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Vatican to be rebranded 'Holy See You Next Tuesday' 0
Scroat 4 years
Child Benefit Cuts Force Unemployed Children Back Up Chimneys 0
wolfie 4 years

Delighted Tories with big houses and dirty chimneys have welcomed moves to get idle jobless children off benefits and back cleaning chimneys where they belong., "'seen and not heard' weren't never...

Boots redundancies ‘largely cosmetic’ says spokesman 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Mystery man who made large charitable gift identified as Arsenal goalkeeper 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Police protection for Hodgson after footballer stabbed in back in Liverpool 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
British IVF pioneer has already made his own Nobel Prize 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
King Herod set to announce plan for large child benefit cost-saving 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Vatican criticises Nobel Prize for IVF citing "more temptation for priests". 0
tl72uk 4 years
Cameron and Osborne families 'stoical' about loss of their child benefit 0
roybland 4 years
Smoking Ban on Facebook will mean a decline in membership.... 0
Rowly 4 years
Labour said to be 'seething' that it cannot make benefit cuts 0
roybland 4 years
Less well off celebrate as Osbourne asks BP to cap welfare benefits. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Al Qaeda operatives train suicide squirrels in the UK, claims expert. More soon. 3
dominic_mcg 4 years
Something somewhere attacked some way by unspecified terrorist group/individual. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Worlds first anti-social networking site closes due to lack of members 11
Iamthestig 4 years
Charities predict big increase in abandoned kids as benefit cuts bite 0
roybland 4 years

Children's charities predict a big jump in the number of abandoned children as a result of the government's cuts in child benefit.,  , 'Undoubtedly many parents will want to dump their children as...

Poor Children To Be Cut For Universal Benefit 0
Ablative Fabsolute 4 years

As part of its campaign to “clobber old Britain back into shape”, The Telegraph today called for a radical rethinking of universal child benefit, namely the rearranging of certain words. When...

Satanic Osbourne targets children 0
Sinnick 4 years

you never see George & Ozzy in the same room, do you - coincidence ? [with sincere apologies to the true Ozzy, who isn't that evil)...

'Josie shouldn't have won Big Brother' Vatican claims 0
Scroat 4 years

More unbelievable Papal Bulle soon...

Tories to combat corruption by re-instating the Class System. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Tell me it isn't true...

ExxonMobil Accused of Secretly Growing Algae in City Ponds for Future Biofuels 0
IABP 4 years
All 1970's comedy shows to have politically incorrect language over-dubbed 0
Iamthestig 4 years

In a bid to keep such classics as Love thy neighbour, it ain't half hot mum, bless this house and Till death us do part, relevant. The BBC and ITV have joined forces in a huge challenge. The...

Gap Between Rich and Poor Inevitable if You're Rich and Make the Policies 1
IABP 4 years

says George Osbourne. "Besides, the gap's not getting wider because the rich are getting richer. It's because the poor are now going to be getting less. It won't alter their standard of living. You...

Government creates OFUKIT quango to co-ordinate IT savings 0
Sinnick 4 years

The new Conservative government has today announced a new quango that is charged with reducing IT costs in all departments. It will ensure that all IT contracts for the past 5 years are suspended,...

Facebook updates status from "Social network" to "Movie phenomenon" 0
simonjmr 4 years

When's Newsbiscuit the movie being filmed? More soon...

‘Vague inflammatory language’ alert raised from ‘general’ to ‘highly likely.' 1
SingingHinny 4 years

The British public are being asked to maintain ‘extreme vigilance’ and report anything ‘suspicious or unusual’ after intelligence received by the communications regulatory body OFCOM...

Scientist prove that success in the X-Factor is down to your name 0
simonjmr 4 years

Scientist today outlined that you chance of being picked for the X-final live finals is down to your name, and how spectacular sounding the announcer cane make your name. The 2010 hopefuls includes...

European Ryder Cup Victory Could Make Golf Interesting Until Tuesday 0
IABP 4 years

[fore soon]...

Boris in shock resignation – urges Cameron to follow 0
4 years

London Mayor Boris Johnson today announced he was to step down from the post with immediate effect. In a move that has left commentators, supporters and opponents stunned, Johnson said “How can I...

President 'dismayed' as public profile eclipsed by inane chatter 0
QorbeQ 4 years

The US State Department are considering plans to boost the profile of President Barack Obama after his role as 'Leader of the Free World' was overshadowed in conversations by a combined discussion of...