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A 23 year old man was today arrested today for handing over his car keys to two 0
arrghgarry 4 years

police officers who then promptly wrote it off.Local police chief Andrew Bolt said the man although alledgely drunk should have known better .Boys will boys ...

Man hearing voices in his arse is told by arse to tell them he his hearing 3
arrghgarry 4 years

voices in his head ,lest they think he is crazy...

MOD Agrees French Military Grade Garlic & Dark Lord Sauron Army Orc Deals 0
mugwump 4 years
Far centre march descends into broad and reasonable consensus. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Few remaining leftists pray BBC will develop right wing bias 1
la maga 4 years

Upon realising that the BBC has for some decades been struggling with a 'left wing bias', the last of the left wingers across Britain, having seen the destruction of their political ideals before...

Police investigate theory Pakistan cricket team infiltrated by cheating Taliban 0
la maga 4 years

Police in the UK and Pakistan are investigating claims the Pakistan cricketing world has been infiltrated by the Taliban, after allegations of cheating by Pakistani players have rocked the usually...

England set to enjoy Indian summer - Scotland to get another Pakistani one. 0
wallster 4 years
Blair's memoirs 'coy' on progress toward Mid East peace, say nitpicking critics 0
la maga 4 years
Hague denies being member of the Fellowship of the Ring. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Feminist technophobe outraged at concept of “broad banned” 0
SingingHinny 4 years
Hitler implicated in 'no ball' scandal! 4
bobbynine 4 years

Hitler implicated in 'no ball' scandal!...

Hawkwind Announce Retirement, After Failed Re Release of ‘Spirit of Old Age’ 0
mugwump 4 years
Hague Told To 'Take it Like a Man' 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Politics is cruel. Lies, smears and mud slinging and that is just from those on your side. After internet rumours goaded Hague into an over the top statement senior party activists have said he...

Cat lady revealed as Bin Laden in disguise 0
Scroat 4 years

You can tell it's Friday...

Simon Cowell blasts BBC for X Factor / University Challenge clash 5
jp1885 4 years

Television producer and music impresario Simon Cowell has hit out against the BBC's decision to schedule their ratings blockbuster University Challenge opposite Cowell's lesser-know ITV show The X...

Judge grants gagging order on reporting of England v Bulgaria 6
Des Custard 4 years

A high court judge has granted an injunction against any press reporting of England's forthcoming football match against Bulgaria. In a landmark decision, Mr Justice Kenneth Penn said it was...

Political Correctness detained under Mental Health Act 0
4 years

It's something we've all suspected for years, but now at last authorities have acted to deal with the threat posed by the mentally unstable Political Correctness. "I've been warning that Political...

Hague: Going public was not easy but feels dogging is more in the open now 0
arrghgarry 4 years

and gradually being accepted by the Mr and Mrs public...

Indian waiter who pissed into customers melted butter is credited with inventing 0
arrghgarry 4 years

Ghee Whizz...

Fox Signs Deal With France For Unused Guns - 'Only Dropped Once' 0
IABP 4 years

Next stop Italy to buy factory sealed weapons...

Murray retains his Bristishness as he reaches the next round of the U.S Open. 0
Basil_B 4 years

He's due to lose it as soon as he gets knocked out...

UK drinking shows a big drop. Mostly of whisky. 0
exigo 4 years
David Miliband suspended from leadership battle after betting on no Balls 0
exigo 4 years
William Hague 'not bald' 8
jp1885 4 years

William Hague has issued a strongly-worded statement, dismissing allegations that the Foreign Secretary is, to all intents and purposes, completely bald, as 'utterly false'. Hague was forced to make...

Police hunting "The Glueman" fear spate of Copydex killings 5
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Transport minister 'horrified' after witnessing public transport first hand 1
Jimmy 4 years

Signs the cash-strapped cabinet are beginning to suffer the strain emerged yesterday, after transport secretary Philip Hammond was forced to travel by London bus. Aides have reported he has been...

Judge lambasts ex-MI6 man for failing to escape prison while on remand 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Bambi takes out restraining order on deer stalker 0
dicky37 4 years

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Classic FM Hall of Fame ‘ran out of music’ 3
Zadok the second 4 years

Popular classical music station Classic Fm today issued a statement confirming that it had in fact 'run out of music' for its Hall of Fame Top 300, and been forced to broadcast several pieces of...

William Hague, Chilean miners, out by Christmas 0
Pabst Blue Ribbon 4 years