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Ed Milliband to get new plasticene head for Conference speech 0
simonjmr 27.09.11 10:38am
simonjmr
Fathers for justice my hairy arse!

Where were you when I needed you Par?On a roof dressed as Batman thats where..you never even sent me a birthday card.Mum was right your a bastard..I HATE YOU...

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Fly 27.09.11 10:35am
Fly
Council's plans to improve roadside drainage ditched 0
greg various 27.09.11 10:30am
greg various
Recession news: Sex industry to lose 3000 positions. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 27.09.11 10:16am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Toilet paper costs slashed in Navy jobs cut

Andrex shares down the pan...

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witless 27.09.11 10:10am
witless
Dale Farm residents apply for UN Recognition.

Richard Sheridan leader of the Dale Farm Travellers' Association has submitted a bid to the United Nations for recognition of the independent state of Dalefarmia. The UN General Assembly applauded...

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dominic_mcg 27.09.11 9:53am
witless
Berlusconi 'underage sex payment' shock "I've never paid for it" claims Pop

No more soon I hope...

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dvo4fun 27.09.11 9:43am
dvo4fun
Saudi women granted right to back-seat drive

In a move that has stunned the international community, King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has announced that from 2026, women will be given the same freedom to criticise their drivers as their Western...

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Mary Evans 27.09.11 9:38am
simonjmr
Snopes to start charging for debunking urban legends

Snopes, the website famous for debunking internet myths and urban legends, will start charging for access next week based on a new payment model that allows them to take money directly from your ISP...

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bonjonelson 27.09.11 9:33am
4ty2
Jettison Selected at Weapons Company – Press Release demanded by Shareholders

(Alternative version of greg various's sub.)...

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Midfield Diamond 27.09.11 9:16am
Midfield Diamond
Labour party stitch together all senior party members - Human Milliband created 0
simonjmr 27.09.11 9:10am
simonjmr
Experiment on RSC thespians show them grooming each other and swinging on a tyre 0
charlies_hat 27.09.11 9:08am
charlies_hat
Berlusconi/Pope's repeated under age sex denials 'smack of desperation'

Deny them once and then leave it. The more you protest, the guiltier you look, Silvio/Your eminency...

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SpankyMonkey 27.09.11 8:56am
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nomadic tribe applies to high commissioner to secure promised land

as assigned to them by the European human rights bible. However following the problems caused by forcing to convert nomads into settlers and the constant attack through their militant indigenous...

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4ty2 27.09.11 8:50am
4ty2
Berlusconi 'underage sex payment' shock. "I've never paid for it" says Pope

No more efforts to fit this gag in. Honest...

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dvo4fun 27.09.11 8:22am
dvo4fun
Berlusconi 'underage sex payment' scandal: "I've never paid for it" boasts

More soon [hopefully the pope line hasn't disapeared on this version]...

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dvo4fun 27.09.11 8:17am
dvo4fun
Miliband launches attack on strippers.

There's better that can be done with this one, but I can't be arsed, and I have a meeting to go to...

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SpankyMonkey 27.09.11 8:15am
SpankyMonkey
in memoriam Michael Faherty or Fatharta, late of Co Galway - near Limerick

Mr Michael O'Fatharta of Galway, hisself combusted and passed all away., Within the benighted, his shite had ignited, and the pall still hangs over the Bay...

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edmartin 27.09.11 8:13am
edmartin
Berlusconi 'underage sex payment' scandal.' "I've never paid for it " 0
dvo4fun 27.09.11 8:11am
dvo4fun
UBS rogue trader distraught as he fails to get a financial scam named after him

Kweku Adoboli's attempt to have his name last forever through having a scam named after him has failed. In a ruling from the European Court of Financial Scam Names, his attempt to be nominated in the...

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brownpaperreporter 27.09.11 7:33am
brownpaperreporter
Men! Turn your Four AM tinkle into a tweet 0
Drylaw 27.09.11 7:32am
Drylaw
Hollywood Filmmakers Urged To Reconsider "Show, Don't Tell" Policy 0
Textbook 27.09.11 2:01am
Textbook
Flash still won't work on new iPhone - but Cillit Bang does.

Bang. And the dirt, all your contacts and your entire iTunes library is gone...

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Boutros 26.09.11 11:37pm
Boutros
THE FUHRER RECITES

Comrades, in safe deposit box of the Schikelguber family, following masterpiece was discovered with used condoms with names of ladies written on same, apparent “trophy condoms” of future...

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yuri_nahl 26.09.11 11:35pm
yuri_nahl
Convicted polonium 210 killer receives half-life sentence. 4
spoole2112 26.09.11 11:17pm
Boutros
Onion, Newsbiscuit, Losing Audience To Fox News Online 0
Textbook 26.09.11 10:16pm
Textbook
Scandal: Shadow Chancellor a skinhead after Miliband shaves his Balls 0
Perks 26.09.11 10:00pm
Perks
Monkeys Write Shakespeare; "Hollyoaks is Next"

An experiment using millions of virtual monkeys has generated 99.99% of the complete works of Shakespeare. The programmer in charge commented, "Once this is complete, I thought what next? And...

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apepper 26.09.11 9:57pm
dvo4fun
Berlusconi found guilty - to be fed to the Christians

more to come...

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edmartin 26.09.11 9:56pm
edmartin
Tuition fees cut risks pole dancer shortage

Lap dance club owner Peter Strongfellow has slammed Ed Miliband's stated intention to cut University Tuition fees as "ill conceived and barely thought through", claiming it could "wreak havoc across...

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Ironduke 26.09.11 9:53pm
dvo4fun