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National Trust tea-rooms continue search for rare Kiplings 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Rare Kipling ‘The Jungle Cook’ probably a forgery 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
BA/Iberia merger "unexpected". BA quoted as saying "I ain't 0
QorbeQ 4 years

gettin' on no plane, foo"...

2012 Olympics 'an Imperial mess'. 0
MightyBlair 4 years

Preparations for the 2012 Olympics in London have been thrown into disarray today when it emerged that imperial measurements have been used for all aspects of planning and construction, including the...

Fat men won't see election. 0
andhrimnir 4 years

The three main parties have each been found to be operating a "no fat blokes" policy for the election campaign. The revelations come after the leaking of a Tory central office document...

Sheep to go on strike over demands for ‘proper’ plural. Fish balloting members. 1
Rorschach 4 years
Clegg delighted with third spot 1
edward hack 4 years

The Lib/Dems were celebrating victory last night after leader Nick Clegg beat off strong opposition to come third in a 'Nick Clegg Look-Alike' competition., Party activists were jubilant with...

Government swaps "first past the post" for "first past Simon Cowell" election 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Recognising the waning interest of politics within the 18-26 year age group the three party leaders have opted to go for a voting system more in keeping with a Saturday night in. Each party leader...

Party Leaders cause Today programme to end in fiasco 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

With the introductions over, Gordon Brown thanked his host with a cheery "its so relevant that Labour is here as we are the Today Party" only to be interrupted by David Cameron waving sheets of paper...

Moon landing speech never happened 0
Basil_B 4 years

Files that have until now not been available for public viewing detailing the first moon landing in July 1969 have revealed that Neil Armstrong's famous quote on stepping onto the moon's surface for...

Capello upholds WAGs ban after Terry planned on taking both 0
simonjmr 4 years
Exclusive: The Queen is dead – A royal cover-up 0
Rorschach 4 years

With deep sadness in our heart, we regret to inform you that our much beloved monarch, Queen Elizabeth II, has died. Distressing as this may be to some of us, there is the fear that the news of this...

Venus de Milo wants to go home. Elgin Marbles still thinking about it.. 0
Ostsee 4 years
Egypt claim "Antiquities Roadshow" is disrespectful 0
simonjmr 4 years
Dog to pick up owner's shit for a change 0
Genghis Cohen 4 years
Berners-Lee 'delighted' by passing of Digital Economy Bill 2
red 4 years

Have you ever said "Mandelson" three times in front of a mirror? You'll stop yourself at two. It's a rubbish piece of legislation that has been rushed through without due care and attention. I very...

Sudan's election boycott disastrous for Liberal's says Nick Clegg 0
simonjmr 4 years
Public call for 'Efficiency Savings' in media election coverage 0
Ludicity 4 years

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Apple users "a touch disappointed" with iAd "feature" 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Apple have showcased the latest version of the operating system behind the iPhone, including heavy promotion of an intra-application advertising "feature" called iAd. "To be honest, I don't see the...

Hoary old chesnut charged with prostitution 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Crackerjack commemorative pottery ruined after Glaze fell off 1
simonjmr 4 years
Brian Sewell on porn 4
jasonh 4 years

Although art is inviolable, in this worthy outing for Ring Donut Productions the same cannot be said of the rear entrances of the almost preposterously well-endowed nubiles who are the background to...

Dismay as Hello! case judge says showing of Jude Law films not affected by ban 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
New app stuns crew as Enterprise finally gets the next generation iCommunicator. 0
Stan Laurel 4 years

After waiting for “what seemed like centuries”, Starfleet’s flagship [i]USS Enterprise[/i] has finally taken delivery of new state of the art i-Communicators. In a special communiqué,...

Tiger confident of ending on top of Augusta 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Shopping Centres and Motorway services to be hardest hit by AA strike 1
simonjmr 4 years

"The absence of customer recruitment stands will result in an influx of evangelical preachers on our streets, shopping precincts and motorway service stations." said a Union rep. More soon...

Tiger happy to end the day with someone else on top 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Couples on top not unfamiliar to Tiger Woods 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Tories unveil £12 billion tax saving plan for Lord Ashworth 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Yet another McClaren recall 1
antharrison 4 years