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Supply teacher accused of having sex with two 15 year olds says shewas just 0
arrghgarry 4 years

doing her job...

Carrier pigeons called back into service as new cost cutting initiative 0
Basil_B 4 years

A beaming David Cameron emerged from a cost efficiency meeting at the treasury this afternoon with a plan to revise communications between governmental departments by using carrier pigeons for the...

Autistic stationer has 2011diaries in stock 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Gary Glitter to greet freed minors 0
Sinnick 4 years
Ordnance Survey 'mortified' as X-Factor contestant Cher puts Malvern on the map 1
Oxbridge 4 years

There were red faces at the Ordnance Survey last night when the Worcestershire town of Malvern appeared on maps of England and Wales for the first time in its 900-year history. This was apparently...

French unions to announce days they're actually at work 0
Sinnick 4 years

It'll be easier that way...

cure for Bipolar disorder discovered... 1
be reasonable 4 years

"move to Antarctica," say psychiatrists...

iPhone owner shuts the fuck up. OK, just kidding 4
Oxbridge 4 years
Scriptwriters still undecided about cause of death of British aid worker 0
ramblesnake 4 years
Newsbiscuit gets scoop on POOP 0
hero2zero 4 years

Today our reporter reveals, exclusively how the underground animal activist group, POOP, “People Opposed to Oppression of Pets” has forced closure of the celebrity dog salon, “Wags’s.” The...

Arthur Scargill urges Chilean miners to continue sit-in 2
roybland 4 years
Claire Rayner now has wings... 4
riesler 4 years
Non-swimming immigrant drowns off the coast of the Isle of Wight 0
Basil_B 4 years

after trying to claim political assoylent...

Get Into Shape With The Chilean Miners – DVD out now 3
ianslat 4 years

• Resist the temptations of takeaways and beer – trap yourself down a mine-shaft for 3 months, • Reduce your appetite with the fetid smell of your co-dieters’ toilet corner, • Give...

New Schizophrenia Drug could cut number of sufferers by half. 1
Rowly 4 years

In recent trials, it was found to be very good at reducing multiple personality traits., According to the 2 spokesmen, it was so effective that eventually two people could have just one personality...

Calls for clemency after George Osborne revealed as Euromillions winner. 0
SingingHinny 4 years

Expenses probe to follow...

Liverpool FC get New Asian offer: 'We so horny. We Love you Long Time' 2
IABP 4 years

I went out on a Lim there...

Bono snubbed in U2 city takeover as Edge fund is set up. 0
Basil_B 4 years
American soldiers to get inflatable grenades 1
ED209 4 years
Judges and phone votes to decide future BBC redundancies 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Unemployment to be outsourced to Far East by 2011. 0
wallster 4 years

As part of the government's comprehensive spending review, the chancellor George Osborne is expected to announce later this week, that from April 2011, all unemployment will be outsourced to India...

BBC to restrict derogatory remarks to Americans and Tories 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Removing caps easier than putting them on says ex-BP chief 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Sugar and Brady to take charge of BBC redundancies 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
New report: Government plans to restrict University access... 0
be reasonable 4 years

to the intelligent. It helps if you're rich as well. Clever but poor people will just have to go into organised crime, like they used to...

Progressive society to release concept album. 2
wallster 4 years
Scientists agree, it 'probably is' Maybelline. 5
John Roughty 4 years

After 2 years of extensive research, a team of Psychologists have concluded that it really may be Maybelline after all. Dr Ian Flinch, lecturer in the growing field of Dermatological Psychology at...

Rugby Referees to Officiate Weddings 0
Fishmilk 4 years

The New Zealand government announced plans today to have rugby referees officiate at marriage ceremonies at next year’s Rugby World Cup., “It’s a big event for us,” the Minister of Rugby...

Iceland top for gender equality. Both sexes equally bankrupt. 0
Griffin 4 years
Demented Ian Sets New Back to Work Test for Sick 1
Kazytc 4 years

UK Government's, Work and Pensions Secretary, Ian Dementia-Smith, has announced that 500,000 people, are 'fit to work', despite claiming sick pay, he moves to get these people back to work, in a bid...