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Ministry of Truth confirms eradication of “Thatcher years” – Whatever they were. 0
Rorschach 4 years

No more soon...

Clegg told by PM "be in by 10, or the door will be locked". 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Lembit Opik appointed "Minister without Purpose". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
ConLibDem biodiversity policy will survive "because we have a Common Porpoise" 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Tories cabinet 'fagging' Lib Dems 0
ED209 4 years

Despite public shows of unity, Tory cabinet members are secretly 'fagging' their Lib Dem colleagues, senior party sources reveal today. Far from being given genuine positions of responsibility, the...

Isle of Wight Finally Prepares to Vote 1
sailingoxford 4 years

Voters in Britain may still be waiting for an election result, but on Thursday voters on the Isle of Wight could finally give the country an answer. Since a serious error involving postal votes at...

'New Politics' begins with Civil partnership. 0
MightyBlair 4 years

David Cameron and Nick Clegg have confirmed recent rumours by marrying in a civil ceremony at Whitehall. Speaking after the ceremony, Mr. Cameron said that ‘It is a momentous day in the history of...

Spotted! Clegaron Out Shopping For BFF Bracelets. (£20 for your snaps!) 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Warden warned after another party thrown in the county jail 0
Zadok the second 4 years

Evidence of excessive socialising at the local secure facility has resulted in the Warden being officially cautioned yesterday. The facts, supplied by a Mr E Presley, include allegations of...

Clegg negotiates top bunk bed at Number 10 0
gaijintendo 4 years

Cameron claims to be happy with the arrangement as he sometimes sleep walks...

BP to use Top Hat to stem Oil Spill.. 3
Rizzo 4 years

If that fails they will try a Boot, Iron or Scottie Dog...

Hard line Liberal fundamentalists now ploting Cameron assassination 1
simonjmr 4 years

Then we'll get our first Glorious Liberal PM since David Lloyd George. More soon...

UK unemployment increased in May 0
simonjmr 4 years

91 ex Labour MPS and 5 ex Lib Dem MP's added to the worsening UK unemployment figures. More soon...

Osborne "It's time to roll up our sleeves. Hey, you, oik, roll up my sleeves!" 3
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Danny Alexander to relinquish his Josh Homme responsibilities 0
simonjmr 4 years

Danny Alexander today confirmed that his parliamentary commitments will mean he can no longer continue is his roles as leader of Queens of the Stone age, Them Crooked Vultures and record producer of...

Satirists “overjoyed” by new Tory Government 1
Quaz 4 years

The UK's hard pressed satire industry was said to be “Overjoyed” tonight at the prospect of having a new Tory government to lay into. Champagne corks were heard popping in the offices of Private...

Black Hole observed speeding out of public finances 0
simonjmr 4 years
Queen and Cameron kiss each other's rings 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Bone Idle judge announcement not imminent 0
simonjmr 4 years
Number 10's housekeeper quits citing "cant be doing with more bloody nappies" 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
IoW residents appalled by Cameron denying Jeremy Thorpe a cabinet post 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years
D.H.S.S refuse Brown's dole application 0
Basil_B 4 years

On the grounds of the resignation of a position of work will not entitle him to social security payments for a period of six months or more. Strict new laws soon to be passed by incoming Prime...

Cameron gives his children a puppy named Nick 0
Peter 4 years
Clarkson wins 'Right of Way' battle with IOM residents 3
edward hack 4 years

The Department of Transport has announced it will soon be forced to re-route the M42 away from the Cotswold area as a gigantic ego system found just outside Chipping Norton continues to grow at an...

LibDems next election campaign doomed - who the hell can they blame? 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

More plans soon...

Prime minister to shave every Thursday 2
PluckyMunky 4 years

Whether he needs to or not...

Nick Clegg to get put-you-up bed in Prime Minister's bedroom. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
First new Con-Lib policy: It will be compulsory to wear tweeds on Sundays 1
Stan Laurel 4 years
Removal men struggle to get David Cameron's ego through the door 0
Ludicity 4 years
Last minute u-turn sees creation of Cameron-Capello partnership 2
Mr Glover Lover 4 years

The new cabinet sees David Beckham appointed as Foreign Secretary, while John Terry and Ashley Cole have been given joint roles in the Ministry for Internal Affairs., Peter Crouch has been named...