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Mouse in loaf probably now in mouse heaven , experts agree 0
Gary Stanton 4 years

Mourners turned out en masse yesterday for the funeral of the mouse that was discovered mashed up inside a loaf of bread. The service, lead by local chaplain Dave Phelps, was attended by up to 250...

North Korea Careers Officers Disillusioned at Only being able to Offer Marching 0
IABP 4 years

and Formation Dancing to School Leavers...

French Minister muddles word for 'fellatio' with 'inflation'... 3
be reasonable 4 years

when she meant to say 'our economic policy sucks'...

Touching ceremony honours innocent Afghans killed in war - OK, just kidding 0
Oxbridge 4 years

On the anniversary of the accidental bombing of a village in Afghanistan in which, ooh, quite a lot of people were killed, a moving tribute to the victims was paid by survivors in front of the...

High dudgeon 'in' this season 3
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
US Marines to quit in ‘don’t ask and I won’t tell’ shock 1
Gerontius 4 years

Controversy surrounding the ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy adopted by the US Military took an inevitable turn this week when a group of US Marines threatened to quit the force following...

David Miliband's Wife to Close Conference Playing the World's Saddest Tune 0
IABP 4 years

on the World's Smallest Violin...

CONFIRMED: Blowjobs now 13 bucks. 1
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

The Lady Mayor of Paris's 17th Arrondissement was right. It was $6.50 before the bailout...

Kim Il song promotes Lil Kim to a 4 star general, kim il young Un 0
arrghgarry 4 years

says he looks forward to settling a few scores with his old schoolmates...

Daily Star explodes after X-Factor cocaine prostitute alleges sex with Beckham 7
jp1885 4 years
Peter Tatchell handcuffs himself to pink cat in a bid to 'Out' him. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Bruni confirms that fellatio is just a simple slip of the tongue 0
4ty2 4 years

a well practiced political manoevre by french politicians called le petit mort usually used against their oponents but occasional with their lovers...

Miliband tries to connect with working class by becoming George Formby 0
Basil_B 4 years

As we approached Labour Central Office we could here a strained version of George Formbys "With my Little Ukulele in my Hand" being played particularly badly but to new Labour Party Leader Ed...

ACME electric scooter fails to defy gravity 0
bonjonelson 4 years

The unfortunate death of the owner of the ACME business was blamed today on his ACME electric scooter, which refused to carry on in a straight line across a river after leaving the top of the cliff...

"It's Not About Me" Dave Miliband tells BBC, ITV, CH4, FIVE ,SKY, CBS, NBC 1
IABP 4 years

Fox, Radio 4, Al Jazeera, RTE, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, MSN...

Company launch new electric scooter The Segwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay 8
MADJEZ 4 years
Jamie Oliver undergoes radical surgery to cure lisp 0
stonio 4 years

Jamie, 35 will be the first to try out the first of it's kind method for fixing the lisp. The bizarre op will mean Jamie will have to go under the knife and lose 3 inches of his tongue., Jamie...

British bankers queing to meet French Euro MP who mistook fellatio for inflation 3
simonjmr 4 years
Tiger Woods focus of Newport man's vendetta 1
simonjmr 4 years

This weeks biannual staging of the Ryder cup at Celtic Manor resort Newport has taken a violent and macabre twist. Police have uncovered a hate plot against the world's number one golfer and sex...

Shot lawyer could start trend fear 1
roybland 4 years
Apathy blamed for nation's inability to 0
bonjonelson 4 years
Early Learning Centre launches "Baby's first Swear word range" 6
brownpaperreporter 4 years

In an attenpt to match the product range to a changing culture, ELC have revamped it's sensory and learning toys. Spelling blocks are no longer available in packs of 26 alphabet letters but come as...

David Cameron discovers long lost brother called Ed - and tells him to get lost 0
Crow 4 years
French MEP's mistake was 'just a slippery tongue' 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Ed Miliband urges support for brother David 0
Mafaking Carwongo 4 years

Famous for having to shave well before their teens, a little known fact about the Millibands is that they failed the auditions for The Chuckle Brothers, Bros, Phil & Grant Mitchell, The Everly...

Scientists discover gene for correct pronunciation of 'migraine' 1
roybland 4 years
Urine exports up by 35% 1
ChrisHarrison 4 years

In a welcome boost for the British economy, it has been announced that 35% more urine has been exported overseas compared to this time twelve months ago. The surprise success of the previously...

Ed Milliband wins role of Sam the eagle in live action Muppet Movie remake 1
simonjmr 4 years

Labour Party to use Sam the Eagle as Ed Milliband's deputy. More soon...

Conservatives apologise for Phil Collins return to top of album charts 0
simonjmr 4 years

The Coalition government has today apolgised for Phil Collinsg return to the UK and subsequent return to the album charts. Collins famously said in 1997 that he would quit the UK if Labour was...

Scientists identify gene responsible for Labour Party's migraines. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years