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Iraq intelligence wasactually script of Austin Powers spin off reveals curveball 0
jm 16.02.11 9:33am
jm
Kenny G to appeal to get his name removed from the sax offenders list 10
simonjmr 20.04.11 12:58pm
riesler
Pro democracy riots spread to Luton 0
jm 16.02.11 9:30am
jm
Culture Secretary in Deed Poll Shocker 0
16.02.11 9:15am
Binatone’s version of Haldron Large Collider set to go on sale.

For most people, Christmas is a recent only just over but for manufacturers and traders the build up for the next year’s lucrative festive season is already well underway with a series of...

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Stan 17.02.11 10:35am
theumpire
Archaeologist stumbles on ancient coins hidden underneath car-seat 0
Dumbnews 16.02.11 5:30am
Dumbnews
Berlusconi trial case : Prosecutor will have to make it stand up in court

more later, oh yes, more, more, more, ohhhhhh!...

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Quaz 16.02.11 1:55am
Quaz
Tensions Mount Within EU Over Inability To Agree On David Bowie's Best Album 5
Textbook 16.02.11 7:17pm
Textbook
Dead prime-minsters 'turning in grave' proposed as new energy resource.

A leading energy company has announced today that they have finally been able to harness the power of dead prime-ministers in their pursuit of a clean, unlimited supply of energy. Technicians at...

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Milo Shame 16.02.11 1:04am
Milo Shame
Fox apologises via Twitter to e-mail redundancy soldiers. #verysorry

[more soon]...

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bonjonelson 15.02.11 11:54pm
bonjonelson
G-love announces “Premiership style” school league tables

In a deeply unshocking announcement today the government’s education guru Mr Michael G-Love detailed the content of the new white paper on educational reform; “Back to the Good Old Days Chaps”....

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maurice0c 15.02.11 10:29pm
maurice0c
New cat in number 10, daddy-o

As a hep Cameron urges squares to join the beat society. "You've never had it so cool"...

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greg various 16.02.11 7:56am
Ostsee
New cat arrives at number 10

We've just seen the new cat arriving at 10 Downing Street after a dirty rat was seen scurrying along outside number 10. Apparently it wasn't just any old rat as previously reported, it was George...

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15.02.11 8:25pm
Welsh Vicars shocked at notion of "Same Species" marriages. More soon. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 16.02.11 12:34am
OllieP
Lib Dem's realising they "married a minger". More soon.

Katie Price offers to form coalition with Tories...

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FormerlyAlOPecia 15.02.11 9:53pm
deskpilot3
"Big Society" plan was formulated "on big pub crawl". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 15.02.11 7:53pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
Larry the cat insists "attack on Gove was genuine case of mistaken identity" 1
Mother 15.02.11 7:43pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
New Downing St. cat kills rat, mole, badger and toad. 0
charlies_hat 15.02.11 7:30pm
charlies_hat
Militant Islam goes high tech and issues "Fatwas" online

Militant Islam today brought itself up to date with modern technology by the issuance of Fatwas online. In a controversial move,sure to be to the chagrin of the more militant members of the militant...

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twookey 15.02.11 7:58pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
Foreign Office Issue New Advice to Holidaymakers: Avoid Tehran and Cleethorpes

cheap shot - Tehran's lovely...

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thisisall1word 15.02.11 5:55pm
thisisall1word
Danish police arrest ‘mad Prince’ over ‘Blonde in the Pond’ tragedy

It was the mystery that had everything: love, intrigue, murder, insanity and feuding, all at the highest levels of society. But the drama that has fascinated all of Europe came to a swift conclusion...

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Oxbridge 16.02.11 11:41am
Griffin
Army blame work experience teenager for 'U R SAK-D SOLJA' Text messages. 1
MADJEZ 15.02.11 7:54pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
Bored Attenborough says most wildlife were “just showing off”

Veteran natural history broadcaster Sir David Attenborough announced his retirement from wildlife TV to fellow regulars at The Bears Head public house today, claiming that “most wildlife is...

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Banking Escapee 27.02.11 10:26pm
custard cream
Custard Creams Hailed as New Superfood

Nutritional experts from McVities announced today that the humble custard cream is not just a tasty crunchy snack but also a superfood. Research into the eating habits of some of Britain’s...

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LizzyG 17.02.11 2:26pm
LizzyG
‘Is it just the little grey vermin you have running around Number 10 .....

.or the rat as well’ asks cat...

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Gerontius 15.02.11 3:45pm
Gerontius
Cameron blames typo for Big Society rumour, "Pig Society" is the correct term. 0
maurice0c 15.02.11 3:20pm
maurice0c
Barclays boss points to Churchill for inspiration

Barclays boss Bob Diamond has promised shareholders that some of this year’s record £6.07bn profit will be spent on erecting a huge ‘finger’ outside their headquarters in Churchill Place.,...

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Gerontius 15.02.11 4:04pm
riesler
Berlusconi to reduce the number of days in a year, backdated to 1990. 1
Griffin 15.02.11 9:55pm
deskpilot3
Barclays' offer to pay off national debt declined by Cameron

I was just thinking, £6 billion profit per year is almost exactly £100 per person...

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Sinnick 15.02.11 2:51pm
Sinnick
Clegg superseded by Larry as Cameron's pet

http://agent007blog.com/files/2009/03/blofeld1.jpg I'm sure there's a good story here for someone and an excellent opportunity for photoshop...

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Sinnick 15.02.11 2:41pm
Sinnick