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Increase in CofE funeral charges blamed on cost of living 0
Sinnick 07.02.12 4:35pm
Man emerges from bunker to learn Cod War is over

After spending more than four decades underground, Harold Smith, 82, emerged from his bunker yesterday to learn the country was no longer at war. 'We all thought it was the end,' said Mr Smith, a...

hughesroland 07.02.12 4:35pm
France launches own currency

Economists were last night divided by the proposed introduction of a novelty currency designed to entice tourists to France. Some financial experts believe that the currency – called the...

kimllfixit 07.02.12 4:14pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Liverpool soccer cat accused of racism. 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 07.02.12 4:13pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Queen marks 60th anniversary of wearing Crown Jewels during sex for first time 0
hughesroland 07.02.12 4:05pm
Busy escort agency owner reportedly "out of sorts" 2
Nick McCarr 07.02.12 3:44pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Attorney General unhappy at release of radical cleric Akuna Matata. 0
MADJEZ 07.02.12 1:02pm
Redknapp jury retire to inspect their brown envelopes. 0
MADJEZ 07.02.12 1:00pm
Lawsuit issued on behalf of Wales as it's people forced to live in abject misery 0
charlies_hat 07.02.12 12:46pm
Joy as co-joined quadruplets survive separation

There were high sixes all around at a hospital in East Anglia yesterday as Siamese quadruplets Kylie, Chardonnay, Porsche and Wayne were successfully separated after an hour long operation. The...

Marko 07.02.12 12:23pm
Miracle as Turin Shroud found under armpit?

Giuseppe De L'aconte, 27 from Walsall, was shocked to discover Christs image yesterday as he was shaving his armpits prior to a sunbed session. Italian born Giuseppe, who has lived in a council...

Marko 07.02.12 12:02pm
Seaworld orca trial not a black and white issue, says judge

.. wee frilly...

cinquecento 07.02.12 11:24am
Government marks Charles Dickens' bicentenary by reintroducing the Poor House 1
dvo4fun 07.02.12 10:27am
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Gary Stanton 07.02.12 9:41am
Gary Stanton
Bad hotel experience 'not remotely like Fawlty Towers', admits guest 0
Oxbridge 07.02.12 9:04am
Farmer paints sheep green to help him find them in the snow

With parts of the country covered in a blanket of snow and obscured by thick fog, some farmers have been having great difficulty finding their sheep over recent days. This has led one Leicestershire...

Vertically Challenged Giant 07.02.12 8:57am
Abu Qatada appointed as ECHR judge to fulfil 'ethnic minority' quota

In a shock decision, radical cleric Abu Qatada has been appointed as a new judge at the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg following his recent release on bail. The move was defended by...

Paul 07.02.12 3:00am
Government Upset At Law Being Enforced

Following the release of Abu Qatada from prison Whitehall has accused Judges of protecting the very thing Quatada hopes to destroy. A spokesperson for the Government said, “Listen, Islamic...

Hooch 07.02.12 1:24am
New Formula 1 season: latest gossip

New Formula 1 season: latest gossip, • McLaren to carry out further trial at Dubai GP of last year’s successful new suspension system based on Arab Spring., • Jenson Hamilton expected to beat...

JustSomeBloke 07.02.12 12:04am
"It's a rotten job at times" - Queen stuns TV audience 1
Drylaw 06.02.12 11:31pm
Team GB in crisis as second cyclist fails to fail doping test 0
tedweasel 06.02.12 10:29pm
“You’ll new die alone.” Liverpool’s tribute to Cairo

Liverpool-based ‘Fans but Hooligans Club’ has congratulated their Egyptian counterparts on the stunning score in Cairo earlier this week: “Our lads had held the world record since Hysel in 1985...

dvo4fun 06.02.12 9:09pm
Dawn French can’t swim in the sea anymore.

“Those harpoons are bloody painful’ she explains...

John Ffitch-Rucker 06.02.12 8:44pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Bradley Wiggins still hopeful of victory in 2010 Tour de France 3
06.02.12 8:38pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Capello opposes Huhne resignation decision

England coach Fabio Capello says he disagrees with the governments decision to accept the resignation of Chris Huhne as energy secretary. "This will be a big loss to the cabinet and the Lib Dems"...

simonjmr 06.02.12 6:37pm
Plockton Assbeard
Deaf Pensioner finds unexploded bomb in ear

Parts of London were closed yesterday when Elsie Boothroyd, 90, who has been deaf since the Blitz, had a UXB removed from her left ear by bomb disposal experts. After a dog ran off with her usual...

Marko 06.02.12 6:33pm
Shark pedicures 'not without risk' warns HSE

The beauty industry was rocked by fresh controversy yesterday, when health experts warned consumers against the latest trend for shark pedicures. "We have already made consumers aware of the health...

06.02.12 6:31pm
Russia withdraws veto as UN mandate ammended to 'Surrey' 0
tedweasel 06.02.12 6:03pm
Temperatures rise as 'Car Thermometer debate gets heated'

The totally seasonal weather this weekend has seen a shopping centre in Northampton become scene of violence on a scale not seen since August. Disturbances broke out following a conversation that...

Perks 06.02.12 5:22pm
Daily Mail editor confirms his paper's values centre on Fleet Street's ...

traditional absence of values...

roybland 06.02.12 5:21pm