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Inspired By The Nigerian President, David Cameron To Be Rebranded: “Tough Luck Dave” 0
One Man And His Laptop 1 day

Labour would not confirm or deny if Ed Miliband would take the name: "Don't Look Ed"...

Miliband ditches new kitchen plans in favour of new wet room 0
Dick Everyman 1 day
ISIS "Beatle" releases Jihad Day's Night and I Wanna Hold Your Head 29
sydalg 1 day

Followed by Sergeant Pepper-'em-with-Kalashnikov-fire...

Oswestry to be made illegal 1
nickb 1 day

Oswestry could be made a criminal offence according to new laws brought in by the EU later this year. In the UK, views on oswestry are sharply divided. Some are known to practise it openly, while...

Bethnal Green school girls rule out third term 0
apepper 1 day

Anymore to follow?...

Jesus ambiguous about second term 0
apepper 1 day

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Queen rules out second term 0
James Pluside 1 day

Queen Elizabeth II has come out and categorically ruled out a second term at the head of the monarchy. Having held the post of head of state and queen of 16 countries for the last 62 years, she is...

Cameron rules out third term and his need to honour pledges during second term. 0
Crayon 1 day
'Tory bastard' gene isolated 1
roybland 1 day

A gene that predisposes someone to become a Tory bastard has been isolated by researchers at the Genome Institute. 'Anyone carrying the gene', explained Dr James Wilson,'will exhibit Tory bastard...

Leaked Tory Savings Plans 'Obviously a hoax, as they include pay cuts for MPs' 0
deskpilot3 1 day
Zayn Malik to take up flying lessons in change of direction 0
Dick Everyman 1 day
Bethnal Green pupils who forget their kit made to join ISIS in their underpants 1
Adrian Bamforth 1 day
The 'Legion of Jeremies' unite to rescue their leader Clarkson. 2
Crayon 1 day

In a daring attempt to save Jeremy Clarkson from a television presenter's fate worse than death, his band of namesake brothers have assembled to wreak havoc in the face of yet another prime-time...

“We definitely won the debate” say all sides 2
farmer giles 1 day
my views have been hacked and manipulated by Hawkwind 0
farmer giles 1 day
Lib Dems will hire professors to enhance quality of social intercourse 0
Renrag 1 day

Well, it's a rather old profession really...

Woman beats man - dominatrix. Man beats woman - thug 0
throngsman 1 day

Last time I play Cluedo at home...

If putting clocks forward doesn't work by October then they're going back 1
throngsman 1 day
Hamilton says Rosberg's wearing of sanitary towel on his face suits him 1
Sinnick 1 day
Archers Eastenders to Have Punching Plot lines As Part of National Conversation 0
Dun Dunkin 1 day

working through the grief...

Britain to train Syrian opposition to be 'moderate fighters' 0
throngsman 1 day

Defence Secretary Michael Fallon has announced plans to send British military advisors to Syria to train opposition fighters moderate fighting methods. "All of us in the Western world have been...

Twitter meltdown at photo of Miliband's reaction to Bacon triptych 0
farmer giles 1 day

“It was nearly as horrific as Nigel Farage with a pint of beer and a fag” joked Ed...

Chancellor deliberately steered country into the ground 0
jamsieoconnor 1 day

As disturbing details continue to emerge after the UK's catastrophic crash into a huge mountain of debt, more and more questions are being asked about the man who assumed control of the country at...

Jihadis Anti western Except for Guns, Internet and condoms. 0
Dun Dunkin 1 day
Modern Passenger Flying-If the terrorists don't get you the pilot will 0
Dun Dunkin 1 day
Thousands Decide Not To Leave Uk Now Clarkson Sacked 0
Dun Dunkin 1 day

Its only a tv show...

Millions excited to see what their clocks are going change into 0
apepper 1 day

Up and down the nation, millions of people are looking forward to finding out what they are going to find has replaced their clocks. Aaron Neeclasp of Aberdeen enthused; "As soon as I heard that the...

Clarkson says he's been made to pay for his missedsteaks. 6
knacker 1 day
Police to arrest all quiet, normal people 1
apepper 1 day

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Top Gear: which body part will replace Clarkson? 0
apepper 1 day

The Internet is buzzing with with speculation about which body part will be chosen to present Top Gear. A BBC spokesman explained; "Obviously, the presenter has been a knob for many years. An arse...