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Society for saving fallen women asked to save a few for Prince Andrew 0
tonymc81 17.07.19 9:28am
tonymc81
OFFICE OF US PRESIDENCY TO BE RENAMED “ASSHOLE-IN-CHIEF”

A White House spokesperson confirmed today that the office of the President of the Unites States of America is to be renamed “Asshole-in-Chief”., The move follows President Donald Trump’s...

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Rhydderch Wilson 17.07.19 8:55am
Rhydderch Wilson
BORIS JOHNSON PLANNING TO USE ACTUAL MAGIC TO FULFIL HIS PROMISES

Conservative Party leadership candidate Boris Johnson is planning to use actual magic in order to fulfil his campaign promises, according to sources close to the clown college dropout., The former...

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Rhydderch Wilson 17.07.19 8:52am
Rhydderch Wilson
Chimps found to bond together after watching "Planet of the Apes" 1
Sinnick 17.07.19 8:36am
Titus
Boris to appear on new 9 bob note

More to follow...

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apepper 17.07.19 7:35am
apepper
Farage: "Scotland will no longer have worst drug problem in EU after Brexit"

More to follows...

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apepper 16.07.19 9:19pm
apepper
US military training area 51 to use live targets 0
Sinnick 16.07.19 9:18pm
Sinnick
Some of my best friends are orange, insists Trump 0
Dick Everyman 16.07.19 8:39pm
Dick Everyman
Native Americans back Trump's 'go back to where you came from' speech

The ancestors of the original proprietors of North America, were quick to endorse the President's sentiment and that immigrants should take their glass beads, pox blankets and worthless treaties with...

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Wrenfoe 16.07.19 8:06pm
Newsdesk
"Stereotyping to be made illegal" says 'Upper Class silver spooned' MP 4
thackaray 16.07.19 7:33pm
Crayon
Trump Denies He Has A Skeleton, Saying 'I Haven't Got A Racist Bone In My Body' 1
Titus 16.07.19 7:22pm
Crayon
Few People Remember Lance Armstrong, Phil Collins & Buzz Lightyear Going to Moon 1
Titus 16.07.19 6:03pm
Titus
Rush Expected To Claim Europe's New Steepest Road, After Brexit 0
Titus 16.07.19 5:34pm
Titus
Trump to go back to third rock from the sun 5
ron cawleyoni 16.07.19 5:04pm
Titus
EU to remove quality kitemark from Scottish drugs 0
Sir Lupus 16.07.19 4:24pm
Sir Lupus
New £50 notes to only be accepted 60 years after losing them 0
Crayon 16.07.19 1:05pm
Crayon
PORN COCK UP QUITE SMALL COMPARED TO CHRIS GRAYLING'S

A government spokesman has denied that the delay to the introduction of age checks for viewers of internet porn sites which was due to take place next Monday is a failure of Graylingesque ...

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Terry Bunn 16.07.19 12:44pm
Crayon
Trump expected to shed his skin any f**king time soon! 0
ron cawleyoni 16.07.19 12:32pm
ron cawleyoni
Shock apology from Trump to Native Americans for stealing their country.

He has agreed, as a gesture to their culture, to change his name immediately to TWO DOGS SHAGGING...

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granger 16.07.19 12:16pm
granger
Trump Threatens Trade-War with the Moon

President Donald Trump last night surprised his staff and bemused the world’s economists by announcing on Twitter that he would be placing tariffs on goods and services imported from the moon....

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Ugi 16.07.19 10:44am
Titus
Worlds steepest road is just a slippery slope says Welsh Tourist chief 0
tonymc81 16.07.19 9:58am
tonymc81
Budget airlines to trial ‘Dismemberment Class’ flights

“The human body is such an inconvenient shape” said a budget airline spokesman. “We tried making planes the general dimensions of an elongated human so we could stack passengers like Pringles,...

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deceangli 16.07.19 9:32am
sydalg
Trump chooses 'to go to the Moon' (Left Alert)

On the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 blast-off, and in a sensational speech to the American Nation, President Trump has confirmed that he has decided to go to the Moon in person 'because it might...

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Chipchase 16.07.19 8:39am
Chipchase
Native Americans Tell Trump To Go Back Where He Came From

'Paleface, he talk with forked tweet - or rather, with fake tongue'. [More 'Red Indian' cliches later] ...

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Titus 16.07.19 7:30am
Titus
Apollo anniversary celebrations did not take place insist conspiracy theorists

More denials later...

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Gerontius 16.07.19 7:27am
Titus
Rugby needs to try harder says Chairman

With the popularity of Rugby taking yet another hammer blow on Sunday with English Crickets world cup success, Rugby chiefs met at Twickenham today in an attempt to halt its slide further down the...

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tonymc81 16.07.19 7:24am
Titus
'My Hearing Aids Prevent Dementia - When I Can Remember Where I left Them'

Claims Jerry Attrick, our senile correspondent ...

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Titus 16.07.19 7:14am
Titus
Calls For Labour Party To Be Re-Jewvenated 1
Titus 16.07.19 7:01am
Titus
Boris condemns Trump’s, Go back tweets, for copying his Leave campaign tactics 0
tonymc81 16.07.19 7:01am
tonymc81
Tory & Lib-Dem Leadership Both Likely To Follow Sporting Fashion & Be Dead-Heats

Prepare to hold you breath, folks, as the unbearable excitement reaches its excruciating climax ...

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Titus 16.07.19 6:45am
Titus