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'Save our grit...dip your shoes in salt' councils say 0
tomh1986 4 years

Many county councils have been criticised this week for not being suitably prepared for 'The Big Freeze.' The advice given is not to venture out unless absolutely necessary. Mrs Miggins of Dorking,...

Latest Polls Confirm Earlier Polls 0
DiY 4 years

Same people asked same questions, gave same answers...

Chilean rescuers turn down plea by Lib Dems 2
VictorMeldrew 4 years

"We've never dug anyone out of a hole that deep before", says valiant team leader...

Soprano family round robin seasonal card unwittingly offends Gambinos at Xmas 0
ronseal 4 years

A Xmas card and round robin letter, outlining all the years achievements by the Soprano family, has caused unintended offence to members of the New Jersey and New York Italian American community....

UK braced for enforced wackiness and awkward, silent "quality time" with family 0
MC One R 4 years
Hammond - People have "wrong idea" about high speed rail link 0
MC One R 4 years

"Who cares about the exact route of the track - the priority is to get out of Birmingham as fast as possible"...

Walsh blames BA delays on Virgin snow. 0
wallster 4 years
Miliband: Labour's new policies delayed by snow. 1
deskpilot3 4 years
Assange: "It's pointless to use condoms. They'd only leak." 0
Matt T 4 years
South Korea exercise due to begin... 0
riesler 4 years

with a little light streching, then work the abs, quads and ICBMs...

Activists and nutters unite in opposition to ley-line widening scheme... 1
Doylem 4 years
Jessica Ennis consoled by winning “most shaggable nominee”... 1
Doylem 4 years
'BAA sarcasm' as 'Planes, Trains & Automobiles' shown nonstop at UK airports 0
pinxit 4 years
Wayne Rooney says Susan Boyles beautiful voice calms him ,especially after he's 10
Malcum eggs 4 years

just boned her...

School of Affronted Students seeks new entrants,send a one liner describing your 0
Malcum eggs 4 years
Four Poofs and a Piano admit failure of 'don't ask, don't tell' policy. 2
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Wealthy middle aged woman with 4 minutes to save the world chooses to make 0
Malcum eggs 4 years

pop video with toyboy instead...

Simon Cowell praised for paunching above his weight 2
ronseal 4 years
Gaga to promote safe sex campaing by wearing whole body condom 3
4ty2 4 years Pity she couldn't afford proper nipple shields...

Tories Re-Reinforce Their HQ.... 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.as commuters with pitchforks try to get to Westminster...

Divorce for woman whose adultery was betrayed by memory foam mattress 11
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Brian Andrews' suspicion grew after the recent purchase of a memory foam mattress and pillow. "The mattress was supposed to help me sleep but all the lumps and bumps were in all the wrong places. It...

If Royal Mail sold, stamps might feature “James Corden’s fat fucking arse”... 0
Doylem 4 years
Children “to be consulted” about porn websites... 0
Doylem 4 years

Ed Vaisey, Communications Minister, misunderstands his brief. “Thanks to the internet, pornography now reaches into the heart of our homes. This is one of the great things about the internet. And...

Obama beats 'lightweight' Cameron in Christmas drinking contest. 4
dogwheels 4 years
Obama: ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ replaced by “Ooh, wouldn’t you like to know?”... 0
Doylem 4 years
Vauxhall Astra, R-reg, £400 ONO, “genuine reason for sale”. Yes, it’s fucked... 0
Doylem 4 years
Christmas Threatened as Reindeer Unite behind Charismatic Red-Nosed Activist 0
Grover 4 years

With less than a week before Christmas Eve, North Pole sources are reporting that this year's delivery of Christmas toys may be postponed or even cancelled due to poor weather and an uprising among...

Mad Uncles and Aunts Prepare for 'Best Time of the Year' 1
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Furious bag packing is under way as eccentric relatives prepare to over stay their xmas welcome and inflict inappropriate jokes and behaviour...

Clegg: “Remind me again what the war in Afghanistan is all about”... 0
Doylem 4 years
Tory MP admits: 'I'm not gay'. 0
dogwheels 4 years

A senior Tory MP has admitted that he is not gay and in fact has a wife and three children in Berkshire. Junior minister Ben Overmore made the admission in an interview with a Sunday newspaper,...