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Boris Johnson to stop Brian Haw setting up permanent camp in cemetery 0
roybland 20.06.11 7:18am
roybland
Britains 'Most Punchable Man' Upset At Title Goes To Michael Gove

Martin Bedford is said to be 'more than a bit upset' as judges at the Annnual 'Most Punchable Man' Contest gave the coveted honour to Michael Gove, the Education Secretary, at a prestigious awards...

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Rich The Guitarist 20.06.11 7:09am
roybland
Anglican Church to Allow Cross-Dressing Bishops 0
mongeese 20.06.11 5:34am
mongeese
J-Lo makes right tit of herself in German TV interview

(true story)...

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Nick McCarr 20.06.11 4:18am
Nick McCarr
Exclusive club pays you to not be a member 0
Dumbnews 20.06.11 3:19am
Dumbnews
Study finds those who break rules do not read rules 0
Dumbnews 20.06.11 12:21am
Dumbnews
Cash strapped Libyan rebels boosted by arrival of donated Linden dollars 0
Nick McCarr 20.06.11 12:09am
Nick McCarr
Monroe dress reveals 7 Year Itch caused by thrush. 0
MADJEZ 19.06.11 11:56pm
MADJEZ
Nicholas Parsons to become “Preferred” FIFA fourth official.

Seb Blatter is said to be in advanced negotiations with octogenarian quiz show host Nicholas Parsons to appoint him as the fourth official in all important soccer matches. In a move designed to avoid...

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FoxyCoxy 19.06.11 9:25pm
FoxyCoxy
Promiscuous gay bishops 'risk being defrocked' 3
19.06.11 9:22pm
rikkor
Patient unlikely to win battle with health insurer, says Vet 0
Dumbnews 19.06.11 8:24pm
Dumbnews
Absent fathers who drink and drive to get their own comparison website

Not a duplication, have just expanded it into a possible NiB, fp, whatever: Absent drink-driving fathers, thrown into confusion recently as to which pejorative simile best describes them, are to now...

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Qoxiivi 19.06.11 8:10pm
Qoxiivi
Cameron compares drink-driving absent fathers with 'AIDS-ridden pig fuckers'

Tonight, David Cameron compared so-called 'absent fathers' to drink drivers. The move was intended to stigmatise young men who play no part in the raising of their children. However, it immediately...

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19.06.11 8:05pm
Ironduke
God's not as bad as a drink driver, says Archbishop

God is not a 'runaway dad' as bad as a drink driver, says the Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams in a strong attack on David Cameron. 'Yesterday, Father's Day,' Dr Williams told reporters,...

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roybland 19.06.11 7:02pm
roybland
Santa Claus condemned by David Cameron as being 'absent father'

David Cameron today launched a blistering attack on Santa Claus as being all that's worst in absentee fathers., 'This is exactly what I mean,' he thundered. 'He calls himself a Father - Father...

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John Wiltshire 19.06.11 6:10pm
Ironduke
Elton John to be appointed Archbishop of Canterbury

With the Church of England having agreed to appoint openly gay clergy, the way has been cleared for Elton John to be appointed the new Archbishop of Canterbury., A Church of England spokesman said:...

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John Wiltshire 19.06.11 5:47pm
John Wiltshire
Thatcher’s assault on the unions ‘all a terrible spelling mistake’

A recent Freedom of Information Act disclosure has revealed that Margaret Thatcher’s assault on the trade union movement in the 1980s was all down to a spelling mistake by a junior civil servant....

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fernandomando 19.06.11 4:38pm
fernandomando
Multimillionaire, Living In Posh Cul de Sac In Westminster....

..Abandons the "family" to enjoy the high life with his banker friends., No Father's Day card for him, I guess...

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Jesse Bigg 19.06.11 4:26pm
Jesse Bigg
Jamie Oliver Tells LA Kids.....

."Cut out the crap food, or hire yourselves out as bouncy castles."...

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Jesse Bigg 19.06.11 4:19pm
Jesse Bigg
Talks with Taliban 'going well' as CIA is invited to 'take 5' and stone a woman

There are early signs that the CIA's talks with the Taliban are going well, say insiders, as negotiators were invited to take a five minute break and stone a lady. 'It's not all work work work in...

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ronseal 19.06.11 3:13pm
Golgo13
Dual speaker record players at risk of being stereotyped. 0
ronseal 19.06.11 2:40pm
ronseal
Greece to be bailed out by Northern Rock 0
John Wiltshire 19.06.11 2:30pm
John Wiltshire
Absent fathers who drink and drive to get their own comparison website 2
Qoxiivi 19.06.11 2:07pm
Qoxiivi
"At least I'm not a smarmy twat like you are" says absent father 0
antharrison 19.06.11 1:06pm
antharrison
Winehouse 'addicted to rehab' claim 0
roybland 19.06.11 12:52pm
roybland
Coalition announce "collateral casualties" in operation to prevent Gaddaffi

from "massacring civilians"...

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Ironduke 19.06.11 12:52pm
Ironduke
Drunk driving absentee dad says he's sick of all these comparisons 0
ronseal 19.06.11 12:41pm
ronseal
Man who walked berserk down Clapham High Street gets police caution

A man who walked berserk down Clapham High Street terrifying shoppers, has been given a police caution. ‘We received a call from other pedestrians that a man was walking down Clapham High Street...

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roybland 19.06.11 12:35pm
roybland
Ed Miliband hits back and vows... something. Probably.

more soon, or not...

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FraserWords 19.06.11 12:31pm
FraserWords
Couple who bought countryside property 'plan to live in it' - values tumble

Britain’s troubled housing market suffered a new blow today when it was revealed that a countryside home has been bought by somebody who actually plans to live in it., The news immediately sent...

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FraserWords 19.06.11 12:29pm
FraserWords