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Labour Narrowly Defeated In Sleaford By Just 14,207 Votes

UKIP were humiliated in the recent Sleaford and South Hykeham by election by gaining only 820 more votes than the Lib Dems and just 1,063 more than Labour. The formidable Linconshire Independent...

Titus 09.12.16 12:37pm
Midfield Diamond
Marine Le Pen channels Miss Trunchbull

In an attempt to fulfil Roald Dahl’s dying wish, France’s far-right leader has proposed an end to free education for foreign children, locking them in ‘chokey’ style camps and finally hurling...

Wrenfoe 09.12.16 12:32pm
Planet Earth 'not enclosing Xmas letter with card' this year

The planet has confirmed today that it won't be enclosing a letter detailing the high and low points of its year this Christmas 'due to being unable to condense the low points onto two sides of A4,'...

throngsman 09.12.16 12:25pm
Daily Mail calls people not voting UKIP in by-election "enemies of the people"

More to follow...

apepper 09.12.16 12:24pm
Hitler ‘still alive and living with Princess Di’ says Daily Express 0
farmer giles 09.12.16 11:59am
farmer giles
Football abuse seriousness to be classified as premier, championship or league 0
cinquecento 09.12.16 11:58am
Sir Cliff : Cops were searching house for Xmas song master tapes

Officers from South Yorkshire Police who raided the singers Berkshire mansion earlier this year say they were not looking for evidence of historic sexual offences but were looking for the master...

Gerontius 09.12.16 11:42am
How many roads must a man walk down?(and other questions you were afraid to ask)

After several years of dedicated study, researchers have finally found the answers to many of those difficult questions posed by stars of the music world. 'We started with the easy stuff first", ...

Smart Alex 09.12.16 11:03am
Matt Ward
Other PG Wodehouse characters distance themselves from Boris Johnson

Several buffoonish characters from PG Wodehouse novels including Tuppy Glossop, Freddie Threepwood and Jacob Reece-Mogg have distanced themselves from Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson. "Cripes", said...

apepper 09.12.16 9:23am
Poor attendance from winners at annual Mayfly of the Year Awards 1
cinquecento 09.12.16 9:22am
British Industry to consider using electricity. More soon.

But we don't want to invest in any research...

Al OPecia 09.12.16 8:31am
Al OPecia
Burger van selling condemned meat asked customers "Do you want flies with that?" 3
dominic_mcg 09.12.16 8:18am
Prime Mover
95-Year-Old John Glenn Dies: 'See? We TOLD You Space Travel Was Dangerous!'

More astronaut deaths later eventually ...

Titus 09.12.16 7:50am
Jonathan King says Cruz Beckham will be safer in the pop Industry 0
marlon bando 09.12.16 12:02am
marlon bando
Too soon. Deleted. 0
Smart Alex 08.12.16 9:13pm
Smart Alex
God speed John Glenn 0
Mandy Lifeboat 08.12.16 9:09pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Man lays five-mile cable after trying high-fibre optic diet 4
immacagain 08.12.16 9:01pm
baron la croix
Tiffany Trump's anguish - "My father never fancied me"

Tiffany Trump, daughter of Donald Trump and his second wife Marla Maples, spoke movingly today about her childhood anguish when she realised her father wasn't sexually attracted to her. "I used to...

YaBasta 08.12.16 7:21pm
baron la croix
Diplomatic tension as neatly coiffured Saudi Ambassador calls Johnson "raghead" 0
Ref Minor 08.12.16 7:08pm
Ref Minor
Head of F.O. told to F Off

More Boris soon...

ramblesid 08.12.16 6:48pm
Artists Criticise MOD For Lack Of Sunset As HMS Illustrious Towed To Scrapyard

One good Turner deserves another ...

Titus 08.12.16 6:31pm
It's 1944: Parliament Demands To Know Date Of D-Day 2
Titus 08.12.16 6:12pm
baron la croix
Saudi Wish To Behead Boris During His Pending Visit Criticised As 'Undiplomatic' 0
Titus 08.12.16 6:05pm
Lake dries up 5
cinquecento 08.12.16 5:00pm
Tax refugee McDonalds to seek asylum in UK 0
cinquecento 08.12.16 4:26pm
ELP LPs now only available as EPs 3
ramblesid 08.12.16 4:10pm
British Bird Fanciers Association accused of widespread grooming of mynahs 0
cinquecento 08.12.16 3:01pm
Women 83% less likely to be misrepresented on Wikipedia

Jodster 08.12.16 2:01pm
Judean People's Momentum Might Split From Judean People's Labour Party 1
Titus 08.12.16 1:43pm
Egg timers outlawed in anti-poaching strategy

hat tip to Titus...

immacagain 08.12.16 1:41pm