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Arrest fears cause Gaddafi to rethink holiday on Isle of Wight

Colonel Muammar Gaddafi, entrenched Libyan leader and fan of cream teas and fossil shops, has cancelled this year's holiday in Ventnor. The International Criminal Court issued an arrest warrant for...

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28.06.11 4:18pm
Beer company executive discovers huge untapped market in the middle east 0
Dumbnews 28.06.11 4:14pm
Dumbnews
Local Dispute Over Amount of Cigarettes Smoked Within Hourly Timespan

ATHENS, GREECE - Controversy was sparked in a small, inconspicuous,, run-of-the-mill cafeteria near the Greek Parliament building in, Athens, when a local resident otherwise enjoying his afternoon...

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Dick Justice 28.06.11 1:29pm
Ostsee
Insurance hikes blamed on Max Mosley's whiplash claims 0
greg various 28.06.11 12:58pm
greg various
Play delayed as fault with centre court roof switches on automated sprinkler 0
Basil_B 28.06.11 12:29pm
Basil_B
Kids at Glastonbury allowed to bounce up and down on Beyonce castle. 3
Ludicity 28.06.11 12:12pm
Mr Payne
Pyromaniacs Celebrate Supermarket Petrol Price War

Pyromaniacs all over Britain are celebrating as the big four supermarkets stepped up the petrol price war. “At anything up to £1.35 a litre, the cost of torching something as simple as a garden...

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Flatcap 28.06.11 12:11pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Dads rush to join glam mum school run

The number of dads walking their children to St Francis Xavier's RC Primary School in Hertford has rocketed since 'glam mum' Georgina 'goer' Lusted (22) joined the daily school run. 'Actually, no,'...

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roybland 28.06.11 11:50am
roybland
eating green wrapped Quality Street does NOT count as part of your 5-a-day

warn nutritionists...

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Leeboy007 28.06.11 11:47am
Leeboy007
edam cheese really will be made backwards

decades old schoolboy joke to become true, say Dutch cheese board...

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Leeboy007 28.06.11 11:31am
Leeboy007
Craig Thompson requests transfer from Hearts to Glasgow Girls FC

Heart of Midlothian FC will look to cash in on their recently suspended player by offloading him to the top U15's team in West Scotland. "it's a dream move for me, I'm hoping for a holding midfield...

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grottymonty 28.06.11 11:28am
grottymonty
oranges ARE the only fruit, scientists discover

more soon....

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Leeboy007 28.06.11 11:24am
Leeboy007
drinking hot tea does NOT cool you down

as everybody in the world knows. Except Johnny Ball...

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Leeboy007 28.06.11 11:18am
Leeboy007
Rare original of Andy Murray being 'British' gag valued at £7k by Southebys

Many more soon...

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Skylarking 28.06.11 11:16am
Skylarking
Radioactive urine makes pissing in the dark great fun, say Japanese 0
Ostsee 28.06.11 10:11am
Ostsee
Dyslexic farmer haunted by dead goat 0
FraserWords 28.06.11 9:06am
FraserWords
Kerry Katona enters race for US Presidency

Kerry Katona has entered the race for the US Presidency., The star told a convention in New Hampshire last night: “Announcing my candidacy here is as much a surprise to me as it is to you - I...

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FraserWords 28.06.11 9:05am
FraserWords
Gove warns teachers "It's your own time you're wasting...." 3
charlies_hat 28.06.11 9:01am
Oxbridge
Flawed Amstrad smartphone 'drops Apps every week'

Lord Sugar, curmudgeonly entrepreneur and star of The Apprentice, has leapt to the defence of his company's new smartphone. The Amstrad 'Oi!' Phone, available exclusively from an oiBarrow in East...

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28.06.11 9:00am
Confusion for satirists after Andy Murray reveals Welsh ancestry 3
jp1885 28.06.11 8:59am
Oxbridge
Parent's brave bid to keep her child's school open

Mother of three Angela Lewis (27) thinks she's almost ready to keep her child's school open during Thursday's teachers' strike. Ms Lewis admits that arithmetic wasn't her strongest subject at...

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roybland 28.06.11 8:54am
roybland
Centre court crowd have whip round to by Nadal new pants

Following 3 matches where Rafa spent more time tugging at his gusset than serving aces the centre court crowd have whip round to by Nadal new pants.Crowd spokesperson Toby Barners said after the...

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ermintrude 28.06.11 8:42am
Ludicity
Johnny Depp named as world’s most pirated film star 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.06.11 8:19am
Duncan Biscuit
Witness insists Amanda Knox is guilty of being young, female and very pretty 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.06.11 8:18am
Duncan Biscuit
Blue Peter to relocate to a studio in Salford it made earlier 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.06.11 8:15am
Duncan Biscuit
Nadal to switch his racket for a crutch to play quarter final tie 0
Basil_B 28.06.11 8:08am
Basil_B
FDA warns adding spinach on pizza does not make it balanced 1
Dumbnews 28.06.11 7:58am
button
Worldwide call to always ‘unplug charger when not in use’ ...

Worldwide call to always ‘unplug charger when not in use’ causes embarrassment and consternation to Knight in Shining Armour...

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writinginbsl 28.06.11 6:24am
writinginbsl
Local man's dreams of greatness replaced with making sure fridge is stocked 0
Dumbnews 28.06.11 5:23am
Dumbnews
Tech support manager instructs staff, "Monkey see Monkey do" 0
Dumbnews 28.06.11 5:22am
Dumbnews