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Voters Offered Choice Between Hard Taxit Under Labour Or Soft Taxit Under Tories 0
Titus 20.11.19 7:25am
Titus
Prince Andrew still available for children's parties

More later...

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Wrenfoe 20.11.19 7:24am
Wrenfoe
Prince Andrew Expected To Seek Refuge In The Ecuadorian Embassy 1
Titus 20.11.19 6:38am
Gerontius
Andrew remembers flying Budgie the Helicopter in the Falklands War

He’s not sure whether he punched a sweaty Argentinian in the throat, though. That might have been at a nightclub. Or Tesco Express. Or – fuck it – it could have just been the crystal meth...

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Landfill 20.11.19 5:15am
Landfill
Tony Blair has sense of humour: "I'd love to be PM again" 0
thackaray 20.11.19 5:11am
thackaray
Beatrice and Eugenie take up table dancing on Channel 5 at father’s request 0
Landfill 20.11.19 4:50am
Landfill
Asbestos Cigarette Company Rejects Patronage From 'Dodgy' Prince Andrew

Hat-tip to Wrenfoe [s]-MP [/s] ...

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Titus 20.11.19 4:24am
Titus
Conlaboural & Labervative Voters Still Support Same Parties After TV Debate 0
Titus 20.11.19 4:17am
Titus
New Hokey Cokey Party ...

will offer voters a [s]second[/s] third referendum, with the choice of 'In', 'Out' or 'Shake it all About' ...

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Titus 20.11.19 4:04am
Titus
Alien Life may be More Common than we think

After many years of scanning the heavens with ever greater accuracy, Scientists working on the Hubble Space Telescope are now convinced that Aliens living on other planets are far more common then...

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tonymc81 20.11.19 4:01am
Titus
Tories Try Not To Humiliate Corbyn Too Much, In Case He Quits As Labour Leader 0
Titus 19.11.19 9:41pm
Titus
SHREWSBURY TIPPED TO TROUNCE GOSPORT IN NHS CUP FINAL

too much already!...

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Terry Bunn 19.11.19 8:14pm
Terry Bunn
No-one remembers my Woking visit because I was disguised as a human 0
tamoshanter 19.11.19 8:07pm
tamoshanter
Maths teacher accused of date-raping students after sedating them with proofies 0
Prime Mover 19.11.19 7:37pm
Prime Mover
Chip shop man not guilty of assault and battery 1
Adrian Bamforth 19.11.19 7:24pm
Sir Lupus
Price of a Prince's Ransom

Lawyers for Buckingham Palace where today working on a strategy to prevent the Duke of York being extradited to the US on sex charges should the US authorities demand it. The initial thoughts that a...

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tonymc81 19.11.19 7:16pm
umfuli
Meghan unhappy Harry dips his ginger nuts in her tea 9
tonymc81 19.11.19 7:12pm
Prime Mover
Planters of palms for palm oil for fuel: "Sow watt." 0
Prime Mover 19.11.19 7:04pm
Prime Mover
Ghislaine Maxwell reported missing off the Woolwich Ferry 1
tonymc81 19.11.19 6:51pm
Crayon
Crackdown On Knife Crime 'Unfair On Poor People Who Can't Afford Guns' 1
Titus 19.11.19 6:06pm
Crayon
Boris asks Prince Andrew to do something else distracting

More to follow...

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apepper 19.11.19 3:27pm
apepper
Swinson fails in legal bid to join 'I'm a Celebrity...'

The SNP and the Lib Dems have been unsuccessful in getting Jo Swinson a spot on Hollyoaks, Holby City and Gardener's Question Time. Worse still is that 'I'm Celebrity' has rejected her, as she does...

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Wrenfoe 19.11.19 11:34am
Titus
Phillip says, "Andrew has no Greek Blood, maybe that's the problem!" 0
umfuli 19.11.19 11:34am
umfuli
Met With 'Less Grammar Police' Should Learn To Write Smarter Say Conservatives 3
Titus 19.11.19 10:31am
riesler
Liverpool Ford plant unveils new all-electric car - the Mustang Scally

Mustang Scally, think you better slow your mustang down, Mustang Scally, think you better slow your mustang down, You been running all over the town now, Oh! I guess I'll have to put your flat...

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Gerontius 19.11.19 1:11am
Walter Eagle
Tory dark arts at work

Residents of a quiet Hertfordshire Street were left traumatised today after a visit from what one householder described as a hunting pack of Blue Dementors. Sue, a housewife told reporters that she...

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tonymc81 19.11.19 12:46am
tonymc81
Village of Fishlake didn't realise the clue was in the name 17
tonymc81 19.11.19 12:34am
Walter Eagle
Quick my son a fast horse awaits at rear of Palace with 50 Sovs in a purse.

Run like the Wind...

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ron cawleyoni 18.11.19 11:41pm
ron cawleyoni
Pitch@Toss 0
ron cawleyoni 18.11.19 11:25pm
ron cawleyoni
Oxford student dragged out by the heels says I felt unwelcome-Really? 0
tonymc81 18.11.19 11:15pm
tonymc81