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Pope Benedict XVI is 'ribbed for your pleasure', says Vatican 2
rickwestwell 4 years
Ireland forced to pawn Westlife 0
MC One R 4 years

"Desperate times call for desperate measures" said a spokesman. "But we'll get a few bob, and secretly we are planning to never get them back anyway. It's a win-win."...

Irish government calls for International Rescue loan 0
riesler 4 years

Latest on A380 engine problems... 0
riesler 4 years

drivers advised to avoid Torbay area or use the B3199...

Ed Miliband pledges 'profound' change 0
riesler 4 years, "That's the worst nappy so far"...

'If LIttle Girls Are Made of Sugar & Spice, How Come They Taste of Rubber?' 0
De-scribe 4 years

asks The Pope...

Glasgow outraged at "worse than Kabul" comparison 0
MC One R 4 years

A spokesman for Glasgow City Council said the NATO official quoted as saying Kabul was safer than Glasgow "has clearly never been to that ungovernable hellhole. There is simply no comparison between...

Going to hell in a Catholic condom... 2
Doylem 4 years

‘Hellfire’ condoms come in flame-red, imbued with the enticing scent of brimstone: constant reminders that recreational sex is both dirty and sinful...

Bill Clinton to work at Ohare airport on security patdown work 2
arrghgarry 4 years

cites years of experience and will work for free...

Sharon law is being to taught chavs as young as 6 0
arrghgarry 4 years

young chavs will be taught how to back chat ,swear ,nick fags and spot a pedo ...

New Sat-Nav replacement, "Flat-Nav", launched 3
bonjonelson 4 years

A pioneering British company has announced "Flat-Nav", a new device designed for navigation that is apparently 100% more energy efficient than traditional Sat-Nav as it does not require external...

Stephen Hawkin places three orders of Magnitude for christmas 0
Rowly 4 years

More in the new year...

Woman claims she saw face of Jesus Christ on condom 3
roybland 4 years
British Loan to Ireland is conditional on repatriation of all their boy bands. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Pope To Give Sainthood... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

to John Thomas...

After horrific murder of honeymoon bride Local police use C.S.I 1
arrghgarry 4 years

techniques and assume iti s Certain Stupid Indian did it...

Miracle as face of Jesus reveals a secret picture of a piece of toast 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
New evidence suggests Paul the World Cup Octopus died in Russian Roulette game 1
gaijintendo 4 years

Flogging a dead octohorse I suppose...

British Electronics company NewsBiscuit release Satire-Nav 6
bonjonelson 4 years

Lost in a complex maze of spam and arrghgarry submissions? Find your way through with Satire-Nav. Patent Pending...

New 3D films will require 3D Fake Noses and 3D Cigars 0
gaijintendo 4 years

To rip the piss out of cinema-goers even further...

“Web not just porn delivery system”, says teenager. “Believe me, there's more." 1
Doylem 4 years
Irish not sure whether they should pull out or bail out first 2
Nobby Holder 4 years

Farther jack...

World’s oldest joke found inside pyramid: “jackal, jackal, wavy line”... 7
Doylem 4 years
Met Office cold weather alert: “Geordies spotted wearing T-shirts”... 0
Doylem 4 years
Cannabis users celebrate a new date in the calendar, Hash Wednesday... 2
Doylem 4 years

Hash Wednesday differs from Hash Monday, Hash Tuesday, Hash Thursday, Hash Friday, Hash Saturday and Hash Sunday in that it occurs on a Wednesday...

Pope to issue condoms to all priests and choir boys 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

The pope has called on priests and choir boys to practise safe sex in order to prevent the spread of bad publicity...

New 4X4 sport-utility off-road shopping trolley claims first Waitrose casualty 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Dave Breith, designer of Britain's top selling 4X4 shopping trolley, has defended the use of these sports utility vehicles in Waitrose supermarkets. He was reacting to criticism that followed after...

Mr Kipling Research HQ gets windows smashed for harbouring 'pie dough file' 1
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Did you know ... 14
Sinnick 4 years

The word "Anglophile" means love of things English, but there is no equivalent for things Welsh...

Irish Government advised to check Ocean Finance deals before accepting EU Loans 0
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon, on Sky channel 888]...