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TV contest fails to name winner in time 0
antharrison 4 years

There was embarrassment at BBC TV headquarters today when the winner of a cooking show was failed to be announced before the programme ended. BBC's Mark Thompson explained that "The judges like to...

Brown's spin doctors worried as Nick Griffin to appear on next TV leaders debate 0
Basil_B 4 years

The controversy of the inclusion of the BNP Leader is small compared to the concern Gordon Brown's advisors have on him not making a major political gaff by getting his Nick's mixed up by saying 'I...

Traveller finally boards plane home after pretending to be an illegal immigrant. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Nick Griffin to convert to Islam 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Huge Greek loan package arrives 4
virtuallywill 4 years

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Study shows that people who rely on bolts to make personal plates are T1.1.1ATS 0
Rorschach 4 years

Yes, even more than people who don't...

Discovery of unpublished manuscript reveals Beatrix Potter's darker side. 4
AdrianJ 4 years

The recent discovery of a manuscript, which had lain buried for over a century in the archives of publishers, Frederick Warne and Co, has forced the literary world to re-evaluate the life and works...

Beeb announce third debate will be: "the swimwear round" 6
AdrianJ 4 years
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MightyBlair 4 years
Hung parliament would limit the number of tossers in the cabinet. 0
andhrimnir 4 years

Researchers at the University of Lancaster suggest that a hung parliament would have the least number of tossers in cabinet. Their research suggests that a completely new government starts out...

Labour pledge to ban the turtle head 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'It's all very well David going on about freedom in the Big Society', said Gordon Brown, 'but the half-passed stool wastes more man-hours a week than almost any other factor and increases the laundry...

Conservative pledge to return control of bodily functions to the people 2
roybland 4 years

The Conservatives will give people a greater say in dealing with their own bodily functions, David Cameron told an election press conference this morning. 'I think people will agree with me,' Mr...

Controversial Andrex ad depicts man wiping arse with puppy. 1
MightyBlair 4 years

'Andrex: when you know it isn't a clean break'...

Paxman unveils true scale of Tory social party cutbacks 2
antharrison 4 years

In a gripping interview with Tory leader David Cameron, the BBC's Jeremy Paxman has forced the aspiring prime minister to reveal that the party's social event cutbacks will include the removal of...

Straw opposes wider voting reform by stating ' those booths are wide for anyone 0
Basil_B 4 years

to get in'...

Flooring company charged with "Supplying a classy rug" 0
antharrison 4 years
DFS sold to private equity firm with zero deposit & nothing to pay until 2012. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Hypnophobiacs vow to vote UKIP 0
antharrison 4 years
Clowns to strike after government decision to make custard pies a class B drug. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Prince Philip injures ankle seeing off more "slitty-eyed bastards" 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

They turned out to be goats...

BMW speed limit exemption made official 2
Rorschach 4 years

BMW drivers were jubilant today after the Department for Transport finally capitulated to their demands to be able to exceed the standard road speed limits. The UK branch of the BMW Owners Club...

Clegg rubbishes ‘unrealistic policy’ jibes. 0
MightyBlair 4 years

The Liberal Democrats faced stern examination today after Nick Clegg announced a series of new policies whilst campaigning in Newcastle. Clegg promised voters at Newcastle Airport that he would make...

Court of Human Rights rules a pilot with suicidal tendencies can continue to fly 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

After a long and costly legal debate, the EU Court of Human Rights has ruled that Malcolm Simkins, 42 from Epping, can continue as a commercial pilot despite medical reports describing him as...

Book reading Brummy bus driver dismissed and gets top job in Brum Freak Show 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

A Brummy bus driver who can read!...

Bill Clinton laments declining morals of clergy, politicians and sportsmen 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Many mistake "Clash of the Titians" Documentary for another film 0
virtuallywill 4 years

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Previously unseen footage of Queen's conception "may not be released" say Palace 0
AdrianJ 4 years
Speculation as to abilities of Prime Minister candidates after 2nd debate 0
virtuallywill 4 years

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Croydon mother resents giraffe as daughter's choice of partner 2
PluckyMunky 4 years

'It's not that I'm animalist', said Myra Barton, of South Addington, 'but we just don't have the headroom.' 'Why can't Shirelle be like everyone else and choose another person or a small goat?'...

UK economic growth halted by methadrone ban. 0
MightyBlair 4 years

Remaining supplies at a premium in Canary wharf...