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The meek agree to 20% rise in inheritance tax 1
jp1885 4 years
Surrealists launch their own news paper with the first edition of the Dali Mail 1
Ian Searle 4 years
British men condem dress that doubles as a mobile phone because it's hands free. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
capello arrested for attemts of fixing english football 0
4ty2 4 years

following the pakistani "no balls" it became clear that Capello has used the same strategy in the football WM, selecting no balls players. Apparently the scam involved various WAGS involved in ball...

Daily Mail calls for a public inquiry into the death of Casper the ghost. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

The original postmortem didn't identify the exact cause of death, and at the subsequent inquest the coroner failed to reach a conclusion. The paper now wants the case to be reopened, with a full...

Thatcher applauds mine 'for continuing Pinochet's work of persecuting workers' 3
la maga 4 years
Not enough money in the world to fix it for England to win Euro Championship 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
News of the World Behind Bed Bug Outbreak? 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Believers told to sign the Register for the Stupid...

More US Troops to Leave Iraq 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

More US troops to leave Iraq as Iraqi oil reserves hit new low...

Cricket’s ICC probes police detention death after typing error 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Balls tells ‘soap opera’ Millibands to ‘Shut it’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Slyvester the cat pleads guilty to putting grannie in the wheelie bin 1
arrghgarry 4 years

Sylvester admitted it was for a lot of fun and he just wanted to see the old bastard die...

We can't do our job for all the paperwork, complain Metropolitan Thought Police 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Britain's Thought Police are unable to do their jobs properly as red tape keeps them stuck in the office. Morale is said to be at an all time low among the rank and file of the Met Police's, who say...

Portillo becomes smack addict after 'Trainspotting' misunderstanding. 0
SingingHinny 4 years

Former MP and life-long railway enthusiast Michael Portillo is recovering in hospital after mistaking an Irvine Welsh novel for a guide to the railways of the Borders and Scotland. ‘I figured it...

Pakistani Cricket Team To Continue Tour 0
IABP 4 years

On your left is New Scotland Yard. On your right William Hill. Just over there are the Courts. That's Ladbrokes we are passing now. And here we are stopping outside Wormwood Scrubs. And that...

Number 10 downing street announced today that David Cameron will be the first 0
arrghgarry 4 years

Prime Minister to take Twaternity leave ,However he passes on the message that no one should worry as a more than capable twat is standing in...

William Hills announces all bets are off against the pakistani cricket team 0
arrghgarry 4 years

being full of lying cheating bastards,however they are taking money on England...

The test match between England and Pakistan will go ahead 0
arrghgarry 4 years

as a new match fixer has been found...

Jessica Simpson denies that she is about to married just because it looks like 0
arrghgarry 4 years

has been living in a feeding hut ...

Seven years bad luck for Professor Steven Hawking for cracking "mirror" universe 0
thackaray 4 years
WWE helps Labour to turn leadership constest into a "ladder and table" match 0
thackaray 4 years
Iran paper: 'Carla Bruni "a cheap whore" after prices listed in classified ad' 0
thackaray 4 years
Cricket headlines enter third day 0
allmyownstunts 4 years
Bail for pakistani cricketer Mazhar Majeed ,he was relieved as he was told he 1
arrghgarry 4 years

might get the middle stump rammed up his arse...

Rumours US has grasped irony as it calls Iran a 'A threat to Middle East peace' 0
la maga 4 years
Fabio Crapello asks Arteta ,Rooney ,Gerard, lampard and the rest of the 12
arrghgarry 4 years

England squad if they would like to play for England ,it would be nice ,if they did .mamma mia...

Chilean National Anthem Begins With A minor 2
IABP 4 years

And then the other 32 joined in. apologies...

Embarassed Algeria denies using US intelligence and French military prowess 0
la maga 4 years

In a desperate bid to avoid the mockery of the world the Algerian government has been forced to deny reports that it was so monumentally stupid as to rely on US intelligence and French military...

President of Pakistan, Asif Zardari shortens name to A$if 2
Dumbnews 4 years
Kray twins to be reintroduced into the wild 8
Ludicity 4 years

A pair of cloned Kray twins is to be released into the East End of London as part of a new conservation project aimed at restoring law and order. ‘The locals are always saying how things were...