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Elderly man reported to be wondering around Glastonbury…

Police are appealing for information about a missing elderly man, in his late 60s, who was last seen walking into Glastonbury. The grey haired bearded man was reported to be wandering around the...

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NaffLaff 23.06.17 7:27pm
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Everyone in EU definitely planning to move to UK

Brexit negotiations have stalled after an EU demand for reciprocal arrangements for residency rights. Foreign secretary, Boris Johnson, explained the issue; "Unquestionably, 350 million EU residents...

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apepper 23.06.17 7:24pm
apepper
A Barbecue is for life, not just the 17th of June 2017 2
DavidH 23.06.17 7:21pm
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Teacher who made kids write suicide notes was inspired by Tory manifesto 0
throngsman 23.06.17 6:53pm
throngsman
A year on, Remainers refuse to guarantee Gisela Stuart's right to stay. 0
Mandy Lifeboat 23.06.17 6:19pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Ninjas to be trained in stealth by parcel delivery guys

A troop of British parcel delivery men has been sent to Japan to train their ninjas in the art of approaching buildings without being detected. Japan’s ninjas are renowned for their stealth and...

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deceangli 23.06.17 6:00pm
throngsman
Blofield leaves Test Match Special to return to Spectre. 0
Mick Turate 23.06.17 5:32pm
Mick Turate
Man regrets asking about colleagues weekend...

Much to the amusement of his work colleagues new employee, Tom Price, made the unfortunate, but the inevitable mistake of asking 58-year-old work colleague, Janice Steadman, how her weekend was....

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NaffLaff 23.06.17 2:44pm
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Larry the Chief Downing Street Mouser leaves Theresa May speechless

In addition to his usual allotted task of reducing the population of No. 10 Downing Street of rodents, Larry has reportedly taken on the task of vetting the words that the Prime Minister is expected...

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Prime Mover 23.06.17 2:43pm
Prime Mover
Juncker: 'Throw in Gibraltar and we'll make Nicola an offer...' 0
DavidH 23.06.17 2:29pm
DavidH
Merkel wants UK residency rights for 350 million EU citizens. 1
Maverick 23.06.17 1:51pm
Prime Mover
David Dimbleby to retrain as primary school teacher

After 30 years of persuading politicians to sit still and stop interrupting one another on Question Time, David Dimbleby has announced that he now feels ready to tackle primary school teaching....

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deceangli 23.06.17 1:46pm
deceangli
PM/DUP BFF. PM/DUP RTA. PMQ JC TKO PM. PM CPR DUP 2BN. PM/DUP BFF. EU ROFL X 5
DavidH 23.06.17 1:43pm
Al OPecia
May denies pandering to DUP influenced Queen's Speech

That legislative agenda in full: - All public officials to wear a bowler hat and orange sash over their uniforms, - State Opening of Parliament procession to be accompanied by fife and drum and...

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YaBasta 23.06.17 1:35pm
Titus
2020 Olympics to feature two mile IS target shooting 0
cinquecento 23.06.17 11:52am
cinquecento
Cooling-off period may end dress-code disputes

Altercations about summer-wear have left many hot and bothered. A hospital porter was sent home for rolling up his trousers. Schoolboys denied shorts flouted the rules by turning up in school skirts....

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maxine jones 23.06.17 11:28am
maxine jones
Sheepish Lamb ducks 1
DavidH 23.06.17 11:06am
Prime Mover
BBC News leaves Huw Edwards speechless

So many tragedies in recent weeks and so many minutes of silence. BBC News at Ten viewers joined in another last night. Huw Edwards' countenance during the silence summed up the national feeling of...

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maxine jones 23.06.17 11:01am
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Cash defeats Becker 11
Landfill 23.06.17 10:11am
deceangli
Weather forecast deemed redundant this weekend 1
throngsman 23.06.17 10:07am
deceangli
Numbers of endangered US Grizzly Bears successfully reaches hunting level 0
DavidH 23.06.17 9:39am
DavidH
Hugh, Pugh, Barney Magrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub put on standby by Gov't 1
throngsman 23.06.17 9:37am
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