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Cadbury to launch new product: Taliban Fingers. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 08.08.11 9:30am
dominic_mcg
Chilly freezer aisle shoppers to be given free cuddle

Shoppers of frozen foods at Waitrose are in for a treat as of today, for the upmarket superstore chain will be offering a free cuddle to anyone who ‘looks a bit chilly’ after emerging from the...

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jp1885 08.08.11 9:29am
jp1885
Looting is the new growth industry, says CBI. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 08.08.11 9:10am
dominic_mcg
Wasps ask ‘What’s the point of people? Do they actually serve any purpose?’

As the summer progresses, more and more wasps are starting to emerge from their nests in search of food, leading to the annual question from frustrated wasps of ‘What exactly is the point of...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 08.08.11 9:07am
Vertically Challenged Giant
South London man offers ‘self offence’ classes

The rapid descent of Britain’s inner cities into a seething pressure cooker of poverty, fear and violence has inspired a South London entrepreneur to ‘cut out the middleman’ by offering classes...

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jp1885 08.08.11 8:53am
jp1885
Travel chaos as looters steal large stretch of M25 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 08.08.11 8:43am
Vertically Challenged Giant
ECB appoints Sue Barker to front Italian bond advertising campaign 0
Duncan Biscuit 08.08.11 8:18am
Duncan Biscuit
Italy and Spain to ask Fatherland for more pocket money 0
Duncan Biscuit 08.08.11 8:18am
Duncan Biscuit
North London looters flee Arsenal trophy-room empty-handed 0
Duncan Biscuit 08.08.11 8:17am
Duncan Biscuit
Man City line up bid for Man Utd 0
Duncan Biscuit 08.08.11 8:17am
Duncan Biscuit
Spain’s 'The Indignant' to launch UK branch ‘The Bit Put Out to be Honest’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 08.08.11 8:16am
Duncan Biscuit
Soaring high street rents for retail units could lead to out of town rioting 3
ronseal 08.08.11 7:42am
writinginbsl
Looter offered investment by Dragon for his 'Personal Shopper' business model 0
pinxit 08.08.11 7:41am
pinxit
Tottenham latest: calls for independent inquiry led by Murder Dem Pussies crew 1
ronseal 08.08.11 7:41am
writinginbsl
Al Qaeda downgrades hatred of US from Great to Not so Great Satan

China could surpass America in the Satanic Index, if its economic prosperity continues to grow at its current rate. Cautious Al Qaeda market wachers, meanwhile, have downgraded America, which has...

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ronseal 08.08.11 7:40am
writinginbsl
Tottenham uprising is Britain's Rosa Parks moment says Millband speech 1st draft

As Tottenham's rioters looted Dixons and Currys last night, for much needed electrical consumer goods, they stood on the shoulders of Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King and Nelson Mandala, Ed Miliband...

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ronseal 08.08.11 6:37am
ronseal
IMF chief sex assault upgraded to XXX 0
Dumbnews 08.08.11 3:37am
Dumbnews
Markets panic as S&P downgrades US credit from Epic to Awesome 0
Dumbnews 08.08.11 3:03am
Dumbnews
New online poll forces parliametary debate on the return of the Ducking Stool

After an online petition reached 100,000 signatures, the House of Commons will be forced to debate the return of the Ducking Stool. Popular targets of misogyny, including Cherie Blair, Ann...

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ronseal 07.08.11 11:16pm
ronseal
Small Business Federation Calls For Local Looters For Local Shops.

(Or Local Shops For Local Looters?)...

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The All New Jeni B 07.08.11 10:59pm
ronseal
It Started With a Riot by Our Fashion Correspondent

Good things can come out of bad..yes even out of riots. Who'd have thought it? "Ma main man" pimp-rolling down the High Street in a slightly stained brown checked sports jacket with 5 year-old...

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Drylaw 07.08.11 10:00pm
Drylaw
PM Dave & George Want To Say A Big, Big Thankyou To All Our Friends In The North

..Who have gone the extra mile, above and beyond the call of duty re their splendid efforts to keep UK PLC solvent, by taking on the burden of extra cuts and higher unemployment, compared to the...

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Jesse Bigg 07.08.11 6:03pm
The All New Jeni B
Old Etonians riot against polar bear brutality

P.M. gives full backing...

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greg various 07.08.11 5:21pm
greg various
Daily Telegraph: "Polar bear attack: tribute to 'strong, fearless' son"

"It is such a shame. My son was brave and strong - he even managed to take out a few of theirs before being shot", said Daddy Polar Bear...

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Izziere 07.08.11 4:43pm
the coarse whisperer
Harry Redknapp's vocabulary looted in Tottenham riots.

Harry Redknapp's vocabulary has been looted and left for brown bread by tea leaves during the Tottenham riots. "The toe rags have half inched all my favourite words" said a down in the north and...

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rebel not taken 07.08.11 3:34pm
rebel not taken
PETA concerned as 23 seals and 7 Afghans and a whirly bird is killed 0
guffaw 07.08.11 2:16pm
guffaw
Leaving hazelnut based chocolate bar in car is hot topic on Google

more later...

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virtuallywill 07.08.11 12:57pm
virtuallywill
Rebekah Brooks to star in Last Night I Went to Wapping Again.

Sexy, flame haired, femme fatale Rebekah Brooks is to star as a modern day Rebecca in an updated film version of the classic Daphne Du Maurier melodrama. The blockbuster movie, Last Night I Went To...

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rebel not taken 07.08.11 12:19pm
rebel not taken
Guardian reports "Police on street after ironing"

retraction later...

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virtuallywill 07.08.11 11:37am
virtuallywill
The British Spring exploded yesterday in Tottenham. Ministers flee abroad...

As civil order collapses Prime Minister Cameron has already flown to Italy...

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Awkward Facts 07.08.11 10:49am
Awkward Facts