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Deluded Cameron Given Dunce Cap And Abacus By His Old Maths Teacher 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.due to Dave's 'can't count, won't count' cockup at the Euro-summit - 'Oh, yes, a 2.5% fall-back figure is a fantastic victory compared to my initial 0% demand.'...

Nimbus Racing Broom Company Announce Safety Recall of Nimbus 2000 Broomsticks 0
IABP 4 years

More Broom...

Nick Clegg says he is now so busy he has to eat the dog poo that people shove 0
arrghgarry 4 years

through his door...

Workman hits out at 'sinister' lift-with-your-knees lobby 0
dogwheels 4 years

A Basingstoke workman has hit-out at what he has described as a 'sinister' faction within the manual labour industry that is telling people to lift with their knees. Matt Twaddle, a 45-year-old...

Clegg: "I'm so hated that people put the Daily Mail through my door!" 1
4 years

Nick Clegg claims that voters angry about government spending cuts have pushed Daily Mail through his letterbox and sung the Eastenders theme at him in the street. In an interview paid for in candy...

Harman 'sorry'.'Ginger rodent' comparison to Danny Alexander 'unkind to rod 1
JP 4 years
Training videos for nurses to be replaced with porn 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Neurologists shocked to find man with two minds 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Foxes die of shock instead as they find out some tories support hunt ban. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Sheridan to finance SSP with pay per view live web cam. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
US foetus sued for spoiling mum-to-be's figure 1
Sinnick 4 years
Academics still not funny say homosexuals 0
Gerontius 4 years
Emilio Estevez is proved right that turning your mexican name to an Irish name 0
arrghgarry 4 years

just turns you into a drunken dickhead ...

Scientists 'no closer' to finding a colour for Thursday 5
dicky37 4 years

Experts admitted last night they were ‘still years away’ from discovering a colour for the elusive weekday. “we have Blue Monday, Ruby Tuesday, Orange Wednesdays and Black Friday, but the true...

Friends and family pay tribute to who a cross dressing prostitute 0
arrghgarry 4 years

who was also a lawyer ,he (Sonia) would always give discounts to friends and family...

"You're Now Better Than Us" says Ricky Ponting as he Starts Ashes Mind Games 0
IABP 4 years
Belfast film-maker finds evidence of time travel 0
Sinnick 4 years

after watching Doctor Who...

Airport security to include Rorschach test 0
roybland 4 years
Cricket Test team's WAGs travel ban results in long plane trip sans witty banter 0
Nick McCarr 4 years

Barmy Army to disband...

True Conversations are the best.. Clocks going Forward 1
Rowly 4 years

Wife."are the clocks changing Sunday", me "yes dear", Wife. "which way are they going", Me."backwards Dear", Wife "what time will they change?", Me " to be precise, about 1 o'clock", Wife...

Fragment of Clegg's orginal Desert Island Discs list discovered. 0
BillyBitzer 4 years

, 6 - Leader of the Gang - Gary Glitter, 7 - Any Dream Will Do - Jason Donovan, 8 - I'll Do Anything for Love but I Won't Do That - Meatloaf Book - [s]Animal Farm, [/s] something liberal - ask...

Ryanair announce fast-food restaurant chain "O'Donnell's" 10
Sinnick 4 years

Michael O'Leary, the popular CEO of Ryanair, has today unveiled a plan to compete in the fast-food business. The restaurant chain is to be called O'Donnell's, to compete directly with McDonalds. It...

UK Prepares For Switch To Government Mean Time 0
IABP 4 years
Lifers 'not happy' about putting clocks back 0
roybland 4 years
If Take That was Culture... 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

wouldn't it be getting a government grant?...

Takethatitis now claims 1 million victims 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years
President Obama Tells Americans To Prepare For New Ground Xerox 0
IABP 4 years
Broadband in Wales is slower than transmission of STD between Sheep 1
Rowly 4 years

According to a Welsh Assembly report, they also get more Ram...

Out of hand joke retrospectively for breast cancer 0
Andrew 4 years

A group of students at the University of Salford courted controversy recently with raunchy Facebook profile pictures, later deemed a stunt to raise awareness of breast cancer. Experts believe there...

Families stuck on Legoland ride were "bricking it" says spokesman. 0
tl72uk 4 years