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Creationists split: Did Satan spit baccy onto the Sun or the Lord pressed pause? 0
DavidH 22.08.17 8:02am
DavidH
N Korea Collapses In Existential Crisis Following Unilateral Surrender By US 0
Titus 22.08.17 8:00am
Titus
3rd position paper finalises game rules for 'Fantasy Brexit Team' 0
DavidH 22.08.17 7:55am
DavidH
Handful of passengers suffer frustration of punctuality due to non-derailments 0
DavidH 22.08.17 7:46am
DavidH
Trump orders NASA to change Moon's orbit to allow monthly eclipses.

"There's no gravity in space" he tweeted, "so how hard can it be?". A further tweet said "And if they could make the Sun less bright, we wouldn't need these silly glasses."...

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Mick Turate 22.08.17 7:40am
Titus
Trump will keep firing people until he "finds the problem"

Donald Trump has explained the high turnover of White House staff - he's determined to find source of the insanely daft nonsense that keeps coming of the Oval Office. "I think I'm getting close, so...

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apepper 22.08.17 7:31am
Oxbridge
Turkey’s jihadist curriculum ‘not traditional enough’, says Gove

While generally in favour of the controversial plan to give Turkey’s children a more religious and conservative education, the UK’s former Education Secretary said there was a missed opportunity...

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Wrenfoe 22.08.17 7:06am
Wrenfoe
The Deranged In Spain | Cause Lots Of Pain | Again 0
Titus 22.08.17 6:29am
Titus
British branch of Antifa in talks to find statues they can be offended by 0
ronseal 22.08.17 6:26am
ronseal
Comments on X Factor must meet principles of classical rhetoric

Simon Cowell announced a crackdown on poorly constructed judges’ comments on X Factor today, after revealing that he has sought the advice of classical Greek philosophers Plato and Aristotle in an...

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chrisf 22.08.17 6:02am
chrisf
Sat nav fails stag parties heading to Newquay....unfortunately for Cromer. 0
ron cawleyoni 21.08.17 10:28pm
ron cawleyoni
Outraged Protesters Gather In Westminster To Shout 'BONG!' In Unison Every Hour 3
Titus 21.08.17 10:01pm
Titus
Britain's new aircraft carrier HMS Queen Elizabeth badly damaged by rowboat. 1
Mick Turate 21.08.17 8:34pm
Titus
US Destroyer collides with Malaysian Frigate coming to it's aid. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 21.08.17 8:32pm
Titus
Trump orders female astronomers to be burnt as witches after eclipse

More to follow...

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apepper 21.08.17 7:59pm
apepper
Politically correct butcher displays bleeding heart in shop window 0
Renrag 21.08.17 7:38pm
Renrag
Coming soon from makers of League of Gentlemen....'Stevenageville'..

more tubbs soon...

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ron cawleyoni 21.08.17 7:24pm
ron cawleyoni
Super novelists do not last all summer long. RIP. 0
Al OPecia 21.08.17 6:08pm
Al OPecia
The Angel of the Lord smites all first born in the USA. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 21.08.17 5:27pm
dominic_mcg
Sun Temporarily Dimmed As Mark Of Respect For Silenced Big Ben 0
Titus 21.08.17 5:11pm
Titus
US Naval Commanders Required To Learn Foreign For 'Sorry Mate, I Didn't See You' 0
Titus 21.08.17 5:08pm
Titus
Surrealist milliner guilty of online hat crimes. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 21.08.17 4:48pm
dominic_mcg
North Korea to invest in a "fleet of attack cargo ships". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 21.08.17 4:34pm
Al OPecia
A day in the Life

Good morning wife there is a fine selection of hot and cold food and drinks including alcoholic beverages such as wine, beers and spirits in the downstairs kitchen. Graham why on Earth would I want...

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the peoples poet 21.08.17 4:24pm
the peoples poet
Stevenage fc to wear new 'Bra-zil' kit...for rest of season. 0
ron cawleyoni 21.08.17 1:41pm
ron cawleyoni
Jerry Lewis reaches high point of his comedy career. Never been funnier. 3
Maverick 21.08.17 1:18pm
cinquecento
Jihadist Bomber Who Blew Himself Up To Be Charged With Health & Safety Breaches 0
Titus 21.08.17 1:12pm
Titus
Big Ben wishes MPs would fall silent for four years 1
Ian Searle 21.08.17 12:54pm
Titus
GCSE results predicted to show an increase in meaningless statistics

The results of this year’s GCSE examinations are expected to be accompanied by an unprecedented growth in the amount of irrelevant analysis about them. The volume of pointless statistics is likely...

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Midfield Diamond 21.08.17 12:52pm
Titus
Trump able to view eclipse without glasses since he is already blind 0
Dumbnews 21.08.17 12:43pm
Dumbnews