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Psychiatrist wins Nobel prize for identifying 7 billion mental disorders 0
Dumbnews 10.12.11 5:09am
North Face apparel launches new line for Far East, NorthEast Face 0
Dumbnews 10.12.11 4:50am
New gym machines offer more ways to do your excercises incorrectly 0
Dumbnews 10.12.11 1:59am
Health Lottery winner spends £100,000 prize on cocaine, heroin and alcohol 0
antharrison 09.12.11 11:25pm
Satan sues George Osbourne for Breach of Contract

The dark lord and Chief Executive of city trading firm Hell Incorporated, Satan, has started a private prosecution against the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Mr. George Osbourne, over a breach of...

MT Bucket 09.12.11 11:15pm
MT Bucket
Tian Tian pandering to Yang Guang's every whim. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 09.12.11 11:02pm
Cameron in Euro Discussions: Babysitter told “Nick must be in bed by 9” 0
MT Bucket 09.12.11 11:00pm
MT Bucket
Samaritans Appeal to David Cameron to Come Home

The Samaritans have made a desperate appeal for David Cameron to return to the UK as soon as possible to reduce pressure on their helpline service. “The Christmas period is already our busiest...

MT Bucket 09.12.11 10:59pm
MT Bucket
Mathematician wins beauty contest for looking good on paper 1
Dumbnews 09.12.11 10:17pm
Al OPecia
Rural Broadband "unnecessary". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 09.12.11 10:15pm
Al OPecia
Newt Gingrich calls his pet rock Ken Livingstone 0
bonjonelson 09.12.11 9:50pm
Livingstone calls newt Gingrich 5
nickb 09.12.11 9:11pm
Daily Mail Columnists Xmas Party Could Get out of Hand, police warn

Scotland Yard chiefs are 'quietly confident' they can keep a lid on the pressure cooker of excitement that is created by the Daily Mail columnists annual Xmas Party. The annual shin dig brings...

ronseal 09.12.11 7:48pm
Microsoft releases their answer to Web 2.0, Windows 3.1 1
Dumbnews 09.12.11 7:25pm
Local man gains street smarts by studying Google Street view 0
Dumbnews 09.12.11 7:23pm
Cameron: "Look Mum, all the others are out of step, 'cept me!" 0
dvo4fun 09.12.11 7:14pm
Soldier becomes commando following debriefing 9
Vertically Challenged Giant 09.12.11 7:13pm
Royal Wootton Bassett chosen to 'repatriate British powers'

Since the decision by the Ministry of Defence to close RAF Lynham, the town of Royal Wootton Bassett, made famous by the public show of respect for our fallen soldiers, has been very quiet. However,...

Perks 09.12.11 5:34pm
Cameron Run Out Of Europe....

Due to need for builders, not demolition experts...

Jesse Bigg 09.12.11 5:24pm
Jesse Bigg
PM complains about Dad's Army 'Pike' reference via his translator headphones.

"Stupid Boy" clearly heard on numerous occasions...

Bryan with a Y 09.12.11 5:17pm
Bryan with a Y
Panasonic unveils new Eurozone crisis-ready TV

Electronics giant Panasonic has entered the Christmas sales war by launching its most advanced television set yet featuring new Eurozone crisis-ready technology. The set features the biggest and...

The Paper Ostrich 09.12.11 4:53pm
Bee "dissatisfied" with one Nectar point after winning dance competition. 0
nickb 09.12.11 4:40pm
Cameron confused "vetoed" and "voted".... 0
nickb 09.12.11 4:38pm
Independent Police Complaints Commission to investigate spilt pint allegation

Solihull, West Midlands, Tuesday 6th December. The IPCC is investigating an allegation that an off-duty police officer negligently spilt a customer’s pint in The Shakespeare pub at around 2015...

brownpaperreporter 09.12.11 4:16pm
Cameron vetoes changes to Eurovision Song Contest

David Cameron has this morning thrown the whole of Europe into crisis by using the UKs veto to prevent changes to the Eurovision Song Contest. 'The proposals were not in the interests of the UK'...

ianslat 09.12.11 4:11pm
Lib-Dem Leader, Clegg-Iron, Complains .....

.Of a splitting headache...

Jesse Bigg 09.12.11 4:04pm
Jesse Bigg
One Direction pulls out so The Grinch turns on Knutsford's Christmas Lights 0
Ian Searle 09.12.11 3:54pm
Ian Searle
LHC team abandons quest for Homeopathic particle after Health and Safety scare

A massive surge of electricity brought Geneva to a halt yesterday as computers and trams crashed. The cause was an emergency shutdown at the nearby Large Hadron Collider, where panicking scientists...

Gong of Fur 09.12.11 3:49pm
Des Custard
"Fog In Channel. Continent Isolated," Says Cameron

..The old jokes can still be the best...

Jesse Bigg 09.12.11 3:48pm
Jesse Bigg
"Fenton, Jesus Christ Fenton" heralds discovery of Higgs Boson particle 0
simonjmr 09.12.11 2:31pm