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Iceland Vetoes Bullfighting 0
gjp 4 years

The Bulls of Northern Spain can breathe a collective sigh of relief after the frozen food chain Iceland announced Kerry Catalonia, the munter off the Iceland adverts, will no longer be taking on the...

Government plans to replace ASBOs with Asbestos. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 4 years
Vince Cable denies that having an Indian wife Indian kids Indian relatives 0
arrghgarry 4 years

African friends and ties has anything to do with his views on the immigration cap...

David Blunkett seeks ASBO against government for threatening ASBOs 0
la maga 4 years
Dog walker finds mass grave of Labour plans in woods near East Grinstead 0
la maga 4 years
Family Pets On The Run 0
Evil Toaster 4 years

Agnus McDonald, 78, was the subject of a brutal attack, conducted by over 500 peacocks. The peacocks were the family pets of next door neighbour, Andy Thompson, 45, who has described the attack as...

Customers angry as ice-cream company sees profits rise 98% over summer months. 2
dominic_mcg 4 years
David Cameron offers new Government post "expert in sucking up " 0
arrghgarry 4 years

the post would involve finding out nice things to say about countries we formerly fucked over before I visit them ,Asked if he had anyone one in mind ,he replied of course Tony is set up for life,...

Uproar in Commons during first reading of Prevention of Hoo-Haas Act 5
afternoonslow 4 years

Theresa May spells it out in short monologue,”We'll have no Hoo-Haas here, we're all cunts now”...

Scientific breakthrough could restore normal speech to Robert Peston. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Scottish Prison Service Health Assessment and Evaluation Agency abolished... 5
deskpilot3 4 years

twice, just to be on the safe side...

Picking Apple or Blackberry is like comparing Apples and Oranges, says Jobs 2
Dumbnews 4 years
Arson About, new lifestyle mag for the fire setting community in sizzling launch 24
ronseal 4 years

After a sizzling launch party Arson About, the lifestyle magazine for today's pyromaniacs, aims to set the agenda in publishing. 'Our strategy is to think local, act glowball,' said editor Herman...

After Fat: ‘Straight talking’ to apply across all UK government 2
antharrison 4 years

Following the announcement by health minister Anne Milton to call obese people ‘Fat’ David Cameron has announced that the use of straight and honest talking will extend to all government roles...

ASBOS to be replaced with stocks, mild garotting or three weeks in Milton Keynes 0
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years
Afghan police to be issued with semi-automatic potato guns 'just in case.' 0
SingingHinny 4 years
French infanticide case puts crimp in sales of home-made pate. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
The Subo WAS connected to the ASBO, says newly discovered spin doctors' mantra 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

In a new book celebrating a decade of bread and circuses - commonly known as spin - Brian Hornby celebrates some of the British public's favourite diversions from the real issues that affect them....

Wayne (15) to return his ASBO in protest against government policy 0
roybland 4 years

Fifteen-year-old Wayne reckons he’s worked hard to acquire his ASBO status on the Walthamstow estate where he lives. He claims he’s made life a misery for ‘old geezers’ on the estate; he’s...

Vuvuzelas to be banned from P.M's Questions, baying still allowed 0
virtuallywill 4 years

more noise later...

Lib -Dems to replace GB Gymnasts for London Olympics 2012 1
rosewing 4 years

A source close to the Prime Minister (Could well have been HP but may have been tomato ) revealed today that the Lib-Dem party is to replace all GB gymnasts for the 2012 games. The source said...

Number 10 trashed by gatecrashers as Clegg has open house party 1
Scroat 4 years

There'll be trouble when Dave gets back home...

HM Queen’s GP dreading discussing her “obese genetalia” 0
antharrison 4 years
India to cap number of British immigrants. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Con-Dem fallout over size of new Cabinet, Theresa May rubbing up against Clegg! 4
Sharpehunter 4 years

Nick Clegg and Vince Cable are today up in arms following David Camerons refusal to budge on the issue of a new Cabinet. Clegg says that the current Cabinet is far too small and barely allows him...

BBC Director General admits that Top Gear's bus lane protest went too far... 1
Sharpehunter 4 years Clarkson totally unrepentant and say's "fuck the fucking buses and the bus the lanes on the M4 the Bustards" before being dragged away kicking...

Reuters Pakistan - drone brought down by 156 illegal immigrants trying to escape 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

. bad taste I know but there is something in it!...

‘Obesity’ to be replaced with ‘fan of lard’ 0
fernandomando 4 years

The government today announced that the focus in recent years on the word ‘obesity’ was an unwarranted indulgence and that people should not be consumed with political correctness, but be...

Daily Sport reporters scoop another "Girl bends over in mini-skirt" exclusive 1
Rorschach 4 years

er. or so I'm told...

"Pah! Jesus has risen, which is more than his bread ever did" says Mr Warburton! 0
Sharpehunter 4 years