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George Bush wants Avatar remade so the good guys get to win. More soon. 0
Ostsee 4 years
Giant box dropped in Iceland to plug volcanic ash 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Lembit Opik looses seat, fails to deliver on promise of asterioid hitting earth 0
Quaz 4 years

Voters in Liberal Democrat Lembit Opiks constituency of Montgomeryshire have said that their disapointment at the failure of an asteroid to hit the earth was the reason that they voted him out. "We...

Quick service ballot boxes for people with less than ten votes to reduce queues 0
Ian Searle 4 years

at next election...

Certain Returning Officers will not be returning, say Electoral Commission 2
AdrianJ 4 years
Dimbleby Announces Prospect of 'Seriously Hung' Parliament. 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years

Black Rod promptly resigns...

Election latest .Four years on and school halls around the nation still look 0
Basil_B 4 years

as shabby as ever...

Bond villain leases lair to BBC for a couple of days 5
virtuallywill 4 years

Two arrested over counterfeit £20 note factory 2
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

Two men have been arrested after police discovered that their £20 note factory was just a cheap imitation made of chipboard and a few pieces of four by two. "It was just a front" said investigating...

Farage regrets buying cut-price election banner from Poland 0
antharrison 4 years
Farage's PM 'flight of fancy' spectacularly nose-dives. More soon. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Clegg loses erection 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Oh dear! Delia's in the soup. 0
Duff 4 years

In a shock development top peoples' supermarket, Waitrose, has ended its endorsement deal with kitchen Queen, Delia Smith, after only a matter of a few short weeks. The final straw came after the...

Farage latest: Hospital describes his condition as "unsatisfactory". 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Suspicions arosed as Richmond polling station situated in wheelie-bin 0
MightyBlair 4 years

Labour deny plot to upset safe Tory seat...

Concerns as Farage looks set to lose by one vote. 0
MightyBlair 4 years

UKIP in desparate plea to minority voters...

News that Sunderland hopes to be first to declare branded 'a betrayal.' 0
MightyBlair 4 years

'It's bloody ridiculous!', claimed Roger Worthington, a member of the election team at Weatherby. 'We clearly agreed that we were going to take our time this year'. The news has also lead to a series...

Blears likely to hold on to seat 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

Salford voters demonstrate the truth of the legend that they would vote for a pig if it wore a Labour rosette...

Dave Edmunds "Rockpile" to back UKIP 0
Zen 4 years

Crawling from the wreckage, crawling from the wreckage, You'd think by now at least, That half a brain would get the message, Crawling from the wreckage, crawling from the wreckage, Into a brand...

Oxford to officially recognise existence of Oxford Brookes University 4
IamWibble 4 years
Worries rise over money promised after Nigerian president dies 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Cameron forms government; NewsBiscuiters realise it's not that funny after all 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Greece sold to venture capital firm for £1. 2
MADJEZ 4 years

In a surprise move Greece has been bought by venture capital firm Scorched, Earth and Profit for a pound. It’s the first time an entire country has been sold to be broken up and could prove the way...

School curriculum rumoured to be rather dull.. 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

An hour of maths first thing each day. And the rest, they say, is History...

Voters urged to 'vote at your own convenience' : LATE EDITION 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

Do it now! Voting papers on roll in cubicles...

Giant funnel heading for Gulf oil leak has been recalled due to design flaw. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Turns out it was made by Toyota...

"Mr Johnson, the Nigerian Presidency is yours" - if Carlsberg wrote spam emails 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

.. they'd be the best spammers in the world...

Belgian warplane seen flying away from Farage crash site. More Soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

But not in here...

Occupation wanted for bored NewsBiscuitier waiting for election result. 0
Ostsee 4 years

Tired, listless, not even the thought of William Hague can raise a funny thought, nor Lord Stansgate. Suggestions welcome. Typing course at the Guardian?...

Accident prone PM slips on banana skin, loses election 0
Rapscallion 4 years

Downing Street today announced that the latest of Gordon Brown's hilarious slapstick performances will be the loss of general election. Following hot on the heels of a skilful slump in the polls, a...