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Fulham rivals Chelsea unveil plans for Gary Glitter statue

In a bid to trump Fulham’s controversial Michael Jackson statue, Chelsea owner, Roman Abramovich, has today announced plans for a Gary Glitter statue at Stamford Bridge. Although designs are still...

Qoxiivi 12.04.11 2:59pm
Spent day twittering shite then billed client two grand says social media guru

A social media guru has lifted the lid on the world of new media communications with a tweet by tweet account of a typical working day...

ronseal 12.04.11 2:55pm
Gordon Brown's old kit bag still resides at Number 10

'It was simply too full to move' explained Mr Cameron, 'we're currently using it as a dining table.'...

Screenie 12.04.11 2:47pm
Bercoe Barred From Parliament.....

.."It's a travesty of justice!" he exclaims...

Jesse Bigg 12.04.11 2:46pm
Jesse Bigg
Cambridge win boat race...

following re-count using alternative boat system...

riesler 12.04.11 2:40pm
Basketball match stopped by police after tip-off. More soon. 0
MC One R 12.04.11 1:55pm
MC One R
Perturbed Poppins set to take on Frost in world's first nanny-off

The world's most famous Nanny, Mary Poppins, is furious at 'Supernanny' Jo Frost's self imposed title. 'Supernanny?' she questioned incredulously, 'She's usually carrying around a massive bag, but...

Screenie 12.04.11 1:53pm
Drama in the Lake District as a family from Manchester kidnap an alpaca

News from the Lake District today reported the rather bizzare theft of a alpaca from an alpaca farm just outside Penrith in Cumbria., The alpaca was taken by a family on a day visit to the farm from...

Basil_B 12.04.11 12:55pm
Thousands combust as giant fiery sky-ball manifests overhead. 0
Worth 12.04.11 12:13pm
Nick Clegg celebrates "Liberal party flight of fancy" ahead of local elections 0
simonjmr 12.04.11 11:22am
Celebritiy Community Split Over AV 1
thisisall1word 12.04.11 10:43am
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Fortune Magazine profiles the Finger Point 50 - the planet's top blame shifters 0
ronseal 12.04.11 10:32am
Michael O'Leary to become Manchester United's consultant speech therapist 1
Griffin 12.04.11 10:13am
Level 42 reunion tour of Japan sparks mass evacuation 1
Duncan Biscuit 12.04.11 9:51am
Fix allegations at IAEA sweepstake after Fukishiima suddenly amended to "7". 0
MC One R 12.04.11 9:42am
MC One R
Oops, just re-read the NIB. Someone's already done this!

. Come on, move along, there's nothing to see here...

ronseal 12.04.11 9:08am
Coalition admits the thousands of new jobs in the regions will only pay expenses 0
Duncan Biscuit 12.04.11 8:51am
Duncan Biscuit
Oxford Chancellor slams Conservative Party for only having one black woman MP 0
simonjmr 12.04.11 8:28am
Archbishop refuses to switch doors to manual

Rowan Williams confirmed last night he'd turned down a "five-figure donation to the organ fund" in return for intoning  "This is your sky pilot speaking. Please watch the  following safety...

NewSuburbanDad 12.04.11 7:59am
PM Brands 'All Anglican' Monarchy a Disgrace

The PM singled out the Monarchy for criticism when he accused elite institutions of having a "terrible record" of opening up to people of other faiths. A spokesman from the palace said it was...

Dun Dunkin 12.04.11 7:09am
Metropolitan Police Votes to Keep Uniforms

The Metropolitan Police has voted against allowing its officer to wear non-uniforms this coming term. Many officers had claimed that the uniform was "naff" and "stopping us being individuals and...

thisisall1word 11.04.11 11:52pm
Oxford To Review Intake Policy After Afro-Carribean Found Attending Uni 0
thisisall1word 11.04.11 11:25pm
...nal From Owners. Breaking News. Moustachioed American Seeking To Grab Arse... 0
thisisall1word 11.04.11 11:16pm
 NHS consultation translates "tory scum" into 37 new languages

The Department of Health confirmed yesterday  that foreign language submissions to the consultation on NHS reform had sparked a "comparative translation goldmine unknown since we found the Rosetta...

NewSuburbanDad 11.04.11 9:19pm
Just to give Britain a medal chance, bottling it to be made an Olympic Sport

Lord Sebastian Coe announced today a new sport proposed for next years Olympics which has been created with the express purpose of giving the host nation a medal chance. 'The sport "bottling it" is...

Basil_B 11.04.11 9:01pm
Working class man fires self from cannon-"I'll show you upwardly mobile Clegg!" 0
Batmankoff 11.04.11 8:53pm
Andy Murray, Tim Henman and Lewis Hamilton sue Rory McIlroy for copyright theft 0
antharrison 11.04.11 7:44pm
Banker found dead with épée in rectum was 'ring-fenced' say police. 1
pinxit 11.04.11 6:47pm
be reasonable
Coots demand 'just for men' on the NHS... 0
be reasonable 11.04.11 6:36pm
be reasonable
Country & Western Rap star given imipramine for his hoe-down...

more obscure drugs soon...

be reasonable 11.04.11 6:28pm
be reasonable