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Little interest reported in 'Rebekha's Law' 0
roybland 17.07.11 1:17pm
roybland
Tracy discovers he is not a Dick.

Thunderdwaws...

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arnied 17.07.11 12:31pm
arnied
Creationists to play Corinthians in Concaf Cup

a match of biblical proportions is expected with Joseph as the ref...

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arnied 17.07.11 12:29pm
arnied
Chris Morris and David Amess spotted together at Cake Festival 0
Christopher Frost 17.07.11 12:01pm
Christopher Frost
Googie Withers

no more later...

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virtuallywill 17.07.11 11:58am
virtuallywill
UK in dark as last person switches lights off.......

The satellite image of the UK at night, complete with glowing conurbations, finally disappeared yesterday when the last man out switched off all the lights.A shocked Eric pickles said "Wheres me Pork...

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Bismarck 17.07.11 11:42am
Bismarck
Murdoch announces plans to buy Mumsnet 0
Christopher Frost 17.07.11 11:34am
Christopher Frost
Horse rider denies hacking

Well its a new angle...

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beau-jolly 17.07.11 11:32am
Bismarck
Murdoch Furious When He Discovers The Meaning Of The Word “Sorry”

Sources within the Murdoch Empire have explained how Rupert Murdoch flew into a rage yesterday when one of his advisors explained the meaning of the word “Sorry”. James Murdoch explained “It...

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Deimos 17.07.11 11:26am
Deimos
Delighted parents complete first uninterrupted conversation since 2004

Delighted parents-of-two Mick and Jane Daffodil last night completed an uninterrupted conversation for the first time since the birth of their eldest son in 2004., An emotional Mrs Daffodil told...

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FraserWords 17.07.11 11:20am
FraserWords
Pop singer Eliza Doolittle to star in Pygmalion 0
Christopher Frost 17.07.11 11:16am
Christopher Frost
Isle of Wight Council to blame for 'everything' High Court rules.

Isle of Wight Council to blame for ‘everything’ High Court rules. The normally sedate Isle of Wight was waking up this morning to find itself the focus of the worlds media after a High Court...

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EinsteinsGhost 17.07.11 9:17am
EinsteinsGhost
Stephen Fry pregnant - expecting to hear twitter twatter of tiny tweets 0
FraserWords 17.07.11 8:46am
FraserWords
Guardian's sales double after new policy of writing exclusively about tabloids

The Guardian's new policy of writing exclusively about tabloid newspapers has doubled its circulation, according to new ABC sales figures. Guardian readers can't get enough of the low brow...

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ronseal 17.07.11 8:29am
ronseal
NewsBiscuit rocked by phone hacking scandal

A new dimension to the phone hacking scandal caused an uproar in parliament today as rumours circulated that NewsBiscuit had been involved in wide spread phone hacking of celebrities and dead people,...

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obscurebug 17.07.11 8:09am
obscurebug
BBC Weatherman Causes Storm

Necromancy suspected...

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f0zz 17.07.11 7:26am
f0zz
Open Golfers Accused of 'Bunker Mentality' 0
f0zz 17.07.11 7:24am
f0zz
Miss R. Brooks to run Railtrack on parallel lines. 1
Ostsee 17.07.11 5:46am
arthurminnit
After their huge lotto win a celebratory kiss rekindled a passion that they had

almost forgot they had and now money is no object they plan to make their own very sex film.We know that watching fat people make love is catching on when they see me and my pearl necklace going at...

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doggone 17.07.11 5:07am
doggone
Swiss watchmaking industry shocked to learn cheaper watches are more accurate 0
Dumbnews 17.07.11 3:15am
Dumbnews
Aardman Animations to sue Ed Miliband for trying to latch on to their success

no bore soon...

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doggone 16.07.11 11:47pm
doggone
Celebrity to name son 'John'

The decision by a celebrity to name her expected baby 'John' has shocked the entertainment world leaving dozens of heavily pregnant stars in a quandary over naming their children. If the baby is a...

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roybland 16.07.11 11:04pm
doggone
Googie withers

No more soon...

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Poecheng 16.07.11 11:00pm
doggone
David Gilmour reflects on his stepsons jailing and admits he has finally got rid

of the little shit...

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doggone 16.07.11 10:56pm
doggone
John Cameron admits the economy is shit,but is about to turn the corner where a

fan is waiting...

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doggone 16.07.11 10:50pm
doggone
Ed Miliband continues to call for Rebekah Brooks to resign...

., (in response to Vertically Challenged Giant)...

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deskpilot3 16.07.11 9:04pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
China Demands Dalai Lama Wear Mickey Mouse Ears For Obama Meeting 0
mugwump 16.07.11 8:07pm
mugwump
New movie based on Investi-gate scandal will star Tom Cruise as Nick Davies

The story of the dogged investigation into corruption in high places is to get the Hollywood treatment. The movie will be set in Washington, with The Guardian's Nick Davies being played by Tom...

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ronseal 16.07.11 6:45pm
ronseal
Foot fetishists to be banned from yoga classes

The coalition government is planning a crackdown on foot fetishists who attend yoga classes seeking sexual gratification. The move comes only days after Conservative MP Louise Mensch, criticised a...

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Christopher Frost 16.07.11 6:15pm
Christopher Frost
68% of men only watching Women's World Cup to see jersey swap

A shock survey on the eve of the FIFA Women's World Cup Final has revealed that over two-thirds of male viewers actually don't give a toss about women's soccer and are only watching in the hope of...

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GrahamB 16.07.11 5:57pm
GrahamB