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French horse wins Derby in bet

A French racehorse has won Derby in a bet., The East Midlands city will be formally handed over to Pour Moi, a three-year-old gelding, in a ceremony this afternoon., The horse’s press spokesman...

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FraserWords 05.06.11 8:51am
FraserWords
Press exclusive pic of Rooney transplant shows chinese kidney on his head 0
charlies_hat 05.06.11 8:10am
charlies_hat
Research finds the less we talk to people the more we know about them 0
Dumbnews 05.06.11 4:28am
Dumbnews
Cameron denies fixing allegations in Coalition's Got Talent

David Cameron has rejected claims that the coalition is fixed and that he signed Nick Clegg to his party years ago. The allegations were made by an anonymous internet blogger who claims that a young...

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Ludicity 05.06.11 3:41am
doggone
Queen invites losing jockey to impromptu dinner at Tower of London 0
antharrison 04.06.11 9:51pm
antharrison
Wicked Witch of the East asks for arbitration in property boundary dispute. 0
SingingHinny 04.06.11 9:32pm
SingingHinny
"And the winner of Britain's Got Talent 2011 is"....."Oh bugger"

Alternatively "And the winner of Britain's Got Talent 2011 is".."Simon Cowell".."For the 6th year"(or whatever it is)...

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antharrison 04.06.11 9:01pm
antharrison
Rooney's transplant is in a 4-4-2 formation - "on me 'ed son". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 04.06.11 9:00pm
Al OPecia
England protest against Blatter's presidency by deliberately playing badly. 1
dominic_mcg 04.06.11 8:58pm
Iscariot
FIA hopeful Lybian Grand Prix in November to go ahead despite local difficulties 5
DiY 04.06.11 5:15pm
virtuallywill
Andy Gray gets honorary doctoratre

Andy Gray has been honoured by the University of Mogadishu. The department of female circumscision have awarded the wayward ace a doctorate in recognition of his services to sex equality!...

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arnied 04.06.11 4:24pm
arnied
FIFA dirty money blamed for Ecoli epidemic.

Sidestepp Blatter forgot to wash hands after handling Argentinian bung...

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arnied 04.06.11 4:20pm
arnied
New study links breathing air to cancer 1
Dumbnews 04.06.11 4:00pm
Maizydog
Glee devotes episode to the music of Glee

Hit US musical sit-com [i]Glee[/i] has announced it will devote a forthcoming episode to songs performed on the hit US musical sit-com [i]Glee[/i]. Series creator and cultural anti-Christ Ryan...

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Grover 04.06.11 3:55pm
Maizydog
Psychic offers remote stalking service to spurned lovers.

Prof. Dr. Dame Imelda Clapton (Ph.D, DSO and barking) Principal of weknewdyouwouldcall.com has launched a new service for those unlucky in love who would like to follow their object of unreciprocated...

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Al OPecia 04.06.11 2:30pm
beau-jolly
Injunction bars Kieren Fallon from throwing the Derby on either horse.

More unsubstantiated allegations soon...

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MADJEZ 04.06.11 2:27pm
MADJEZ
Salad dodger red-faced after catching e.coli from cucumber: Questions raised.

More to follow-through...

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Le Creuset Fiend 04.06.11 2:01pm
Le Creuset Fiend
Loss of council houses for £100,000 earners worries drug dealers 0
beau-jolly 04.06.11 1:15pm
beau-jolly
Rooney has arsehole transfer. Arsehole rejects him

Oldy but goody...

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beau-jolly 04.06.11 12:55pm
beau-jolly
Google’s plans to abandon older browsers condemned as ageist

got to be a story in there somewhere...

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beau-jolly 04.06.11 12:52pm
beau-jolly
Wayne Rooney admits he is terrified about losing his looks. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 04.06.11 12:46pm
dominic_mcg
Blatter orders 5000 orange boiler suits from his secret lair. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 04.06.11 12:40pm
dominic_mcg
NHS withdraws "Five A Day" advice.

"Cutting down to one a day can reduce the chances of you getting E-Coli by 80%", a NHS spokesman said today...

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Tammy Flugh 04.06.11 11:01am
Tammy Flugh
Apple introduces online organs trading app shop, EyeDonate 0
ronseal 04.06.11 9:07am
ronseal
Welsh sheep farmers contract E Collie 0
FraserWords 04.06.11 9:00am
FraserWords
England players learn to speak Swiss

England’s coaches have revealed their secret weapon for Euro 2012 success against Switzerland at Wembley – the players have been learning the Swiss language., The ploy is believed to have...

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FraserWords 04.06.11 8:59am
FraserWords
Chinese theology student trades an eye for an i-pad 0
charlies_hat 04.06.11 8:15am
charlies_hat
Wild card entry to Monaco Grand Prix offereed to Mrs Chris Huhne 0
ronseal 04.06.11 7:39am
ronseal
Babar Ahmed apologises to police for ‘running into their fists’

A Muslim man who previously claimed he had been viciously beaten up by police today admitted it was all ‘a big fib, they are the victims’. Mr Ahmad, who has been detained without charge or trial...

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Lemonrinse 04.06.11 2:57am
Lemonrinse
German E Coli spreads, starts massing on Polish border

Xenophobic hysteria starts here...

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JohnA 03.06.11 11:55pm
JohnA