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Acrid smoke chokes London as Nation burns mountain of unwanted Olympic shit 0
12.08.12 6:44pm
'Coincidence' cited as Olympic sponsors hijack Farah & Bolt's Mobot celebrations

pinxit 12.08.12 6:21pm
Buying Olympics tickets to be Olympic discipline at Rio 2016 0
pitflaps 12.08.12 6:18pm
Even most ardent sport fans admit Googleathlon is a bit tedious

Of all the events in the 2012 Olympic Games, organisers and viewers are now said to be a bit cheesed-off with the decision to introduce the Googleathlon to the competition. The Googleathlon, which...

antharrison 12.08.12 5:29pm
After dressage, Ashleigh and Pudsey tipped for 2016 Rio gold medals

Following the success of British competitors in the horse riding dressage event the IOC has included dancing human-dog talent acts into the 2016 games to be held in Rio. The event was included to...

antharrison 12.08.12 4:48pm
Boris to Pass Lighted Beckham to Mayor of Rio

In a separate tribute to the great Olympian's contribution David Cameron states that all schools will be required to deliver two hours of Beckham Studies every week...

paulo 12.08.12 4:13pm
Obama Gives Up Presidency- "I Am Tired Of Being A Babysitter For Crybaby's".

President Obama has shocked the nation when, at his monthly public address, he announced that he was quitting the Presidential race. Millions of voters across the nation were either shocked, angered...

12.08.12 2:18pm
News Of The World- The Year 2020

News highlights- Reuters- April 1, 2020. SWITZERLAND- The once wealthy nation of Switzerland, still refusing to join the EU, has suffered yet another downturn in it’s economy. At one time the...

12.08.12 2:13pm
Police make startling admission as missing haystack is found in corner of field

Norfolk police admitted yesterday that although they searched the field next to Jim Matthews farmhouse after receiving a 999 call, they failed to find a missing haystack because of 'human error'. Mr...

roybland 12.08.12 1:30pm
Quintet of tattoed totty to top off tournament 0
Drylaw 12.08.12 1:26pm
Fears that BBC may ‘implode’ post Olympic Games

The BBC were today denying that contingency plans were being made to continue some sort of broadcasting operation should it ‘implode’ after the Olympics. Journalists and others within the...

newsfelch 12.08.12 11:56am
Roberto Mancini Diagnosed With Compulsive Shopping Disorder 1
12.08.12 11:16am
Veteran Olympians complain Gold Medals getting easier each year. 0
MADJEZ 12.08.12 10:00am
A-level results day 'eclipsed by Olympic medal awards' schools fear

Thursday's A-level results which are traditionally received by teenage girls with histrionic tears and screams, may be eclipsed by the Olympic medal ceremonies. 'I honestly don't think I can compete...

roybland 12.08.12 9:21am
Cameron Makes Another U-Turn

Without telling any of his Cabinet, Prime Minister David Cameron made another u-turn this morning. 200 yards down the road on his way to Number 10 for another a hard day’s waffling and...

Reg Herring 12.08.12 9:05am
Reg Herring
Australia celebrate as they match Yorkshire women's medal tally

Australians are celebrating a sensational medal haul in the 2012 Olympics and hope to match the number of medals won by women from Yorkshire by the end the games...

apepper 12.08.12 8:31am
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button 12.08.12 7:50am
Frugal ghost spotted reading Thrifty Shades 0
Smart Alex 12.08.12 2:13am
Smart Alex
Connery and Lazenby play Bond - Moore to follow 0
Smart Alex 11.08.12 11:04pm
Smart Alex
U2's The Edge tells hard-of-hearing dessert waiter, "SUNDAE! BLOODY SUNDAE!" 1
Smart Alex 11.08.12 10:51pm
'Sorry' BMW agree to give cars to female olympians' husbands 0
11.08.12 9:48pm
Rocket science 'actually not that hard' research finds

'The common belief that rocket science is difficult - as evidenced by the expression 'it's not rocket science' - is false,' according to Dr Margaret Mosel of Oxford University. 'Our research found...

roybland 11.08.12 9:46pm
Successful Olympic coverage sees BBC relocate from Salford to London 0
Perks 11.08.12 9:37pm
Peter Hitchins sucsessfuly lands up his own ass on newsnight

Hopefully no more soon...

Quaz 11.08.12 8:56pm
The All New Jeni B
Romney picks Paul Ryan as running mate.

Record company set to cash in with re-release of "Eloise"...

Zen 11.08.12 8:09pm
Griffin Announces "Win A Gold To Stay Here" Policy For Black British Olympians

Nahhh scrub this, just an idea I felt like trying but it turned out to be bollocks so deleted...

Nowherefast 11.08.12 7:34pm
Spice Girls Tuning-Up To Snuff Out Olympic Flame 0
11.08.12 5:55pm
Clegg Joins Call For GB Medallist Embargo As BBC Accused Of Excessive Patriotism

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg today added his voice to a growing tide of international disquiet over the BBC's coverage of the London Olympic Games. Speaking in an interview broadcast by Doha...

Nowherefast 11.08.12 4:51pm
Things we did well at to be part of primary school curriculum says Cameron

Primeminister David Cameron today announced that competitive sports will be compulsary in all primary schools from next year., Schools throughout the country will be able to select up to three...

tedweasel 11.08.12 1:27pm
Mountain biker complaint about "unlevel playing field"

More to follow...

apepper 11.08.12 11:20am