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Miliband urges thorough probe into News of the World hacking scandal

by urging investigating authorities to tap the phones of suspects...

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Basil_B 09.04.11 8:13pm
Basil_B
Daily Mail offers incentive to improve readership.

Dangling a carrot for readers is the way the Mail today enticed readers to buy their paper with the gift of a packet of carrot seeds. This offer was emblazoned across the front page. Some papers had...

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OldThingy 09.04.11 7:21pm
OldThingy
Clergy accused of name-calling

Criticism was launched at the Clergy today when it was realised that churches across the country have been holding ceremonies specially arranged for name-calling. Vicars and churchmen have been...

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OldThingy 09.04.11 7:08pm
OldThingy
DOH!

See chat room...

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beau-jolly 11.04.11 2:35pm
Screenie
New speed limit guidelines are simple explains PC Professor Burrows

“The formula is quite easy”, the learned policeman smiled. “The speed you can go beyond the limit before being done may be expressed as (S1-S) > ((S/((100-E)/100)+/-...

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beau-jolly 09.04.11 3:27pm
beau-jolly
Newry bomb "sophisticated" - found stuffed full of opera sheet music. More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 09.04.11 3:43pm
be reasonable
Lexicographers at a loss to explain why "limerick" doesn't rhyme perfectly . 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 09.04.11 12:54pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
Public fail to gain admission to Aintree as course packed with A-Z listed celebs

Angry scenes were witnessed today outside Aintree racecourse for todays Grand National as members of the general public failed to gain entry to the course because the capacity had already been taken...

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Basil_B 09.04.11 1:11pm
FormerlyAlOPecia
Courts to accept 'can't do mental arithmetic' defense in speeding cases. 0
the coarse whisperer 09.04.11 12:24pm
the coarse whisperer
General Synod to accept 'Life of Brian' version as most accurate

In what has been seen as the most profound U-turn in Christian thinking in months the General Synod of the Church of England have finally conceded that the Monty Python version of the gospel story is...

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Steve Wilson 10.04.11 12:01pm
Screenie
Speed limits to allow a margin of ((S/0.9)+9[or 6])-S in F(44/37) areas

84.09% of Police forces have adopted a policy penalising speed limits exceeding a range from 42.334mph in a 30mph zone to 86.78mph on the motorway. However for 15.91% of forces the limits will remain...

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beau-jolly 09.04.11 3:59pm
be reasonable
Cameron not to renew Clegg's internship. 0
the coarse whisperer 09.04.11 11:51am
the coarse whisperer
Cameron Definite About Attending Royal Wedding....

..But may have a rethink and may call for a postponement.it all dependsbut definitely maybe.he thinks...

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Jesse Bigg 09.04.11 11:22am
Jesse Bigg
BBC are keen for O'Reilly to fill Dando's shoes

In an attempt to illustrate there is no hard feeling about loosing in court to ageist claimant Miriam O'Reilly the BBC have offered the ex Country File presenter a place on the next series of...

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Steve Wilson 09.04.11 3:44pm
be reasonable
Management guru told me to Think the Unthinkable pleads Rose West 0
ronseal 09.04.11 10:24am
ronseal
SAS to launch own brand poo bags for people who pick up after dogs or commandos

SAS poo bags, used to clear up evidence that member of the crack unit are in enemy territory, are to be launched as a commercial spin off aimed at dog owners and anyone else who has to clean up poo....

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ronseal 09.04.11 9:05am
Screenie
FC Tokyo vs Newcastle United friendly planned

Japan to be placed on Toon Army alert...

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Screenie 10.04.11 4:06pm
ronseal
Child used by kidnapper as mattress found to be severely orthopaedic 0
Screenie 08.04.11 11:32pm
Screenie
Attempt to beat world gangbang record begins...

more to cum...

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Screenie 08.04.11 11:30pm
Screenie
Truth is "on the increase" due to Blair being out of the country and...

because the Daily Sport has ceased publication...

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deskpilot3 09.04.11 9:04am
Screenie
Fans furious as Status Quo Tribute Band is replaced by real thing. More soon. 4
FormerlyAlOPecia 09.04.11 11:36am
Basil_B
News Biscuit International apologised today.

Not for hacking, but for publishing imaginary stories for several years...

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Tammy Flugh 09.04.11 9:09am
Screenie
Court case halted as Rooney refuses to swear oath

When speaking to the BBC news cameras he stated, 'I wasn't going to make that fucking mistake again. Oh bollocks'...

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Screenie 08.04.11 7:40pm
be reasonable
NoW journalist with bad cough admits hacking 0
beau-jolly 08.04.11 2:57pm
beau-jolly
Samuel L Jackson asked to read bible passage from Pulp FIction at Royal Wedding

There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name...

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simonjmr 08.04.11 6:41pm
rikkor
Balloon industry fears redundancies as plans to restrict inflation are unveiled

Providers of bouncy castles are also deeply concerned but a government spokesman stated that people needed to 'stop blowing things out of all proportion'...

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Screenie 09.04.11 9:13am
Screenie
Actors strike as protest to arts cuts. No-one notices.

Leading actors including Sir Patrick Stewart and Samuel West are among those protesting against arts cuts., Sir Pat flounced, “We don’t know where the axe will fall next but it is unlikely to...

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beau-jolly 08.04.11 11:06pm
rikkor
New Grand National fence the John McCririck sideburn to be introduced this year 0
Basil_B 08.04.11 12:29pm
Basil_B
Birmingham hairdresser accused of grooming 22 girls

Did I miss something here?...

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beau-jolly 08.04.11 12:28pm
beau-jolly
BBC to update another old drama: Dr. Finely's Facebook

Moorland soon, Janet...

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beau-jolly 08.04.11 2:25pm
beau-jolly