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Nick Clegg no longer anyone's favourite joke 1
Oxbridge 4 years
Britain gets first white upper-class Prime Minister 17
Genghis Cohen 4 years

Only a year after the inauguration of the first black President of the United States, change swept through Britain last night as history was made and a white upper-class man ascended to the highest...

Camclegg's Artistic Ambitions 2
Doctor Moptop 4 years

From the office of Cabinet Member for Pork products, Eric Pickles, Lily (his fragrant personal assistant) let slip that the photogenic duo Camclegg have intensely personal artistic ambitions. "That...

Cameron 'recovering well' after Clegg dares him to eat his first Pot Noodle. 0
deskpilot3 4 years

Cameron returns the compliment by insisting that Clegg eats Smart Price pasty. Both expected to call in sick tomorrow...

Liberals Mum Tells Them That Morals Probably In Last Place They Left Them 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Post Election "Bring Me Sunshine" Woman Sectioned 0
RumbleBin 4 years

Beatrice Buttclench's husband can no longer deal with his wife's constant rendition of the Morecambe & Wise classic "Bring Me Sunshine" everytime she see's Cameron and Clegg together on televised...

Cameron and Clegg described as being 'shagged out' 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Coalition cabinet split over tea and biscuits 4
Ludicity 4 years

The first meeting of David Cameron's coalition cabinet has ended in chaos and division with angry arguments about the fairest distribution of tea and biscuits. ‘The existing system of...

Gordon Brown Forgets To Clear No 10's Browser History 10
Jimmy 4 years

London: Downing Street sources today have revealed that before leaving Number 10, former Prime Minister Gordon Brown had forgotten to clear the browser cache on his Internet Explorer 7 application,...

Campaign for Real Alcopops blasts 'beerification' of Britain's pubs 2
jp1885 4 years

CAMRAP, the pressure group dedicated to the preservation and promotion of sugary alcopops, has publicly hit out against what it sees as the increasing 'beerification' of the nations pubs and bars....

Opium prices mushroom 25
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
New Cabinet agrees to use Duckworth Lewis Method for future general elections. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
If you've been affected by the issues in todays Eastenders..... Get a life !! 0
MADJEZ 4 years

It's not real you know., More trues stories soon...

First cabinet meeting dissolves into chaos over use of ‘The Boss’ tea mug. 0
MADJEZ 4 years More Soon...

Clegg behaves like 'Private Pike' in first cabinet meeting 0
Ddigon o broblem 4 years

Former second hand car dealer and current Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg was amazingly asked to leave the room during David Camerons first cabinet meeting earlier today. Clegg who arrived at the meeting...

Abstaining childless woman not pregnant, just alcoholic 0
DrTurmoil 4 years

While aunts and other female family friends concluded that married 33-year-old Jane Hughes surprising decision to toast her parents’ 40th wedding anniversary with sparkling water rather than...

Berks. builder makes bathroom suite out of cow dung 1
PluckyMunky 4 years

'We have had some interest in it, but not too many firm orders, yet,' said Reg Poster. 'The bath is a particularly fine structure, redolent of the country side, once filled. The toilet bowl takes a...

Pro-protest Thai general sh-shot 0
Rorschach 4 years

Mmm-mmmm-mmmmore soon...

Cameron/Clegg flat share not all rosy, according to leaked diary entries 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Details of David Cameron's private diary have been leaked by 'someone snooping around his room', barely two days into the new shared living arrangements with Nick Clegg. 'I enjoyed a very strict...

New Culture Secretay Jeremy Hunt is now refusing to accept calls from people 0
Basil_B 4 years

who are apparently very keen to speak to a brother he hasn't even got called Mike...

Non-election news backlog may take ‘weeks to clear’, King told. 0
Rorschach 4 years

Lots and lots more soon...

Middle aged men sought for Pirelli spare tyre calendar 1
jp1885 4 years
Honeymoon over after Cameron suggests Style Council better than The Jam 3
Gary Stanton 4 years

An icy silence descended on No 10 Downing Street last night after Nick Clegg and David Cameron were unable to reach agreement over the all-important question of ‘Who is better – The Style Council...

Vast turnout at the Vatican as Fatima Whitbred holds mass alongside Pope. 3
Basil_B 4 years
George Osborne throws his toys out of the pram. No, literally. 1
Oxbridge 4 years
Pink Floyd unveil new gold brick in the wall machine. 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Album re-release set to rake in wads of cash. More soon...

Nigerian vice-presidential nomination leaves Biscuiteers in a quandary. 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

To joke, or not to joke, that is the question...

After Abu-dhabi unveil their 'gold in the wall' machine, Abergavenny introduce 0
Basil_B 4 years

their new 'coal in the wall' machine...

Crisp manufacturer in 'space race' bid 0
QorbeQ 4 years

UK crisp and snack food producer Walkers is believed to be aiming at the burgeoning 'space tourist' market after devloping a new space-age product line, based on their limited edition flavoured...

Tories relieved as mobile ban provides perfect excuse to be out of touch. 0
MightyBlair 4 years