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England Sure to get the Ashes this summer

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Rowly 24.05.11 1:39pm
Rowly
Severely drunk community demand rights, extra chili sauce no salad

Thousands of extremely inebriated men and women zig-zagged their way from Trafalgar Square to Downing Street late last night to deliver their hand-written, barely legible charter to the Prime...

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Golgo13 24.05.11 1:07pm
rikkor
New Monty Python app launched by Apple - iMalumberjack 0
John Wiltshire 24.05.11 12:45pm
John Wiltshire
Nato threaten to deploy P.C Simon Harwood in Libya

more later...

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virtuallywill 24.05.11 12:43pm
John Wiltshire
Sun journalists seek "Snooperinjunction" to pry into celebrities affairs 1
simonjmr 24.05.11 12:41pm
Griffin
Reports suggest Ryan Giggs "took the bullet" for Wes Brown. More soon. 0
MC One R 24.05.11 12:20pm
MC One R
Cameron criticises tie with US as having too much star & stripes pattern on it 0
Basil_B 24.05.11 11:28am
Basil_B
Britain’s Got Talent Child Labour Shock

Orphans Bribed With ‘Family and Pet Dog’ To Perform. Producers of talent show ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ have come under fire after they were accused of recruiting children from local...

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philbobhepple 24.05.11 11:18am
philbobhepple
Cause of Volcanic eruption put down to explosives laid by Harold Camping

Icelandic police revealed today the actual cause of the volcanic eruptions that are currently causing so much disruption in their countries airspace. They were apparently caused by an elderley man...

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Basil_B 24.05.11 10:56am
Basil_B
Armed Police to patrol railways and underground looking for newspaper sellers

gentle tap later...

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virtuallywill 24.05.11 10:40am
virtuallywill
REAL REASON FOR INJUNCTION: GIGGS COULDN'T 'KEEPY UPPY'

The truth behind Ryan Giggs's desperate attempt to silence Imogen Thomas is finally out. As the public speculated yesterday why on earth a footballer would try to cover up a tawdry affair with a...

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Nemo 24.05.11 10:06am
Nemo
SCIENTISTS SAY THAT USING VIAGARA CAN CAUSE LOSS OF HEARING!! 0
John Wiltshire 24.05.11 9:57am
John Wiltshire
Beelzebub complains to UN about increased use of 'no-fly' zones... 0
be reasonable 24.05.11 9:45am
be reasonable
Rapture delayed until October due to volcanic ash cloud...

"I can't even see the bloody Christians from here, let alone lift them up to heaven," said God...

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be reasonable 24.05.11 9:40am
be reasonable
Prince Charles unmasked as father of Harry 0
pere floza 24.05.11 8:01am
pere floza
Rodallega credits fan with Wigan's Premier League survival

It was Hugo Rodallega's 79th minute headed goal that gave Wigan the win at Stoke City on the final day of the Premier League season, and with other results going their way, ensured Wigan's place the...

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Tristan Shout 24.05.11 7:21am
Golgo13
Shock as Twitter reveals that rich footballers enjoy sex with attractive women

After challenging British privacy laws after unveiling the subjects of super-injunctions, social networking phenomena Twitter is once again at the forefront of controversy by revealing to millions of...

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jp1885 24.05.11 6:51am
Stan
Victory for common sense as muggle newspaper names He Who Must Not Be Named

In a move certain to have a major impact on the magical establishment, a muggle newspaper has today defied the power of wizard law and taken the dramatic step of naming He Who Must Not Be Named, the...

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rickwestwell 24.05.11 6:46am
Stan
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be reasonable 24.05.11 5:47am
be reasonable
BBC criticised for 'intrusive talking' during documentaries.

The BBC has been inundated with complaints about 'loud and incessant' talking during documentaries, sources claim. "I couldn't believe my ears" said one complainant, Wayne Peters, an unemployed...

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be reasonable 24.05.11 5:44am
be reasonable
Cod War escalation: Iceland enforces Scotland 'no-fly zone'

In a dramatic escalation in tension following the Cod War of the 1970s and 1980s Iceland has tried again to impose a no fly zone over Scotland. Iceland's Minister for Fisheries and War, Sigmundsun...

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Izziere 24.05.11 2:50am
Izziere
Iceland praised by media for having a 'pronounceable' volcano erupt this time 0
Nick McCarr 23.05.11 11:53pm
Nick McCarr
Rooney: "Is her granny still alive?" 0
antharrison 23.05.11 11:40pm
antharrison
Osama bin Laden spotted in the Irish village where his ancestors came from. 1
dominic_mcg 23.05.11 11:24pm
antharrison
Dr Ant solves your problems

Dear Dr Ant Every morning I wake-up with a dreadful hangover after drinking two bottles of vodka and 15 bottles of sauvignon blanc the night before. I am constantly feeling sick and have developed...

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antharrison 23.05.11 11:15pm
antharrison
Large Hadron Collider to solve fundamental secret of the Big Society

CERN is to use its Large Hadron Collider In an audacious attempt to crack one of the deepest mysteries of the universe  -  the fundamental meaning of David Cameron's Big Society.,  , 'We realize...

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roybland 23.05.11 11:11pm
antharrison
Obama and Queen both bemoan shit holidays

No more world leaders to visit Eire soon...

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virtuallywill 23.05.11 11:02pm
antharrison
Ryan Giggs nominated for 'Spurts personality of the year' 0
antharrison 23.05.11 10:56pm
antharrison
Queen "Lacks Irish Ancestors"

The Queen's advisors admitted last night that they had "missed a trick" and that President Obama had "pulled a bigger crowd" with his gig in Ireland because of his loudly proclaimed Irish ancestry....

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Titus 23.05.11 10:53pm
rikkor
Irish Plane tragedy

After a two seat plane crashed into a graveyard,Irish rescue services say they have recovered one hundred and thirty eight bodies.Taoiseach to visit scene of tragedy later...

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pumpernickle 23.05.11 10:49pm
Titus