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| Kirk to enter prides | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not Amused | 16 hours |
| Straight man attacked by gang of vicious homosexuals | 9 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Darkbill 2.0 | 17 hours |
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A 20-year old straight man has told of his terror at being set upon by a gang of openly gay thugs. The victim told reporters that earlier that evening he had been the subject of a series of bitingly... |
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| Swivel-eyed loons quick to distance themselves from Tory party. | 9 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Boutros | 18 hours |
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"We've enough on our plate already, what with these swivel eyes, and being loons, without having to take on this dreadful stigma," said Arthur Clench, Chairman of the Society of Swivel-eyed Loons,... |
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| Nightclub under fire for mirrors that show reflection of person's worth | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
andrewl81 | 18 hours |
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A Glasgow nightclub has come under fire after secretly installing mirrors in the gents bathrooms that allow people to see the impact they'll have on the planet. "We meant to install one way mirrors... |
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| Man "living the dream" wakes to find he is dreaming the life. | 3 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
weematt | 19 hours |
| New Zealand Cricket team accused of match fixing. More soon. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
deskpilot3 | 19 hours |
| Not saying a thing is the new thing is the new saying a thing is the new thing | 5 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Idiot | 19 hours |
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Not saying something is the new something is the new saying something is the new something, according to the latest edition of Vogue. "Not saying something is the new something means saying... |
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| Swivel-eyed Tory's wife has a smashing pair of testicles | 3 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Lenny Bee | 19 hours |
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Staunch anti-gay marriage Tory activist, Brigadier Sir Compton Carboys, has revealed that his petite 54 year old wife, Brioney, is pretty fit in the old bouncing bombs department. “My wifey's a... |
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| EU throws olive oil on Cameron's European troubles | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
custard cream | 20 hours |
| Bowie admits dyslexia as Major Tim prepares to blast off | 4 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
MaverickRat | 20 hours |
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Too obvious?... |
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| Change Control Board meeting turns into a "Devil Nightmare". | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Al OPecia | 21 hours |
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Neat-O Anagram just for Harry... |
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| 3 brothers seeking union applaud precedent set by same sex marriage bill | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
topfotogmw | 21 hours |
| Google search for "reasons to put something back into society" returns no result | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
ronseal | 22 hours |
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A man who asked Google to help him find a moral framework has reported an incredible run of bad luck with the search engine. The ordeal started when the Tommy Jones turned to the Internet in a... |
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| Gay marriage plans derailed by ridiculously fashionable clothing on the line | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Crooked Man | 22 hours |
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'We can't say it was the wrong kind of clothes, because they were just so, so right' said a spokesman, before bursting into tears... |
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| Disappointment for scientists as new super-computer fails to go mad. | 6 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
sredni vashta | 23 hours |
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Scientists at Mal-Tech University, Wisconsin have expressed their immense disappointment at the failure of their new super-computer Off White to show any signs of megalomania. The technological... |
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| God arrested for stealing man's thunder | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dumbnews | 23 hours |
| Tory's face "worst nightmare" as aggressive homosexual attacks swivel-eyed loon | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
andrewl81 | 23 hours |
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A top level Conservative Party official has claimed that the party faces it's "worst nightmare" after a swivel eyed loon was attacked by an aggressive homosexual. The official said, "It was our... |
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| John Terry snubs "US" tour by claiming it should all be about "Me" | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
irreverendJ | 1 day |
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Chelsea claim he has an injury:a bruised ego... |
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| Police uncover plans for Chelsea Flower Show air strike | 3 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not Amused | 1 day |
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Preparations for the Chelsea Flower Show continue to be disrupted following a statement by the metropolitan police that they have uncovered a planned air strike., The air admitted that it will be... |
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| Tories deny 'swivel eyed loon' comment was reference to Michael Gove | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
sillybugger | 1 day |
| Godolphin scandal widens..."we didn't do it on porpoise", says Sheikh Mohammed | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
topfotogmw | 1 day |
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Another obvious one so apologies for any repitition!... |
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| Porn industry thinks children should be exposed to education | 8 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Wrenfoe | 1 day |
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There is growing alarm among the U.K.’s leading pornographers, that children as old as 16 are still to be exposed to basic literacy and numeracy. Research suggests that some students in later... |
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| Abu Qatada 'home for Christmas' | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Crooked Man | 1 day |
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He can't believe his mince pie, according to a friend... |
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| Bill Gates is world's richest man again after loan from Wonga | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
John Wiltshire | 1 day |
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Bill Gates regained the title of World's Richest Man after taking out a loan from Wonga of 5 trillion dollars. 'I saw their ad on my 58 TVs,' he said today. 'The old people looked so nice and... |
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| Daleks adopt the slogan 'We are swivel-eyed loons' | 3 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
John Wiltshire | 1 day |
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A spokesdalek for the Daleks said today that they were proud to call themsleves 'swivel-eyed loons.' 'Forget the Conservatives,' said Dalek Sek. 'We are the original swivel-eyed loons. We only have... |
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| Gove heckled by head teachers ' it's your own time you're wasting' he responds | 6 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
topfotogmw | 1 day |
| Home Secretary courts popularity by holding gay marriage in May garage. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
nickb | 1 day |
| Mouthwash manufacturers to market "Gurgle Glasses" | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
nickb | 1 day |
| Home Counties opthalmic surgeons report increase in private work | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
nickb | 1 day |
| Swivel-Eyed Leader Of An Opposition Party Denies He Is A Secret Tory Activist | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Titus | 1 day |
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