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Bush thought water boarding was an Olympic sport claim 0
roybland 4 years
Bush in 'I won't apologize for Iraq war' shock 0
roybland 4 years
Biggest growth area in UK economy found to be motorist persecution 0
hero2zero 4 years

Cameron China team tout UK driver-persecution technology to the Orient as English councils support flagging coffers by hitting the easiest targets...

Office Worker Complains of Too Many Distractions. 0
arthurminnit 4 years

A worker in an as yet un-named office in London has complained about there being too many distractions for him to carry out his work efficiently., "Every day, people gather around me to talk about...

China reviews one child policy as orders flood in for i pod i pads and i phones 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Vatican launches 'Catholic Lite' for disillusioned Anglican priests 1
Scroat 4 years

No smells, no bells, just a few Hail Marys...

'No news is good news' is BBC's repsond to strkes affecting news ouput. 0
kpseymour 4 years
Creationist Hadron Collider produces ‘Big Adam’ 0
fernandomando 4 years
Catholics and Anglicans merge to form "Angliholics". 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Accountants Discover evidence of "Dark Money" at Cern 4
Rowly 4 years

After firing vast amounts of Money into the Cern Experiment project, which was initialy the search for The Higgs particle. so far, the Scientists have come up with no results., However, the...

Long-term unemployed "to be beaten with sticks and made to dance like bears" 15
rickwestwell 4 years
Milk and Flour Mixture Set to Batter UK 4
De-scribe 4 years
North Korea agrees to unclear disarmament 0
Sinnick 4 years
Cameron Off To China... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

To learn how to wall-off the ever-growing unemployed outside Southeast England...

Large Hadron Collider to cut costs by using Regular Hadrons instead 3
euanc 4 years

Scientists at the Large Hadron Collider near Geneva have been asked to cut costs by making do with Regular Hadrons from now on. With economies across Europe in crisis the cash available to support ...

NHS admits outbreak of stafford-le-cockups difficile 0
acwanaut 4 years

More soon, then twice as much, then four times as much...

US Republican Party Proposal... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.to formally adopt lottery rules as new American constitution, wins support from a group of multi-millionaires. It might, or more likely, might not be you...

Latest Tory Cut Hits The Telly 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.ie, audience laughter in TV comedy shows...

Gay Porn to include 'May Contain Nuts' allergy warning 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Cameron To Copy Irish Government's Big Cheese Give Away 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

But with a Tory difference - Hard cheese...

Ban on mail order food, will Hamper Xmas sales say John Lewis 1
Rowly 4 years
Republicans disband after dumb American voters still don't get the joke 6
Oxbridge 4 years

Republican party chiefs have announced that the party is to break up and will no longer contest elections. This, said Senate majority leader John Boehner, is because the US electorate has now proven...

Carlsberg's sponsorship of England team to be sponsored by Fosters 0
Andrew 4 years

Fosters have announced that as of next year, they will be sponsoring Carlsberg's ongoing sponsorship of the England football team. Under the terms of the deal, which sees Fosters supply 35% of the...

GMC finds Maxillo-Facial Proctologist guilty of talking out of his a**e. 0
Selma 4 years

The hospital consultant was found to be fabricating medical evidence which endangered patients lives. When questioned, he admitted to the charges and that he had always harboured a secret desire to...

Diplomacy forces Queen to accept 1,209 Facebook application invitations 7
Andrew 4 years

Just 24 hours after joining Facebook, Her Majesty the Queen has been forced to accept over 1,200 invitations to 'useless' applications. The invitations, from befriended heads of state, ask her to run...

Small Hadron Collider proposed for scientists on a budget 0
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon]...

'98% of internet content lifted from other content on internet' says report 7
Golgo13 4 years

A report released by Yahoo! today claims that 'as much as 98% of internet content has just been lifted from elsewhere, or reposted in a different format.' The report continues, 'The practice is...

Ipad users dominate the world in less than one generation 0
4ty2 4 years

as laptop uses will eventually dye out due to their lack of fertility caused by overheated testicles. Apple is currently working on a hands free system to allow Ipad users to have the hands free for...

Welfare reform latest: feckless to be given a feck. 5
Zadok the second 4 years
Call of Duty veteran lack "adequate" equipment 0
simonjmr 4 years

With the launch of Call of Duty: Black OPs this week, a number of veterans have spoken out that they face a crucial twenty four - to forty-eight hour period where they are likely to have inadequate...