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Man beats up waiter after girlfriend suggests they go dutch. 7
Stan 4 years
Where are they now? The Banana Splits 2
Ian Searle 4 years

http://www.thechestnut.com/banana/fleegle.jpg Fleegle is still in the entertainment business. Until recently he was also noted for his work with the US Armed Forces and his numerous USO tours...

Nikki Chapman stripped of UK citizenship 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Former Pop Idol judge Nikki Chapman has been stripped of her UK citizenship as a pennance for introducing Charlotte Church and Billie Piper to the pop scene. More soon...

UK strips Anna Chapman of passport and mentally of everything else 0
Midnight Dreary 4 years
Vale of tears after Moat went into drain and ended in Shit Creek 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Northumbria Police in massive compensation claim from.... 0
one against the world 4 years

patio owners after no stone was left unturned, a resident questioned how many criminals have been found under rocks...

Gove's local builders "fed up" with on, off, on again kitchen extension plans 0
rickwestwell 4 years
NHS to be bought out by McDonalds. More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

I'm hating it...

£4m a year Avon Lady wins saleswoman of the year title after Ding Dong battle 1
gjp 4 years
Government to establish "Primary Am I Bovvered? Trusts". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

You can't do two vs they look like a w like this vv...

Fears of cheating on Countdown when a contestant spells Supercalifragilisticexpi 0
Ian Searle 4 years

-alidocious. Jeff Stelling host of the Channel 4 quiz show said, "Our suspicions were raised when they claimed a 'risky thirty-four'. And we certainly knew it would never fit on a Newsbiscuit...

'Fatso' bites off Aussie drunk's leg."Mr. Corden is free to go" say Police. 0
pinxit 4 years

More nom nom nom...

Tiger Woods selects new putter for the Open 0
riesler 4 years

he's decided to nominate Justin Rose...

£200K+ Headteachers earning less than PM's interest on £30M personal fortune 2
The Return of DroleNoel 4 years

Headteachers were up in arms today after the disclosure that Prime Minister David Cameron actually earns more than them in basic 1% interest payments on his estimated £30 Million personal wealth.,...

Octopus retirement age to be raised in bid to cut pension costs 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Bayonet murderer gets life. Bayonet to be buried tomorrow 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Martin Amis and Michael Winner's women's movement endorsed by Peter Sutcliff 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

First Martin Amis said women should run the world. The Michael Winner voiced his appreciation of the fairer sex. Now a trinity of wise men has been completed, with Peter Sutcliff adding his name to...

BBC salary disclosure: Hypnotist Paul McKenna unexpectedly highest paid act.... 0
virtuallywill 4 years

look in to my eyes later...

Gordon kaye ,Spains victorious manager will not reiterate what he said to his 15
arrghgarry 4 years

players before the kick off ,because as an old friend with a dicky ticker, once said to him "listen carefully as I will only this once " .He did say he had been offered a television series in Spain...

Disorganised crime 'no challenge' say police 0
QorbeQ 4 years

After their poor response to organised crime, police statistics show that their new drive against the more common 'disorganised crime' is working well. 'The disorganised criminal is really no...

Lord Mandelson launches his own perfume 0
Ludicity 4 years

‘Mandy Pour Homme is a fruity, playful and charismatic perfume,’ said the former Business Secretary, ‘it is effortlessly seductive, infused with hyacinth, jasmine and cedar with just the...

Peter Mandelson upset after becoming known as the 'Turd Man' in Ireland 1
JayGee 4 years
BP to advise Labour on attempt to cap Mandelson’s mouth 3
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Women 'need wordplay before full Scrabble' says men's magazine 0
QorbeQ 4 years

An article published in this month's Nuts magazine suggests that men 'often ignore a woman's needs' when trying to get their partner into an evening session of popular board game Scrabble. The...

US customs officials 'wary' of new Cuban cookery ingredient 'castro sugar' 0
QorbeQ 4 years
BP - New cap has bells on it 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Elvis impersonator fed up with job "I'm caught in a trap and I can't walk out.." 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Moody Blue later...

One in 5 Britons will be Daily Express readers by 2050 0
la maga 4 years

In a study that has struck fear into the hearts of thinking people everywhere, scientists at the Royal Society have proved beyond all doubt that by 2050 the UK, or These Green And Pleasant Lands Of...

Hoffman la roche the maker of date rape drug Rohypnol sees it`s 0
arrghgarry 4 years

shares surge as Rapeman Polanski is released...

Bomb disposal expert dismisses job as "ticking boxes exercise" 3
Nick McCarr 4 years