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Marriage Ref panel takes 'Slightly too long to answer' on necrophilia dilemma 0
antharrison 09.07.11 8:49pm
antharrison
Betty Ford finally beats breathing addiction 3
beau-jolly 09.07.11 8:02pm
rikkor
OED rules that everything is now officially gay

Compilers of the Oxford English Dictionary have declared that everyone and everything must defined as gay from now on. According to editor-in-chief Dr Mark Boyle, a team of linguistic experts from...

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Oxbridge 09.07.11 8:01pm
rikkor
NOTW final edition proves so popular Murdoch decides to print again next week. 0
dominic_mcg 09.07.11 7:17pm
dominic_mcg
View from the Mound - a hot lesbian's take on today's world news (7/8 edition)

My apologies again for the large gap between my posts. I developed an RSI during Wimbledon and took some time off. Regular readers might recall that my super-hot Japanese girlfriend Akiko and I...

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SugarTits69 09.07.11 6:46pm
Quaz
250 innocent journalists rescued from Wapping Hell Hole

Today, The Newsbiscuit of the World can reveal how 250 innocent journalists were enslaved by a seedy MR Big called Rupert, who employed them to write showbiz stories, sports reports and gardening...

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ronseal 09.07.11 6:33pm
Quaz
Further space exploration hindered by its astronomical cost 0
Christopher Frost 09.07.11 4:07pm
Christopher Frost
Cameron Makes U-Turn On Breakfast Order 0
Captain Emyr 09.07.11 3:58pm
Captain Emyr
ROYAL SWEET: CATHERINE GETS LA'ED IN BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL ROMP 0
rikkor 09.07.11 3:16pm
rikkor
SEEDY MR BIG'S MERCY DASH TO SORDID RED HEAD ENDS IN HORROR CRASH.

.. There you go Ron...

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Al OPecia 09.07.11 3:09pm
rikkor
Further Beko recall as ovens freeze over. 0
tl72uk 09.07.11 2:44pm
tl72uk
Pet shop fire caused by stick insects having sex. More soon. 9
Al OPecia 09.07.11 2:33pm
beau-jolly
Furious madames pull their ads from BT phone boxes over unbundling scandal 1
ronseal 09.07.11 2:16pm
rikkor
Cautious welcome from vegetarians for compulsory bacon donor cards

Proposals for the introduction of compulsory bacon donor cards have provoked a mixed reaction. The scheme was dreamt up so that pigs that die from natural causes can donate their bacon to desperate...

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09.07.11 12:54pm
beau-jolly
Planking almost as popular as wanking 1
Christopher Frost 09.07.11 12:32pm
beau-jolly
South African government deny any involvement in Beko issue 0
brownpaperreporter 09.07.11 9:29am
brownpaperreporter
Horn of Africa appeal to be sponsored by Viagra

and SugarTits69's postings on NewsBiscuit...

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brownpaperreporter 09.07.11 9:16am
brownpaperreporter
Private Eye stops taking adverts from News International. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 09.07.11 7:56am
Al OPecia
Murdoch flies in to not take charge. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 09.07.11 7:47am
Al OPecia
Murdoch concerned Newsbiscuit too close to the truth to replace NoW. 0
Steve Wilson 09.07.11 6:31am
Steve Wilson
David Cameron takes full responsibility for "being totally clueless". More soon 1
Al OPecia 08.07.11 9:29pm
The All New Jeni B
Shame-faced parents admit friends who warned about kids were right all along

Shame-faced parents George and Becky Smethurst today admitted that close friends who’d given them dire warnings about having children had been right all along., A tearful Mrs Smethurst said the...

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FraserWords 08.07.11 8:49pm
The All New Jeni B
Daily Prophet closure due to Hex

The closure of the Daily Prophet was announced today, following allegations that a rogue reporter used an illegal hex. Many people feel sympathy for the staff of The Daily Prophet, most of whom have...

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thesnug 08.07.11 8:18pm
thesnug
Face of Christ Spotted in Rebekah Brookes Hair... 0
mugwump 08.07.11 7:26pm
mugwump
Savile Row fears decline in demand for Gieves and Hawkes stab vests 0
08.07.11 5:59pm
Porn addicts told to 'get a grip on themselves' 3
Christopher Frost 08.07.11 5:57pm
Hollis, Webb, and Harris to reform and remake "Lifes What You Make It"

or is it just Talk Talk talk?...

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arthurminnit 08.07.11 5:53pm
arthurminnit
Judgementally impaired man buys computer from Chris Langham 0
Christopher Frost 08.07.11 4:23pm
Christopher Frost
Julian Assange's memoirs leaked online 0
Christopher Frost 08.07.11 4:05pm
Christopher Frost
British Gas confirms commitment to lower carbon emissions

British Gas, today, gave details of their continuing battle to reduce greenhouse gases and subsequent potentially disastrous climate change by disincentivising energy consumption. A spokesman...

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greg various 08.07.11 3:59pm
greg various