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Call girls turn to FT as Sport newspapers folds

Prostitutes, massage parlours and doggers say they'll start advertising in the Financial Times after the Sport Media Group, confirmed it was going into administration. The company, which published...

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Mrblacker 01.04.11 4:58pm
Scroat
Agnostic praying mantis admits 'I was living a lie'. More soon.

Sorry, I bought a job lot of 2nd hand headlines off a dodgy looking bloke on ebay. He said they'd be worth something after today the lying git. Worth fuck all now. If you find a bloke who's busy...

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wallster 02.04.11 10:34am
Lucy4
Jumbo in Hounslow sitting room result of computer error says Air Traffic Control

. . . more later, if we don't sort it out...

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euanc 01.04.11 3:46pm
euanc
Neglect charges likely as RSPCA investigates death of elephant in room

If you can't beat them...

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Duncan Biscuit 01.04.11 3:32pm
Duncan Biscuit
Blackpools 4 remaining nuclear families set to break down. 0
charlies_hat 01.04.11 1:50pm
charlies_hat
Trial for new earthquake ride in Blackpools Golden Mile theme park go well 0
Basil_B 01.04.11 1:45pm
Basil_B
Vince Cable ‘defects to Libya’

British Business Secretary Vince Cable is in Libya and “no longer willing” to work for the Conservative and Lib Dem regime, the Libyan Foreign Office says. "He travelled here under his own free...

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02.04.11 2:23pm
Mary Evans
Moussa Koussa to star as baddie in Usual Suspects remake 0
Basil_B 01.04.11 11:56am
Basil_B
"Rangers could go bust" smiles Celtic chairman 0
brownpaperreporter 01.04.11 11:49am
brownpaperreporter
BBC in a quandry as Fake Ken Bruce April Fools gains 2 million more listeners

The BBC's April Fools joke to have Rob Brydon mimic Ken Bruce for the entire show today seems to have backfired. Not only was the Fake Bruce funnier, sharper and ruder, 2 million more listeners tuned...

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brownpaperreporter 01.04.11 3:30pm
Scroat
Finally Fred Flinstone wins the fight, and that cat stays out for the night! 1
Ian Searle 01.04.11 3:33pm
rikkor
New Ford Mobility Scooter twangs knicker elastic at twenty yards, says Clarkson

Top Gear producers have decided on a mature focus for the programme, more in tune with the age of its presenters. GOT TO CYCLE TO RICHMOND NOW MORE LATER...

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ronseal 01.04.11 10:36am
ronseal
Oil price apocalypse: ‘bring it on’ say would-be road warriors

While the ever-rising price of oil, caused in part by unrest in the Middle East, is hurting the pockets of families and businesses alike, there is one group that welcomes the inevitable economic...

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jp1885 01.04.11 11:26am
jp1885
Sarkozy Gifts Lavish, Central Parisian Love-Nest to Kate and Wills,

Known As 'The Royal Amourie'...

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01.04.11 11:47am
Griffin
HEAT MAGAZINE PIPS COUNTRY LIFE IN RACE FOR ROYAL WEDDING EXCLUSIVE 0
01.04.11 9:29am
Red flags for cars back on Isle of Wight roads after new funding found 0
Duncan Biscuit 01.04.11 8:35am
Duncan Biscuit
France refuses to accept M&S back or to give a refund 0
Duncan Biscuit 01.04.11 8:33am
Duncan Biscuit
FA crackdown on behaviour ‘obvious April Fool’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 01.04.11 8:33am
Duncan Biscuit
'Morning after pill' now free for whales

Delivered by fork lift truck...

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Scroat 01.04.11 6:07pm
Scroat
Daily Mail "embraces multicultural Britain"

For today at least...

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Scroat 01.04.11 8:19am
Scroat
Privatised prisons to be re-branded Screws 'R' Us

Dartmoor soon...

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Scroat 01.04.11 8:13am
Scroat
Laurent Gbagbo "not to be confused with Bilbo Baggins" warns Foreign Office 0
Scroat 01.04.11 8:12am
Scroat
Hess Suite prepared at Spandau guest facility, Moussa claims booking mixup.

More rooms required later?...

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Erlang 01.04.11 8:08am
Erlang
Somebody you’ve never heard of declines to go somewhere you’ve never been 1
Duncan Biscuit 01.04.11 8:04am
riesler
Chelsea plan surprise swoop for Moussa Koussa 0
Duncan Biscuit 01.04.11 8:02am
Duncan Biscuit
Blackpool rocks 11
Duncan Biscuit 10.04.11 2:51pm
Screenie
Welsh farm vets get go-ahead to issue free morning-after pill 3
Duncan Biscuit 01.04.11 9:11am
Moussa Koussa ‘feeling a bit peaky’ after refusal of immunity 0
jp1885 01.04.11 7:20am
jp1885
New welfare plans leave Jeremy Kyle worried

Jeremy Kyle is fearing for his future as the front for "chav-TV" amid government welfare plans to get the unemployed into work...

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dannyboy206 01.04.11 6:17am
dannyboy206
'Moon On A Stick, My Arse!' Says Martin Shuttlecock

Failed satirist, Martin Shuttlecock, currently of no fixed abode, today heaped scorn on David Cameron's "perfectly clear" yet somewhat obfusticated announcement that he would deliver the British...

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Martin Shuttlecock 01.04.11 3:37am
Martin Shuttlecock