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Hot water cannons prepared as Police switch tactics from 'Kettle' to 'Cafetière' 2
pinxit 4 years
student protestes still try to get into prison via clearence or kettle procedure 0
4ty2 4 years

trying to bypass expensive tuition fees by getting into prison and get free access to studying either under the human rights act or as part of the rehabilitation program. As the state can't afford to...

thousands of student protesters failed to get degree 0
4ty2 4 years

for taking part in the practical degree cours in "how to change a political decision process" but at least some got a bage of honour in making it to the front page...

Met Police bring out own Kettle Chips: Chilly student flavour. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
"Made in China" chair wins Nobel peace prize 3
Dumbnews 4 years
Giant complains to the Press Council about NB writers standing on his soldiers. 4
Malcum eggs 4 years
Student pokes Camilla ,Charles admits it is his first threesome. 0
Malcum eggs 4 years
Nick Clegg to star in remake of Trumpton 1
Bismarck 4 years

The BBC refused to comment last night that Deputy prime minister Nick Clegg had been asked to appear in a special Christmas edition of the children's favourite Trumpton. The episode. rumoured to...

Horror as Charles & Camilla realise they're off to the Royal Variety Performance 1
Stan 4 years

Government cuts reach Trumpton - Dibble and Grubb to be sacked. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
“Tough choices”, admits Clegg: “manifesto pledges or big black car?”… 1
Doylem 4 years
Government drops Beauty tax idea in favour of 'ugly tax'.. 0
Bismarck 4 years

'It's a far more financially sound idea' says Osborne...

camilla and charles extatic over London DOE outdoor activity 0
4ty2 4 years

apart from good outdoor survival skills in street combat and the ability to light fires in public places this years bunch also showed exceptional skills in artistic expression. The shattered window...

Police Advise 'Kettled' Students... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.to bring a jerry next time...

Cameron Denies Tory Party Name Change... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.to 'Trash and Sod Them Party.' 'No 90% bonus tax on our bankers. Eh?'...

Cameron jails rioting students. Ken Clark immediately frees them. 0
Jammydodgers 4 years

"If we can't even afford to teach them, we certainly can't afford to lock them up!" says the Justice secretary!...

Davros to sue Steven Hawkin for character infringement 0
Bismarck 4 years

more later...

Stool threatens war after being overlooked for Nobel peace prize ... 0
Kramaring 4 years
FIA's "Anything goes" rule sees new Hooded-Claw-Renault Team 0
Alixir 4 years

The FIA rule makers today controversially committed to "Anything goes" for the 2011 season in an attempt to make the sport more exciting. The move, initially part of the turn-around on the Masa...

Chinese bloke gets Nobel Prize for Woodwork 0
ramblesnake 4 years

Nice chair...

Warning “not to panic buy” petrol creates panic throughout Scotland… 0
Doylem 4 years

“Next time we’ll try reverse psychology”, said spokesman ruefully…...

US geneticists engineer world's first one-legged bison, creating unison 0
dicky37 4 years

[More soon]...

Camilla now frigid “unless bedroom is full of rioting students”… 0
Doylem 4 years
Empty chair collects Nobel Peace Prize on behalf of occasional table… 0
Doylem 4 years
Fanni to play for Liverpool... 20
Dexter 4 years

There's no need to say anymore, is there?...

Rich people “legally obliged” to be victims of crime 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

The latest reader’s poll published in Harper’s Bazaar show that an overwhelming percentage of readers feel it is their duty to be mugged and burgled. Some of the key comments included “Yah, if...

Prince Philip sacks driver over failure of 'Operation Diana'. 4
wallster 4 years

Charles and Camilla arrive safely back at palace...

'Too Many Pointless Awards' says 2010 Sprout Eater of the Year Winner 14
IABP 4 years
1 in 17 Police riot squad members suffers from some form of dyslexia. 2
wallster 4 years


Pardew’s first mistake: swapping Andy Carroll for six magic beans… 1
Doylem 4 years