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Eight Killed By Rolling News. 1
sredni vashta 12.01.12 1:10pm
Teachers' spot betting, a sick game claim parents of teenage boys 0
medici2471 12.01.12 1:01pm
Nuclear bad image blamed on Bond, not Chernobyl, Fukushima or 3 Mile Island

More of the same later...

virtuallywill 12.01.12 12:53pm
Ministry of Transport admits Motorway Crawler Lanes are "on the rise". 0
seymour totti 12.01.12 12:52pm
seymour totti
IOC Admit London Didn’t Win Olympics Bid Afterall

London planners of the Olympic games awoke to the shock revelation that it wouldn’t be hosting the 2012 games as, it had for many years, believed it would. It seems that during the bidding process,...

brieosh1 12.01.12 12:49pm
Spot Fixing scandal hits 'Aunt Sally'

The Kings Arms in Wantage, Oxfordshire, has become the centre of the latest spot fixing accusation. It is alleged that a player agreed to miss the dolly in the third leg in a game of Aunt Sally in...

Perks 12.01.12 12:49pm
Anti-Higgs boson discovered. 'Not what we were looking for' claims sad physicist 1
Griffin 12.01.12 12:33pm
Virgin money

"Just show us your tits, Sheila!" ?...

Jesse Bigg 12.01.12 12:32pm
Jesse Bigg
RBS to cut 3,500 jobs in England and Wales 0
medici2471 12.01.12 12:23pm
Wales upset as Mummy and Daddy are arguing again 6
Immunis 12.01.12 12:21pm
The All New Jeni B
John Terry tells mortgage lender he prefers not to be in the black 1
charlies_hat 12.01.12 12:19pm
Internal Daily Express review finds no evidence its staff try to find the truth 0
Duncan Biscuit 12.01.12 12:16pm
Duncan Biscuit
RBS employee told to report to Job Centre booth number one please 0
Duncan Biscuit 12.01.12 12:15pm
Duncan Biscuit
Videos emerge of President Assad pissing on his people’s hopes for democracy 0
Duncan Biscuit 12.01.12 12:14pm
Duncan Biscuit
Cricketer in spot fixing case admits to using Clearasil 0
JETFAB 12.01.12 11:51am
Growing number of whiplash claims out of control say MPs.

Max Mosley unavailable for comment...

MrQ 12.01.12 11:28am
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MrQ 12.01.12 11:27am
Met office warns that the warm winter will hurt Climate Change Deniers

The Met Office today warned that the unusually warm winter will prevent the usual flock of Climate Change Deniers from wintering in the country. This will prevent people from hearing their...

steve_l 12.01.12 11:22am
Salmond poaches chef

In a shock move Scotland's first minister,Alex Salmond, has appointed disgraced TV chef Antony 'Borrow' Thompson as the public face of the Scottish independence campaign., Defending the...

JETFAB 12.01.12 11:08am
Throwaway remarks to be banned under EU Environmental Laws. More soon.

Inspired completely and utterly by writinginbsl...

Al OPecia 12.01.12 11:03am
Protestors flock to challenge pigeon-feeding ASBO. More ASBOs soon

there may be some more mileage in this ?...

FlashArry 12.01.12 10:41am
Salsa dancing class flyer respondant, finds only abandoned shopping trolley

Guy Flunt (32) of Clapham was left flabberghasted yesterday evening, as he turned up for his free introductory salsa lesson and found nothing at the address other than an abandoned Asda trolley with...

Newsquelch 12.01.12 10:40am
Government takes concrete steps to cement ties with construction industry 1
Dumbnews 12.01.12 10:39am
Taliban commander hails success of internet roll-out.

Qari Ahmadullah, 47, a district commander and community outreach worker in Kandahar province, has hailed the success of a pilot scheme to supply local teenagers with laptops and access to the...

John Ffitch-Rucker 12.01.12 10:35am
New ‘Ed Mil-ogram’ set to take birthday party scene by storm

Forget Stripograms and Kissograms, the latest craze for birthday parties is an Ed Mil-ogram. This new offering will see the Labour leader deliver a message of your choice and then spend the evening...

Vertically Challenged Giant 12.01.12 10:34am
Friday Nights In Thorne, South Yorkshire Will Never Be The Same Again.......

.Since the death of shopkeeper, Billy Tomkins (nicknamed Billy The Swill) due to his prowess of removing vomit, in next to no time, from his shop doorway., Mourners are thus advised not to drink too...

Jesse Bigg 12.01.12 10:26am
Jesse Bigg
A23 southbound closed after child’s backpack sheds load over both carriageways

Drivers travelling from London to Gatwick or Brighton are being urged to re-plan their journeys and allow extra time after southbound traffic was brought to a standstill this morning at around 8:00. ...

Newsquelch 12.01.12 10:24am
Popular Russian "Down And Out" Antifreeze Drinks To Be Exported To UK.....

.Initial target will be British tramps, but could go nationwide if the recession worsens...

Jesse Bigg 12.01.12 10:00am
Jesse Bigg
Teacher paid £80k after leaving work says she "was doing a lot of marking" 0
charlies_hat 12.01.12 9:53am
Nicolas Sarkozy confirmed as "world's smallest frog" 0
simonjmr 12.01.12 9:50am