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German bishop accused over abuse says he was only obeying holy orders 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Sick people ‘costing the NHS millions’ says coalition 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Benitez offered exit deal but is really after creative midfielder 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
DSO for housewife who immediately replaces dirty towels with clean ones 0
jp1885 4 years
Teachers’ disciplinary body to be axed rather than battered with a dumb bell 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Journalist sacked after realistic assessment of World Cup chances 7
Mrblacker 4 years

A sports reporter's threatening to sue his former employers after being dismissed for writing an honest and realistic assessment of England's chances in the World Cup. Brian Marshall's last copy for...

Cumbria woman devastated as news crew overlooks her again 0
ianslat 4 years

Cumbria resident Anthea Rodway is today being comforted by friends and family following her failure to be interviewed by a single local or national TV or radio station or newspaper after yesterday's...

New Pope-Mobile unveiled 0
edward hack 4 years

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Armed Israeli blockade of Gazza strip welcomed by Newcastle nightclub bouncers 0
QorbeQ 4 years

whilst coalition implements new law banning rehash of 'same-old-gag' every time Palestine vs Israel pops up. More soon...

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edward hack 4 years

Bootleg copies of the hugely popular television advert 'GoCompare' featuring the floating Opera singer are changing hands for colossal sums on the internet' say veteran eBay dealers, desperate to get...

Stroud woman, with tits caught in mangle, pleased with results 1
PluckyMunky 4 years

'They did need reshaping' says Stephanie Beecham, 48, of Holmesdale Avenue. 'It wasn't the method I would have chosen but I now have an amazing bust.'...

NHS ASBO man considers 'tempting offer' after threat of 5 years bed and board 0
QorbeQ 4 years
'Nearly a hundred detectives' sat twiddling thumbs in Cumbrian manhunt 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Irish aid ship expects FIFA to board vessel 0
afternoonslow 4 years

TAOISEACH BRIAN Cowen has called on FIFA to use “absolute restraint” in relation to the Irish aid ship MV “Thierry Henry Is A Wanker” which is en route to South Africa carrying fifty tons of...

Noel Edmonds at duck shoot : Teal or no teal 5
simonjmr 4 years

Eider way - More soon...

Children who eat 3 or 4 burglars a week likely to get asthma, new study suggests 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Taxi killer 'furious about Eurovision failure' 0
ED209 4 years
Teenager refuses to form band 0
Mrblacker 4 years

A 15 year old from Hereford has stunned his peers by refusing to form a band in his parent's garage. Damien McNulty who plays the guitar, told friends he'd rather concentrate of his studies so he...

International Day of Madness ''Great Success'' 0
SnailBiscuit 4 years

The annual international day of madness held in Moscow was a Great success claims Russan doctor. Dr Igozoominoff said that it was a real croud pleaser as expected. Almost 2,000 fans lined the streets...

VW targets the gay market with camper vans 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Council worker not interested in talking about weather 0
GregC 4 years

Clerical staff at Manchester City Council were left dumbstruck yesterday when one of their colleagues failed to enter into a conversation about the weather. Dave Hampton, a white male aged 29, has...

Russia launching 520-day Mars mission simulation in local prison 0
Dumbnews 4 years

A manned mission to Mars may be decades away, but an international team of convicts will try to experience what one might be like by locking themselves up in a windowless prison cell for a...

Last of The Summer Wine finale leaked 0
Mrblacker 4 years

An internal BBC investigation is underway tonight, after details of the final episode of the Last of the Summer Wine were largely ignored by internet forums. The last episode will see the show's...

Police on high alert for unsuspecting resident on verge of a shooting rampage 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Churchill turd makes £1m at auction 4
edward hack 4 years

A large turd, thought to have been left behind in a lavatory at the War Office by Sir Winston Churchill when he was wartime leader, fetched a staggering £1m at auction in New York earlier today.,...

John Nettles spotted on holiday in Lake District 1
edward hack 4 years
Printing error forces country to change name to ENLGAND for World Cup Duration 0
Svendo 4 years

well until at least the 1/4 finals if we're lucky...

Man with long knob wins snooker championship, without cue. 2
PluckyMunky 4 years

Steve Harris wins the Viagra Cup...

Forestry Commision stumped as young trees ‘fearful about putting down roots’. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
Last of the Summer Wine goes off 0
PluckyMunky 4 years