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Photographer Shoots Irish Protester 0
Dick Everyman 23.06.11 2:54pm
Dick Everyman
John Galliano launches new range of insults

British fashion designer and style icon John Galliano today launched a new collection of insults and offensive comments that he's hoping will match his last efforts which are still the talk of the...

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Rizzo 23.06.11 2:49pm
Basil_B
Glastonbury festival goers must shit on Portillo after order mix up 0
simonjmr 23.06.11 2:35pm
simonjmr
Ferguson says Young’s arrival increases Utd’s falling over in the box options 0
Duncan Biscuit 23.06.11 2:25pm
Duncan Biscuit
Portaloo invasion threatens Glastonbury festival cancellation

Glastonbury festival organiser Michael Eavis was left in turmoil today after a consignment of a quarter of a million portaloos were delivered to the festival site this morning., 'Bloody red tape'...

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Basil_B 23.06.11 2:24pm
Basil_B
Scientists to name new form of mental illness 'Winehouseitis'

Leading medical experts from around the world have discovered a new form of mental illness and named it 'Winehouseitis'. The British Medical Association suggested the title as the illness' symptoms,...

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Leeboy007 23.06.11 2:23pm
Leeboy007
News of the axing of the Central Office of Information had to be leaked 0
Duncan Biscuit 23.06.11 2:19pm
Duncan Biscuit
Obama announces plan to reduce each of his speeches by 30,000 words 0
Duncan Biscuit 23.06.11 2:17pm
Duncan Biscuit
Mud confirmed as a last-minute booking at Glastonbury 0
Duncan Biscuit 23.06.11 2:17pm
Duncan Biscuit
Cheryl Cole breaks her silence to welcome release of artist Why-Aye 0
Duncan Biscuit 23.06.11 2:16pm
Duncan Biscuit
Woman phone-hacker suspect ‘still on the telephone’ say police 0
Duncan Biscuit 23.06.11 2:16pm
Duncan Biscuit
Tramp "outraged to be mistaken for John Galliano" 0
JohnA 23.06.11 2:02pm
JohnA
Homeopaths outraged as man pisses in reservoir

Anyone want to run with this?, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-13874089...

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beau-jolly 23.06.11 2:01pm
beau-jolly
Philip Davis: The disabled should be used as crash test dummies

Philip Davies, the Conservative MP for Shipley, has suggested that the disabled could be used as crash test dummies by car manufacturers. 'Let's face it,' he said, 'it's a winner for all concerned....

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John Wiltshire 23.06.11 2:00pm
JohnA
Henman 'to drop out of commentating Wimbledon for the BBC at the quarter finals'

After the quarter finals, he has nothing to say...

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JohnA 23.06.11 1:58pm
JohnA
Le Monde: "Brave French troops advance out of Afghanistan"

More Gallic bravery soon...

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JohnA 23.06.11 1:54pm
JohnA
Straw man "sick of having his arguments dismissed as fallacious"

Blames Nazis, Flat Earthers and Liberal Democrats for agreeing with him...

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JohnA 23.06.11 1:50pm
JohnA
Hell freezing over "caused by carbon dioxide as predicted by climate models"

says a desperate Greenpeace spokesperson. More soon...

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JohnA 23.06.11 1:50pm
JohnA
What is it with women and dishwasher stacking, asks a Financial Times leader

. A leader column in the Financial Times today has broken ranks with conventional thinking and dared to ask the question everyone's too scared to confront: why are women so bad at dishwasher...

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ronseal 23.06.11 1:46pm
Qoxiivi
Greggs back 'steak bake for all'

What a vote winner! From the stroy "Clegg backs 'bank shares for all'"...

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dotdash 23.06.11 1:31pm
dotdash
Afghani Catholics praise Obama's early withdrawal

but surprised as they had no idea there were any U.S seaman there...

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MaverickRat 23.06.11 1:23pm
MaverickRat
Bum TV hit by No Win No Fee claims

Following a deluge of complaints from obese, overweight and just plain fat people whose arses have been secretly filmed for television news programmes, legal firms are now mounting compensation...

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Dick Everyman 23.06.11 1:00pm
Dick Everyman
Johnny Cash was going to change name to Johnny Chip n Pin

to keep up with modern times, it has been revealed in a new book of memoirs...

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Leeboy007 23.06.11 12:48pm
Leeboy007
British troops surprised by French withdrawl of 4000 soldiers from Afghanistan

"we had no idea they had any here" says a senior officer in Helmand...

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brownpaperreporter 23.06.11 12:33pm
Griffin
Wombles pull out of Glastonbury - replaced at last minute by Mud.

More festival schadenfreude humour for the over 40s soon...

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Skylarking 23.06.11 12:04pm
Skylarking
Villas-Boas appointed Chelsea boss after Damocles refuses approach

"Too risky" said Damocles, "give me a king's sword suspended above my head by a single horse hair to managing Chelsea every time"...

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JohnA 23.06.11 11:38am
JohnA
Glen Campbell 'suffering from Alzheimer's disease'

"Who?" says Country and Western fans....

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JohnA 23.06.11 11:27am
JohnA
New Chelsea manager late on first day at the Bridge...

was too slow doing his paper round...

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Leeboy007 23.06.11 11:15am
Leeboy007
Scottish Football Players Agree To Take Part In Olympic Soccer Games....

.But won't play further south than Derby...

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Jesse Bigg 23.06.11 11:07am
Jesse Bigg
Catalan risks being alienated after admitting he's quite relaxed about ethnicity

A Catalan who refused to be partisan, is quite relaxed about his identity and likes to listen to both sides of the argument risks being imprisoned for refusing to conform to stereotype...

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ronseal 23.06.11 10:55am
ronseal