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Hackers winning cyber war after finding list of believable names

The US Military last night warned of an escalation in attacks by hackers, seeking top secret information from computer systems. A US security expert warned that the attacks are becoming ever-more...

02.06.11 10:44am
Houlier sacking from Villa on health grounds, too many fans have been in agony 0
simonjmr 02.06.11 10:44am
Schedules of european heads of state disrupted after Russia bans EU vegetables. 0
SingingHinny 02.06.11 10:43am
"Hitler not guilty of war crimes", says Hague Tribunal

He's too dead to stand trial...

greg various 02.06.11 10:39am
greg various
Nature told to pay its way!

An influential group have claimed that Nature is worth billions to the UK economy, Newsbiscuit has collected the Newspaper headlines so you don’t have to: The Times: Nature safe thanks to P.M...

virtuallywill 02.06.11 10:28am
Cheryl Cole "Furious" after pig makes it big in America 0
simonjmr 02.06.11 10:10am
Terminally ill being asked to write down how they want to die...

'aged 94, drunk, in the arms of the naked Swedish netball team who had taken turns with me as their sexual plaything'...

Ironduke 02.06.11 9:50am
'We thought we had more influence' complain downed chips. 0
Mr Payne 02.06.11 9:43am
Mr Payne
100m ticket for sale at £1 - with Stephen Fry as neighbour.

Yesterday, Clive Robinson, from the East End of London, was delighted to discover that he had won one of the most coveted tickets for the coming Olympic Games, only to find out that the person in the...

Milo Shame 02.06.11 8:59am
Milo Shame
Andrew Lansley says he is ready to keep his job 0
Duncan Biscuit 02.06.11 8:49am
Duncan Biscuit
Woogle raises Chinese hacking suspicions 0
Duncan Biscuit 02.06.11 8:48am
Duncan Biscuit
Aston Villa to replace Gerald Houllier with a man at an Indian call-centre 0
Duncan Biscuit 02.06.11 8:48am
Duncan Biscuit
Thousands of workers struck down by 'warm weather bug'

Reports were coming in today that many thousands of workers have contracted a mysterious 'warm weather bug'. The symptoms are that the weather has suddenly got warmer, and as a result many people...

John Wiltshire 02.06.11 8:48am
John Wiltshire
Scottish government says a ban on fresh fruit & veg is not necessary in Scotland 0
Duncan Biscuit 02.06.11 8:47am
Duncan Biscuit
World looks on in awe as “Large Hardon Collider” is finally turned on. - 2

The world's leading pornographologists gather this week in San Fernando Valley, California - centre of the adult entertainment industry - to witness the first use of the "Large Hardon Collider". The...

Golgo13 02.06.11 8:37am
The All New Jeni B
Early Banksy 'cock and balls' graffiti arouses interest at auction

The art world will closely follow the action at Sotheby's today, as a rare, early Banksy artwork goes under the hammer. The piece, an outline of a large, tumescent male member and accompanying...

02.06.11 8:01am
Yorkshire rhubarb hit by E-bygum outbreak 1
beau-jolly 02.06.11 7:15am
Max Mosley wishes to be hospitalised in Bristol whenever he's ill 0
simonjmr 02.06.11 7:13am
Snow White treated for Gigantism

Surely this has been done before...

02.06.11 6:41am
Fresh corruption allegations as FIFA allow Swiss to field 38 players

There was further accusations of corruption in FIFA today, as it was announced that the team from Switzerland will be allowed to field 38 players in their Euro 2012 qualifier against England. A...

02.06.11 5:34am
Andy Murray shows energy of a teenager as he gets an unexpected semi 1
charlies_hat 02.06.11 12:09am
Clegg lands extra Cabinet Post as Cucumber Czar. 2
Al OPecia 01.06.11 9:39pm
Black man’s 58-year jail-avoidance world record attempt ends in disappointment

Former Tory peer, Lord Taylor, yesterday failed in his bid to become the first black man, living within the UK, to go their whole life without being jailed at least once. Speaking to reporters at...

Qoxiivi 01.06.11 9:12pm
Investigation launched after no-one dies in mass fight

The Independent Police Complaints Commission has started an investigation after no-one died during a mass brawl in Coventry city centre. Up to 300 people were involved in a series of running street...

Mrblacker 01.06.11 9:04pm
Kids shock local newspaper by showing no desire in skatepark

A local newspaper was denied a front page exclusive this week after a group of youths declared that they had 'lots to do' and said they 'didn't really need' a skatepark. 'Something's very wrong'...

jimiedge 01.06.11 8:06pm
New course in Neurophysiology described as a 'Know Brainer' 0
ronseal 01.06.11 7:36pm
Olympic ticket applicant happy with compensation prize of Walnut Whip 0
ronseal 01.06.11 6:56pm
Daily Express already investigating Duchess of Cambridge’s death

The Daily Express newspaper has said it will not rest until it discovers the truth about the death of Kate, Duchess of Cambridge. Although the newly-married royal is still alive, the paper‘s...

dogwheels 01.06.11 6:50pm
Chinese FA suggest using a steroid cream for FIFA election delay 1
charlies_hat 01.06.11 6:43pm
'Shocking' LibDem abuse condemned

A pattern of abuse in the heart of Government uncovered by BBC Panorama has been condemned as "shocking" by health professionals. Conseratives in Westminster were filmed punching and slapping Lib...

bonjonelson 01.06.11 5:01pm