Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
UK and U.S. special forces free Woolwich Ferry

British and U.S. special forces staged a daring raid to free the Woolwich Ferry which had been hijacked by pirates off the coast of North Woolwich today. The pirates surrendered and were arrested...

witless 12.10.11 10:02am
John Craven to Host the X-Tractor.

FORMER Newsround presenter and all round countryfile good guy John Craven has been announced as the host of BBC's new reality show The X-Tractor. Expand on this perhaps folks?...

delightfullyodd 12.10.11 10:00am
Supreme Court rules that forced marriage is to be encouraged 0
medici2471 12.10.11 10:00am
Desperate Blackberry users switch to conference pears 1
Runestone Cowboy 12.10.11 9:59am
Gringotts - "Wizards to Switch to Euro"

In a surprise announcement, the wizarding bank Gringotts has announced that the Galleon is being discontinued and in 2014 the wizarding community will switch to the euro. "I know it seems a bad...

apepper 12.10.11 9:27am
Squirrel Hedge Fund Leader Claims "This is the Wrong Time To Stockpile Nuts" 2
thisisall1word 12.10.11 9:22am
Fox buggered by accusations

Liam Fox today questioned the reporting of a [s]buggery[/s] burglary which took place in his flat around the time of the General Election. “My wife was stranded in Hong Kong due to the volcanic...

witless 12.10.11 9:18am
Prime Ministers questions to include 5 minute reality TV discussion every week

In a bid to be more street, our elected members will discuss the X factor, Strictly come dancing, big brother, Katie Price and any other tat that passes for entertainment, as these are the real issue...

Iamthestig 12.10.11 9:06am
"Don't Ask ,Don't Tell" unacceptable response to MoD probe 0
medici2471 12.10.11 9:02am
Ban on 1500m and 800m runners from attending 2012 Olympics slammed as racist. 0
wallster 12.10.11 9:02am
Africa to hold Band Aid concert for poverty stricken UK

The governments of Ethiopia, Kenya and Somalia are to hold 3 simultanious concerts for the poor and needy families in the UK. One official told us that he realised something had to be done when he...

Perks 12.10.11 8:28am
The Sweeney Series 8 Episode 4

"Hello, Liam." "Hello, Mr Regan." "Excuse George and I barging in like this but we had a whisper you might be up to something..comprende?" "Me Mr Regan? You should know better than that. I've...

Drylaw 12.10.11 8:06am
Man United to take over London Olympic stadium to be closer to their fans. 4
MADJEZ 12.10.11 6:56am
Fox can explain everything "It's all on the Blackberry server"

Defence Secretary, Liam Fox, has a document that completely explains the apparent misunderstanding about the position of Adam Werritty. "It clears up everything; why he was in my office, why he was...

apepper 12.10.11 4:48am
I'll warrant there's nae harder man than George Alagiah - Scots fan 0
Drylaw 12.10.11 4:28am
Wheelchair looters demand getaway ramps

Disability rights campaigners are planning action in support of the wheelchair-bound looter jailed for making off with a television from a ransacked branch of Argos. "It's a clear discrimination by...

Boutros 11.10.11 10:33pm
Saudi Ambassador regrets not offering Iranian delegate a Ferrero Rocher 0
Perks 11.10.11 10:08pm
Olympic stadium to become a Starbucks. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 11.10.11 9:29pm
Sting Claims Credit As Special Forces Rescue Pirate Held Ship

The All New Jeni B 11.10.11 9:17pm
Widowed fruit and veg seller finally 'back on the market'

[More soon]...

dicky37 11.10.11 9:03pm
Steve Jobs' coffin not expected to have windows. 1
wallster 11.10.11 9:01pm
OCD sufferers demand action over ‘deeply upsetting’ leaning Big Ben

OCD sufferers are demanding immediate action to straighten Big Ben. Experts believe the clock tower could be out of kilter by as much as 0.26 degrees. “One report claims that the tower is leaning...

11.10.11 8:49pm
Bomb disposal engineers to help elderly switch on central heating

The government Is deploying crack army bomb disposal units to help Britain's elderly switch on their central heating this winter.,  , Fred (86) and Ethel (85) Wilkinson said they've been trying...

roybland 11.10.11 8:39pm
Rail travellers urged to cuddle during rush-hour

Over-crowding on Britain's rail network could soon become a thing of the past, according to transport experts. A scheme encouraging rail users to accept each other in a tight embrace could increase...

11.10.11 8:02pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Fox in right job. Look how good at defence he is, quips PM 2
Clarky 11.10.11 7:35pm
Braehead shopping centre changes Photo Shopping policy

The owners of Braehead shopping centre have agreed that pictures of smiling customers can once again be PhotoShopped to look miserable, as they do NOT represent the majority of their visitors....

witless 11.10.11 6:38pm
Rooney writes to UEFA to reduce ban

Dear Mr UEFA Must be a Euro thing as it was Dear Jim when I was a kid. Anyway, as bans go, three's a bit harsh ennit? And I was hoping that with my serious face and an extra weave due next week I...

brownpaperreporter 11.10.11 6:03pm
“Adult” sites will be required to offer public service content.

In landmark legislation the Department of Media, Culture and Sport will require pornographic websites to carry news, educational or community programmes, or face shut down., “We’re not...

nickb 11.10.11 5:28pm
TomTom launches Top Gear limited edition with voice of the Stig

gets muted response from Clarkson...

witless 11.10.11 5:22pm
Migrants must pass 'Daily Mail test' to earn UK passport

Migrants will have to pass a 'Daily Mail test' to receive a UK passport, David Cameron announced yesterday. 'If migrants want to settle in our country,' the prime minister said, 'as well as...

roybland 11.10.11 4:16pm