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Liam Fox it up at MoD 0
charlies_hat 10.10.11 6:39am
Gaddafi "disappointed" not to win Peace Prize

Former Libyan leader Mumar Gaddafi has expressed his disappointment in being overlooked for this year's Nobel Peace Prize. "It's political correctness gone mad.", he claimed, "This year, they...

apepper 10.10.11 5:46am
Liam Fox declares, "I did not have sexual relations with that man" 0
Perks 10.10.11 4:34am
Fox To Inquiry: "Oh, You Mean *That* Adam Werritty" 0
Textbook 10.10.11 1:45am
Opening times of long day care centres to be extended to 18 years 0
Nick McCarr 10.10.11 12:59am
Nick McCarr
Hurdling steep food prices ‘no walk in the park’ for London 2012 picnic hopefuls

As the final size restrictions are announced for families wishing to take their own food and drink to the London Olympics, one Briton is confident of victory in the 'Snack and Field' demonstration...

09.10.11 10:31pm
He's not the defence minister. He's a werry naughty boy. 2
Awkward Facts 09.10.11 10:27pm
Video showing Fox and Werritty ‎sharing a bath with Gadaffi "raises questions" 0
bonjonelson 09.10.11 10:10pm
Leaked cabinet papers reveal “Brown Knows” plan.

Leaked cabinet papers have revealed that after his popularity as prime minister slumped, the Labour party outlined a plan to re-ingratiate Gordon Brown back into the public’s favour. The papers...

09.10.11 8:43pm
BT broadband outage puts thousands of unconvincing relationships on the rocks

A massive power failure at one of BT’s main exchanges in Birmingham has put thousands of stilted and unconvincing relationships in jeopardy. Adam and Jane are just two particularly tedious...

Qoxiivi 09.10.11 8:41pm
48 trillion Nectar points to be put into the economy to boost recovery.

In an announcement which will delight shoppers and the city alike, a fourteen-figure number of Nectar points and Tesco Club Cards points will be released into the economy to boost consumer spending. ...

nickb 09.10.11 8:38pm
Osborne Announces Big Bag of Breadcrumbs for the Poor

The chancellor, George Osborne, is to announce plans for a giant bag of breadcrumbs to be scattered in the general direction of poor people as a central pillar in his policy to help struggling...

TokyoTomato 09.10.11 8:25pm
Mike Tindall 'alarmed' by white Fiat Uno parked in tunnel at Eden Park stadium

Mike Tindall is said to be 'somewhat unnerved' by reports that a white Fiat Uno has been spotted in the tunnel of New Zealand's Eden Park rugby stadium. As a team coach confirmed, "This has really...

09.10.11 8:24pm
Hague supports Fox "What's wrong with having an old chum share your hotel room?" 5
dvo4fun 09.10.11 7:58pm
Cameron not charged after murdering intruder at No10. Cleggs family informed 0
Perks 09.10.11 7:37pm
Cameron “changes his mind” on Fox hunting.

In a conversation with friends, it’s understood David Cameron may have thought afresh about Fox hunting. “The Fox is a filthy dangerous vermin, responsible for huge damage to our country. I...

nickb 09.10.11 7:02pm
Liam Fox denies being Secretary of State for Defence

More soon. Anybody reckon this is worth expanding?...

Vertically Challenged Giant 09.10.11 6:27pm
Teenager Found in German Forest Being Treated for Severe Brand Deprivation

The mystery teenager who walked out of a German forest last week having apparently spent the last five years living there with his father is being treated for acute brand deprivation, a Foreign...

TokyoTomato 09.10.11 5:57pm
UK parliament to consider permanent switch to Hammer Time

As British Summer Time draws to a close and the clocks prepare to go back, the Secretary of State is to conduct an analysis of the costs and benefits of adopting the highly controversial U.S....

Gary Stanton 09.10.11 4:31pm
Al OPecia
Man destroys wind-up radio after it calls him a tosser 10 times in 5 minutes 1
brownpaperreporter 09.10.11 2:57pm
It's not unlike 'Eric and Ernie', insists Liam Fox

Defence Secretary Liam Fox has insisted that his relationship with friend Adam Werritty is completely innocent and similar to that of the comedians Morecambe and Wise. "Eric and Ernie often shared a...

Darkbill 2.0 09.10.11 2:01pm
Miliband Sacks Old Guard

RMT revolting...

witless 09.10.11 1:56pm
Next Generation Portable Computer Announced: The 'Guttop'

Computer manufacturers, HP, who also sell a range of table sauces, are set to capitalise on their combined knowledge of the food and computer industries with the release of the 'Guttop', a portable...

kga6 09.10.11 1:54pm
New ministerial vested interest scandal could measure 0.2 on the Mandelson Scale 0
ronseal 09.10.11 1:12pm
Prisoners to be given Vote "Diamond Idea"

"So who are you voting for in the election then, Nosher?" "I dunno. I haven't studied the form yet, Crusher. Last time I went a bit tactical if you take my meaning. I'm naturally a Lib Dem but I...

Drylaw 09.10.11 11:32am
Victorian Scotland-Ireland rail tunnel plans "a total surprise" considering..

..where you start and where you end, both ways, said a spokesman today...

Al OPecia 09.10.11 10:22am
Al OPecia
Government Orders NHS To Amalgamate With Welfare Parks....

.As new health policy is "all swings and roundabouts."...

Jesse Bigg 09.10.11 10:10am
Jesse Bigg
UK Bankers Demand Government Protection At Bonus Time.....

As it coincides with "Gobbing Season."...

Jesse Bigg 09.10.11 9:57am
Jesse Bigg
US Ploughing Competition To Be Held At Twickenham This Year....

.As all done and dusted at Wembley...

Jesse Bigg 09.10.11 9:46am
Jesse Bigg
Rich, Public School Boys' Economic Wheeze Goes Wrong.......

."What do we do now George?" "Let's blame it on Boris."...

Jesse Bigg 09.10.11 9:21am
Jesse Bigg