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Guilty Man 'May Not Be Guilty', Say Police 0
De-scribe 4 years
DFS to pay customers to take furniture away 1
Mrblacker 4 years

The discount furniture chain DFS has confirmed it is to pay people upto £500 to take away sofas from their stores across the UK. In what's seen as the ultimate New Year giveaway, the firm said the...

World in shock as Liv Tyler finds second facial expression 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Clue from freed Scholar suspect, Police now looking for 'Fardel with Bare Bodkin 0
Rowly 4 years
Freedom of Former Suspect Starts Off Book and Film Auction War. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Yapparazzi now say they never thought it was him anyway...

Popemobile’s new catholic converter ‘doing a great job’ 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Blatter’s proposal for a FIFA anti-corruption committee gets only two votes 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Government defends coin-operated street lights plan 5
Mrblacker 4 years

The Communities Secretary Eric Pickles is defending proposals to install coin-operated street lights in every city across England as 'a way to ensure councils spend the money we give them...

Sandringham a 'Fairy Tale Castle' says Kate. 1
DiY 4 years

"There is even a wicked step mother in situ!" she confided to the Royal correspondent from the Daily Wail...

Chuck Berry two months behind in rent claims Bristol landlord. 0
Milo Shame 4 years

(more soon)...

Weather fails to cause travel chaos in the West Midlands. 0
Zadok the second 4 years

Roads stubbornly refused to become gridlocked across the West Midlands yesterday as a mild weather warning issued by your aunt remained in place. Birmingham city centre was 'dangerously bustling'...

Chuck Berry "a quitter". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
"I can't afford to waste time with Facebook anymore", says Mark Zuckerberg 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Facebook replaces employee of the month with help FAQ entry of the month 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Prisons Minister says Ford rioters should be locked up 1
roybland 4 years
Stephen Hawking gives his Phone No as 0.1734682145 X 10 raised to 9 2
Rowly 4 years

(to within 9 significant places)...

New Guide-lines for Police Murder Investigations. 3
victory V 4 years

As a consequence of advances in psychological profiling, The Home Office today issued revised guidance for Police Officers conducting murder enquiries., Research fabricated by the Institute of...

Russian pop band in failed attempt to emulate Big Bopper 0
roybland 4 years
Mathematician anounces 3 significant places, Home, Pub & Work 0
Rowly 4 years

A mathemetician named Hall, had a hexahedronical Ball, the square of it's weight, plus his plonker time eight, was four fifths of five eighths of F'all (author unknown, circa 1965)...

Police release suspect on bail despite Daily Mail finding him guilty. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
To Bee or not to Bee, new dilemma in insect world 0
Rowly 4 years
Most Brits expect to have a 'nice but quiet Christmas' in 2011 0
roybland 4 years
Probe launched after prison riot. 0
DiY 4 years

Officers from HMP Ford today donned latex gloves in the latest attempt to get to the bottom of the recent outbreak of disorder. "We will be doing 'C' wing first as 'Matchbox' Steve has been grassed...

Police release Jeffries, after deciphering his statement writen in Quatrains 0
Rowly 4 years

The Teacher homeward Plods his weary way...

According to The Guardian Bristol Police given more time to 'quiz' landlord. 9
Trickster 4 years

"He kicked ass on 19th century poetry," said Detective Magnus Magnusson "But we're hoping General Knowledge might pose a few more problems."...

Yaparazzi are now looking for a new suspect ideally someone with a hunchback. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Blue hair is so last year say Red Top hacks...

Police may arrest whole of Bristol in Yeates murder hunt 3
roybland 4 years
A man in his sixties with a strange coiffure was screaming blue murder today 0
Malcum eggs 4 years

as another man with a strange coiffure knocked him off the front pages , however Elton John immediately hit back by saying they are planning another brother or sister for their son ,which Elton...

Jefferies to play Mrs. Slowcum in remake of Are You being Served? 1
Trickster 4 years

A BBC spokesperson said: "We've been quite taken with public sympathy for Mr. Jefferies, and his charismatic persona, including of course his uncanny resemblance to Mrs. Slocombe. Even if he is found...

Police admit blue hair 'maketh a murderer not'. 1
Trickster 4 years

Bristol Police today admitted that 'sporting a blue rinse' as a student did not necessarily make you a murderer, neither did having an affinity with 19th century poet Christian Rossetti, despite...