed as popular Disney character Mickey...

CPS 'Can't bring G20 death charges when evidence conflicts with police accounts' 0
la maga 4 years
Clegg and Cameron fuck in House of Commons 9
la maga 4 years

David Cameron and Nick Clegg today ripped off their clothes during Prime Minister's Question Time and fucked each other there and then in a desperate attempt to distract the country from a crippling...

UK “Blue Sky” think-tank suggests security savings. 0
hero2zero 4 years

Fairy Dust, the West Country “Blue Sky” think-tank have recommended savings of Millions on ex Prime Minister Tony Blair’s security costs. A spokesman said, “Putting him under house-arrest...

Unpopular bigot 'unwelcome at palace' after abject failure as Labour leader 1
QorbeQ 4 years
Cameron and Clegg: Our vocabulary malfunction hell 1
simonjmr 4 years
UN announces worlds' problems to be solved by meditation 0
Dumbnews 4 years

If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change...

'Moat's evil influence made me do it' claims bestial transvestite 2
sauce 4 years
Tesco plugs oil spill with store 0
mr_lizard13 4 years

Supermarket behemoth Tesco has inadvertently solved the BP oil crisis by building a store over the ruptured well. The new outlet, the latest in Tesco's seabed store concept, has brought timely good...

Former school boy drug taker calls for formation of ‘High Society’ 0
Ian Searle 4 years

High Society is a remake of the hugely unpopular production, The Thatcher Years A spoiled Eton School boy, is arranging for his party’s return to government when things are upset by the arrival of...

Man strangled in dental tape accident. 0
Nick McCarr 4 years

Colgate informs widow "We are sorry for our floss."...

Mel Gibson's private pain: I thought she loved me for my liberalism! 0
Nick McCarr 4 years