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No surprise after revelation that Lib Dem MPs are cloned Tories. 0
Stan 4 years
Boris Johnson to be unveiled as new leader of female gorillas at London Zoo 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Mcdonalds admits serving cloned food for years 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Santander refused mortgage to buy 318 RBS branches 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Body of John the Baptist discovered. King Herod helping police with inquiries 0
Ludicity 4 years
Arab hobbies site arabmatchmaking.com plans to expand! 3
Sharpehunter 4 years

Press releases reveal that Hoodhui Menhalam the owner of controversial site arabmatchmaking.com a site dedicated to the hobby of making things out of matches has sparked controversy today by...

BP spokesman Robert Van de Graaff announces Static Kill success 2
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Multi-millionaire white goods trader becomes world's first fridge magnate. 2
Phlegm 4 years
Big banks make bumper profits as bankers voluntarily return their bonuses 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'We don't need the money and shouldn't have it. We are all pleased to help those less fortunate than ourselves.'...

Failing to spot the elephant in the room understandable says embryologist 0
Erlang 4 years
Meat from clowned cows 'tastes funny' 0
jp1885 4 years

Ba-doom tish!...

Cloned dairy farmers 'just twins you daft sod' 0
jp1885 4 years
Top gear's Stig apologises after putting Clarkson into wall at 180mph 1
pinxit 4 years

"If the bricklayer's upset, I'm sorry." More anon...

Lorry driver escapes potential freak accident unharmed 4
newbietryer 4 years

A lorry driver has escaped unharmed when a load of 32 (thirty-two, the number that precedes the number 33 (thirty-three), and follows the number 31 (thirty one))desks did not fall on him...

Cloned cow meat only limited to UK Farmville users 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Apple release mini device that does everything a laptop can do, called a netbook 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Customers claim cowed cloning creates cream confusion. 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Humble Mandleson goes to Rome, converts to Islam and joins Tory party. 2
PluckyMunky 4 years

'If the job of PM was ever in question, I would of course be delighted to help the country. Most people know me as a hard working, straightforward sort of guy, known for his modesty and openess. With...

Adam Crozier deliberately drives his ITV2HD into pay-wall. 0
pinxit 4 years

"What don't kill you"...

Twitter user survey finds more would pay to shut it down than to use it 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Monica Lewinsky queries ‘worst spill’ claim made by US government 5
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Bhopal townsfolk to sue BP in the States 0
greg various 4 years

to get the sort of payout they should have had from Union Carbide 25 years ago...

American Psychiatric Association identifies new disorder called normal 0
Dumbnews 4 years
TV executive who killed wife after row over 'burned roast beef' locked up for 0
arrghgarry 4 years

18 months but he'll be out by Christmas in time for his turkey . ...

David Laws to be rolled out nationally 6
ChrisHarrison 4 years

The Government has today unveiled controversial plans to implement David Laws throughout England and Wales. Concerned parent groups have reacted with fury to the news. They say that the move could...

A spokesman for a group of MBA`s deny`s that they are overpaid incompetent 0
arrghgarry 4 years

arsehloles who are fucking up companies worldwide .Jason Manners said "Look ,we could afford to pay for the course and like sucking up a lot , we are a lot more cleverer than everyone else any...

Learner swearer Timothy, 9, accuses mother of 'Having a cunt' 2
la maga 4 years
Health Visitors to hold loaded guns to heads of mums who won't breastfeed 0
la maga 4 years

The campaign to get more mothers breastfeeding has been given a boost today with the news that Health Visitors are to carry firearms, and will be authorised to force mothers to breastfeed at gunpoint...

Tony Martin Appointed as Head of Big Society Law Enforcement 0
antharrison 4 years

David Cameron’s ‘Big Society’ received a boost today after Norfolk farmer Tony Martin – a man who shot and killed a retreating burglar and injured his accomplice – was appointed to lead the...

Rival businessmen thrown off campsite for pissing in tents 8
Des Custard 4 years

Businessmen Brian Fenton, Clive Grant and Darren Haynes and their families have been evicted from a campsite in the Dordogne after a series of incidents involving pissing in tents. ‘I often get...