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Nadal fit to continue. Murray semi-final exit confirmed. 1
Christopher Frost 28.06.11 7:14pm
Golgo13
15 hours in a Glastonbury toilet would kill most people admits Eavis 0
Midfield Diamond 28.06.11 5:33pm
Midfield Diamond
Demand grows for footballer Craig Thomson to live on benefits 0
Christopher Frost 28.06.11 5:25pm
Christopher Frost
Police dogs found dead in car ‘probably committed suicide’ say police 3
Duncan Biscuit 28.06.11 5:20pm
rikkor
Ancient manuscript proves King Cunt probably was.

A recently discovered copy of the Anglo Saxon Winchester Chronicle is shedding light on the life of a long forgotten Viking chieftan, King Cunt. The early 10th century warlord was methodically...

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wallster 28.06.11 5:19pm
rikkor
Cameron plans sympathy strike 0
Christopher Frost 28.06.11 5:03pm
Christopher Frost
Anyone want to develop this idea ?

Today, David Willetts sets out a White Paper on HE reform. So, maybe some Independent MP should set out a White Paper on Electoral reform, creating better competition, value for voters, parties...

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Sinnick 28.06.11 4:59pm
saltire
BT customers learn of Newzbin's existence 0
Christopher Frost 28.06.11 4:58pm
Christopher Frost
800 pound gorilla told to go on a diet

I am guessing this has been done before....

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Dumbnews 28.06.11 4:48pm
Dumbnews
Double-decker buses demand apology for 'vile' comparison with deadly meteorite

London buses expressed outrage today, after being compared with a deadly meteorite. Meteor 2011MD only narrowly missed colliding with the Earth, and was described as 'bus-sized' in many newspapers....

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28.06.11 4:24pm
Arrest fears cause Gaddafi to rethink holiday on Isle of Wight

Colonel Muammar Gaddafi, entrenched Libyan leader and fan of cream teas and fossil shops, has cancelled this year's holiday in Ventnor. The International Criminal Court issued an arrest warrant for...

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28.06.11 4:18pm
Beer company executive discovers huge untapped market in the middle east 0
Dumbnews 28.06.11 4:14pm
Dumbnews
Local Dispute Over Amount of Cigarettes Smoked Within Hourly Timespan

ATHENS, GREECE - Controversy was sparked in a small, inconspicuous,, run-of-the-mill cafeteria near the Greek Parliament building in, Athens, when a local resident otherwise enjoying his afternoon...

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Dick Justice 28.06.11 1:29pm
Ostsee
Insurance hikes blamed on Max Mosley's whiplash claims 0
greg various 28.06.11 12:58pm
greg various
Play delayed as fault with centre court roof switches on automated sprinkler 0
Basil_B 28.06.11 12:29pm
Basil_B
Kids at Glastonbury allowed to bounce up and down on Beyonce castle. 3
Ludicity 28.06.11 12:12pm
Mr Payne
Pyromaniacs Celebrate Supermarket Petrol Price War

Pyromaniacs all over Britain are celebrating as the big four supermarkets stepped up the petrol price war. “At anything up to £1.35 a litre, the cost of torching something as simple as a garden...

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Flatcap 28.06.11 12:11pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Dads rush to join glam mum school run

The number of dads walking their children to St Francis Xavier's RC Primary School in Hertford has rocketed since 'glam mum' Georgina 'goer' Lusted (22) joined the daily school run. 'Actually, no,'...

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roybland 28.06.11 11:50am
roybland
eating green wrapped Quality Street does NOT count as part of your 5-a-day

warn nutritionists...

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Leeboy007 28.06.11 11:47am
Leeboy007
edam cheese really will be made backwards

decades old schoolboy joke to become true, say Dutch cheese board...

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Leeboy007 28.06.11 11:31am
Leeboy007
Craig Thompson requests transfer from Hearts to Glasgow Girls FC

Heart of Midlothian FC will look to cash in on their recently suspended player by offloading him to the top U15's team in West Scotland. "it's a dream move for me, I'm hoping for a holding midfield...

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grottymonty 28.06.11 11:28am
grottymonty
oranges ARE the only fruit, scientists discover

more soon....

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Leeboy007 28.06.11 11:24am
Leeboy007
drinking hot tea does NOT cool you down

as everybody in the world knows. Except Johnny Ball...

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Leeboy007 28.06.11 11:18am
Leeboy007
Rare original of Andy Murray being 'British' gag valued at £7k by Southebys

Many more soon...

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Skylarking 28.06.11 11:16am
Skylarking
Radioactive urine makes pissing in the dark great fun, say Japanese 0
Ostsee 28.06.11 10:11am
Ostsee
Dyslexic farmer haunted by dead goat 0
FraserWords 28.06.11 9:06am
FraserWords
Kerry Katona enters race for US Presidency

Kerry Katona has entered the race for the US Presidency., The star told a convention in New Hampshire last night: “Announcing my candidacy here is as much a surprise to me as it is to you - I...

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FraserWords 28.06.11 9:05am
FraserWords
Gove warns teachers "It's your own time you're wasting...." 3
charlies_hat 28.06.11 9:01am
Oxbridge
Flawed Amstrad smartphone 'drops Apps every week'

Lord Sugar, curmudgeonly entrepreneur and star of The Apprentice, has leapt to the defence of his company's new smartphone. The Amstrad 'Oi!' Phone, available exclusively from an oiBarrow in East...

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28.06.11 9:00am
Confusion for satirists after Andy Murray reveals Welsh ancestry 3
jp1885 28.06.11 8:59am
Oxbridge