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TV journalist at the scene admits 'I have literally no idea what is going on.' 5
MightyBlair 4 years

More as soon as somebody tells me something else...

Glasgow pub fight sparked by innocent quiz night answer of 'King Canute' 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Football community "confused and shocked" after player appears to feign injury. 0
dogwheels 4 years
Cool, creamy Philadelphia 'actually quite temperate' say Pennsylvanian residents 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Ballet graduates still only need a 2:2 to get a job. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Twenty-two men on a pitch 'well above occupancy limit' says campsite owner 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Tony Blair Launches the Tony Blair Wealth Foundation 0
SallyOldcow 4 years

[center]http://i981.photobucket.com/albums/ae292/SallyOldcow/tony-blair-wealthfoundation_810.png[/center] Burj Al Arab, Dubai, 6 July 2010. It has been only a few days since Former Prime Minister...

Sting hires armed guards after Moat threatens to harm members of the Police 0
Ddigon o broblem 4 years

More to follow...

Family barbecue ruined by police raid after neighbour installs burger alarm 0
QorbeQ 4 years

More soon. [Bit of a flava of MrBlacker there.]...

Nick Robinson buys toupee on the proceeds of his may election overtime 0
Basil_B 4 years
Bachelor arrested over toxic bin 0
Mrblacker 4 years

A 27 year old Sussex man is in custody tonight, after being arrested under anti-terrorist legislation. Armed officers swooped on an address in the village of Petworth just after midday, after...

Alan Hansen to become new Defence Secretary. 0
Reggie Bumstead 4 years
Andrew Ridgley appointed George Michael's chauffeur to save his (Georges) career 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Athlete free to compete as tests prove she's just ugly 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Cheryl tells barman that she really asked for mojitos. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Local man gives up modern conveniences to learn why they are needed 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Tibet celebrates the launch of new newspaper, The Daily Lama. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Outrage at Silverstones' plans for Burger King drive-through. 0
twookey 4 years

Bernie Eclestone has risked the wrath of the Formula 1 faithful by proposing a fast food chain restaurant be built on the circuit at the home of British motor racing. Ecclestone insists that it's...

Students need 2:1 degrees to get jobs. 'This is outrageous' says NUS chap. 1
Griffin 4 years

My blooody father never needed to work at university, just slept around, got pissed and turned up to do the odd exam, got a pass degree then went into advertising. I think that is what mummy said he...

Mosquito treated for Cherylcolia 1
Scroat 4 years
After reforming the electoral, Clegg wants to work on reforming Abba. 0
Basil_B 4 years

'While i'm on a roll' said the excitable Deputy...

Fleming's right hand rule 'inspiration' for generations of rappers. 0
Zadok the second 4 years

http://www.performing-musician.com/pm/apr08/images/thumbs/TechNotes_01.jpg More soon...

Police confirm they are lowering the draw-bridge on Moat. 4
The All New Jeni B 4 years
Malaria: Becoz yewer werth it 0
Scroat 4 years

Typhoid soon...

Gay vampires to be called "Camphires" under diversity guidelines 1
simonjmr 4 years
Bankers to wear Hi Viz Community Payback Jackets Till Debt Paid Off. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

An investigation has begun into some bankers paying other people to wear the Hi Viz 'Community Payback jackets. 'It not like we are short of cash', said one anonymous Banker. 'Lets face it we are all...

Coalition: Mass Sacking of Female Civil Servants Gives Increase in Home Baking 0
thisisall1word 4 years

The Coalition Government took an important step towards realising its target to double the number of those out of work by removing the bureaucratic red tape of having to pay redundancy money to...

'Foxy HuntGo' 2
Bob 4 years

The rise in fox numbers in urban centres has sparked a new craze amongst youth groups across the country, urban fox hunting. Urban fox hunting has taken off in such epidemic proportions local...

Fox swipes chops in posh shop, nips tot, trots. Shot. 0
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years
Hemorrhoid attached to John Prescotts arse is desperate to be cauterised away. 0
Basil_B 4 years

'The discomfort has become so intolerable, not to mention the embarrasment ' said the hemorrhoid in question...