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Brown to ‘up tempo’ of election to 120bpm 0
fernandomando 4 years

Following the disastrous leadership debates, the Labour Party has today announced its plan to up the tempo of Gordon Brown’s election campaign to ‘120 bpm’. Lord Mandelson told reporters, ‘So...

Vatican anger as 'morning after Pope' goes on sale in UK chemists 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Arrests at brewery pissup after organiser fails to complete licensing paperwork. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
School curriculum modernised with addition of 'ineffective parenting' module. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Tesco’s stoned dates ‘were talking gibberish’ claims late-night shopper. 5
malgor 4 years
Crowds amazed at Clash of the Titans Premier (3D) 0
MightyBlair 4 years

Using special light-tricking machines, the cast of the latest candidate for the this years 'worst reason for not going to sleep' award appeared in full '3D', with the exception of Liam Neeson, who...

Brown turns to Drum n Bass in bid to "up tempo" election 0
thackaray 4 years
Police issue stern warning to beware political canvassers bearing gits. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
IMF force Greece to sell off history: 1
whickerman 4 years

Due to its huge debts and having few worthwhile assets Greece has begun to auction off it’s history., Saudi Arabia is now to be known as the world’s first democracy. Lichtenstein has purchased...

Greeks arive home bearing gifts 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Independent candidate, Anna Purna, has a mountain to climb 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Jehovah witnesses report record door step discussions with the public. 2
Basil_B 4 years

This comes as a result of party candidate's door to door canvassing for the upcoming election which has seen most people prepared to speak to anyone rather than listen to any potential politician...

Labour campaign suffers setback, as Brown’s Smile Coach resigns 1
AdrianJ 4 years
TV contest fails to name winner in time 0
antharrison 4 years

There was embarrassment at BBC TV headquarters today when the winner of a cooking show was failed to be announced before the programme ended. BBC's Mark Thompson explained that "The judges like to...

Brown's spin doctors worried as Nick Griffin to appear on next TV leaders debate 0
Basil_B 4 years

The controversy of the inclusion of the BNP Leader is small compared to the concern Gordon Brown's advisors have on him not making a major political gaff by getting his Nick's mixed up by saying 'I...

Traveller finally boards plane home after pretending to be an illegal immigrant. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Nick Griffin to convert to Islam 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Huge Greek loan package arrives 4
virtuallywill 4 years

Study shows that people who rely on bolts to make personal plates are T1.1.1ATS 0
Rorschach 4 years

Yes, even more than people who don't...

Discovery of unpublished manuscript reveals Beatrix Potter's darker side. 4
AdrianJ 4 years

The recent discovery of a manuscript, which had lain buried for over a century in the archives of publishers, Frederick Warne and Co, has forced the literary world to re-evaluate the life and works...

Beeb announce third debate will be: "the swimwear round" 6
AdrianJ 4 years
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MightyBlair 4 years
Hung parliament would limit the number of tossers in the cabinet. 0
andhrimnir 4 years

Researchers at the University of Lancaster suggest that a hung parliament would have the least number of tossers in cabinet. Their research suggests that a completely new government starts out...

Labour pledge to ban the turtle head 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'It's all very well David going on about freedom in the Big Society', said Gordon Brown, 'but the half-passed stool wastes more man-hours a week than almost any other factor and increases the laundry...

Conservative pledge to return control of bodily functions to the people 2
roybland 4 years

The Conservatives will give people a greater say in dealing with their own bodily functions, David Cameron told an election press conference this morning. 'I think people will agree with me,' Mr...

Controversial Andrex ad depicts man wiping arse with puppy. 1
MightyBlair 4 years

'Andrex: when you know it isn't a clean break'...

Paxman unveils true scale of Tory social party cutbacks 2
antharrison 4 years

In a gripping interview with Tory leader David Cameron, the BBC's Jeremy Paxman has forced the aspiring prime minister to reveal that the party's social event cutbacks will include the removal of...

Straw opposes wider voting reform by stating ' those booths are wide for anyone 0
Basil_B 4 years

to get in'...

Flooring company charged with "Supplying a classy rug" 0
antharrison 4 years
DFS sold to private equity firm with zero deposit & nothing to pay until 2012. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years