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Scottish scientist 'plays God', creates artificial Fife. 4
QorbeQ 4 years
Mastermind finalists crumbling under sudden fame 1
Oxbridge 4 years

Many of this week's finalists in the wildly popular television talent show Mastermind are showing signs of distress under the pressure their new-found celebrity status has brought. Some psychologists...

Coalition agree Clegg 'will sit where Hague sat' next time 4
red 4 years

Excellent Red. Love it. Have some starry things...

2 year old Indonesian boy with 40 a day fag habit says he only smokes after sex. 0
wallster 4 years


First computer 'infected with manflu'. Phones in sick. 0
pinxit 4 years
Mars probe declared dead, NASA blame too much work and not enough rest and play. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Disappointment for 70s group "The First Class" 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

as Piz Buin shelve the idea to use their classic 1974 hit in adverts...

Cameron grilled in Parliament. 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

Now looks slightly less like a raw Value sausage...

Will Feral Children Turn You Gay? asks Daily Mail. 0
wallster 4 years

Scientists at Oxford University have concluded a decade long study into the effects of youthful anti-social behaviour on local residents' sexual orientation. Since 1997, the number of children...

PC infected with common cold 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

Screen sneezes and keyboard runs. See, also:,

BBC decision to update Dr Who’s Tardis proves controversial 0
Deimos 4 years

After many years using the traditional police box format for Dr Who’s Tardis, the BBC have finally decided to replace the icon with a more familiar structure. The BBC set designer for the Dr Who...

Mine-Spotting for Beginners 0
afternoonslow 4 years

MOD to introduce new cheap Adventure Breaks in Afghanistan., Tickets £25.00 (one way only)...

World economies collapse in absence of Bono's wisdom (extended remix) 0
ianslat 4 years

Stock markets around the world have been sent crashing today following the news that Bono's back surgery will keep him out of action for up to six weeks. 'Everyone knows that Bono tells virtually...

Eastbourne Council go ahead for 'Is There a Bus In Your Blind Spot' road sign 0
Camp Freddy 4 years
Michael Gove writing to all primary and secondary schools in England 0
Scroat 4 years

That will keep him busy...

Radio DJ sacked after 'quiet day at work' 0
jmcl 4 years
Isle of Wight to twin with Atlantis 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
BT urges unions to put strike threat on hold 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Fear of BA union insurgents grounds Iraqi Airways flights to London 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Ronnie Woods’ face to reform 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Hilary Clinton hesitant in urging South Koreans to swallow their anger 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Regional accents and speech impediments first casualties of BBC budget cuts 0
simonjmr 4 years

The BBC Trust today outlined the full impact of Recent public spending cuts on the BBC. Presenters with regional accents and speech impediments will be gradually phased out from the corporation. The...

You'll Never Stagger Alone 0
Camp Freddy 4 years

Pubs and clubs the length of England have been inundated with drinkers trying desperately to get in condition for the forthcoming World Cup., Wetherspoons report 'a late surge by casual and...

Numbers to be Limited. 0
afternoonslow 4 years

Queen's speech 2010 My government does not like Big Numbers., Big Numbers are Bad, and must be Cut., To this end, My government will introduce a Bill to Limit Big Numbers. This will be called...

UK wheeled luggage population continues to soar. 2
Stan Laurel 4 years

It has been confirmed that the official population of wheeled luggage items continues to grow confirming the British public’s love affair with the extending handed items, until recently considered...

Keanu Reeves’ next movie to feature ‘acting double’ 1
Genghis Cohen 4 years

Hollywood producers confirmed today that Keanu Reeves’ next blockbuster will be the first to feature a specialist who will stand in for the A-lister in sequences deemed too ambitious for an actor...

Religion followers demand royalties from comedians making jokes about them 2
Dumbnews 4 years
Viewers anxiously await season finale of "The Economy" 3
Dumbnews 4 years
Labour questions 'unaccountable' Office of Budget Responsibility... 1
deskpilot3 4 years

and demands oversight by a new regulator, The Office of Budget Responsibility Responsibility...

Office for National Statistics revises economic forecast to 'buggered'. 1
deskpilot3 4 years