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Robin Williams playing Mrs Doubtfire to play Susan Boyle in new biopic... 0
Doylem 4 years
BBC statement on claims that Real Hustle was faked was a fake, it was claimed. 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years
Well duh, BBC tells viewers conned by show about conmen 2
Darkbill 2.0 4 years

The BBC today responded to allegations that The Real Hustle a show about conmen had attempted to fool viewers by using actors instead of members of the public. Dawn Garnet, BBC 3 Head of Light...

Libyan civil war: 'I say, terribly sorry to chuck this grenade at you, old bean' 1
John Wiltshire 4 years

'Oh, don't mention it, old chap - I've still got one leg left.'...

Jasmine revolution to be rebranded as 'manlier' "Old Spice" revolution 1
Nick McCarr 4 years

smelling better soon...

BBC accused of Dumbing Down with new series WTF Do You Think You Are? 0
4 years
Welcome to Zerza Middle Eastern restaurant ... 0
Skylarking 4 years

please wait here to be unseated...

Riots in Oman - protesters demand 'a bad ruler so we can riot too' 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

Protestors in Oman were rioting in the streets today, demanding that they be governed by an evil military dictator so that they could riot in the streets like every other country in the region., 'We...

Scotland tipped to win as bidding hots up for Gaddafi's Exile 0
4 years

"Aye, Thassah moos loos aboot thas hoos" said Scottish Leader Alex ('smoked') Salmon yesterday...

Census to be undertaken to see which people are aware of census in March 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Cameron to transform schools, hospitals and council services by not having any 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Redundancies see Manchester police support staff asked ‘Is this job yours sir?' 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Diminutive F1 dictator Bernie Ecclestone strung up from Anglepoise lamp... 2
Doylem 4 years
ITV to rebrand Taggert as CSI Govan 0
simonjmr 4 years
Pope and Muslim Council to decalre banks and arenas holy places 0
4ty2 4 years

On the grounds that they are places of worship were celebrities and [s]W[/s]Bankers are worshipped by the Crowds and the rulers. This would also lift the pressure on Churches to allow gays and non...

British weaponry exported to Libya “still under warranty” says Haig... 0
Doylem 4 years

“We can reassure the public that British-made weapons are not being used by Colonel Gaddafi to subdue his own people”, said William Hague today. “Consignments of armoured vehicles, mortars,...

homeopathy to be classified as religion 0
4ty2 4 years

so it can be protected by the Featherstone and the equality law. As its healing power is based on irrational belief it qualifies as a religion. If it would have been gased on rational principles and...

prison goverment taken over by mafia 0
4ty2 4 years

following EU ruling of giving prisoners the right to vote for thir local goverment as well. However the promise of the levitation party to introduce open acces fridays as well as offering them...

Released Lockerbie bomber to seek asylum in the U.K. 2
greg various 4 years
Product placement decision reversed after complaints from [generic brand name] 1
dannyboy206 4 years
demonstrations to remove ruler after 32 years ends in pile up 0
4ty2 4 years

after formula 1 drivers putting up fingers in gesture to spectators in hte grandstand loose contol of their vehicles...

Yoda credits social networking for downfall of empire. 1
red 4 years

Yoda has today revealed that it was only possible to topple the Empire due to an organised democratic movement which had its roots way back in Tunisia in 2011. Without the communication and...

Children who pass ‘non-words’ literacy test to be groomed for jobs in PR 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Man banned from library for moving Lib Dem manifesto to the 'fiction' section... 0
4 years
'big society' renamed 'fuck off and do it yourself society' 2
wolfie 4 years

Cameron has revealed his big society idea was stolen from a Simpsons episode, Cameron enthralled by homers election victory on the slogan ' can't someone else do it?' In a strategic blunder, cameron...

Big Surprise At Chelsea FC, Yesterday! 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Another "Moscow Night," but no Drogba strop...

Royal Mail to sell rubber band breeding farm 7
Mrblacker 4 years

As part of efforts to generate income and cut costs, the Royal Mail's confirmed it's to sell the rubber band breeding farm it runs in Suffolk. It was founded in 1926 to supply the then GPO with a...

History Professor Says, "Thank Goodness For The Anglo-Saxon Invasion........ 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

..because sheep-shagging just isn't a nice hobby to pursue."...

Royal wedding excuses being auctioned on eBay... 0
Doylem 4 years

The invitations have all been sent out. So minor royals, politicians, foreign heads of state, footballers, celebrities and old school-friends of William and Kate are busy looking at their social...

Cameron Wins Award - Top Amongst Other Leaders 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Tory leader, Dave Cameron, won an award yesterday; voted the winner, by a wide margin, in the 'Pretend To Be Nice, Kind and Sincere' category...