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Outrage as Colston Hall renamed after some sh*t hole city. 0
MADJEZ 23.09.20 11:24am
MADJEZ
Exciting Brexit reboot of TV Classic: ‘Touch the 7,000 Trucks’

With the news that Brexit will indeed turn Kent into one massive lorry park, Channel ‘never knowingly overthought’ 5 have announced plans to relaunch intellectual gameshow and lecture series...

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Filthy Rich 23.09.20 10:40am
SteveB
Please don’t not work from home but do if don’t isn’t an option 5
Myke 23.09.20 10:36am
Titus
96% of UK Covid-19 stock held in Wetherpoons pub carpets

A new report from the Institute of Whatever the Daily Mail Will Lap Up has exclaimed in high-pitched text that the vast majority of Covid-19 stocks in the UK are stored within the carpets of JD...

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SteveB 23.09.20 10:34am
Titus
Man washes neighbour’s car after being jokily asked to

The playbook of social norms was ripped up into pieces today after a man washing his car took up his neighbour on the jokey aside that ‘you can wash mine after you’ve finished yours’. Peter...

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chrisf 23.09.20 10:30am
Titus
Protection officer praised for not leaving Dominic Raab unattended

The protection officer guarding the public from Dominic Raab was today praised by security chiefs for accompanying the Foreign Secretary rather than stay with his firearm. On a returning flight from...

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DavidH 23.09.20 10:13am
chrisf
Premier Inn rebrands as Premier Out 3
oshaughnessy 23.09.20 9:51am
Filthy Rich
Weddings restricted to 15: Moonies devastated. 2
Sir Lupus 23.09.20 9:50am
Filthy Rich
PM bemoans 'Piffling salary not enough to afford nanny army' 0
SteveB 23.09.20 9:17am
SteveB
Satirist Bursts With Frustration As Govt Enacts Fair, Rational & Humane Policy

More ludicrous fantasies soon ...

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Titus 23.09.20 9:07am
Titus
CV Victims Double Every 7 Days - Soon Exceed 1,000,000,000% Of Total Population 0
Titus 23.09.20 8:15am
Titus
Pilot Whales Stranded But Navigator & Flight Engineer Whales Survive 0
Titus 23.09.20 8:10am
Titus
'All is fair in love and war and Covid restrictions' declares adulterous PM 0
SteveB 23.09.20 7:39am
SteveB
Johnson Covid update : If you don't want to know the result look away now

AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH...

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Gerontius 23.09.20 7:36am
Gerontius
New rules to be enforced by COVID Marshmallows. 0
Al OPecia 23.09.20 6:13am
Al OPecia
Bake Off commits TV suicide as it votes off black woman who works for NHS.

More soon. Could be worse at least none of the presenters has done black-face...

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MADJEZ 22.09.20 8:49pm
MADJEZ
Man made bankrupt by underlying wealth condition. 1
Mick Turate 22.09.20 6:35pm
SteveB
Labour must be shitter than the Tories if it's to win, says Starmer

Labour leader Keir Starmer has insisted he must be totally shite if Labour is to have any hope of winning an election. He has taken the unusual step of trying to set fire to a tower block with dodgy...

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Myke 22.09.20 6:11pm
Sir Lupus
Covid groundhog reemerges 3
SteveB 22.09.20 5:39pm
SteveB
Pubs to close at 9.45 pm if death toll continues to rise 7
Myke 22.09.20 5:30pm
SteveB
Nurse! Nurse! Boris has had one of his turns again... quick, fetch the strapping

He's still fighting the war., - Which one?, We're not sure...

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SteveB 22.09.20 5:15pm
SteveB
Sturgeon roes back on home visits in deeper jockdown 0
Mirthless Evil C 22.09.20 4:46pm
Mirthless Evil C
Labour adopts the slogan 'Britain First' to honour the memory of Jo Cox

More later...

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Wrenfoe 22.09.20 4:11pm
Myke
Dog with 2 dicks not so pleased after seeing bill for Viagra 2
sydalg 22.09.20 3:58pm
Myke
Time, Covid-19 please!

The government is said to to be quietly confident it has finally got to the bottom of how to obliterate Covid-19. The heartening news comes after health experts spent weeks working round the clock...

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Chipchase 22.09.20 3:25pm
Sir Lupus
Incredulity as Keir Starmer attempts to suppress his jocular, prankster persona

Resident Westminster jester Keir ‘Chuckles’ Starmer has astounded observers by urging the party to ‘get serious’ about winning the next election. Almost unrecognisable without his trademark...

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Filthy Rich 22.09.20 3:23pm
Sir Lupus
Boris’s new Leadership Style watchwords: Feckless, Reckless and Keckless

All mouth and no trousers...

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Mirthless Evil C 22.09.20 2:33pm
Mirthless Evil C
Too bad we don’t see more of next Prime Minister Mikey Byker-Gove

Just trying the fridges out for size...

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Mirthless Evil C 22.09.20 2:11pm
Mirthless Evil C
Churchill looked at not complying with legal treaty 'in a specific manner'

Historians have unearthed documents suggesting that in 1939 Churchill attempted to prevent Great Britain declaring war on Germany when they invaded Poland. Notes from Cabinet meetings that were...

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throngsman 22.09.20 2:06pm
DavidH
Dominic Cummings hires smouldering new press briefer called Miss Direction 0
SteveB 22.09.20 12:08pm
SteveB