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Childminders welcome teachers' strike, increase prices to £200 per day 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 29.06.11 9:57am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Pope sends tweets, but God now only uses Google+

more later?...

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Mark66 29.06.11 9:44am
Mark66
dyslexic doctor tells patient 'you can't have children because you're impatient' 0
Leeboy007 29.06.11 9:33am
Leeboy007
David Haye 'may have gone too far' after saying he will eat Klitschko's children 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 29.06.11 9:18am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Strike to knock thousands off property values, reveals Daily Mail 0
FraserWords 29.06.11 9:01am
FraserWords
87% of 9 year olds think ‘fucking caravan’ is correct expression

A survey of children who had been on long journeys in the family car over the half term break has revealed that 87% of nine year olds think ‘fucking caravan’ is the correct technical expression. ...

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Des Custard 29.06.11 8:49am
FraserWords
Days after Glastonbury, non-attendees still plagued by dull festival anecdotes.

No more soon. Please...

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PamChristianAnderson 29.06.11 8:45am
PamChristianAnderson
Ticketless Olympics fans reassured: "It's going to be really boring"

Lord Coe last night told hundreds of millions of disappointed sports fans who missed out on Olympics tickets: “Cheer up – it’s all going to be really, really boring so you won’t miss...

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FraserWords 29.06.11 8:43am
be reasonable
Footballer “Shamed” by Faithful Relationship.

A leading England footballer admitted his “shame” after being caught in a long-term, monogamous, faithful relationship by a tabloid newspaper this week. The star, who is attempting to remain...

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Fox100 29.06.11 8:39am
FraserWords
Clarkson speeding offence incurs radical new penalty

In a striking departure from normal sentencing after Jeremy Clarkson's latest speeding conviction, Judge Margot Fuller ordered that a 6 Berth Eldis Crusader caravan be attached to his Ferrari for 12...

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Tom55 29.06.11 8:20am
Tom55
Greece to fix economy by switching it off and back on again 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 29.06.11 8:01am
Ostsee
Appointment of female IMF chief greeted with relief by New York hotel maids 1
roybland 29.06.11 12:10am
JohnA
BBC unveils new pre-vandalised Blue Peter garden

The BBC has unveiled a new-look, pre-vandalised Blue Peter garden ahead of the programme’s move to Salford next week. The BBC’s flagship children’s magazine programme is being relocated from...

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The Paper Ostrich 28.06.11 9:13pm
JohnA
Hundreds commit suicide after watching uplifting Eastenders episode

BBC bosses have been forced to apologise this week as hundreds of viewers ended their lives after an uplifting episode of flagship soap Eastenders was broadcast, shattering the audience's belief that...

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OllieP 28.06.11 8:35pm
OllieP
Rising cost of Prince Charles may push recovery off course 0
roybland 28.06.11 8:20pm
roybland
Chocoholics Anonymous welcomes Thorntons closures 0
roybland 28.06.11 7:56pm
roybland
Burglar stabbed in raid targeted bingo winner but got wrong housey-housey 0
roybland 28.06.11 7:51pm
roybland
Mathematicians call time on the "Piebald horse has 3.142 balls" joke 0
Tammy Flugh 28.06.11 7:46pm
Tammy Flugh
Light-hearted, happy stories to dominate soaps this Christmas...

nah, just kidding...

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victory V 28.06.11 7:17pm
Golgo13
Nadal fit to continue. Murray semi-final exit confirmed. 1
Christopher Frost 28.06.11 7:14pm
Golgo13
15 hours in a Glastonbury toilet would kill most people admits Eavis 0
Midfield Diamond 28.06.11 5:33pm
Midfield Diamond
Demand grows for footballer Craig Thomson to live on benefits 0
Christopher Frost 28.06.11 5:25pm
Christopher Frost
Police dogs found dead in car ‘probably committed suicide’ say police 3
Duncan Biscuit 28.06.11 5:20pm
rikkor
Ancient manuscript proves King Cunt probably was.

A recently discovered copy of the Anglo Saxon Winchester Chronicle is shedding light on the life of a long forgotten Viking chieftan, King Cunt. The early 10th century warlord was methodically...

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wallster 28.06.11 5:19pm
rikkor
Cameron plans sympathy strike 0
Christopher Frost 28.06.11 5:03pm
Christopher Frost
Anyone want to develop this idea ?

Today, David Willetts sets out a White Paper on HE reform. So, maybe some Independent MP should set out a White Paper on Electoral reform, creating better competition, value for voters, parties...

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Sinnick 28.06.11 4:59pm
saltire
BT customers learn of Newzbin's existence 0
Christopher Frost 28.06.11 4:58pm
Christopher Frost
800 pound gorilla told to go on a diet

I am guessing this has been done before....

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Dumbnews 28.06.11 4:48pm
Dumbnews
Double-decker buses demand apology for 'vile' comparison with deadly meteorite

London buses expressed outrage today, after being compared with a deadly meteorite. Meteor 2011MD only narrowly missed colliding with the Earth, and was described as 'bus-sized' in many newspapers....

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28.06.11 4:24pm
Arrest fears cause Gaddafi to rethink holiday on Isle of Wight

Colonel Muammar Gaddafi, entrenched Libyan leader and fan of cream teas and fossil shops, has cancelled this year's holiday in Ventnor. The International Criminal Court issued an arrest warrant for...

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28.06.11 4:18pm