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Tabloid claims ‘Massive online pedophile ring-busted by cops’: sacks proofreader 0
Qoxiivi 16.03.11 4:17pm
Qoxiivi
'We're just coming into Devon, so we should see Dart...

moor soon.'...

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John Wiltshire 18.03.11 10:19am
Sinnick
'We would have preferred vouchers', say Wootton Bassett residents. 0
The Paper Ostrich 16.03.11 3:24pm
The Paper Ostrich
Jonathan Ross to move out of Wooton Bassett

[more soon]...

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bonjonelson 16.03.11 3:07pm
bonjonelson
Public allowed to shoot charity fund-raisers who accost you in the street

David Cameron today announced a new aspect of The Big Society, namely that if you are accosted in the street by a student on minimum wages who pretends they are working for Save the Squid and gives...

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John Wiltshire 16.03.11 3:01pm
John Wiltshire
Trend for eating at your desk inspires the new Deskfast Bar range: Eat'n'click

The Eat'N'Click is for the busy executive who is just so fucking important they can't miss a minute of internet time It's for those whom manners are not an option It's for the guys who just DOn't...

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ronseal 16.03.11 2:38pm
ronseal
C3-PO in "Golden rod" scandal at Wilmslow stationers 1
simonjmr 16.03.11 2:56pm
Scroat
Rope and sack makers involved in drive-by juting 0
simonjmr 16.03.11 2:14pm
simonjmr
Sectarian violence erupts at fish pedicure salons in Belfast and Glasgow

The Glasgow and Belfast salon's of Dr Fish had to be closed for several hours yesterday afternoon after violent clashes erupted between Catholics and Protestants and Celtic and Rangers fans....

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simonjmr 16.03.11 2:12pm
simonjmr
Obama Deploys Unmanned Drone to Fight for Health Insurance 0
Q William Bacon 16.03.11 2:09pm
Q William Bacon
Poundland to cut everything in half to avoid price rise. 0
SingingHinny 16.03.11 2:01pm
SingingHinny
Royal name for Wooton Bassett: Now to be called Bertie Bassett

It takes all sorts...

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beau-jolly 17.03.11 1:35pm
rikkor
UN designates tracksuit bottoms as an official no-fly zone

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dicky37 16.03.11 1:17pm
dicky37
Tickets for Olympic events featuring Victoria Pendleton sold out already

Organisers (to use the term loosely) of the London 2012 Olympics have announced that all tickets for events featuring Victoria Pendleton have already sold out., 'They all seem to have been bought by...

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John Wiltshire 16.03.11 1:19pm
DiY
Midsomer residents five times more likely to be accused of murder than other

minorities, says report...

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the coarse whisperer 16.03.11 12:44pm
Scroat
Coe says Olympics Countdown malfunction was deliberate. 'It's a stop-watch' 0
pinxit 16.03.11 12:12pm
pinxit
Nick Clegg reiterates Cameron policies - it's His Tory repeating 0
simonjmr 16.03.11 11:59am
simonjmr
Russia announces winner of 2018 World Cup final - Russia

Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin today announced the winner of the 2018 football World Cup final., At a press conference, he said: 'The whole world knows that the decision to hold the 2018...

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John Wiltshire 16.03.11 11:55am
John Wiltshire
YOU ARE ALL VICTIMS OF A DRIVE-BY SHOUTING!!!!!!1111 0
bonjonelson 16.03.11 11:40am
bonjonelson
Daily Telegraph: Leaked emails reveal Osborne plans to nationalise the Internet 0
theumpire 16.03.11 11:35am
theumpire
Triffids on loose after Brian Cox's teeth cause TV viewers to wake up blind 0
pinxit 16.03.11 11:34am
pinxit
Fisherman reels after being presented award of Master Baiter of the year

Just a thin line...

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OldThingy 16.03.11 11:32am
OldThingy
Hampshire Lady says "they're all dry now - ooh! - ooh! -ooh!"

come again?...

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OldThingy 16.03.11 11:29am
OldThingy
Police hunt superfast pied piper after drive by fluting 0
dandare70 16.03.11 11:23am
dandare70
C3PO blames 'car keys' for three hour airport security delay 3
allmyownstunts 16.03.11 4:17pm
allmyownstunts
Gaddaffi gets carried away and regains Bahrain by mistake 0
Basil_B 16.03.11 10:50am
Basil_B
Gene Hackman and Willem Dafoe agree to star in remake of 'Midsomer Burning' 0
charlies_hat 16.03.11 10:33am
charlies_hat
Police dogs hunt rogue vetenarian after drive by neutering 1
charlies_hat 16.03.11 8:59pm
Ironduke
Journalists in meltdown over Japan tragedy

Journalists from all the news media were said to be 'in meltdown' today at the increasing disaster in Japan., A spokesman for the journalists, veteran Ron Codger, said: 'This is the best thing...

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John Wiltshire 16.03.11 10:26am
John Wiltshire
Adele splits from boyfriend; Uh-oh, says worried nation 0
Oxbridge 16.03.11 10:22am
Oxbridge