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David Cameron to replace 'sofa government' with chaise longue 0
Ludicity 4 years
'Foreign people are very nice' says Watford supporter 0
Ostsee 4 years

'including Waps, Dagos, Frogs, Krauts and Spics, and of course Stavros. All very nice'...

Rebel Thai general shot dead after serving renegade 'brown' curry 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Government to ban white men wearing summer shorts 0
Mrblacker 4 years

In what is likely to be one of the most controversial pieces of legislation being proposed by the coalition Government, all white men are to be banned from wearing anything but full-length trousers...

Labour's Dirty Tricks Campaign 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years

Danny Alexander, son/nephew of the famous pipe band duo, today accused Labour of "laying stinkbombs around Whitehall." Mr Alexander, sporting a sopping shirt and dripping wet hair said, "And it...

Farage "miscalculated election" - just like his landing... 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
£84m lottery winner says: 'I will buy a bottle opener and stop using my teeth' 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Government typing error robs sexy model Teresa May of job as Home Secretary 0
roybland 4 years

Top UK glamour model Teresa May has failed to become the country's first sexy Home Secretary because a government typist inadvertently added an 'h' to her first name. Instead, Theresa May, the...

Slimline telephone directory launched. 3
riesler 4 years

Thompson Lo-cal...

Richard Hammond to appear on new £20 note. 1
Jimmy 4 years
New Dr Who saves the world from aliens using the same over acting tactics as 1
Basil_B 4 years

the previous eight...

Pete Mandelson considers joining Tories 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'I have always been a loyal and discrete supporter of the Labour Party but enough is enough. Move over Ted Bollocks and all those losers, it's Dave all the Way, for me! Cleggy is a sweetheart, too.'...

Nadine Dorries [ANAGRAM] = Inane Disorder 3
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Lots more soon...

Animal Farm coalition latest 0
riesler 4 years

Napoleon launches 'Pig Society' idea...

BBC to replace Christmas Morecambe and Wise show with new comedy duo 1
roybland 4 years

The BBC is to replace its traditional Morecambe and Wise show at Christmas with a new comedy duo. A BBC spokesman, who declined to name the act, said that the Home Secretary Theresa May will appear...

Curious Newbiscuiter wonders ... 1
Skylarking 4 years

If it is really possible to score yourself five. Here goes - I'm doing this for the good of humanity Oh my word - so you can! Still at least certified mad people, members of the royal family and...

Ryanair fined for poor service "shock" 0
virtuallywill 4 years

more later when the [s]dust[/s] ash has settled...

Milibands' former nanny defends decision to run for Labour leadership 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Not wanting to be left out...

Television psychic forced to admit, ‘Nope, I’m just not picking anything up’ 2
Tigerstripes 4 years

A disappointed audience member said, ‘I was surprised when he said there just didn’t seem to be anyone out there today, but you know, I did appreciate his honesty’...

Volcanic ash likely to settle all over UK media next week 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Charles Kennedy unwilling to raise a glass to coalition deal 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Thai government rejects curfew but leaves kung fu option open 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Jonathan Dimbleby to challenge David for right to host BBC’s ‘Question Time’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Volcanic Ash Cloud Threatens BA Strike 0
Deimos 4 years

The Unite Union today expressed disappointment and frustration that the Icelandic volcano was threatening its planned BA cabin crew strike. However, cabin crew themselves were more defiant...

John Terry condemns Wembley pitch 1
Doctor Jalapeno 4 years

'It won't take a stud' complains former England captain...

Modern day Robin Hood 'disillusioned' with job 3
fernandomando 4 years

Robert Hodson, famous for his job as the 'modern day Robin Hood' has expressed his concerns about his job publicly, and for the first time. 'I took this job for noble reasons,' he said, 'I was...

Liberal Democrat Party fails PAT testing due to 'defective Cable'. 0
Jammydodgers 4 years

"This Appliance is in a highly dangerous condition" said one engineer., "The slightest whiff of power, and it will give off blue flashes then blow itself apart"...

Rioting in Portsmouth. Not over the football, just because it's Saturday night. 2
MADJEZ 4 years
Large Hadron Collider key in deficit reduction 5
Screaming_Jack 4 years

Sources close to newly installed economic dynamo, George Osbourne have leaked details of the radical plans in the Emergency Budget. Aside from the necessity to heavily tax the poor due to their...

Graham Norton says his favourite Dorothy is Dale Winton 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years