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Adele splits from boyfriend; Uh-oh, says worried nation 0
Oxbridge 16.03.11 10:22am
Oxbridge
Coming to ITV soon - Midsomer Shariah Law

Following the execution of Brian True-May, ITV has commissioned more of the popular Midsomer series., This will feature a detective called Abu Nuttah, who will find out who has been offending...

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John Wiltshire 16.03.11 9:35am
John Wiltshire
Next Guitar Hero game to include 4' 33''

Next Guitar Hero game to include 4' 33''...

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Quincel 16.03.11 9:31am
Quincel
Lenny Henry to take on sleuth role in Midsomer Murders

"The make up is going to be a challenge as I'll have to white-up for the part," he told Radio Times this week. "And of course the accent's all wrong as nobody in the Home Counties will understand a...

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Scroat 16.03.11 9:17am
Scroat
Kenyan slum-dwellers sponsored fast to tackle UK pet obesity

Okay I submitted a very similar one a few days ago, but have tidied it up a lot and changed the headline any improvements very welcome! Kenyan slum-dwellers sponsored fast to tackle UK pet obesity...

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Danny 16.03.11 8:57am
Danny
Police hunt renegade greengrocer after drive-by fruiting. 1
MC One R 16.03.11 9:08am
be reasonable
People who say 'on a daily basis' to be waterboarded on a daily basis

Under stringent new government regulations, anyone who says they do something 'on a daily basis' or 'on a regular basis' or on an anything else basis is to be waterboarded on a daily basis until they...

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John Wiltshire 20.03.11 4:00pm
greg various
Mr Policeman says "Culture no longer Smiley" 0
Iscariot 16.03.11 7:37am
Iscariot
Humourless Germans furious after being voted Europe's Wurst Place 1
ronseal 16.03.11 8:53am
MC One R
Wife puts her marriage out to tender

Council administrator Rhona White has put her marriage out to tender, expressing dissatisfaction with her current service provider, and inviting bids from carefully selected parties. ‘The whole...

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Des and Stan 16.03.11 10:50pm
antharrison
Sarah Palin endorses Libyan no-fly zone

Republican presidential hopeful Sarah Palin lent support yesterday to a no-fly zone over Libyan airspace. 'The people have suffered enough,' she said, 'and the last thing they need now is those damn...

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NewSuburbanDad 16.03.11 12:48am
NewSuburbanDad
Cameron To Come Down Hard on Libya if Obama is Cool With That

David Cameron showed fellow heads of state that Britain was unafraid to come down hard on Libya and impose a no-fly zone, providing that President Obama is OK with things. The British Prime Minister...

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thisisall1word 16.03.11 12:36am
thisisall1word
Ex-Blur bassist gets call-up from UN

Alex James, the cheesemaker, classical musician, newspaper columnist, panel show host, fete opening radio presenting former bassist with Blur confirmed today that he had been approached by the United...

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NewSuburbanDad 16.03.11 11:30am
Golgo13
Midsomer Serial Killer Arrest After Non-Caucasian Found in Village 0
thisisall1word 16.03.11 12:17am
thisisall1word
Comedy Embargo on Kobe Earthquake Jokes extended until 2025

The embargo on jokes related to the 1995 earthquake in Kobe, due to end in 2015 has been extended until at least 2025 due to this week's tragic events in Japan. Comedy officials warn that jokes...

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bonjonelson 16.03.11 1:48pm
Qoxiivi
Conference in disarray as scientists can't agree length of time between comedy

and tragedy...

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the coarse whisperer 16.03.11 12:05am
the coarse whisperer
Schools "Completely Unprepared" for First Generation of Baby-Einstein's

The Department of Education has admitted it is not fully prepared for the wave of child geniuses who will be starting primary education this coming September. Infant and primary schools across the...

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thisisall1word 16.03.11 11:25am
charlies_hat
Russian army parade in drive-by Putin

schnukk schnukk...

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Ironduke 15.03.11 11:09pm
Ironduke
Unrepentant smoker linked to drive-by cherooting

(?) at last the beast is out of my head ....

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FlashArry 15.03.11 11:00pm
FlashArry
Budget conscious gang in drive by shoestring 0
ronseal 15.03.11 10:36pm
ronseal
Colonial NewsBiscuit contributor in ground-breaking flounce 1
Scroat 15.03.11 11:23pm
rikkor
Hague granted lifetime membership of Eddie Waring Appreciation Society

More upandunder soooooon. E's a grand lad etc...

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Scroat 15.03.11 6:10pm
Scroat
Spiders protest against no-fly zone 1
Scroat 16.03.11 8:55am
MC One R
Physicists discover the "milliband": wavelengths of light between which policies

become invisible...

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FormerlyAlOPecia 15.03.11 5:58pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
2012 Olympics delayed by 1 month.

Countdown clock stopped so that nobody will notice...

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Tammy Flugh 15.03.11 5:29pm
Tammy Flugh
Police hunt for leet haxors after drive-by w00ting

if you don't understand this, you're too old. Sorry!...

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bonjonelson 15.03.11 5:27pm
bonjonelson
Police hunt George Galloway after drive-by shouting. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 15.03.11 5:25pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
Police hunt James Galway after drive-by fluting. More bassoon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 15.03.11 5:24pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
Teenagers to receive sleep training in schools, 23 hours a day insufficient. 0
DiY 15.03.11 4:56pm
DiY
Tractor maker to bring out super duper pooper scooper

after dog owner sends Deer John letter...

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OldThingy 15.03.11 11:44pm
The All New Jeni B