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Gillard causes outrage in Australia, denies calling Howard a dunderhead... 6
Sharpehunter 4 years

Julia Gillard the controversial leader of the Labour Party in Australia yesterday caused outrage when apparently she was overheard at a Barbie (an Australian version of a picnic) referring to the...

Man taken to hospital after receiving Heart transplant from Richard 2
Iamthestig 4 years

Sources say he has a Dicky Ticker!...

Finish defends use of Naomi Campbell for "The blood diamond standard" adverts 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Zardari ends UK visit with a rally.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

Pakistani Prime Minsiter Zardari ended his 5 day visit to the UK with a rally. A keen fan of motor sports since his impoverished childhood when the family used to have a fleet of soapbox carts as a...

Woman called 'Sheila' enters Australian race for Premiership.. 7
Sharpehunter 4 years

In what has been called a pretty under-handed ploy, the Australian Liberal Party have announced a new candidate as their potential runner for the Premiership. The previously unknown called Sheila has...

Warfarin called for as Taylor blood diamond trial thickens. 1
Basil_B 4 years
Free milk for newborns 'may be scrapped' 2
ChrisHarrison 4 years

Babies could soon be charged for suckling at their mother’s teat, if a controversial new proposal is given the green light. Following Downing Street’s decision not to abolish the Nursery Milk...

Right-handed iPhone antenna designer resigns, ambidextrous successor sought 0
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

More soon., [url=]You heard it here first[/url]...

Surprise in Finland as sauna contest reveals new layers of stupidity (and skin) 1
Sharpehunter 4 years

The Annual Sauna Contest in Finland raised a few eyebrows today, along with lots of blisters and layers of peeling flesh. Of the 130 competitors who chose to boil themselves alive only 2 made it...

1960s feminists launch new website, 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Gays still facing discrimination at work, say, limp-wristed, shirt-lifters. 6
PluckyMunky 4 years

With appreciation of Oxbridge's hammering irony and with the intention of turning the clock back 40 years...

Blair sums up his 10 years as PM in 'frank and unflinching' memoirs 0
pinxit 4 years

" I couldn't give a shit." he says...

London customer converses with newsagent after 14 years of buying milk 5
la maga 4 years

Today Gerald Trantor, an account executive who has lived in Camden, London for 14 years, accidentally initiated a conversation with Atif Dasu, the owner of the corner shop he has used for that entire...

No 'cast iron evidence' on free school lager as Cameron pledges to keep it 0
pinxit 4 years

More anon * hic *...

Pot-hole slalom to be introduced to 2012 Olympics 4
riesler 4 years

Event to feature high speed descent of the A227, weaving between potholes and avoiding terminal suspension failure. Is it just my imagination or has our road network fallen apart 'cos the weathers'...

Phrasebiscuit. 4
MADJEZ 4 years

Give a man a fish and he will be happy for an hour. Teach a man to fish and he'll be bored shitless all day...

Brit athlete fined for 'Unsporting Behaviour' after throwing javelin at opponent 0
pinxit 4 years

"Jarvis immediately apologised to the stricken competitor." said GB Athletics Coach, "Although I'm not sure he heard it, as he was on the ground at the time, pinioned between the eyes. Our thoughts...

Finally good news from Pakistan - no drought expected this Autumn! 2
Sharpehunter 4 years

no monsoon...

Eminem denies he is the bastard son of Steven Segal but did plead guilty to 0
arrghgarry 4 years

overuse of cliches in latest song...

Release of Kate Moss Jam to be followed by Naomi Campbell's Pickle 0
Rizzo 4 years

or something to that effect...

Apple claim the letter i and seek to “takeover the alphabet” 2
fun and games 4 years

Apple Managing Director Steve Jobs has explained that following the successful launch of products such as the iPad, iTouch and iPhone, the next natural step in the company portfolio is to patent the...

A little sauce costs HP CEO his job 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Lightest loose-change shower ever recorded at nude rollercoaster record attempt 0
jp1885 4 years
Katie Price's vagina confirmed as temporary London 2012 venue 1
JayGee 4 years

The new space is expected to hold up to 10,000 spectators...

"You cheating bastard Crouch" says fellow competitor for world`s tallest man 0
jayjay22 4 years

more soon....

BBC news proof-reader detained for questioning about 2,003 murders 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Theft of BBC laptops actually just one but repeated 146 times 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Tory minister suggests milk from cloned cows be given to under-5’s to save money 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Oh Is There Not One Toady Here...... - 23567 186
afternoonslow 4 years

From the first three pages of the [s]Cringing Flunkies[/s] Chat Room, at random;, F Mary Evans, offline, Member, Well done Ricky boy! Super FP, crack a few more off and let's see you in the...

Forelock tugging to be included in History syllabus 2
ramblesnake 4 years

for 12 year olds whose mummy and daddy can't afford to send them to a proper school...