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European court rules that incapacity benefit testing is discrimination

The government’s plans to start testing 1.5 million people claiming incapacity benefit have been dealt a blow today with EU courts ruling that this amounts to discrimination against claimants. The...

Vertically Challenged Giant 06.04.11 8:16am
Riots Sweep London after Muslim Cleric burns "Three Men in a Boat"

UN headquarters in London was under siege today amid rumours that Islamic militants in Kandahar had yesterday burned one, and perhaps even dozens of, copies of the book which many see as having the...

Ugi_Again 05.04.11 2:57pm
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Rooney blames camera outburst on left on autocue saying 'you jug eared twat' 0
Basil_B 05.04.11 1:19pm
Christmas to go ahead on Norfolk Turkey Farm

In an unexpected and surprising decision today, it was announced that Simon Cash’s turkey farm, near Cromer in Norfolk, will be fully behind the celebration of Christmas in 2011. The decision is...

Mother 05.04.11 12:02pm
Minister of State for Decentralisation to organise decentralisation centrally

The Minister of State for Decentralisation, Greg Clark, has promised to organise the decentralistion of the country., He said: 'I'm going to do it all myself. I shall visit every part of Britain and...

John Wiltshire 05.04.11 11:41am
John Wiltshire
Female market gardener sets pulses racing: Dwarf bean beat Sugar snap peas 0
simonjmr 05.04.11 11:39am
Recession latest: devout builders hoping for more conversions... 0
be reasonable 05.04.11 10:47am
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Smell of bacon sandwiches provokes mass conversions to Christianity...

thousands of Jews and Muslims willing 'to take a gamble on it'. Who else can I upset today? Hat-tip to screenie for mentioning bacon sandwiches...

be reasonable 05.04.11 6:15pm
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House extensions to "go through the roof"

. (Unlike stationary sales)...

Nick McCarr 05.04.11 10:29am
Nick McCarr
Female form ‘too good to be true'

‘If it seems too good to be true, it probably is’ is one of the favourite sayings of Agnes Rassiter of Banstead in Surrey and so her son, George Rassiter, a self proclaimed Geek's geek and Laser...

Screenie 05.04.11 10:38am
Musicologist proves that several genres are considerably queerer than folk. 0
be reasonable 05.04.11 8:32am
be reasonable
Children's TV latest: Ivorian Engine of Democracy fails to oust Gbagpuss 0
Skylarking 05.04.11 8:01am
Graddafi proposes exchanging Koussa for Al-Megrahi 2
Duncan Biscuit 05.04.11 11:53am
HMV profits warning found on dog abandoned outside Battersea Dogs Home 0
Duncan Biscuit 05.04.11 7:58am
Duncan Biscuit
MoD criticised for announcing 2,600 redundancies before telling next of kin 0
Duncan Biscuit 05.04.11 7:57am
Duncan Biscuit
Stolen FA Cup tickets found in Liverpool, bags they were in still missing 0
Duncan Biscuit 05.04.11 7:57am
Duncan Biscuit
Clare Balding 'not a threat to other women's marriages'...

in other news, it appears that the Pope is not a Muslim...

be reasonable 05.04.11 7:55am
John Wiltshire
Cameron promises to listen to anyone who agrees with him about NHS reforms

David Cameron last night promised to listen carefully to anyone who agrees with him about his radical NHS reforms., 'I'm taking a pause in the course of the legislation,' he said, trying to look...

John Wiltshire 05.04.11 7:43am
John Wiltshire
Ryan Air to charge if there is no one sitting next to you 0
Dumbnews 05.04.11 4:57am
New world religion emerges, Atheism 0
Dumbnews 05.04.11 12:02am
ONLINE DEBATE REACHES SENSIBLE CONCLUSION FOLLOWING MEASURED DISCUSSION An online discussion forum today reached a unanimous and well reasoned conclusion following a week long debate among participants. The...

Peter749400 05.04.11 11:35pm
Cash-strapped Gaddafi ‘to sell entire ’sixties wardrobe’

Christies Auction House has confirmed that they have taken instructions from Libya’s Col. Gaddafi to sell his entire collection of ‘military-style uniforms’, many of which were bought in...

malgor 04.04.11 10:41pm
Elephant accused of blowing his own strumpet 0
OldThingy 04.04.11 10:36pm
Rooney swears to let down nation again

Genteel football fans up and down the country have reacted with disgust to Wayne Rooney’s curse-laden outburst this weekend in a match against West Ham. The normally eloquent Manchester United...

OllieP 05.04.11 9:05pm
Devon man discovers that he is "Tinkerbell" on new Facebook quiz.

James Peasmold Gruntfuttuck from Devon discovered tonight that, on a brand new "mind improving" application on Facebook that his "Disney Cartoon Character" was no less than "Tinkerbell". "This has...

nannyknowsbest 04.04.11 10:04pm
World Cup: Thrilling Climax at Wankaday Stadium

more when I get my breath back...

theumpire 04.04.11 8:56pm
Shuttleworth Collection drafted in by RAF for Libyan operations

The Prime Minister's confirmed the historic Shuttleworth Collection will be re-called to service by the Royal Air Force, to provide extra aircraft for the no-fly zone over Libya. "The major...

Mrblacker 04.04.11 11:03pm
Mystery blond is just new Stig claims Clarkson. Wife remains unconvinced.

More bombshells soon...

MADJEZ 04.04.11 7:48pm
'Man United star escapes ban' now sport's most frequently used cliche 0
ronseal 04.04.11 6:29pm
Nintendo to release anti-obesity game

To meet the demands of a Western population that's growing in number and waistline, the games giant Nintendo's to release a specialist anti-obesity variant of their popular canine maintenance game....

Mrblacker 04.04.11 5:46pm