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Failing to brush your teeth 2 or 3 times a day will kill you say Colgate 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Facebook privacy changes keeps your hopes for political office untarnished 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Two artic bears suffering from Bipolar Disorder 0
antharrison 4 years
Jedward blame typo for their appearance at Dunkirk 'little ships' reunion. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Diff'rent Strokes star collapses as he finds what Willis was talkin' about. 3
MADJEZ 4 years
Hollywood faces apocalypse as Coleman's haemorrhage overshadows Hopper's tumour 1
QorbeQ 4 years

RIP to a great actor (Dennis Hopper I mean)...

Coleman suffers huge hemorrhoids after years of sitting down as sports presenter 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Iceland threatens 'cuddly' Eurovision singer with volcano-plug role if she loses 0
QorbeQ 4 years

More political incorrectness soon...

Nation marks anniversary of day when it was decided to mark anniversaries 0
Greenianman 4 years

Flowers have been laid and candles lit on the pavement outside Broadcasting House today to mark the solemn moment when, on this day 30 years ago, senior broadcasters first mapped out the schedule for...

Officials seize 26000 euros in bra.. 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

It's the closest Fergie has ever come to looking like a million dollars...

Minister for Sleaze delighted with Laws case 3
PluckyMunky 4 years

Sir Huw Cockworthy, the New Minister of Sleaze said, this morning: 'I am so pleased that the first incident of sleaze has come so close to the start of the new parliament. It is particularly...

'Shared bank-balances' to become yardstick for 'relationships. 4
PluckyMunky 4 years

Vince Cable to table a new Bill...

Gay MP in 'rent' scandal claimed expenses for second homo 0
Camp Freddy 4 years

Keep it under your hat...

Malawi president pardons gay couple - Laws said to be delighted 0
Camp Freddy 4 years
Queen's public statement, Fergie 'massively overcharging' for Andrew access 0
QorbeQ 4 years
BP advised to ignore ecological advice from Monty Burns in future 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Colman's set to release commemorative 'Diff'rent Sauce' mustard 1
QorbeQ 4 years
May turns to Time Lord as BA strikes hinder campaign against terror. 0
MightyBlair 4 years

The British government has turned to Dr Who to help carry out flights of 'extraordinary rendition', in the light of massive back-logs caused by current cycle of BA strikes. Whilst a large number of...

"Depressed Woman" blames BBC 0
ArseBiscuit 4 years A woman whose photograph is used by the BBC website to represent the average female at the limit of her emotional...

Laws breaks laws in first round of sleaze for the new season 2
PluckyMunky 4 years

Laws says: 'its about my sexuality, not the money'...

BP responsible for new slicks of oil-coated tyres and golf balls in Gulf 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Cable budget cut forces ministers to switch to Sky 0
QorbeQ 4 years
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QorbeQ 4 years

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Catholic Church bans 'Scouting for Boys' 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

Priests not allowed within 50 metres of a copy...

Calls for gay man to come out of the Cabinet 0
Ludicity 4 years
David Laws forced to go into bed and breakfast 2
Ludicity 4 years
Roll up! Roll up! 1
Doctor Moptop 4 years

Grumblers spent thousands of pounds on a Blackpool hoopla stall - aware the odds of winning anything worth more than 10p were 732,600,400 to one. Items from the stall were later seized and passed...

DNA analysis finds most African Americans are not brothers 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Maddoff to sue Greece over 'stolen Ponzi idea' 0
Lost4Words 4 years

Bernard Maddoff is filing a lawsuit against the State of Greece over their claimed theft of his 'patented' use of phoney iou notes in a wealth generating organisation built on debt alone, aka a Ponzi...

Pigeon held in India on suspicion of spying and Mutley finally gets a medal. 2
Ian Searle 4 years