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Suarez says ban is "typical of the English". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 21.12.11 11:39am
dominic_mcg
More High St woe as broker issues Thorntons almond marzipan chocolate warning 0
Duncan Biscuit 21.12.11 10:29am
Duncan Biscuit
French breast implants downgraded to triple D status 0
Duncan Biscuit 21.12.11 10:28am
Duncan Biscuit
Government borrowing falls £2.3bn after Eric Pickles cancels lunch 0
Duncan Biscuit 21.12.11 10:27am
Duncan Biscuit
Despite visiting RELATE, separated Warsaw couple still Poles apart 3
Smart Alex 21.12.11 9:42am
dvo4fun
UK to develop home-grown "European style" tourist attractions

In the latest attempt to distance the UK from Europe, the Government has announced that a range of tourist attractions will be renamed or redeveloped to imitate European sights. The intention is to...

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Son of Barnabas 21.12.11 9:22am
dvo4fun
Oliver Hardy impersonators urged not to rest on their Laurels 2
DorsetBoy 21.12.11 9:17am
dvo4fun
Daily Mail: "Being tiny dictator on a train gives you heart failure"

More details to follow...

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apepper 21.12.11 8:55am
Son of Barnabas
Santa disappointment as Ventnor pensioner becomes Korean leader

Children at Ventnor’s annual Christmas Fayre were left in tears today when told that Father Christmas had called off his scheduled appearance. It was no consolation when they found out the unlikely...

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Son of Barnabas 21.12.11 8:49am
Immunis
                               Cameron bans Left Alignment 15
bonjonelson 21.12.11 8:49am
Son of Barnabas
OJ Borg recaptured by Madame Tussauds 1
Dickens or Shakespeare 21.12.11 8:22am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Thai floating market stock rises 30% in recent floods

This may no longer be topical...

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gaijintendo 21.12.11 12:58am
DorsetBoy
Weekend at Bon Jovi's prove rocker still alive claim short sighted party goers 0
thisisall1word 20.12.11 11:30pm
thisisall1word
Sculpture 'stolen for scrap' NB apologise for 'artwork's crap' headline.

More trypoes soon...

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MADJEZ 20.12.11 9:51pm
MADJEZ
Earth sized planet spotted..... approaching Earth from a Galaxy far far away.

http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/7/71/DSI_hdapproach.jpg...

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MADJEZ 20.12.11 9:38pm
MADJEZ
Pulitzer Prize winner Piers Morgan hits out at tabloid journalism.

More holier than thou testimony soon...

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MADJEZ 20.12.11 9:31pm
MADJEZ
Berlusconi collection to be sold at Christies

Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has announced that he will be selling his private collection of prostitutes' calling cards, which he has been collecting from phoneboxes in major...

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Username 20.12.11 8:33pm
dvo4fun
Kim Jong merrily on high - A Korean Khristmas Karol

(To the tune of Ding Dong merrily on high) Kim Jong-Il now has died,, In North Korea they're crying,, Kim Jong-un now will try,, To keep his army fighting....

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Perks 20.12.11 8:23pm
dvo4fun
Piers Morgan triumph as 20 members of Leveson enquiry double his TV audience

Piers Morgan's video link appearance before the Leveson enquiry has broken all records for viewers of the former tabloid editor. Justice Leveson was asked why Morgan hadn't been required to attend in...

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apepper 20.12.11 8:19pm
dvo4fun
Leveson enquiry to be retitled 'Piers Morgans Lie Stories' 0
Ian Searle 20.12.11 8:14pm
Ian Searle
Referees Introduced to Ensure that Riots are Run to Government Rules

The Home Affairs Committee investigating behaviour of rioters and the police during the summer is to introduce rules and referees to manage future riots in the UK. To quote from the report summary,...

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Immunis 20.12.11 6:44pm
dvo4fun
"It's de location that counts!" Says Channel 4's Phil Spencer

The state of the UK economy has dictated a re-think of Channel 4's flagship property-porn programme 'Relocation, Relocation', which becomes 'Delocation, Delocation' in 2012. There had been numerous...

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dvo4fun 20.12.11 6:38pm
dvo4fun
Confusion Over Meaning Of Big Society Blamed For Obesity Rise

Public misunderstanding over Cameron’s Big Society policy has been blamed for a dramatic increase in obesity it was revealed yesterday. The flagship government policy was misunderstood by many to...

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UnoEye 20.12.11 6:21pm
Immunis
Croissant thief ‘kneads the dough'

“my boss has been promising me a raise, but he’s just full of hot air”., http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8967833/Croissant-thief-on-the-loose-in-France.html...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 20.12.11 6:10pm
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World’s smallest bible discovered as CERN detects the ‘Word of God Particle’ 0
Immunis 20.12.11 6:02pm
Immunis
North Korean Onion Ring bust by police

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36382, +, http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36449, =, this...

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bonjonelson 20.12.11 5:54pm
bonjonelson
Surrey police penetrate local onion ring 1
Son of Barnabas 20.12.11 5:40pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Relief as Kim Jong 'Un', Kim Jong 'Il' revealed to be local football result 1
cinquecento 20.12.11 5:25pm
cinquecento
Claus speaks out: "We've all worked for Ovalteenies since '53" 0
Drylaw 20.12.11 4:59pm
Drylaw
Clegg's face wins 2011 Smacked Arse crown 1
Drylaw 20.12.11 4:52pm
Drylaw