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'Celebrity Big Brother 2011' to be relaunched this weekend as 'Big Brother 2011' 0
charlies_hat 19.08.11 9:42am
Sharp rise in cancer research shop volunteers by ecstatic 16-25 year olds 0
charlies_hat 19.08.11 9:27am
Iran refuse to hand over lighter than air technology to the USA

A spokesman for the USA said we cannot allow the Iranian's to have sole control of lighter than Air technology (Magic carpet's)we believe these carpets are made from the local domestic goat wool....

pdonkyd 19.08.11 9:21am
Definition: Going Blackberrying

Going Blackberrying: An English summer pastime in which bands of marauding children make use of the BlackBerry Messenger network to co-ordinate their activities of looting and setting fire to shops....

Awkward Facts 19.08.11 8:53am
Awkward Facts
Cuckoo researchers in awe at distance travelled by their BA holiday luggage 0
Duncan Biscuit 19.08.11 8:12am
Duncan Biscuit
MPs ‘poor value for money’ say financiers 0
Duncan Biscuit 19.08.11 8:11am
Duncan Biscuit
Spurs tell HP its £7bn purchase of Autonomy doesn’t include Modric 0
Duncan Biscuit 19.08.11 8:10am
Duncan Biscuit
Garry Barlow admits X-factor 2011 looking for a modern day Barron Knights

Garry Barlow today admitted that the aim of this years x-factor is to seek out a modern day variety troupe in the vein of the Barron Knights, Grumbleweeds or the Black Abbots. "In order to spice up...

simonjmr 19.08.11 8:10am
The overclass: police check images of rioters in Oxford

Oxford police are now engaged in checking images of rioting youths in order to bring them to justice. Members of a gang of young males centred on the OX1 1DP postcode have for years been trashing...

Awkward Facts 19.08.11 7:40am
Stock Market falls see OXO and Knorr shares plummet 5
button 19.08.11 7:39am
Phil Spector to remain incarcerated behind wall of sound. 0
Steve Wilson 19.08.11 6:34am
Steve Wilson
TalkTalk win Ofcoms NTL award.

Telecom's giant TalkTalk last night received Ofcoms prestigious NTL award at a star studded show where excited crowds showered them with shredded incorrect bills and threatening legal letters., 'It...

Steve Wilson 19.08.11 6:24am
Steve Wilson
Apostrophe's are the new blacks 2
bonjonelson 19.08.11 12:33am
WASP's are the new blacks 19
beau-jolly 18.08.11 7:28pm
greg various
Amazonian tribe found that have never heard of the river Amazon. 0
greg various 18.08.11 4:26pm
greg various
Met confirms 1,000 Elvis impersonators arrested in wake of riots

The Metropolitan Police has confirmed that nearly 1,000 Elvis impersonators have been arrested in the wake of the riots that shocked London last week. ‘These fat buggers have nothing to do with...

The Paper Ostrich 18.08.11 3:46pm
The Paper Ostrich
After shark attack wife pays tribute to husband,well usually he only brings home

sardines ,a bit o seal and the occasional penguin,but he did us real proud this time,a giant piece o whitebait...

spreademarge 18.08.11 3:13pm
Breaking News: Isle of Wight student receives A-Level 2
bonjonelson 18.08.11 3:09pm
greg various
Ann Widdecombe to pose for Playboy

The former Conservative MP and amateur dancer Ann Widdecombe has confirmed she's to pose naked for the top shelf magazine Playboy. 63 year old Ms Widdecombe, who has previously had a firm stance...

Mrblacker 18.08.11 2:54pm
Liverpool announces record "Eh Eh Eh" Level results 0
simonjmr 18.08.11 2:06pm
Gerard Depardieu to star in Urino de Cityjet 1
Iamthestig 18.08.11 1:14pm
Parent's anger over 'question of death'

With A-level pass rates increasing for the 29th year in a row, most families are able to take pride in their children’s performance. However, at least three different sets of parents from differing...

Screenie 18.08.11 1:08pm
Most Britons agree there should be a curfew for politicians

A majority of the British people think there should be a curfew for the country's politicians, according to a recent YouGov poll. 'I'd like to see them placed under a curfew from dawn to dusk,' said...

roybland 18.08.11 12:50pm
Wenger to watch next Arsenal game from International Space Station

Following suggestions that Arsene Wenger flouted his latest touchline ban by relaying phone messages to players via his assistant, UEFA have called for the Arsenal boss to watch his team’s next...

Gary Stanton 18.08.11 12:43pm
Police blame 'misplaced irony' after naming Taser victim 'Mr. Burns' 3
pinxit 18.08.11 12:43pm
The Great Unwashed accused of elitism, now just “The Unwashed”

Justice Rollins today decreed “It is no longer appropriate that such an elitist title be bestowed upon, lets face it, the scrag end of the British population. They are neither great in stature,...

brownpaperreporter 18.08.11 11:21am
Taser victim to have AC-DC - 'You Shook Me All Night Long' played at funeral 0
Screenie 18.08.11 10:45am
Nation celebrates prettiest A-Levels ever

red 18.08.11 10:34am
‘Obsessed’ action movie fan given ASBO for persistent public nuisance offences

A 26 year old Leicestershire man, described as being ‘obsessed with action movies’, has today been given an ASBO following a string of offences related to attempting to act out film scenes in...

Vertically Challenged Giant 18.08.11 10:23am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Spanish riots over Pope visit end as rioters note he didn't bring a TV to loot 0
Basil_B 18.08.11 8:52am