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Women stopped while trying to take dead body on plane at Liverpool airport 1
Mr Glover Lover 4 years

Told by Easyjet staff to pay the extra and put it in the hold...

Amy Pond brings 10-year-old boys out from hiding behind the sofa 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Six year old boy rejects tooth fairy’s offer and puts molar on ebay 1
Zadok the second 4 years
Double entendre writers hoping for a hung Parliament. 1
MADJEZ 4 years
Mattel and Electoral Commission rebuff ‘8 votes for an X’ proposal from Lib Dems 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years policy comparison web site launched for General Election 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Brown to appear as Jack Bauer in new labour campaign 0
IamWibble 4 years

God damn it I wish I could photoshop! :(...

Animal charities successfully prosecute Accenture 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

An RSPCA spokesman beemed "we have long endured these consultancies mistreating animals, who by their very nature are wild and free-spririted. We feel the act of getting ducks in a row forces them...

Voter fatigue sets in after only two hours. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
'May 6th not good for me,' says Queen 3
Ludicity 4 years
New Scrabble rules will allow the word "Scrabble" 6
virtuallywill 4 years

additional information at a later, as yet uspecified date...

Dr. Who gives new assistant "Fit note" 0
virtuallywill 4 years

As do most men with a pulse...

Gordon Brown admits election, but refuses to say what date. 0
twookey 4 years

Gordon Brown has pulled off a masterstroke by keeping his "political cards close to his chest",by refusing to let the public know exactly when the election date will be. Adama boulton,Skynews's...

Desperate Brown Seeks Parliamentary Advice From IT Helpdesk 0
Mr Glover Lover 4 years

Is asked "Have you tried dissolving it and convening it again?"...

Obese quiz show contestant gets starter for ten 3
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Australian historian unearths fresh Robin Hood evidence 0
simonjmr 4 years

Respected Australian historian Russell Crowe today outlines details of startling new evidence regarding Robin Hood, that he has unearthed. The new Robin Hood publication by Mr Crowe comes ten years...

Brown signs palace visitors book with free pen he got from the removal company. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

The end soon...

Summit called to align Scrabble and Countdown rules 0
curry muncher 4 years

Fears of a rift grow as traditionalists rally around the banner of Countdown whilst so-called wreckers rip up the Scrabble rule book. The situation was exacerbated when, during a radio broadcast...

Husband begins long campaign to get wife to switch to summer duvet. 1
dandare70 4 years
New Scrabble sets to include '@' 0
allmyownstunts 4 years
Now you mention it, our flag does look a bit like a swastika, says AWB 0
Gary Stanton 4 years

Senior members of the far right Afrikaaner Widerstand Beweging were said to be mortified last night after someone pointed out that their party flag is as close as you can possibly get to a swastika,...

Doctors to issue Wii-Fit notes to the unemployed 0
jp1885 4 years
Lovestruck French mustard heir receives a Dijon letter 3
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Incumbent government must apply for 'fit note' from British electorate 0
jp1885 4 years

(Dear Newsbiscuiteers, the sub you are about to read is rather crap. The author encourages any attemtps to improve it and welcomes the addition of a decent punchline, or indeed any jokes at all.)...

New scrabble rules to allow bad speling 1
Stan Laurel 4 years
Van Man furious at EC directive 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Van Morrison will have to change his name on all his back catalogue albums as well as future releases. Under new legislation as part of “The description of goods and services directive” all names...

Alien fools Jordan 0
virtuallywill 4 years

6th May Country goes to the Poles - quicker than letting their plumbers in first 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Voter killed in Helmand province 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

He leaves another voter and two young non-voters. Voters have been informed...

Debate on Digital Economy Bill cut off by provider 0
Ludicity 4 years