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JML release toasta-body-bags to aid tanning and prevent burning on sunbeds. 1
Ian Searle 4 years
Mephedrone ban outrages Musicians 1
dazchief 4 years

Musicians all over the country have been outraged with the ban on mephedrone. For centuries this has enabled conductors and musicians to keep the beat and time of music. Listeners have been advised...

Missing: lol_bec_87 not seen online for 12 days after meeting man in real life 0
thisisall1word 4 years
9 out of 10 dealers would recommend making mephedrone illegal 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Dilbert Cartoon on Redundancy Notice Fails to Lighten Office Mood 2
thisisall1word 4 years
Dyslexia blamed after government's drugs czar bans megaphone. 1
The Paper Ostrich 4 years
Coming soon to Farmville - The Abbatoir and The Slurry Pit. 0
Iscariot 4 years

More, er, soon...

Alistair Darling struggles to back up his term as chancellor on live TV... 0
Basil_B 4 years

as George Osbourne quips 'if thats the best you can do to back up your policies, may I suggest you go and get help from a experienced osteopath'...

David Cameron targets the family for election success 0
TerribleTim 4 years

The Conservative party today unveiled controvertial new election pledges in the face of fierce critisism from both Labour and Liberal MPs. Speaking on the BBC leader David Cameron explained how his...

Occasional tables to be renamed "tables" More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Mulligatawny now on the endangered species list 1
Iscariot 4 years

Scientists on the Asian sub-continent are concerned that the illegal trafficking of the Mulligatawny has contributed to its near extinction. For some years regulation has been in place that only...

UK Govt to make life class B 0
malgor 4 years

‘Thousands dying every month from human mortality Not that we want to stop it, if we know what’s good for the NHS and pensions budgets, but we can’t pass up the opportunity to fine everyone...

After more deaths the government finally decides to make bicycles a class B drug 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Hewlett Packard announce launch of invisible ink for office printers 0
theumpire 4 years

http://www.hpl.hp.com/includes/labs/images/hpl_logo100w.gifHewlett Packard today announced a new range of security inks for use with confidential information. Company spokesman Findlay d’Isguised...

We were in gutter but I looked at stars, sacked roadsweeper tells tribunal 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Sammy Beckett, a popular roadsweeper from South Norwood, has told how he was hounded out of his job by Croydon Council. His case had a tribunal of mostly middle class white people transfixed, as his...

Brown declares special relationship with right hand over. 0
yelly 4 years

Voters are not convinced...

Onanists braced for Palm Sunday 1
Grunties 4 years
Wizard of Oz apologises to Dorothy over Emerald City resettlement campaign. 1
Ian Searle 4 years

She says criticism of the "deathly silence" on Munchkin welfare since the Wizard of Oz was forced to climb down last year were completely unfounded. At a news conference, Dorothy and her legal team...

The Bill to be consolidated into one affordable weekly episode 0
edward hack 4 years

paid off by July...

Wife swappers night confusion - gay bar venue booked in error 1
curry muncher 4 years

"I didn't know what to do with which or to whom"...

Boy racer claims to be "well endowed" 3
twookey 4 years

A teenager who drives like a moron, has expelled the myth that drivers who are a menace on the roads with their speeds and reving of their engines,are driving like that because of the inadequate size...

Shock as woman listens to 'Sunday Love Songs' without ulterior motive 2
Oxbridge 4 years

Sociologists across Britain are hailing a breakthrough in human behaviour last Sunday morning as a 37-year-old woman from Buckinghamshire sat through Steve Wright's 'Sunday Love Songs' without...

Terror Threat increase fantastic opportunity for more rudeness say airport staff 0
BigBish 4 years

Airport staff were celebrating last night in light of the Home Secretary’s decision to increase Britain’s Terror Alert t Status. Recent upgrades which have set this at ‘Likely’ and have...

Terror Threat increase fantastic opportunity for more rudeness say airport staff 0
BigBish 4 years

Airport staff were celebrating last night in light of the Home Secretary’s decision to increase Britain’s Terror Alert t Status. Recent upgrades which have set this at ‘Likely’ and have...

The Bum's Rush may become vaticocannonical law 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Emergency legislation to ban mephedrone "a real rush". 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Creationist pilot flies in the face of reason 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Lumley smears "prove negative" 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Met Office predicts 'Barbeque April' 1
Mr Glover Lover 4 years
Some priests may have their frocks taken off 0
PluckyMunky 4 years