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Man with historic claim for fruitless palm tree tattoo on spine gets backdated 2
DavidH 15.12.17 11:54pm
DavidH
$8bn margarine man "still can't believe it's not butter" 0
sydalg 15.12.17 11:29pm
sydalg
Bookies cease taking bets on weather occuring on Christmas Day

After the recent cold spell, where millimetres of drifting snow ground the UK to a halt, there has been a surge of interest in betting on the weather conditions likely to happen on the 25th December....

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throngsman 15.12.17 11:15pm
Titus
Trump surprised Royal Wedding taking place same day as your Soccer Bowl Final. 0
ron cawleyoni 15.12.17 10:46pm
ron cawleyoni
Happiness is a cigar shaped spaceship called Hamlet...... 0
ron cawleyoni 15.12.17 10:40pm
ron cawleyoni
Minor royals snub wedding invites due to cup final 'its a knockout' commitments 0
ron cawleyoni 15.12.17 10:26pm
ron cawleyoni
Fascist drinks manufacturer confirms factory closure in Norwich. 0
ron cawleyoni 15.12.17 10:14pm
ron cawleyoni
Harry Promises Meghan He'll Be Back For Reception 'As Soon As Match Is Over' 2
Titus 15.12.17 10:05pm
Midfield Diamond
Complete no-show at Psychics AGM 0
DavidH 15.12.17 9:55pm
DavidH
Tootsie puts his foot in it again. 0
ron cawleyoni 15.12.17 9:53pm
ron cawleyoni
FA Cup Final themed wedding for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

It has been announced that Prince Harry will marry Meghan Markle on the morning of the 19th May 2018, before settling down to watch the FA Cup Final at Wembley. As President of the FA, Prince...

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Midfield Diamond 15.12.17 9:52pm
Midfield Diamond
Union of Monarchs vote to work to rule 1
DavidH 15.12.17 9:51pm
Titus
Rexit to put a end to puppy smuggling into mainland Britain. 1
ron cawleyoni 15.12.17 9:47pm
DavidH
"Mr.Hoffman..... you are trying to seduce me.....are'nt you" 0
ron cawleyoni 15.12.17 9:43pm
ron cawleyoni
Sports Personality of Year to introduce random banter testing

This year's Sports Personality of the Year show will trial a new banter testing system, the BBC announced today. The news comes amidst growing fears that athletes from popular, clubby sports have...

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chrisf 15.12.17 9:42pm
DavidH
Brexit truce football match to be held in No-Mans-Land on Christmas Day

A temporary ceasefire for one day of the festive season to allow a game of football between the Brexiteers and the Remaininans has been announced. Both sides are expected to adorn the beautiful game...

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Midfield Diamond 15.12.17 7:49pm
chrisf
Queen decrees FA Cup Final to be between Maidenhead United and Hitchin FC 0
Chipchase 15.12.17 7:42pm
Chipchase
'Strong Prosperous & Secure' Even Better Than 'Strong & Stable' Says May 0
Titus 15.12.17 7:22pm
Titus
After much greasing of palms, margarine company sold for £6bn. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 15.12.17 6:32pm
dominic_mcg
Due to a typing error, English public school closes for a snob day. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 15.12.17 6:28pm
dominic_mcg
Children given alcohol by parents told researcher: You're my best mate, you are. 0
dominic_mcg 15.12.17 6:24pm
dominic_mcg
Nigella found filming her latest series 'just too hard'

Nigella Lawson has confirmed that she will not be making a second series of her latest cooking programme, [i]At My Table[/i], because seemingly there were too few opportunities for flirtatious double...

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Chipchase 15.12.17 4:47pm
Chipchase
"Can I have your Cup Final ticket Wills"

Hat-tip to Mr.T Cooper...

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ron cawleyoni 15.12.17 3:32pm
ron cawleyoni
Cigar-shaped object in space ‘not cigar‘ 0
DavidH 15.12.17 3:20pm
DavidH
Hoffman investigators sort through 11,000 Mrs Robinsons in phone book 2
sydalg 15.12.17 3:19pm
DavidH
Office cannibal cooks himself tea-boy steak 0
sydalg 15.12.17 12:18pm
sydalg
Man who smuggled windows inside donkey dismissed as a "pane in the ass" 0
sydalg 15.12.17 12:17pm
sydalg
"Even this is too bleak for me" says newly retired Ghost of Christmas Future. 0
MarkFox 15.12.17 12:15pm
MarkFox
Sky News to become Mickey Mouse operation

No more soon...

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cjmflyer 15.12.17 12:12pm
Sinnick
Boris absolutely glowing after drinking peach juice from Fukushima. 0
ron cawleyoni 15.12.17 11:39am
ron cawleyoni