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US dropping planes on Libya in hope of one landing on al-Megrahi's head. 2
malgor 22.03.11 2:00pm
beau-jolly
Nuclear engineers "slammed" by Japanese journalists

Japanese journalists are furious today at the lack of front page grabbing headlines being produced by the engineers working on the radiation leak. "It's just typical" said one "we thought we would...

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MC One R 22.03.11 1:33pm
MC One R
Price of petrol forces Kate and Wills to use horse and cart on big day

Charlie to carry the bucket and shovel...

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greg various 22.03.11 1:09pm
greg various
Supermodels not affected by No Thigh Zone 3
bonjonelson 22.03.11 3:09pm
be reasonable
Briefs manufacturers happy with no fly zones

But not Boxer makers More soon...

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simonjmr 22.03.11 12:56pm
simonjmr
Maggot farm badly affected by 'no-fly' zone. 0
spike 22.03.11 12:52pm
spike
Charity album "could do more harm than good" say Japanese authorities

A Government spokesman said today "It was bad enough when we heard that Bono was going to be a featured artist, but the addition of Justin Bieber was the last straw. It really can't get much worse."...

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Scroat 22.03.11 11:32am
Scroat
New Mr Men books to be launched with expletives

A spokesman for the estate of creator Roger Hargreaves said this week: "We feel this is great way of bringing the Mr Men experience up to date, as, unfortunately, swearing has become increasingly...

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Scroat 23.03.11 10:12am
John Wiltshire
UK Pedants society to pick holes in well loved fairy tales

The Pedants Society of the UK (PEDSocUK) has today announced that they will be rewriting fariy tales to address some of the major issues and problems that they have highlighted. Goldilocks, 1....

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simonjmr 22.03.11 10:41am
Oxbridge
'Embarrassing' Britain is humanely destroyed

Britain, the once proud island nation that ruled a quarter of the world's land mass, has been euthanised at the Dignitas clinic in Switzerland, it was announced last night. This followed a majority...

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Oxbridge 23.03.11 5:45pm
Scroat
USS Prat in for bottom cleaning 0
Scroat 22.03.11 9:27am
Scroat
Jamaican air-force to enforce 'no woman, no cry' zone...

Marley soon...

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be reasonable 22.03.11 9:09am
be reasonable
Radio 1 'at a loss' following no McFly-zone 0
nilbymouse 22.03.11 9:02am
nilbymouse
Frogsporn

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/5138874/2/istockphoto_5138874-frogs-mating-symmetrical-water-reflection.jpg...

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Sinnick 22.03.11 9:00am
Sinnick
Air Passenger Duty on Private Jets “Will Cost Jobs”

A letter today in the Times, signed by over 20 Businessmen, Pop Stars and Sportsmen slammed Chancellor George Osbourne’s plans to impose duty on flying in private jets as an “attack on...

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BillyBitzer 22.03.11 11:38am
BillyBitzer
Libya accused of trying to bury bad news on day of George Osbourne's budget 0
ronseal 22.03.11 7:41am
ronseal
USS Pimp delayed in Italian port on Burlusconi's orders.

More seamen discharged later...

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be reasonable 22.03.11 7:38am
be reasonable
An Apple a day keeps Google away, says Jobs 0
Dumbnews 22.03.11 5:58am
Dumbnews
Cameron denies Saudi Princes akin to Gadaafi: 'They have more luxuriant goatees' 0
pinxit 22.03.11 1:07am
pinxit
Computer archaeologists excited by new find of JPEG artifacts

[more soon]...

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bonjonelson 22.03.11 12:31am
bonjonelson
Gas Company has "hissy fit" from Ofgem leak

More men may turn up later...

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OldThingy 21.03.11 11:37pm
OldThingy
Good news and bad news for the Sushi industry

32 ton fugu landed, but its already pre-cooked. Hattip be reasonable...

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Ironduke 21.03.11 10:32pm
Ironduke
Radioactive waste found in Japanese food...

Morrison's to launch new range of pre-cooked ready-meals...

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be reasonable 21.03.11 10:30pm
be reasonable
USS Ponce "claims" to have fired cruise missiles at Gaddafi. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 21.03.11 10:26pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
UK Newsreaders Still Effing And Blinding Re Japan Quake....

.Whilst polite Japanese continue to call the affected area, 'Hukushima.'...

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Jesse Bigg 21.03.11 9:08pm
Jesse Bigg
USS Ponce stationed in mediterranean

no, really. So off you go, funny-mongers...

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Ironduke 22.03.11 7:37am
be reasonable
South American butterfly blamed after wing-flapping causes earthquake in Japan.

More chaos soon...

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dominic_mcg 21.03.11 8:32pm
dominic_mcg
Yes, I am thinking what you're thinking, says Elephant in Room

The Elephant in the Room has written a column in the Daily Mail, saying he's just as disgusted as everyone else about this blimming political correctness gone mad., "Don't get me wrong, I'm no...

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ronseal 22.03.11 1:24pm
be reasonable
UNESCO Recognises Atlantis as a World Acceptable Racism Target

The United Nations' body responsible for cultural matters has agreed to select the fictional country of Atlantis as a geograhical reagion, people and religion which will now be 'considered fair game'...

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thisisall1word 21.03.11 7:23pm
thisisall1word
Harmless Gaddafi breath threatens UK: discredited expert warns

The noxious breath of beleaguered Libyan president Muammar Gaddafi may drift to the UK’s shores and cause a completely harmless toxic hazard, wrote a desperate journalist last night. The...

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glass90 21.03.11 7:21pm
glass90