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'Lunch break creep' finally swallows both elevenses and 3pm smoking break. 0
la maga 4 years
Paul Gascoigne brings pork pies and beer to sort out Israel-Palestine conflict 4
Oxbridge 4 years
Bear Grylls to get own talk show 0
LittleSpender 4 years
Lifesize portraits of China's head of state to be placed in all Walmarts 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Pre-op Paratrooper caught with his pants down. 0
BlackAndroid 4 years

Ex paratrooper Brigadier Boreham was behind bars last night after being exposed . It came to light this man was masquerading as a pre-op transsexual but was nothing more than an heterosexual sex...

Former Enron CEO expresses interest in working for BP 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Opera singer admits, "I just get drunk and make it all up." More soon. 3
dominic_mcg 4 years
Ask whore for brutal back massage and save £1000s on physiotherapy says expert 0
ronseal 4 years
Questioning L'Oreal heiress "Not worth it" say French police 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Surgeons disappointed as face transplant man "frankly, still ugly" 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Suspended Lord Prescott strenuously denies guffing accusations.. 1
Sharpehunter 4 years

History is made as the Honourable Lord Prescott of Boats, Pugilism and the Common Peoples Right to Tripe is suspended from the House of Lords. Earlier today there was absolute chaos as the House of...

Depressed AA man heading for a breakdown... 1
4 years
Government abolishes itself by mistake 0
Zadok the second 4 years

The coalition government’s cuts programme has accidentally ended up cutting itself to the point where it can no longer fulfil itself, a leaked report has found. “The ‘bonfire of the quangos’...

Simon Cowell's new show to be the search for the Whore of Babylon 4
whickerman 4 years

Simon Cowell has confirmed what most of the public already suspected, that he is the Devil and that his new show is going to be the search for the whore of Babylon. Bookmakers have confirmed that...

Eponymous Mysterious Girl 'not really that mysterious' admits Peter Andre 1
jp1885 4 years

The media circus surrounding pop sensation Peter Andre since the break up of his marriage to model Jordan has gone into overdrive today, after the singer admitted that the inspiration behind his 1995...

NHS tells middle aged cat lady that her babies are obese 0
4 years

When Elaine Cartwright described her cats as her 'babies', she didn't realise that the NHS had listed Fluffy, Smudge, Kittykins, BooBoo, Yogi, Blackie and Tiddles as her biological offspring or that...

George Best Belfast City Airport to be renamed 0
greg various 4 years

Hurricane Higgins Belfast City Airport. Who's next please?...

War! Huh! What is it good for, asks presenter at new War is Great seminar 0
ronseal 4 years

Wars have had a bad press, and they have many benefits, said the star speaker at the War-Ex exhibition opening at Olympia today. Tony Blair, once a prime minister, said he despairs at the pessimism...

House of Lords evacuated following suspected gas attack.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years
Get rich rebranding old belief systems, advises New Labour brand guru Tony Blair 0
ronseal 4 years

Tony Blair, Mr New Labour, made a fortune out of rebranding an old movement that looked doomed. And now, for a small sum, he want to teach you to do the same., He's launching his new Belief-U-Brand...

UK World Cup team secretly running Afghan war, lose control of the ball 0
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years
CEO to be Tarred and Feathered in traditional BP leaving ceremony 1
Iamthestig 4 years
Ex BP CEO Tony Hayward to set up vegetable advertising agency... 0
Iamthestig 4 years

Their speciality is plugging leeks!...

Grace Jones Mourns Sad Loss of Black Box Inventor.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

The San Fernando Times today revealed that Grace Jones has gone into hiding following the recent tragic death of David Warren, inventor of the Black Box. It is understood that Grace Jones...

Black Box Inventor Plagarised Schroedingers Cat... 1
Sharpehunter 4 years

Recently discovered diaries written and maintained by David Warren, the Australian inventor of the 'Black Box' have revealed that he may or may not have used Schroedingers Cat in the early...

Animal protester who dressed in lettuce leaves is murdered by slugs. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years

Aussie inventor of the Airplanes black box is put inside one of his own 0
arrghgarry 4 years

devices to see how he died...

Yorkshire Launches New Online Auction site, 3
mugwump 4 years

Yorkshire Launches Online Auction site

US attacks Preston Airport. 'That'll teach them scotch bastards' says CIA chief. 16
Ostsee 4 years
Housewife ‘distraught’ after her lounge is downgraded to living-room 8
roybland 4 years

Relatives were today comforting a 56-year-old Bacup woman after her bungalow’s lounge was downgraded in status to living-room. Mrs Hilda Williams said she had been looking forward to a visit from...