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Irish told to have more babies

to reduce the amount owed by every man, woman and child in Ireland to just 23,000 Euos...

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Ostsee 03.04.11 7:09pm
Mrblacker
Physicists struggle to explain existence of IKEA.

Some of the worlds leading physicists have conceded that we may not yet know enough about the nature of the universe to explain the existence of IKEA. The popular Swedish furniture company first...

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SingingHinny 06.04.11 8:15am
Gadaffi fears he may lose lucrative sponsorship deal with Ray-Ban 0
Dumbnews 03.04.11 12:20am
Dumbnews
Paul McCartney tells media that John Lennon held him back

In a candid interview with Melvyn Bragg, McCartney revealed that, with hindsight, he would never have been involved with John Lennon. “Tosser” says McCartney “the classics that I wrote after...

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brownpaperreporter 02.04.11 9:18pm
brownpaperreporter
Elephant "no longer in room, believed on way to Venezuela" claims Hague 1
bonjonelson 03.04.11 12:17pm
4ty2
Fears of global warming receded today

when scientists pointed out that the elephant in the room was actually a woolly mammoth...

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Tammy Flugh 02.04.11 2:42pm
Tammy Flugh
Chimp Develops Class Consciousness

Scientists at the University of Sheffield have taught Deryck (a 14 year old, West African Common Chimpanzee) to recognise that the history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class...

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pineapple incident 02.04.11 1:35pm
rikkor
A never-before-seen nude photograph of Eddie Stobart,

taken when he was just 24, has been released by a private collector...

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Tammy Flugh 02.04.11 1:07pm
Tammy Flugh
AV supporters launch 'Yes / Maybe Yes / Don't Know' Campaign 0
deskpilot3 02.04.11 12:54pm
deskpilot3
Daily Sport unable to keep it up any longer... 0
deskpilot3 02.04.11 12:52pm
deskpilot3
News Biscuit contributor refuses to get on elephant ticker band wagon.

Shit! I just have...

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Basil_B 02.04.11 12:51pm
Basil_B
Egg cups stolen by poachers...

what a terrible yolk...

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be reasonable 03.04.11 5:35pm
JonnyJP
Ivory Coast stolen by poachers. 0
MADJEZ 02.04.11 10:59am
MADJEZ
Police foil Olympic stadium terror plot. Detain man with flaming torch. 0
MADJEZ 02.04.11 10:56am
MADJEZ
Man who makes mathematical pun about tangent...

accused of racism. I'll log-off now...

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be reasonable 02.04.11 8:29am
be reasonable
Funeral of Eddie Stobart delayed as procession overtaken by another coffin 0
jp1885 02.04.11 7:36am
jp1885
Weary R4 listeners set up anti-Nicholas Parsons website, GoCompere.com 6
pinxit 04.04.11 3:46pm
Griffin
Heston Blumenthal Happy to Discuss Elephant in the Roux 2
thisisall1word 03.04.11 5:44pm
thisisall1word
Alex Ferguson to sign up to respect campaign "providing refs stop being cunts" 0
thisisall1word 01.04.11 9:09pm
thisisall1word
AA meeting ignore pink elephant in room 0
thisisall1word 01.04.11 9:08pm
thisisall1word
Mammoth in the room asks if you can turn the central heating down a little. 1
bonjonelson 02.04.11 7:27am
jp1885
Circle ... Parabola Hyperbola

Just a little obscure joke for the mathematicians...

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Sinnick 02.04.11 8:27am
be reasonable
Video streaming providers compete to provide cheaper free content 0
Dumbnews 01.04.11 7:13pm
Dumbnews
'My, what a lovely long trunk you have!' says sycophant in room 0
Ironduke 01.04.11 6:34pm
Ironduke
Alfred Hitchcock ‘made cameo walk-on appearance at own funeral’

Previously unseen footage of the funeral of Alfred Hitchcock has revealed that the dead film director may have mischievously choreographed a walk-by role for himself at his own last rites. ‘If you...

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Genghis Cohen 02.04.11 9:50am
Mary Evans
US unemployment hits all-time low

Unemployment in the US has fallen for the 4th consecutive month in a row, adding credence to the claim that the war on two fronts in the middle east is at last starting to yield beneficial results.,...

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Gerontius 01.04.11 7:43pm
Mrblacker
Bereaved to be given free mourning-after pill...

more to follow...

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be reasonable 01.04.11 6:13pm
be reasonable
Elephant in Romania blames faulty satnav...

You herd it here first. No trunk calls allowed, not even by Fleetwood Mac...

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be reasonable 01.04.11 10:11pm
malgor
BA to codeshare cabin crew strikes. 0
Ostsee 01.04.11 5:46pm
Ostsee
Scottish police search private residence for Libyan Foreign minister.

or to put it another waya police spokesman said "There's a Moussa Koussa loussa aboot the houssa"...

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dominic_mcg 01.04.11 5:11pm
dominic_mcg