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Despite a resounding defeat Nick Griffin still barking 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Icelandic bungle as former bank chief arrested but then government bails him out 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Rafael Benitez promises Labour will finish in top four 3
rickwestwell 4 years
Cheeky Boy Lembit has last laugh 0
Duff 4 years

Ousted Liberal Democrat, Lembit Opik, is today denying that his humiliating defeat last night is a bad thing that spells the end of his career in the public spotlight. Speaking from the offices of...

Despite hung parliament IoW residents think Mr Heath will cope as PM 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Leaders gaze out across shattered nation and declare: 'Is that it?' 0
allmyownstunts 4 years
SamCam1: Come on Gordo! Got to measure 4 curtains & John Lewis delivery due @ 2 0
AdrianJ 4 years
Labour struggling to bury bad news 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Labour Party treat Brown to 'celebratory' small aircraft flight. 0
Rorschach 4 years
Gordon Brown to urge single transferable Prime Minister electoral system 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Britain awakes very hungover 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
'We will win the next election' Clegg tells supporters. More soon. 0
Ostsee 4 years
Jacqui Smith impersonates Ness from Gavin & Stacey to hang on to seat 3
brownpaperreporter 4 years

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Britain wakes up to new Prime Minister as Blair asks 'Did you miss me ?' 0
MADJEZ 4 years
George Bush takes advantage of Election confusion to claim victory. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

In a move straight out of the 2000 American Presidential election, George Bush stepped in to claim victory despite counting still going on in many constituencies...

Double blow as Jacqui Smith returns from count to find husband watching porno. 1
MADJEZ 4 years

Former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith returned from losing her seat in Parliament to find her husband in front of the tv with his trousers round his ankles. His claim that he'd spilt hot tea and needed...

George Bush wants Avatar remade so the good guys get to win. More soon. 0
Ostsee 4 years
Giant box dropped in Iceland to plug volcanic ash 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Lembit Opik looses seat, fails to deliver on promise of asterioid hitting earth 0
Quaz 4 years

Voters in Liberal Democrat Lembit Opiks constituency of Montgomeryshire have said that their disapointment at the failure of an asteroid to hit the earth was the reason that they voted him out. "We...

Quick service ballot boxes for people with less than ten votes to reduce queues 0
Ian Searle 4 years

at next election...

Certain Returning Officers will not be returning, say Electoral Commission 2
AdrianJ 4 years
Dimbleby Announces Prospect of 'Seriously Hung' Parliament. 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years

Black Rod promptly resigns...

Election latest .Four years on and school halls around the nation still look 0
Basil_B 4 years

as shabby as ever...

Bond villain leases lair to BBC for a couple of days 5
virtuallywill 4 years

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Two arrested over counterfeit £20 note factory 2
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

Two men have been arrested after police discovered that their £20 note factory was just a cheap imitation made of chipboard and a few pieces of four by two. "It was just a front" said investigating...

Farage regrets buying cut-price election banner from Poland 0
antharrison 4 years
Farage's PM 'flight of fancy' spectacularly nose-dives. More soon. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Clegg loses erection 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Oh dear! Delia's in the soup. 0
Duff 4 years

In a shock development top peoples' supermarket, Waitrose, has ended its endorsement deal with kitchen Queen, Delia Smith, after only a matter of a few short weeks. The final straw came after the...

Farage latest: Hospital describes his condition as "unsatisfactory". 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years