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| Eric Joyce to release new single: I Fought The Law And The Law Won | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
John Wiltshire | 1 day |
| Marrying Lord Tebbit to be outlawed | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
johnnydobbo | 1 day |
| MP Eric Joyce admits he is bisexual | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
John Wiltshire | 1 day |
| Lap dancing club introduces contactless payment | 6 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Mandy Lifeboat | 1 day |
| No pork in halal burgers | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Arthur | 1 day |
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The Food Standards Agency today confirmed that there is no pork in halal burgers. "Equally," said the statement, "there is no milk in kosher burgers. Everyone knows that." The statement was made... |
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| Cameron: "I would Never Criticise Our Loony Swivel-Eyed Party Workers ... Oops" | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Titus | 1 day |
| Prolonged exposure to Michael Gove linked to lower UK IQs | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
simonjmr | 1 day |
| Postcode lottery to be televised. Episode 1: Deal or No Deal | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
NewBiscuit | 1 day |
| Tories Complain To Google........ | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Jesse Bigg | 1 day |
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"You're stealing our clothes."... |
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| Apple launches iDontseewhyweshouldpaytax | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
John Wiltshire | 1 day |
| Google search for "reasons to put something back into society" returns no result | 5 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
ronseal | 1 day |
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A man who asked Google to help him find a moral framework has reported an incredible run of bad luck with the search engine. The ordeal started when the Tommy Jones turned to the Internet in a... |
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| NHS starts search for a new incompetent and uncaring chief executive | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
John Wiltshire | 1 day |
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The government announced today that they have started a world-wide search for someone to replace Sir David Nicholson as chief executive of the NHS. A spokesman said: 'We are casting the net as wide... |
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| Nation remembers Dam Busters, tries to forget name of Wing Commanders dog. | 8 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
MADJEZ | 1 day |
| Research identifies 3 rules for the Internet: location, location, masturbation | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
ronseal | 1 day |
| Touring Tourette's Choir A Big Hit...... | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Jesse Bigg | 1 day |
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in most public toilets... |
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| Motion Picture Association calls for pirate movies to be 'a little less piratey' | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
raudus | 1 day |
| Disgruntled Google employees "hiding things" | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
apepper | 1 day |
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It's been revealed that unhappy Google employees have been working against the search giant's ethos by sneaking into people's homes and hiding things. One unnamed source explained: "It started with... |
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| Sci-Fi movie star reveals he has a masturbation tape | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dumbnews | 1 day |
| 3-D Printing Takes Cue from ‘Weird Science’ | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
victimms | 1 day |
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3-D printer technology has gone from the reproduction of toys to fully functional hand guns. Now, two Harvard University graduates have provided it with possibly its greatest challenge yet., Like... |
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| Suicidal funeral director was living the dream, says coroner | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Arthur | 1 day |
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Body to be released for burial soon... |
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| Vicky Pryce says Chris Huhne was the woman driving at parliament gates | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not Amused | 1 day |
| Topping dead celebrity rich list 'no consolation', says Elizabeth Taylor's ghost | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
The Paper Ostrich | 1 day |
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The ghost of Elizabeth Taylor has hit out at Forbes magazine after it claimed she would be 'delighted' to top the list of the world's highest earning dead celebrities. Taylor, who died in 2011 aged... |
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| Man living the D:Ream still believes that things can only get better | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Midfield Diamond | 1 day |
| Miserably Married Couple Ask How Their Marriage Can Be Made A Gay One. | 6 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Titus | 1 day |
| Gaming community unimpressed with "Call Of Jury Duty" | 4 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
sredni vashta | 1 day |
| Salmond 'Scotts independence affordable with mix of payday loans & lotto wins' | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
MADJEZ | 1 day |
| Leaky water bed caused teenage boy to live his dreams | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Midfield Diamond | 1 day |
| Spiritualist crosses road - gets to the other side | 11 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Smart Alex | 1 day |
| David Cameron To Join Labour Party | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Titus | 1 day |
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NewsBiscuit can exclusively reveal that previously confidential plans for David Cameron to join the Labour party will be made public within the next few days. In a prepared statement he will... |
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| Prince Charles hits out at poaching of elephants | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Beerboy | 1 day |
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Claims they're much better barbecued. (Groan)... |
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