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Qatar comes top in 2012 closing ceremony and 100 metres ticket ballots 0
Duncan Biscuit 01.06.11 12:50pm
Duncan Biscuit
Humiliation and abuse of vulnerable unacceptable outside radio studios says BBC 0
Duncan Biscuit 01.06.11 12:49pm
Duncan Biscuit
Michael Owen signs one year benchwarming deal. More soon. 1
MC One R 01.06.11 12:49pm
Disappointment for Camilla on finding the Hay Festival is about books not food 0
Duncan Biscuit 01.06.11 12:49pm
Duncan Biscuit
Care home abuse complaints soar, like a beautiful eagle

Four people who were arrested for alleged care home abuse have complained of police brutality on release from custody., Three policemen, a female officer and a police dog all claim that they have...

virtuallywill 01.06.11 11:52am
Supermarkets to crack down on disabled customers using BMW parking bays 5
Vertically Challenged Giant 01.06.11 11:50am
5 stars outbreak as more Newsbiscuit writers award themselves top marks

5 stars for this post, naturally...

Mr Payne 01.06.11 11:36am
FIFA vote by 372 to 17 not to postpone the election as all 189 votes are in

sums later...

virtuallywill 01.06.11 11:34am
Palin tour bus has bomb on board that will explode if she travels below 50mph

The much-heralded Sarah Palin One Nation Bus Tour has been given an added level of excitement after it was revealed that there is a bomb on board that will detonate if she takes her foot off the...

Ludicity 01.06.11 11:19am
'I am the ship's captain.' says Edward John Blatter. 0
Mr Payne 01.06.11 11:15am
Mr Payne
Blatter: 'World Cup to be awarded by 208 FIFA members - slush funds now open!'

FIFA president Sepp Blatter today acted to head off criticism of the way World Cup venues are decided by making it the vote of all member nations. All 208 members were in complete agreement with...

John Wiltshire 01.06.11 11:02am
John Wiltshire
Cowell slams 'mediocre' BGT hopefuls - 'They're too good for this show!'

Simon Cowell angrily attacked the quality of hopefuls for Britain's Got Talent But You Wouldn't Know It From This. He blasted them all as 'mediocre', and demanded a much lower quality of no-hopers.,...

John Wiltshire 01.06.11 10:42am
John Wiltshire
Abuse investigation reveals elderly people are being forced to live in Bristol 1
Qoxiivi 01.06.11 10:31am
Space shuttle Endeavour held up at Heathrow. 0
SingingHinny 01.06.11 9:50am
BBC withholds evidence of gross misconduct until there is a scheduling gap. 0
SingingHinny 01.06.11 9:44am
NHS hospitals to be reviewed after Panorama exposes care quality gap. 0
SingingHinny 01.06.11 9:41am
West Ham to sack Allardyce. 0
SingingHinny 01.06.11 9:39am
Francis Ford Coppola to film three-part story of Sepp Blatter's career. 0
SingingHinny 01.06.11 9:38am
Scottish news: Salmond wants Edinburgh Tattoo removed on the NHS... 0
be reasonable 01.06.11 9:10am
be reasonable
Cheryl Cole confirmed as judge at Mladic trial

Fresh from her removal on American X Factor Cheryl Cole is to take up a new position at The Hague as a judge in the trial of alleged war criminal Ratko Mladic. ‘I have already proved my judging...

Ludicity 01.06.11 8:52am
Mobiles cancer link scare causes Mothercare and Fisher-Price shares to plummet 0
pinxit 01.06.11 8:46am
Dignitas to serve cucumber in its restaurant 0
John Wiltshire 01.06.11 8:40am
John Wiltshire
Prince William to complain Blatter "acting like an unelected Monarch".

More humbug soon...

Al OPecia 01.06.11 6:06am
Al OPecia
Missing radio 4 pips found in infected cucumber. More soo-o-o-o-o-oooon. 0
Al OPecia 01.06.11 5:16am
Al OPecia
Daily Mail fail to cover cancer story

The British tabloid newspaper the Daily Mail has come under fire after failing to print a story on cancer. The newspaper, which is known for its reports on cutting edge surveys and studies (as well...

dannyboy206 01.06.11 1:50am
East London BNP face nightmare scenario of foreign invasion for Olympics

"By this time next year there'll be no room to swing your bicycle chain"...

JohnA 31.05.11 9:38pm
Pepsi worried that FIFA sponsorship will leave a bad taste... 0
deskpilot3 31.05.11 8:33pm
Pools panel to decide FIFA election. 0
deskpilot3 31.05.11 8:32pm
Cameron serves burgers for Obama. Clegg gets cucumber salad. 0
deskpilot3 31.05.11 8:30pm
"Final push" against Gaddafi will see Tripoli bombed with millions of cucumbers. 0
deskpilot3 31.05.11 8:28pm