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Full set of fingernails found on doorstep of No. 10 0
Catch25 4 years
Nation plunged into mourning by resignation of Gordon Brown 0
The Paper Ostrich 4 years
Darling secures 8bn payback terms for other people's debt 0
Doctor Jalapeno 4 years

Alistair Darling has cunningly agreed to pay out 8bn of GB tax payers money into a Euro zone finance pot as part of our commitment to bail out the Greek economy and uphold the Euro as a credible...

Brown to stay over summer as Clegg and Cameron trek round Thailand together. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Alex Ferguson in merger talks with Arsene Wenger to claim title off Chelsea 6
Basil_B 4 years

Fergie explains 'I don't think a one point advantage is enough to claim an outright title win so i'm negotiating with Wenger at Arsenal to merge our points tally which should be more than adequate...

Dyslexic teacher boycotts CATS 0
Ian Searle 4 years
BA cabin crews to synchronize strikes to only happen on Ash free days 0
virtuallywill 4 years

I don't want a holiday in the sun,...

The Three Wankateers 0
Scroat 4 years

William Hague, George Osborne and Oliver Letwin. What a slimy bunch!!...

Latest study on studies of driving with mobile phones finds no majority opinion 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Brown speaks from Number 10. I'm in charge, I resign or maybe I don't. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

The business of clear and transparent government is alive and well...

Skeptics fear mild censure of Iran's nuclear program is interepreted as support 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Holocaust denier historian branded "rubbish historian". 0
AlistairBurns 4 years
Liaison service staff 'woefully ill-informed' say liaison service staff 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Patients are routinely handed 'poor quality' literature, giving 'outdated information' which 'does not reflect the needs of modern hospital users' says the NHS Patient Advice and Liaison Service...

Cameron and Clegg talks reach 'comfortable silences' stage 1
Chip Paper 4 years
Election coverage to be presented by Bill Oddie and Kate Humble 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Nick Clegg reveals secret League of Gentlemen role 1
ianslat 4 years

'Hello Dave, you're my wife now Dave'...

Norton praised for ‘Dorothy’ joke self-restraint 0
Oxbridge 4 years

Media analysts have commended BBC presenter Graham Norton for not demeaning himself with undignified attempts at humour while presenting ‘Over the Rainbow’, a show in which young hopefuls compete...

Cameron asks Brown outside for 'chatting up his bird' 0
ianslat 4 years

Osbourne holds him back shouting 'leave it Dave, he's not worth it'...

Afghanistan adopts "single transferable goat" electoral system. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Iran executions make it even less likely that Kurds will get their whey. 3
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
RSPCA swoop closes 2
wallster 4 years
Jordan launches 'fuck yourself fit' weight loss programme 8
JayGee 4 years

Her search for partners in the programme continues...

Deal or no Deal's Noel and the Banker to enter coalition talks 0
Duff 4 years

There was something of an unexpected twist in the ongoing Conservative - Lib Dem coalition talks saga this afternoon. In an attempt to speed up the process, the Banker and Noel Edmonds of Channel 4's...

Brown's rainbow coaliton thwarted by lack of brown in rainbows 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Lib Dems in top secret meetings to thrash out details of transparent Government 0
riesler 4 years
I so relieved Jeeves and Wooster 5
j b productions 4 years

are geting together to run things and save us all,that Ive dug out a song to use as a party where ever you are,whether your mucking out a pig pen,cleaning windows,robbing a bank,or just...

Roger the windmill spotter 0
j b productions 4 years

Lovely old windmill,sails going around and around, Roger walks by,a nail catches his jacket and hes lifted gently off the ground, Up he goes then back down, Feeling dizzy,going gently around and...

BAFTA nod for Hurt Crisp 0
virtuallywill 4 years

McCartney’s Meat Free Monday less popular than Katie Price's F**K More Friday. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
No real news Monday in full swing 0
simonjmr 4 years

Still no news from the homes Nick Clegg and David Cameron or Downing Street. Sky News have live feeds from all locations showing not much happening. No real news soon - 24 hours a day...