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Diana to blame for Philip heart scare claims Al-Fayed.

More Daily Express conspiracies soon...

MADJEZ 24.12.11 11:45am
"Prince Philip's heart operation a complete success", Palace announces sadly 0
JohnA 24.12.11 11:34am
Woman painted by Picasso now laughing on other side of her face 0
Smart Alex 24.12.11 10:36am
Smart Alex
Tributes pour in as Old MacDonald 'buys the farm' 0
Immunis 24.12.11 10:26am
Government claims economy improving as seagull puts deposit on new car 0
Smart Alex 24.12.11 10:21am
Smart Alex
Economy saved as Chancellor finds sixpence in Christmas Pudding 0
Major Clanger 24.12.11 9:57am
Major Clanger
A Puppy is not just for Christmas. Jamie Olver makes his last till New Years Day 1
Username 24.12.11 9:46am
Major Clanger
Quality Street hit by xmas riots, The street synonymous with family values, community celebration and low cost dental caries...

nickb 24.12.11 9:44am
Major Clanger
Innocent, law-ignoring scrap metal dealers targeted by ruthless sculptor gang

Police have declared war on a ruthless gang of sculptors who are targeting scrap metal dealers in the South East, after a replaceable heap of metal junk was stolen overnight from a yard in Billericay...

Clarky 24.12.11 9:33am
Incomplete Headlines Strike Agai 3
Immunis 24.12.11 9:06am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Foreign nurses in Cambridge unexpectedly given Christmas off 0
Perks 24.12.11 8:30am
Recovering George Michael leaves cottaging hospital. 0
MADJEZ 24.12.11 8:27am
Prince Philip has breast implant removed

Cover story slips...

apepper 24.12.11 8:26am
Man with stocking fetish arrested for trespassing 0
charlies_hat 24.12.11 7:44am
Alphaghetti pulled from shelves after found to contain MRSA and TB

Lab still checking for BSE...

Smart Alex 24.12.11 7:43am
Straight man in gay sauna admits he "felt a bit of a dick" 2
grumblechops 24.12.11 1:53am
Nick McCarr
Plato cannot believe it's not butter. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 24.12.11 12:53am
Al OPecia
Cheeselets in surprise resurgance. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 24.12.11 12:50am
Al OPecia
DFS sale signals green shoots of economic recovery

In a surprise move, sofa retailer DFS announced today they are all set to buck the national trend of economic doom and gloom. The peddler of softwood, foam and velour seating confirmed that plans are...

Boutros 24.12.11 12:05am
Inventor of electric seafood flexes his muscles

More to follow...

apepper 23.12.11 11:49pm
BMW link to erectile dysfunction

In research undertaken by the British Medical Association a link between driving a BMW and erectile dysfunction has been positively identified. It is estimated that the condition affects more than...

Dick Everyman 23.12.11 11:26pm
Dog particle found on sofa 0
nickb 23.12.11 11:19pm
I told you I was Kim Jong il

North Korean dictator pays final tribute to Spike Milligan...

Quaz 23.12.11 11:18pm
Arne Duncan Axes Mississippi and Louisiana: Fourth Grade Reading Levels Soar

A provision in the much maligned No Child Left Behind Act has helped Arne Duncan, United States Secretary of Education, succeed where Jesus Christ failed. What is particularly remarkable is that...

bobo lutz 23.12.11 11:09pm
bobo lutz
Kim Jong-Il to play self in film biopic

North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il, who died earlier this week, is to play himself in a film biopic of his life, state media has announced. The late Great Leader, who was well-known for his...

dogwheels 23.12.11 10:17pm
Administrators warn La Senza is at risk from asset strippers 0
bonjonelson 23.12.11 9:03pm
Scots MP Begbie in trouble again

Scots MP Lex Begbie is in the headlines once again after Network Rail Police were called to escort him from a London/Glasgow train late on Tuesday night. It would appear that Mr Begbie, returning to...

Drylaw 23.12.11 8:44pm
George Micheal Christmas re-release "Careless Whisperer". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 23.12.11 8:26pm
‘True Meaning Of Christmas Forgotten’ Complain Pagans

Pagans have come out in force to complain at what they see as the hi-jacking of their festive period by ‘New-age monotheist bandwagon jumpers’. ‘The 25th of December is our special day’...

UnoEye 23.12.11 8:18pm
Coalition to put Nick Clegg up for adoption

On the day the coalition have decided to look at shortening the adoption process, they have also announced they are putting Nick Clegg on the adoption list. The move comes as Conservative and Liberal...

Perks 23.12.11 8:14pm