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Paper clip found in street is in fact long lost email attachment 0
biscuit tin 4 years

A man who found a paper clip on the ground outside his home yesterday was astonished to discover that it was in fact an email attachment that was originally sent 3 years ago., It seems the...

Kim and Aggie attempt to descale Everest 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
The Independent publishes ultimate World Cup Wallchart 1
Mrblacker 4 years

It will chart the progress of people filling in the charts given out free by other newspapers. For each day of the tournament, people will be able to fill in a box and proudly display how much of...

Study finds stock markets perform opposite to what you expect half the time 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Red Missed? 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years

The truth behind Benitez's departure from Liverpool Football Club is revealed to be a question of scale. Rafa left Valencia over an infamous argument about home d├ęcor stating: "I asked for a table...

New reality tv show follows the boring and uneventful lives of its contestants 3
Dumbnews 4 years
World Cup Latest: USA Accuses Mexico of 'Nacho Posturing' 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years
Lorry Driver's Union accuses Taxi Drivers Union of Copyright Theft 2
antharrison 4 years
Catholic church regrets naming priest's new swimwear range "Peados" 4
brownpaperreporter 4 years
World Cup TV coverage cancelled after schedules clash with Big Brother live feed 0
QorbeQ 4 years

No more soon, after this one...

BP 'hopeful' that leaking oil well is nearly empty. More soon. 1
deskpilot3 4 years
Capello reveals real reason for leaving Walcott out of World Cup Squad 0
Mrblacker 4 years

The England manager Fabio Capello's explained why he decided to leave the Arsenal player Theo Walcott out of his 23 man World Cup Squad. Speaking just hours after arriving at the team's South...

Christians clinch Santa deal 8
Zadok the second 4 years

Father Christmas insists joining Christianity was always his preferred choice. In a surprise move, rumoured to be worth in excess of 4.2 million indulgences, Father Christmas has been bought by the...

Adam Crozier left fuming as his bonus cheque gets "lost" in the post. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Alan Bennett wins 'Briton's Got Lament' 0
antharrison 4 years

More soon, but, uh, you know, it might never happen, at least that's what Doris said...

Preston haberdasher hangs up beef curtains 4
PluckyMunky 4 years
Media to leave people of Whitehaven to mourn in peace. Just kidding. 0
dandare70 4 years
Sniggers silenced in Somerset council meeting, sfattys and sgingers next targets 1
QorbeQ 4 years

More political incorrectness soon...

Vatican introduces the American Express Gold Preferred credit card 0
Dumbnews 4 years

American Express announced the introduction of the Vatican Gold Preferred Credit Card, which will allow followers to receive prayer points for all credit purchases. Specifically the card will: Earn...

BA apologise for breach of privacy rules after revealing 1
andhrimnir 4 years

that Osama bin Laden is a member of their frequent flyer program...

Stranded BA passengers "praise" Human Traffickers for getting them home 1
thackaray 4 years

BA passengers stuck in far flung exotic destinations such as Thailand, Australia and Iraq, are being offered the chance to come back on BA flight 1 week later than planned or book with the local...

England in shock 3 - 0 defeat by welcoming dancers 1
Scroat 4 years

More disappointment soon...

Controversial "rural shooting" scripts for final Last of the Summer wine canned 1
simonjmr 4 years
'Take an old bag shopping in Wales' 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

and save 7p charge for plastic bags, says Wales Assembly Government...

Heart-stopping moments 'occasionally unavoidable' say cardiac surgeons 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Vince Cable in rush to be HD Ready for the digital switchover 0
Iamthestig 4 years

Probably well late to the party with this one...

Burger King to pay for all paper towels in Chip Fat Oil clean up at drive thru 0
Iamthestig 4 years

After one of the most shocking environmental incidents, fast food chain Burger King finally agreed to pay for the clean-up operation at it's Bluewater drive thru restaurant. The Chip fat oil...

Cameron to visit Whitehaven two days too late 0
simonjmr 4 years
Crossbow cannibal 'distraught' at losing No1 spot. 0
ED209 4 years

Friends and family of 'Crossbow cannibal' killer Stephen Griffiths is reported by close pals as being 'inconsolable' after losing his position as the bookies' favourite for 'Britain's got Weapons'. ...

Call for more murders following soap opera cancellation 0
jp1885 4 years

Downtrodden husbands across the UK are demanding that murderers and serial killers 'step up to the plate' after it was announced that an episode of Coronation Street had to be cancelled in the wake...