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Meaning of literacy non-words discovered in secret school phone tap

Stop press.. literacy test non-words turn out to be real after all in educational circles - as secret transcript below shows. Head in full flow to staff meeting: "The gax is coming! The dar that...

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trish marsh 22.02.11 8:22pm
trish marsh
Meaning of literacy non-words discovered in secret school phone tap 0
trish marsh 22.02.11 8:20pm
trish marsh
Study finds verbally abusing your computer makes the internet faster 0
Dumbnews 22.02.11 7:52pm
Dumbnews
Channel 5 Gadget Show cameraman sacked after picture of presenter focused

Desperate Lee Zany, the middle to retirement aged presenter of Channel 5's The Gadget Show, blew a fuse last night after a cameraman failed to keep up 60 minutes of shakey camera images., Cameraman...

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ronseal 23.02.11 9:39am
Census to revert to Biblical formula...

Speaking on behalf of the Office of National Statistics, Director Glen Watson revealed that the 2011 census will revert to the tried and tested Biblical format. “Everyone will be required to return...

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Doylem 22.02.11 7:12pm
Doylem
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[Wasn't happy with my post.]...

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malgor 22.02.11 6:00pm
malgor
Do it right, with Classic English Brogues

In Arab culture it's considered rude even to display the sole of one's shoe to a fellow human being. Certainly, crossing one's legs ankle-on-knee style should never be done in a public place for...

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22.02.11 5:36pm
James Bond to overthrow Gaddafi in Hollywood remake 0
Dumbnews 22.02.11 5:34pm
Dumbnews
Col Gadaffi uses Sandpeople disguise to avoid uprising

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-12544624...

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simonjmr 22.02.11 4:55pm
simonjmr
Petrol sign tampered by joker

The 24-hour Tesco garage in Fleetsbridge, Poole, Dorset, was targeted on Sunday morning. A prankster changed the sign to read 125.9 a litre. No, hang on...

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beau-jolly 22.02.11 8:12pm
beau-jolly
Wild jubilation as England actually beat Dutch amateurs at cricket 0
Oxbridge 22.02.11 4:39pm
Oxbridge
Call for Bruce Forsyth to be Mr. Saturday Knight 0
beau-jolly 22.02.11 4:34pm
beau-jolly
'The lost Enid Blyton' book unveiled as Dan Brown's best yet. 0
charlies_hat 22.02.11 4:32pm
charlies_hat
Nurses blamed for high blood pressure

Patients suspected of having high blood pressure will get another check at home because of fears that nurses in stocking and tight, crisp, white uniforms may be leading to too many people being...

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beau-jolly 23.02.11 1:57pm
Oxbridge
Possessive cow spotted in mine field. 8
Zadok the second 24.02.11 1:01pm
malgor
Jim Bowen unlikely to reach 101 or more. 1
charlies_hat 22.02.11 4:36pm
beau-jolly
Jim Bowen recovering after two mild jokes

Comedian and former BBC Radio Lancashire presenter Jim Bowen came over "a bit funny" at his home in Melling over the weekend and is being treated at the Royal Lancaster Infirmary., The 73-year-old...

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beau-jolly 22.02.11 4:48pm
Velodrome to be converted into a football stafium.

Lord Coe issues an appeal for this to be postponed until after the 2012 games...

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Tammy Flugh 22.02.11 3:33pm
Tammy Flugh
"Poor financial regulation in UK 'fuelled financial crisis'"...

In other stunning revelations, it has been reported that members of the species ursus arctos horribilis sometimes defecate in temperate forests...

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be reasonable 22.02.11 3:44pm
beau-jolly
Hospital crisis; “Circumcision cut back to the bone” 8
beau-jolly 22.02.11 4:24pm
charlies_hat
Egypt still struggling to disperse remaining foreign news reporters from Cairo. 1
flossie mcjava 22.02.11 3:32pm
Golgo13
In bid to gain more support, Big Society's Little Society is launched tonight. 4
flossie mcjava 23.02.11 9:33am
Oxbridge
Ailing Steve Jobs fears his creation of the worlds largest slave labour market

will go unrecogonized...

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22.02.11 2:16pm
Fleming's left hand rule 'still inspiring us', say rappers. 2
Zadok the second 22.02.11 8:07pm
bonjonelson
Col. Gadaffi says contrary to nervous reporters he has not fed labia, they are

just paying lip service...

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23.02.11 12:54am
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan...

A stately veladrome permit:, Where Coe, the lorded runner, ran, Through budgets measureless to man, Down to a bottomless pit...

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beau-jolly 22.02.11 1:49pm
beau-jolly
Census to be carried out by pharmacists

The Government will recruit pharmacy staff to carry out the 2011 UK-wide census, the Office for National Statistics confirmed yesterday. “Chemists are the only professionals who undergo training...

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Zadok the second 22.02.11 4:17pm
beau-jolly
No hunting: Except for cyclists. 0
simonjmr 22.02.11 1:43pm
simonjmr
President Obama backs Lord Grade's call for Brucie's Knighthood

http://www.fretbase.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/obama-springsteen.jpg...

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virtuallywill 22.02.11 1:19pm
virtuallywill
Gadaffi Denies TV speech made from New York

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/25/article-0-068FDA1B000005DC-353_468x526.jpg...

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virtuallywill 22.02.11 3:41pm
riesler