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Glastonbury Police have issued an urgent,unreserved,apology concerning Dead Man in VIP toilets. They explain that in FACT it was Louis Walsh in state of stricture resulting from an attempt to get a...

GuevaraUK 26.06.11 10:17pm
Tories call in Joe the Plumber to fix broken Britain

In a surprise move the Conservative Party has called on Joe the Plumber, hero of the 2008 US presidential election campaign, to help them repair Britain’s broken society. ‘It is only by...

Genghis Cohen 26.06.11 9:26pm
Easily Offended Cinema-goers Union to stage walk-out 0
jp1885 26.06.11 7:36pm
Ministers rethink 'Crime Map' as spate of cock-and-balls appears across country

The much-vaunted 'crime map', a database that shows the locations of crimes across the UK, has become the victim of organised pranksters, it was revealed today. Following a decision to add the names...

26.06.11 7:31pm
Chinese Premier to raise issue of human rights after visit to Birmingham 1
Duncan Biscuit 26.06.11 6:46pm
Cameron to get tough on Portaloos and the causes of Portaloos. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 26.06.11 6:18pm
Al OPecia
PM pal passes in portaloo, Police preclude pharmaceuticals.

[s]Poor[/s] More Soon...

MADJEZ 26.06.11 5:47pm
High temperatures and bright sunshine lead to large fall in newsbiscuit subs 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 26.06.11 4:53pm
Dying in a rancid portaloo officially preferable to being lectured to by Bono 1
charlies_hat 26.06.11 4:22pm
Hacking suspect ‘has cough’ 1
Duncan Biscuit 26.06.11 3:20pm
the coarse whisperer
Culture Minister says UK to be 'New Tibet' 0
Dun Dunkin 26.06.11 2:29pm
Dun Dunkin
Gove says paedophiles could help out in schools during teachers’ strike 0
roybland 26.06.11 2:00pm
Tech support companies slam school-leavers lack of sarcasm skills.

A consortium of IT support call centres, computer and high street telephone retailers today called on the government to radically improve the smirking, sneering, eye-rolling and ironic intonation...

the coarse whisperer 26.06.11 10:57am
the coarse whisperer
"Send my accountant your old receipts" Bono urges fans, in Tax Relief appeal 1
ronseal 26.06.11 9:38am
Des Custard
Taliban issue new slogan T-shirts "Lose you head now, ask me how". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 26.06.11 9:03am
Al OPecia
al-Qaeda to rebrand as "Total Terrorism Management Solutions". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 26.06.11 9:02am
Al OPecia
Labour 'concerned' over Miliband's confusion about which party he leads

Leading Labour Party politicians are increasingly worried over Ed Miliband's inability to remember which party he leads.  ,  , The concern came after Miliband on Saturday mounted another attack...

roybland 26.06.11 7:42am
Al Qaeda in 'midget' recruitment drive, as worlds tiniest aircraft is unveiled.


charlieworth 26.06.11 7:28am
Study finds impact of psychiatrist's advice depends only on size of their bill 0
Dumbnews 26.06.11 5:37am
Man who shagged the future Queen of England regrets the experience

A man who claims to have shagged the future Queen of England says his sex life has gone downhill ever since. 'I regret the experience,' says Jock Sloane (32), who was at the University of St Andrews...

roybland 25.06.11 9:15pm
Broad-shouldered Sri Lankans demolish England 0
Christopher Frost 25.06.11 5:01pm
Christopher Frost
'God hates sycophants', says Archbishop of Canterbury 1
Christopher Frost 25.06.11 4:48pm
Nations Children Unprepared for Dystopian Future

In a stark warning to parents and children around the country, education secretary Michael Gove warned that the nations children are “woefully unprepared” for the dystopian future to come. In a...

Fox100 25.06.11 4:29pm
'Biblical' storm forecast in New York 0
Christopher Frost 25.06.11 4:20pm
Christopher Frost
‘Changes needed’ say Labour MPs after Mili ordeal 0
Duncan Biscuit 25.06.11 4:19pm
Duncan Biscuit
News that kills - Kews : Genetically altered Leopards roam in Botswana In what appears to be a freak of nature unseen since the advent of Andrew Loyd Webber, Botswana faces a new threat to local tribes, and the very trees that live...

25.06.11 4:15pm
Suspect UK consignment of e-coli to France is found to have cucumber on it 0
Basil_B 25.06.11 4:10pm
Cameron: 'Protect children from left-wing filth'

The Prime Minister announced radical proposals today, which he believes will help protect children from the 'corrupting influence' of left-wing websites. Under the plans, internet service providers...

Christopher Frost 25.06.11 4:02pm
Christopher Frost
Yankey: "Don't compare us to men's football because we're just very bad"

England star Rachel Yankey is urging new fans of the team not to compare the women's style of play with what they are used to in the men's game, especially all of the fluent passing, tackling and...

JohnA 25.06.11 3:32pm
Chaos as Barrymore gatecrashes Sir Eltons party

Elton Johns annual ball descended into chaos when gatecrasher Michael Barrymore turned up wearing just a pair of swimming trunks. Whilst a worried looking Sir Elton entertained guests at the...

Dr Alan Reshey 25.06.11 2:31pm
Dr Alan Reshey