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Gullible

The word 'gullible' has been withdrawn from dictionaries following the inauguration of Trumpy McTrumparse...

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granger 20.01.17 1:26pm
granger
Georgiou: Michael's cake "covered in temarzipan" 0
Hindari Banga 20.01.17 1:21pm
Hindari Banga
Trump Apologises & immediately Stands Down, In Response To Protests

More absolutely, genuinely true news soon ...

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Titus 20.01.17 1:12pm
Titus
Trump starts drinking 0
maxey 20.01.17 12:58pm
maxey
McGuinness will not stand. Neither can many of his former acquaintances. 2
cinquecento 20.01.17 12:37pm
Titus
Bridge Players to only bid 'No Trumps' from now on 0
jimmydodger 20.01.17 12:12pm
jimmydodger
Joe Biden still loose in The White House

Pest control has confirmed that an elderly male is trapped underneath the floorboards of the West Wing and is refusing to be lured out, even with lucrative offers from the private sector and lifetime...

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Wrenfoe 20.01.17 11:49am
Wrenfoe
E.U. Health Treaty Buggered - Britain Braces Itself for Wave of Scrounging Expat

Fears en-biggen today after experts suggest Britain may be swamped by hordes of elderly migrants returning to the UK once European Healthcare accords go tits up. Dubbed the ‘Grey wave’, people...

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S-Bahn 20.01.17 11:09am
S-Bahn
Grassy knolls tightly packed ahead of inauguration. 1
spoole2112 20.01.17 10:31am
Titus
Man Evicted From Hospital Despite Suffering From Severe Chronic Freeloadingitis

More parasite-related maladies soon ...

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Titus 20.01.17 10:27am
Titus
Nice Trump FP

Simple and to the point - congrats to the writer(s)...

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chrisf 20.01.17 10:11am
Titus
Anti semites furious as police 'kettle' them into a tiny remote Labour Party 0
ronseal 20.01.17 8:34am
ronseal
Man “12 Years a Slave” to Allegedly Automatic Toilet Taps

Brave Dave Carroll broke down in tears yesterday as he recounted his remarkable escape from a service station toilets on the M40 near Banbury – after 12 years stuck trying to wash his hands. The...

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SoundasaHound 20.01.17 6:44am
SoundasaHound
Seven Steps to Starting Your Internet Business

A lot has been written and said in Internet marketing circles recently about the importance of “good quality content” to both web site visitors and natural (crawler based) search engines. Many...

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jenifer00 20.01.17 6:00am
jenifer00
Increasing Your Green Productivity Reduce Your Footprint

http://www.jvplanet.com/, Have you noticed that lately being 'green' is a 'hot topic' of conversation, movies, magazine features, advertising and education lately! What does this have to do with...

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jenifer00 20.01.17 5:01am
jenifer00
Bomb squad called in as Martin McGuiness promises jelly at his leaving party 4
Mandy Lifeboat 19.01.17 11:02pm
Bogbrush
Hey! Ho! Let's Go! 1
Ref Minor 19.01.17 10:29pm
PeterB
New Supposed US President Dismissed As Mere 'Trompe l'oeil' 0
Titus 19.01.17 10:23pm
Titus
Further NHS cuts mean cancer patients are to be given chemistry sets. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 19.01.17 10:19pm
dominic_mcg
Senegal Troops Enter USA To Help Ensure Trump Gets Installed As President 0
Titus 19.01.17 10:16pm
Titus
Kevin will be the first member of his family to go to University...

..and the only one to be 21 and loaded with £30,000 of debt - the rest are all having it easy on benefits - all thanks to you fucking teachers...

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Bogbrush 19.01.17 6:32pm
Bogbrush
Brotherhood of Extemporaneous Unions

The U.S. Supreme Court handed the Brotherhood of Extemporaneous Unions a clear victory yesterday by defining a labor union as “one or more people doing more or less the same thing.” The landmark...

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Tom Skulldaney 19.01.17 5:52pm
Tom Skulldaney
#ilovetrump still not trending

Despite a PR campaign to rival Caligula’s, the President-elect still ranks alongside chlamydia in many people’s affections. Regardless, the tweeting-Trump still hopes as he takes office to be...

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Wrenfoe 19.01.17 5:06pm
chrisf
CIA search for assassins before Trump inauguration - still "don't have enough"

More to follow...

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apepper 19.01.17 4:18pm
Dick Everyman
Preview of Donald Trump's acceptance speech

** Aiming for Left Alert with this (editors please note) Dear fellow Americans I am happy to tweet to you today in what will go down in history as the greatest dupe in the history of our nation....

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Sinnick 19.01.17 3:46pm
Sinnick
Wedding invite demands presents without presence

A blunt wedding invitation has demanded expensive gifts without guest attendance. Recently engaged Matt Simmons and Laura Yates have broken tradition and asked guests to focus solely on buying them...

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jonessgl 19.01.17 2:16pm
jonessgl
Trump's List Of Thing To Do On His First Day In Office

Trump's List Of Thing To Do On His First Day In Office Have Hillary and Bill 'mysteriously' disappear. Finalize deal with Putin on co-overseeing Russia's oil industry. Install a more 'Trump...

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rfreed 19.01.17 12:57pm
Sinnick
Post-Brexit Britain's GDP to rival Bongo Bongo Land within 1,000 years

probably say "experts"more soon...

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theinvisiblecitychannels 19.01.17 11:39am
theinvisiblecitychannels
First Star Wars character to be honoured is OBE Wan Kenobi.

..can you save it for the next honours list - I'll have forgotten the idea by then...

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Bogbrush 19.01.17 10:26am
farmer giles
Last man to fake Moon walk dies

Gene Cernan, 82, has passed away and has taken the secret of this elaborate hoax to the grave. Scientists now acknowledge that the Moon is a 2,000km block of cheese and that space flight is as...

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Wrenfoe 19.01.17 10:23am
farmer giles