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Only ugly students to be shown opening A level results, says BBC 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'Warty hands' would be one of our aims, said a spokesman...

If walls had ears they would be sick of hearing your porn collection 0
la maga 4 years
Serial Killer claims 5th victim, 4th nickname 9
Golgo13 4 years

Police announced yesterday that the serial killer formerly known as ‘the Scented Slasher’, would for the time being be called ‘Killer A’, saying they needed more time to find a common theme...

'The Fat Fuck' tops Good Food Guide again 2
pinxit 4 years

TV's 'Celebrity Masterchef' presenter Gregg Wallace was today named 'Glutton of the Year' for the second year running by the prestigious publication. Awarded 10 out of 10, Wallace easily beat off the...

Gourd Almighty 4 years

Fears grow about the harmful consequences of cloning when a young mother mixes her baby’s milk and produces a hideous mutation which is a ghastly hybrid of a Cow & a Gate...

Police warn terrorists may switch to being polite and sociable. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

Such people must be immediately reported as suspicious...

Ad -Fergie TV - £10pm - Free Box - as much as you want, get it now! 0
Coldstream 4 years
Findus 'tight-lipped' over delay in launch of football-themed fastfood 1
pinxit 4 years

CrouchPotato ® with 'Hot Spanish dip-in' sauce. More soon...

John Terry regains Captain's armband after promise to 'tie a knot in it' 1
pinxit 4 years

Swine spotted flapping wings at 20,000 feet...

Dypslexic vegetarians slam local's as being prejudice after organising Carnival. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Naomi Campbell hotly tipped to win Crufts 2011 2
Scroat 4 years

Well, I mean...

Reservations about new autism test from Director of the British Medical Council 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

Peter Hosgarth, Director of the BMA has some concerns about the new autism tests. "Well, honestly, I don't think sticking someone into a room full of naked strangers who are all banging cymbals meets...

Teenage prostitute dumped by pimp for sleeping with Peter Crouch 3
JayGee 4 years
Ad Feature: Get that 'just back from holiday' look with new L'Oreal SunBurn! 4
jp1885 4 years

Want that sophisticated aura of the Brit abroad but don't fancy that greasy foreign food?, Want that healthy all-over needling tingle but are put off by the exchange rate?, Want look like you've...

Scientists develop autism test but can't understand why you'd be interested in 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Peter Crouch ecstatic with his double dip recovery 0
simonjmr 4 years
Founded of the ODEAN Cinema Group Dies 2
Charlie 4 years

Sir George Randell who founded of the ODEAN Cinema Group has died. His funeral will be held on Tuesday at 2:20, 4:40 and 8:30...

Stallone suffers stroke during filming of The Expendables 2
jp1885 4 years, More soon...

In bid to boost sales KFC axe buckets and introduce 'WheelieBins'o'Chickin' 0
pinxit 4 years

Pawlickin' good!...

Jeremy Kyle interrupts Mamma Mia to conduct DNA test 7
Oxbridge 4 years

There was pandemonium at London's Prince of Wales theatre last night as talk show host Jeremy Kyle invaded the stage to determine which of three men who had slept with an airheaded singer in the late...

Pork butchers forecast "choppy recovery" 10
virtuallywill 4 years

charcutier later...

Argos, launches new honesty policy 'Argos is sh*t but you keep coming back..' 5
Sharpehunter 4 years
Political correctness goes mad as Stephen Hawkings to appear in Beeb's Strictly 0
Basil_B 4 years

Controvesy once again embroils the BBC as the organisation is accused of blatant political correctness by allowing the appearance of Professor Stephen Hawkings in the next series of Strictly Come...

US Troops in Afghanistan launch new offensive 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

US Troops have today launched what many describe as an extreme form of chemical and biological warfare today. The War Department say that the month of Ramadan is an ideal time to take advantage and...

Electrocuted Saudi man, beheaded for smelling like grilled bacon.. 1
Sharpehunter 4 years
Deal or no deal contestant disqualified for not showing enough OTT emotion. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Teenage Hooker says "69 impossible with Crouchy, even in stilts..." 0
Sharpehunter 4 years
Police condemn latest wave of 'do it yourself riots' 1
Barrel o Biscuits 4 years

Police and paramedics were called to a house in Strathbone Close, Lincoln this evening after a serious scrimmage broke out between a number of competing TV production companies. The trouble began as...

New superbug will reduce NHS running costs. 3
Griffin 4 years
'Giant weetabix' will mop up Pakistan's flood waters and provide nourishment 0
dicky37 4 years

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