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After egg throwing, Cameron says 'I want your babies' 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Transport Minister breaks ankle back-peddling over flight ban. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Lord Adonis who last week was very much in charge of the crisis and making decisions was today telling anyone who’d listen that it was down to the regulators whether to fly or not. He back-peddled...

Linguaphone include Estuary English in Modern Languages programme 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Moderately-humoured man ‘satisfied by occasional table joke’. 0
malgor 4 years
England on alert as Scotland announces nuclear programme. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
Relief as vulcanologists reveal Midlands built on Super Volcano. 0
MightyBlair 4 years

More going off anytime soon...

Thousands of east London hippies descend on Iceland to buy ash. 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Ryanair to charge for each time you open/close your window 0
Dumbnews 4 years
France moves closer to mandating Muslim women wear sexy clothing 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Brits at last whinging their way back home 1
roybland 4 years
Humpty Dumpty arrested after failed suicide attack on David Cameron 0
Stan Laurel 4 years
Ryanair eruption spews out the usual old rubbish 0
roybland 4 years
Reckless dyslexic throws cushion to the wind, More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
David Cameron blends in with Cornish locals by wearing shell suit. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Daily Mail vindicated as Cameron egg thrower was wearing a hoody. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

A Mail reporter on the scene had to be given smelling salts for a severe case of apoplexy. It is not yet known if the young man came from a single parent family on benefits or was an illegal...

Trains delayed. Ash on the lines. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Cameron visit. Egg thrown, police scrambled 3
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Cameron ends up with Clegg on his face 1
jp1885 4 years
Sword of Damocles removed due to health and safety fears. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
MGM's financial problems force them to replace the lion with a sock puppet. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Part-time traffic light found moonlighting as waitress. More soon. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Election Debate: Sky wants party leaders to have cheerleaders to 'liven it up' 0
Stan Laurel 4 years
Age of criminal responsibility to be lowered to two after blancmange attack 1
roybland 4 years

The government is planning to lower the age of criminal responsibility to two after a toddler launched a violent attack on his sister with a strawberry blancmange and a sherry trifle. 'The whole...

King's horses, men called in after Cameron incident. More soon. 1
QorbeQ 4 years
Spanish opera 'actually utter pants' after 'Plácido effect' discovered 1
QorbeQ 4 years

Domingo soon...

Scientists implicated in Icelandic volcano. 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Professor Hawking arrested. Police struggle to get answers, submit Court request for 'loads more questioning time'...

Occasional table occasionally not 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

With thanks to Mr Rimner...

Clapper Slapper vicar defrocked 1
Sigmund Freud 4 years

The vicar of St Agatha's in Little Widger has been dismissed for misuse of church property having been caught "entertaining" parishioner Veronica Folks with the whimbling iron from the church's...

Three generations, dead for 20 years, found under occasional table 2
PluckyMunky 4 years

Sorry, this is awful...

Alex Salmond looking to emulate Scottish Folk Hero William Wallace 6
Basil_B 4 years

by being hung by Westminster but without the drawing and quartering this time...