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Andy Murray, alleged Anna Chapman UK-based spy contact! 0
hero2zero 4 years

Murray was today named as the alleged UK contact for Chapman, central to Russian spy ring...

England made it easy for Germany, says Maradona 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'They didn't even have to use their hands to score'...

Scottish tennis player wishes he'd never taken up such a stupid English game 0
ramblesnake 4 years

'Should have stuck to ping-pong, like Fred.' He mumbled...

Andy Murray reverts to being Scottish again. 7
seymour totti 4 years
General Petraeus says he will go to the mat with his new job in Afghanistan 0
arrghgarry 4 years

even if is 5 times a day ,but there is no way he is shagging goats ,he had enough of that in West point and GOP parties...

Andy Murray in fast-track change of nationality from British back to Scottish 0
Skylarking 4 years
Drunk denies rayshul slur 4
andhrimnir 4 years
Oral support for Al Gore from a group of experienced "masseuses" all the girls 1
arrghgarry 4 years

know Big Al or Mr Stone as he likes to be called .We all know what he likes, its quick, quick ,quick quick slow ,cup the balls and a little blow, dont worry about Global warming Al will sort...

Drunk Clegg:"You voters! You're a bunch of gullible cunts - but I LOVE YOU ALL!" 6
la maga 4 years
Call for proper pet labelling after unfortunate tortoise drowning incident 1
Stan Laurel 4 years

Isle of Wight resident, Julie Stewart has called for a pet labelling system to be introduced after a disastrous pet minding incident when she mistook her new neighbour’s tortoise for a terrapin. ...

Sky Sports buy exclusive rights from NHS to screen “Battles with Cancer” 2
BillyBitzer 4 years

In a ground breaking deal announced today, Sky Broadcasting has secured the TV rights to every NHS patient’s “Battle with Cancer” for the next five years. “It’s become obvious that no one...

Tennis world stunned as the best player in Scotland loses to the best player in 2
arrghgarry 4 years

the world for the umpteenth time,and fails to be the first British champion in 74 years or there about .To top it off ,Murry squandered 5 pounds on himself at 250 to 1...

British tennis player reverts to being Scottish tennis player 2
Iscariot 4 years
Al Gore in trouble over inappropriate use of Hockey Stick. More soon. 3
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Drugs charges dropped against Paris Hilton as she goes to the wall and beyond 0
arrghgarry 4 years

it ,to do what Al Gores masseuse wouldn`t .The arresting officer said we had nothing against Miss Hilton, then we did ,it was very nice .Much better than her home movie ...

Armed forces in Afghanistan 'pessimistic' after Osborne presents 'Blank Czech'. 0
MightyBlair 4 years

That's your lot, boys!...

Portaloos! Hundreds of 'em. Michael Caine stars in Glastonbury movie 2
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Nelson Madela has been forced to miss out on recent matches because of 0
arrghgarry 4 years

a serious breach of his parole conditions. His parole Officer MR Bob Ekwensi, said today .Unfortunately our country`s father met with a most undesirable person ,under the terms of his parole...

Survey says 60 a day smokers are poorer and die younger 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

So stop smoking 60 a day, grow richer and live longer what better way to bankrupt a government...

Detained Russian Spy Anna Chapman to face new charge of airbrushing 0
SallyOldcow 4 years Today an FBI spokesperson confirmed that in addition to charges of espionage prosecutors would also be charging...

Vegan TV to Film New Series of Lentil Ben 2
Svendo 4 years

a show about a young vegan boy who befriends a giant grizzly pulse...

English football rocked by monogamy scandal 1
dogwheels 4 years

ENGLISH football is in a state of shock today after revelations that a top Premiership footballer has never cheated on his wife. The identity of the footballer, who plays for a top five club, cannot...

Dianne Abbot goes to the wall for her son ,and finds him lined up along it with 8
arrghgarry 4 years

6 other suspects ,Miss Abbot insists her boy done nuttin ,it was dem Millibrand brothers that put Winston in de frame ,mon...

America remembers those fallen during viewings of ‘Independence Day’ 4
Genghis Cohen 4 years

As 4th of July dawned across the United States today, Americans came together for their solemn annual commemoration of the brave pioneers who laid down their lives watching the 1996 science-fiction...

XXX Tv to Film New Series of Genital Ben 0
Svendo 4 years

a show about a young girl who befriends a giant grizzly todger...

Jewish TV to Film New Series of Gentile Ben 0
Svendo 4 years

a show about a young jewish boy who befriends a grizzly non-isrealite...

Apple Admits Fault with the Planet is Affecting iPhone4 Signal Strength 3
Svendo 4 years

It's nothing to do with the phone. It's the planethonest...

Murray insures toothy snarl for £3 million 1
PluckyMunky 4 years

Dental areas to be featured in OK! magazine...

Government Plan to Extend Workcamp Society 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'A class of mobile, rootless workers split for long durations from their families always under the threat of poverty is just what we think makes a stable society', said a spokesperson. 'Why import...

Andy Murray loses semi - girlfriend Kim Sears admits "it's difficult to swallow" 1
LittleSpender 4 years