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Chihuahua likens Boris Johnson to a cross between a village idiot and a haystack 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Conservative and Liberal Democrat identities to be scrapped 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
David Miliband enters the race to lose the next election 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Huw Edwards pleads to be allowed back to the studio... 0
deskpilot3 4 years

civil servants making good money selling coffee to cold hacks standing around in Downing Street...

Camerons 'clothes peg' says he 'aint no bitch' 3
Ddigon o broblem 4 years

Nick Clegg has strenuously denied that his working role alongside the Conservative leader includes a secret provision to don roller skates and become Mr Cameron's office boy runner. Clegg stressed...

'Sorry I don't smoke' says bemused Clegg as PM suggests he might enjoy some fags 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Clegg agrees to re-brand Lib Dems as Tory Lite. 0
gjp 4 years
Davina apologises for missing Gordon Brown's eviction night. 0
gjp 4 years
Court sentences Internet spammer to one week of filling out captcha forms 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Isle of Wight to lift import ban on fresh DNA. More ATGC 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Bin Laden, the Pope and Paisley unite to form coalition religion 0
antharrison 4 years

Religious commentators have admitted to being “Surprised” by the announcement by Osama Bin Laden, the Pope and Ian Paisley that they have agreed to put aside religious disagreements and to form a...

Cameron and Clegg hold first cabinet meeting after successful operation. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

The two leaders were conjoined today in a 12 hour operation at Guys Hospital. They took the opportunity to get hair extensions to try to appeal to younger voters. Nick Clegg was left sporting an eye...

Caravan hell predicted for this summer. Jeremy Clarkson sets up charity 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

With less money in their pockets, more airline disruption forecast, it is anticipated that more caravans will be taking to the roads this summer Out of a small explosion in David Cameron's...

New pm 'an unnecessary change' say Greenwich timekeepers 1
QorbeQ 4 years
Despite rumours of hoardings being erected in the cabinet room the new 0
Basil_B 4 years

Con-Lib joint cabinet are still dening divisions between the two camps...

Nick Clegg in talks with Al-Qaeda 7
virtuallywill 4 years

We are discussing a broad alliance. Based on the mutual principles of election reform and a global jihad...

PM finds emaciated, unsmiling scotsman bound and gagged in understairs cupboard 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Isle of Wight may get colour television 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

First priority is the telephone, says spokesperson...

Animal cruelty horse man absconds - by jumping a five-bar gate. 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
John Terry Scan Reveals No Damage To Libido 0
mpaterson 4 years
Coalition whips agree to extraordinary rendition 0
chrissles65 4 years
New TV talent show ‘Over the Rainbow Coalition’ cancelled 0
jp1885 4 years
BBC, ITV and Sky facing bankruptcy following helicopter fuel bills 0
Duff 4 years

Trouble is looming for Britain's Big three broadcasters as it's rumoured they are set to file for bankruptcy following the fuel costs all three have incurred over recent days. A Spokesman for BBC,...

Ministry of Truth confirms eradication of “Thatcher years” – Whatever they were. 0
Rorschach 4 years

No more soon...

Clegg told by PM "be in by 10, or the door will be locked". 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Lembit Opik appointed "Minister without Purpose". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
ConLibDem biodiversity policy will survive "because we have a Common Porpoise" 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Tories cabinet 'fagging' Lib Dems 0
ED209 4 years

Despite public shows of unity, Tory cabinet members are secretly 'fagging' their Lib Dem colleagues, senior party sources reveal today. Far from being given genuine positions of responsibility, the...

Isle of Wight Finally Prepares to Vote 1
sailingoxford 4 years

Voters in Britain may still be waiting for an election result, but on Thursday voters on the Isle of Wight could finally give the country an answer. Since a serious error involving postal votes at...

'New Politics' begins with Civil partnership. 0
MightyBlair 4 years

David Cameron and Nick Clegg have confirmed recent rumours by marrying in a civil ceremony at Whitehall. Speaking after the ceremony, Mr. Cameron said that ‘It is a momentous day in the history of...