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Gleemed(sic)from horsingaboutcom 4
4 years

Boxer : I've been telling them for years no one would listen, Napoleon: Are you talking about Newbury? Shocking .So they ignored your carbon, composite shoes then ?, Boxer : Fucking...

When my game show career crashed I turned to terrorism says Dusty Bin Laden 6
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Britain's latest home grown terrorist is possibly the most shocking product of societal marginalisation ever. Once a happy, popular and generous game show mascot, life took an unexpected turn for the...

Ironic Twist as Scientology is Diagnosed as a Mental Condition 5
Notmeno 4 years

NEW YORK - Researchers at a New York university have found out that Scientology is a mental illness, ironically. Scientology is a somehow recognised religion in America (and Jedi isn't?!), exempting...

David Liddiment calls for drive by shooting story line for Archers 1
ronseal 4 years

The decision to write a drive by shooting story line into the Archers has been praised by David Liddiment, the executive who called for Radio 4 to become more inclusive to young people., The...

Zeitgeist Publishing launches paper for homosexual xenophobes, The Gaily Male 2
ronseal 4 years

One of the most overlooked sections of the gay community is to finally get its own newspaper. The Gaily Mail, published under license by Zeitgeist Publishing, is aimed at people who are both gay and...

Dignitas protest Swiss gun referendum result. 0
Ostsee 4 years

'It will reduce our potential customer pool and our shareholder value' says spokesbeing. 'They should think of the Swiss economy before all this tradition nonsense.'...

Couple Attempt World Record For Longest Kiss for Valentine-Good Luck Dave & Nick 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Middle Classes warn Tories they don't understand full effect cuts may have. 2
Ian Searle 4 years
Study: Low Pay Reason For Poverty 4
Notmeno 4 years

NEW YORK - Experts from across the globe have convened at the [i]United Nations Conference on Poverty[/i] in New York City. The research is shocking. The survey, which was carried out in over two...

Mubarak accepts new job as Middle East Peace Envoy 6
Ludicity 4 years

Former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak says he is delighted with his new role as ‘Peace Envoy’ to the Middle East. ‘I was at a bit of a loose end,’ said the 82-year-old former dictator,...

Sarah Palin Actually Osama Bin-Laden with Plastic Surgery 2
Notmeno 4 years

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In another shocking political twist, Sarah Palin was revealed to be America's number one enemy: Bin-Laden. The first clue was when she sided with the North Koreans in an interview...

Ed Balls admits gagging IMF and he almost choked on IDS 0
4 years
Newbury pubs offering slightly overcooked horse steaks for Sunday lunch. 2
MADJEZ 4 years
'Taser Handicap Stakes' not as successful as hoped admits Newbury race manager. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Devil reveals shock unemployment figures for Idle Hands 8
maurice0c 4 years

1100 HMT This morning the Devil has come clean to the House of Hell representatives as to the latest shock rise in the unemployment of idle hands; a key directive of his post. "Since the economic...

Veteran goalkeeper forced to retire due to council cutbacks 1
Gerontius 4 years

Veteran Man Utd goalkeeper Edwin Van Der Sar has confirmed he will definitely be retiring at the end of the current season, a decision he feels has been forced upon him by proposed cutbacks ...

Egypt gives lesson to David Cameron about what ‘Big Society’ might actually mean 5
Doylem 4 years
'Rastamouse' accusations of racism... 0
riesler 4 years

CBeebies chief says "Just wait 'till they see Muslimrat"...

Scotland agree that there should be only 5 Nations next season. 2
Ostsee 4 years
Elton John charged with murdering Nikitta.. and other songs. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Bangles to reissue hit song 'Walk like an Egyptian' 0
fernandomando 4 years
Future News: McDonald's Buys FDA 1
Notmeno 4 years

(Published 2027) - WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a landmark takeover, fast food/media giant McDonald's-Disney bought out the Food and Drugs Administration. "It makes me feel very sad," said Republican, Ted...

Night-time weddings to be allowed 4
Tammy Flugh 4 years

Couples will be able to consummate their weddings immediately after the ceremony without the need for tedious receptions and embarrassing speeches by the best man, a Government spokesman said today...

Young skinhead finds new Aggrorythm for efficiently beating up descenters 3
4 years

recruited by Google...

Gamblers await outcome of NatWest’s ‘More Helpful?’ report 0
antharrison 4 years

Leading bookies and the British gambling community are said to be ‘Desperate’ to learn if the long-awaited independent report commissioned by NatWest into whether it has become ‘More helpful’...

Researchers prove that lemons are edible. 0
rikkor 4 years
Nokia-Microsoft alliance launches the new Not Responding handset 2
ronseal 4 years

At a glittering reception at Mobile Word Congress in Barcelona, Nokia and Microsoft unveiled the ei vastaa handset to an audience of serial killing suspects [aka technology journalists]. Ei Vastaa...

Mubarak and Ben Ali hit it off on holiday. 1
malgor 4 years

Egypt’s newly-ousted President Hosni Mubarak has sent a postcard home, saying he’s enjoying his holiday. He and his wife have met up with another couple, Tunisia’s recently-toppled President...

No more Toblerone for Mubarak as Swiss government freeze his assets 0
Selma 4 years

Mubarak's relocation to Sharm El-Sheikh has gone down in history as a 'last resort', taking the accolade from Weston super Mare for the first time in 30 years. When told of this loss of status,...

Manchester Derby on early, encouraging fans to fight stone cold sober... 5
Doylem 4 years