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Stranded traveller sues BA for getting him home 1
Oxbridge 4 years

John Barrett, a 42 year-old commercial traveller from Sheffield, has filed a lawsuit against British Airways for the emotional distress it caused him by flying him home from Thailand only a week...

Pope Benedict condoms would be 98% infallible, claims Vatican 0
Ludicity 4 years
Europe wonders if UK election over yet. More soon 0
Ostsee 4 years
Mandy Mouse to replace Peppa Pig at Labour event as Mandelson goes missing 1
ianslat 4 years
Dyslexic Muslims to worship Kurt Cobain as is written in the Kerrang 6
Mr Glover Lover 4 years
Peppa Pig 'holding the country to ransom' claims embittered Cameron 0
Ludicity 4 years
Brown woos pink vote whilst Cameron scoffs Kipling’s cakes 0
Stan Laurel 4 years

The leaders of Britain’ political parties were out in force yesterday seeking support from the electorate. Whilst Nick Griffin tried to curry favour with locals in Bradford and UKIP’s Lord...

Free turd polishing kit with every Conservative manifesto 1
AdrianJ 4 years
Iceland to take away bonuses from all fireman 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Julian Clary backs well hung Parliament 3
AdrianJ 4 years
Brown denies secret coalition meeting, claims 'we met for sex' 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Gordon Brown has 'strenuously' denied reports that a recent clandestine meeting with Nick Clegg in an unlit carpark near the Lib Dem leader's home was to arrange a post-election coalition. 'I...

Norfolk village facing extinction launches inbreeding programme 6
Genghis Cohen 4 years

Conservationists have stepped in to help prevent the small Norfolk village of Reepham from dying out as its inhabitants are lured away by the bright lights of major metropolitan centres such as...

Al-Qaeda sets coalition conditions 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Playground bully faces £20m Chinese burns pay-out 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Quick hands-on ring-job causes Balls to get nicked, tears in eyes, etc. 1
QorbeQ 4 years

More soon. [I should surely be writing tabloid headlines with material this childish ahem ]...

Sky announces the next step in Television :Smellovision . 1
mrlemoncurry 4 years

Yes , the channel that brought you High Definition and 3D , now brings you the next logical step in technology . The leading innovative television provider now that nice Mr Cameron has fixed those...

MOD blame typo after stating Navy hampered by lack of ‘tall paedos’ 1
MADJEZ 4 years
DR Congo "not a real doctor" according to GMC 7
LittleSpender 4 years
WARNING : The following Sub contains graphic images ! 3
MADJEZ 4 years

Sales team unsure if team leader's fidgeting down to itchy scrotum or piles 0
DrTurmoil 4 years

Betting was intense among the group of 30 sales and support professionals in a presentation of a new corporate engagement policy at their software solutions sales office in Cheam on whether the...

Dyslexic nympho ecstatic at news that floppy disks are to be phased out by 2011. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
NASA narrows search for intelligent life to local community 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Inquiry after Cameron attacked by student asking direct question. 0
MightyBlair 4 years

'We have no idea how to deal with this', claim aides...

Sunday People expose shows BNP ‘not keen’ on minorities or immigrants. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

A source at the paper said they’d be following up this Pulitzer Prize standard investigative journalism with revelations about the Pope’s religion and the toilet habits of grizzly bears...

BBC to cancel Casualty in retaliatory ratings move against ITV's The Bill. 2
QorbeQ 4 years
Uckfield woman, with two noses, said to be 'too inquisitive'. 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
iPhone Customer Clocks up $1M in Data Charges! 0
Doctor TIP 4 years

Round the World Traveler, Dr. Dave Wang-McNair PhD. DD. DFA. has been presented with a $1,000,000 bill by his US service telephone and Internet Service provider PR&T because he forgot to inform...

Greek finance minister refuses advice from Alistair Darling. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Polish president's twin to stand for presidency. No need to print new stamps. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Bournemouth woman shaves off her beard for Children in Need 2
PluckyMunky 4 years

Sarah Nacklin, mother of 8, shaved off her beard last night for Children in Need. Her husband, Nick, said, 'it won't be the same. Kissing a woman without a beard is like eating fish without salt. But...