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Concerns over 'skill fade' at MOD Main Building

Defence chiefs are worried that during the current austerity measures and having to do 'more with less', they are slowing losing their well honed abilities to piss public money up the wall on...

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Pinhead 14.04.11 3:48pm
Pinhead
Man's attempt at conversation with US customs official flops

Brian Evans, a taxi driver from Nantwich attempted a little easy banter at US Passport Control yesterday. Mr Evans, 38, was arriving at JFK in New York to visit his sister for a few days and was...

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MC One R 19.04.11 8:54am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Cameron's speech announcing 'taste test' for 'good imigration' leaked

Let me be quite clear. Sam and I love a Ruby on a Saturday night, so the Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis- call them what you will, they're in. The Chinese, yes, sure, they've made a terrific...

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Ironduke 15.04.11 11:37pm
Ironduke
Honey production in France collapses as bee keepers stung into inaction. 2
Griffin 14.04.11 3:14pm
Griffin
Lady Gaga's publicity agent insists No Gag order in place 0
Ironduke 14.04.11 2:32pm
Ironduke
Coalition announce "collateral casualties" in operation to prevent Gaddaffi

from "massacring civilians"...

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Ironduke 19.06.11 12:52pm
Ironduke
Prince William's crew astonished at wedding invite

"Good crivens and lorks a'mighty, we never thought the likes of us would get asked up to Lunnon, all fancy clothes and sandwiches wi' no crusts mi'lady" said Flight Lieutenant Amos Nance., "Oi mean...

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Ironduke 14.04.11 2:39pm
Ostsee
Doughnut factory goes bankrupt. Administrators report big hole in accounts. 0
Basil_B 14.04.11 2:07pm
Basil_B
France reports a sudden increase in balaclava sales today. 0
Basil_B 14.04.11 1:30pm
Basil_B
David Cameron rejects Cable immigration criticism. 'Sod faxing them' he says. 0
Basil_B 14.04.11 1:09pm
Basil_B
Vale of Glamorgan banned in France

more soon, don't you know, yackidah...

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Pinhead 14.04.11 12:24pm
Pinhead
New French law, unveiled 0
QorbeQ 14.04.11 12:19pm
QorbeQ
شما حرامزاده خونین

said opponents to Cameron's new immigration policy...

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Pinhead 14.04.11 12:08pm
Pinhead
Newsbiscuit flurry of activity set to subside

as lunch break comes to an end. In about 4 (or 34) minutes...

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Pinhead 14.04.11 11:55am
Pinhead
Batman musical flops after playwright fails to find rhyme for ‘KA-POW!’ 4
jp1885 14.04.11 2:07pm
Ironduke
Isle of Wight opens ‘Codgerworld’ – Britain’s first play barn for the elderly

Holidaymakers of a certain age are in for a treat this summer, following the grand opening of ‘Codgerworld’ - Britain’s first play barn for the elderly – a few miles outside Sandown: the...

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jp1885 14.04.11 4:04pm
SteveCut
George Galloway to sue Canada after they described him as a British Politician.

The former Celebrity Big Brother inmate claims it has damaged his reputaion, and caused him great distress...

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Ian Searle 14.04.11 12:36pm
Ostsee
Catherine Zeta Jones-Douglas has rare Tripolar disorder 0
simonjmr 14.04.11 11:32am
simonjmr
Actor wins sex claims gagging order after sex gagging

The actor who can't be named, because he has a gag in on, doesn't want the public to know that he slept with the same woman as Wayne Rooney as it may damage his image...

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Ian Searle 14.04.11 12:30pm
John Wiltshire
Fox's Glacier Mint star

refutes bipolar claims...

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Pinhead 15.04.11 10:58am
Pinhead
Newsagent shocked as someone asks about counter sweet jar charity

A newsagent from Blackpool was recovering from shock today after being asked a question about the charity he was collecting for in his make shift old sweet jar placed on the counter., 'The day was...

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Basil_B 14.04.11 11:18am
Basil_B
Bipolar claims over Michael Palin after he visits both Arctic and Antarctic 0
Ian Searle 14.04.11 11:16am
Ian Searle
Nice Aliens Regret Speaking Out!

The recent discovery of alien life on Mithra 11 in the Calian galaxy has brought with it new dilemmas., You will remember that these gentle peace loving aliens made themselves known to us when they...

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numerounachica 14.04.11 12:33pm
Ostsee
Spurs to go through to final of champions league by default...

after Real Madrid fails authenticity test...

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Screenie 14.04.11 11:15am
Screenie
God Banned for Causing Too Much Trouble!

A results of a recent survey among the population of the UK has given a boost to the B.A.R party., BAR, (Ban All Religions) which used to be considered very much a minority movement has gained...

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numerounachica 14.04.11 10:57am
numerounachica
NHS Scrapped – Total Shut Down of All Hospitals Saves Massive Amounts of Money!

In the light of the recent budget cuts, and the savings made by scrapping minor operations for wisdom teeth and the like, David Cameron is today expected to announce the devastating news that all the...

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numerounachica 14.04.11 10:55am
John Wiltshire
Royal wedding chaos as Kate Middleton arrested for wearing veil

Well someone had to...

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Scroat 15.04.11 7:36am
jp1885
Poor people suffer from Manic Depression – Bipolar disorder too expensive!

Hollywood Consultant to the stars, Trey Carcinoma says, ‘Like M.E and other syndromes, famous actresses are suffering from this disorder more and more. Luckily, because they have teams of nannies,...

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numerounachica 14.04.11 9:28am
numerounachica
Horror writer holed up in isolated backwoods finishes novel without incident

A troubled writer of supernatural tales has confounded his fans by returning from his sojourn in an isolated New England backwater not only with a fresh and healthy outlook on life but also a fully...

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jp1885 14.04.11 9:03am
jp1885
SSE CEO seriously ill in hospital

Ian Marchant, CEO of Scottish and Southern Electric is still in intensive care with two cracked ribs and a collapsed lung following the interuption of his speach to senior board members yesterday. ...

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Pinhead 14.04.11 8:57am
Pinhead