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Evil tree dies, found to have money infestation in roots. 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Wife loses husband in shopping center 1
dogwheels 4 years

An Edinburgh woman has spoken of her grief at losing her husband in the local shopping center. Claire Blair said she has now given up all hope of finding her husband, Gary, in the Greater Lothian...

Keith Richards declined invitation to appear on HD TV 2
roybland 4 years
Led Zeppelin releases anti-climactic hit, "Stairway to Hell" 2
Dumbnews 4 years
Copper named "National Metal of Scotland" 4
Mr.3374 4 years
Bob Crow's side-business goes down the tube 0
JD 4 years

The leader of the RMT, Bob Crow, expressed disappointment today after his side-business in manufacturing an energy drink went into administration, forcing the somewhat intrusively-sized cans to be...

Batman found guilty of animal abuse after giving Robin a red breast 0
dogwheels 4 years

More from Gotham soon...

Browne's capping recommendation rejected... 0
moonbeam 4 years

by Clegg any successful capping should have been done months (even years) ago, in the Gulf of Mexico...

Ireland to re-join UK in bid to beat economic downturn 0
dogwheels 4 years

Irish voters have overwhelmingly voted to re-join the United Kingdom in a desperate bid to turn their country's economic fortunes around. The Irish Republic will now have its toxic debt shared with...

The recession replaces War on Terror as UK's official scapegoat 0
dogwheels 4 years

In a move that is sure to anger terrorist and economists alike, the recession has officially replaced the War on Terror as the government's designated scapegoat. The switch means that the government...

Diminutive Japanese woman seen at Lennon plaque ceremony 0
roybland 4 years
Bus services 'overwhelmed' by unemployed seeking work 0
roybland 4 years
Michele Obamas powerful words have moved financial markets this week 0
arrghgarry 4 years

by telling reporters that her husband is thinking of invading China ...

"I see dead people", Mortician Claims 0
bonjonelson 4 years

[More soon, you have been warned]...

Thought of a funny idea, but now I've forgotten 3
ronseal 4 years
Farm Murder Suspect Found Hiding In Hay Will Be Bailed, say Police 1
IABP 4 years
2/3rds of Britons have not made a will ,only 1/3 have something worth leaving 1
arrghgarry 4 years
nazi party hold investigation as hitler dresses as local councillor 1
distraction 4 years

Adolf Hitler has been suspended from the nazi party pending an investigation,Hitler was caught posing as a councilor of harogate borough council.The situation came to light after pictures were posted...

Thatcher's forthcoming death caused by "13 years of Labour goverment" 1
BillyBitzer 4 years

In an accidentally premature leak today, the blame for Tory Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher's pending death was placed squarely on the previous Labour administration by Whitehall sources. "We are...

Cameron ‘relaxed’ about Clegg enjoying the occasional fag 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
No escape for Lib Dems after Osborne says he used back of Clegg’s fag packet 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
No results found as privacy body searches for Google privacy infringements 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Big Society vital in fight against obesity says Eric Pickles. 2
Stan 4 years
Cold weather payments replaced by 'enforced hibernation' for OAPs 2
dicky37 4 years

As further details of the spending review come to light, a radical cost-cutting scheme involving putting pensioners to sleep for the winter is being introduced across England and Wales. The enforced...

Old folk fear Halloween tricks as Osborne cuts treats 0
roybland 4 years

Old people are living in fear because they will be unable to afford to offer a Halloween treat to their young callers. ‘It’s the result of Osborne’s spending review,’ said Jack Jones (92)....

Clegg searched conscience over cuts. Then arrested it for obstruction 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Man convicted after protesting too much 1
dogwheels 4 years
Stealth Subamarine grounded by Sat Nav failed update 0
hero2zero 4 years
Rain-hit Korean F1 GP thrown into chaos 0
hero2zero 4 years

F1 safety-car-following GP cars were in chaos today as both the safety-car and medical car get called to pits for refuelling and tyre changes...

Education basics to be cut back to one 'R' 0
Nick McCarr 4 years