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Sting 'Worried' 0
antharrison 4 years
Elgar £20 note no longer legal. IoW residents fear for their white fivers 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Grave of the Macarena discovered 0
la maga 4 years

The Macarena, the one-time popular dance by Los Del Rio, has finally been discovered dead in La Macarena, a small town Colombia, buried in a mass grave with 2000 other corpses. The death is...

As Raoul Moat Targets Police, Northumbria Force Introduces Dress Down Wednesday 2
Svendo 4 years
Jamie Oliver launches his guide to semiconductor fabrication 0
antharrison 4 years

Right me old muckers, some geezer told me dad that makin silicon chips is dead ard an that yuz needs a degree to do sommat lahrk it. Nah! No chance, you must fink ise bonkers, any geezer can mark...

IOW rocked by etch-a-sketch i-pad con 2
simonjmr 4 years
Police Find Raoul Moats Camp. Witnesses Say They've Seen Him Mincing About 4
Svendo 4 years

Oooh Ducky!...

Cheggers set to present US-Russia spy swap on Saturday morning 0
edward hack 4 years

If he's available...

Police pin hopes on Moat's good will, start using locals as human shields 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Northumbria fancy dress shops see hiring of Police uniforms decline 0
simonjmr 4 years

Kissograms also severely affected...

Panic buying of hosepipes in north west before Friday ban 8
ramblesnake 4 years

rain due Friday afternoon...

Home workers may be given bromide to reduce time lost to wank-breaks 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
NHS Trust accepts responsibility for errors resulting in Piers Morgan's birth 1
QorbeQ 4 years
Whistle blowing left me with tinnitus claims employee 0
simonjmr 4 years
Criminals to be issued with flat pack prisons 2
Ludicity 4 years

Justice Secretary Ken Clarke has announced that, as part of efficiency savings, all convicted criminals will be expected to put together their own cell using a government approved flat pack prison. ...

British Grand Prix ‘should be more British’ claims Cameron 2
fernandomando 4 years

David Cameron today provoked the outrage of motor sports fans by claiming that the British Grand Prix was insufficiently British for his party’s liking. In a statement delivered at a visit to a...

Government targets wife-swapping parties with "swinging cuts" 1
rickwestwell 4 years
Scapegoat 'was asking for it'. 0
Zadok the second 4 years
Dawn French admits herself to The Priory following bouts of sustenance abuse 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Sex education class popularity drops after teacher-led practicals are introduced 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Dannii Minogue's obstetrician's lifelong fantasy ruined after helping with birth 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Opus Dei to open recruitment stand in Bannantyne Gyms 0
simonjmr 4 years
Veyron airbag accidentally deployed, admits doing 186mph on public road 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Public reassured that no Labour leader will extend torture endorsement to foxes 1
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Moleskine to launch Northumberland psychopath notebook range 0
simonjmr 4 years

Moleskine psycho notebook is the heir and successor to the legendary notebook used by artists and thinkers over the past two centuries: among them Vincent van Gogh, Pablo Picasso, Ernest Hemingway,...

Goalies, ‘other players diving is fakery’. 2
Drugsblogger 4 years

David James, one of the failing England football team’s goalkeepers shocked the footie world today by claiming that other players are faking injury at the highest levels of the game and...

Rush to open new stationery shops in Rothbury area 0
rickwestwell 4 years

More soon. Thanks to stunts and jeni on chat for the idea...

Prince Phillip admits he was never totally convinced ofthe moon landing 9
arrghgarry 4 years

and when he saw " that damn dog and Wallace start to eat it"...

New Evidence Suggests Turkey Dinosaurs Were Wiped Out By Turkey Meteorites 1
thisisall1word 4 years
Police leave Rothbury to Target Alton Towers in Hunt for Raoul Moat 0
thisisall1word 4 years

Police have today abandoned the Rothbury search for the suspected armed killer Raoul Moat and have instead shifted the manhunt to Alton Towers. Recent Intelligence saw a dozen officers storm the...