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Colour coded Photo ID cards introduced for the cabinet, to help tell who's who 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Mans kidneys removed without go-ahead during Britains Got Talent final 0
Laughingstock 4 years

he didn’t realise they were operating on him until the commercials. A spokesman for Simon Cowell said it was inappropriate to comment at this stage “but we will be in a position to do so once the...

Councils urged to open books – once they can read... 0
Laughingstock 4 years

Councils urged by Eric Pickles to open up their books for examination once they've learnt to read themselves...

Cameroon claims he's a lumberjack and he's OK 0
dan_waterworth 4 years
Tory glee short-lived as dead Cable named as ex-Stereophonics drummer Stuart 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Occupants arrested as police discover dwelling without flags and bunting 1
Laughingstock 4 years

Norfolk Police today swopped on a house as part of the residents Neighbourhood Watch Scheme in which fellow residents said one household was failing to comply in the national interest of the World...

Red neck Americans are having to come to terms with Black oil 0
dan_waterworth 4 years

More soon millions of barrels more...

Bruised Jupiter 'fell down the stairs' maintains asteroid 0
jp1885 4 years
'He's a nice man: nobody likes him' says Clegg of Cameron 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
'George Osborne not as awful as he appears,' says friend. 1
PluckyMunky 4 years

'Not far off, though'...

Leading study shows 80% of statistics are made up, a further 40% are impossible. 0
dan_waterworth 4 years

97% chance of more coming soon...

British students to help with oiled up American birds 20
virtuallywill 4 years

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/09feb27-nicely-oiled-up.jpg...

Clegg asks for sprinkles on his double dip 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Motorists urged to show support for Somalia by flying Skull and Cross Bones. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Masochists welcomes Cameron’s promise of “more pain to come”. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

Even more pain soon...

iPad makers to raise pay after spate of suicides:BA cabin crew review position 0
virtuallywill 4 years

industrial inaction...

New Islamic Witness threat to UK lifestyle 2
QorbeQ 4 years

A terrible new threat to the British way of life has appeared on the avenues and cul-de-sacs of the UK, says the Mail on Sunday, after al-Qaeda leaders called for their operatives to 'work smarter,...

Chandlers Reunited 1
virtuallywill 4 years

A Kent couple being held by Somali pirates have been temporarily reunited, according to a doctor who treated them., The candle website Chandlers Reunited raised awareness and money from candle-lit...

FA claim 'biggest ever bandwagon' 0
jmcl 4 years

Support for the England football team has enjoyed a dramatic surge in recent days after the finale to Britain’s Got Talent left millions of lives ‘empty and without meaning’. More at...

North Korean atomic super-mutant 'must play in goal' insists FIFA 1
jp1885 4 years

North Korea's attempt to bolster their World Cup team up-front by nominating a specially-bred striker as their third goalkeeper has backfired spectacularly today, after FIFA insisted that the...

Running with scissors event at school sports day halted by Euro Regulations 0
gaijintendo 4 years

"It is shear lunacy"...

Daily Mail editor checked into hospital with repetitive knee jerk injury 1
dandare70 4 years
Poll indicates that 98% of muslim men think 'women treated as equals by Islam' 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'There is no need to change what already works so well', says leading Imam...

Cash crisis sees Man Utd sell Rooney image rights to Potato Marketing Board 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Alistair Campbell cancels annual brain scan 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Houmous prices boosted by double-dip expectations 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
'Everything will be cut', says Cameron 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'Then we will cut some more. The public - especially the lower paid - will appreciate this and hopefully the highest paid and particularly the bankers, will remain unscathed.', 'Its all part of our...

US change of heart on liability as BP says its name is actually short for Bhopal 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Cameron speech to show his premiership will be worse than we thought 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Cumbrian relatives implore Simon Cowell not to release a charity single 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years

The thought of Jedward may tip some over the edge to insanity...