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Report: Majority of Government Doesn't Trust Citizens, Too 7
ThisIsNotADrill 4 years
British robot's work to be outsourced to Chinese Robots 2
ThisIsNotADrill 4 years

LONDON - QT2D-7, an 11-year-old electric assembly-operations robot, was laid off Monday when the Lawn-Boy plant that has employed him relocated its manufacturing headquarters to a factory outside of...

HMRC's computer to be taught sums by Miss Peabody of year 2 0
ramblesnake 4 years

during break...

Jimmy Eat World Denies Influence in shitty Local Band 2
ThisIsNotADrill 4 years

Automated Smiles, a quartet from Birmingham, UK, has had popular Arizona (USA) band Jimmy Eat World deny any claims that the band in any way influenced Automated Smiles, bar the fact the name was...

New Social Network Changing Way People... Haven't We Already Got This?! 3
ThisIsNotADrill 4 years

While millions of young, tech-savvy professionals already use services like Facebook and Twitter to keep in constant touch with friends, a new social networking platform called Ping has recently...

Majority of People Never Use Physical Education After Secondary School 2
ThisIsNotADrill 4 years

George Higgins, 23, like most of his peers, hated P.E./Games lessons. Like much of the adult population, he questioned the relevence of things like 'exercise' and 'fitness', and wondered if these...

British Waterways Cuts Reduce River Severn to Four: Worcester to be Abolished 1
mugwump 4 years
Blair pelted with eggs and shoes in Dublin 1
Dun Dunkin 4 years

An international peacemaker and after dinner speaker received a warm welcome after walking across the Irish Sea from the UK. 'The public ['the little people'] don't understand the big policy issuses....

Prime Minister’s New Baby Joins Lib Dems 6
Harry Liddon 4 years

Number Ten Press Office announced today that the new daughter of David and Samantha Cameron had been enrolled as a member of the Liberal Democrat Party because of a previously overlooked clause in...

Missing Peer in Autopsy Shock 12
Harry Liddon 4 years

The autopsy was carried out today on the 29 stone former Liberal MP who has died at the age of 82. An astonished coroner revealed that he had discovered the cufflinks, distinctive diamond tie-pin and...

Excruciatingly funny headline posted on the Newsbiscuit Writer's Room Submission 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

s Board, fails to score highly due to being too long and not fitting in the title box!!! What's more the body of text following it just runs out of steam and isn't long enough for a News in Brief...

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IABP 4 years
Fascist Rally scheduled for Last Night of the Proms 1
the coarse whisperer 4 years

In a surprise move by the BBC Proms today it was announced that the celebrated Last Night was to be replaced with a terrifying demonstration of Fascist Power by the promenaders and the BBC...

Best friends elope to fulfil dream of perfect 'bromance' 5
SingingHinny 4 years

Two best friends have admitted to having a secret bromance for over ten years, despite being married. ‘At first we didn't realise what was going on ourselves,’ said Marcus, 37, 'but then I...

Come on sing to the Lord............... 1
billy graham 4 years

Well I dont care it it rains or freezes, Ive got no worrys now Ive brought a plastic jesus, Hes riding on the dashboard of my carrrrrrr, Hes just there so he can please us, Im ammune to parking...

Dawkins upset as Hawking trespasses into his anti God arena 3
simonjmr 4 years
Scientists discover alternate universe without Bono, hordes demand gateway built 5
la maga 4 years
Gove's loose face finally falls off as 'free schools' scheme flounders 0
la maga 4 years
''Tax error against you, pay £1500, advance to Jail, curse HMRC to hell' 0
la maga 4 years
'Tax error in your favour, collect £500, praise the efficiency of HMRC' 0
la maga 4 years
Local man ecstatic after fixing his damn computer 2
Dumbnews 4 years
Pakistani wicket keeper pleads to be charged with spot fixing 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

it disguises that he's just a crap cricketer...

Senior Tory denies that he’s a Lib Dem 5
ianslat 4 years

Foreign Secretary William Hague has today issued a statement refuting rumours that he is a secret Liberal Democrat. ‘There is no truth whatsoever in these scurrilous rumours’ he told reporters....

Tony Blair is world's greatest threat says Islam 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Militant christian crusaders who make up lies to go to wars to feed their blood lust is something we have been living with since the fall of Rome said a spokesman for Saladin. 'You would have thought...

Pornography found on Internet 0
4 years

Police were called to a house in Droitwich yesterday after a shocked homeowner stumbled across pornographic images on his computer Internets. Gareth Webb, 43, had logged on to the Internets while...

Famous Milf`s daughter Bristols Palin says after her fabulous new makeover 0
arrghgarry 4 years

does not mean she will get knocked up a lot easier ...

Technology taking the fun out of country house murders, says Hercule Poirot 2
Oxbridge 4 years

Celebrated Belgian detective Hercule Poirot has slammed the increasing use of closed circuit television cameras by rural police forces investigating killings in English country houses. DNA...

Betting scandal casts doubt on Allied victory in 1945 9
LittleSpender 4 years

The world of Global Military Conflict was up in arms today after it emerged that a shady Swiss bookmaker offered bribes to top Axis officials during World War Two in return for information and...

Aged coprophiliac gangsters get back together for one last big job 4
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
A 23 year old man was today arrested today for handing over his car keys to two 0
arrghgarry 4 years

police officers who then promptly wrote it off.Local police chief Andrew Bolt said the man although alledgely drunk should have known better .Boys will boys ...