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|Russia annexes IKEA in administrative error||0||
||Iroquois Pliskin||7 hours|
|UN Climate Meetings are now the greatest source of greenhouse gases||0||
Environmental protesters have demanded urgent action to combat the ‘unheralded level of dissembling chatter’ emanating from New York’s climate summit. Hundreds of thousands of marchers in more...
|Where's my Nobel peace prize asks Blair after GQ awards||1||
||Robert Koch||7 hours|
''If Kissinger can get one, then I am dead cert.'' reasons middle peace envoy...
|Strikes in Islamic State||1||
||Dun Dunkin||7 hours|
Liverpool militants called 'the Beatles' say its like being home...
|Panic in the Party||1||
||Trolly Boy||7 hours|
Beijing’s political circles are gripped by fear. The Central Committee of the Communist Party has called an emergency meeting of the National People’s Congress, which usually only meets once a...
|Holy Brotherhood of Tesco's affirm they are a non-prophet organisation||0||
|Labour have only months to "switch brothers around"||0||
" We need to face up to the technical and logistical difficulties involved in pursuing our plan" Harriet Harman told the Labour Conference yesterday. " I don't mean just the various prosthetics we...
|Man Utd hire Tesco accountants in desperate bid to improve results||0||
|West End debut for the production of Twelve Angry non-gender specific He/Shes||0||
In a commitment to addressing inequality, English theatres have agreed to an extensive programme of gender-neutral plays and musicals. Hoping to bolster the number of female actors on stage,...
|Islamic State underestimates its prophets||6||
||Adrian Bamforth||10 hours|
|Rockefellers : We love this planet, but we can’t afford to buy it - yet||0||
The Rockefeller Brothers Fund has rocked the UN Climate Change Summit by announcing that it will stop investing in fossil fuels. “This planet is our home, and like millions of ordinary Americans we...
|Middle East Peace Envoy on Recent Violence Says 'This is More Like It'||0||
||Dun Dunkin||11 hours|
tip in the hat to NB etc...
|Middle-East Peace Envoy says : 'Send in the troops!'||0||
|Mansion Tax is to be renamed 2 up, 2 down terrace tax in London||0||
|Tesco accountants take "Every Little Helps" far too literally||0||
|'Tony Blair is my inspiration' says UN Slimming Envoy Eric Pickles||2||
Dowturn Alley The Makers of Downton Abbey have promised to bring much needed updates to the program. As viewers in current times are still struggling financially the makers have realised how...
|Public to be trained to provide pharmaceutical advice||9||
'It's a thorny issue,' said Bill Wilkins, one of the government's top advisors on pharmaceutical issues,' but the reality is that the amount of prescription drugs being handed over on the street at...
|Bill Coe separates from wife Tess after finding £25 error in grocery accounts||1||
||Jim Garner||12 hours|
|'Not our finest hour' admit Tesco accountants||0||
|PCSO arrested for impersonating a police officer||1||
Lots more soon...
|Scottish MP's beg to be excluded from Ed Miliband's speech||0||
|Tesco offers three profit statements for the price of one||0||
|ISIS management to go off site for a day to brainstorm their value proposition.||0||
|9 out of 10 Scotsmen in London still want change.||8||
|Winnie the Pooh's career gone from "flushed with success" to "in the toilet||0||
|MoD upgrades Islamic State thing from ‘business’ to ‘situation’||3||
The MoD’s Euphemism Committee has declared that the Islamic State ‘business’ should be regarded as a ‘situation’ from midnight tonight. The UK Government operates a 6 point scale for...
|ASDA promises to overstate profits by 10% more than its rivals||6||
|IS hoping to have Turkey this Christmas.||1||
try and keep abreast of this story...
|Tesco's accountants have to take their socks off to count to 250 million||1||
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