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Scientists Fear Film Industry Could Turn Into Black Hole 0
Svendo 4 years

Leading Scientists of the Michigan Institute of Film Sciences have found that the film industry is collapsing in on itself and will soon be be reduced to nothing but Dark Film - the immensely heavy...

Osbourne adds VAT to VAT 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Osbourne to dress up as a monk for budget speech. 2
Basil_B 4 years

To demonstrate to all of us what we're going have to become to live with it...

Applications for BBC's cash in the attic dramatically increase thanks to budget. 0
Basil_B 4 years

The message is sell it before Osbourne tax's it...

144 people commit gross offence 4
PluckyMunky 4 years

Not very funny in the corrected version, but its probly important to get these things right. Not very funny the first time around, come to that...

George Osborne shrugs off Eddie Munster taunts when delivering budget 0
simonjmr 4 years
Osborne announces major badger culls 0
simonjmr 4 years
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QorbeQ 4 years
Osborne 'lost' current budget, now using old shadow budget from five years ago 0
la maga 4 years

"There are a lot of proposed cutbacks in it," he said. "It's what we do."...

Clegg 'ambivalent' re: Marmite 1
allmyownstunts 4 years
Mothers with prams dashing across level crossings to get TV money. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

The hot new craze of mothers with babies in prams rushing the level crossing barriers before they close is to get TV sponsorship. Barrier Rush, originally made popular in Wales, will TV moguls think...

One hundred and forty people commit gross offence 3
PluckyMunky 4 years
Researchers find drop in Hermesetas quality pushing users to 'harder' drugs 4
QorbeQ 4 years

Following their research showing that real ecstasy pills have all but vanished from Britain's nightclubs over the last two years, Radio 1's Newsbeat has now revealed that club-goers are also drifting...

Osbourne cuts own wrists after cutting the country's throat 0
euankitson 4 years
Oily film star Costner hinders Gulf of Mexico clean up 0
simonjmr 4 years
"Go compare" to sponsor the Osbourne Budget 0
simonjmr 4 years
Companies finding it impossible to employ street dancers under DIversity laws 0
simonjmr 4 years
Solstice Druids say shortage of virgins hampering 'bride of the sun' ceremony 2
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'There is enough people here. You would have thought there would be one', said Greenstalk better known as Dave, a carpet fitter from Wantage...

Capello demands all England games to be on the BBC after lacklustre ITV games 0
simonjmr 4 years
Osbourne Says "Who A Pretty Boy Then" in His Budgie Speech 0
Svendo 4 years
Chelsea Football Club Forced to Change Its Name 3
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Chelsea FC have been forced to change their name to Hammersmith FC due to a crackdown by local trading standards re misleading trade names. In response to this forced name change, Fulham FC, which...

US drone strike in Isle of Wight 'killed key al-BPeda man' 0
afternoonslow 4 years

A key al-BPeda figure wanted for a deadly attack on The American People has been killed in a US drone strike, US officials believe., Hussein al-Tony, a top al-BP planner, died in the strike in the...

Chris Huhne demands end to 'unfair' First Past the Bedpost system 0
Ludicity 4 years

Under a system of PR, or Proportional Relationships, he would get both a wife and a mistress...

Tabloids prepare for calm, considered & reasoned coverage of Jon Venables trial 0
Ludicity 4 years
Breastfeeding slogan 'breast is best' to be replaced with 'Milky Milky' 0
Ludicity 4 years
Inquiry into Light Brigade charge expected to report 'soon'. 3
Stan Laurel 4 years

Descendants of the descendants of the soldiers who died in the infamous Charge of the Light Brigade during the Battle of Balaclava are hopeful of publication of the final report 'any year now'. The...

Tabla player from Southall not sure about representing The East 2
la maga 4 years

Mo Suleiman, who was born and bred in Southall, London, felt unsure this afternoon whether he really did represent The East. The suggestion was made during the introduction by the MC at an...

Britain's outspoken special envoy to Afghanistan is put on 'leave'. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

A UK Diplomat who told it like it is has been sent home. 'That sort of honesty gives the FO a bad name', said a spokesman. 'We have stringent selection and filtering procedures, training and...

300th fatality "Thrilled to have lasted until after Cameron's call for respect" 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

It made all the difference to him...

Coast Guard probe Solent oil spill after BP chief does Round the Island Race. 0
MADJEZ 4 years