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Sun journalist tried to claim Moat on expenses 2
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Lottery winner to keep caravanning in Yorkshire, now he owns it 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
69 applicants for every university place 'more appealing than other bribes' 4
QorbeQ 4 years

says exhausted professor...

Raoul Moat walks into a bar. "Bitter?" asks the barman. "Too fucking right." 7
BillyBitzer 4 years

With apologies to Arthur Scargill...

Man in hospital porn film complains he was kept waiting for over four hours 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Bobby Fischer's body exhumed to check if he mated 3
Ludicity 4 years
Stationery vehicle causes A4 paper jam 0
LittleSpender 4 years
Cheryl Cole to release cover version of 'Fever' 0
Ludicity 4 years
Generous England football stars to fund school building projects 0
BenB 4 years
UK economy considering emigrating for a better future 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Dawn French questioned as fire destroys Brackley Premier Inn 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Coalition says Labour’s ‘nappy curriculum’ in need of a change 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Consternation as Isle of Wight telephone numbers get extra digit 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Isle of Wight residents are 'dismayed' at news of 'necessary changes' to the telephone network to allow the installation of the island's hundredth line. 'I remember the trouble we had when we moved...

Urbane fox attacks quite "pleasant and refined" says victim 1
simonjmr 4 years
Nick Clegg admits AV was my third preference of voting systems 0
Ludicity 4 years
Obama cancels $2bn solar energy project following fears of massive light leak 0
Ludicity 4 years
Man accidentally disproves all philosophy after stepping in same stream twice 0
rickwestwell 4 years

Gordon Renfrew, an unemployed pipe fitter from Basildon, inadvertently plunged the world of philosophy into turmoil this week by accidentally stepping into the same stream twice during a bicycling...

Coalition already hunting for term to replace 'Broken Britain' once it's fixed 0
dicky37 4 years

Branding consultants agree that it's currently a two-horse race between 'Better Britain' and 'The Now-OK UK'...

Millions of prayers expected to remain unanswered as God loses voicemail PIN 0
dicky37 4 years

[more soon]...

Tory MP claims Tyneside gunman on expenses 0
edward hack 4 years
Apple’s, latest must-have, iTattoo suffers more glitches! 0
hero2zero 4 years

Burly, door attendant, Geoff Tutt’s problems with his iTattoo started within a few days, the bladder-fitted urine battery failed, especially under the onslaught of his lager consumption and was...

Porn film shot in London hospital to be called 'Deep Ear, Nose and Throat' 0
Ludicity 4 years
Tyneside police are asking a big favour of Cumbrian taxidrivers to pick up 0
arrghgarry 4 years

a suspect called Mr Moat ,it does not matter if he is brought in .If you know what we mean...

A surprise move at the exhumation of genius world chess champion Bobby Fischer 0
arrghgarry 4 years

it appears that he was sharing the Coffin with chain smoking ex Czech President, Havel who was behind him in the infamous spoon manouver, Ficher could nt handle it , and it appears he was Czech...

Tynside Police pessimistic in search 0
fernandomando 4 years

Finding a recently released, homicidal, gunwielding prisoner in the North East 'like looking for a needle in a haystack full of needles' says Chief Inspector...

NB satirists yet to post derogatory sub about Tyneside killer gunman 6
edward hack 4 years

Lightweights...

Royal family to consider sponsorship to make-up funding shortfall. 0
riesler 4 years
Foxes sighted carrying mobile phones into Broadmoor prison 0
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

Several reports suggest that urban foxes have been trained to retrieve pay-as-you-go mobile phones and slip them into HM prisons. It has been suggested that these sightings may be of a single fox,...

Government cutbacks force OAP to dip into savings 2
QorbeQ 4 years

Swinging cuts, originally made by the Tories in 1990 and perpetuated by the current coalition government, are forcing an 84-year-old London resident to dig deeper into her meagre life savings than...

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex ... 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years

but were too afraid to ask. In the "writers' guidelines", I note that letters, reviews, columns, horoscopes etc are suggested as suitable for submission to the dominatrix that is Newsbiscuit. As a...