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Blair wants Koran book burning to be cancelled 0
Basil_B 4 years

to a week thursday so it will distract protesters from spoiling his book signing date at a London bookshop at 10.00 a.m Oxford Street, come early to avoid disappointment...

Bad light stops Blair book signing tour 0
simonjmr 4 years
Legal highs linked to gigantism 0
ChrisHarrison 4 years

Amidst reports of teenagers 8ft tall terrorising the good citizens of Camberwell, a new Government paper suggests that legal highs from plant food such as meow meow could be responsible for an...

Its me Franco 0
sloopzz 4 years

Quality use of the phrase 'jelly bums' there. Have 2 stars...

Cameron renames Homeless 'Guardians of the Streets' 2
Luzanos 4 years
Volvos rout VWs in Prep School Road War Skirmish 0
Des Custard 4 years

The Volvos won a decisive battle against the VWs yesterday in the War of the Roads outside St Olaf’s Preparatory School in Walton-on-Thames. Despite the VWs’ superior tactical ability, their...

C of E bishops demand right to move horizontally 1
Oxbridge 4 years

The bishops of the Church of England, meeting in a conclave at Canterbury, are calling on the Church to intervene directly with the government. They want to end centuries of restrictions and be...

God seeks to redress work/home imbalance 3
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

It is reported that God has been in contract negotiations with the General Synod since his millennial appraisal in 2001. He is seeking to renegotiate his terms and conditions to reflect the new...

Goldman Sachs dips into its petty cash tin to pay £20 million fine 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Morrisons advised not to let Richard Hammond test its new online shopping site 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
'A Journey' beaten to Booker Fiction Prize shortlist by WMD dossier. More soon. 0
Mary Evans 4 years
Don't patronise us you German pillocks, cows tell Muller 0
Oxbridge 4 years

'"Thank you cows",' snorted Nancy, a three-year-old Friesian at Grove Farm near Bridgewater, Somerset. 'What, for forcing us into a concrete shed twice a day, nabbing the milk we make for our young...

David Cameron implements 25% cut in Grandparents. 4
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Channel 4 to start showing "Big Burqa". 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Where 12 lovely muslim ladies live in a big burqa shaped tent, and don't come out. Should be more rivetting than the original...

Hillary Clinton convinces Pastor to burn copies of her husband's memoir instead 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Tony Blair Criticises Worlds Decision To Carry Out Mass Bonfire of "A Journey" 3
thisisall1word 4 years
Capello to retire after next major tournament. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Although many say that he retired before the last major tounament...

Pastor Jones enters Guiness book of records on amount of death threats received 0
Basil_B 4 years

'Salman Rushdie is going to be small potatoes compared to this one' said a Guiness book of records spokesman today...

Middle East United By One Star Amazon Review for Blair Memoirs 0
thisisall1word 4 years
BP say it was a failure of several different parties that caused the gulf leek 0
Basil_B 4 years

Especially the party involving the undersea pipe safety team who all went on a three day party come bender to celebrate big al's fortieth which distracted them from managing the regulation of the...

Stroke of Luck? 2
Mafaking Carwongo 4 years

This conversation was hacked on my mobile.. Bring bring, Hello, Hello Dad, it's David., Oh hello David, are you looking forward to your first PM question time?, Erm, sort of. Thing is Dad,...

"Ride my pimp " a new MTV show where prostitutes get revenge 0
arrghgarry 4 years

on their partner, by having him jailed with Big bubba type...

Allah happy at hundred copies of the Koran burning at £15 a copy. 1
MADJEZ 4 years

The book's author said once people had paid for their copy he didn't care what they did with it as he still got the royalties...

Piers Morgan becomes the new "Larry King " looking forward to shagging wifes 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Man recreates Avatar 3D iMax experience by drinking pint of creme de menthe. 0
pinxit 4 years

Then going outside for a walk...

Florida church admits A Journey / Koran mix-up 1
ianslat 4 years
Eminent geneticist sacked for cloning around at work. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Blair's book becomes fastest selling book in history. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Or to be more specific in the history of the Waterstones branch of Bury which could be put down to the fact that there has been a severe shortage of toilet paper in the Greater Manchester area within...

Karzai agrees to eradicate bribery and replace it with tipping 3
Dumbnews 4 years
Dawkins concedes existence of God but maintains He's Man-Made 1
Luzanos 4 years

Dawkins concedes existence of God but maintains He's Man-Made...