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World cup players wager meal on international hostilities 0
simonjmr 4 years

Wayne Ronney and Robiniho have entered into a wager that if international hostilities or sanctions are imposed during the World Cup the loser will have to buy the winner a slap up steak dinner in a...

P Dav Cam to annou extre budg cu 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Twins mow down Edward and Laurence Fox in revenge attack 0
Iamthestig 4 years
"Double Dip" great says nostalgic thirty something 0
simonjmr 4 years
Cuts made in budget to redecorate God's sitting room 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

Cameron delighted by heavenly prudence. Clegg says: 'I don't believe a word of it'...

England World Cup song sung "A Cappello" 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Al Fayed claims immigrant's English test is a "fugging outrage". 1
Ian Searle 4 years
Daily Mail 'Maddy abducted by foreign urban foxes' theory 0
Scroat 4 years
Mutes banned from minutes silence 0
Bury Bob 4 years

In a step to banish insincerity at gatherings which include a minutes silence, sufferers lacking the power of articulate speech are being asked to stay away. This may also be extended to mimes, but a...

Capello goes crazy at photographer's after not getting his good side. 2
Basil_B 4 years
'World Cup fever' strikes UK, government begins needlessly stockpiling vaccines 1
dicky37 4 years

Health Minister takes firm but misguided steps to 'tackle tide of sick days resulting from epidemic of World Cup fever, and reduce effect on British business'. Drug companies reportedly 'quite...

Navy anti-drug smuggling unit to reclassify cocaine as Class 42 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Sun Sub-editor Fired over "Foxy Twins Midnight Romp" Mix-up 0
lord_wingnut 4 years

Following an internal disciplinary hearing today, the Sun has revealed that the sub-editor responsible for yesterday's Page 3 article (Norman Normal, 19) had not demonstrated the required...

Hungry urban foxes to be paid for reducing refuse volumes 0
Nattie 4 years

However they will be fined if they fail to poop and scoop after recycling Britains estimated one million tonnes of food waste. More later...

Photographer's check lost property as Capello loses temper with them. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Police issue warning to parents of missing toddler, "Ready or not we're coming" 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Ron Davies Cup to be awarded for finding balls on Clapham Common 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Isle of Wight forget to end minutes silence 4
edward hack 4 years

Embarassed council officials on the Isle of Wight are set to end a minutes silence that started back in 1897., It seems the minutes silence, held in honour of the then island mascot, a tortoise...

Grief Counselling to replace Geography in the National Curriculum 0
lord_wingnut 4 years

"Subject lists will not be disrupted." a spokesperson said...

Badger cull faces legal challenge from Ratty and Mole 0
Ludicity 4 years
John McDonnell pulls out of leadership race to focus on assassination project 0
Ludicity 4 years
Chuckle Brothers secure nominations for Labour leadership 0
Ludicity 4 years
Those twins probably asked for it, says Anti Fox Hunt spin doctor 1
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

The leader of Britain's important anti fox hunting movement has moved quickly to counter claims that a fox savaged a pair of sleeping babies., 'Once again, the Tory propoganda machine has set out to...

Prescott deported after failing immigrant language test. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Shock as newspaper fails to produce 16 page pull-out guide to the World Cup. 0
riesler 4 years
Matthew Corbett arrested in bear fisting scandal. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Harriet Harman Launches Strident Missile 0
afternoonslow 4 years

Diane Abbott Explodes With Indignation...

Coalition appoints Foxconn as spending cuts consultation facilitator 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Fake football kit identified by World Cup logo on Scotland shirts 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Non-EU migrants and new Labour peers to take English test 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years