Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
US stocks fall on news of stocks falling 1
Dumbnews 16.08.11 10:11pm
Nietzsche earns respect of Joey Barton.

Alienated Newcastle footballer Joey Barton has been telling followers on Twitter about his "respect" for German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. Scouser Barton has informed his 170,665 readers that...

rebel not taken 16.08.11 9:20pm
Starship Enterprise acheme was ruse to find jobs for middle aged executives 0
ronseal 16.08.11 9:13pm
Cameron: "National service not just ruse to steal more shit from poor countries"

David Cameron has hit out at critics who’ve labelled his plan of reintroducing national service for Britain’s looting classes as ‘just another way to steal more shit from countries we’ve...

Qoxiivi 16.08.11 8:50pm
'80s band Starship sued after buildings collapse in city built on rock and roll

More soon. Probably...

theboot 16.08.11 8:46pm
Hackgate to be resolved using Duckworth Lewis method, says select committee. 2
dominic_mcg 16.08.11 8:14pm
Twitter Rioters face Doing Bird 0
Dun Dunkin 16.08.11 8:08pm
Dun Dunkin
Inappropriate To Say Notting Hill Carnival will be a 'Riot'

A Professor of English at Neasden University told a meeting 'As language shifts its meaning through time to promote a public event as a riot is no longer jovially innocent but can attract heavy...

Dun Dunkin 16.08.11 8:04pm
Dun Dunkin
Looting rejected as 2012 demonstration sport.

More to follow...

spoole2112 16.08.11 7:51pm
IOC agree that 2012 Olympic Games should be "Looting Calling" 0
brownpaperreporter 16.08.11 6:23pm
p1 f&b aka pfb - does this help reveal who were behind the London riots?

The unseen architects of the recent Tottenham riot have finally been exposed. From the strangely scented sitting room of a quiet residential address, less than a mile from the epicentre of one...

spoole2112 16.08.11 4:43pm
The Return of DroleNoel
Allotment rioter charged with breach of the peas 1
Screenie 16.08.11 3:53pm
Crack Para-Poets to be deployed to riot torn areas. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 16.08.11 3:21pm
Al OPecia
Santa cancels 2012 tour of UK 1
Dumbnews 16.08.11 1:52pm
Girl has tongue lengthened to speak Korean properly; BF prays for better .....

"sucky sucky!! 5 dollah!!" [url=]Tongue lengthened to learn...

thackaray 16.08.11 1:32pm
Goldblum in search for name for 'fly on the wall' documentary about Floyd album 0
spoole2112 16.08.11 12:35pm
Rural areas looking forward to receiving Broaaaaaadband access 2
Iamthestig 16.08.11 11:49am
Harry dumps whirlybird to spend more time with his joystick 0
greg various 16.08.11 11:49am
greg various
Lynx introduce new ‘Pixie dust and phoenix feather extract’ shower gel

Encouraged by the success of Lynx Boost ([i]Stimulating guava and volcanic stone extract[/i]) and Lynx Fever ([i]Brazilian hot mud and red dragonfruit extract[/i]), Unilever are set to launch a new...

Vertically Challenged Giant 16.08.11 11:24am
Shell critics describe fresh North Sea leek as unpalatable 0
spoole2112 16.08.11 11:15am
Vince Cable to be fitted with collar bomb senior Tories announce 0
simonjmr 16.08.11 11:14am
Leytonstone mum: 'Why I photo-shopped my daughter'

It has been described as a moral dilemma no parent wants to confront: whether there are circumstances when you should ‘shop’ your child. But for Leytonstone mum Jaqui Privas, it was the only way...

Des Custard 16.08.11 11:12am
Community in shock as child is told off

Police were called to a house in Shoreham, Kent by concerned neighbours after they overheard a child being blatantly told off by his mother. 'The child was happily throwing stones at our greenhouse,...

Screenie 16.08.11 11:08am
Cowes - I.O.W set to rival Frankfurt as European finance hub

Claims the newly appointed chair of the I.O.W. Calculator Users Club. The former tractor driver explained that he'd lost his job last month after "fucking up the tractor" but now has the time and...

Duff-N-Custard 16.08.11 9:59am
Serialisation of life stories of James Dean & Marc Bolan just "car crash TV" 0
simonjmr 16.08.11 9:59am
Sarah Palin and Michelle Buchanan say "bikini mud wrestling match" not PR stunt 1
thackaray 16.08.11 9:30am
‘Employment’ held the clue to angry mobs actions admits chief

In a pointless waste of police resources, detectives are scouring the lyrics of up to 30,000 pop songs for hidden subliminal messages that may help them identify the imminent threat of future...

spoole2112 16.08.11 8:29am
James Cameron denies that the Smurfs movie is actually Avatar 2 0
Iamthestig 16.08.11 8:09am
Eurozone crisis deepens as Sarkozy tells Merkel to bring sandwiches to meeting 0
Duncan Biscuit 16.08.11 8:02am
Duncan Biscuit
Rail commuters relieved fares to increase less than petrol prices 0
Duncan Biscuit 16.08.11 8:01am
Duncan Biscuit