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GMC finds Maxillo-Facial Proctologist guilty of talking out of his a**e. 0
Selma 4 years

The hospital consultant was found to be fabricating medical evidence which endangered patients lives. When questioned, he admitted to the charges and that he had always harboured a secret desire to...

Diplomacy forces Queen to accept 1,209 Facebook application invitations 7
Andrew 4 years

Just 24 hours after joining Facebook, Her Majesty the Queen has been forced to accept over 1,200 invitations to 'useless' applications. The invitations, from befriended heads of state, ask her to run...

Small Hadron Collider proposed for scientists on a budget 0
bonjonelson 4 years

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'98% of internet content lifted from other content on internet' says report 7
Golgo13 4 years

A report released by Yahoo! today claims that 'as much as 98% of internet content has just been lifted from elsewhere, or reposted in a different format.' The report continues, 'The practice is...

Ipad users dominate the world in less than one generation 0
4ty2 4 years

as laptop uses will eventually dye out due to their lack of fertility caused by overheated testicles. Apple is currently working on a hands free system to allow Ipad users to have the hands free for...

Welfare reform latest: feckless to be given a feck. 5
Zadok the second 4 years
Call of Duty veteran lack "adequate" equipment 0
simonjmr 4 years

With the launch of Call of Duty: Black OPs this week, a number of veterans have spoken out that they face a crucial twenty four - to forty-eight hour period where they are likely to have inadequate...

Maclaren sign Button's police driver for 2011 season. 5
Mary Evans 4 years
Legal Fundamentals to do Business in Nigeria’s energy sector 1
4ty2 4 years The Masterclass will be led by Dayo Okusami. He is a Partner in the Energy and Projects practice group at the Nigerian law firm,...

Iranian nuclear researchers claim to have found Allah particle 5
Sinnick 4 years
Leading surgeons to pilot anaesthesia free kidney stone removal on Nick Griffin 0
Moggsy 4 years
Vera Lynn's teeth credited with keeping the Nazi's at bay in 1940. 7
Basil_B 4 years

Details have been found today to disprove the case that Hitlers plans to invade England in 1940 were scuppered by the RAF after the German loss of the battle of britain. The real reason for the...

Daniel Miliband Looking Forward to Meeting the Brother Who Will Kill his Dream 0
IABP 4 years
Dave to Launch Sister Channel, Eileen 0
De-scribe 4 years

Following the success of its dedicated TV comedy channel for blokes, Dave bosses have announced that they are to launch a sister channel, aimed at women, called Eileen. Dave Chief Executive Lars...

Church isolates Gay Gene 0
Andrew 4 years
Ed Milliband calls new son 'gorgeous' - Ed milliband's new son is adopted. 0
kpseymour 4 years
Democrats and Republicans vie for future Novelty President to secure votes 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years

The mid-term elections show that the Democrats last Novelty President, a black man, has not had the lasting effect that they desired and the introduction of the Tea Party and a vocal woman, Sarah...

Undertakers ask for understanding, and a hard winter... 2
Doylem 4 years

Following a series of leaked emails, suggesting that funeral directors take a rather jaundiced view of their work, Joe Morton, director of the National Institute of Undertakers, has issued an...

Tory MPs Told: Stay safe: Always wear a LibDem when screwing the electorate... 1
Jammydodgers 4 years

Don't die of ignorance!...

Referee Refuses to Make Decisions as he 'Quite likes Both Teams' 4
IABP 4 years
Ne yo says he passed on Justin Beiber,where as usher did not pass on him 0
arrghgarry 4 years

and Justin joined Usher`s management team...

'Nostradamus invented predictive text', claims historian 0
Zadok the second 4 years
Boatswain Higgs goes into hiding after physicist harassment. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Record sums to be paid in Anglican Bishop transfer 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

market, says Vatican...

Britons still failing to gather round water dispenser for watercooler moments 5
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

The combined efforts of media commentators, TV critics and creepy broadcasters have failed to encourage britons to gather around a large plastic water receptacle and talk about reality TV. A new...

The Bastard Son of Ed Milliband - First Pictures 1
De-scribe 4 years
He's just like his dad says proud Uncle Milliband 0
A Crooked MP 4 years
Kids Will Still Get What They Want For Christmas Despite Parents Austerity Plea 0
IABP 4 years

Kids will still be getting what they want for Christmas despite their parents austerity plea. Kids up and down the land are still writing out overly long lists and are expecting them to be fulfilled...

Unemployed 'To Be Made to Read The Telegraph' 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

You have to pass the quiz at the end to get your money...

John Cage Berates Performing Rights Society Regarding His Silent Work 7
steveupstone 4 years

Composer John Cage has launched an angry tirade against the Performing Rights Society (PRS) branding them “ineffectual and utterly useless”., The composer, who is most famous for his work...