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US nuke system floppy disk shortage 'a concern' says Pentagon

Revealing that at least one main component in the US ballistic and nuclear deterrent is dependant on a 40 year old IBM computer running floppy disks, the Pentagon admits it is concerned when a...

throngsman 26.05.16 6:31am
EU to copy Windows 10 trick. Saying no means yes. 0
Dun Dunkin 26.05.16 6:24am
Dun Dunkin
Keeping access to EU tax havens is worth telling public 'a few whoppers' 0
Dun Dunkin 26.05.16 6:15am
Dun Dunkin
UK 'poorer' for not speaking esperanto 0
Dun Dunkin 26.05.16 6:09am
Dun Dunkin
Drug dealers welcome legal high ban.

Drug dealers up and down the country will be celebrating on Thursday after new legislation comes into force making it illegal to make or sell anything that has a psychoactive effect apart from...

carlosmanwelly 25.05.16 9:29pm
McDougalls reigns supreme at Chelsea Flour Show 4
sockpuppet 25.05.16 8:42pm
Now-illegal 'legal highs' re-named illegal highs to make it legal to sell them 0
sockpuppet 25.05.16 8:11pm
EU migrants beg not to be sent back home to high unemployment after Brexit 0
Dun Dunkin 25.05.16 8:07pm
Dun Dunkin
Athletics in new drug scandal: Police investigate legal high jumps. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 25.05.16 7:49pm
Leaving exchange rate mechanism made UK poorer 2
Dun Dunkin 25.05.16 7:27pm
Dun Dunkin
French to blocade ports if Uk stays in EU 1
Dun Dunkin 25.05.16 7:11pm
Al OPecia
Thomas Cook cabin crew vote to strike over new orange face levels. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 25.05.16 7:01pm
UK going for full integration and joining euro will make us all rich like midas 0
Dun Dunkin 25.05.16 6:55pm
Dun Dunkin
Brexit would leave Britain with £350m per week to spend on legal highs. 0
MADJEZ 25.05.16 6:31pm
Kite salesman arrested after legal highs misunderstanding. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 25.05.16 6:02pm
Sky diving barristers annoyed at ban on legal highs. 0
Ian Searle 25.05.16 5:44pm
Ian Searle
Gov't admits change to tampon tax will have to wait 'for a quiet period' 0
throngsman 25.05.16 4:23pm
1 in 5 couples close to break-up – 4 in 5 just ‘kidding themselves’

A new study published by the charity Relate reveal that the majority of UK couples are living in a delusional state that they are actually ‘happy’. Only a fifth of respondents understood the...

Wrenfoe 25.05.16 3:30pm
Sir Lupus
Mary Berry released back into the wild

Food writer and TV presenter, Mary Berry, has been released back into the forest where she was discovered living with foxes as a child. Handlers coaxed her out of the back of a Land Rover into a...

Matt Ward 25.05.16 3:22pm
Midfield Diamond
‘Sexist’ Jose Moroseinho ‘bans women from attending Man U matches’

“In ziss moment I xhave no comment to make” said the morose one, whose Chelsea footballers refused to play for him, following a much-publicised incident with Eva Carneiro. Manchester...

farmer giles 25.05.16 2:53pm
farmer giles
Virtual reality to virtually cut crime

New plans proposed are to use virtual reality to create crime scenes for thieves, then recreate scenes for juries. But in the wake of this, raising concerns that the hard evidence in the form of...

Bagger 25.05.16 2:51pm
Taliban appoint new drone target 2
medici2471 25.05.16 2:14pm
farmer giles
Ban on legal wine highs ‘will force cellars underground’

… come to think of it, maybe it will force them overground...

farmer giles 25.05.16 2:10pm
farmer giles
Jewish, comic actress is surprise new Taliban leader

The Afghan Taliban have surprised many people by appointing Bette Midler as their new leader. The choice signals a change in policy from fanatically religious murderers and criminals to an...

apepper 25.05.16 2:09pm
Bondage fetishists in Sutton disappointed to be left out of SM postcode 0
bonjonelson 25.05.16 12:08pm
GPs incentivised to stop prescribing drugs

Following the success of reducing antibiotic prescriptions by paying GPs up to £20k to hit a reduction target, NHS managers are looking to extend the trial to include all prescription drugs. ...

throngsman 25.05.16 11:08am
Bi-sexuals in protest at being left out of Sky's free LG TV offer. 0
NotNowCato 25.05.16 10:57am
Bill Cosby out of the Presidential election

In a surprise announcement, campaigners for ‘Cosby 2016’ have admitted that their candidate may now be too inappropriate to run for office. Up until recently accusations of Cosby’s sexual...

Wrenfoe 25.05.16 10:09am
Man confronting existential despair with focus on sculpting biceps

A brave man is defying the ultimate futility of human existence through repetitive bicep curls. 33 year-old Mark Goodall continues to question the shaky foundations upon which his life is built; he...

jonessgl 25.05.16 9:14am
Corbyn retakes working man credibility lead with £500 sidecar for Diane Abbott 2
cinquecento 25.05.16 8:43am