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Angriest chef competition comes to the boil... 1
Doylem 4 years

In a few short years the image of the chef has been transformed - from harmless drudge working long hours for low pay in some restaurant kitchen hell-hole, to an angry, red-faced man who swears a lot...

Scientists discover primary source of atmospheric warming in Cancun 0
Sinnick 4 years

[variation on a theme]...

Lord David Steel is a firm favourite for "taking the biscuit "of the year 0
Malcum eggs 4 years

after calling non politicians "disgusting "...

Islam mysteriously absent from Channel 4’s ‘World’s Funniest Religions’... 0
Doylem 4 years
Medics consider Roy Wood and Wizzard’s seasonal request to be “certifiable”... 0
Doylem 4 years
Face of Mohammed discovered on top of Stockholm bus shelter. 0
wallster 4 years

bits of arm and torso under the No42 to Helsingborg...

Next royal itinerary: left at grassy knoll, right at school book depository... 0
Doylem 4 years
Sony launch new PS3 games for pensioners including "Ultimate Bladder Control" 3
brownpaperreporter 4 years

The all action silver-surfer pack also includes Call of Nature 2, Gran's Bus Tourismo, FIFA Fie fo fum the football panto, WWE Slip over...

Zapruder Footage Shows Two Cans of Paint Were Thrown At Charles & Camilla's Car 0
IABP 4 years

In other news: Rebecca Ferguson Due To Have A Personality Transplanted Into Her Before X-Factor Final...

Critics slam latest Nativity production by St Cuthberts Primary, Catford 0
ronseal 4 years

London's theatre critics, boiling with rage after being asked to move out of the West End for a day, have panned a provincial production of the Nativity. The reviews for The Nativity, a first time...

Expense fiddlers form new orchestra in time to release Xmas single. 0
surdoux 4 years
Innuendo free version of Nigella’s Christmas Kitchen to be broadcast .... 15
Stan 4 years

Innuendo free version of Nigella’s Christmas Kitchen to be broadcast to appease celibate viewers. The BBC have announced that an innuendo free version of Nigella Lawson’s Christmas Kitchen will...

Posh student rioters attacked Charles and Camilla for being too common 0
ronseal 4 years

Evidence has emerged that the student protests may have been hijacked by increasingly posh people, after Prince Charles and Camilla were attacked for being too common., Charlie Gilmour, who is set...

Newly Repaired Tory HQ..... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.To be tested to destruction by student engineers...

Westminster Students Outdoor Art Class..... 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.degenerates into paint-flicking fight...

Critics slam film for inaccurate depiction of stereotypes 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Communications breakdown blamed for attack on Camilla when she refused to 0
Malcum eggs 4 years

respond to "close the fucking window ,you stupid bitch"...

Wikileaks regrets releasing Cable 0
Sinnick 4 years
After Mark Madoff commits suicide his father Bernie "Ponzi" Madoff 2
Malcum eggs 4 years

is now on a suicide watch ,viewers can subscribe to HBO at a one off price of $9.95...

Mark Madoff in passing was surprised that all brokers did not get $66 million 0
Malcum eggs 4 years
Nobel peace prize winner Liu Xiaobo denies he is Susan Boyle`s brother. 2
Malcum eggs 4 years
Nativity scene scoops award, ‘Least salacious depiction of virgin and donkey’... 1
Doylem 4 years
coelacanth gains injunction against crocodilians. 0
Erlang 4 years

Crocodiles are officially new kids on the block and can no longer claim living fossil status. A coelacanth said it's a great day for justice, too long crocodiles have been, erm sorry what's the...

pardew sacked after one game in charge 1
arthurminnit 4 years

newcastle owner mike ashley said;, "3-1 against liverpool was a blimmin disgrace! we should have held on to nil-nil til the 93rd minute, THEN conceded a goal. this pardew fellow has nee idea aboot...

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De-scribe 4 years

If you are prepared to fund me taking a year off travelling the world and taking limitless quantities of drugs, drink and prostitutes, please place random letters and words after this message. Thank...

Government set to unveil 'Beauty Tax' 1
dogwheels 4 years

The coalition government has outlined its latest initiative to reduce the deficit by introducing a tax on good-looking people. Treasury economists have outlined a formula to define 'beauty' and...

Pizza delivery: “fax us your order... if it’s thin-crust we’ll fax it back”... 0
Doylem 4 years
Mickle/muckle exchange rate “too approximate” say investors... 1
Doylem 4 years
Britain’s favourite recreational activity found to be fondling iPhone... 1
Doylem 4 years
Drama at London Zoo as snow leopards disappear after thaw out. 5
Basil_B 4 years