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Lying on his death bed

Sir George Spiffing,last of the great English eccentric explorers last words were,Ive been publicaly subjected to ridicule,Ive spent all my life savings,Ive traveled all the worlds railways,Its cost...

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Big Mamas 10.09.11 12:21pm
Oxbridge
Saudi Arabia Reveals Ban On Celebrating Easter Is Because Chocolate Bunnies Melt

Everywhere And Cause A Huge Mess In Middle Eastern Weather. More soon...

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Textbook 10.09.11 12:11pm
Textbook
Egyptian anti-tobacco campaign in jeopardy after they smoke another Embassy

more later...

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virtuallywill 10.09.11 9:57am
virtuallywill
Robbie Savage paired with sheep on Strictly Come Dancing.

Robbie Savage has admitted that he only signed up to appear on Strictly Come Dancing so he could get close to fit women without landing in trouble with the missus. The ex-footballer told his...

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rebel not taken 10.09.11 9:49am
rebel not taken
In bid to improve Islam’s image, Pakistan re-brands Islamabad as Islamagood'

Thanks to Qoxiivi and Dumbnews for the sub-editing...

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virtuallywill 10.09.11 9:48am
virtuallywill
Islamabad to be renamed Islamagood in push to improve the image of Islam

Islamaimage...

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virtuallywill 10.09.11 9:47am
virtuallywill
UKIP outline plans for Bigot Society 2
greg various 10.09.11 9:44am
writinginbsl
Socialist celebrities leave UK to "avoid paying tax to support scroungers" 2
Nick McCarr 10.09.11 9:40am
writinginbsl
Recession forcing builders to finish on time and within budget say OfBotch

A COMBINATION of economic pressures and the influx of Eastern European workers has been blamed for the increase in the number of building contractors having to work into the afternoon on at least two...

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tedweasel 10.09.11 9:33am
writinginbsl
DO NOT DISTRUB DRUG TAKING IN PROGRESS

A row has broken out over a hospital trust’s decision to give patients ‘Do Not Disturb’ uniforms to wear during routine ward drug taking to prevent nurses from speaking to them., When patients...

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Gerontius 10.09.11 9:31am
writinginbsl
Trump's Wig Goes 'On The Lam' After Bust-up With Mogul

The NYPD has issued an APB on Donald Trump's wig, following its owner's decision not to enter the race for The White House next year. The ginger frizz-ball is believed to be armed and dangerous and...

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Duff 10.09.11 9:03am
Duff
Website finally exposes Columbus 'New World' landing conspiracy. 0
the coarse whisperer 10.09.11 8:46am
the coarse whisperer
Bald Phil Collins fan demands place on paralympic team 0
Runestone Cowboy 10.09.11 8:21am
Runestone Cowboy
.XXX domain name warehouse in Swindon destroyed by fire.

A warehouse in Swindon storing over thirty billion of the new XXX domain names has been destroy by fire completely wiping out it entire stock as well the discrete packaging they were to be sent out...

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Steve Wilson 10.09.11 7:53am
Steve Wilson
Masterchef Contestant Booted For Switching Sugar And Salt Around 0
Textbook 10.09.11 5:49am
Textbook
Norman Foster admits 'Gherkin' was meant to look like a willy

"I just can't draw all that well"...

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Nick McCarr 10.09.11 5:13am
Nick McCarr
Comedians to be given all clear to make jokes about 9-11 0
Nick McCarr 10.09.11 5:12am
Nick McCarr
9/11 was a hoax.

Oh, sorry. Typo. I meant to write that the Holocaust was a hoax...

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rikkor 09.09.11 11:41pm
Qoxiivi
Hallmark Cards launch "Happy 9.11!" range

More tasteful cards soon...

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dvo4fun 09.09.11 10:00pm
The All New Jeni B
Benefits cut warning over truancy as Parliament publish MP's attendance

sitting this one out, and the next...

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virtuallywill 09.09.11 4:04pm
virtuallywill
David Beckham eyes dream move to QPR.

David Beckham is hoping to secure a switch from LA Galaxy to West London glamour club QPR:, "I am fully focused on moving to QPR and helping them win the Olympics Games " said Beckham. The 36 year...

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rebel not taken 09.09.11 4:03pm
Golgo13
Vote Perry : She kissed a girl, and liked it

The US electorate are blowing Hot'n'cold over Perry's candidature. Although Fireworks are planned if the expected support of California Girls materialises. More soon...

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simonjmr 09.09.11 3:50pm
Akiko
Muslim convert to Christianity takes up rustling livestock

As he might as well be hanged for a sheep as apostasy...

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greg various 09.09.11 3:17pm
greg various
UK Employment Projected To Fall To Zero...

The recently published figures on the rate of decline of employment in the UK suggest that British jobs will have disappeared in their entirety by 2019, and the Government is accordingly seeking...

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Awkward Facts 09.09.11 2:37pm
Awkward Facts
Parent's anger at Blyton foundation as classic characters grow up

Parents and teachers are today appalled by the Enid Blyton foundations attempt to boost sales with an all new selection of adult books based on the Enid's classic characters. 'I managed to get hold...

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Screenie 09.09.11 1:23pm
Screenie
Saab owners will just have to be content with a Volvo next time. 1
Griffin 09.09.11 12:36pm
borednow
It really is that bad - Robert Peston released back on to the 6 o'clock news

It was confirmed yesterday that the UK economy really is in a state much worse than predicted by the Treasury earlier in the year as the BBC release annoying tosspot Robert Peston back on to our TV...

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grottymonty 09.09.11 11:42am
Scroat
New bullshit detectors to be trialled in Parliament

Following decades of deceit, false claims, misleading comments, hidden agendas and general gibberish a unique bullshit detection system is to be trialled in Parliament which could make it more...

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Dick Everyman 09.09.11 11:34am
borednow
Carlos Tevez in turmoil as family moves to Manchester

Carlos Tevez’s attempts to engineer a big money move away from Man City have been dealt a blow after his family decided to move back to Manchester. The Argentinean had been keen to move to another...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 09.09.11 11:13am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Ketchup outage latest, McDonalds appeal for calm

McDonalds outlets in five states have no stock of ketchup with a further three on 'red alert'. The shortage began in Arizona where a trainee employee attempted to switch sachets with five people in...

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Pagantroll 09.09.11 10:31am
Pagantroll