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Girlfriend forced to rely upon romance of non-league football on Valentines Day. 1
Stan 4 years

Instead of looking forward to a romantic dinner for two, Emily Laker, the long suffering girlfriend of devout football fan Dan Matlock, is already resigned to spending her evening on the cold...

Apple to launch new mini-mini computer 3
theumpire 4 years

Following the phenomenal success of the iPad, Apple Corporation has announced a new touch screen computer that is smaller than its now famous iPod Shuffle. The new multifunction PC, which can be...

Court of European rights declared voting for x-factor human right 0
4ty2 4 years

whilst the NSPCC investigates if making children watch the show is an act of cruelty...

Daily Mail warns of flood of Egyptian asylum seekers. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Shocked researchers announce that lemons are actually edible. 0
rikkor 4 years
College for the Blind moves into football management 0
Mrblacker 4 years

The next generation of Premier League managers could be trained in a county that doesn't even have a team playing in that division. It's because the Royal National College for the Blind in Hereford...

Mubarak family baffled by lack of interest in his millions 0
wwwiz 4 years

With credit to Darkbill's Jan 17, 2010 posting, an update given latest developments in Egypt. The family of former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak has expressed surprise at the lack of interest...

Devil 'irritated' with dinner guests bring their own long spoons. 2
Zadok the second 4 years

and tired of looking for work for people with idle hands. More soon...

West Ham lose Olympic stadium bid to Man United in 4th month of injury time. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Nokia and Microsoft court BP to form a 21st Century Axis of evil. 2
simonjmr 4 years
Egyptian Protestors Leave Pyramid of Rubbish 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Mubarak to cross the Red Sea...

Mubarak to get all-inclusive diving course 0
NewSuburbanDad 4 years

The egyptian army confirmed yesterday that it had chosen a leaving gift for former commander-in-chief Hosni Mubarak. 'We had a whip-round,' said a general, and the lads suggested we book him an OAP's...

Fluoridation victory for Guantanamo waterboarding victims 0
Fred 4 years
Mubarak sparks flashbacks to 2003 Tory coup, says traumatised Iain Duncan Smith 0
Fred 4 years
Egyptians celebrate replacement of military regime by the same military regime. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Mubarak leaves office after being in power for a pharoahld time. 2
wallster 4 years
New ‘confessional’ iPhone app comes with pre-installed sins... 6
Doylem 4 years

A new app allows religious techies to get the warm, fuzzy feeling they used to get from going to confessional simply by typing all their sins and personal shortcomings into their iPhones. To save...

C4 To show "My Big Fat Egyptian Revolution" 0
virtuallywill 4 years
National Trust tearooms impose ban on crowd surfing 3
Oxbridge 4 years
Impotent wine critic: “Can only get a Semillon” - 2 31
beau-jolly 4 years

more wine gags to come maybe...

West Ham pleased to have won something worth more than the Inter-Toto Cup 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

but not by much...

Microsoft Announces tie up with Finns. 0
captain747480 4 years

New Crowded House album only available on Windows Media Player...

New brain scan reveals nothing at all 1
Ludicity 4 years

Scientists are heralding a breakthrough in brain scan technology after a team at Oxford University produced full colour images of a human brain that shows nothing of any significance. ‘This is...

Teachers warn teen girls re: 'sexting' - 'send the pics when our wives are out.' 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

By special request...

Teachers' warning over 'sexting' 1
John Wiltshire 4 years

Teachers today issued a stern warning to teenage girls over the current craze for 'sexting'., 'Make sure you don't send us the pictures when our wives are around,' said a spokesman...

Nokia forced to shut down after alliance with Microsoft causes unexpected error 10
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
West Brom celebrate appointment of Roy Hodgson by selling their ground 6
John Wiltshire 4 years

West Brom today celebrated the appointment of Roy Hodgson as their new manager by selling The Hawthorns and roping off a bit of the local park, in anticipation of their promotion to Ken's Chip Shop...

1988 ++ Camry tie rods avail today 5
rikkor 4 years

I miss the spam. Better than the hundreds of i-Whatever attempts at humor...

Nokia sauna culture; "Just hot air". 0
beau-jolly 4 years
After years of intense pressure, Mud become rock musicians. 13
be reasonable 4 years