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Anfield "Custom T-Shirts" shop anticipates bulk order before next home game 7
dvo4fun 09.01.12 1:21pm
Westminster's downer: "It's two alcohol-free days, not two free-alcohol days" 0
dvo4fun 09.01.12 1:10pm
Intelligent machines close to developing capacity for low self esteem

Intelligent machines may soon have the ability to wonder why they bother as scientists come close to reproducing the human genome for esteem. "We've already got intelligent machines. But the self...

ronseal 09.01.12 1:01pm
BBC announces new series "Masterthief". More soon. 2
Al OPecia 09.01.12 12:57pm
Hadrian's Wall plaque to be removed by flossing 0
medici2471 09.01.12 12:49pm
Anwar Ibrahim verdict splits those closest to him

sore moon....

cinquecento 09.01.12 12:45pm
Worrall Thompson denies taking the bus to Sainsburys 1
medici2471 09.01.12 12:41pm
Drinks industry to re-position weekly alcohol unit limits as ‘Your 3-a-day’

Responding to a recent MPs' report calling for a re-think of alcohol guidelines in the UK the Portman Group, a body representing the alcoholic drinks industry, has proposed "re-imagining" current...

Re Pete 09.01.12 11:57am
Re Pete
Male aide braces himself as Anwar Ibrahim is discharged after two years

more coming soon...

medici2471 09.01.12 11:55am
League Managers’ Association Vacancy: Director of Referee-Slagging

Following the departure of manager Neil Warnock from Premiership Club Queens Park Rangers, the League Managers’ Association (LMA) are seeking a new Director of Referee-Slagging. The successful...

Midfield Diamond 09.01.12 11:55am
Midfield Diamond
Half a grapefruit, cocktail sticks and pineapple chunks still missing

As Anthony Worrall-thomson celebrated his release from custody by throwing a celebratory party at his home, the manager of the branch of Tesco which caught him shoplifitng has revealed that half a...

allmyownstunts 09.01.12 11:54am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Premier League's 'December manager of the month' is another 'shock result'

After a Christmas period full of strange results in the Premier League, The League Managers' Association (LMA) have delivered yet another surprise in announcing their December's manager of the month...

Perks 09.01.12 11:24am
Tourettes registrar sacked, Ed Balls' birth certificate changed back to Jones 0
cinquecento 09.01.12 9:54am
Coalition casts bait to catch Salmond and Sturgeon 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.01.12 9:21am
Duncan Biscuit
Duchess of Cornwall spotted at ‘War Horse’ premiere 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.01.12 9:21am
Duncan Biscuit
Comparison to Ed Balls ‘very offensive’ says Tourette’s sufferer 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.01.12 9:20am
Duncan Biscuit
Hundreds of cinemas to close following release of ‘The Iron Lady’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.01.12 9:19am
Duncan Biscuit
All Antony Worrall Thompson recipes now to begin ‘Take and pay for’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.01.12 9:19am
Duncan Biscuit
House of Commons bar to shut on 2 days a week. 1
Ostsee 09.01.12 9:14am
Anwar Ibrahim claims career is buggered despite being found innocent 0
charlies_hat 09.01.12 9:00am
Death of Sandringham girl in reindeer Xmas jumper 'inexplicable' says Philip 0
cinquecento 09.01.12 8:56am
Dead woman found at Sandringham ‘only a foreigner'

explains relieved Diane Abbott...

John Ffitch-Rucker 09.01.12 8:53am
Cinemas to inflate ticket prices for The Iron Lady to immerse viewers in 80s 1
irregular apple 09.01.12 8:46am
"I had my 2 drink free days in 1995 and 2003" says Charles Kennedy

MPs have recommended that people have 2 drink free days. In a confused statement, former Lib dem leader Charles Kennedy claims that he's already had his two - in 1995 and 2003. MPs have responded...

apepper 09.01.12 8:46am
LVA uproar at Government's "two dry days a week" advice 0
Scroat 09.01.12 8:34am
iPhone 5 to include ‘Pray as you Go’ app to give direct access to Steve Jobs

Apple are rumoured to be close to confirming more details about the eagerly iPhone 5, and that one of its key new features will be touchless ‘pray as you go’ technology allowing users to connect...

fernandomando 09.01.12 8:31am
Have 2 free drinks a day, say MPs. 0
Griffin 09.01.12 7:43am
Vinny Jones hopeful that ad campaign can resuscitate career 1
irregular apple 09.01.12 12:03am
Man who beat-out "Stayin Alive" on Sovereign charged with treason 0
antharrison 08.01.12 11:53pm
Luis Suarez serves ban shouting from the Kop 6
Perks 08.01.12 8:30pm