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Scientists prove football is not a game of two halves. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
EU ruling means next year’s ‘BGT’ becomes ‘Europe’s Got Talent’. 1
Stan Laurel 4 years

It has been confirmed that this year’s series of ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ will be the last of its kind following a EU ruling that will force the talent contest to be opened up to all European...

Cumbrian Murders Luxury Coach Tours Co 1
ramblesnake 4 years

advised to leave it a week...

'Data leads to Knowledge, Knowledge leads to Power', Yoda now works at Google 0
dan_waterworth 4 years
Brycreem claims record for world's biggest oil slick 0
roybland 4 years
Englands captain curse sees Ferdinand sidelined. Fans want Heskey as replacement 0
TerribleTim 4 years
Ahmadinejad dismantles nuclear armoury after discovery of Iranian Dale Winton. 0
MightyBlair 4 years

Search ongoing for North Korean Alan Titchmarsh...

Gravediggers forced to cheer-up in funereal service overhaul 0
MightyBlair 4 years
Sky News Gives a Child a Chance 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years

Sky News defended its decision to broadcast an interview with a nine-year-old boy who witnessed one of Derrick Bird's murders. "Going over the traumatic event that has shaken the community to its...

Higgs-Bowson particle discovered during Hotpoint spin-cycle. 0
MightyBlair 4 years

Large Hadron Collider 'not redundant' after discovery that 'it washes beautifully at 30 degrees'...

Society of the Bleedin' Obvious unsure of purpose 1
roybland 4 years
Corpse left outside florists as tribute to murder victim 1
roybland 4 years
Writer downs his tool as knob gag gag hits home 0
andhrimnir 4 years

no more soon...

Ed Balls lands new role 0
euankitson 4 years

Amist speculation MGM have tonight announced that the new James Bond actor is to be Ed Balls. After the departure of Daniel Craig from the franchise the film-makers allowed actors to put themselves...

(reposting) Newsbiscuit starts Anti-Smut Campaign 4
PluckyMunky 4 years

'We just don't need this schoolboy, peurile, filth', says Merton solicitor, Brian Kane, a tall man with a very long but flacid cock. (It may be clearer, now, why it was deleted)...

Drogba Elbowed Out 1
Doctor Moptop 4 years
Potters Bar witness "heard a bang". It's going to be a long ol' inquest. 9
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Channel 5 reschedule cricket highlights after the misery at Old Trafford today 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

more respect later...

Job seekers allowance to be scrapped in favour of job avoiders get fuck all. 6
Basil_B 4 years

Announced Cameron after todays cabinet meeting...

Burglars. Want a 50" plasma TV? Just pick a house with a St Georges flag on it 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years

So you're not disturbed make sure its a day when England play and theyve gone to the pub to watch it...

EasyJet ash test integrity questioned when sensors found outside school discos 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

and pubs, hospital maternity wards and office buildings but nowhere near a volcano...

Police question Welshman after massive knob painted on Uffington white horse 4
andhrimnir 4 years

during what he claims is "smut hour"...

Lid Dem policy influence holds sway as Custard to be made new national dish. 2
Basil_B 4 years

A triumphant beaming Nick Clegg appeared from this afternoons cabinet meeting making the announcement that custard will be the new national dish, ' Ever since the election I have fought hard with...

Police on alert as another mild-mannered man turns nasty 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years

false alarm its only Hong Kong Phooey,

Capello orders unpresidented amounts of cotton wool to wrap up Rooney 0
differentgravy 4 years
Syphoning advice from MP enables BP to successfully funnel off oil spill 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

More expenses techniques soon...

David Cameron and Nick Clegg 'to wed in the spring.' 0
4 years
Robbie Williams' ego used to block up BP oil spill. 0
4 years

The recent oil spill crisis has been solved today, when BP officials revealed they had used an innovative new method of blocking the oil spill, using the ego of pop singer Robbie Williams. Robbie...

Jack Charlton put on standby as England World Cup defensive cover gets critical. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Body of Bobby Moore to be exhumed as extra back up should Charlton get injured...

Ken Dodds' Fathers Canine pet is alive and well 4
Svendo 4 years