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Writer dies in stampede to first joke about Harry Redknapp drawing Young Boys 15
pinxit 4 years


Fairground owner sues nude-rollercoasters for damages after record attempt 3
pinxit 4 years

'Refubishment of all seats necessary' says Southend's Adventureland Island CEO. 'They would go and choose the scariest white-knuckle ride we have. We've had to give our cleaning staff the day off -...

Hollywood begins filming 'Blood Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend!' 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

Theme tune proposed to be an adaptation of Burt Bacharach's 'Anyone Who Had a Heart' and will be renamed 'Anyone Who Has a Stump'....

Naomi Campbell is a lying, egotistical, spoiled twat.. so nothing new there then 1
riesler 4 years
Pakistan cricket teams prayers for rain "Wide of the mark" 3
simonjmr 4 years
Turkey groom kills wedding guests... 0
riesler 4 years

"They kept asking what I was doing for Christmas!"...

Zardari comment a trifle smug and trite when taken in context.. 3
Sharpehunter 4 years

Front pages all over Haiti this morning led with the headline "We have more water than they could ever wish for" Says Pakistan Prime Minister. Wyclef, who is currently focusing on the challenges...

Easy-Jet aircraft to be fitted with guns and missiles in defence budget shake-up 2
Iamthestig 4 years

As the date for the defence review announcement moves nearer, secretary Liam Fox has revealed some of the more interesting solutions as the governement look to save loads of money. After lengthy...

Blackpool celebrations at being in the top half of the Prem League, 6 arrested 4
Sharpehunter 4 years

Wild celebrations took place this weekend when Blackpool fans realised that they were in the top half of the Premier League, needless bouts of drinking led to alcohol fuelled violence which left the...

Sarah Ferguson to open to the public in bid to raise funds. 1
uddertucker 4 years
Gillard causes outrage in Australia, denies calling Howard a dunderhead... 6
Sharpehunter 4 years

Julia Gillard the controversial leader of the Labour Party in Australia yesterday caused outrage when apparently she was overheard at a Barbie (an Australian version of a picnic) referring to the...

Man taken to hospital after receiving Heart transplant from Richard 2
Iamthestig 4 years

Sources say he has a Dicky Ticker!...

Finish defends use of Naomi Campbell for "The blood diamond standard" adverts 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Zardari ends UK visit with a rally.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

Pakistani Prime Minsiter Zardari ended his 5 day visit to the UK with a rally. A keen fan of motor sports since his impoverished childhood when the family used to have a fleet of soapbox carts as a...

Woman called 'Sheila' enters Australian race for Premiership.. 7
Sharpehunter 4 years

In what has been called a pretty under-handed ploy, the Australian Liberal Party have announced a new candidate as their potential runner for the Premiership. The previously unknown called Sheila has...

Warfarin called for as Taylor blood diamond trial thickens. 1
Basil_B 4 years
Free milk for newborns 'may be scrapped' 2
ChrisHarrison 4 years

Babies could soon be charged for suckling at their mother’s teat, if a controversial new proposal is given the green light. Following Downing Street’s decision not to abolish the Nursery Milk...

Right-handed iPhone antenna designer resigns, ambidextrous successor sought 0
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

More soon., [url=]You heard it here first[/url]...

Surprise in Finland as sauna contest reveals new layers of stupidity (and skin) 1
Sharpehunter 4 years

The Annual Sauna Contest in Finland raised a few eyebrows today, along with lots of blisters and layers of peeling flesh. Of the 130 competitors who chose to boil themselves alive only 2 made it...

1960s feminists launch new website, 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Gays still facing discrimination at work, say, limp-wristed, shirt-lifters. 6
PluckyMunky 4 years

With appreciation of Oxbridge's hammering irony and with the intention of turning the clock back 40 years...

Blair sums up his 10 years as PM in 'frank and unflinching' memoirs 0
pinxit 4 years

" I couldn't give a shit." he says...

London customer converses with newsagent after 14 years of buying milk 5
la maga 4 years

Today Gerald Trantor, an account executive who has lived in Camden, London for 14 years, accidentally initiated a conversation with Atif Dasu, the owner of the corner shop he has used for that entire...

No 'cast iron evidence' on free school lager as Cameron pledges to keep it 0
pinxit 4 years

More anon * hic *...

Pot-hole slalom to be introduced to 2012 Olympics 4
riesler 4 years

Event to feature high speed descent of the A227, weaving between potholes and avoiding terminal suspension failure. Is it just my imagination or has our road network fallen apart 'cos the weathers'...

Phrasebiscuit. 4
MADJEZ 4 years

Give a man a fish and he will be happy for an hour. Teach a man to fish and he'll be bored shitless all day...

Brit athlete fined for 'Unsporting Behaviour' after throwing javelin at opponent 0
pinxit 4 years

"Jarvis immediately apologised to the stricken competitor." said GB Athletics Coach, "Although I'm not sure he heard it, as he was on the ground at the time, pinioned between the eyes. Our thoughts...

Finally good news from Pakistan - no drought expected this Autumn! 2
Sharpehunter 4 years

no monsoon...

Eminem denies he is the bastard son of Steven Segal but did plead guilty to 0
arrghgarry 4 years

overuse of cliches in latest song...

Release of Kate Moss Jam to be followed by Naomi Campbell's Pickle 0
Rizzo 4 years

or something to that effect...