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The Only Way Is Worthing.

Soixante Neuf Films is promising "new birds and blokes" in it's latest reality programme The Only Way Is Worthing. A host of glamorous locations have been lined up, including the Worthing Pavilion...

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rebel not taken 21.08.11 5:33pm
rebel not taken
Harley rider not clinically-obese. "Slipped through the net" explains importer. 1
dvo4fun 21.08.11 3:10pm
rikkor
Salmond admits "geology not my strong point". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 21.08.11 2:16pm
Al OPecia
Gerard Depardieu's Notting Hill Parade invitation retracted 0
antharrison 21.08.11 12:56pm
antharrison
Serial womanising vicar blames Lynx effect. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 21.08.11 12:30pm
dominic_mcg
Gadaffi defiantley claims Libyans shot down Red Arrow. 15
MADJEZ 21.08.11 11:18am
MADJEZ
Tony Blair says Broken society not to blame for riots they're just jealous 0
spreademarge 21.08.11 11:16am
spreademarge
Chiswick invaded by Daleks.

Geek Porn films are proud to announce a strictly limited event celebrating the Dalek invasion of Turnham Green. A private screening of a rare and controversial film will be shown at The Doctor Who...

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rebel not taken 21.08.11 10:13am
rebel not taken
Tory-Led Cuts Force Lib-Dems Into A More Meaningful Role.....

.Part-time manikins in major London stores...

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Jesse Bigg 21.08.11 9:58am
Jesse Bigg
Dr Who in Cambridge to prove time travel is real. Apologises for being late. 0
martin2381 21.08.11 9:32am
martin2381
Spandau Ballet goes to No. 1 as investors start buying 'Gold'

Always believe in...

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Ian Searle 21.08.11 9:28am
martin2381
'Rebel troops fleeing from Gadaffi' claims former Iraqi Minister of Information.

Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf, the Iraqi Minister of Information during the second gulf war, has sided with Colonel Gaddafi in claiming that rebel troops are fleeing from Tripoli. He then added that the...

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martin2381 21.08.11 9:25am
martin2381
Cameron At One With Wenger....

.Total tight-arse when it comes to spending - and couldn't give a monkey's re Team UK...

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Jesse Bigg 21.08.11 9:05am
Jesse Bigg
if A levels are getting easier

why does it still hurt my arse?...

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arthurminnit 21.08.11 7:54am
arthurminnit
Lepers banned from Durham pub 'for wearing bells'

A group of medieval lepers were humiliated today after being banned from a Durham pub for wearing bells. The lepers, part of a reenactment society who were due to perform at the village fete, were...

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21.08.11 7:46am
arthurminnit
Parents of A Level loser plan gap year

Following his disastrous A level results, the parents of James Ardingly have decided to take a gap year while he works for his re-sits next summer. The couple had the idea after seeing the cheap...

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Des Custard 20.08.11 11:02pm
Des Custard
Poking on Facebook to become an imprisonable offence. 0
Iscariot 20.08.11 10:39pm
Iscariot
UK prisoners to be freeze-dried to cut overcrowding

With Britain's prisons filling to bursting point following the summer riot season, the Ministry of Justice has revealed that it intends to introduce new prisoner compression techniques to reduce...

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antharrison 20.08.11 8:32pm
rikkor
Stephen Fry Contemplates Quitting Twitter Again Over Daily Mail Jibe

Racist homophobes' newspaper of choice, The Daily Mail, is at the centre of yet more Twitter outrage today after it suggested in an article that King of Twitter, Stephen Fry, is frankly rather boring...

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Duff 20.08.11 6:02pm
Duff
Northern Man Handed 10 Year Jail Term For Being Friendly To Strangers In London

Now that he's safely behind bars and reporting restrictions on the case have been lifted, it can be revealed that northern man, Eric Ricketts, from Bolton near Manchester was sentenced to ten years...

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Duff 20.08.11 5:53pm
Duff
Teen stumbled on old person's home that didn't smell of old person's home

Teen Jeff Foster (18) says that although he sniffed several times he couldn't detect the 'old person lives here' smell he expected at a bungalow he mistakenly visited on his pizza delivery round....

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roybland 20.08.11 2:32pm
roybland
Jamaican Sugar Baron turns in his grave as he discovers thieving Lord Cole is

his descendent...

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spreademarge 20.08.11 2:27pm
spreademarge
Amazonian tribe found who have never heard of the wheelie bin

and still get their rubbish collected every week., (That's on a weekly basis to politicians, teachers and those born after 1980)...

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greg various 20.08.11 2:11pm
spreademarge
18 months Prison term for Stealing Parking Space amid Tottenham riots...

A judge today handed down a sentence of 18 months to a 19 year old unmarried pregnant woman after she was caught flagrantly cutting into an 'on street parking space' that another vehicle was clearly...

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Jammydodgers 20.08.11 1:47pm
Des Custard
Desperate Mother of Serial Runaway Pleads ‘Where’s Wally?’

‘He’s normally found in crowded places’ explains Wally’s anxious mother Janet ‘busy markets, theme parks, packed out beaches; places like that. Once I even found him in the middle of a...

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UnoEye 20.08.11 11:42am
Skylarking
Richard Branson proves he is anti-establishment by massive mark-ups at V Fest

Richard Branson claimed today that his rebellious reputation is proved by his massive profiteering at the V festival. Sure we might do exactly the same as all those boring corporations and make...

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whickerman 20.08.11 11:04am
whickerman
MPs warn troops’ supply chain ‘could fail’ if neighbours go on holiday 1
Duncan Biscuit 20.08.11 11:03am
writinginbsl
Met Office to Reclassify Summer as a Fortnight 1
thisisall1word 20.08.11 10:58am
writinginbsl
Former News of the World gardening correspondent arrested over leek allegations. 1
dominic_mcg 20.08.11 10:53am
writinginbsl
Former Horse & Rider magazine editor cleared of hacking. 0
spoole2112 20.08.11 10:53am
spoole2112