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McDonalds to sell burgers upside down 0
jp1885 4 years

Fast food giant McDonalds has stolen a march on it's competitors today by announcing that it is improving 'the burger dining experience' by selling it's products upside down. The move, scheduled to...

'Paris does smell of dog shit' agrees Mayor, 'but it is French dog shit' 3
Griffin 4 years
Katie Price to retire from her 5 day singing career and concentrate 0
arrghgarry 4 years

on her writing career her ghost writer Rebecca is going to be busy.

Man jailed over £250m Ritz Fraud – it was actually a Jacobs in disguise… 0
ironbridgeboy 4 years

More crackers later...

'10,000 Americans killed each year driving cars running on BP gas' says Senator 2
Ostsee 4 years
Derek Acorah's autobiography to be written by ghost writer. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

Charles Dickens...

White House call in Wikiplumber 1
Ludicity 4 years
David Cameron addresses Turkey > 2
Ludicity 4 years
talliban issue fatua on 0
4ty2 4 years

Taliban annoyed over showing muslim girls without burka on advert banner and failing to show the Taliban some of the Taliban heroes left behind on earth feeling so lonely...

Obama blames BP for pentagon leak 0
4ty2 4 years

US senators want to grill Texas beef and the whole of the British Parlieament about Pentagon leak which the see as a clear attempt of BP to retaliate for its poor golf performance...

Greengrocer propose's to Lynne Trus's 6
Nick McCarr 4 years
Facebook outsourcing reviewing of inappropriate content to the Taliban 3
Dumbnews 4 years
Dangermouse sidekick Penfold cleared of being 'mole' 3
Erlang 4 years
After record loss, BP appoint Nick Leeson to turn fortunes around. 1
MADJEZ 4 years

'We needed someone with experience of dealing with staggering losses and PR disasters' said an insider. More soon...

Hide and Seek champion comes out of the closet. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Richard Desmond unveils new Channel 5 show - CSI: Debbie Does Dallas 1
Ludicity 4 years
BP £11bn in the red. Gulf of Mexico still in the black. 2
Ludicity 4 years
Turkey must join EU, says Cameron, then UK can leave. 0
Ostsee 4 years
Great moments in print journalism: standing proud behind the paywall 1
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

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Reconstructive genito-urinary surgeon honoured for the vas deferens he's made 3
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Goody two-shoes given an earful by Jesus for spoiling the point of the parable 1
Zadok the second 4 years

A 32 year-old unemployed man had a strip torn off him publicly yesterday by Jesus Christ, a well known Messiah. Harry Vole, wearing a t-shirt reading ‘Sin? Me? Never!’ has apparently been...

Dorset chalk figure lied about vasectomy, says Mum to be 1
Erlang 4 years
Quango axed, Rumba and Salsa safe for now 1
Erlang 4 years

says Minister...

Ofcom - UK broadband not a...s f....ast as 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

More much l..ater...

Pavements to be re-designated, “Over-flow parking slots.” 0
hero2zero 4 years

A spokesman for the coalition has outlined the need to change the usage of pavement to allow motorists more parking. As local authorities have failed, dismally to curb the practice in the cities and...

Sarah Palin expresses interest in becoming CEO for BP 2
Dumbnews 4 years
Archeologists discover the biggest rat that ever lived: Blairiadopolis arbustum 0
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

Squabbles broke out over naming the beast, now considered the genetic ancestor to twin strands of subsequent evolution, for both of which the newly discovered monster has been named. Interestingly,...

Cameron abolishes Parliament, establishes privatised Star Chamber. More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
'BP made profits out of ordinary Americans' claims Senate 0
Griffin 4 years
Former BP CEO glad to have his life back filled with looking for a new job 0
Dumbnews 4 years