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Rise in Tuition Fees aims to ‘Wipe Out Middle Class’ 0
kpseymour 4 years

After facing a backlash of criticism from the public and press, Secretary of State for Education, Michael Gove claimed the proposed increase in tuition fees main goal is to ‘wipe out the middle...

Big EU Tells Bugsy Dave To Tow The Line And Give Prisoners The Vote, Or Else 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

No doubt murderers and bank robbers will vote Tory and petty crims will vote Labour...

Arson contest loser admits to 'Throwing the match' 0
antharrison 4 years
Dyslexic secularist bans 'Burgers and mandarins' 0
antharrison 4 years
Ramsay in battle with bank over Steakes in house 0
4ty2 4 years

Ramseys Bank wants to put steakes on a claim on his house he used to secure a loan. Apparently it was a security to ensure RBS did not end up with a raw deal...

Battle of Britain 'just a hoax' 0
acwanaut 4 years

Seven former members of the Air Training Corps have admitted that the Battle of Britain was a hoax and was actually their entry for the 1944 South-East region diorama competition. Backed by strong...

Maddy Campaign has "Run Out of Excuses" 16
De-scribe 4 years

The grieving parents of missing tot Madeleine McCann have confirmed that they are being forced to scale down their hunt for the child claiming that they have "run out of excuses" to cover up their...

Gomez credited with "assist" for Nani goal.... 0
Mr.3374 4 years

in spite of strong claims from ref and linesman...

Labour MP not jailed for murdering Iraqis 0
Nobby Holder 4 years

A Labour MP who is known to have taken part in the murder of thousands of Iraqi people has not been sentenced to life imprisonment at the Old Bailey earlier today., But British justice prevailed...

TV presenter being treated for cancer. 6
arthurminnit 4 years

Popular TV presenter Dani Bayka is currently undergoing treatment for cancer. His oncologist, Dr Whom, said in a statement earlier today; "Mr Bayka doesnt actually HAVE cancer as such, however we...

Osborne channeling ghost of Gordon Brown, threatens 100,000 civil service jobs 0
la maga 4 years

More soon. Or maybe not. People have short memories. Gordon said he'd do it too y'know...

Defence deal: Britain to make running shoes and white flags for French forces. 1
MADJEZ 4 years

French to provide flick-knives and bangers in return. More soon...

Virgin Atlantic refuses to fly to Cloud Cuckoo land any more. 1
Ostsee 4 years
Students set to face £9000 fees before end of first term 0
Nobby Holder 4 years

Students throughout the UK may be forced to run up debts in access of £9000 if they are to maintain their bloated, uniquely privileged lifestyle reveals Frittercash, the Government agency set up to...

'Self-service' security checks to begin at UK airports 12
rickwestwell 4 years

In a 'big society'-style drive to eliminate unnecessary public spending on the security services, passengers flying out of UK airports are to be encouraged to perform security checks on themselves,...

Shock and anger as Fry becomes first man to care whether or not women like sex 1
Oxbridge 4 years
Wind farm becalmed as wind rustlers strike again. More soon. 6
deskpilot3 4 years
Open University to offer degree in Benefit claiming 0
Iamthestig 4 years

Students to be provided with up to £27k of support towards fees...

LHC experiment to reproduce Big Bang - 13 billion years after previous attempt 2
Sinnick 4 years

and they wonder what caused the original Big Bang...

Gordon Ramsay responds to burger-van franchise rumours 2
hero2zero 4 years
Sneak Preview of Child Friendly Version of 'Alien' starring Adam Ant 0
IABP 4 years

New university fees to be up to £27k or first born child 1
therustler 4 years

Lots more after three years...

Students! Worried about the cost of tuition? 1
Zadok the second 4 years

Why not apply for a Personal Degree Finance Plan? Fix your Monthly Payments! Then, at the end of three years, just hand back the degree and walk away! Nothing more to pay!...

Reruns of Colditz on yesteryear channel blamed for new spate of prison breakouts 5
Basil_B 4 years

Sky television were subject to unexpected criticism today as they've been blamed for inspriring a new spate of prison break outs around the country thanks to them re-running the award winning war...

Ricky Tomlinson Donates Arse to Charity 0
De-scribe 4 years

Actor Ricky Tomlinson has anonymously donated his famous catchphrase, "My Arse" to a children's charity in Liverpool. The Royle Family star declined to comment on the donation. However, the charity...

US Publicans call time on Democrats. 0
simonjmr 4 years

"If you're supping you're stopping, if you're talking you're walking" More soon...

Frog's legs too short. 1
Scroat 4 years

Plus à venir...

Darth Cheney and Emperor Bush had their differences when in office, 1
Erlang 4 years

memoir reveals...

Al-Qaida member arrested under anti-robbery laws 0
Andrew 4 years
Tea Party in lower house declared 'an illegal rave' claim democrats. 0
kpseymour 4 years