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Iamthestig 18.07.11 9:18am
Iamthestig
Darren Clarke says receiving "In the hole!" text from Tiger Woods was disturbing 0
Iamthestig 18.07.11 8:39am
Iamthestig
Entire Population of World Resign And Are Then Arrested, Over Hacking Scandal

There is no more soon...

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mugwump 18.07.11 8:38am
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Retracted for legal reasons. 1
wallster 18.07.11 8:22am
saltire
Month 1
Al OPecia 18.07.11 8:09am
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Ed Miliband to speak out against Union stooges who shaft their brother

Following his successful posturing over hacking, Ed Miliband hopes to extend his brand with an attack on men who shaft members of their own family. Miliband will call on David Cameron to resign,...

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ronseal 18.07.11 6:16am
ronseal
Ed Milliband unsure what to do now Rebekah Brooks has resigned

Sources close to Ed Milliband have revealed that the Labour leader 'has no idea what to do next' now that Rebekah Brooks has finally bowed to pressure to resign as chief executive of News...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 18.07.11 5:28am
be reasonable
Conspiracy Theorists rejoice as Rebekah Brooks' arrest means HoC cannot quiz her

No more comments soon...

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JohnA 18.07.11 4:32am
JohnA
DVD sales rocket as schools prepare for last week of term 0
SpankyMonkey 17.07.11 11:29pm
SpankyMonkey
Chipping Norton sounds like a rum place....

You've got: Jeremy Clarkson, Rebecca Wade, Matthew Freud, Elizabeth Murdoch Sounds like the cast of one of those Bergerac mysteries, where every one of the cast has a suspicious background...

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ronseal 17.07.11 11:27pm
SpankyMonkey
Meditation officially declared a waste of time 1
Christopher Frost 17.07.11 9:55pm
deskpilot3
New "Pam filter" feature added by email providers

As a result of lobbying from people with friends and relatives called Pam, the big email providers have finally succumbed and added a feature called a "Pam filter". It is seen as a major coup for the...

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gleedo 17.07.11 9:11pm
The All New Jeni B
Police arrest scapegoat, offer inside info for the usual fee. 0
MADJEZ 17.07.11 8:52pm
MADJEZ
Murdoch cancels N.I. advertising.

Rupert Murdoch will not buy advertising space in N.I. titles for any future NoW apologies. "Not prepared to have name linked with newspapers associated with News International" tweeted the grizzly...

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dvo4fun 17.07.11 8:42pm
dvo4fun
Health charities slam Domino's new 'pizza smoothie'

Public health charities are up in arms following Domino's launch of the 'pizza smoothie'. The drink, which consists of three slices of pizza blended with ice-cream and a banana, is being touted as a...

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17.07.11 8:20pm
dvo4fun
Rebekah Brooks caught in possession of a hacksaw. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 17.07.11 7:01pm
obscurebug
Who gave Robbie Williams food poisoning? Police interview 3 million music lovers

More toneless posturing soon...

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FraserWords 17.07.11 6:50pm
obscurebug
Mick Hucknell arrested in phone-hacking scandal.

“It’s an easy mistake to make", says a Met. spokesman...

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be reasonable 17.07.11 6:18pm
be reasonable
Angry mob of MPs at police station, bangs on the roof of Wade's prison van

The angry mob of MPs and cabinet ministers past and present that surrounded Wapping police station showed no sign of disbursing this afternoon, with many baying for the blood of the alleged fraudster...

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ronseal 17.07.11 5:49pm
ronseal
Clamour for 'Rebekha's Law' grows

Following the arrest of a notorious red haired woman, public clamour for a 'Rebekha's Law' has grown. 'People have a right to know if there's a redhead living next door,' said a black haired sponsor...

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roybland 17.07.11 4:50pm
rikkor
NOTW journalists have all found new roles in GCHQ 0
brownpaperreporter 17.07.11 3:51pm
brownpaperreporter
Kevin From Eggheads Lands West End Role

Kevin Ashman of 'Eggheads' fame will play Brian the Dog in a forthcoming Aldwych production of 'Family Guy: The Musical' "I'm obviously delighted," Mr. Ashman confirmed last night in his trademark...

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f0zz 17.07.11 3:43pm
f0zz
Ageing rock stars double-team ‘Little Schoolgirl’

Former Rolling Stones bassist Bill Wyman has teamed up with rock ‘n’ roll legend Chuck Berry, to record a cover of the blues classic ‘Good Morning, Little Schoolgirl’. Speaking during an...

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Christopher Frost 17.07.11 3:37pm
f0zz
Shadow Chancellor denial

After the revelatio0n that well known busker Giles 73 Smith was concieved in a Tesco delicatessan queue, and that actor Michael 234500 Hill was fathered during a game of Monopoly, Ed Balls has...

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Bismarck 17.07.11 2:58pm
Bismarck
Newsbiscuit to publish full page apology for today's FP in all newspapers. 4
Al OPecia 17.07.11 2:15pm
rikkor
Redheads even less popular, survey finds 0
roybland 17.07.11 1:20pm
roybland
Little interest reported in 'Rebekha's Law' 0
roybland 17.07.11 1:17pm
roybland
Tracy discovers he is not a Dick.

Thunderdwaws...

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arnied 17.07.11 12:31pm
arnied
Creationists to play Corinthians in Concaf Cup

a match of biblical proportions is expected with Joseph as the ref...

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arnied 17.07.11 12:29pm
arnied
Chris Morris and David Amess spotted together at Cake Festival 0
Christopher Frost 17.07.11 12:01pm
Christopher Frost