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Researchers discover "dead end branch of the human evolutionary tree" in Norfolk 0
andhrimnir 4 years

Must be a slow news day...

Deities 'joyful, triumphant' following referendum success 0
QorbeQ 4 years

The global leader in religion, known in some languages simply as 'God', has given in to pressure from his peers and finally agreed to a referendum on how belief in deities is allocated among mortals....

Octopus put down by vet after predicting England will win World Cup Final. 0
Stan 4 years
Raoul Moat hopes to be sent to Vietnam, Afghanistan and Burma, 0
simonjmr 4 years

During his 18 weeks incarceration in Durham prison Raoul Moat carfully planned out his future career path outside of jail. Inmates have pointed out that Raoul Moat spent several hours discussing his...

I was unsighted by psychic octopus, says Uruguayan referee 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Media delighted by another excuse to show picture of Anna Chapman > 2
Ludicity 4 years
Americans manage not to get date of 7/7 anniversary wrong 0
Oxbridge 4 years
"Remember,the phrase 'an abject defeat' can be interpreted in a variety of ways" 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

..insists British commander in Afghanistan...

Gok wan of course realises that an anagram of his name is 0
arrghgarry 4 years

really fucking irritating piece of shit...

Michael Gove told to write 100 lines: 'I must not axe school buildings' 0
Ludicity 4 years
Northumbria Police receiving help from Paul the Psychic Octopus 0
Ludicity 4 years
'I used to be a couch potato' says man who found Roman coins 0
edward hack 4 years

'but not anymore', Man with metal detector finds armed fugitive - police find Saxon burial site...

Police say they have a "gut feeling" Raoul Moat is ginger 0
ironbridgeboy 4 years

sorry, but had to be said...

Harrison Ford to buy film rights to “Fugitive 2 – Raoul Moat” 0
ironbridgeboy 4 years

Calista Flockhart to play Samantha Stobbart, Sir Ian Blair to be mis-cast as Deputy Unites States Marshall Samuel Gerard...

Northumberland Police stumble across Bin Laden Hide-out near Rothbury 0
hero2zero 4 years

More later...

Digital delay puzzle for students as they manage perfectly well without AM 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Million year old BNP immigration leaflet quashes new ‘first humans in UK theory’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Study of England footballers queries link between inactivity and obesity 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Primark’s strong growth unlikely to last beyond the weekend 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
George Osborne buys a metal detector 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Guests complain of ‘swingeing cuts’ at Danny Alexander’s daughter’s 3rd birthday 16
Mary Evans 4 years

Guests at the party of three-year-old Isabel Rose Alexander, daughter of Chief Secretary to the Treasury Danny Alexander, were up in arms yesterday after a raft of emergency budgetary measures were...

Humans arrived early in Britain to avoid the queue, archaeologists discover 0
jp1885 4 years
After tent, Police find Moat's BBQ, boules set and hammock 1
antharrison 4 years

Tube of factor 12 being treated as suspicious and 24-page letter to camp site owner suggests improvements to Portaloos and recycling facilities and is copied to Esther Rantzen...

John Prescott visits Wimbledon. 2
SallyOldcow 4 years

[center][/center] All this bloody brow, brouh, brouh., pavlova 'bout t'Wimbledon. Pauline wanted t'go so I forced meself...

Tragedy as Walls Fall at Soccer City Stadium. 0
afternoonslow 4 years

“Not unprecedented”, say Top International Experts,, “The dangers of prolonged trumpet-blowing are well known”...

Abstract expressionist court artist fired. 0
Zadok the second 4 years

Maria Van Buren, a court artist since the late 1980s has been fired from her post following a string of smudgy, indistinct paintings which 'fail to accurately capture the atmosphere and events at...

Police widen search for unnarmed criminal on Tyneside 0
edward hack 4 years


NYC noise pollution to be controlled by replacing car horns with vuvuzelas 0
Dumbnews 4 years
BP engineers awarded for band-aid solution provided by World Cup diversion 0
Dumbnews 4 years
BP dreading end of the World Cup 0
Dumbnews 4 years