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Papal visit cancelled as Vatican disapproves of ConDem alliance. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Clegg Regrets Playing Hard To Get as Lab-Tory Coalition Brings Massive Majority 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Big swinging dicks to form well hung parliament 0
ronseal 4 years
Lembit Opik dates Serious Girl 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
BA cabin crew ballot results in 81% majority, to form next Government. 1
riesler 4 years

Policies include complementary peanuts and compulsory rictus smiles...

Rantzen lashes out at 500,000th person to say "well, that's life Esther!" 1
Skylarking 4 years

(Luton South voters tell media: "we wanted Cyril Fletcher or the Doc")...

British understatement is alive and well as Bercow "fends off" Farage. 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Celebrities rally behind "Make David history" campaign 1
simonjmr 4 years

Click - that's another Tory vote, another dead pensioner, Click - another Tory vote, another kitten dies Thanks Jeni B for the idea on the chat board...

"Clegg set to live in Downing Street laundry room in 'hung parliament'" 0
barrowboy 4 years

It has been revealed that Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg is 'creatively excited' at the possibility of a hung parliament having seen 'great potential' in the laundry room at the back of no. 10.... 0
barrowboy 4 years

Posted this a couple months back, but it'd perhaps be a good follow up to today's front page...

Nervous consumers are confused and, 'still unsure what to panic buy?' 0
AdrianJ 4 years
Cameron offers to fly Clegg to coalition talks in ever so slightly dented plane 0
Stan Laurel 4 years
Party insiders predicting Cheese/Pineapple alliance 0
LittleSpender 4 years
Clegg consults Hill, "Conservative? Labour? There's only one way to find out.." 0
AdrianJ 4 years
Hanging chads to be used to sort out election chaos 0
ianslat 4 years
Clegg: Talks with Tories are 'serious' - Do want Cameron to wear hat with bell 0
Rorschach 4 years
Breaking News: Cameron Offers Lib-Dems Three Cabinet Places 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years

Talks between the Conservative and the Liberal Democrat Parties have resulted in an historic settlement. "We are pleased to announce that we will be working together," said William Hague. "Liberal...

'60" Plasma might swing it', suggests Clegg 0
AdrianJ 4 years
Playing card decides election 0
simonjmr 4 years

All leaders to play chase the lady - the one who eventually gets the queen wins More soon...

2010 Election's "Portillo Moment"- Portillo being shown "Portillo Moment". 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

More at every General Election to come...

Jacqui Smith to become porn star so her husband can see a bit more of her 0
ianslat 4 years

more soon (actually, hopefully not)...

'Slutty' Brown agrees to see other party leaders. 6
MADJEZ 4 years

More keys on the table soon...

Queen says: 'We have brought back hanging' 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Sod it, says Queen, I'll just govern the country myself 1
Oxbridge 4 years
General Election to be decided on penalties 0
De Acuerdo 4 years

De Acuerdo (was Kevin Sartre)...

George Galloway no longer getting paid for not attending Parliament 0
Skylarking 4 years

(otherwise business as usual)...

Ikea Returns Department take seats in Croydon and Wembley 0
AdrianJ 4 years
Queen to decide new government in traditional "ip, dip, dog, shit" method 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Elton John faces uphill struggle as independent candidate in Woking... 3
Adam Ice Rink 4 years

'cause Surrey seems to be the hardest ward...

Sheffield Students "thought it was a queue for a Rave". 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years