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Rioters tell BBC they're rioting at cuts in services coming into force next year

Rioters have been so dismayed at proposed cuts in services, mooted to come into play in the next budgeting period, that they've started looting shops already...

ronseal 09.08.11 9:43am
Crack riot police unit set to pounce at first site of middle class softies

A tough unit of riot police will spring into action - as soon as they spot some middle class softies. The police, who've not been evident so far, could finally get the chance to flex their law...

ronseal 09.08.11 9:37am
Cops On Camera recommissioned for 25 more series. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 09.08.11 9:29am
BlackBerry underclass riot 0
roybland 09.08.11 9:05am
Elite ex Bullingdon Club members to re-form for one off gig in London 0
charlies_hat 09.08.11 9:04am
Polari and Cockney Rhyming Slang In Cottaging Scandal. 11
rikkor 09.08.11 9:03am
Public school ponce to sort out rioters 0
roybland 09.08.11 8:52am
Disappointment as ‘lost’ Stieg Larsson novel revealed as ‘Plinky the Pixie' 0
jp1885 09.08.11 8:52am
Sky buys rights to all wedding, birth videos 0
jp1885 09.08.11 8:50am
Council to trial paper bin bags 0
jp1885 09.08.11 8:49am
Queen to receive elocution lessons after condemning London 'raahters'

The Queen and senior members of the Royal Family are being given emergency training in the intelligible pronunciation of 'riot' in order to respond effectively to the week's events in London. The...

The Paper Ostrich 09.08.11 8:45am
The Paper Ostrich
All rioting ceases as Teresa May threatens to 'wade in'. 0
jp1885 09.08.11 8:37am
Riots scheduled to end on Friday ‘once restorative justice fulfilled’

Organisers of the riots that have hit English cities this week have announced on Twitter that an end to the violence is due on Friday as restorative justice should have been achieved by then....

ianslat 09.08.11 8:31am
Post-Entitlement Art Movement Summer Exhibition Wins Widespread Accolade.

[url=] Avant-Garde Cowardliness in England: Not Coping with Contemporary Life [/url] Set in London, Birmingham and other English cities it is a...

arflaethel 09.08.11 8:27am
PM urges insurers to deal swiftly with claims including holiday cancellations 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.08.11 7:56am
Duncan Biscuit
French arm rioters 0
Sinnick 09.08.11 7:55am
Syria moves tanks into Croydon 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.08.11 7:53am
Duncan Biscuit
Record audience for ‘London’s Burning’ repeat 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.08.11 7:50am
Duncan Biscuit
Rioters 'have fled to Venezuela', claims William Hague 0
rickwestwell 09.08.11 7:41am
UN sanctions air strikes on London 0
ianslat 09.08.11 7:41am
Taliban leaders offer to send peace keeping force to Croydon. 0
wallster 09.08.11 7:40am
Celebrations as Glasgow Kiss awarded protected name status 0
jp1885 09.08.11 7:33am
Cameron returns home 'to get a new laptop' 0
jp1885 09.08.11 7:33am
Dumpiness epidemic caused by widescreen TVs, say experts

The increasing numbers of squat and dumpy children in British families is not due to poor diets and a lack of exercise as first thought but is, experts believe, a symptom of the proliferation of...

jp1885 09.08.11 7:21am
Zeitgeist Publishing launches 'What Loot' for the shop with violence community

With Currys, Dixons and Footlocker giving away free goods and making money on the warranties these days, looters are in desperate need of guidance, says Gerry Hambleton, launch editor of 'What Loot'...

ronseal 09.08.11 7:14am
Veteran of 1981 Toxteth riots condemns latest unrest in London

“When we were on the streets” started John Ashurst now 57, “we had reason to be on the streets. That Thatcher woman, no jobs, no coin, and no prospects. Look at the fools in London. They got so...

brownpaperreporter 09.08.11 6:53am
NATO to provide air support to London rioters. 0
Stan 09.08.11 6:51am
Dumb looter smashes brick through own PC screen to raid online store 0
brownpaperreporter 09.08.11 2:51am
Ebay reduces number of steps to buy an item to 42 0
Dumbnews 09.08.11 1:36am
With so many hoodies now needing hugging David Cameron has resolved to return

at once from Italy and get on with the job...

Awkward Facts 09.08.11 1:28am
Awkward Facts