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"Bear with us says" Clegg. "He's called Paddington" 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Sir Cliff Richard was an MI5 spy shock. 0
Duff 4 years

Recently declassified papers have revealed one or two surprises, the greatest of which is surely that Peter Pan of pop, Sir Cliff Richard, was secretly recruited by MI5 in the sixties as a frontline...

Brighton still under cloud of smugness three days after Green election win. 5
Skylarking 4 years

Flight paths in the south of England are currently being re-directed due to a low-lying sulphurous cloud of smugness hanging over the Brighton area. The cloud follows a major eruption of...

Cameron orders 'Let's Power Share!' colouring books for Cabinet's LibDem Corner 2
Chip Paper 4 years

More soon....

Things are not as they seem Grasshopper, 0
j b productions 4 years

where a man sees a banana skin lying on the pavement next to a discarded bra,the enlightened man sees a bobbey trap,a solitary tin of peas in tesco,feeling depressed,feeling unloved,feeling...

Lloyds-TSB to take over European Central Bank. More merger news soon. 3
Griffin 4 years
Rainbow coalition announced... 1
riesler 4 years

Peter Tatchell to be PM...

The Pill holds 50th Non-Birthday Party 3
Ludicity 4 years
Magical result following deranged teen rampage. 0
wallster 4 years

A 17 year old boy from Surrey is in care today after a series of violent incidents culminated in a tense stand off outside a secondary school in Guildford. The boy, who can't be named for legal...

Confusion reigns throughout the UK 0
simonjmr 4 years

Last weeks undecided General Election and the weekend sporting activies has led to an increase in people being kept in hospital with suspected concussion, alzeheimer's and general befuddlement....

Tories ask James Dyson to design Cleggless power vacuum 0
Ludicity 4 years
Mohammed Al Fayed disappointed as £1.5 billion still not enough for passport 0
Ludicity 4 years
Gerry Adams offers services to broker UK power sharing agreement 0
ianslat 4 years
Guardian in merger talks with Telegraph 5
red 4 years

The guardian newspaper, which now supports the Liberal Democrats, and the long standing Tory-supporting Telegraph Group have had preliminary talks on a possible merger, it has emerged. Looking to be...

Brown agrees to LibDem PR demands but refuses life peerage for Gillian Duffy 0
Stan Laurel 4 years
Greece pin hopes on Trojan horse 0
Doctor Jalapeno 4 years

Greece has upset the other leading Euro zone countries by placing their entire 500bn euro bailout on a horse in the 3.30 at Kempton Angela Merkel who has been a fierce critic over the way Greece...

Oil slick leads to historic 'blacks only' beach in Alabama 0
Scroat 4 years
Brown WILL quit Downing Street but carpet is proving a bugger to pull up 0
ronseal 4 years

Gordon Brown has criticised previous residents of Downing Street for their lack of foresight, noting that the carpets seemed to be nailed down, the screws in the curtain rails have rusted tight and...

Party leaders mourn tragic loss of election > 5
Ludicity 4 years
Northern Ireland: Empey worried about MPs 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Cameron cancels meetings for the day. Hungover after Chelsea win. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Coalition talks deadlock. 0
riesler 4 years

Clegg refuses to wear the "I'm David's bitch" hat...

Heineken orders Facebook remove millions of photos due to copyright infringement 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Nick Clegg fails to get a pony as part of coalition deal. 0
mrlemoncurry 4 years

Nick Clegg has been criticied for excepting less than he could from forming a government with the Conservatives . Going into long hours of negotiating , the Liberals were looking for the introduction...

The Queen asks Walkers to sort out her Government 0
gjp 4 years

The Queen has turned to Walkers Crisps in an effort to sort out who will govern the country. From Monday a new range of “Prime Minister Flavoured Crisps” will hit the shops, and the public will...

Rainbow coalition latest - Gordon Brown to be Bungle 3
Ludicity 4 years
Labour still await result from Dunny-on-The-Wold before conceding 9
virtuallywill 4 years

Vote to be recounted for 347th time...

BNP U-turn as Nick Griffin suggests party 'would support minority government' 0
The Paper Ostrich 4 years
Norfolk fishwife mistaken for old trout 1
PluckyMunky 4 years
Essex Girl Regrets Opting For "Landing-Strip" Waxing Following Dogging Incident. 0
The All New Jeni B 4 years

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