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'Fahrenheit 9/11' director addresses perplexed Scottish Parliament 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Moore soon...

Nick Clegg serious case review clears social workers 0
afternoonslow 4 years

Safeguarding Hapless MPs board finds Kirklees council staff could not have foreseen abduction by Tories Social workers could not have foreseen the abduction of Nick Clegg by the Tories, a case...

Dog 'devastated' by news that no longer man's best friend. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
World cup underdogs under intense pressure to deliver expected upset 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Statue of Jesus goes up in smoke: 'It wasn't an act of mine', says God 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

Insurers may have to pay out, after all, after God says: 'Don't look at me, thank you!'

Portugal to call in NATO airstrike against North Korean football defenses 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Vast mineral resources in Afghainstan turns out to be mostly unexploded ordnance 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Apple release device that lets you listen to music for free, called a radio 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Brick and mortar retailers entice customers with Avatar-like 3D product displays 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Google develop new random number generator based on outcome of World Cup matches 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Seattle police to review training after girl punched 0
arrghgarry 4 years

does not go down .Sgt Mike Battersby admitted he was really disappointed with the first strike because the jaywalker was still standing.If she had gone down the officer could have then attacked her...

Obama now orders BP to sto giving Nectar points 0
arthurminnit 4 years
Scientists discover Martians enjoy eating "Earth Bars." 1
4 years

A study into the Martian surface revealed some shocking truth's about the people of the planet- their choice of confectionery seems to be a strange parallel to that of ours on Earth. However,...

BBC Radio 4: A Load of Old Bollocks in 100 episodes 2
afternoonslow 4 years

027 Statue of Neil MacGregor, Director of the British Museum, Duration:15 mins Sculpture of a half-arsed man, rearing over a dead Greek Carved out of bronze around BC, these beautiful figures...

President Obama holds BP to ransom for Twenty billion dollars.. hahahaha 0
MADJEZ 4 years

President originally wanted $1million before being told that wasn't much money any more.

Inventor of vuvuzeler reveals he used Wayne Rooney's ears to model it on. 0
Basil_B 4 years
MSP quits Holyrood role after accidentally calling minger 'attractive' 0
QorbeQ 4 years

'Really sorry, I must be blind, she was fuck ugly -- you need someone with better judgement on the committee'...

Doncaster the focus of Another Bloody Sunday inquiry 0
Mr.3374 4 years

Look it up on you tube...

When oh when will these interminable summer evenings end? 0
la maga 4 years

Say early-to-bed Brits, after moaning about the heat. In winter the same Brits were moaning about the cold and the shortness of the days. In spring they were overheard commenting on the changeability...

iPad to be supplied with 'new book smell' app. 1
Ian Searle 4 years
Obama says those responsible for Bhopal need to clean up 1
hero2zero 4 years

President Obama stated that when he has "Sorted BP" he would force those responsible at Union Carbide to clean up the Bhopal site even twenty-six years after the disaster...

Police launch ‘Fresh Inquiry’, ‘UK-wide Manhunt’ and other oddly-named boats 0
dicky37 4 years

[More soon]...

Rooney say's world cup football moves around in the air especially when kicked 0
Basil_B 4 years

Twenty years since kicking a football for the first time and he's just worked that one out., Bless...

BP call on Juan Sheet to clear up oil spill. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

Juan Sheet is all it takes...

Switzerland's World Cup begins by naming a squad of 20 defenders and 3 goalies 0
simonjmr 4 years
Latest Gimmicky Learning Wheeze Unveiled as London Borough to Provide "Books" 0
thisisall1word 4 years

The London borough of Hackney Council has today launched a scheme hoping to get more school kids interested in the works of Charles Dickens. The scheme, the first of its kind for the UK, will see...

BP bosses bring own oil to Obama grilling 0
andhrimnir 4 years
After Cameron apology, Martin Mcguiness's smugness rating goes through the roof. 2
Basil_B 4 years
Shropshire man says 'No!' 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

more later...

U2 to release updated protest song "Thank crunchie it's Friday!" 1
Iamthestig 4 years

As an ode to Cadbury's fate, Legendary rock band U2 are to release a new protest song using the backing track of their classic "Sunday, Bloody Sunday." The new song is choc full of anti-corporation...