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Higgs Boson's mum says he is not the God particle, he's a very naughty boy. 0
Perks 13.12.11 3:04pm
Perks
As Physicists find 'Higgs Boson', Biologists near discovery of 'Terrorist Cell'

As physicists from around the world gather at CERN to see if they can find the particle responsible for the beginning of the universe, Biologists at Oxford University are just excited to find they...

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Perks 13.12.11 2:51pm
dvo4fun
It wasn't the Boson after all; just one of his mates. 1
malgor 13.12.11 2:43pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Sun has surprising lead story after misreading "Higg's boson" as "Higg's bo

The Sun has surprised commentators by having a 8 page splash about the discovery of Higg's boson. According to insiders, the Sun's science reporter (Sharon, 19, from Brentwood) misread some of the...

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apepper 13.12.11 2:12pm
apepper
US asks Iran to return captured football

President Barack Obama has said the US government has requested that Tehran return the football captured by Iran's military earlier this month. Mr Obama said he would not comment on classified...

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UnoEye 13.12.11 1:30pm
malgor
'Andy Serkis to play the Euro' in new financial disaster movie planned for 2012

[More soon]...

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dicky37 13.12.11 1:28pm
dicky37
Scientists excited at glimpse of Higgs bosom 3
Scroat 13.12.11 1:10pm
Scroat
Attenborough revealed as woman in man's body

"In this world, nothing is as it seems," said Sir David Attenborough last night as he concluded the Frozen Planet series. Sidling towards the camera he went on:"And life on this particular part of...

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Drylaw 13.12.11 1:02pm
Drylaw
Neolithic long barrow 're-forsed into lone star state' 13
13.12.11 1:00pm
The Paper Ostrich
BBC admits scenes from childrens' favourite Play School were faked in a studio. 1
bonjonelson 13.12.11 12:52pm
kimllfixit
Freehold retail outlet for sale in Wootton Basset. Formerly successful florists 10
dvo4fun 13.12.11 12:50pm
virtuallywill
Toyota to recall Libyan trucks

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Business/Pix/site_furniture/2011/3/4/1299230806511/A-Libyan-rebel-at-a-milit-007.jpg Toyota announced today that it plans to recall it’s popular trucks after...

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drambo 13.12.11 12:50pm
drambo
New series of Dancing on Ice to be filmed in German zoo 0
butagirl 13.12.11 12:34pm
butagirl
Missing episodes of "John Major's premiership" rediscovered

Science fiction fans have voiced their delight after two old episodes of John Major’s premiership were rediscovered in a negotiating room. The two rediscovered episodes are from a 1991 story...

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The Paper Ostrich 13.12.11 12:30pm
Ostsee
EUgenics

- sorry, 8 letters...

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medici2471 13.12.11 12:11pm
medici2471
Nick Clegg made to train with Carlos Tevez following Commons no-show 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 13.12.11 11:59am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Children living in Poverty to be given travel pass to a better part of Walsall

- government trick, there's no such place...

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medici2471 13.12.11 11:55am
medici2471
RFU's final assessment: "Wilkinson Soared."

no more soon...

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dvo4fun 13.12.11 11:50am
Perks
Tube Drivers claim CERN ' Behind the times '.

Disgruntled train drivers on the London Underground Circle Line are accusing scientists in charge of the Large Hadron Collider at CERN of dragging their heels in their attempts to confirm the...

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appartridge 13.12.11 11:31am
appartridge
NHS under fire after the BFI reveals two expensive Doctors were never used

The NHS has come under scrutiny yet again as investigative reporters at the British Film Industry (BFI) revealed old footage of two Doctors being paid for single shifts of just half an hour without...

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kimllfixit 13.12.11 11:12am
kimllfixit
Man who decided not to board Titanic described as 'isolated' by Ed Miliband 11
GreenCross 13.12.11 11:07am
Ostsee
Professor Higgs Announces that God May Exist

At a packed press conference earlier today, Professor Higgs has announced that there are signs that God may exist. It appears that after exhaustive investigation at great expense and despite years...

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Deimos 13.12.11 10:56am
Deimos
Canada pulls out of Kyoto, pulls up trousers, and goes home. 0
bonjonelson 13.12.11 10:52am
bonjonelson
Higgs boson delayed by Swiss Immigration Agency staff in tunnel under border

more later...

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dvo4fun 13.12.11 10:43am
dvo4fun
Higgs boson seen next Tuesday 4
medici2471 13.12.11 10:39am
medici2471
Footballers' Wives choir cheered to Christmas Number One

It has been described as the ultimate feel-good story, an anthem sung by a choir made up entirely of the wives of Britain's heroic footballers. Many are tipping them to be the Christmas Number One...

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Oxbridge 13.12.11 10:37am
Oxbridge
God particle ‘looks just like old white guy with beard'

There go my Sundays from now on...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 13.12.11 10:04am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Geldolf hopes song about Tuesdays will double his music revenues 0
bonjonelson 13.12.11 9:54am
bonjonelson
Young Apprentice to be renamed "Uppity Little Cunts You'd Like to Slap" 2
ronseal 13.12.11 9:48am
Sinnick
"Cameron Flounce" Dance Craze Hits UK...

.Main steps - don't take your partners by the hand...

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Jesse Bigg 13.12.11 9:45am
Sinnick