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Health & Safety fears in Delhi as thousands of local fans sit on stadium roof. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

When asked about the cut priced tickets for locals an official didn't understand the problem 'We do it on the trains and buses'. The Commonwealth stadium shuttle yesterday.,...

Commonwealth Games Seating Problem as 'One Fan Per Stand' Policy is Introduced 1
IABP 4 years
Apple approve the launch of iBreast - thousands of teenage boys subscribe 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Break through Breast Cancer were both happy and sad today. "Very pleased to hear that Apple have approved the iBreast app which includes video of how to check breasts" said a spokeswoman "we...

'New money' to become 'no money' 0
jp1885 4 years
Complete re-print required for this months edition of Country Life. 3
Basil_B 4 years

This after the editors of the magazine were horrified to learn that a couple pictured at one of the many hunt balls featured in the magazine did not have a million pounds in their bank accounts or...

Bankers Keen to Play Commonwealth Games 0
wolfie 4 years

In a shock show of international sporting solidarity, Bankers flocked in to Delhi. "Are the rules still: act like an arse, then squander the Common Wealth?" asked spokesman Quentin Blewit. "and the...

Profesor Robwert Edward was a warded the nobel prize today for 4
arrghgarry 4 years

inventing a way to have fat ugly babies via test tube ,which was at 20 years ahead of Nu labours policy of encouraging any fat slag to get knocked up...

Vatican to be rebranded 'Holy See You Next Tuesday' 0
Scroat 4 years
Child Benefit Cuts Force Unemployed Children Back Up Chimneys 0
wolfie 4 years

Delighted Tories with big houses and dirty chimneys have welcomed moves to get idle jobless children off benefits and back cleaning chimneys where they belong., "'seen and not heard' weren't never...

Boots redundancies ‘largely cosmetic’ says spokesman 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Mystery man who made large charitable gift identified as Arsenal goalkeeper 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Police protection for Hodgson after footballer stabbed in back in Liverpool 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
British IVF pioneer has already made his own Nobel Prize 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
King Herod set to announce plan for large child benefit cost-saving 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Vatican criticises Nobel Prize for IVF citing "more temptation for priests". 0
tl72uk 4 years
Cameron and Osborne families 'stoical' about loss of their child benefit 0
roybland 4 years
Smoking Ban on Facebook will mean a decline in membership.... 0
Rowly 4 years
Labour said to be 'seething' that it cannot make benefit cuts 0
roybland 4 years
Less well off celebrate as Osbourne asks BP to cap welfare benefits. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Al Qaeda operatives train suicide squirrels in the UK, claims expert. More soon. 3
dominic_mcg 4 years
Something somewhere attacked some way by unspecified terrorist group/individual. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Worlds first anti-social networking site closes due to lack of members 11
Iamthestig 4 years
Charities predict big increase in abandoned kids as benefit cuts bite 0
roybland 4 years

Children's charities predict a big jump in the number of abandoned children as a result of the government's cuts in child benefit.,  , 'Undoubtedly many parents will want to dump their children as...

Poor Children To Be Cut For Universal Benefit 0
Ablative Fabsolute 4 years

As part of its campaign to “clobber old Britain back into shape”, The Telegraph today called for a radical rethinking of universal child benefit, namely the rearranging of certain words. When...

Satanic Osbourne targets children 0
Sinnick 4 years

you never see George & Ozzy in the same room, do you - coincidence ? [with sincere apologies to the true Ozzy, who isn't that evil)...

'Josie shouldn't have won Big Brother' Vatican claims 0
Scroat 4 years

More unbelievable Papal Bulle soon...

Tories to combat corruption by re-instating the Class System. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Tell me it isn't true...

ExxonMobil Accused of Secretly Growing Algae in City Ponds for Future Biofuels 0
IABP 4 years
All 1970's comedy shows to have politically incorrect language over-dubbed 0
Iamthestig 4 years

In a bid to keep such classics as Love thy neighbour, it ain't half hot mum, bless this house and Till death us do part, relevant. The BBC and ITV have joined forces in a huge challenge. The...

Gap Between Rich and Poor Inevitable if You're Rich and Make the Policies 1
IABP 4 years

says George Osbourne. "Besides, the gap's not getting wider because the rich are getting richer. It's because the poor are now going to be getting less. It won't alter their standard of living. You...