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Pickles in Sandwich Blunder

A leaked letter from the Ministry of Communities and Local Government exposed the anger of Eric Pickles at being asked by the Prime Minister to turn up to a cabinet meeting between two slices of...

Captain Emyr 06.07.11 5:15pm
Thompsons become first family ever to use new camping set a second time

The Thompsons from Worcester will tomorrow become the first British family ever to use their all-in-one camping kit a second time., The dramatic breakthrough may lead to a change in the law, which...

FraserWords 06.07.11 4:34pm
News of World apologises for "leaving box of Milk Tray by the kettle"

The News of the World has admitted an "error of judgment" in choosing to apologise to the Dowler family for hacking into their daughter's voicemail by breaking into their house and leaving a note and...

NewSuburbanDad 06.07.11 4:25pm
Rebekah Brooks "was busy washing hair" at time of Dowler hacks. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 06.07.11 4:12pm
pere floza
Hot summer could wipe out Goth population, experts warn

Most of us may be enjoying the current hot spell but climatologists said yesterday that a long hot spell could spell doom for one of Britain's most unusual monochrome inhabitants, the Goth. 'Goths...

Oxbridge 06.07.11 4:10pm
Sexism scandal overshadows Women's World Cup

The BBC made a grovelling apology today, for its decision to hire Richard Keys and Andy Gray to present coverage of the FIFA Women’s World Cup. Having been shown mercy by the corporation after...

Christopher Frost 06.07.11 3:49pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Phone Hackers phones to be hacked to find out if they hacked peoples phones 1
Iamthestig 06.07.11 3:34pm
Tube drivers go on strike after being asked to drive tube trains 1
Leeboy007 06.07.11 3:29pm
Al OPecia
Pallet hire firms send delegation to Northern Ireland to stop bonfires

The UK Pallet hire firms are warning that a severe pallet shortage in the UK is underway and is a serious threat to countries logistic businesses. The main cause seems to be the building of super...

simonjmr 06.07.11 2:37pm
Taleban suspicious that Bin Ladens phone was hacked leading to his death 0
simonjmr 06.07.11 2:24pm
80% favour Scots independence 'providing they then shut the f*** up about it' - 2

More soon if I'm not lynched...

Skylarking 06.07.11 2:24pm
Downing Street cat's food budget cut. 0
Dick Everyman 06.07.11 2:07pm
Dick Everyman
Some Headlines

Creationists deny new IPad is an evolution from the old model Cameron in U-turn on breakfast order Copa America game cancelled after old man refuses to give ball back. Brothels in buy one hole get...

Captain Emyr 06.07.11 1:25pm
Captain Emyr
NOTW recruiting for several positions - must have previous telecoms experience 0
Leeboy007 06.07.11 1:18pm
Teachers Ordered To Write “I Will Not Strike Again” A Thousand Times

The government will today announce the disciplinary measure to be brought against teachers who failed to turn up to classes on June the 30th., , Ministers were shocked to discover that nearly...

Captain Emyr 06.07.11 1:18pm
Captain Emyr
Wade denies any knowledge of her own phone calls

News International chief executive Rebekah Wade has denied any knowledge of her own phone calls., In a press statement, she said she had no idea that friends phoned late last night to check she was...

FraserWords 06.07.11 12:59pm
Academic mutters "for fuck's sake" as MPs express surprise at newspaper scandal

A leading academic today raised his eyes skywards and muttered “for fuck’s sake” as MPs and media figures continued to profess shock at the news that some tabloid journalists are total bastards...

FraserWords 06.07.11 12:57pm
Breaking news: Cairo to host Winter Olympics 0
Ostsee 06.07.11 12:25pm
NHS to begin postcode lottery to create a fairer system

Later this month patients in England and Wales will be able to buy a £5 ticket that could bag them the chance of heading the queue for the treatment of their choice. In a bid to create a fairer...

acwanaut 06.07.11 12:19pm
ET's voicemails from home "deleted by private investigator" 3
bonjonelson 06.07.11 12:09pm
Ford pulls out of NOTW, but fails test for not checking mirror 1
acwanaut 06.07.11 11:45am
Sun journalist fired for using 'phone' and 'hacking' in the same paragraph

No more soon...

acwanaut 06.07.11 11:43am
Kate saves the day with anti-phone-hacking frock

..more soon with hem tips to everyone else who has been making frock jokes...

pere floza 06.07.11 11:42am
pere floza
Bradley Wiggins to be disqualified from Tour de France because of link to NofW 0
simonjmr 06.07.11 11:34am
MoD loses small war

The Ministry of Defence has lost a small war, the Government has confirmed., The disappearance of a conflict thought to involve up to 2,000 British personnel has been blamed on the fact that it is...

FraserWords 06.07.11 11:20am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Jordan sues News International over claims her voicemail wasn’t hacked

Self-styled ‘Business-woman, author and entrepreneur’ Katie Price, better known to some as ‘glamour model, failed popstar and media whore’ Jordan, has launched legal proceedings against News...

Vertically Challenged Giant 06.07.11 11:17am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Murdoch Media Circus hacked down overnight

The Murdoch State Media circus is blaming hackers for the collapse of its big red top. Police are investigating and have found clear signs that guylines have been tampered with, but there are clues...

06.07.11 10:59am
Alex Reid admits confusion when told to 'enter Jordan'

( probably been done before but worth a shot )...

Leeboy007 06.07.11 10:52am
hot dogs DO contain meat, leading nutritionists discover after years of research 0
Leeboy007 06.07.11 10:51am
iPad owner unable to stop mentioning his sodding iPad...

Friends of Gary Cooke, an enthusiastic iPad owner and Apple fanboy, are fed up, frankly, with Gary’s inability to talk for more than a few seconds without mentioning his sodding iPad. He said...

Doylem 06.07.11 10:49am
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