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New Go Compare ad irritates last remaining person who didn’t hate them already

Popular car insurance comparison website are set to cease all forms of advertising with immediate effect. The move comes after independent market research showed that they have now...

Vertically Challenged Giant 19.08.11 1:54pm
First ever laser operation performed inside a beating heart

British doctors have broken new ground by becoming the first to treat a man with a tiny laser that burns away tissue inside a beating heart. Scott Rosser, 34, says that he has no idea how the tiny...

Vertically Challenged Giant 19.08.11 1:53pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
BBC reveals that sending more people to jail means there are more people in jail

Screenie 19.08.11 1:36pm
Bernie and Flavio Steptoe flog QPR to Indians.

Shepherd's Bush rag and bone men Bernie and Flavio Steptoe have flogged QPR to Indian millionaires. The scrap yard, along with fixtures and fittings, has changed hands for 60 million quid. It is...

rebel not taken 19.08.11 1:34pm
rebel not taken
Amazon insert low quality toy into it's new range of Childrens book e-readers 0
Iamthestig 19.08.11 1:08pm
First Big Brother eviction fails as Paddy Doherty refuses to leave 1
butagirl 19.08.11 1:05pm
Doctor Who to travel back to isle of wight in special episode 1
Screenie 19.08.11 12:27pm
Brother Beyond and Big Fun in hiding after Talk Talk’s £3m fine 2
Duncan Biscuit 19.08.11 12:22pm
Millets is the new Blacks 2
thisisall1word 19.08.11 11:49am
Lost Amazonian tribe found in warehouse. 0
spoole2112 19.08.11 11:22am
Big Brother Is Watching You, Not Reciprocated 0
thisisall1word 19.08.11 11:11am
Harrison Ford storms out of film Premiere due to the high price of Nachos.

In a statement provided by his publicist, Ford walked out of the UK premiere of "Cowboys and Aliens" in protest after ordering a Nachos combo, popcorn and a Diet Pepsi only to find that he would not...

19.08.11 10:46am
Facebook & Twitter clearing scrum 'disadvantaging mature students' (#oldbastard) 0
SingingHinny 19.08.11 10:29am
'Celebrity Big Brother 2011' to be relaunched this weekend as 'Big Brother 2011' 0
charlies_hat 19.08.11 9:42am
Sharp rise in cancer research shop volunteers by ecstatic 16-25 year olds 0
charlies_hat 19.08.11 9:27am
Iran refuse to hand over lighter than air technology to the USA

A spokesman for the USA said we cannot allow the Iranian's to have sole control of lighter than Air technology (Magic carpet's)we believe these carpets are made from the local domestic goat wool....

pdonkyd 19.08.11 9:21am
Definition: Going Blackberrying

Going Blackberrying: An English summer pastime in which bands of marauding children make use of the BlackBerry Messenger network to co-ordinate their activities of looting and setting fire to shops....

Awkward Facts 19.08.11 8:53am
Awkward Facts
Cuckoo researchers in awe at distance travelled by their BA holiday luggage 0
Duncan Biscuit 19.08.11 8:12am
Duncan Biscuit
MPs ‘poor value for money’ say financiers 0
Duncan Biscuit 19.08.11 8:11am
Duncan Biscuit
Spurs tell HP its £7bn purchase of Autonomy doesn’t include Modric 0
Duncan Biscuit 19.08.11 8:10am
Duncan Biscuit
Garry Barlow admits X-factor 2011 looking for a modern day Barron Knights

Garry Barlow today admitted that the aim of this years x-factor is to seek out a modern day variety troupe in the vein of the Barron Knights, Grumbleweeds or the Black Abbots. "In order to spice up...

simonjmr 19.08.11 8:10am
The overclass: police check images of rioters in Oxford

Oxford police are now engaged in checking images of rioting youths in order to bring them to justice. Members of a gang of young males centred on the OX1 1DP postcode have for years been trashing...

Awkward Facts 19.08.11 7:40am
Stock Market falls see OXO and Knorr shares plummet 5
button 19.08.11 7:39am
Phil Spector to remain incarcerated behind wall of sound. 0
Steve Wilson 19.08.11 6:34am
Steve Wilson
TalkTalk win Ofcoms NTL award.

Telecom's giant TalkTalk last night received Ofcoms prestigious NTL award at a star studded show where excited crowds showered them with shredded incorrect bills and threatening legal letters., 'It...

Steve Wilson 19.08.11 6:24am
Steve Wilson
Apostrophe's are the new blacks 2
bonjonelson 19.08.11 12:33am
WASP's are the new blacks 19
beau-jolly 18.08.11 7:28pm
greg various
Amazonian tribe found that have never heard of the river Amazon. 0
greg various 18.08.11 4:26pm
greg various
Met confirms 1,000 Elvis impersonators arrested in wake of riots

The Metropolitan Police has confirmed that nearly 1,000 Elvis impersonators have been arrested in the wake of the riots that shocked London last week. ‘These fat buggers have nothing to do with...

The Paper Ostrich 18.08.11 3:46pm
The Paper Ostrich
After shark attack wife pays tribute to husband,well usually he only brings home

sardines ,a bit o seal and the occasional penguin,but he did us real proud this time,a giant piece o whitebait...

spreademarge 18.08.11 3:13pm