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Guardian reports "Police on street after ironing"

retraction later...

virtuallywill 07.08.11 11:37am
The British Spring exploded yesterday in Tottenham. Ministers flee abroad...

As civil order collapses Prime Minister Cameron has already flown to Italy...

Awkward Facts 07.08.11 10:49am
Awkward Facts
US solves global economic crisis by making trite Hollywood film about it

American policy-makers were celebrating last night after coming up with a solution to the world debt crisis., The White House signed an 11th-hour deal forcing Disney, Pixar and DreamWorks to...

FraserWords 07.08.11 10:43am
"Tory Government's Looting And Robbing Cause Of Tottenham Riot,".....

say experts...

Jesse Bigg 07.08.11 10:27am
Jesse Bigg
Tragic accidental death of Richard Hammond to close current run of Top Gear

Popular motoring presenter Richard Hammond is to be accidentally killed in a tragic ratings-boosting episode of Top Gear to end the current series. Exact details have yet to emerge although the...

nickb 07.08.11 10:17am
Cameron Urges Tottenham Rioters To Buy His.......

.."Big Society" balloons...

Jesse Bigg 07.08.11 9:50am
Jesse Bigg
New 'inflate-a-pool' convinces Google sat-cams that you're mega rich

New inflate-a-pool technology, that looks like an outdoor pool to Google Earth's satellite cameras, is helping recession hit Brits to keep up with the Cyber Jones in their twin towns. 'Croydon has...

ronseal 07.08.11 8:40am
pere floza
Olympic torch to be replaced with flame-effect replica on the Tottenham stretch

just in case....

pere floza 07.08.11 8:34am
pere floza
Redknapp optimistic as Tottenham put in strong performance in riot season opener

Tottenham boss, Harry Redknapp is said to be 'Over the moon' with his team's confident start to the new riot season. Despite a stiff defence by the Metropolitan Police, the Spurs squad were able to...

wallster 07.08.11 7:06am
Jeffrey Archer and Johan Hari arrested as police try to avert Copy Cat riots 0
ronseal 06.08.11 10:29pm
Children’s entertainers ‘Kompletely Krackers’ split over comedic differences

The world of children’s entertainment was in shock today following the announcement that Mike Lamb and Brent Logan, better known as ‘Kompletely Krackers’ are to end their 20 year partnership...

antharrison 06.08.11 8:12pm
News Of The World phone hacker hacks mother-in-law to death.

News Of The World reader Ted Snivel has hacked his mother-in-law to death in Bognor Regis. Mr Snivel, who boasted to neighbours that he worked for M15, claims to have been under massive stress...

rebel not taken 06.08.11 6:53pm
Anti-fracking protesters told to 'frack off' 0
Christopher Frost 06.08.11 6:31pm
Christopher Frost
Worthing pensioners caught in Doggy position.

Retired cinema usherette Marjorie Fosdyke-Spratt has set tongues wagging in Worthing. Miss Fosdyke-Spratt, who is 102, was discovered under West Pier slumped over her zimmer frame with her knickers...

rebel not taken 06.08.11 6:11pm
rebel not taken
David Schneider set to join Manchester City 0
Christopher Frost 06.08.11 4:53pm
Christopher Frost
Market report

Apologies for digging out my own old stuff, but [url=]this[/url] seems quite apt at present...

Des Custard 06.08.11 4:47pm
Des Custard
Eton. 4
Screenie 06.08.11 2:31pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA1 Taxis downgraded 1
exigo 06.08.11 2:16pm
Unmarried USA decides to get pregnant and live in a council house. 1
Al OPecia 06.08.11 2:15pm
U.S. loses 'AAA' status - no longer able to use the remote 1
Skylarking 06.08.11 1:55pm
Halfords runs out of ‘IE user on board’ signs

Shit - just seen this story was a hoax. Thought it was merely a piece of conveniently interpreted 'research' paid for by Firefox, Opera or the like. But it’s not. It was entirely fabricated. So,...

Qoxiivi 06.08.11 12:28pm
US presidential residence to be renamed The BrightHouse. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 06.08.11 12:12pm
Jonny Marbles in talks with prison daddy about launching his own perfume

Publicity hungry Jonny Marbles has taken the first step in the self promoters classic career journey and got himself a short period of martyrdom. Now he's looking to use that prison time by...

ronseal 06.08.11 10:04am
Al Qaeda claims credit for News of the World implosion 0
ronseal 06.08.11 9:55am
Keith Richards starts new career in TV with game show: Totally Wiped-out

Rolling Stone Keith Richards is to hang up his guitar and embark on a new professional life in television., It is thought the response to his script for a new children’s game show, Totally...

FraserWords 06.08.11 8:21am
deleted, don't like it

more later...

virtuallywill 06.08.11 7:54am
National Front announces ‘Retro-Racism’ festival.

Following the success of Wayne Hemmingway’s ‘Vintage at Goodwood’ festival, old-school racist organisation the National Front (yes, they’re still going) have announced that they will be...

Corrigan 06.08.11 12:25am
Window's new Hindi font named after MS Dhoni 0
Ado 05.08.11 11:15pm
Cricket chiefs launch emergency inquiry into crisis in English game

The England and Wales Cricket Board has launched an emergency inquiry into the crisis in the English game., ECB President Lord Buffington said action was essential to halt the England side’s...

FraserWords 05.08.11 10:32pm
Norwegian police discover polar bear’s 1,500-page online manifesto 8
Qoxiivi 05.08.11 9:41pm