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Simpson Speaks from Secret Bunker

"They say I'm finished. I'm not finished," spat a defiant John Simpson from the underground fastness of his secret HQ today as the forces of the Young Correspondents Coalition inched ever closer...

Drylaw 23.08.11 3:02pm
Kate Winslet to play Kate Winslet in the movie "Saving Mother Branson"

An "Expoiltation Films" production in association with "Cashing-In Prodcutions" and Virgin Media...

Ian Searle 23.08.11 3:01pm
Chalmers is just Clegg in a wig, make up and a dress claims gutted McPartlin. 0
spoole2112 23.08.11 2:55pm
Olympic Fever replaces Wembley Complex as cockney sports lovers' sickie excuse

More to follow...

spoole2112 23.08.11 2:22pm
Arkansas woman sues surgeon after husbands penis is reattached

An Arkansas woman has become the first person to sue a surgeon following an entirely successful surgical procedure. The operation resulted in her husband's manhood being reattached in full working...

spoole2112 23.08.11 1:40pm
Radio 4 pospone airing of Richard Branson's Desert Island Risks 0
spoole2112 23.08.11 1:14pm
Kate Winslet risks life to drag career from flames 0
Nick McCarr 23.08.11 12:26pm
Nick McCarr
Downtown Tripoli drag scene welcomes highly unconvincing newcomer

Reports that Mummar Gaddafi has disappeared entirely off the radar have somewhat bizarrely coincided with sightings of a rather unkempt newcomer to the drag scene in downtown Tripoli. The act, who...

Gary Stanton 23.08.11 12:08pm
Gary Stanton
Kate Winslet admits real rescuer was a stunt double, her face was added in edit. 0
Ian Searle 23.08.11 12:04pm
Ian Searle
After Triopli success Libyan Rebels set their sights on "The Halls of Montezuma" 0
Ian Searle 23.08.11 11:28am
Ian Searle
Darth Vader takes tour of the Death Star in spite of rebel forces gains

Should really be Luke Skywalker but hey!...

Ian Searle 23.08.11 11:21am
Ian Searle
The Flashing Blade must sign the sex offenders list 2
simonjmr 23.08.11 11:19am
Ian Searle
Michael Sheen to star as Andy Serkis in Michael Sheen biopic.

The BBC has announced today that supreme character actor Michael Sheen is to play Andy Serkis in a new film about the life and career of Michael Sheen. Serkis was unavailable to play himself in the...

wallster 23.08.11 11:12am
Scientists: "Norfolk inbreeding diversity not affected by The Lynx effect "

thackaray 23.08.11 10:31am
Pfizer launches new "Junior Methadone" to replace "Junior Aspirin"

"Junior aspirin" a low-dose aspirin table designed to make children think they were taking the same adult drugs, as enjoyed by their parents in the 1960s, 70s and early to mid 80s, was banned...

antharrison 23.08.11 9:35am
Gadaffi safe, as rebels can't pronounce Bab Al-Aziziyah to ask for directions. 0
MADJEZ 23.08.11 9:34am
Rooneys thin hair after transplant blamed on wrongly prescribed obesity tablets 0
Basil_B 23.08.11 9:25am
Cameron becomes Britain's first airmiles millionaire. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 23.08.11 9:18am
Megalomaniac ousted from burning compound: whereabouts of Branson uncertain 0
Stan 23.08.11 9:01am
BBC programme scheduling launches BBC1 + 1 year

The height of Saturday TV for 2007 (insert current year here) Doctor Who, then Strictly Come Dancing and Casualty Only rivalled by "ITV + 1 year" Big Saturday Night In, X-Factor...

brownpaperreporter 23.08.11 8:52am
Solanki and Mawhinney
IRA send Gaddafi their support with a Happy Ramadan card 0
yussle 23.08.11 8:29am
Media celebrates end of Gadaffi with 24 hour coverage.... Oh he's still there.

More half cocked celebrations soon...

MADJEZ 23.08.11 8:16am
Gaddafi ducks. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 23.08.11 8:14am
Iron Man movie success paves way for Toaster and Kettle Man films

[More from the kitchen soon]...

dicky37 23.08.11 8:12am
EU ruling states that “Cabbage” no longer the standard for vegetative state

“While a brain can be pea-like, as you English say” European Commission health expert M. Truffaud says that the mental state of “Vegetable” can no longer be broad-brushed with the label of...

brownpaperreporter 23.08.11 7:58am
Nectar points to count towards final score, say UCAS. 0
the coarse whisperer 23.08.11 7:01am
the coarse whisperer
Student receives points deduction from UCAS after going into administration.

Basingstoke sixth-former Jake Andrews admitted he was ‘gutted’ today after receiving a 200 point deduction from higher education admittance agency UCAS for becoming financially insolvent. This...

Corrigan 23.08.11 12:51am
Royal Society for Ornithology to change name of sea gulls to sea bastards

In light of the increasing threat that sea gulls are currently posing for tourists in coastal towns around Britain by attacking them for food the Royal Society for Ornithology have agreed to rename...

Basil_B 22.08.11 11:40pm
New iPhone app calculates calories from the pictures of your food 2
Dumbnews 22.08.11 11:31pm
Actress sacked from Vagina Monologues for talking out of her arse.

Grabs tin hat, dives under the table...

wallster 22.08.11 10:39pm