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Spellbound, gym troupe guaranteed record contract 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'Bend me, shape me, anyway you want me.'...

Border control bureaucracy to blame for Hitler's 1939 European invasion 0
simonjmr 4 years

Documents released today by the Foreign Office attribute the start of World War 2, to an over zealous Polish Border Control worker. It has been revealed that during 1939 , Adolf Hitler had planned...

Golden syrup 'much less popular than blonde or brunette' says hairpiece maker 0
QorbeQ 4 years

More soon. (Not entirely sure where my recent head-hair fixation has come from)...

Laws in early return to cabinet in new post of "official receiver" 0
andhrimnir 4 years
GiftsForTheWife.com still waiting for Private Browsing Boost 8
Golgo13 4 years

GiftsForTheWife.com admitted to shareholders in a statement yesterday that the availability of private browsing functions on Microsoft Explorer, the most widely-used internet browser, had failed to...

Vince to issue 'Cable Unplugged' album 1
PluckyMunky 4 years

To feature: Lay your Money Down; Money, Money, Money; Give me Money and others...

UK pedantry on the rise 8
QorbeQ 4 years

The mystical 'black art' of pedantry, thought to have been lost throughout Europe during the Renaissance, is experiencing a resurgence in England and is spreading further through the British Isles...

Jail for dog lover 4
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
UK workers' dismay as successful union suicide ballot fails to bolster pay 0
QorbeQ 4 years
'Pass the chutney', says Pickles 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Daily Mail warns Oil Slick may cause cancer 0
Havaan 4 years
Doubt cast on BP claims slick is going as oil is seen washed up on Bondai Beach 0
Basil_B 4 years
North Korean leader partial to a little dog 0
simonjmr 4 years

Kim Jong Il declares himself as the worlds foresmost dog lover. More soon...

'Emergency Services' to be renamed 'When We Can Services' under new cuts 2
PluckyMunky 4 years
Cable reeling after Cable death 0
simonjmr 4 years

Vince Cable was today in shock at the premature death of the former Stereophonics drummer Stuart Cable. More soon...

Gerry Adams wins BAFTA 1
virtuallywill 4 years

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/48008000/jpg/_48008137_48008136.jpg...

Cameron "furious" that Clegg left the iron on 0
simonjmr 4 years

"We're supposed to be cutting public spending, and he goes and does something like this. Idiot!" said a furious Cameron this morning. Observers have pointed out that the honeymoon period looks to be...

Cameron says deficit will hurt everyone, he may have to lay off his pâtissier 0
virtuallywill 4 years

more later...

Steve Brookstein a surprise choice of frontman for I'm in a rock'n'roll band 0
Iamthestig 4 years

Apparently he had the x-factor!...

Colour coded Photo ID cards introduced for the cabinet, to help tell who's who 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Mans kidneys removed without go-ahead during Britains Got Talent final 0
Laughingstock 4 years

he didn’t realise they were operating on him until the commercials. A spokesman for Simon Cowell said it was inappropriate to comment at this stage “but we will be in a position to do so once the...

Councils urged to open books – once they can read... 0
Laughingstock 4 years

Councils urged by Eric Pickles to open up their books for examination once they've learnt to read themselves...

Cameroon claims he's a lumberjack and he's OK 0
dan_waterworth 4 years
Tory glee short-lived as dead Cable named as ex-Stereophonics drummer Stuart 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Occupants arrested as police discover dwelling without flags and bunting 1
Laughingstock 4 years

Norfolk Police today swopped on a house as part of the residents Neighbourhood Watch Scheme in which fellow residents said one household was failing to comply in the national interest of the World...

Red neck Americans are having to come to terms with Black oil 0
dan_waterworth 4 years

More soon millions of barrels more...

Bruised Jupiter 'fell down the stairs' maintains asteroid 0
jp1885 4 years
'He's a nice man: nobody likes him' says Clegg of Cameron 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
'George Osborne not as awful as he appears,' says friend. 1
PluckyMunky 4 years

'Not far off, though'...

Leading study shows 80% of statistics are made up, a further 40% are impossible. 0
dan_waterworth 4 years

97% chance of more coming soon...