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Gaddafi asked to hand back all unexploded ordnance

as we need to claim the refund...

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greg various 23.06.11 6:28pm
greg various
One Show reporter diagnosed with gesticular cancer

The flamboyant One Show reporter Gyles Brandreth, has been diagnosed with gesticular cancer. The 63-year-old former Conservative MP broke the news during last night’s episode – moving presenter...

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Christopher Frost 23.06.11 5:24pm
borednow
Four Horsemen to field united team at 2012 Apocalympics

War, Famine and Death have reacted angrily to claims that they could take part in a united Armageddon team at next year's Apocalympics. The Judgement Day Apocalympic Association claims an "historic...

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LittleSpender 23.06.11 4:07pm
Golgo13
Post Office Counters hit by DDoS attacks

The UK’s post offices are being brought to a standstill by Distributed Denial of Service (DDoS) attacks. 'Sometimes the attacks are so well-organised that Mildred has to close her counter until...

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roybland 23.06.11 3:49pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Spiritualism re-launches with QWERTY Ouija board 0
Smaug 23.06.11 3:48pm
Smaug
Suu Kyi reveals how DJ Dave Lee Travis was worse than junta

Burmese pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi has said she spent her fifteen years under house arrest listening to Dave Lee Travis' BBC World Service music show in the hope her request would be...

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roybland 23.06.11 3:00pm
Basil_B
Photographer Shoots Irish Protester 0
Dick Everyman 23.06.11 2:54pm
Dick Everyman
John Galliano launches new range of insults

British fashion designer and style icon John Galliano today launched a new collection of insults and offensive comments that he's hoping will match his last efforts which are still the talk of the...

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Rizzo 23.06.11 2:49pm
Basil_B
Glastonbury festival goers must shit on Portillo after order mix up 0
simonjmr 23.06.11 2:35pm
simonjmr
Ferguson says Young’s arrival increases Utd’s falling over in the box options 0
Duncan Biscuit 23.06.11 2:25pm
Duncan Biscuit
Portaloo invasion threatens Glastonbury festival cancellation

Glastonbury festival organiser Michael Eavis was left in turmoil today after a consignment of a quarter of a million portaloos were delivered to the festival site this morning., 'Bloody red tape'...

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Basil_B 23.06.11 2:24pm
Basil_B
Scientists to name new form of mental illness 'Winehouseitis'

Leading medical experts from around the world have discovered a new form of mental illness and named it 'Winehouseitis'. The British Medical Association suggested the title as the illness' symptoms,...

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Leeboy007 23.06.11 2:23pm
Leeboy007
News of the axing of the Central Office of Information had to be leaked 0
Duncan Biscuit 23.06.11 2:19pm
Duncan Biscuit
Obama announces plan to reduce each of his speeches by 30,000 words 0
Duncan Biscuit 23.06.11 2:17pm
Duncan Biscuit
Mud confirmed as a last-minute booking at Glastonbury 0
Duncan Biscuit 23.06.11 2:17pm
Duncan Biscuit
Cheryl Cole breaks her silence to welcome release of artist Why-Aye 0
Duncan Biscuit 23.06.11 2:16pm
Duncan Biscuit
Woman phone-hacker suspect ‘still on the telephone’ say police 0
Duncan Biscuit 23.06.11 2:16pm
Duncan Biscuit
Tramp "outraged to be mistaken for John Galliano" 0
JohnA 23.06.11 2:02pm
JohnA
Homeopaths outraged as man pisses in reservoir

Anyone want to run with this?, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-13874089...

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beau-jolly 23.06.11 2:01pm
beau-jolly
Philip Davis: The disabled should be used as crash test dummies

Philip Davies, the Conservative MP for Shipley, has suggested that the disabled could be used as crash test dummies by car manufacturers. 'Let's face it,' he said, 'it's a winner for all concerned....

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John Wiltshire 23.06.11 2:00pm
JohnA
Henman 'to drop out of commentating Wimbledon for the BBC at the quarter finals'

After the quarter finals, he has nothing to say...

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JohnA 23.06.11 1:58pm
JohnA
Le Monde: "Brave French troops advance out of Afghanistan"

More Gallic bravery soon...

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JohnA 23.06.11 1:54pm
JohnA
Straw man "sick of having his arguments dismissed as fallacious"

Blames Nazis, Flat Earthers and Liberal Democrats for agreeing with him...

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JohnA 23.06.11 1:50pm
JohnA
Hell freezing over "caused by carbon dioxide as predicted by climate models"

says a desperate Greenpeace spokesperson. More soon...

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JohnA 23.06.11 1:50pm
JohnA
What is it with women and dishwasher stacking, asks a Financial Times leader

. A leader column in the Financial Times today has broken ranks with conventional thinking and dared to ask the question everyone's too scared to confront: why are women so bad at dishwasher...

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ronseal 23.06.11 1:46pm
Qoxiivi
Greggs back 'steak bake for all'

What a vote winner! From the stroy "Clegg backs 'bank shares for all'"...

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dotdash 23.06.11 1:31pm
dotdash
Afghani Catholics praise Obama's early withdrawal

but surprised as they had no idea there were any U.S seaman there...

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MaverickRat 23.06.11 1:23pm
MaverickRat
Bum TV hit by No Win No Fee claims

Following a deluge of complaints from obese, overweight and just plain fat people whose arses have been secretly filmed for television news programmes, legal firms are now mounting compensation...

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Dick Everyman 23.06.11 1:00pm
Dick Everyman
Johnny Cash was going to change name to Johnny Chip n Pin

to keep up with modern times, it has been revealed in a new book of memoirs...

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Leeboy007 23.06.11 12:48pm
Leeboy007
British troops surprised by French withdrawl of 4000 soldiers from Afghanistan

"we had no idea they had any here" says a senior officer in Helmand...

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brownpaperreporter 23.06.11 12:33pm
Griffin