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Accountant rescued from beneath mountain of paperwork 3
malgor 4 years

A tense rescue operation came to a happy conclusion in an office block in Slough Monday lunchtime, when Godfrey Collinsworth, 56, was pulled free from beneath the ‘biggest pile of paperwork you...

Hillary Clinton describes him a nasty untrustworthy dangerous sneaky 0
arrghgarry 4 years

person and Julian Assange is nearly as bad...

After kabuki actor attacked in Tokyo police accuse him of overacting. 2
arrghgarry 4 years
American fury at Wikileaks revelation that George W Bush asked ... 4
Bismarck 4 years

if Batman could find Saddam...

Farmers blame Badgers for bad weather, 0
Bismarck 4 years

The National farmers union today issued a statement that nobody should be surprised at the bad weather and "they had told us so". They were of course referring to their earlier call to eradicate...

Osborne's 'on track' recovery ruined by bad weather. 0
deskpilot3 4 years

Any excuse will do...

Student Fees protesters warned to end sit-ins or they will be charged rent.... 0
deskpilot3 4 years

which can be added to their student loans...

gaga publishes twitter suicide video on youtube 1
4ty2 4 years

kissing twitter goodbye until $1mio are raised for aids charity. pictures showing her looking like raw meat raise hopes that she turned herself inside out and succeeded. campaign started to donate...

Wayne Rooney tells Joan Rivers he "dosen`t do funny". 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Observational comedian goes to shops, nothing happens, murders satire 4
Midnight Dreary 4 years

Observational comedian Ron Normal went for a walk to the shops yesterday - just like in real life, ha ha! On the way, he saw some some people driving their cars badly - just like they really do! He...

Fifa changes name to "FeeFor". More soon, please. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Wikileaks to publish all your texts slagging off your 'friends' 10
Psycadelic Squirrel 4 years

'Britney's bum looks huge in that wedding dress- fat cow. lol'...

Willie Nelson charged for not possessing cannabis. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Scientists announce that gingham is the fabric of the space/time continuum 2
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Met Office explains science behind new ‘feels like’ temperature scale. 1
malgor 4 years

With many parts of the UK facing sub-zero temperatures, weather presenters have come in for viewer-criticism over subjective measurements marring their forecasts. But phrases like ‘turn the...

Ailing Poundland to Rebrand as "Spare Us the Price of a Cup of Tea Mister?"land 0
De-scribe 4 years
Mixed Feelings in the Comedy World Over the Return of White Dog Shit 0
De-scribe 4 years
Lembit Opik accused of mesmerising beautiful young women using magic ring 3
Fin Robertson 4 years

“I’m a Celebrity” star Lembit Opik is facing accusations that he possesses a mystical ring of power, which he uses to influence naive but attractive young women. The ring, which said to be...

Man with possessed willy ejaculates demon 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 4 years

More coming soon...

Spanish mice reverse the signs of ageing with Oil of Olé... 0
Doylem 4 years
Hi Ho . Hi Ho . Its Panto Time You Know.....Wikileaks & the U.S. View 2
arflaethel 4 years

Christmas Pantomine,coming to Stockport Plaza, Mersey Square, Stockport, Cheshire, Washington's view of world leaders, as if we care. President Obama & The Tea Party Starring Global...

Tube strike broken by radical underground movement. 0
Phlegm 4 years
“Mice looking younger” nothing more than flattery... 2
Doylem 4 years
Poundland to be renamed One-pound-and-two-pence-land after January VAT rise. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Poundland to sell professional football clubs. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Recent snowfalls means that grass isn't greener on other side of the fence 1
surdoux 4 years

Millions of people (or at least 24) are bitterly disappointed to find that contrary to what they have been told, they will not have a better life if they moved next door. Recent heavy snow has put a...

Dr Foster went to Gloucester.....and was suprised by its low mortality rates 26
Milo Shame 4 years

(more nursery rhyme news soon)...

Subject: Fwd: FW: POSTAL SCAM at your home 8
Zadok the second 4 years

Can you circulate this around especially as Xmas is fast approaching - it has been confirmed by Royal Mail. The Trading Standards Office are making people aware of the following scam: A card is...

Wanger the Brazilian "star" switches from incapacity to inability benefit 18
arrghgarry 4 years
After a long lay off Wayne Rooney slips it in and scores on his return 0
arrghgarry 4 years

to Katie Waisell grannies house...