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Japanese people think the new iPhone voice controlled assistant is "Silly" 2
gaijintendo 24.11.11 11:03pm
Sienna Miller wins BAFTA for her performance in "The Leveson Inquiry". More soon 1
dominic_mcg 24.11.11 10:40pm
Chaos expected on Wednesday as placard makers union joins strike. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 24.11.11 10:29pm
RSPB spokesman defends record migration figures. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 24.11.11 10:26pm
Rowling cries plagiarism against media who targeted children to sell more copies 0
CJWorkman 24.11.11 9:46pm
Tributes paid as last man to remember a time when there were no bananas, dies. 0
dominic_mcg 24.11.11 9:38pm
Overcrowded zoos are the elephant in the room 4
Username 24.11.11 7:49pm
‘Stonehenge is just scaffolding’ claim experts

After many tens of years of investigation, the meaning behind the ancient monument of Stonehenge on Salisbury Plain may finally have been discovered. Mike Smith Professor of Useless Knowledge and his...

Immunis 24.11.11 7:41pm
Stopped breathing while on your iPhone? - Apple has Sleep Apnoea for that 1
brownpaperreporter 24.11.11 7:25pm
Henman crashes out of World Tour Finals commentary team at group stage

Tim Henman, the former British Number 1, looks increasingly likely to end his run in the BBC commentary team during the group stages of the ATP World Tour Finals at the O2 Arena. The perennial...

grumblechops 24.11.11 6:42pm
Emergency Diversity Coordinators to be drafted in as strike cover

As Wednesday's public sector strikes look set to go ahead, senior officials in a number of government departments are making emergency plans to draft in managers as cover for the nation's vital...

GreenCross 24.11.11 5:58pm
David Beckham chooses PSG

David Beckham chooses PSG - What a name for a baby...

Paulwoods 24.11.11 5:47pm
Outsourced Santa transforms Occupy Bristol camp into Christmas Market sensation

When retired economics teacher Bernard Clore lost his regular seasonal job to an on-screen Santa at a call-centre in India, he vowed to make a stand, setting up a ‘Real Santa’s Grotto’ hut at...

Squib 24.11.11 4:48pm
Thousands of BNP volunteers flock to man Immigration desks on 30th November 0
brownpaperreporter 24.11.11 4:45pm
Young Tories demonstrate the dangers of experimenting with humour

An experiment with humour which went badly wrong should serve as 'a lesson to us all' Said a health and safety spokesperson, after some puffy cheeked young conservatives burnt an effigy of Obama,...

Shandy 24.11.11 4:13pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Jonathan Ross to present 2nd week of The Leveson Enquiry

Sky 1 has today announced that it has bought the rights to the highly popular celebrity interview show The Leveson Enquiry. ‘We’re very excited to be involved in this project’ said Sky 1...

ianslat 24.11.11 4:03pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
JK Rowling tells Leveson inquiry that press intrusion inspired new book

Harry Potter and Scumbag Hack More soon...

simonjmr 24.11.11 3:58pm
Penguin meat to be sold under the Fox's Glacier Mince brand 0
simonjmr 24.11.11 3:52pm
J. K. Rowling accuses press...

of writing derivative, populist drivel that only impresses children...

John Ffitch-Rucker 24.11.11 3:50pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
J.K.Growling. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 24.11.11 3:47pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Temple of Aldi excavations provoke archaelogy wrangle

As excavations continue at the Temple of Aldi in Luton, a major new find from the Old Kingdom period in Britain (c.1712-2044), Britologists are divided over the meaning of some of the symbolic...

Oxbridge 24.11.11 3:39pm
Police in cement buttock op case have nothing concrete to go on.

JETFAB 24.11.11 3:32pm
News of the World confirm Sienna Miller lite hacking victim 0
simonjmr 24.11.11 3:31pm
Mrs Mosley confirms "I never tire of hearing Max's stories" 0
medici2471 24.11.11 12:54pm
Women win right to demand caesarean home water births

The National Institute of Health and Clinical Excellence (NICE) has concluded that women can elect to have a caesarean birth in the comfort of their own sofa or hot tub, if they don’t fancy having...

Runestone Cowboy 24.11.11 10:48am
Vertically Challenged Giant
James Murdoch resigns from several newspapers, but nobody remembers being told. 0
Ian Searle 24.11.11 10:43am
Ian Searle
NCP dissidents claim responsibility for Sussex parking meter attacks 0
charlies_hat 24.11.11 10:31am
Distraught parent suddenly realises their childs paintings are shit

"Why oh why did nobody tell me on the QT, whilst I was proudly showing off those paintings" More soon...

simonjmr 24.11.11 10:31am
Warning - it may be more difficult to get into UK when the Border Agency strike. 0
Ian Searle 24.11.11 10:18am
Ian Searle
Cameron plays down strike by naming next Wednesday "Take your kids to work day" 0
Ian Searle 24.11.11 10:15am
Ian Searle