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Drunken Teetotaller denies hicosprissy 0
OldThingy 4 years
ECJ to rule on whether women can read maps and navigate 5
Tammy Flugh 4 years
Very English revolution halted by 'charming street performance.' 11
SingingHinny 4 years

A burgeoning revolution which threatened to shake London to its core was narrowly averted yesterday when violent anti-government forces were quelled by a street performers in Piccadilly Circus. The...

Easy Jet to enforce no fly zone over Libya. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Ashley Cole denis shooting at RAF rescue mission. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
As he retires as CEO of Tesco, Sir Terry Leahy “gets help with his packing”... 1
Doylem 4 years
Gaddafi's son: "Duke of York no friend of mine" 0
nilbymouse 4 years

Saif al-Islam, the son of Col Gaddafi, has come under fire for his "close friendship" with delusional despot Prince Andrew, a relationship which threatens to undermine the crackpot Libyan's standing...

Frog Spawn blamed for racists obsenity row 3
OldThingy 4 years

There is a dispute accross the pond. A language teacher has sead that the standerd of spilling was erotic and the French are revaulting...

Imperial rule not OK 0
OldThingy 4 years

Despots wish to rule the world dashed when he lost his tape measure., His imperial desires thwarted by a metric of the light...

Silence 1
OldThingy 4 years

“Mommy, Mommy, what is silence?”, “Quite dear, I’m trying to watch television.”...

Statue of Shane McGowan unveiled in Dublin. 0
riesler 4 years

Produc placement payout claims 'could total millions' 1
Zadok the second 4 years

After years of not being rewarded for his tireless efforts at product placement, Chester-based actuary Marcus Webb has finally submitted invoices totalling £4.3million to several international...

‘Delusional’ Gaddafi ready to use mustard gas against meerkats 2
Gary Stanton 4 years

Colonel Gaddafi’s grip on reality slipped even further last night after he threatened to use mustard gas against the African continent’s meerkat population . The dictator claims the animals, of...

BA cabin crew back ‘No-Fly’ zone 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Colin Firth - Trauma Shocker ! 0
4 years

Childhood Trauma may have caused Colin Firth to become 'a lovie'. In an emotional interview, the suave, classically trained actor revealed that as a lad "his, Scottish Nan would box his ears and...

Government promises cull of Ruddy Ducks, Bloody Geese and Soddin' Swans 0
Skylarking 4 years
Oops 0
Skylarking 4 years

You didn't see me - OK?...

Boris Johnson suggests image of Mohammed as new Olympic logo 0
ianslat 4 years
Organisers deny rumours Joseph of Arimathea to appear at Glastonbury 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Libyan spiders 'really angry' about no-fly zone 0
Zadok the second 4 years

(with thanks to Duncan, it's, it's like comedy jazz, you play the theme, I'll riff off it)...

Controversial duck cull hailed a success, but not by ducks 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
EU insurance judgement leads to launch of Bruceandsheilas' Wheels 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
New British Gas Pricing Based on Da Vinci Code 2
LizzyG 4 years

Following harsh criticism of energy providers’ obscure pricing policies British Gas are introducing a new simplified system based on Dan Brown’s best-selling novel The Da Vinci Code. Customers...

Gaddafi ‘doolally’, says US ambassador... 0
Doylem 4 years

Having watched a recent interview by the BBC, Susan Rice, US Ambassador to the UN, has called Colonel Gaddafi “delusional”, “out of touch with reality” and “patently not the full dinar”....

To stop loud iPods, Bose releases iPod cancelling app for iPhone 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Charlie Sheen to rely on sales of furniture polish for future income... 0
be reasonable 4 years

more drugs soon...

Gaddafi downgraded from "has-been" to "never-was" 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Conservatives Do Away With GMT 0
Chunky Monkey 4 years

David Cameron, The Prime Minister today announced his intentions to do away with the nasty Greenwich Mean Time., In his weekly address to the combined Houses of Parliaments, he stated it was...

“Go Now” Gaddafi tells Clegg 3
4 years

Colonel Gaddafi has called on Nick Clegg to put an end the bitter in-fighting by standing down. He says that although Clegg came to power in an initial rush of revolutionary zeal after the overthrow...

Gaddafi has to stay for as long as it takes 0
4ty2 4 years

to remove any traces about acquiring Sadams nuclear arsenal to buy himself into the arms of western leaders whilst freeing him of the unpopular evidence and the involvement of British and US arms...