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The Inquiry Executive Summary 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'Lets face it the UK is an army of occupation and these things are consistent with that idiom'. More BS later...

Cows backside unharmed following attack with banjo by England strikers 2
edward hack 4 years

Moo soooon...

Cameron apologies for Bloody Sunday. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Especially as his afternoon garden party was rained off causing him to cancel several friends and some local members of the hunt, ' bloody sunday was a complete wash out and I lost the deposit for...

Pope tumbles undercover sting after officer forgets to wax himself 'everywhere' 1
QorbeQ 4 years
Green blames fumble on being temporarily possessed by the ghost of Ray Charles 0
Basil_B 4 years

Well it's a more credible excuse than blaming the ball...

Italy's first half captitulation brought back memories of WWII Africa 1942. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Speaking of his teams first half efforts a misty eyed Italian Manager Marcel Lippi said ' The way we rolled over and let Paraquay take the lead was not unlike the performance given by our Army at El...

Bill Gates' wife reveals why husband's company called 'Microsoft'. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
Therapist blames Green for not catching his train home after session. 0
Basil_B 4 years

'It was supposed to me influencing him, not the other way round' said the enraged Italian sport psychotherapist...

Britain to have a longer year to lower its debt 0
Iamthestig 4 years

With debts rising and the interest payments alone looking at potentially crippling the British economies recovery, a drastic solution has been suggested by the Chancellor. Britain is to go ahead and...

Tennis fans welcome vuvuzelas at Wimbledon 23
Mary Evans 4 years

News that vuvuzelas and other musical instruments are to be permitted at this year’s Wimbledon has been greeted enthusiastically by tennis fans as they prepare for the tournament next week....

Tougher Rules Needed On Flesh Eating Bacteria Petting Zoos 4
Svendo 4 years

The EU is urging stricter regulation on childrens petting zoos specializing in flesh eating viruses and bacteria after a string of infections. Sally Macdonald contracted a rare strain of necrotizing...

ITV get 545 complaints about horrible whining noise during World cup games... 0
Iamthestig 4 years

But say in their defence that Adrian Chiles has only been with them a month, so give him time. It's hoped the Christine Bleakley noise suppressant device will be in place soon...

Study concludes Brainwashed Children are less likely to have dirty thoughts 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Coroner's report concludes that Autoerotica addict drank himself to death. 0
wallster 4 years

., ., ., [repost from a couple of years ago]...

BBC solves vuvuzela dilemma 0
riesler 4 years

Joe Pasquale to take over as commentator so vuvuzelas can be electronically removed...

'New interpretation' shows Nostradamus predicted Dizzee Rascal/James Corden hit 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Robert Green returns to UK following 'authentic sounding' family emergency call 1
QorbeQ 4 years

More soon. (Thanks to Basil_B)...

Skye B&B receives unexpected £12 billion take-over offer 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Latest fitness news on England is that Robert Green is unfortunatley fit. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Fit enough to play and fuck up again like Saturday...

Urban legend website 'actually exists' claim internet explorers 2
QorbeQ 4 years
Ray Bann to rename sunglasses as "Letching Specs" for men 0
simonjmr 4 years

Ray Bann to sponsor "Tit Tuesday" as part of the launch campaign...

If you're driving close enough to read this sign, you think I'm a prat. 1
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Daring theatre company to stage 'Eyre in a G-String' 0
dicky37 4 years

'Bronte in Brief', the experimental theatre troupe famous for actors performing in revealing lingerie today unveiled its newest project, a reworking of Jane Eyre. Eyre in a G-String marks the...

Brown "the clown" left to sweat over England selection 0
TerribleTim 4 years

Tabloid journalist Mike Brown today spoke in defence of his performance following a disastrous review of Saturdays crunch match between England and the United States. Brown “the clown” as he has...

Draconians hail halt to vetting 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Sex in the City DVD 'will cost an extra fiver if you want it bareback say Amazon 0
edward hack 4 years
Doctor Who assistant 'could be sexier' says fan society 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Doctor Who fans have given their unanimous support to actress Karen Gillan as she defended the sexiness of her character Amy Pond. Some viewers have gone so far as to request that the 22-year-old...

Dr Who producers deny Dr Who story denial story, just cheap Dr Who publicity 1
Rorschach 4 years

The BBC issued a statement today denying that their earlier story denying that the latest Dr Who’s assistant is just ‘too sexy’ was just a shallow attempt at publicity. The statement read,,...

British Mii stag groups banned from Wii Resort during party season. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Shaolin monks ejected from World Cup Match accused of advertising beer 0
Ian Searle 4 years

FIFA ejected 36 Shaolin monk football fans from a World Cup match for wearing their distinctive orange robe. They claimed the robes were made by a Bavarian beer company and, despite the outfits...