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REM song misleading claims congenital analgesia patient

'My friends love singing this song,' explained Peter Philips, whilst sitting perfectly comfortably on an old Argos futon, 'it makes makes me feel so alone'...

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Screenie 13.05.11 11:41am
Screenie
Geriatric Nazi convicted of being no help to the U.S. Space Programme.

but let off with a caution...

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greg various 13.05.11 11:26am
greg various
USA acts on Syria with ‘the oppressive regime’s new clothes’

Amid mounting public criticism and accusations of double standards on their foreign policy the White House has announced details of a recent mission in Syria aimed at bringing down the current regime...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 13.05.11 11:17am
Screenie
Euro growth soars 'but only British know where to put it,' says bullish Cameron.

More in 15-20 minutes. Or maybe an hour. Actually, best make it two. Three times a month is ok, isn't it?...

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SingingHinny 13.05.11 11:09am
SingingHinny
Heather Mills gag

I see Heather Mills injured herself skiing and may out on the Paralympic games, I bet she's hopping mad...

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Joe Cronin 13.05.11 11:05am
Joe Cronin
Met police asked to use skills to look into Maddie case - Colin Stagg arrested. 0
BillyBitzer 13.05.11 10:58am
BillyBitzer
Kate middleton to be beheaded

"I simply didn't realise how fit her sister was", explained William...

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Screenie 13.05.11 10:56am
Screenie
Taggart axed after running out of people to kill. 3
Mrblacker 13.05.11 10:19am
Ostsee
Incomes to fall to 2005 levels. Falling 1 level would be bad enough but 2005 ! 1
Basil_B 13.05.11 10:13am
bonjonelson
"BAZUKA THAT VERRUCA BEFORE YOU IMPINGE ON HER MINGE"

Ad man sacked...

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Pinhead 13.05.11 9:09am
Basil_B
David Laws put on 'uphill gardening leave' over expenses irregularities. 1
MADJEZ 13.05.11 9:08am
Pinhead
Incomes May Fall to 1805 levels

Households in the UK may be facing the biggest drop in income for 200 years, a leading economic think tank has warned. Govt said 'We are all in it together unless you're not'...

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Dun Dunkin 13.05.11 8:53am
Dun Dunkin
Alistair Campbell 'misrepresentation' technique a failure, reports local man.

Mr. Bob Smith, of Peterborough, today admitted that the method of smattering an account with half-truths, dissembling and lies that worked so well for Alistair Campbell at the Chilcott enquiry...

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be reasonable 13.05.11 8:10am
Basil_B
ITV launches new legal reality show "I'm a Celebrity, Get me a Super Injunction"

. Story themes, New Gigs for shameless celebrities, Dildo, er...

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ronseal 13.05.11 7:45am
ronseal
Apple takes out super-injunction to help promote latest gadget

In a radical marketing move, Apple have taken out a super-injunction to prevent any details of their latest gadget from being discussed. "There is no better way of increasing the curiosity of our...

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13.05.11 7:28am
Golgo13
Angry drunken red headed female restrained from climbing Buck House gates

Metropolitan police reported an unusual incident tonight outside Buckingham Palace where officers were called out to deal with a disturbance caused by an intoxicated female described as a flame...

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Basil_B 13.05.11 7:09am
be reasonable
Lady Gaga shocker: exclusive photo reveals demonic origins

A paparazzi photograph released to the media yesterday shows an unsuspecting Lady Gaga summoning an audience of lesser demons in preparation for her next gig. Her horns are clearly visible in this...

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ResidentAlien 13.05.11 2:20am
ResidentAlien
Tiger Woods: most men satisfied with just one hole

he said after bowing after just 9 holes...

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Laughingstock 12.05.11 7:54pm
Laughingstock
Leading scientists travel to conference on giant metal-winged bird 0
antharrison 12.05.11 7:40pm
antharrison
Tiger Woods a reformed character: has refused last 9 holes 0
12.05.11 7:07pm
Voting reform shocker: beggars to choose 1
ResidentAlien 12.05.11 5:45pm
ResidentAlien
Princess Kate accused of copying a Belgian...

by capitulating to a German, presumably...

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be reasonable 12.05.11 5:40pm
be reasonable
Spanish earthquake rescuers find Manuel and unharmed under rubble

Hmm, not sure if it's too subtle or just doesn't work, but, you know, fuck it...

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Qoxiivi 12.05.11 5:22pm
rikkor
45 Prescott phone messages hacked - no-one any the wiser 0
12.05.11 4:36pm
Videos reveal vain, reclusive leader - inside Gordon Brown's Lair

Exclusive videos offered a revealing insight into the life of one the world's most secretive leaders today. Wrapped in a tartan travel rug, flicking through old video images of himself, Gordon Brown...

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12.05.11 4:33pm
Surviving Beatles claim copyright as Lennon hit by fan and sent bullets. 0
MADJEZ 12.05.11 3:59pm
MADJEZ
Scottish worried about recent rise in sectarian violence against Gingers.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQXPptH6bFr_lL95gBC8zUpZvIezgXDeg8LqF2ufe0zzc69QBmy More soon...

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MADJEZ 12.05.11 3:56pm
MADJEZ
Mourinho accuses Lorca residents of diving 0
Screenie 12.05.11 3:30pm
Screenie
'We're not prepared to be paid peanuts anymore' as Union of Monkeys call strike 0
Basil_B 12.05.11 3:23pm
Basil_B
CEO of Christianity to sue Virgin for intellectual property theft

Depending on the outcome of this landmark test case, lawsuits could follow against Apple, Shell, Orange and Compare the Meerkat.com among others...

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Mr Payne 12.05.11 3:09pm
Mr Payne