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No doubting that Christiano Christiano is Christiano`s, on upon having his bum 2
arrghgarry 4 years

smacked he dived on to the theatre floor clutching his ankle ,he then spat at the cameraman who was recording it for Christiano...

Police tell Moat that his past is just water under a bridge 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Northumbria Police arrest Judas Priest for conspiracy to murder 0
wallster 4 years

Northumbria Police have arrested the ageing rock band Judas Priest for allegedly inciting murder in a subliminal message, hidden within their 1984 hit song - 'Screaming for Attention'. Detective...

German players line up to kick psychic octopus in tentacles 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Spanish flu to be placed in Dutch oven as editors lost for metaphors 0
Nick McCarr 4 years

in World Cup final lead up...

Tabloid editors 'take no pleasure in this' as Amy Winehouse falls off the wagon 1
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

A splash of tabloid newspaper editors has put out a judge statement, saying how distraught they are that Amy Winehouse has fallen off the wagon., 'We take no pleasure whatsoever in this young lady's...

Study shows hearts and minds now repulsed by phrase ' winning hearts and minds' 1
la maga 4 years
Boris Johnson offers to release all French people incarcerated in London.... 0
Griffin 4 years

.. in exchange for Mona Lisa...

US-Russia Spy game - Rosa Klebb last to be picked so goes in goal 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Downloading industry threatened by rise of new 'physical media' 5
rickwestwell 4 years

Representatives from Britain's traditional downloading industry have urged the government to take swift action to stem the rise in popularity of so-called "physical media" which they say is crippling...

Prescott joins the Lards 5
andhrimnir 4 years
Octopus predicts that Germany will win WW III. 0
Griffin 4 years
Russia Offers USA Either Spies for Spies Deal or Option of 'Mystery Box' 1
thisisall1word 4 years
Ten Agents Plead to Stay in US Custody 1
Doctor Moptop 4 years

Rather than face flight to Moscow on RyanAir...

Brazilian legend advise Rooney not to have a Brazilian on his balls 1
arrghgarry 4 years

although it would be very smooth like a Jubalani it would be painful and if kicked they could fly in any direction...

Barren Prescott u-turns on peerage pledge. 8
MightyBlair 4 years
"Sir"ian Blair reminds people to be patient regarding the capture of Raoul Moat 0
arrghgarry 4 years

he says "this is no innocent electrician sitting on a train you know "...

Ronaldo Names Son 0
mugwump 4 years

Ronaldo names son after the man who taught him everything Jacques Cousteau...

BP exec wonders when people will forget the spill, tired of questions at parties 0
la maga 4 years
Cuba dissident denies prison chef's delicious curry factor in hunger strike end 0
rickwestwell 4 years
EA Games releases urgent patch for Sue Sim 0
BillyBitzer 4 years
Government outlines plans to outsource entire Civil Service to India 1
Darkbill 2.0 4 years

As part of a radical cost-cutting exercise, Her Majesty’s Home Civil Service is to be outsourced to India, according to plans unveiled today by Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg. The Civil Service...

Police call on vwife-beating psychopathic muderer to be reasonable 2
Oxbridge 4 years
Media fail to find Aussie cricketer who doesnt start sentence with "Ah, look ... 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Moat 'dangerous to public', river and canal quick to condemn terror threats 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Oxbow lake, roadside ditch named as 'potential sympathisers'. More soon...

Norman Foster depressed by lack of bland glass buildings in UK, feels a failure 0
la maga 4 years
Fugitive Moat discovered in Big Brother house after channel switching accident 0
Rorschach 4 years
Management guru tells historians to stop living in the past 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Future looks distant as flying cars fall foul of noise, H&S, parking regulations 0
la maga 4 years
61 stone Dave Hone,Britains fattest man dies skateboarding, wife announces plan 0
arrghgarry 4 years

to tour the country as a Bouncy castle...