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Suppressed sneezes can cause head explosions, warn scientists 1
Christopher Frost 24.06.11 10:52pm
Al OPecia
Schwarzenegger finally admits Bono is second love child 0
simonjmr 24.06.11 9:45pm
simonjmr
Greece to Offset Debt by Copywriting Gods and Myths

Faced with the prospect of defaulting on it’s debts and having rejected Germany’s suggestion that it should sell off a few islands, Greece has decided to earn revenue from it’s stock of Gods...

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Quaz 24.06.11 9:03pm
Quaz
Luddites 'disappointed' with facebook flash-mob protest turnout. 0
the coarse whisperer 24.06.11 7:49pm
the coarse whisperer
Alternative Medicine Breaking News

The Alternative Medical council has announced plans to provide homeopathic defibrillators, in public places from next January., "The defibrillators, which provide a shock of 0.0001 volts, are just...

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Tom55 24.06.11 5:37pm
JohnA
Oxfam to slash its prices

Luxury charity shop chain Oxfam is to slash its prices to reflect straightened economic conditions.,  , 'We realize this will come as a great disappointment to our customers who are used to paying...

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roybland 24.06.11 5:16pm
roybland
Twitter policy provokes feminist hysteria

The microblogging website Twitter is at the centre of a gender discrimination fiasco, after the exposure of a secret policy which allows male users to post tweets of up to 150 characters in length...

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Christopher Frost 24.06.11 5:13pm
Christopher Frost
Laura Robson 'at an awkward age for editors'

The sports editors of Britain’s tabloids will breathe a collective sigh of relief later today when Laura Robson, 17, is knocked out of Wimbledon by screaming banshee Maria Sharapova. “We just...

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pere floza 24.06.11 4:33pm
Local man dislikes Starbucks, saying "It's not my cup of tea" 0
Dumbnews 24.06.11 3:59pm
Dumbnews
Old age can kill, study warns

Hundred of thousands of people are being put at increased risk of death because of their age, a study warns today. The shock finding is reported by researchers at the University of Alabama who found...

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roybland 24.06.11 3:50pm
Mrblacker
America to be drained after man urinates into the Mississippi. 1
Griffin 24.06.11 3:48pm
JohnA
Eurozone more dangerous than taking your hairdryer into the bath, warns watchdog

The UK faces instant death by electrocution if it even touches anything in the Eurozone, warned Britain's newest financial risk watchdog today. The watchdog, led by the governor of the Bank of...

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PamChristianAnderson 24.06.11 3:37pm
Jeremy Hunt
Murray annoyed by shouts of 'come on, Mr. Perry'. 6
be reasonable 24.06.11 3:30pm
JohnA
World's rich list 'love shopping in Poundland', survey reveals

The world's richest men and women have revealed the secret of their financial, success: buy as much crap as possible in Poundland. A series of anonymous interviews with the secretive people on the...

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PamChristianAnderson 24.06.11 3:19pm
Jeremy Hunt
IMF imposes cuts on length of Greek surnames 0
roybland 24.06.11 3:17pm
roybland
BMW to recall over 450,000 drivers after safety concerns - 234

BMW says it will recall up to 450,000 European drivers of its 2002 to 2011 models after "significant safety concerns" were raised. The luxury car maker says drivers of all models in the BMW ranges...

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bonjonelson 24.06.11 3:17pm
be reasonable
Maria Sharapova 'quiet as a mouse' in bed, says ex-lover

Saves it all up for when playing tennis, according to old flame...

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Leeboy007 24.06.11 3:06pm
Jeremy Hunt
English Heritage launches Pink Plaque ‘outing’ scheme

English Heritage is to launch a pink plaque scheme following on from the long success of its blue plaque scheme, which was founded in 1866. Unlike the blue plaque scheme, which commemorates the...

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Dick Everyman 24.06.11 3:01pm
Dick Everyman
Union control of Ed Miliband's face 'an emotive issue'

Ed Miliband has put forward a forthright case for choosing his own facial expressions. Under the current system, the leader of the Labour party can only display two expressions, which are decided on...

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24.06.11 2:55pm
Wimbledon lawn tennis apologises to Serena Williams for having grass courts. 0
Basil_B 24.06.11 2:49pm
Basil_B
Scientists confirm Andrew Marr 'not of this Earth'.

As people of the UK have suspected for some time, BBC presenter Andrew Marr has been declared 'not of this Earth' by leading medical experts. More to follow...

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Leeboy007 24.06.11 2:42pm
Leeboy007
The Archers’ "Made in a Brummy studio’ conspiracy

Archer’s fans have jumped to the defence of their favourite series following claims that it does not actually follow the lives of people in the country but is fabricated in a Birmingham inner city...

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Dick Everyman 24.06.11 2:07pm
Dick Everyman
13 Smurfs dead as 'blue balls' epidemic worsens 0
Christopher Frost 24.06.11 1:08pm
Christopher Frost
1.2m Olympics tickets allocated to Mr. Y. Fronts as student prank backfires 0
grottymonty 24.06.11 1:06pm
grottymonty
Lord Coe defends Olympic ticket allocation

Lord Coe, 'organiser' of the 2012 Olympics, today robustly defended the way that tickets for the event have been allocated., 'Everything has been organised with military precision,' he announced....

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John Wiltshire 24.06.11 12:59pm
John Wiltshire
Bank of England calls for new definitions of the word debt

The Bank of England's new financial policy committee (FPC) has called for new definitions to be used relating to the word debt after concerns were raised today by UK banks' exposure to the eurozone...

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Basil_B 24.06.11 12:35pm
Basil_B
Scientists prove that deep-frying mars-bars can turn them into cocaine 1
bonjonelson 24.06.11 12:31pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Parents disappointed by ticketing system for sports day 0
Mr Payne 24.06.11 12:23pm
Mr Payne
Levi Bellfield sentenced to be converted into a Nuclear Plant by 2025 0
Iamthestig 24.06.11 12:14pm
Iamthestig
Cheryl Cole to take a break from whatever it is she does

Cheryl Cole has sensationally announced that she is to quit showbiz as she needs to take a time out to recover from her recent heavy schedule. The former member of Girls Aloud who hasn’t been seen...

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grottymonty 24.06.11 11:48am
grottymonty