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David Miliband says he is right behind his brother 1
Duncan Biscuit 13.06.11 8:14am
John Wiltshire
The Only Gay in Damascus admits it’s all a hoax 0
Duncan Biscuit 13.06.11 8:13am
Duncan Biscuit
Formula 1 in crisis as car that starts in front doesn't win 1
charlies_hat 13.06.11 8:12am
Ostsee
Mrs Giggs vows to stand by her husband’s £50,000 a week 0
Duncan Biscuit 13.06.11 8:12am
Duncan Biscuit
Plaid Cymru calls for Isle of Wight festival to be held in Wales

Ieuan Wyn Jones brokered the notion that during festival season, “the English” see all of the economic benefits of staging countless multi-day festivals, and the Principality should have a chance...

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brownpaperreporter 13.06.11 8:12am
brownpaperreporter
Catholic Church still in two minds about the sexualisation of children

The sexualisation of young girls is an outrage against decency and should be tackled immediately, says a new edict from a catholic church. Little boys, on the other hand...

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ronseal 13.06.11 5:47am
ronseal
Woman actually dates man for his sense of humour

Experts were trumpeting a major breakthrough in modern dating after Suzanne Roberts, a single woman from Nottingham, met and fell for a man she conceded was "not conventionally attractive", but did...

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Re Pete 13.06.11 4:58am
Jeremy Hunt
John McCain attempt to kill Sarah Palin in Church stopped

Authorities in the US confirmed they have Senator and former US Presidential hopeful John McCain (Rep) in custody after a tense standoff in Notre Dame University Chapel (Indiana) where McCain...

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samnzed 12.06.11 11:26pm
samnzed
New Turkey Ruling Party's first resolution to cancel Christmas 1
allmyownstunts 12.06.11 8:47pm
pthr
Safety car wins Candian Grand Prix. 4
Zen 12.06.11 8:41pm
The All New Jeni B
Coma recovery patient disappointed by progress on flying jet-packs

John Newman, a 54-year-old building supplies manager, emerged from what had been thought to be a persistent vegetative state, and was reportedly devastated at how little the world had changed during...

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Re Pete 12.06.11 8:21pm
Re Pete
Canadian Grande Prix comes to a halt "due to boredom". More soon.

Is it just me who finds motorsport boring?...

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Al OPecia 12.06.11 8:04pm
'Dambusters' rewritten for US audience- 'We whooped that Russki Ass'

The movie opens with Colonel Sanders inventing a new type of bomb after skipping Popcorn on a Rootbeer lake, before struggling to get his idea past his superior and eventually having to go straight...

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Ironduke 12.06.11 6:56pm
Ironduke
Prescott: "I still love Ashley Cole"

Readers of the Sunday Times were surprised today by words misattributed to former Deputy Prime Minister Lord Prescott. "You can't help who you love," he was alleged to have said. "And despite...

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pthr 12.06.11 6:42pm
pthr
Balls denies project Vulva

Deeper later...

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virtuallywill 12.06.11 6:39pm
virtuallywill
Cameron Persuades Lib Dems to Start Their Own Project Volvo

Following Nick Clegg’s unexpected success in saving the NHS, David Cameron has persuaded the Lib Dem leader that, as a significant force in British politics, the Lib Dem party really should have...

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Deimos 12.06.11 6:35pm
Deimos
IMF hit by Cyber attack

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2010/11/cybermen3_415.jpg...

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virtuallywill 12.06.11 6:32pm
virtuallywill
Stoner surges to Silverstone victory on PS3 and celebrates with another spliff 0
button 12.06.11 6:01pm
button
Disappointment as Olympic fans miss major drug-test failure events

With just over 400 days to the London Olympics, fans are expressing disappointment at not getting tickets for the major events where drug-test failures are likely. ‘OK, I’ve got tickets for the...

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roybland 12.06.11 5:15pm
roybland
Brucie: Mr Saturday Knight

Did I mention this before, ages ago?...

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beau-jolly 12.06.11 4:54pm
be reasonable
Weiner to be handled by shrink. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 12.06.11 3:45pm
pthr
Incentives for households to generate own nuclear power 'ill-conceived'

The government is facing claims that their energy policy is 'flawed', after announcing new incentives for households to produce their own nuclear power. Ministers have been disappointed at the...

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12.06.11 1:30pm
Betfred revealed as George Osborne’s Plan B

George Osborne hopes to hand the running of the British economy over to bookmakers Betfred if his deficit- reduction policy fails, it has been revealed. The chancellor - who has always denied he has...

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roybland 12.06.11 12:04pm
roybland
Ken Clarke's unacceptable posture exposed in What a Gait scandal

Ken Clarke, with his unconventional views on rape and his ambassadorial role for the Chinese cigarette industry, should be a role model for young people in this country. Idolised by young fogeys,...

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ronseal 12.06.11 9:00am
ronseal
God steps into policy row: “my boy really meant all the wishy-washy lefty stuff”

God today stepped into the simmering row between Church and Cabinet over Coalition policy and declared: “My boy really meant it about all the wishy-washy trendy lefty stuff.”, The Almighty told...

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FraserWords 12.06.11 8:50am
FraserWords
Father gutted when teenage son finds barbecue that does clean itself

Brian Jones was less than amused after his son James (Jamie, actually) managed to come up with a barbecue that actually cleans itself James (Jamie) said “dad always had an answer, “yes you can...

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brownpaperreporter 11.06.11 10:32pm
Al OPecia
Archbishop of Canterbury dismisses Second Coming as a poor sequel. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 11.06.11 7:35pm
dominic_mcg
Al Qaeda to advertise vacancies on Monster.

"must be educated to NVQ level three, or have similar experience in global terrorism."...

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SingingHinny 11.06.11 7:26pm
SingingHinny
Newspaper censured for not using 'nice to knight you' Brucie headline

To knight you, nice...

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FraserWords 11.06.11 6:50pm
FraserWords
Dyslexic Judge grants super injection

Champagne guzzling Zed list "celebreties are queing upI know I'm a crap speller!...

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arnied 11.06.11 5:54pm
arnied