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Prince of Darkness Fails to Show Up on MRI Scan 0
afternoonslow 4 years

London (Reuters), A body, thought to be the remains of Baron Mandelson, discovered today during a search of the catacombs beneath the Palace of Westminster, was was rushed to hospital amid...

After leaving office, Tony Blair unable to name any officials paid more than him 0
antharrison 4 years
Scottish World Cup plans in disarray as manager fails to name squad 0
suki 4 years

Scotland’s plans for a successful 2010 World Cup were dealt a major blow yesterday as the national manager failed to name a 21 man squad for the plane to South Africa. As other International teams...

'Rugger Bugger' not a thoroughly nice bloke claim colleagues 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Sports writers thank Capello for the Walcott Excuse for World Cup failure 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Cameron Puzzled by Argos catalogue in cabinet room 0
Mr.3374 4 years

With "here's the 1 I'd get now" post it notes on various pages...

New study suggests that 'most men happy with having a smaller penis' 7
PluckyMunky 4 years
Top Gear cameramen somehow capture every moment of mad cap unpredictable race 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

After another week in which the team of Top Gear embark on a totally unpredictable mad cap race, in which anything could happen, its camera crew has once again captured every single moment perfectly....

Israeli Army Orders More Supplies 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

A large quantity of jackboots?...

BP to announce failure of latest well attempt by the end of the week. 2
Dickens or Shakespeare 4 years
Tipper Gore leaving Al Gore for Tiger Woods 3
Dumbnews 4 years
Plot to build house 'for sale' says classified advertisement. More soon. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Church and Henson split: Religion and puppetry were never going to mix. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Tinchy Stryder climbed up the water spout. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Down came the rain and washed poor Tinchy out., His record company are hoping the sun will come out soon...

Chris Packham's forehead wrinkles now 'super crispy' on BBC Springwatch in HD 0
QorbeQ 4 years
That Mariella Frostrup Apology in Full 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years

Dear Sirs (and one Madam) I am most dreadfully sorry for calling you - misogynists, - ecologists, - gynaecologists* As a woman who deals primarily in words for a living, my choice of one in...

Peroxide manufacturer Corporate responsibility claims "We're whiter than white" 1
simonjmr 4 years
World Cup squad to be decided on penalties 2
riesler 4 years
Israeli defence minister now able to hang full set of curtain rings on nose 0
edward hack 4 years

Or should that be blinds...

Shock as Capello manages to pick 23 Englishmen from the Premier League 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

It would have been easier to pick a French squad says Fabio...

Pundits in phone-in fall out 0
edward hack 4 years

England coach Fabio Capello was amongst a number of high profile sporting figures caught up in a heated exchange during last night's phone-in on Radio Talk Shop., At times the phone-in descended...

Archbishop tells Church of England to produce more homegrown scandals 2
Ludicity 4 years

Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams has told Anglican clergy that if they want to keep up with the Catholics they need to ‘raise their game’ and ‘produce more of their own scandals.’ ...

'Thanks, Telegraph', says grateful nation. 5
red 4 years Hacks from the Telegraph were tonight celebrating in various beer-selling establishments around London after publishing another fantastic...

Isle of Wight citizens jealous of 25,000 Brits still watching black & white TVs. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Inquiry hears Nostradamus predicted Potters Bar rail crash. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Poland publishes plane crash transcript: "What does this button do?" "Nie!!" 2
dominic_mcg 4 years
Laws to be back in cabinet by Thursday afternoon 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Walcott receiving disappointment counselling from David Laws 0
simonjmr 4 years
University lecturers' strike goes unnoticed by students. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Bootle man cuts off nose to spite face 0
PluckyMunky 4 years