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Indian cricket team still waiting for 'Jim'll Fix It' reply 2
Perks 30.10.11 9:26am
witless
Clarkson's wife hopes cheating husband moves... like Jagger.

Jerry Hall offering support and divorce lawyer...

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MADJEZ 30.10.11 8:47am
MADJEZ
Newsbiscuit: face us on Twitterbook or something like that... 0
Nick McCarr 30.10.11 8:44am
Nick McCarr
Jimmy Saville booked to play Jacob Marley, ghostly jingle jangles abound

Now then, now then young Mr Scrooge let me warn you More soon...

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simonjmr 30.10.11 8:34am
Al OPecia
Shops overwhelmed as millions misunderstand "putting the clocks back"

Clock suppliers all over Britain have had huge queues of people who misunderstood government instructions to put the clocks back. One person said, "A bloke on the telly said we had to change the...

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apepper 30.10.11 8:22am
dvo4fun
Halloween killer Michael Myers’ family accuse police over excessive use of force

The estranged family of ‘probably dead’ serial killer Michael Myers say they ‘want answers’ after a succession of films showed him being hit, manhandled and shot dead several times over by...

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Gary Stanton 30.10.11 7:27am
dvo4fun
Widespread Panic in Scotland after sighting of ‘Big Bright Thing in the Sky.’

Today in Scotland, there was widespread panic as the majority of the citizens were shocked and scared by something large and circular burning through their sky, where according to them, it had never...

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josephlewiscox 30.10.11 12:02am
The All New Jeni B
"Mr Misfit": New film claims Roger Hargreaves did not write the Mr Men books.

All of the books actually scribed by a team of male misogynists known only as Mr Ghost, Mr Doddle, Mr Trite and Mr Cashin...

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deskpilot3 29.10.11 10:40pm
deskpilot3
Jimmy Savile - a young life cut short due to tobacco smoking.

Shell suit and fake bling manufacturers say sales are unlikely to be affected by his untimely demise. A street spokesgirl said "Just because he was the prototype, today's chavs have never heard of...

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Iscariot 29.10.11 9:44pm
Iscariot
Jim fixed it for me claims struggling Leeds undertaker 5
simonjmr 29.10.11 9:39pm
CJWorkman
Meat tenderizing industry facing tough times 1
Dumbnews 29.10.11 9:20pm
rikkor
Sat Nav designer takes criticism wrong way

More to follow; at least try to follow...

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apepper 29.10.11 7:31pm
dvo4fun
New Gillette shaving cream offers 30% more 30% than competitors 0
Dumbnews 29.10.11 6:45pm
Dumbnews
Saif al-Islam's LSE Thesis evidence in crime against the humanities trial. 4
Al OPecia 29.10.11 6:17pm
Perks
Conservatives call for 31 October be designated as Margaret Thatcher day. 2
simonjmr 29.10.11 6:09pm
simonjmr
Monica Lewinsky denies writing to Jim 'll Fix It

Close, but no cigar...

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nickb 29.10.11 4:46pm
nickb
West London suburb terrorised by 'trick or treat' interpretive street dance gang

Families across the London borough of Ealing were left paralysed with fear, unable to go outside last night after receiving a visit from a group of synchronised trick-or-treaters who performed...

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Golgo13 29.10.11 4:08pm
Al OPecia
Savile's last words; left on Doctor's voicemail: "Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!"

more soon. No doubt...

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dvo4fun 29.10.11 3:54pm
dvo4fun
Shakespeare's plays written by monkey with typewriter.

Recent evidence suggests that the Bard's pet monkey was the prolific author of the plays and sonnets normally attributed to William Shakespeare. While the playwright was out drinking at the tavern,...

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Boutros 29.10.11 2:49pm
Boutros
Drug dealers strike; thousands of users grounded

More to follow...

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apepper 29.10.11 2:41pm
apepper
Wishes of many TV viewers finally granted by Jimmy Saville.

Never liked him...

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beau-jolly 29.10.11 2:24pm
beau-jolly
Saville dies, now, then. 0
Al OPecia 29.10.11 2:20pm
Al OPecia
Jimmy Saville's death covered, as it 'appens. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 29.10.11 2:17pm
Al OPecia
'Heart and Soul' voted best kitchen and bath cleaner 0
Dumbnews 29.10.11 12:47pm
Dumbnews
Murder conviction overturned on appeal.

John Peters, 43, of Newark, Notts. today had his conviction for murdering his wife overturned after evidence emerged of years of verbal provocation. It emerged that his late wife, Marie, was...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 29.10.11 10:36am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Arms, fish and trombone cache find attributed to Surreal IRA. 12
spoole2112 29.10.11 9:26am
Textbook
New report claims 90% of 2-man tents are made by Indonesian children

Occupy London in Moral Quandry. More soon...

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grumblechops 29.10.11 9:23am
CJWorkman
Job Seekers benefits may be cut - Including paid holiday

Job Seekers up and down the UK have reacted with anger at the governments proposal to cut the benefits of those who fail to pay their fines. Among the benefits to be cut are paid holiday, pension...

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Perks 29.10.11 8:34am
Perks
mystery revealed why last calls from Kelly's phone came from NOW Newsdesk

At the time MI5 was too embarrassed to reveal their inability to track down the correct location of Kelly after being told of his misfortune in the oxfordshire woods whilst their triangulation...

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4ty2 29.10.11 8:21am
dvo4fun
Syria relegated from Arab league to Asia minor

more later...

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virtuallywill 29.10.11 8:17am
virtuallywill