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Frog legs may contain traces of poultry. They taste like chicken. 1
weematt 05.03.13 12:32pm
Nunnion Splendacular
MOD confirms Doncaster job centre as new British Army HQ 0
Nowherefast 05.03.13 11:26am
‘Weird old weight loss trick’ was heroin addiction - 2

An investigation into internet adverts proclaiming that you can lose belly fat fast has discovered that the ‘one weird old tip’ mentioned is actually an addiction to heroin. ‘We suspected that...

Vertically Challenged Giant 05.03.13 11:07am
Grantham Labour group calls for Sacrificial Alter in Honour of Margret Thatcher

Labour Councillors want support to build a sacrificial alter to honor former prime minister Margret thatcher in home town of Grantham. Grantham Local Sue Smithson said "it could be a great way to...

confuzzled 05.03.13 9:32am
Enter Farage stage right, wrapped in flag of St George

This royal throne of kings, this scepter'd isle,, This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,, This other Eden, demi-paradise,, This fortress built by Nature for herself, Against infection and the...

the peoples poet 05.03.13 9:25am
Q Flees Hospital As Charles Suggests She Be Transferred To South Staffs 0
Titus 05.03.13 9:09am
The Queen: Mid Staffs Update

Dr Emina Sithole of the Mid Staffs Trust has just made the following statement: "The Queen's testicles have been removed successfully and she is now recovering in the Service Corridor."...

blacklesbianandproudofit 05.03.13 8:50am
Dick Everyman
Helen Mirren reprises oscar winning performance in The Queen No.2

However, Mark Commode said she was shit...

Dick Everyman 05.03.13 8:10am
Dick Everyman
Controversy as hospital starts selling "Royal Souvenirs"

King Edward VII's Hospital has hit back at criticism of it's decision to sell "souvenirs" from the Queen's recent attendance. "In the current financial climate, it's sensible to make best use of all...

apepper 05.03.13 8:05am
Queen 'just couldn't stop going' once she had broken the royal seal 0
medici2471 05.03.13 7:50am
You can take a prostitute to the theatre...

but you can't make her think Neat-O...

Ironduke 05.03.13 3:56am
Bradford crook was so posh he had his own batman...

I'll get my coat,

MADJEZ 04.03.13 11:25pm
Bradford Batman - 'As a symbol I can be as incorruptible as Yorkshire pudding.' 0
custard cream 04.03.13 10:56pm
custard cream
'Batman' disappeared without completing paperwork

A man dressed as the caped crusader Batman who handed over a wanted man at a Bradford police station disappeared into the night 'without completing the required paperwork', say West Yorkshire police....

roybland 04.03.13 10:35pm
Pippa Middleton 'bitterly resentful' over attention given to Queen's arse 3
pere floza 04.03.13 8:34pm
Queen tells doctor it's her anus horriblis 1
04.03.13 8:32pm
Smoking found to prevent diseases of old age

Recent statistical analysis of the effects of smoking on health have shown a remarkable correlation between the use of cigarettes and the prevention of the diseases of old age. The research,...

bumtrinket 04.03.13 8:20pm
Not Amused
New doubts cast on Theory of Evolution

Veteran God basher and professor of microbiology at Brayknee College, Oxford, Sir Richard Dawkins, admitted today he was ‘unable to explain’ QPR’s remarkable away win at Southampton on Saturday...

blacklesbianandproudofit 04.03.13 8:09pm
reel STATE of the ARTS

statement of in TENT 4 emin the £$um-body-womb with a view "eminism? F!eminism! art? F!art! gone on the wind again on a GAIN! pen is penis 2 screw ewe. F.U.?C-king speak 2 ewe miss-leading ewe. SH!I...

politics1uk 04.03.13 7:45pm
Proposed Saville “Biopic” causes outrage

Leaked details of the “Biopic,” entitled, “Mummy I Spunked the kids,” has resulted in unprecedented uproar and its future may now be in doubt! More soon…...

hero2zero 04.03.13 7:41pm
Queen ignores Philip's advice to "dress in brown for next few days" 0
sydalg 04.03.13 7:39pm
Philip Tartaglia named interim head of Church, Corleone family "disappointed" 0
reforse 04.03.13 7:21pm
Charles hopeful as Queen calls it squits 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 04.03.13 7:02pm
Traces of Audi driver DNA found in urban cyclists 0
simonjmr 04.03.13 6:31pm
Nigel Farage confirmed for Strictly Come Dancing 2013.

UKIP leader Nigel Farage has become the first celebrity to be confirmed for this year’s series of Strictly Come Dancing, and he’s putting it down to the party’s success in the recent Eastleigh...

TheNewsWalrus 04.03.13 5:47pm
Cameron statue opposed by anti-litter groups

A proposal to erect a statue of David Cameron in his Witney constituency is being strongly opposed by anti-litter groups. The statue's supporters say it is to commemorate the fact that Cameron is...

roybland 04.03.13 4:45pm
Catholic Churches failure to discriminate against gay Priests lead to hypocrisy

Job application should have included risk assessment to exclude gay men from becoming priests and endanger the all male staff and choir boys with potential sexual activity. After all it is known...

4ty2 04.03.13 4:18pm
Osborne: Pothole-filling ‘more important than Trident’

Sources close to Chancellor George Osborne today sensationally confirmed the UK’s Trident defence programme will be scrapped with immediate effect in the upcoming budget to pay for road pothole...

Reg Herring 04.03.13 3:37pm
Reg Herring
Queen's true medical problem revealed to be the clap. Diarrhoea merely a cover.

Her Majesty's planned trip to Italy, which is now known to have been timed to coincide with Silvio Berlusconi's "come-back special bunga bunga plus" soiree, has had to be cancelled. However, she is...

scribbler 04.03.13 2:58pm

.., Button beat me to it Queen was attempting ultimate Elvis tribute, report rescuers...

cinquecento 04.03.13 1:49pm