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Swiss military considering single-function tool deployment 0
QorbeQ 25.05.11 1:11pm
People of Marmia incensed at overt Danish racism 0
Sinnick 25.05.11 12:47pm
Denmark bans marmite: 'not disgusting enough' for Danish tastes

Denmark, home of blasphemous cartoons and hard-core Lego porn, has reacted decisively to remove any foods that are remotely edible or healthy. Lårs Nůtmøg, head of Denmark's tourism department,...

25.05.11 12:09pm
Denmark bans Marmite because it tastes shit. More soon 0
bonjonelson 25.05.11 11:51am
Marmite imposes superinjunction in Denmark to ensure record demand. 0
MC One R 25.05.11 11:38am
MC One R
Deputy PM Clegg Given Award.....

.."Bystander Of The Year Prize." Pundits think touch and go whether he gets it next time...

Jesse Bigg 25.05.11 11:16am
Jesse Bigg
Opps 0
Ian Searle 25.05.11 11:12am
Ian Searle
UK bans Danish Pastries.

More tit for tat measures soon...

Tammy Flugh 25.05.11 11:10am
Tammy Flugh
Banks Sell Insurance Mis-Selling Insurance

Banks have started selling their customers insurance against the risk of being mis-sold unsuitable financial products. "The FSA can't moan about this one" said a bank spokesman "Think about it -...

Titus 25.05.11 11:08am
Neil Palfreyman
Pigeon Post To Make A Come-Back.....

.As Cameron demands big cuts in dole money...

Jesse Bigg 25.05.11 11:04am
Jesse Bigg
BT using Cornwall to trial new thing to be shit at. 0
scooooter 25.05.11 10:51am
Google street view update reveals Pharohs hideaway

Today Google updated its Street view of Saqqara (Sakkara)in Egypt revealing at least two Pharaonic weekend hideaway pyramids. News reports are prevented from printing the identity of the Pharohs...

Erlang 25.05.11 10:31am
Tories Win "Best Jokes Of The Year Award"

..Number 1 - "We're all in this together." And Number 2 - "The Big Society"; which includes "The Big Society" relaunch 1 and "The Big Society" relaunch 2, which are jokes in themselves...

Jesse Bigg 25.05.11 10:27am
Jesse Bigg
Ash cloud over Glasgow turns out to be cigarette smoke and chip fat. More soon. 6
dominic_mcg 25.05.11 10:20am
be reasonable
Ringo Starr says, "sorry Liverpool". 0
be reasonable 25.05.11 10:19am
be reasonable
Rev Harold Camping backtracks "When I said Rapture I meant the Blondie song"

This weekend he predicts the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)...

button 25.05.11 9:44am
Removed - been done.... 3
charlies_hat 25.05.11 9:42am
Icelandic government suggest renaming country to Bejam because of recent bad PR

more ash soon...

bonjonelson 25.05.11 9:27am
Site say no extra charge for yawning for revised Camping date. 0
Basil_B 25.05.11 9:17am
Scandal as William Hague's radio interviews conducted by creaking gate 0
simonjmr 25.05.11 8:45am
Cash-strapped Greeks consider bid from British Museum for rest of The Acropolis 0
Duncan Biscuit 25.05.11 8:35am
Duncan Biscuit
Mourinho asks to be referred to now as 'The Essential One' 0
Duncan Biscuit 25.05.11 8:33am
Duncan Biscuit
Prince Philip tells Obama he looks like he got caught in the ash cloud after all 0
Duncan Biscuit 25.05.11 8:32am
Duncan Biscuit
Courts asked to gag a little birdie 0
Duncan Biscuit 25.05.11 8:30am
Duncan Biscuit
Summer 2011 to feature highlights of summer 2010

Thanks to mother nature and old man time’s proposed strike action, mankind can look forward to reliving the highs and lows of summer 2010 starting with the volcanic ash cloud. Still to come:...

button 25.05.11 8:20am
Morphine for terminally ill targetted for NHS cuts

A right wing think tank with close links to the Prime Minister caused a storm today with their radical proposals for NHS cost savings. The most controversial of these is reducing the amount of...

A Wagonload Of Monkeys 25.05.11 8:01am
A Wagonload Of Monkeys
New British film about press freedom: Saving Ryan's Privates 0
ronseal 25.05.11 7:36am
George Davis was 'not convicted on the correct evidence' howl celebrity backers

A celebrated bank robber was cock a hoop last night, after being completely exonerated for all those times he stuck guns in people's faces, when it emerged that the police might have got some...

ronseal 25.05.11 7:25am
Liverpool apologises for Ringo Starr. more soon 0
Mrblacker 25.05.11 7:25am
Local woman weds local jerk 0
Dumbnews 25.05.11 5:47am