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Cartographers admit error in trying to make 3D map of the world to scale 0
Ludicity 4 years
Osborne announces plan to: "cull the less fortunate" 3
AdrianJ 4 years

In a move aimed at cutting the country's £155bn deficit, the Chancellor, George Osborne, today outlined the Government's new plan to, "humanely dispose of the needy and less fortunate". Mr Osborne...

Black Cop shoots white person ,Tv critic welcomes the return of theTwilight Zone 0
arrghgarry 4 years

more soon ,maybe ,maybe not...

Small tiny diminutive Lilly Pad Nudedoll doesn`t think her job is special 0
arrghgarry 4 years

She does n`t think she is special ,she is just standing on the shoulders of others, to bring special relief to tall people...

Disappointment as Cameron's cabinet road trip fails to end Thelma & Louise style 0
Ludicity 4 years
Home Office considers paying criminals to retire from life of crime 0
hero2zero 4 years

Paying criminals to give up crime is one of the money-saving ideas being considered bye the government. A spokesman said, “We considered it over the Westminster expenses scandal, so why not for...

Virginia Water Women's Institute elects surprise 'Motherfucker of the year' 2
antharrison 4 years

For the first time in its 86 year history the Virginia Water branch of the Women's Institute located in affluent Surrey has elected a geographic outsider as its "Motherfucker of the Year". The...

Drugs debate re-opened as Tories re-classify cannabis as 'Working Class' 0
dicky37 4 years

In a bid to 'better reflect the socioeconomic status of UK users', drugs such as marijuana, crack and speed will be classified 'Working Class', while substances such as cocaine will be 'Middle Class'...

Autobiography titles announced- 9
ramblesnake 4 years

Gordon Brown's: "I Didn't Do It" David Cameron's: "It Was Like That When I Got Here"...

Hurricane Alex hits out at Gulf cleanup 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Hurricane Alex is whipping up a storm around the coast of the United States, making conditions difficult for BP to continue its ongoing oil cleanup operation. Alex 'Hurricane' Higgins, former...

Bouncers on Court 1 at Wimbledon 2
Scroat 4 years

But Serena safely through to the next round...

The Silencer Puts An End To Annoying Cell Phone Usage 1
rfreed 4 years

Instant riches have been bestowed upon Freedom From Cellular Company, the inventor of the new, anti-cell phone jamming device called “The Silencer”. This fresh creation shuts down any irritating...

Incompetent Gas Fitter Told Decision About His Contract Will Be Made in 2 Weeks 7
Svendo 4 years

Gas Fitter Harry Figgins has been told by British Gas that they will make a decision on whether he will keep his job in the next 2 weeks. This comes after Figgins took a box full of world class tools...

Anne Robinson to film special World Cup squad weakest link 2
Iamthestig 4 years

The referee's a winker!...

Tevez is not as tired as his English premier Colleabgues but empathises . 2
arrghgarry 4 years

I am not as tired as the others because I work the linea de merde ,or as Wayne, calls me a shit liner ,don`t confuse this with the line of shit ,the girls that the premier league players choose...

Research highlights the health benefits of prison 1
hero2zero 4 years

Analysis of health statistics has shown higher rates of recovery from serious illness are attained by a spell in prison, Citing well publicised cases, Ernest Saunders, Alzheimer’s, Ronnie Biggs,...

Cameron says an inquiry into torture claims ‘is the least England fans deserve’ 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Battle of Britain historians conclude ' airplanes were to blame '. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Second World War Historian Dr John Wagstaffe came to a remarkable conclusion today on the cause of the Battle of Britain was in fact the aeroplane. ' It may seem a little obvious but after twenty...

Duchess of Cornwall may lose title after admitting does not live there 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
English footballer’s defending father claim ‘credible’ given hash he made of it 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
American police attempt to resuscitate granny with Tazers 3
Basil_B 4 years

After a 911 call goes wrong and the police are called out by mistake instead of the ambulance services, quick witted police officers attempt to bring round a bed ridden granny by using electric tazer...

Russian ring exposed in England as Sharapova wears short skirt at Wimbledon. 5
Basil_B 4 years
'Thoughtless' Cameron left for G20 without buying fresh milk, bread claims Clegg 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Banks: Your job is at risk if we do not keep up repayments on loans you gave us 0
la maga 4 years
More torture required to establish truth in torture enquiry demands Cameron 0
3D--CROTCH 4 years

More torture required to establish truth in torture enquiry demands Cameron...

Coconuts withdraw themselves from sale for fear of litigation 2
PluckyMunky 4 years
Jamie Oliver launches his guide to brain surgery 13
antharrison 4 years

This is a great operation if one of yer mates has fallen over after sufferin' the old brain ‘emmorage. ‘Is missus will be really chuffed wiv yer. First grab a sharp carver and whip-off the top...

Football Team Deny They are Sleepers 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'we're just a bit lethargic'...

Ring O' Roses: a delicate new fragrance for those personal areas 1
PluckyMunky 4 years

'Because you need it'...

Road resurfacing expected 'just before it runs out of breath' 0
QorbeQ 4 years