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Ass takes out injunction banning comparisons with 'the law'. 2
Ironduke 09.06.11 7:22am
Al OPecia
Doctors call Europe's eColi outbreak "Great Bowel Shift" 3
rikkor 09.06.11 7:20am
Al OPecia
US reveals Al Quaida cone plot.

US sources say today that information gathered from the Abbottabad hidehout of Osama Bin Laden shows that Al Quaida were in the advanced planning stages of a plot to economically cripple the UK by...

LostLad 09.06.11 12:12am
Newsagents organise Smutwalk in protest against internet porn : REWORK

UK Newsagents are facing financial ruin, due to free porn that is widely available on the internet. Over the last 12 years sales of over the counter grot and jazz mags have declined due to the growth...

simonjmr 08.06.11 10:53pm
eColi outbreak finally pinned to rimming in German Scheiße movies. 11
SingingHinny 08.06.11 10:52pm
"Big Society" Volunteers Admit....

.'Just taking the piss out of the unemployed.'...

Jesse Bigg 08.06.11 9:34pm
Jesse Bigg
Cameron All Set For Another Holiday Break?....

."Don't forget your flip-flops, darling," says the wife...

Jesse Bigg 08.06.11 9:19pm
Jesse Bigg
Disappointed Olympics fans get tickets to Bahrain Grand Prix instead. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 08.06.11 7:52pm
Guide dogs for blind guide dogs initiative ‘still waiting for green light’.

A radical programme aimed at getting blind guide dogs back into work is facing further delays after bumping into the rearranged living room of government cuts. Under the current guidelines, many...

SingingHinny 08.06.11 5:30pm
Prince Harry caught using reverse trichology in bid to resemble Charles 3
pere floza 08.06.11 4:55pm
Olympic Beach Volleyball to be shown in 3D after 9 pm

The organisers of the 2012 Olympics have announced that they will be showing Beach Volleyball in 3D after the 9 o'clock watershed, with commentary by Andy Gray and Richard Keys. 'This will take the...

John Wiltshire 08.06.11 4:42pm
Keiren Fallon faces ban probe after entering village Gymkhana

Keiren Fallon, the controversial jockey who was recently banned from riding in the Derby, is facing claims that he instead entered a village Gymkhana. Records confirm that an 11 year-old girl called...

08.06.11 4:32pm
Psychic claims bodies buried in and around satirical website and in graveyards 1
simonjmr 08.06.11 4:21pm
Prison term shelved - schools to revert to Summer term - teachers "gutted" 0
brownpaperreporter 08.06.11 3:19pm
Muse charged with indecent assault after touching Penge Poetry Society member 2
pinxit 08.06.11 3:06pm
Apple to launch Bob Marley limited edition i-Rieman soon... 0
Iamthestig 08.06.11 2:20pm
Saggy Ring unfortunate anagram for Ryan Giggs 0
Dick Everyman 08.06.11 1:54pm
Dick Everyman
Toddler found in Gobi Desert

I thought this was something off Come Dine With Me at first

Dick Everyman 08.06.11 1:04pm
Dick Everyman
Government sentencing plans in disarray, too many verbs not enough nouns.

Soon; more "?...

MADJEZ 08.06.11 1:01pm
Delays expected as Olympic torch bearers told to offer a light to smokers. 0
SingingHinny 08.06.11 12:53pm
Government OAP Anti-obesity Policy Declared a Success

David Cameron was said to be thrilled with reports that pensioners on low incomes are choosing to cut back on food to pay fuel bills., "Our policy of keeping pensions low as food and fuel bills...

LizzyG 08.06.11 12:17pm
Doctors unable to medicate as Zippy and George lose their voice.

Bungle 'inconsolable'....

Mr Payne 08.06.11 11:33am
Mr Payne
Everyone: 'I always knew Giggs was a cheat but I decided not to say anything'

Every journalist has now admitted they knew all along that Ryan Giggs was a love cheat, but they all decided not to say anything at the time until everyone else knew. Said Bill Williams, the Daily...

John Wiltshire 08.06.11 11:24am
John Wiltshire
Ryan Giggs found to be responsible for all the evil in the world 0
John Wiltshire 08.06.11 11:11am
John Wiltshire
Minister rapped over rapeseed remarks

Jim Paice MP, Minister of State for Agriculture and Food has declined to apologise after he appeared to suggest that some rapeseeds were better than others. It followed a BBC interview about...

Dick Everyman 08.06.11 11:09am
Dick Everyman
New National Crime Agency ‘first step in Lords reform’ says Clegg 1
Duncan Biscuit 08.06.11 10:57am
Tories to u-turn on General Election victory. 2
SingingHinny 08.06.11 10:55am
e.Coli traced to Norwegian bananas. 1
Griffin 08.06.11 10:49am
Andy Murray disappointed to miss out on 3D TV coverage of Wimbledon finals 1
Duncan Biscuit 08.06.11 10:37am
2012 Olympic torch unveiling fiasco after designers forget to include batteries 0
Duncan Biscuit 08.06.11 9:22am
Duncan Biscuit