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Dr Feelgood band member has baby-sized tumour removed 0
Underconstruction 17 hours

For the headline alone...

Necrophiliac shepherd covers hit 'If I can't have ewe, I don't want no body ..' 4
dangerouswhensober 17 hours

less later (hopefully)...

Defeated Samurai trawlerman falls on his swordfish 0
beckfordburger 17 hours
Leon Britain cleared of ‘wobbly’ allegations 1
nickb 21 hours

Former Conservative Home Secretary Leon Britain has been cleared of allegations involving wobbliness, wet lipped weirdness and having ‘sinister’ hair. Lord Britain denies covering up everything...

The Home Office to be redesignated as Westminster Paper Recycling Centre. 0
Crayon 21 hours
Parallel world lacks parallel bars 0
nickb 21 hours

A parallel world, almost exactly identical to earth, is lacking in one thing - parallel bars, say scientists. Observers using the world’s most powerful telescopes and interplanetary detection...

MythBusters investigate whether wanking really can send you blind 12
CollieP 22 hours

Popular 'Science entertainment' TV show MythBusters have responded to suggestions that the presenters are just overgrown kids playing with toys by investigating more grown-up topics, starting with...

Ex R1 DJ plans relaunch of Black and White MInstrels 2
nickb 22 hours

Mike Smythe, former Radio 1 disc jockey, now ‘helping’ at Queen Mary Hospital Radio, Sidcup says he has created a new version of The Black and White Minstrel Show, which, he says, will tour the...

Dyslexic ISIS Spokesman tells reporter "We are just a bunch of SISI's" 0
LuckyJim 22 hours
Superhero franchise tackles mature female issues with new Batma'am movie. 0
Crayon 22 hours
Sunderland to open a tab with fans and settle up at end of season 4
harrypalmer 22 hours

Following the offer to reimburse fans after their humiliating 8-0 humbling at Southampton on Saturday Sunderland have instead decided to start up a running tab with fans with a view to making one...

UK not deporting enough criminals as Australian population continues to shrink 0
tomholder 23 hours
Luvvie losing argument may be forced to label opponent "racist" 5
ronseal 23 hours
“None of our subs operating in the Baltic” – Subway spokesman 0
Iroquois Pliskin 23 hours
Sir Mix-A-Lot takes up Archery and confirms 'I like big butts and I can not lie' 1
Thundi 23 hours
Fiona Woolf Dined With A Man Who Knew A Girl Who Danced With The Prince Of Wales 0
Titus 1 day've_danced_with_a_man,_who's_danced_with_a_girl,_who's_danced_with_the_Prince_of_Wales...

Racism charges to be brought against non-Jamaican 'Lilt' drinkers 0
Iroquois Pliskin 1 day

Ri*ff*ing off Titus. *pp*...

Fiona Woolf Doomed As PM Says He Has 'Full confince' In Her As Head Of Enquiry 0
Titus 1 day
West Indian Singer Accused Of Racism For Singing Beatles Song In A Scouse Accent 0
Titus 1 day
Irony and Racism to fight behind bike-sheds over which is more misunderstood 0
Iroquois Pliskin 1 day
Chef on pirate ship consigned to watery grave for his watery gravy 1
sydalg 1 day
'I'm not racist mon' says blacked up Mike Read, wearing a Rasta hat 3
Spartacus 1 day
Mike Read UKIP Calypso song defects to Tories. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 1 day
Local Council meeting runs out of time to discuss shorter meetings, less soon 0
Thundi 1 day
Cash-strapped baker says he just kneads the dough 10
sydalg 1 day
Lassie ‘a dangerous sociopath’ say Lawyers 0
james_doc 1 day

Pandemonium gripped the central Los Angeles courthouse today, when Princess, a.k.a ‘Lassie XVIII’ was placed on trial in one of the largest civil lawsuits in Californian legal history. The...

Mike Reid to release "Backtrack Calypso" 2
Andy Gilder 1 day
Defeated Samurai football Groundsman falls on his sward. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 1 day
Defeated, clumsy Samurai warrior falls on his sword 0
DorsetBoy 1 day
Dementia: Rogue GPs and benefits cheats achieve perfect symbiosis 0
beckfordburger 1 day