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No Policy Change on Use of Date Systems BC and AD claims BBCE

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medici2471 29.09.11 8:50am
medici2471
PM bans supermarket plastic bags – knit your own

Britain’s biggest supermarkets and their customers are today given an ultimatum by the Prime Minister, stop using plastic carrier bags and start knitting your own. “During the war years, the...

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witless 29.09.11 8:45am
witless
Brain damaged Judge has right to live

Landmark ruling, Judges in a persistent vegetative state are "common or garden"...

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witless 29.09.11 8:40am
witless
"He's Bad!...He's Bad!" Transcript released from Jackson doc's frantic call

More later...

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spoole2112 29.09.11 8:35am
Screenie
Scientists discover "anti-policy" particles by smashing Milibands together

Scientists at CERN's research centre have made a startling discovery, after getting bored and messing about with their Large Hadron Collider. "We've not had much luck lately", explained Dr Heinz...

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Al OPecia 29.09.11 8:28am
Sinnick
Saudi King Decree: Take the whip crack away 0
Gary Baldy 29.09.11 8:27am
Gary Baldy
Thurrock FC in bid for Tevez 0
Sinnick 29.09.11 8:12am
Sinnick
Tramp Looks Set for Spell on the Sidelines After Refusing to Come Off Bench

in Villa Park...

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kga6 29.09.11 8:08am
Screenie
Bambell told, "You dirty old man". More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 29.09.11 7:03am
dvo4fun
Plans for New IKEA Shelved by Locals Supporting Village DIY Shop

Residents of a village earmarked as the location to build a new IKEA complex have put the project to bed today with "rigorous campaigning". They flocked to the local do-it-yourself shop to show their...

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kga6 29.09.11 6:29am
kga6
Pope "a little pious" claims man who met him in Germany last week

"Frankly he was all holier than thou, which was a bit off putting. He should act a bit meeker. More people would like him then" More soon...

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simonjmr 29.09.11 5:46am
simonjmr
THE PABST SPEAKS

The Pope was on a roll, and continued, "This is a similar concept to the lunatic Paul Wolfowitz, (Yes, THAT Paul Wolfowitz), scheme for harvesting bull elephant semen to use as a life-giving elixir...

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yuri_nahl 29.09.11 4:20am
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Hold Carlos close and talk quietly and calmly to him

Man City chiefs send Mancini on tantrum management course...

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Plockton Assbeard 28.09.11 10:34pm
borednow
Amazon Zero Power Kindle

In a series of product announcements, Amazon have introduced a new range of Kindle devices including what may be the most revolutionary Zero Power Kindle. "This is a game changer.", claimed Jeff...

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apepper 28.09.11 8:28pm
apepper
Iron curtain targetted by metal thieves

Meanwhile Somali pirates make off with Oil Rig...

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brd888 28.09.11 8:21pm
brd888
Metal thieves raid scrap yard

Scrapyard owner, Fred Goodwin, yesterday pleaded for information from the public following a massive raid on his scrap metal yard yesterday. "They made off with dozens of manhole covers, three bronze...

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brd888 28.09.11 8:18pm
brd888
THE CATALYST FOR THE "IRON CURTAIN SPEECH"

Many people, including those scholars who focus on recent British history, do, not know that Winston Churchill, who was normally never at a loss for, words, had a veritable desert in his mind after...

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yuri_nahl 28.09.11 8:16pm
Textbook
Amazon Kindle Fire "inflammable and may catch light at any moment"

Obvious jokes here...

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JohnA 28.09.11 7:47pm
JohnA
Mystery teenager 'spent five years in his bedroom'

An anonymous sixteen-year-old boy found sleeping rough in a local park claims to have spent five years in his bedroom before being ejected from the family home by his father. Psychologists say the...

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roybland 28.09.11 7:25pm
roybland
Saudi woman gets 20 lashes for driving to cast vote - no-one surprised. 0
JohnA 28.09.11 6:31pm
JohnA
The Artist Formerly Known as Mince finally embraces vegetarianism 0
vertical 28.09.11 6:02pm
vertical
Scam Nets Vulnerable Victims

Over 200,000 people in the UK may have fallen victim to criminals who woo them online in order to steal their money. Researchers from Leicester University discovered that amongst those surveyed one...

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medici2471 28.09.11 5:45pm
Crapwerewolf
A nation mourns: Where were you when David Miliband lost the leadership race!!

Over a year has now passed since the defeat of David Miliband by his victorious brother Ed Miliband, and with it the death of new Labour. A nation now reflects those momentous times and it's...

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simonjmr 28.09.11 3:51pm
Screenie
Tainted US melons kill up to 16

That's what you get when you eat fruit that's been rubbed around your arse. More soon...

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simonjmr 28.09.11 3:37pm
simonjmr
Bramble as solid as ever in the box says Bruce

more to follow...

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tedweasel 28.09.11 3:07pm
Midfield Diamond
Elton and Michael Jackson's Doctor collaborate on 'Mumbling in the Wind' project 0
dvo4fun 28.09.11 2:51pm
dvo4fun
Family of late pacemaker inventor say "his heart will go on" 2
beau-jolly 28.09.11 2:47pm
Screenie
Court denies family's bid to cull vegetative-state politician "M"

more later...

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dvo4fun 28.09.11 2:44pm
dvo4fun
Newshit FM - Last With The News.

Newshit Fm – Last With The News, today confirmed that US tennis ace [i]Jimmy Connors[/i] has walked away as winner of the 1982 US Open tournament. Reports suggest he beat the Czech maestro Ivan...

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gremlins 28.09.11 2:29pm
gremlins
Indian Sumner to be called Stingh

Removes coat - gets it again...

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beau-jolly 28.09.11 1:46pm
beau-jolly