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Lost critic reviews restaurant outside M25

A food critic for a leading Sunday newspaper missed a junction on the North Circular on Wednesday - and ended up visiting a restaurant well outside London. "The situation was desperate. My colleague...

16.05.11 7:45pm
Metropolitan Police to introduce automated bomb threat phoneline

A spokesman for the Metropolitan police announced the introduction of a dedicated, automated bomb alert phoneline today. The phoneline, which will be an 0845 number, should be introduced by the end...

16.05.11 7:16pm
French IMF Chief Learns What It's Like to Share Room with Randy Naked Man...

with Big Ron from G Block...

wolfie 16.05.11 7:07pm
Obama to continue tease of al Qaeda over photos of bin Laden corpse

Barack Obama’s tease of al Qaeda and the Taliban over the release of photographs of Osama bin Laden’s corpse is to continue. ‘The President is quite enjoying winding al Qaeda up over the...

roybland 16.05.11 4:48pm
Village side awarded franchise for next season's IPL

The prospect of international cricket's got the small Hampshire village of Appleshaw buzzing with excitement. The village's cricket team's been awarded a surprise entry into next season's Indian...

Mrblacker 16.05.11 4:24pm
Student receives Victoria cross for act of bravery during call of duty-black ops 0
Iamthestig 16.05.11 3:43pm
Ryanair to sue Swiss over 'suicide tourism' patent 0
roybland 16.05.11 3:38pm
FIFA denies corruption claims as Blatter guaranteed relection on 1st June 2011 0
simonjmr 16.05.11 3:33pm
Call to teach 'kiss of life' in schools welcomed by creepy chemistry teacher

A call by the British Heart Foundation for the government to Include the 'kiss of life' in the national curriculum, has been welcomed with open arms and a leer by oily secondary school chemistry...

roybland 16.05.11 3:29pm
Germans finally admit to making words up after Unternasalbeard enters dictionary 0
simonjmr 16.05.11 3:18pm
German wins best moustache prize

A German house painter has been awarded the title of the world's best moustache at the World Beard and Moustache Championship in Trondheim, Norway. Adolf Hitler won the title against stiff...

roybland 16.05.11 2:56pm
First balanced iPhone 4 review: The new iPhone is excellent

but on the other hand...

gaijintendo 16.05.11 1:27pm
Mr Payne
ICC investigators keen to question Gaddafi over disputed LBW call. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 16.05.11 1:11pm
Royal College of caterers called in to diffuse rogue chocolate bombe 0
simonjmr 16.05.11 12:40pm
Igloos can give you cancer, claims The Nunavut Mail 0
bonjonelson 16.05.11 12:34pm
Status Quo may celebrate life time acheivement award by learning a fifth chord

Francis Rossi says he heard that by putting your little finger on as well you can play something called a "seventh" but seeing as four chords have been enough to get them through their musical career...

gregle 16.05.11 12:27pm
Chambermaid feared the wrath of Strauss-Khan 1
simonjmr 16.05.11 12:18pm
Ball passes between sticks. Some men very happy. Some not.

More pointless drivel next season...

be reasonable 16.05.11 12:12pm
Man rotavating his garden at weekend too busy to post on Newsbiscuit

More eventually...

Screenie 16.05.11 12:08pm
Celebrated modern artist admits he’s ‘mostly just arseing about now’

Renowned artist Aaron Gillespie has shocked the art world with the admission that he lost interest in his work some time ago and isn’t even trying any more. In an interview with Art Monthly...

Vertically Challenged Giant 16.05.11 12:00pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Magnitude 8.5 Quake Strikes Gehry Buildings An earthquake measuring 8.5 on the Richter Scale has struck 62 buildings located throughout the world. The buildings were designed by...

Q William Bacon 16.05.11 11:54am
West Ham to name next former manager in 3 weeks' time. more soon 0
Mrblacker 16.05.11 11:49am
Have you been injured while at work ? You're probably Neil Lennon. 1
MADJEZ 16.05.11 11:42am
Flotsama Bin Laden or Jetsama Bin Laden?

its a fine point, but an important one...

Ironduke 16.05.11 11:30am
Elysse Palace release pictures of Sarkozky watching real-time video feed

The French Government released today a photo of President Sarkozy and his aides in their 'salle du situation' watching a real-time video feed from the elite 'hit team' sent to the Sofitel hotel in...

nw35th 16.05.11 10:46am
IMF Chief claims he was only engaging in "quantitative easing". More soon. 4
Al OPecia 16.05.11 8:56am
be reasonable
Barack Obama's Black Half Finally Overwhelms Him

During a tedious press conference during which President Obama repeatedly explained the financial estimates that would allow entitlement programs to remain funded while not exceeding the interim debt...

Q William Bacon 16.05.11 7:23am
IMF chief was 'just planking' on chambermaid 1
roybland 16.05.11 7:20am
God Comes Out As Gay

Who made the beauty of the sunset?, Who made the song of the bird?, Who made the many flowers?, Who made their many colors and perfumes?, Who made the cute little animals?, Who made the poofy...

Q William Bacon 16.05.11 7:13am
Vicky Huhne re-releases country classic, You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me..

Lib Dem loudmouth Chris Huhne is the subject of a new song released by his ex-wife to celebrate their relationship., Vicky Pryce (ne Huhne) has chosen to release her own version of the Kenny Rogers...

ronseal 16.05.11 12:08am