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Tony Blair To Continue Book Tour in Armoured Car. 2
Dun Dunkin 4 years

The British Taxpayer already paying millions a year for security for Tony Blair is now to pay for a Mastiff Armoured Car so that he may continue his book tour. 'Unfortunately he has a double whammey...

Some Stuff Happens As Wave of Vagueness Spreads... You Know, And All 5
RockIsNotNoise 4 years

Some random things happened today as some thing called ambiguity spreads in someplace. News teams tried to get the story but due to trivial directions from SatNavs, lost thier way. John Dixon, 24,...

поездка heavily discounted on remainder tables in Moscow. More soon 1
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

from our Foreign correspondents on the trail of the world-wide fortunes of The Journey...

Tony Blair pelted with choux and organic eggs by middle class protesters. 9
MADJEZ 4 years
Ma Cherie Amour - A Novel by Antonia Cartland-Blair 9
Doctor Moptop 4 years

The story so far: [i]In the middle of the night, our hero Antonio has fled from the malevolent grip of the brooding Baron Brown. After several hours of wandering around Islington, he espies a lit...

The Lesson for Sunday August 5 is>>>> 0
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

[url=]Luke 17:4[/url]..Nothing is hidden that will not be disclosed...

Ice age "poses no further risk" to dinosaurs, claims BP 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Rooney highlights the problem of football players not knowing the value of 0
arrghgarry 4 years

money when paying 1200 pounds for something that usually costs 10pounds...

Labour leadership debate watched by six figures... literally. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

No more soon...

ET declares ceasefire. Phones home to negotiate. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Shoe thrower angry Blair's memoir was not available on the Kindle 3
Dumbnews 4 years
Gordon Brown's memoires rumoured to fetch 7-figure advance. 1
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

More soon, notably on disclosed correspondence, pillowtalk and the Final Moments prior to exit. Working title for the film rights: [i]My Way and the Highway[/i]...

Blinkered Cameron to be Ridden by Coulson 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

In News of the World Stakes at Ascot...

US Space Mirror Reorientated 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

To throw a light on the News of the World...

New Facebook Movie to Include Scenes of People Typing Inane Crap in Statuses 1
RockIsNotNoise 4 years
Inland Revenue announces cost-cutting deal on overpaid/underpaid taxes. 1
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

NEWSBISCUIT has learned from private sources that, taken aback by public outrage at the department's incompetence, HMRC is preparing to announce that it will not - after all - collect underpayments...

Special Branch name zombie as new lead in MI6 murder 1
Mrblacker 4 years

Detectives at Special Branch say after exhaustive investigations, they have identified a new lead in their inquiry into the bizarre murder of MI6 officer Gareth Williams. Mr Williams was found dead...

Bush breaks ground for a shoe dodging academy 1
Dumbnews 4 years
After showing her pussy ,106 year virgin Isa Blyth is devastated 0
arrghgarry 4 years

to find out that anal sex rules out her claim of being virginal .She could only say "well F&%k me "...

Soup makes me stronger, says Souperman 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Noddy and Big Ears deny ‘improper relationship’ 9
Mary Evans 4 years

In a move that has shaken Toytown to its building block foundations, Noddy has taken the unprecedented step of releasing a statement in an attempt to quell ongoing rumours about the true nature of...

Queen Annoyed re Tail End of New E-Mail Address 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years
This Year's 'Back of a Dirty White Van' Slogan Competition Results Now In 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

The runner up, 'I wish my wife was as dirty as this van,' was pipped at the post by 'Just plough (plow).'...

Group of Lottery Losers Besiege Lottery HQ 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Demanding retro-tickets. Next stop, the Horse Racing and Betting Board...

Vegetarian Conference Closed Down By Police 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

'Becoming a global warming hot spot,' said a police spokesman...

Poor People Suffering in Africa, Making Lower-Classes Feel Slightly Better 0
RockIsNotNoise 4 years
Report: Majority of Government Doesn't Trust Citizens, Too 7
ThisIsNotADrill 4 years
British robot's work to be outsourced to Chinese Robots 2
ThisIsNotADrill 4 years

LONDON - QT2D-7, an 11-year-old electric assembly-operations robot, was laid off Monday when the Lawn-Boy plant that has employed him relocated its manufacturing headquarters to a factory outside of...

HMRC's computer to be taught sums by Miss Peabody of year 2 0
ramblesnake 4 years

during break...

Jimmy Eat World Denies Influence in shitty Local Band 2
ThisIsNotADrill 4 years

Automated Smiles, a quartet from Birmingham, UK, has had popular Arizona (USA) band Jimmy Eat World deny any claims that the band in any way influenced Automated Smiles, bar the fact the name was...