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Government defends new policing model (SSAS): Softly Softly as a Service 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Clergy hold mass debate over women bishops split. 2
wallster 4 years

More schoolboy humour soon...

Kim and Aggie wipe out world wide web in over enthusiastic dusting bout 0
andhrimnir 4 years
eBay crashes as millions of vuvuzelas posted for sale at the same time. 4
MADJEZ 4 years

The auction website has experienced it's busiest day ever as worldwide 250 million people posted unwanted vuvuzelas for sale as the world cup ended. The South African Olympic bid committee is hoping...

Tony Blair buys a Yacht; Wealth Foundation donations meet all expectations. 1
SallyOldcow 4 years

[center]http://i981.photobucket.com/albums/ae292/SallyOldcow/NewsBiscuit/TonyBlairTitanicpose_810.png[/center] Within just a few days of the launch of the Tony Blair Wealth foundation website...

Home Office announces 'Rent a Cell' scheme to increase prison places 1
SallyOldcow 4 years

[center]http://i981.photobucket.com/albums/ae292/SallyOldcow/NewsBiscuit/Carlisle-Castle3.jpg[/center] In a surprise U-turn on prison policy the Home Office has announced a scheme to increase prison...

Obama wants to win the hearts and minds of the Afghan people 0
arrghgarry 4 years

plus the kidneys, livers, spleens ,cataracts and any other body part as there is now a severe shortage in the U.S.especially in all arms of the forces. Obama adds it would be nice if they would just...

Siege ends when desperate reporter turns camera on himself. 3
Ian Searle 4 years
Police deny "Taser Shootout" theory in Moat death. 0
RichT 4 years

Northumbria police today denied that officers were taking part in a taser shootout competition after new pictures emerged of the hours before Raoul Moat's death. Although Police had revealed that...

3.8 million people too stupid to realise that the World Cup final was on BBC1 0
JayGee 4 years

without adverts...

Shot PC 'bears no malice' towards 'pudgy-faced ginger meat-headed nutter' 0
jp1885 4 years
Cheryl Cole loses power of speech due to malaria, declared perfect woman 2
Oxbridge 4 years
I've heard them all, says receptionist at Moat House Hotel 0
Oxbridge 4 years
What ever happened to Lewis Collins? 0
big bird 4 years

you no bogey and boil,the Proffesionals,nobody could role across a bonnet of a Ford Capri like Bodie,nobody could stand up to George Cowley head of CI5 like Lewis could.Ill tell you were he is,hes in...

Northumbria Police to launch "Moattasers" chocolates 0
simonjmr 4 years
Moat's shooting - 0
AlexR 4 years

Revealed: Police insider tells press that Moat was shot by police after they become bored of waiting for him to do it himself...

Seppidaphiles mob Padstow as Stein launches cephalapod lucky dip dip dip 0
andhrimnir 4 years

Lifeboatmen have been drafted in to help police hold back animal rights protesters in the tourist hot spot of Padstow. The hubbub, something not seen before in the harbour town, kicked off when...

Howard Webb flies into Belfast: Issues yellow and red cards to the men in orange 0
simonjmr 4 years
Synod compromise over women bishops with 'don't ask, don't tell' policy 0
Ludicity 4 years
Food Standards Agency past 'sell by' date 0
Ludicity 4 years
FIFA to issue referees with Tasers 0
Ludicity 4 years
Publisher not duped as hoaxer posed as honest, self critical ex-cabinet minister 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

A hoaxer, who approached Britain's book publishers posing as an honest, self critical ex-cabinet minister who wanted to write a believable account of Tony Blair's years in power, was quickly revealed...

Tories promise large NHS savings if sick do their own diagnosis and treatment 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
FA agrees to a panic button during England matches 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Everyone waking up this morning saying "thank God the football's over". 1
ironbridgeboy 4 years
Calamari sales rise in Holland 0
jp1885 4 years
Pope demands Tony Blair as next Archbishop of Canterbury. 0
Griffin 4 years
Wales demand the return of their archbishop. Offer to swap with Neil Kinnock. 0
Griffin 4 years
Acting chief constable Sue Sim told she's failed the audition 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Northumbrian Police have released an official statement explaining why acting chief constable Sue Sim has been passed over for the part she auditioned for. 'We liked Sue, we loved her hairstyle, and...

Andy Pandy gets new pyjamas for birthday with rip cords. Looby Loo looks worried 1
Ostsee 4 years