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Scientists unsure whether to clone chicken or the egg 2
ramblesnake 4 years

Late news: Illegal immigrants plan to enter Britain through cloned embryos...

BBC: “Top Gear” does not condone the use of drugs of any classification 3
ironbridgeboy 4 years

No more soon...

Taylor claims he was "assaulted by Campbell". Bloody mobile given as evidence. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
W E L C O M E T O B U R N t L E Y 0
Maureen Hope - Dan Angha 4 years

Emergency services sent to the scene of a gas explosion that ripped through a house in Burnleigh on Monday afternoon have been criticised for going to the wrong address., Local police were first on...

Prince Phillip signs for Manchester City on £150 grand a week (tax free) 1
ironbridgeboy 4 years

Princes' Charles, William and Harry being courted by the wealthy club...

Psychic Pikey, Derek Acorah to lauch John Peel from the Dark Side radio show.. 3
Sharpehunter 4 years

Sick of all the crap music and commercial play lists on the BBC Radio Channels. Tune into Derek Acorah, Music From The Dark Side at Midnight on Radio Blackpool. Derek will use his awesome,...

'If You Should Die Unexpectedly - Do you think your loved ones 1
Sharpehunter 4 years

can afford to pay your bills?' Advertising blurb from a life insurance advert for Is this as opposed to dying expectedly?...

What now for Freddy Flintoff? Celebrity Big Brother, X Factor or BBC Radio 8? 0
ironbridgeboy 4 years

Certainly no more cricket...

Almost all memory of Tony Hayward has now ‘disappeared’ say US officials. 7
Boarfunkel 4 years

New measures by engineers have led experts to believe that people’s memory of the largest and most politically embarrassing figure to come out of the UK for decades are starting to dissipate....

New "static" SatNav is in book form and doesn't have an annoying voice. 0
FX Man 4 years
Belgium cancelled. Greeks to run Brussels, Albania to run Wallonia. 2
Griffin 4 years

Who cares about the Flemish...

PM slammed for suggesting lazy underclass scum aren't entitled to a free house 4
ED209 4 years

David Cameron was today rightly berated by everyone for suggesting that people who can't be arsed to do anything with their lives shouldn't be given a free house forever. Normal people were also...

UK Gimp Union demands better working conditions 0
sodhat 4 years

Gimps up and down the UK have today announced they will hold a ballot on strike action in an attempt to force better working conditions. This is the latest twist in a saga that has been running for...

Boris Johnson to appear before Hague Fashion Crimes tribunal 4
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Scientists concerned over side effects of eating clowned meat 0
Phlegm 4 years

Bag of stones given to Naomi Campbell actually her lost marbles 1
Iamthestig 4 years
Bradley Wernham wins Young Criminal of the Year 3
jp1885 4 years, Essex teenager Bradley Wernham is celebrating today after beating twelve other finalist hoodlums to become Young...

No evidence Staff Cloning at Food Standards Agency Pose Risk to Public. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

The cloned staff who all look alike but have different names say there is no evidence their decision making process will be identical and so pose a risk to the public of collectively getting it...

Naomi Campbell steadfastly denies that it's a really quiet news day 0
Skylarking 4 years

(More of the same 'til mid September)...

Beef products recalled as diner catches indigestion from cloned steak 0
jp1885 4 years

Britain's supermarkets, eateries and butchers have been ordered to withdraw all beef and beef derivative products from their shelves, after a diner at one of Bristol's top restaurants developed...

Only BBC puzzled at loss of one million listeners by Chris Evans 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Cameron dines with Berlusconi but declines moving on to strip club 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Jason Statham passenger complains of uneventful drive to shops 0
dandare70 4 years
Actors urge axed UK Film Council sequel 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Naomi Campbell relieved that nobody asked about her secret stash of Nazi gold 1
Ludicity 4 years
Nigerian email scammers to introduce "Mystery Mug" quality assurance scheme. 7
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

In a surprise move today the Association for Nigerian Email Financial Industries announced a quality assurance scheme "Online Mug". "We are growing greatly concerned that the quality of email scams...

3D view of supernova 'not as good as Avatar' say astronomers 0
jp1885 4 years
Descendant of cloned cow to appear on Moo Do You Think You Are? 1
Ludicity 4 years
Cornish detective Wycliffe to run for President of Haiti 0
Ludicity 4 years
God reported to be 'bored shitless' 2
PluckyMunky 4 years