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Confident Cameron announces intention to run in the Derby. More soon. 0
red 4 years

I believe Viz has a section called "Up the arse corner", so maybe a public school education is helpful?...

Clegg unhappy as LD cabinet posts exceed results of proportional representation 0
antharrison 4 years
Brown's resignation confirms Scots inability to enter second round of anything 0
Mrblacker 4 years
The Stanglers' "Golden Brown" : the Gordon Brown remix 4
Quaz 4 years

I'm no great fan of any party, but couldn't resist having a stab at this. (To the tune of "Golden Brown" by the stranglers). Gordon Brown and Mandleson, Blow me down, will they soon be gone?,...

Cameron dismayed at having to moved to Terraced accommodation. 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Also problem with neighbours...

Unelected woman asks unelected man to form unelected government 0
lazarus 4 years
British public applaud succinct media commentary on election events. 1
Tigerstripes 4 years
It's official: Nick Clegg has the cleanest rectum in the history of politics 1
Basil_B 4 years

after nearly a week of having it licked by Cameron and Brown...

Paddy Ashdown Designated Secretary for Whore 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years

Apologies that should, of course, have read WAR. Secretary for WAR...

David Cameron enters Downing Street. Nick Clegg still groggy from the Rohypnol 0
Ludicity 4 years
Robin Hood agrees coalition deal with Sheriff of Nottingham 1
Ludicity 4 years

Following days of extensive negotiations Robin Hood has finally agreed the terms under which he will work with the Sheriff of Nottingham. ‘There had to be a bit of give and take on both sides,’...

Brown visits second old woman to apologise............ 0
Zen 4 years
David Cameron accepts Queen's invitation to join her on Farmville 0
Adam Ice Rink 4 years
Uckfield woman eats hedgehog to spite husband 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Cameron declines Queen's invitation to form government 0
antharrison 4 years
Harriet Harman is leader of the opposition. Labour plead for Brown to return. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Or even Blair.., or Kinnock.., or Foot....

Brown to stay on in Westminster 0
Doctor Jalapeno 4 years

As soon as Cameron has finished with the carboard boxes...

Clegg is a beastly rotter says Cameron 0
ronseal 4 years
Cameron and Clegg cycle to the Palace together. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

In order to show off both their green credentials the two leaders of the new coalition government will cycle to Buckingham Palace for an audience with the Queen. Sources suggest they will take one...

Moi? Says Cameron. But I don't want to be prime minister! 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

Tory leader speaks from the bathroom...

Queen refuses to accept Brown's resignation and asks him to stay on. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
David Cameron becomes PM - media to blame 0
ManyHills 4 years
Obama to send invasion troops to the UK to promote democracy. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Gordon Brown to star in Pizza Hut commercial. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Portugeuse authorities ask football fan to bring own pyjamas 0
edward hack 4 years
Emotional scotsman barricades himself in his house with his wife as hostage. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
UK interested in adopting Afghani election process 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Murdoch finally settles on Tory - Lib/Dem coalition 0
edward hack 4 years

Tears soon...

Lib Dems to form pact with Monster Raving Looney Party 0
4 years

"Now we can have electoral reform AND the ability to drive straight roundabouts to make driving in Milton Keynes more interesting! What's not to like?"...

Queen creates precedent and asks Katie Price to form government 0
PluckyMunky 4 years