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Stephen Merchant says at 6ft7" he is too tall for love and he is no Kobe Bryant 0
guffaw 30.07.11 6:12pm
guffaw
Rebekah and Fergie release new version of “Toxic”

The UK’s two most famous disgraced redheads are to release a duet version of the Britney Spears classic: “The words could have been written for us”, said Rebekah Brooks in an interview with...

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nickb 30.07.11 4:03pm
nickb
'And then I had to spoil it all by saying something stupid like splogalogapod'

Bill and Ben record Sinatras tribute...

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nickb 30.07.11 4:01pm
nickb
Playstation game "Call of Duty 2" releases senior edition 1
Dumbnews 30.07.11 3:39pm
riesler
London Weymouth Airport braced itself for new flight routes

Just a five short hours away, Weymouth is set to become London’s 6th airport., Having persuaded the International Olympics Committee that there was quick and easy access from the East of London to...

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beau-jolly 30.07.11 1:16pm
beau-jolly
'Well, I never’ news: “Taxman bullies the innocent”...

also: jumping from tall buildings and high bridges not always good for health...

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be reasonable 30.07.11 12:14pm
be reasonable
Devil suspends trading in American Souls. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 30.07.11 11:09am
Al OPecia
Voice of speaking clock sadly passes away after third stroke. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 30.07.11 10:45am
Al OPecia
HMRC apologise for poor performance but say their job is really taxing. 0
dominic_mcg 30.07.11 10:33am
dominic_mcg
Murdoch clone faces recall as Cybercorp fears CPU may malfunction 0
guffaw 30.07.11 7:43am
guffaw
Murdoch appoints former Iraqi Information Minister as deputy. 0
Concerned of Tawa 30.07.11 3:31am
Concerned of Tawa
Booby's upgrade Spain's average bra size rating to a B

more ratings soon...

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Ironduke 30.07.11 1:00am
Ironduke
Losing professional poker player criticized for being unprofessional 0
Dumbnews 29.07.11 11:55pm
Dumbnews
Plans to intergrate catholic priest into society go awry as his chaperones

fail to convince him he is not the bastard in the black whose blood the crowd are baying for.On the upside he did get a couple of ballboys numbers...

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guffaw 29.07.11 11:27pm
guffaw
Mick Jagger admits he has an average sized penis,it just looked small in Keith

Richards large mouth...

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guffaw 29.07.11 11:17pm
guffaw
Louise Mensch shock admission: "I was a human being before elected an MP". More 0
Al OPecia 29.07.11 8:51pm
Al OPecia
Winehouse tribute act dies on stage. 3
be reasonable 29.07.11 8:47pm
Al OPecia
Piers Morgan allegations: 'it's as if somebody dislikes him,' say baffled police

Detectives say they are baffled by attempts to implicate Piers Morgan in the newspaper phone hacking scandal., “It’s almost as if there’s somebody out there who doesn’t like him,” said...

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FraserWords 29.07.11 8:36pm
FraserWords
Millions panic as US debt crisis may force them to cook their own food 4
Dumbnews 29.07.11 8:33pm
Al OPecia
Young Kalahari bushmen embarrassed by 'dad rain dancing'

For centuries, the Kung bushmen of southern Namibia have known what to do if a drought threatened their crops: dance in clockwise circles while improvising chants on a flat place at the edge of the...

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Oxbridge 29.07.11 7:42pm
rikkor
Salford vastly improved by plane crashing in neighbourhood. 0
MADJEZ 29.07.11 7:35pm
MADJEZ
Cheering crowds celebrate first orgasm since 1993

Cheering crowds gathered in St Peter’s Square last night as the world joined in celebrating Mrs Bridget O’Reilly’s first orgasm since 1993., Smoke rose from the Sistine Chapel and bells rang...

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FraserWords 29.07.11 6:59pm
JohnA
Norway deaths "nothing" compared to suicides after listening to Morrissey 2
bonjonelson 29.07.11 6:34pm
JohnA
View from the Mound - a hot lesbian's take on today's world news (7/27 edition)

You’ve probably noticed that the gaps between my posts have stretched a little lately. I’m painfully aware of it myself. I just hope you’re able to find ways to fill these gaping voids. But...

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SugarTits69 29.07.11 3:29pm
Oxbridge
Taxidermist brings catastrophe to industry award show. 0
Corrigan 29.07.11 3:21pm
Corrigan
Cyclist who hit car was texting, "i h8 ca" 0
Dumbnews 29.07.11 3:07pm
Dumbnews
BBC wins exclusive deal to broadcast first half of all gran prixes 0
antharrison 29.07.11 2:57pm
antharrison
News of the World exclusive: Mike Tindall does a "Caligula". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 29.07.11 2:10pm
dominic_mcg
Fisher Price Chatterphones could all have been hacked, say police. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 29.07.11 2:03pm
dominic_mcg
Ewok actor gets short sentence after performing sex act 'under cover of thimble' 0
pinxit 29.07.11 1:33pm
pinxit