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Brain function "starts to deteriorate at 33 years 4 months" say scientists

Too subtle? Thirty three and a third?...

Scroat 06.01.12 7:30pm
sredni vashta

Hotpoint bring out new washing machine with whites only and clothing of mixed race program...

godly1966 06.01.12 7:06pm
Retired Greengrocer disappointed with his final celery pension. 10
Perks 06.01.12 7:04pm
Major Clanger
Bridgwater man spots spelling mistake in the saying, 'as dull as ditchwater'

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Smart Alex 06.01.12 6:54pm
Smart Alex
Bridgwater man spots spelling mistake in the saying, 'as dull as ditchwater' 0
Smart Alex 06.01.12 6:53pm
Smart Alex
Dyslexic woman concerned about silicon eggplants 0
Smart Alex 06.01.12 6:50pm
Smart Alex
NUT slow to reject pension deal, "Sorry, we've been on holiday for two weeks" 0
medici2471 06.01.12 6:37pm
Geoffrey Howe : Thatcher "not soon enough" 0
medici2471 06.01.12 5:59pm
Pope seen in background of "La Redoute" sea-side ad. More soon.

Al OPecia 06.01.12 5:53pm
Shock claim - Titus, a name not a lewd request 3
medici2471 06.01.12 4:58pm
Al OPecia
Claim - Andrew Castle's banner ad induces epileptic fit in website visitor 0
medici2471 06.01.12 4:19pm
Breast implant victims 'just money grabbers' claims shoddy French tit 0
06.01.12 4:18pm
Royal Mint to publish rules for assisted suicide on the back of a 50p piece 0
simonjmr 06.01.12 3:42pm
Can I have an R, an I and a P please Bob? 6
charlies_hat 06.01.12 3:20pm
Al McHogan
Health & Safety Executive to issue rules on assisted suicide.

"Not as safe as it might seem" says spokesman...

Al McHogan 06.01.12 2:54pm
Al McHogan
Gareth Malone criticised "for not doing his own stunts"

Gareth Malone the russet topped chorister for hire has admitted that in his recent series involving the creation of a choir of military wives’, that certain elements of the series were faked. In an...

simonjmr 06.01.12 2:20pm
Stephen Hawking created in 1941 say scientists

Scientists now believe they can trace the origin of Stephen Hawking to an event seventy years (a tiny fraction of a light year) ago. ‘Hawking was created after a Big Bang - probably involving a...

roybland 06.01.12 2:16pm
Sat nav summit delayed by late arrivals

More to follow...

apepper 06.01.12 2:02pm
Joe Hart Too Attractive to Stay at City

Manchester City Manager Roberto Mancini today announced that first-choice goalkeeper Joe Hart would be put on the transfer list, with the hope that he would move to another team by the end of the...

alexpalacefan 06.01.12 1:46pm
New Years Resolution Society to Classify Eccles Cakes As a Type of Sit-Up 7
thisisall1word 06.01.12 1:38pm
Fashion Police warn jogger "80's Irony doesn't extend to shell suits".

More later...

Al McHogan 06.01.12 1:17pm
Al McHogan
Directors accused of racism after putting Blacks into administration 2
SpankyMonkey 06.01.12 1:12pm
New Year fireworks coverage to feature subtitles for hard of hearing

The BBC have confirmed today that any televised coverage of fireworks displays during New Year celebrations will include subtitles for the hearing-impaired. The move comes after the broadcaster...

Vertically Challenged Giant 06.01.12 12:50pm
Cross country runners kick sheep to death 0
nickb 06.01.12 12:46pm
KFC launches healthier "Shallow fried chicken" 4
Dumbnews 06.01.12 12:45pm
Comet to use George Formby tune "When I'm stealing windows" in new ad campaign 1
Iamthestig 06.01.12 12:41pm
Lorryload of French chicken fillets is burnt at Dover by angry boob farmers 0
ronseal 06.01.12 12:17pm
Men 'most unhappy about faulty beer belly implants'

The implants by the French firm Poly Implant Prothese (PIP) were banned in 2010 after they were found to contain industrial grade silicone gel, Stella Artois and Donner Kebabs and have an increased...

simonjmr 06.01.12 12:11pm
Criminalise Attempted Loitering call from Daily Mail. 0
bonjonelson 06.01.12 12:04pm
Alarm as report says brain function can deteriorate after just 4 to 5 pints 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.01.12 11:57am
Duncan Biscuit