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Butchered, ravaged and emaciated arts early favourite for 2011 Turner Prize 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Returned ‘kidnapped and brain-washed’ Iranian offers advice to Lib Dem MPs 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Police Review magazine launches police jobs Facebook tribute site 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Jane Asher's Best Ever Brownie Recipe! 9
Doctor Moptop 4 years

Jane Asher, the cake-tastic ex of Beatle Paul McCartney, has won top prize in a 'bake off' sponsored by Bero. Celebrities were invited to submit recipes which were then tested and tasted by Women's...

Facebook condemned for allowing tribute page to Tony Blair 0
Ludicity 4 years
Badger cull abandoned following legal challenge from Ratty and Mole 0
Ludicity 4 years
Coma victim who blinked to communicate 'had something in his eye', say doctors 0
Ludicity 4 years
Geoff Capes concerned about Emergency Budgie Cuts 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Self-proclaimed "Office Joker" starts working week in socks labelled "Tuesday" 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

"Im a bit mad, me"...

UK to leave EU and be re-named "Philistia". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
BBC viewers assured 'Ross will not be missed' after firing squad drafted in. 1
MightyBlair 4 years

More at noon...

Guardian reporter follows trail of make-up to find rouge Afghan soldier 4
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Stephen Fry seperates from partner, blames the dogging days hot summer 0
arrghgarry 4 years

and an impatient queue on Hampstead heath ...

Apple Unveils the iBabel 42 Yellow 0
hero2zero 4 years

The latest micro-in-ear multi-lingual translator, the answer to the universe & everything. A member of the research and development team said,, "It has proved to be incredibly intuitive, when...

Accountants to be given responsibility for doing operations in NHS cutbacks 1
ED209 4 years

The health secretary today announced that instead of GPs doing management tasks for which they're entirely untrained, it will in fact be cheaper to hand out scalpels and powerful drugs to accountants...

XREP laser guided Tasers to be renamed "Moats and Beams" 0
Iscariot 4 years
BBC presenters to claim benefit when Breakfast Show moves to Salford 0
ramblesnake 4 years

Viewers are advised not to be a horrid snitch, if they jolly well know what would the best for themselves. The time is 9 o' clock Greenwich, meantime here is the news...

Duck tape the only fix for iPhone 4 problems, says Consumer mag; shares tank 2
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

.lots more, soon enough...

New game launched for folks with a cold who still get to work:- 0
Mr.3374 4 years

Catarrh Hero., Max strength add-on available in February...

England climb higher in FIFA rankings. 0
Mr.3374 4 years

Bugger, that's actually true...

Pope disappointed to find that "Fists of Fury" is a martial arts film 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
World Internet Boggle championships ruined by pop-up blocker 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Cameron - If Moat wants sympathy, its in the dictionary between shit & syphilis 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

"this bloody mike better not be on again"...

Italy 1990, England 1996, Rothbury 2010... 1
DiscoPope74 4 years

why is it that every shoot out Gazza is involved in ends in tears?...

Kosovan children named after Tony Blair reveal their middle names 1
JayGee 4 years

Following Tony Blair’s recent visit to Kosovo, where he met nine children named after him, the middle names of the children have come to light. These paint a rather different picture. All nine...

David Cameron and Harriet Harman clash over bottle of wine in Commons bar. 0
dogwheels 4 years
New iPhone app provides comebacks to jokes about owner's Apple obsession 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Arsonist loses tools of trade in fire. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Rothbury Police Force to assist in search for rogue Afghan Soldier 3
Clark from Kent 4 years

Nato have today confirmed that the expertise of the local constabulary in Rothbury, Northumberland will be used in the major man hunt for the rogue Afgan Soldier who earlier this week killed three...

"Cellphones 100% safe but for God's sake don't let kids use them" says Minister 0
rickwestwell 4 years