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Forest of Dean facing cuts after wife gets hair stuck in teeth. 4
MightyBlair 4 years
Egg throws student at David Cameron 1
fernandomando 4 years

In a bizarre twist of fate, blamed largely on unforeseen consequences of the Hadron Collider experiment, ‘Egg’, the fictional hero of cult 1990s television drama ‘This Life’, manifested...

'Nick Clegg killed my puppy' claims tearful Cameron 0
Ludicity 4 years
Burglary at home of Liam Fox could be the work of Daily Mirror Chicken 0
Ludicity 4 years
Ryanair passengers charged extra for not checking in on time over past 7 days 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Civil Aviation Authority insist all aircraft use ‘safety canary’ 3
Ludicity 4 years

All airlines will be expected to attach a ‘safety canary’ to the nose cone of their planes to provide an early warning system against flying into clouds of dangerous volcanic ash, say the Civil...

Royal Navy take praise to heart, planning Med cruises 0
QorbeQ 4 years

British tourists, stranded in Europe after Icelandic volcano 'Colin' erupted, have heaped praise on the Royal Navy after their journey from Santander in northern Spain. The crew of HMS Albion have...

Plans for unclear fusion power station 'a little vague'. More soon. 3
QorbeQ 4 years
'Straight men will soon start buying iPads', claims Apple. 0
Ostsee 4 years
Dating site for 7 inch singles, hugely popular with women. 1
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Cable thieves sentenced, crime was 'politically motivated' says Judge. 0
QorbeQ 4 years

'We just want him back,' says Clegg. More soon...

Cameron extends praise to cowardly troops 0
ED209 4 years

In a rare show of recognition, David Cameron offered his thanks and praise to thousands of cowardly servicemen who are traditionally ignored by those praising the forces. ‘For too long,...

Cow records martyrdom video before being made into pies 0
ED209 4 years

Daisy the cow became the first bovine to release a martyrdom video, in an emotional broadcast released on al-Jazeira. In the ideo, she is depicted saying goodbye to all the customers who have drank...

Leader debate studio audience decided by proportional representation 0
Stan Laurel 4 years
Photo of Cameron getting egged is definitely one for the albumen 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Cameron updates election slogan: Mug a Hoody 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
All news media outlets to show pictures of people at airport arrivals 3
virtuallywill 4 years

Cuddly toys optional...

Volcanic cloud decimates Ryanair main revenue of baggage and sandwich profits 0
BigBish 4 years

Shares in Ryanair were suspended from trading on the stock exchange last night as forecast profits for the budget airline plummeted after the loss of is two greatest sources of profit. Chief Exec...

Nick Clegg submits planning application to extend rabbit warren to large mansion 0
antharrison 4 years

Thus avoiding VAT on a new build...

Large consignment of ostrich eggs arrive safely in Kirkcaldy 0
antharrison 4 years

More arrests soon...

Thieves sentenced to two years following an attempt of stealing copper cable 0
Basil_B 4 years

were felt hard done to by the decision because they didn't realise it may have been police property...

Cameron "Would have preferred quail's egg, asparagus and hollandaise sauce" 0
antharrison 4 years

With a ultra-dry Chablis...

Fresh lava eruption follows previous evening's post-beer vindaloo, says pub-goer 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Riots erupt after stranded given Volvic 3
MightyBlair 4 years
One egg is a "poultry amount" says Cameron. 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
New Elevena Lady dessicates bladder, kidneys. More soon. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Nick Clegg 'actually a second generation iPad' 0
fernandomando 4 years
After egg throwing, Cameron says 'I want your babies' 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Transport Minister breaks ankle back-peddling over flight ban. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Lord Adonis who last week was very much in charge of the crisis and making decisions was today telling anyone who’d listen that it was down to the regulators whether to fly or not. He back-peddled...

Linguaphone include Estuary English in Modern Languages programme 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years