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University applications drop 9% due to spiralling cost of cider and rizla papers 0
charlies_hat 30.01.12 12:05pm
David Lammy: Smacking could prevent MPs' daft ideas

Legislation on smacking should be amended to allow constituents to smack their MP, according to Tottenham MP David Lammy. In an interview with LBC Radio, the former Labour education minister said,...

roybland 30.01.12 12:04pm
Major Clanger
Adoption agencies overwhelmed after first episode of ‘My Big Fat Gypsy’

A heart-warming story about a man and his pet gypsy has become a huge success for Channel 4. But adoption agencies are warning families that it’s not all plain-sailing, if you take on an obese...

30.01.12 12:02pm
Major Clanger
Relief as Greeks unable to get credit to buy gifts for latest Euro summit 1
Duncan Biscuit 30.01.12 12:01pm
Breathing IS bad for you.

Smoking, Alcohol, Fatty Foods, even tomatoes, have one thing in common - they have all been accused of being bad for you. Now scientists at Preston University Hospital in Lancashire claim that after...

Marko 30.01.12 11:58am
Major Clanger
May brands Hester 'nuisance neighbour' after constant cash bonfires 0
cinquecento 30.01.12 11:15am
Bloodshed as residents take May’s ‘community trigger’ scheme a bit too literally

More opportunities to put Theresa May in the firing line soon...

kimllfixit 30.01.12 10:56am
Debt strewn Phone Handset manufacturer goes into receivership 0
Iamthestig 30.01.12 10:51am
Space between 2 words is a gap in the market, exclaim experts 0
Iamthestig 30.01.12 10:49am
RBS Boss rejects £1m bonus after receiving 200% pay rise 0
Iamthestig 30.01.12 10:48am
George Osbourne backs research that a zap to the Balls does no harm 0
charlies_hat 30.01.12 10:00am
Ed Balls: "Labour could turn UK economy around, if given just one chance at it" 0
dvo4fun 30.01.12 9:19am
National Lottery defends bonus ball 0
Duncan Biscuit 30.01.12 9:16am
Duncan Biscuit
Sarkozy financial transaction tax to exempt to short selling 0
Duncan Biscuit 30.01.12 9:15am
Duncan Biscuit
Ed Miliband to employ Rowan Atkinson as stunt double. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 30.01.12 9:10am
Son of Barnabas
"Fried Chicken, the secret to a long life -" says worlds oldest fat person

American Patsy Sternwaller, 99, from Tennessee is looking forward to reaching her hundredth birthday next week. What makes this story so remarkable however, is that Patsy, who hasn't left her house...

Marko 30.01.12 8:54am
Spice Girls to reunite and form one giant Spice Girl 3
hughesroland 30.01.12 7:54am
John Ffitch-Rucker
People who say, "When it's your turn to die, it's your turn to die"

still look both ways before crossing the road...

Smart Alex 29.01.12 10:44pm
Smart Alex
Claimants to wear benefit caps

"I'm on benefits" and "Not working, just claiming" are two of the slogans the Department of Employment are planning for compulsory headgear to be worn by benefit claimants. "The so called benefits...

nickb 29.01.12 10:00pm
Super Hero degrees to be introduced to help reduce UK crime levels

At one time, every UK citizen was able to walk the streets safe at night without fear of attack. These days however, things are sadly different, with muggings in dark, unlit alleyways, knife crime...

Marko 29.01.12 9:58pm
Unemployed refused Chinese kitchen job "Wokshy". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 29.01.12 9:14pm
Health and Safety Laws to crackdown on emotional see-saws. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 29.01.12 9:09pm
Al OPecia
Holland copies UK and introduces benefit Dutch caps

More to follow...

apepper 29.01.12 8:03pm
Chinese website caught selling fake placebo tablets. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 29.01.12 6:50pm
Women greenhouse executives complain of glass ceiling

More to follow...

apepper 29.01.12 6:24pm
'Plenty more fish in the sea,' jokes dumped fisherman 0
hughesroland 29.01.12 6:09pm
Archbishop calls for ban on different sex marriage

Archbishop of York, Dr John Sentamu, has called for the end of different sex marriage. "Were Adam and Eve married? Did Jesus get married? No. It's clear that the Bible is against marriage and the...

apepper 29.01.12 5:38pm
Ed Milliband To Undergo Surgery to Become Electable

The Labour leader has long fought off accusations that his nerdish appearance would hinder his chances of winning the next election. Mr. Miliband often argued with his advisers that voters cared...

Hooch 29.01.12 4:34pm
DHL to deliver Christmas presents in Seasonal Shake up.

In a statement issued from his North Pole headquarters today Santa Clause has announced a sale of 49% of Christmas to a Group of several large multi-nationals and a Private equity buyer., The press...

virtuallywill 29.01.12 3:11pm
Chaotic intermediary charged with Disorderly Conduit. 1
dvo4fun 29.01.12 1:59pm