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Boris Johnson offers to send Tube Train to rescue Chile Miners... 3
Sharpehunter 4 years

in response to appeals from the Government of Chile for assistance in rescuing the trapped miners, Boris Johnson has this morning offered to cause Bank Holiday chaos by diverting the Central Line...

Tesco Hit stumbling Block in D.J. Wetherspoons Fightback 0
estima 4 years

Tesco hit stumbling block in D.J. Wetherspoons fightback Supermarket giant, Tesco, announced today about that it was ‘deeply disturbed’ concerning reports that pub chain D.J. Wetherspoons are...

Wale's Sale latest: Farmers unite under "Don't fleece us!" banner 0
KimKali 4 years

Moor later...

Converts to Jihad Proves Prison Works 4
Dun Dunkin 4 years

After news that hundreds of Muslims radicalised in British prisons could launch a "new wave" of homegrown terrorism a spokesman said 'Its all good news. Now we have established the principle that...

Academy Claim Disclosing Students Results would be Competitive Disadvantage 0
thisisall1word 4 years

Pupils at the Harrington-Bridge learning academy are still yet to receive GCSE and AS level results and a parent-teacher group has today initiated legal proceedings against the academy., The...

Bono offers U2`s records at 50% discount to chilean miners 3
arrghgarry 4 years

and reminds the selfish bastards to think of orphans that don`t have a daddy NOW...

Thousands of young muslims in britains prisons have been Italicized 2
arrghgarry 4 years

the Government fears these left leaning prisoners when released will join the labour party ...

Chilean miners make video: Covering The Jam's "Going Underground" 2
virtuallywill 4 years

more later...

J.D Wetherspoon praised by Cameron 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

David Cameron took a well earned break from his holidays today to announce that after a country wide debate on the proposal to transfer local community services to J.D. Wetherspoon's a decision had...

D.J. Whetherspoon to add library services to it's portfolio 3
Sharpehunter 4 years

Further to a story broken this week by budding Newsbiscuit Reporter, Estima about the plans for dole cheque cashing and related services to be integrated with Pub Chain, D.J. Whetherspoon. It has...

American punctuation guide "pointless" 0
simonjmr 4 years
Economy gruesome more…. 0
virtuallywill 4 years

almost as much as the margin of error...

Pulled. Sorry. 2
pinxit 4 years
Art world shocked after overnight disappearance of thousands of living statues 0
simonjmr 4 years
Missing Indian explosives 'nowhere near a megaton, probably just a kiloton'. 2
Griffin 4 years
The Annual International Television Festival in Edinburgh (rpt) 0
IABP 4 years
Baroness Manningham-Buller said gareth Williams the former spy had 8
arrghgarry 4 years

all the qualifications to be a perfect spy he was quiet unassuming ,intelligent and a raging homo.His being welsh was his only setback ,the local police suspect it may be a former lover and are...

God orders inquiry into theft of the pearly gates.. 3
Sharpehunter 4 years

God (who appeared to have forgotten the point about forgiveness) has today demanded an inquiry into the theft of the 'Pearly Gates'! St Peter who appeared to be in a terrible and tremulous state...

Australia to let Paul Hogan leave country unless UN pays his tax bill 0
DrTurmoil 4 years
World's loudest man sets new records in attempt to get served in Whetherspoons 1
4 years

Town crier Alan Myatt has smashed his own world record of 112.8 decibels while attempting to get served at The Regal Pub in Gloucester. Mr Myatt has held the record as the World's Loudest Crier...

MI6 deny spooks death related to homework assignment and more. 4
Sharpehunter 4 years

A spokesman for MI6 who had to remain anonymous because, well they just are anonymous spoke to the press today in response to scurrilous accusations and speculation surrounding the death of the man...

Ms noelene "Hogan" Paul hogans first wife said that her new position 0
arrghgarry 4 years

as tax advisor to the government had nothing to do with the hard line being taken., She was quoted as saying she did not have a vindictive bone in her body ,strewth mate ,whatya take me for...

Trapped miners make video and launch ' OurTube' 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Autopsy reveals bizarre truth behind MI6 Spook death.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

"He was apparently stabbed, put into the holdall and then placed into a red hot bath, in essence we are classing this a 'boil in the bag' murder..!" said Detective Wilmslow of the Pimlico Serious...

Chile Miners on course to break Sauna Record by 3 Months 23 Days 0
IABP 4 years

more sauna...

Police investigating MI6 death "It looks like an open and shut case, or holdall 2
Sharpehunter 4 years

as the case may be....

Man who has built 400 matchstick warships to advise MoD on cost savings 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
After bill Crocodile dundee says that what you call a knife 1
arrghgarry 4 years

in the back...

Direct Line redundancies backfire after ex-staff make redundancy insurance claim 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Cat finally rescued from bag 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years