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And now the weather for Afghanistan 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

There will be severe blood loss in the South, followed by a wave of grieving late into the week. Outbreaks of gunfire in the North will slowly die away as the smell of opium smoke moves in later in...

Achaeologists disappointed that gladiator skeletons fail to rise up and fight 0
Ludicity 4 years
John Terry stretchered off after receiving Brazilain wacks from behind 1
edward hack 4 years

or is that a bit too below the belt...

Prime Minister's Questions to be followed by Deputy PM's milk and nap time 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Ferdinand's knee unable to bear weight of expectation 0
Gary Stanton 4 years
National telephone helpline established... 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

for those who fear they might be living next to the nicest guy you could ever hope to meet...

Local man gives up life of nothing for life of riches 0
Dumbnews 4 years
BP searches for solution in the anonymous blogosphere 0
Dumbnews 4 years
This Seasons Sealife Fashions 0
Svendo 4 years

Fishnets are out...

AC Milan agree record fee to take Rafael Bentiz to Inter 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Guardian - Stephen Fry crowns "most beautiful twat" 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Ant or Dec win BAFTA 2
virtuallywill 4 years

PJ and Duncan gutted...

Catholic body OfTed criticises schools 3
sauce 4 years

Religious indoctrination is inadequate in ninety-eight percent of secondary schools, according to Catholic watchdog OfTed who visited 1830 primary and secondary schools. The Church of England said...

Cumbria to be twinned with Helmand 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Not just opium and nuclear waste bringing communities together...

Mumsnet Closing in on Al Qaeda 1
allmyownstunts 4 years, the elite online band of opinion-forming mums, is winning the war against Al Qaeda, where the entire might of the Western world has hitherto struggled. “We were having an online...

Living on a Prayer 'no substitute for balanced diet' say scientists 1
Mrblacker 4 years
No English hurt in Scottish train derailment 0
virtuallywill 4 years

train may be delayed...

BP Cap a mixed success ... 0
moonbeam 4 years

With the BP share price sliding down a greasy slope, the latest news is that Before Petroleum appears to have capped, at least temporarily, the Gulf coast oil spill and are pumping up to 10k barrels...

Parents' delight as teenager treats home like hotel 1
QorbeQ 4 years

A couple from Wolverhampton are recommending that more parents try to convince their children to look after their home as if it wasn't their own, saying they are 'genuinely surprised' at the results....

Lovesick miners & coal merchant sign up for new Carbon Dating service in droves 3
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Car crash 'less likely to cause cancer than cigarettes' says new NICE guideline. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
CCTV to monitor CCTV cameras 1
Mrblacker 4 years

Essex Police, along with Saffron Walden Town Council, have announced plans to erect more CCTV cameras so they can protect and monitor the CCTV cameras already installed there. The move follows a...

Cap catches 10,000 gallons but owner cant find a toilet big enough to flush away 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Ruthless England seal innings win 3
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Questions are raised about a recent string of wins. Captain position under scrutiny. Barmy Army identity crisis. 'We can't be a Barmy Army if we're winning?'...

BP hopes to catch ‘vast majority’ of oil 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Leaked oil to be sold in £1 souvenir bottles by enterprising beachcomber. 'To say you have some of the real biggest slick ever will be like saying you have some of the real Berlin wall'. Also comes...

Labour's gay group, understandably, no longer keen on Greencoat Boy 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
World Cup fans injured in stampede to avoid another Heskey mis-timed tackle 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
England jubilant after winning Dishwasher Loading World Cup 2010 4
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Brian Moore, skipper of the victorious England team still bedecked with flags and scarves from adoring fans held the World Cup aloft before passing it on to his team-mates. We were lucky enough to...

Clegg clarifies recent statement: 'Of course it will be worse than Thatcher' 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

More explaining later...

Cameron Arrested for Illegal Trading at End of Downing Street 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Prime Minister Cameron was arrested this afternoon, by the police, for illegal trading., Items confiscated by the police included a dodgy range of 'Call Me Dave' cosmetics and a small desk sign,...