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Conservatives outline bus lane closures in favour of BMW, Audi and Lexus lanes 0
simonjmr 4 years
World Discus Champion Pulls Out of Games, After Realising Her Sport is Pointless 1
mugwump 4 years

Javelin competitors to continue...

Audley Harrison: Beating homeless man will prove my greatness 3
alexc 4 years

Audley Harrison has insisted he will seal his position as one of the greatest boxers of all time when he steps into the ring next week., Harrison, who has been criticised in the past for choosing...

Commonwealth 100m record likely to be broken by dozens of Indian hod carriers 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Charles Kennedy Leaves Conference Early because He's the Designated Driver 0
IABP 4 years

says Lib Dem spokesperson. Charles Kennedy left the Lib Dem Conference a bit early at about 9.30am so he could pick up the car as he's the designated driver. The leadership like the odd drink and so...

Jong-il Cable denounces capitalism 0
roybland 4 years
Queen 'Distraught' At Relegation to Wikipedia Disambiguation List 0
mugwump 4 years
Martin Lewis in hot water over fake charity scam advice 0
alexc 4 years

"Consumer champion" Martin Lewis has provoked storms of protest over the latest financial advice to appear on his popular website., Many regular visitors spoke of their shock and dismay after...

Mayonnaise company bank-rolling war in Afghanistan 0
alexc 4 years

Mayonnaise giants Hellmann’s have been revealed as the biggest source of funding for the continued war in Afghanistan., The company has been supplying weapons, intelligence and condiments to...

Man loses argument despite using Munich Agreement analogy 0
alexc 4 years

The world of rhetoric is in shock after a man was defeated in an argument despite using the trump Hitler “Munich agreement” card., While the rest of the world deals with the shock of this...

India bids to be the new "Costa del la Sol". 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
BBC Chief Insists: Put the show on ice or lose the commision 0
alexc 4 years

BBC Chief Sir Michael Lyons has issued an ultimatum to producers of the corporation’s programmes: put the show on ice or face the consequences., Lyons is ambitious to replicate the success of...

Town unable to erase negative stereotypes after portrayal in a Hollywood film 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Sexual violence fails to prove a hit with Channel 4 viewers 0
alexc 4 years

Channel 4’s latest attempt to fill the void left by Big Brother has been abandoned after a record number of complaints from viewers, The show, You’ve Been Morally Compromised, combined elements...

Eggheads to be Replaced by Meatheads: BBC Chief denies Dumbing-down 0
alexc 4 years

The Chief of the BBC, Sir Michael Lyons, has refuted claims of “dumbing down” leveled at him by angry viewers after the cancellation of Eggheads., Many viewers became incensed when they learned...

Everton FC: "End unfair 'First past the post' Premier league goals system NOW!" 0
Jammydodgers 4 years

In Football reforms aimed at 'improving representation' and making the sport 'more equitable', David Moyes today pressed the case for an 'all women shortlist' on Chelsea team selections., He went on...

Desperate Parents Build School In Own Back Yard 0
alexc 4 years

A local council has approved plans from a couple looking to rebuild a leading primary school in their back garden., Harold and Pandora Smythe-Montesquieu, from Surrey, who have recently had their...

1950's Themed Diner Serves Milkshakes; Racism 0
alexc 4 years

A new 1950s-themed American diner has caused huge controversy after refusing to serve black citizens., Customers at Hank’s Diner, in Brixton, had assumed its highly visible signs and posters...

Obama administration recruit Noel Edmonds to deal with North Korean problem 3
alexc 4 years

The Obama administration has indicated a new line of policy after recruiting bearded TV presenter Noel Edmonds to help deal with the belligerent North Korean state., Edmonds, who has enjoyed a...

Scouts, Guides, Cubs, Brownies, Beavers finally rise up to save Empire 0
la maga 4 years

In fulfilment of the hopes and dreams of their founder, Robert Stephenson Smyth Baden-Powell, the Scouts, Guides and their affiliated groups have finally risen to the challenges of the era and taken...

"Sorry, we were wrong" say scientists "Wanking harms eyesight, also moral fibre" 0
la maga 4 years
Clinton in drive against cooking smoke 1
Passepartout 4 years

The US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has announced a global partnership to tackle the scourge of toxic smoke from indoor cooking fires. Cooking smoke is estimated to shorten the lives of 1.9...

'True life betting' launched at Steve’s stag weekend 0
Oxbridge 4 years

Following the success of ‘in game’ gambling on football matches, online betting agency Paddy Power is beginning an experiment in what it calls ‘true life’ betting. A pilot project has begun...

Dawkins Dementia Fears - "There is no Bod" 0
wolfie 4 years

Aggressive atheist Dawkins prompted fears of growing dementia as he began a unwarranted attack on the much loved mystic cult leader and children's programme star, Bod. "There is no evidence that...

Looking at Ronnie O’Sullivan to cost £1,000 per glance 2
ianslat 4 years

Money-motivated snooker player Ronnie O’Sullivan has today announced a new tariff system to cover every aspect of his life. The former World Champion, who recently refused to complete a 147 break...

India's homeless millions deeply concerned about quality of Games accommodation 0
ianslat 4 years
Ban on police driving at night would save lives says report 0
roybland 4 years

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Pope is Gok in Frock Shock 1
wolfie 4 years

Britain's best loved spiritual advisor, Gok Wan, blew his cover as "Pope" amidst leaked plans to "Beautify Carnidal Newman", to help him "look good naked." Gok was called to restore the...

'I'm not potty,' Prince Charles tells a bunch of chrysanthemums 0
roybland 4 years
'Kim Jong-un' because he's only 26 0
roybland 4 years