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GMTV to be relaunched as "The Two Show". 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Kosovans in tears as Blair meets children 4
edward hack 4 years

School children in Kosovo were in tears yesterday after Cheri Blair forced them to hand over their pocket money following an introduction to her husband Tony., The children, who have all been named...

Is More Soon Taiwan’s most prolific author? More soon. 0
ironbridgeboy 4 years
War against the Taliban hampered by new EU health ruling 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years

The EU has now ruled that all ammunition is to carry “Best Before” and “Use By” dates as well as other usage advice. The Army has ground to a halt despite having one of the biggest stockpiles...

Crime figures soar as manhunt reveals police ineptitude 1
SM 4 years

Crime figures are have soared as the ongoing Raoul Moat manhunt exposes just how useless the cops really are. The search for the self-confessed shooter has now entered its seventh day despite the...

Psychic octopus to publish book of prophecies 2
Flying Squirrel 4 years
FIFA announce theme for 2014 World Cup in Brazil – “Dilapidation” 2
ironbridgeboy 4 years
Moat filled in. More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Sir Cliff to ref World Cup final 0
edward hack 4 years

Premier League entertainer Sir Cliff Richard has been chosen by FIFA to referee Sunday's World Cup final in Johannesburg., Sir Cliff, who has taken centre stage at Wimbledon on several occasions, is...

Sue Sim, of Roual Moat case, is actually Mrs Tweedie from Chicken Run. 1
4 years
Germany "at a standstill" with third place playoff anticipation 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Nick Clegg Defends Gimp Suit 0
Quaz 4 years

Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has responded to criticism of the black rubber gimp suit he has taken to wearing around Westminster. The red ball gag and mouth strap were removed just long enough...

Gazza wheeled in to sing "Fog on the Tyne" ... Moat surrenders 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Police in stand off with Raoul Moat ,Mr Moat being a first class bouncer 0
arrghgarry 4 years

refuses them entry as he feels they may be potential trouble causers...

Wary Carey Scared of Marys 6
Doctor Moptop 4 years

More bishops soon...

Tony Blair meets nine kids that are named after him ,Mr.Blair shows concern 0
arrghgarry 4 years

but is assured even though it is spelled C.U.N.T ,in kosovo it has a different pronunciation ...

UEFA announce Euro 2012 “Group of Death” – England, Iraq, Afghanistan, N Ireland 1
ironbridgeboy 4 years

In a surprise statement today UEFA announced the inclusion of further countries “bordering Europe” eligible for qualification for Euro 2012. Group D of the qualifying stages for Poland/Ukraine...

Rothbury Tourist Board agree “Fugitive” marketing campaign is limited success 4
ironbridgeboy 4 years

Board concerned that the campaign has brought in the wrong type of visitors – armed police keep goin gback to the same farm; journalists are just standing on street cornes; neither groups are...

Man resembling Gazza brings clothing resembling dressing gown 1
dominic_mcg 4 years

and drink resembling lager to man resembling Moat in a town resembling Rothbury, says man resembling police officer. More soon...

Image of jesus found in a fossil of the missing link . 0
mrlemoncurry 4 years

More to follow...

Tony Blair meets nine children named after him in Kosovo 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Now they demand the British State provide them with round the clock security...

Moat finally found by five year old blind child and his noseless dog 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Man Hunting the new Fox Hunting 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'The trouble with foxhunting is the British get sentimental about animals. But if you hunt a man no one cares a hoot. Its great sport. TV loves it. It could be a real money spinner', said a drunk man...

Acupuncturist dumped – “kept needling me” claims ex-boyfriend. 0
ironbridgeboy 4 years

More soon as events unravel like a badly made cardi...

Organisers Pull Rothbury Festival of Awesome Guns After Police Raise Concerns 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Efforts stepped up in hunt for missing keys 0
LittleSpender 4 years

Glaswegian Greer Stewart has tonight stepped up his search for a set of keys missing since this morning. The keys, which were last seen around 10ish on the arm of a tartan, faux suede sofa near to...

Det Ch Supt Wallace & Temporary Chief Constable Wendolene Still clueless. 0
Reggie Bumstead 4 years
Northeast Police order Fish and Chip shops to stay closed in manhunt. 0
Zen 4 years

No one to have a little fishy on a little dishy ,til the Moat comes in...

China and Google kiss, make up, dry-hump in pile of money in Tianamen Square 0
la maga 4 years
Police admit that everyone in Northumbria needs 3 phones to find a signal 0
exigo 4 years