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Mathematician proves that there are at least seven businesses like show business 1
andhrimnir 23.03.11 10:43pm
bonjonelson
British Pot-holing Championships to be held in Gravesend High Street. 0
riesler 23.03.11 5:07pm
riesler
Olympic Mountain-bike course completed...

it's to be known as 'the A12'...

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be reasonable 23.03.11 10:43pm
Danny
Queues reported at filling stations as idiots try to beat 6pm deadline 5
Tammy Flugh 24.03.11 8:50am
Osbourne announces new stealth tax on anyone called Milliband.

Just to give Ed something to really whinge about afterwards...

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Basil_B 23.03.11 4:45pm
Basil_B
NATO sends army of plastic surgeons to fix Gadaffi 0
Dumbnews 23.03.11 4:05pm
Dumbnews
Stowaway railway ferret was only a hamster when he got on at London

Network Rail blames point failure for delays...

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brownpaperreporter 23.03.11 3:54pm
brownpaperreporter
Successful production of ready battered cod acclaimed by fish farmers.

Fish Farming Week, essential reading for the aquaculturist, has been reporting on new trends in the industry aimed at reducing preparation time and cost for both the fish farmer and the consumer. The...

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Des and Stan 24.03.11 7:02am
saltire
Gareth Bale to star as Galen in Planet of the Apes remake

Wayne Rooney rumoured to star as Dr Zaius. More soon...

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simonjmr 23.03.11 3:39pm
simonjmr
BBC reports "Robert Peston tweets 'I used to be a journalist"

more poor diction later...

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virtuallywill 23.03.11 3:31pm
virtuallywill
UN go OTT with no fly zone as migrating geese are shot out of the sky. 0
Basil_B 23.03.11 3:21pm
Basil_B
James Corden becomes a dad...

'the horror, the horror'...

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be reasonable 23.03.11 3:45pm
be reasonable
Female Typhoon pilot tearfully denies all knowledge of dent in wing...

"someone must have bumped it when it was parked outside the hangar" she said...

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be reasonable 24.03.11 3:23pm
bonjonelson
PM: Arab world backs game of Twister to resolve Libya conflict 0
simonjmr 23.03.11 3:08pm
simonjmr
Osborne's Budget 'to fuel growth of oil companies profits' 0
simonjmr 23.03.11 3:07pm
simonjmr
Racism still a worryingly broad church says study by Xenos, think tank for thugs

Xenos, the think tank for the inward looking community, has issued a startling report that indicates small mindedness might be getting broader...

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ronseal 23.03.11 2:38pm
ronseal
"Gadaffi Duck" ?

[url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1368279/Libya-Coalition-reveals-Gaddafi-legitimate-target-Tripoli-lair-bombed.html?ito=feeds-newsxml]null[/url] A bit late but was busy pondering what...

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rivergarry 23.03.11 2:23pm
rivergarry
Time Team trace Vlad The Impaler's more Benevolent, Much-Loved, but Sickly,

Asthmatic Son - Vlad The Inhaler...

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23.03.11 2:51pm
Basil_B
As Westlife gig in Dubai is announced, Libyans call for ‘no McFly zone’

International pressure is mounting on the UN to set up a ‘no McFly zone’ in Libya and across the Middle East following Westlife’s recent announcement of...

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Qoxiivi 23.03.11 2:07pm
Qoxiivi
Black and Honky Minstrels to make a comeback

but only available to view on your pc...

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greg various 23.03.11 1:46pm
greg various
NATO airobatic display team wows the crowds at the 2011 Libyan air show 0
Iamthestig 23.03.11 1:26pm
Iamthestig
Social avoidance site "Twatter" launched 1
simonjmr 23.03.11 1:27pm
riesler
Clint Eastwood ecstatic that millions download Firefox, then he's upset 6
simonjmr 23.03.11 2:21pm
be reasonable
Employee of victorian museum village sacked for answering mobile during work

Controvesy hit a Shropshire historical working village today after one of the employee's was sacked after members of the public complained about her talking on her hands free mobile phone whilst...

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Basil_B 23.03.11 2:31pm
Basil_B
China's naked fancy dress ski party won by woman who went as a pair of blue tits

Boom, boom...

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Ian Searle 23.03.11 12:59pm
Ian Searle
First meeting of the men only book club reviews Razzle's Reader's Wives Edition. 0
Ian Searle 23.03.11 12:57pm
Ian Searle
First Liverpudlian coffee shop opens... Tarbucks! 2
Ian Searle 23.03.11 2:32pm
be reasonable
Osbourne introduces joke tax. Tarbuck* to get refund.

* Insert your choice of name. Anyone fancy expanding a story on humour tax. They tax booze and fags and taxing sex is out so that only leave the Joke Duty...

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beau-jolly 23.03.11 2:05pm
be reasonable
Evidence Gaddafi ‘behind carrier-bag threat’

Western troops in northeastern Libya are reported to have uncovered evidence that Colonel Gaddafi was illicitly manufacturing supermarket carrier bags, which were shipped to the UK and other...

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cjhack 23.03.11 12:27pm
cjhack
USS 'Mount Whitney' stationed off coast of Libya...

As aspirational names go, it's better than 'Ponce'., I tried to mount Whitney once, but that Kevin Costner bloke threw me out...

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be reasonable 23.03.11 12:27pm
be reasonable