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North Korea to plant giant Leylandii across 38th Parallel 6
Ludicity 4 years

In a move set to worsen diplomatic tensions, North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has announced plans to plant a giant fast growing Leylandii bush across the 38th parallel, the line that divides North and...

Manufacturers to release 'normal, average sized' condom for caucasian market 2
QorbeQ 4 years
Crocodiles spread by surfing on sea currents and attaching themselves to jumpers 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Tesco boss to retire having collected enough Clubcard points for a pension 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Simon Cowell to head search for Britain’s favourite spending cuts 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Times' Style Guide Suggests Writers Avoid Clichés Like the Plague 5
Doctor Moptop 4 years
Daily Mail spearheads campaign to legalise urban fox-hunting 2
Scroat 4 years

More outrage soon...

Mexican police still unable to put a coal face to bodies found in mine 0
edward hack 4 years

Keep digging...

Live from Whitehaven 0
edward hack 4 years

Unarmed cops asked why they didn't try to stop gun totting crazed psychopathic killer shooting innocent people dead when he was rampaging through village with shotgun...

Fox attack: cull needed say experts 1
Dun Dunkin 4 years

A massive cull of media commentators is needed say experts. The yapparazzi whose kneejerk comments on anything and everything even though they have no skill or knowledge are responsible for spreading...

Seagull scrubbed for over ten hours to remove oil turns out to be a crow 10
edward hack 4 years

Glug, glug, glug...

BP Blame Oil Spill On A Poor Mountaineer A-shootin' At Some Food 0
Svendo 4 years

Jed Clampett, A poor mountaineer, has been the latest target of BP bosses who claimed it was his reckless "shootin for some food" that caused what can only be described as a slick of "bubblin" crude....

Dr Fox faked qualifications say BMA. more soon 1
Mrblacker 4 years
Experts probe missing 'b' in Babacombe.more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Thieves take advice and Rob McElwee. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Giant Hobnob could be used to soak up leaking Texas Tea. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Isle of Wight to be Cut in Spending Revue 2
Quaz 4 years

Under pressure to find billions in savings in the upcoming spending revue, the UKs Con-Dem government is considering closing the Isle of Wight for the foreseeable future. “We have to look at where...

US media reports awareness of World Cup dangerously low 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Viewers confused by unexplained cancellation of Basil Brush Show repeats 2
rickwestwell 4 years
Tracey Connelly's appeal depends on police finding sadistic fox. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Kenneth Williams and Deirdre Barlow duet tipped to be Christmas No1. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Terrorist badgers agree to start culling Welsh dairy farmers. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Taxi Cab Federation Report Fare Jumping' At Record Low & Hefty Tips' On Increase 0
Ddigon o broblem 4 years

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MOD Plan Recruitment Drive With North West Cabbies For Helmand Province 0
Ddigon o broblem 4 years

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Sesame Street's Big Bird threatens class action lawsuit against BP 0
Dumbnews 4 years
David Furnish's literal nightmare. 3
Zadok the second 4 years

David Furnish, Elton John’s life partner has spoken out about his battle with Literals Disease. This debilitating illness has robbed Furnish of the ability to perceive metaphor and idiom, leaving...

Need a Workout? 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Babacombe - great for a workout...

Palace announce Senokot as official sponsor of the Queens 60 years on the throne 3
andhrimnir 4 years
Ulrika Johnson formally identifies York gladiator remains 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Landed gentry back at sea 2
PluckyMunky 4 years