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Cameron asks Brown outside for 'chatting up his bird' 0
ianslat 4 years

Osbourne holds him back shouting 'leave it Dave, he's not worth it'...

Afghanistan adopts "single transferable goat" electoral system. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Iran executions make it even less likely that Kurds will get their whey. 3
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
RSPCA swoop closes 2
wallster 4 years
Jordan launches 'fuck yourself fit' weight loss programme 8
JayGee 4 years

Her search for partners in the programme continues...

Deal or no Deal's Noel and the Banker to enter coalition talks 0
Duff 4 years

There was something of an unexpected twist in the ongoing Conservative - Lib Dem coalition talks saga this afternoon. In an attempt to speed up the process, the Banker and Noel Edmonds of Channel 4's...

Brown's rainbow coaliton thwarted by lack of brown in rainbows 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Lib Dems in top secret meetings to thrash out details of transparent Government 0
riesler 4 years
I so relieved Jeeves and Wooster 5
j b productions 4 years

are geting together to run things and save us all,that Ive dug out a song to use as a party where ever you are,whether your mucking out a pig pen,cleaning windows,robbing a bank,or just...

Roger the windmill spotter 0
j b productions 4 years

Lovely old windmill,sails going around and around, Roger walks by,a nail catches his jacket and hes lifted gently off the ground, Up he goes then back down, Feeling dizzy,going gently around and...

BAFTA nod for Hurt Crisp 0
virtuallywill 4 years

McCartney’s Meat Free Monday less popular than Katie Price's F**K More Friday. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
No real news Monday in full swing 0
simonjmr 4 years

Still no news from the homes Nick Clegg and David Cameron or Downing Street. Sky News have live feeds from all locations showing not much happening. No real news soon - 24 hours a day...

Tory and Liberal representatives dive for cover as Farage threatens to fly in to 0
Basil_B 4 years

mediate in talks over Europe...

Brown cabinet looks tired and worn 1
virtuallywill 4 years

Laptop use 'increases warmth of lap' say overfunded researchers 1
QorbeQ 4 years

Recommend precautions, such as 'using a table' or employing a magazine or newspaper as a leg insulator to prevent slight pinkening of the lap or occasional 'air-vent' marks embossed on naked skin,...

"Bear with us says" Clegg. "He's called Paddington" 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Sir Cliff Richard was an MI5 spy shock. 0
Duff 4 years

Recently declassified papers have revealed one or two surprises, the greatest of which is surely that Peter Pan of pop, Sir Cliff Richard, was secretly recruited by MI5 in the sixties as a frontline...

Brighton still under cloud of smugness three days after Green election win. 5
Skylarking 4 years

Flight paths in the south of England are currently being re-directed due to a low-lying sulphurous cloud of smugness hanging over the Brighton area. The cloud follows a major eruption of...

Cameron orders 'Let's Power Share!' colouring books for Cabinet's LibDem Corner 2
Chip Paper 4 years

More soon....

Things are not as they seem Grasshopper, 0
j b productions 4 years

where a man sees a banana skin lying on the pavement next to a discarded bra,the enlightened man sees a bobbey trap,a solitary tin of peas in tesco,feeling depressed,feeling unloved,feeling...

Lloyds-TSB to take over European Central Bank. More merger news soon. 3
Griffin 4 years
Rainbow coalition announced... 1
riesler 4 years

Peter Tatchell to be PM...

The Pill holds 50th Non-Birthday Party 3
Ludicity 4 years
Magical result following deranged teen rampage. 0
wallster 4 years

A 17 year old boy from Surrey is in care today after a series of violent incidents culminated in a tense stand off outside a secondary school in Guildford. The boy, who can't be named for legal...

Confusion reigns throughout the UK 0
simonjmr 4 years

Last weeks undecided General Election and the weekend sporting activies has led to an increase in people being kept in hospital with suspected concussion, alzeheimer's and general befuddlement....

Tories ask James Dyson to design Cleggless power vacuum 0
Ludicity 4 years
Mohammed Al Fayed disappointed as £1.5 billion still not enough for passport 0
Ludicity 4 years
Gerry Adams offers services to broker UK power sharing agreement 0
ianslat 4 years
Guardian in merger talks with Telegraph 5
red 4 years

The guardian newspaper, which now supports the Liberal Democrats, and the long standing Tory-supporting Telegraph Group have had preliminary talks on a possible merger, it has emerged. Looking to be...