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Coleen Rooney has fears for younger sister as Wayne seeks new cheaper sex 0
arrghgarry 4 years

outlets ,that won`t talk ...

Strauss denies cheating in sympathy for Pakistan after throwing away oval win. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Seatbelt offence halts Popemobile 0
hero2zero 4 years

Responding to complaints from Road Cleansing workers the Popemobile was halted whilst fixed-penalty notices were issued for non-compliance with seatbelt regulations. A papal spokesman told reporters...

Labour leadership contest still ongoing apparently 0
jm 4 years
Prince William in dramatic Sea Rescue of 'Coast' Presenter 3
IABP 4 years

Prince William's first day as part of search & rescue with RAF Valley in Anglesey got off to a fairly dramatic start. The Prince was scrambled after holidaymakers spotted a man narrating in the...

Man mugged while drawing manages to do artists impression while being attacked. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Police are taking this very seriously and have promised to get immediateley on the pencil case...

Pope receives fine for forgetting to pay for the congestion charge. 2
Basil_B 4 years
MI5 Chief Denies he said Uk to be under Attack by Irish Muslims. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Amid press confusion after the MI5 Chief's speech it was clarified that he said the Uk faces waves of attacks from Irish and Islamic terrorism and that they were not one and the same outfit as had...

Algeria declares itself an atheist state 0
Sinnick 4 years

and announces a war of attrition against all the faiths of the world, stating with Catholicism. The "Islamic State" declaration was just a cover. They announce that at leas one other state is also...

After seeming unhappy with reception Pops upgrades Mobile 0
arrghgarry 4 years

to i phone 4...

Five Pakistanis held for providing false M.O.T. for the Pope 0
arrghgarry 4 years
“No toilet paper in Pope mobile nearly spoilt day” says Pope 0
Nobby Holder 4 years

Uuuuuuuurghhmore soon.uuuuuurrggh...

Drilling Team Reaches Trapped Lib-dems 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

But Libs too paralysed with fear to get out, as main support ready to collapse...

Trident to be replaced with 'fudge' 0
ED209 4 years

The trident nuclear deterrent will be replaced with fudge, following a decision yesterday. The continuous at sea deterrent will be converted to launch the new confectionery-based missiles in the...

Pope not keen on repeating his Christmas Eve stage dive for this tour 0
Basil_B 4 years
Hitler admits to dabbling with Ratzinger youth 3
antharrison 4 years
BBC4 documentary on Herb Alpert shows him to be a total egomaniac 0
Basil_B 4 years

He does nothing but blow his own trumpet the entire show...

I scratched my bum and sniffed my finger, before shaking Pope's hand... 1
Jammydodgers 4 years
Ed Miliband "opposes this" 0
tidris1 4 years

A campaign spokesman was later unable to clarify whether Miliband was responding to a specific question or just giving his stock answer...

Replacement Joints Mix Up Inspires Pensioner Reggae Band 0
wolfie 4 years

Help on this title?? I've tried, but others must be able to clean up on this one The smell of patchouli and jammin Reggae replaced the usual antiseptic quiet in Durndel Ward last night, and long...

Chesney Hawkes in long-lost identical twin shocker 0
tidris1 4 years

Raises questions about his claim to be 'The One and Only'...

Inventor of plagiarism found to have copied the idea 0
wwwiz 4 years

Oxbridge graduate was about to report finding when University of Phoenix degree holder, looking over his shoulder, got the news out first...

Pope marginalised says rest of world 0
Sinnick 4 years
"I scratched my bum and sniffed my finger, before I shook the Pope's hand!" 1
Jammydodgers 4 years

admits anglican Woman priest...

Last of the Summer Wine celebrates 30th anniversary since the shows last laugh 3
Basil_B 4 years
Rescue Drill Hole Reaches LibDem MPs trapped under million tonnes of bullshit 0
wolfie 4 years

Trapped LibDem MPs rejoiced as they regained a brief hope of rescue, after months buried under cubic miles of noxious dung, which even now threatens to squash them, suffocate them, and make them...

Two weeks after Kiwi earthquakes, Wanaka ski resort in Southern New Zealand 0
Basil_B 4 years

issues a severe avalanche warning after seeing Brian Blessed walk out onto the piste...

Lib Dems given small back room at Tory Conference 8
simonjmr 4 years

"Why have two expensive conferences when we can get a job lot booking for two parties at the same venue" said Nick Clegg earlier today. "unfortunately we'll have to compete with the other factions...

Scientists discover Dark Matter and the Dark Force 1
Sinnick 4 years

Today, astrophysicists at the University of South Ely announce that they have discovered the first conclusive evidence of the existence of a Dark Matter. Following extensive re-analysis and...

School children's exercise books being marginalised, says Gove. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years