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'We're all in this together' agrees sewage worker 0
roybland 4 years
World sauna event favourite dies having quoted he’d win ‘no sweat’. 1
BlackAndroid 4 years
US declares fatwah against Scotch cardinal 'for hurting our feelings'. 1
Ostsee 4 years
Girls outperform boys on GCSE and A-level results days, study finds 2
roybland 4 years

Girls do much better than boys when opening their GCSE and A-level results, according to research from Manchester University. ‘Girls far outperform boys in hysterics, histrionics and dramatic...

Boy, 9, in accidental fruit and veg overdose 0
Des Custard 4 years

Nine year old Sam Ryder of Stevenage is in a stable condition this morning following an accidental fruit and vegetable overdose. His mother Aimee described the moment when a relaxing family...

Kids now scare each other shitless with 'Michael Gove will come and get you' 0
la maga 4 years
Teenager ignores peer pressure, heeds government warning passed on by teacher 1
la maga 4 years
Police corner Raoul Moat killer joke ,it tops itself . 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Search for Raoul Moat killer joke goes on... 0
roybland 4 years
Drugs watchdog warns casual summertime users to ‘be wary of cut grass.’ 0
SingingHinny 4 years
Finalist at the World Self-Barbeque Contest dies 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years

The organiser said all the rules had been followed but the competitor had insisted on toughing it out on a slow rotisserie to a "well done" consistency A delve into the history of the competeition...

Pope Introduces "Cool Ranch" Flavoured Host 1
pencilbox 4 years

headline only...

Editor returns from holiday to find website trashed by gatecrashers 23
Scroat 4 years

Shock horror...

Pakistan hosepipe ban to end soon 2
virtuallywill 4 years

more later...

Moon "too dry for life, but perfect for Gin and Tonic". 5
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Smarmy Dave Comes Up with Plan For a Race of Dwarves to Sweep Chimneys 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

PM Smarmy has come up with a new plan for a race of dwarves to sweep chimneys. This entails the abolition of free milk in infant schools in mainly poor areas of the country. The Tory plan being to...

Internet becomes hive mind, starts plotting terrorist attack against Illuminati 3
la maga 4 years
Existential GPS Tells You You're Going Nowhere 2
pencilbox 4 years
Daniel Laurusso was just a punch bag ..Karate Kid the truth 9
BlackAndroid 4 years

Whilst the remake of karate kid airs around the globe a secret lay hidden only known within the hidden circle of the production team of The original karate kid. Director ‘John G. Avildsen’ takes...

What Women Want 2: short arsed hairy cross dressing wife beater, with Mel Gibson 4
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

The eagerly anticipated sequel to Mel Gibson's box office smash, What Women Want, due for release to coincide with The Xmas Heavy Drinking and Domestic Violence season, is an absolute belter,...

Crowd Mistakes Man Falling Down Stairs For Parkour Routine 2
pencilbox 4 years
Coulrophobia just a bunch of idiots clowning around 0
BlackAndroid 4 years
Tories seek to boost struggling satire industry by cutting free milk to children 6
rickwestwell 4 years

More soon. Thanks to JeniB for drawing my eye to it...

Facebook crashes after outbreak of Foot and Mouth confirmed on Farmville 5
pinxit 4 years
NHS Postcode Lottery : Last Night's Draw 3
pinxit 4 years

I, P, 3, 5, 2, S. Bonus Ball P. (Guinevere)., There are 5 lucky winners, each getting a knee/hip replacement, sinus wash, dentures and a 3-month course of chemo...

Pop world comes to a standstil as lady Gaga gets her tits 0
arrghgarry 4 years

and puts them behind clothing one insider was beside himself,we were always used to seeing the boys out there ,we even had names for them, pinkie and perkie.Whats next we ask will she make some kind...

Economic pressures force Club Tropicana to finally end free drinks policy 14
dicky37 4 years

[But don't worry, you can sun tan]...

Airport recruit Al-Qaeda suicide bomber on gap year 3
BlackAndroid 4 years

A one time ‘Al-Qaeda’ terrorist made history this week by becoming the first suicide bomber to enter an airport and not try and blow it up after defecting from the ‘Al- Qaeda’ network and...

Al-Qa'ida deny that Pakistan floods were caused by Suicide Plumber.. 8
Sharpehunter 4 years

No more soon...

'Bonuses very unlikely' say Bank chiefs, after banking profits. 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'We will offer them, of course, but expect most of our people to turn them down.'...