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Rooney blamed by Capello for 'clear-the-air' meeting 0
timyarby 4 years

More air-freshener later...

Vuvuzelas origin revealed 0
4ty2 4 years

trned out that vuvuzelas originated from indonesian codpieces,, so remember before you blow one next time thanks to kev...

Hysterical laughter stops play at Wimbledon after man shouts ‘Come on Tim!’ 1
Ludicity 4 years

There was an outbreak of mass hysteria at The All England Tennis Championships today after a member of the audience shouted ‘Come on Tim!’ even though there was nobody called Tim actually playing...

Young man mauled by cougar at night club 0
virtuallywill 4 years

scratches and a sucking wound later...

Father's 'unbridalled joy' at gift of socks and beer 0
QorbeQ 4 years

'My barefoot, thirsty days are over,' says excited dad...

Coke addict not bothered by election of new Colombian president 0
la maga 4 years

Jono Greggs, account manager and habitual coke user, last night greeted the news of the victory of Colombia's ex-defense chief Santos in the presidential election with a shrug. "Yeah," he said. "It...

Bleakley defects as ITV supplies 3 years of fake tan 0
Laughingstock 4 years

The BBC only offered Factor 15 and Bleakey's Agent had originally requested Factor 25 in which ITV has agreed to supply...

Independent study by marketing agency draws no obvious conclusion 3
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

A wide reaching study by Big Corp, Britain's leading multi national corporation, into sexual habits, the north south divide, class warfare and attitudes to celebrities, has come to no obvious general...

Dr Who fans will need tissues for last episode, says Karen Gillan. 0
Oxbridge 4 years

As opposed to? ask fans...

Sales of Myleene Klass up by 700,000% this Fathers’ Day 2
Zadok the second 4 years

[i](Inspired by that there chatroom conversation)[/i] The must-have Father’s Day present this year turned out to be a celebrity, according to the findings of a MORI poll, published yesterday. ...

Father still seething at Snow Patrol compilation Father's Day gift 3
Oxbridge 4 years

According to reports from Swindon, Simon Watkins, 41, has still not entirely calmed down since receiving his Father's Day present on Sunday. The chartered accountant was rumoured to be severely...

Schools blamed for poor spelling on homemade Farther's Day cards. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Evidence of tampering found on budget brief case. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Prints found on it are believed to be Vince Cable's...

Fox bites child at school. 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

Dr Liam Fox today bit a child at school. Pundits believe this is a preemptive move over fears that he might be moved to the Education Department, replacing the increasingly odd-looking Michael...

Strike threat following Father's Day dispute 2
QorbeQ 4 years

Norfolk man Tony Halt is reported to have had 'a massive strop' and 'been sulky all day' after receiving what he claims to be a 'derisory' day offer from his family. The financial consultant from...

Cowell's BGT to be replaced with Barrowman's LGBT in 'pink vote' ratings push 0
QorbeQ 4 years
England Supporters: Don’t Question Our Loyalty Or We’re Off 0
jmcl 4 years

England’s life-long supporters have warned Don Fabio Capello’s team not to question their eternal loyalty or they will walk away without hesitation or delay. More at...

‘Dunroamin’ sighs Giant Tortoise 0
edward hack 4 years

A survey carried out by UK mortgage lenders has revealed more and more tortoises in the 75-100 year age bracket are still living at home with parents., The problem looks set to increase as these...

Capello re-asserts his authority as England players freeze at team meeting 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Capello drops Rooney and Terry for clear-the-air meeting 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
England fans slam new World Cup balls from Terry 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Trespass Fan to get £1m Book Deal 1
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Also rumour of a film and tv mini serial...

Capello finally admist he's using World Cup as a warm up for 2012 Paralympics 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Drop in demand for salt, pepper after Met Office declares weather 'unseasonable' 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Christine Bleakley appointed as new head of BP 0
Ludicity 4 years
George Osborne to cut Summer Solstice back to average length day 0
Ludicity 4 years
England 'trespass' fan to advise players on how to get into the box 0
Ludicity 4 years
Maria Sharapova 'less noisy that a vuvuzela' says Wimbledon official. 0
Griffin 4 years
Near Riot by Northerners in London Pub Over Shandy Glass 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Metropolitan police were call out to a London pub, today, in order to prevent a group of lads from the North kicking up a riot, due to a pub barman serving shandy (a mixture of beer and lemonade) in...

What's Wrong With Eating A Few Japs? 0
afternoonslow 4 years

The International Cannibals Commission today resumes its discussion about the future hunting of Japanese and Norwegian Wailers, traditionally the favoured catch of the cannibals., Although allowed...