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Desperate Sven Goran Eriksson hints he would accept BP post if offered 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
US and UK refuse Salmond’s plea for early release of Megrahi files 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Socks with sandals 'incompatible with British way of life' says Germanophobe. 0
la maga 4 years
Cameron and Obama create new 'Bullyingdon Club' 1
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Modelled on the famous dinning club where an elite smash up restaurants and pay for it the Bullyingdon Club smashes up countries then offers them reconstruction loans and 'democracy'...

Tony Haywards golden parachute to be used to stuff leaking well 0
virtuallywill 4 years

NewsBiscuit, pouring oil on troubled waters....

Clinton wedding location leaks after Martha’s Vineyard dry cleaners put on alert 3
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Cameron to Write History Book for Schools 2
Dun Dunkin 4 years

In partnership with a private organisation this new 'BP Book of History' is full of facts like the 'USA were our Allies in the the War of Independence', 'Churchill was really an American',...

Sussex Police budget slashed....wheres the justice ! 0
BlackAndroid 4 years The condems have cut back on spending and in doing so slashed the Sussex police budget for 2010 /2011. A police spokesman said: “...

Tailback holidays growing in popularity 1
roybland 4 years

Tailback motoring holidays are more popular than ever, according to motoring organizations. 'More and more punters are taking tailback holidays and choosing longer tailbacks,' said an AA spokeswoman...

Falling death rates ‘killing our industry’ claims Grim Reaper 0
Ludicity 4 years

The declining death rate is leading to rising unemployment among grim reapers, with record numbers of the hooded angels of death being forced to 'sign on' at local job centres. ‘The reaping...

Former Millwall striker facing life sentence for penalty shootout 0
roybland 4 years
Africa awards Mugabe Prize for Economics to Gordon Brown 0
roybland 4 years
Osama bin Laden 'hiding in Cheshire' claim 0
roybland 4 years
Celebrity couple wed in Darfur 0
la maga 4 years

It has emerged today that professional elf Orlando Bloom and catwalk model Miranda Kerr were married in Darfur, Sudan, last week. 'We are doing this as a symbol of our solidarity with those caught in...

Hurricane Higgins emits last puff of air 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
North Wales castle forced to close following attacks on staff 3
edward hack 4 years

A castle in North Wales has been forced to close to the public following attacks on staff by medieval knights dressed in full battle regalia., The knights, believed to be renegade robber Barons from...

Arts and culture boosted as paint brushes and tutus are made tax exempt. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Anthony Hopkins slams Neeson’s Hannibal in A-Team flick. 2
Golgo13 4 years

Days ahead of the July 29th UK premiere of the new A-Team film, “Silence of the Lambs” actor Sir Anthony Hopkins has broken [i]his[/i] silence on the choice of Liam Neeson for the Hannibal role....

Afghan deployment: Troops in Sanguine Province are cheerfully confident 0
virtuallywill 4 years

more later...

Womens' clothing to be licensed and tagged: Details 1
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

All clothing outlets are to submit the next seasons' fashions to the Home Office for rating and licensing, and the license fee added to the price of each item sold. In a bid to increase revenues and...

BP oil spill: Vessels return to site after Hurricane Higgins passes 1
rickwestwell 4 years
Tadger cull only way to halt farm VD, says minister. 0
afternoonslow 4 years

A controversial cull of Tadgers is likely to go ahead in England, the Farming Minister has announced., The farming Industry was horrified by the plans to cut off Tadgers in areas where farmers were...

Alex Hurricane`s Higgins body to be made into a snooker cue 0
arrghgarry 4 years

after adding some Polyfiller...

'Homeopathy could have saved Princess Di' - Charles 1
roybland 4 years

Princess Diana would be alive today if she had received homeopathic treatment following the car crash that killed her in August 1997, Prince Charles has told a London conference on homeopathy. As a...

God pots Hurricane Higgins 0
roybland 4 years
Intelligent People to be Taxed 2
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'We have found you can dumb an intelligent person down but you can't smart a dumb person up. So in a just society everyone has to be dumbed down. We call this fairness,' said an equalities advisor....

Nudge & Wink Deficit Hits Innuendo Sector - "How Were We To Know?" say bosses 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Cameron thanks Obama for USA's Senior Role in Battle of Edgehill 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Thousands of teenagers queue for must have NCS 0
roybland 4 years

Thousands of teenagers are already queuing outside government offices hoping to join David Cameron’s National Citizenship Service (NCS) – although the start date is still a whole year away. The...

UN launch campaign to modernize millions with obsolete web browsers 0
Dumbnews 4 years