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Old naked rollercoaster record goes tits up. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Somebody had to say it...

Ubiquitous Doppelgänger concedes he can be in 2 places at once 0
BlackAndroid 4 years
Schizophrenic ventriloquist shocks audience with hand up his own bum 0
BlackAndroid 4 years
Sauna Champion runs out of steam. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Vinnie Jones comes out of retirement for one last godawful British gangster film 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Traffic chaos at Bob's funeral 6
Scroat 4 years

The town of little happening was bought to a total standstill earlier today as Bob was cremated., Over 3 million people turned up for the ceremony saying that they were his neice / nephew. "Cries of...

Top Gear/Last of Summer Wine merger mooted as 3 Old Gits formats near identical 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

In a drive to save money, the BBC is to merge Last of the Summer Wine and Top Gear, after the formats of both shows - 3 Old Gits in an out of control vehicle - became too similar to be sustainable as...

Ed Stafford.. 0
one against the world 4 years

Intepeid explorer who today completed his marathon walk of the Amazon river has annouced his next more dangerous project, he intends to go to a Bristol city football match...

Hitler's Election in 1933 "meant to be ironic". 4
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Man charged with going equipped for rape. 0
Scroat 4 years
Tired jokes now drinking energy drinks to keep themselves going 0
la maga 4 years
Man waiting with bated breath catches haddock. More soon. 8
malgor 4 years
Breaking news ….’Actions speak louder than words, read into what you will’. 0
BlackAndroid 4 years
Parliamentary coverage to be provided by strip cartoon in bid to cut costs 1
Scroat 4 years

The BBC's live TV coverage of proceedings in Parliament is to be axed in a bid to cut costs. Instead the BBC will produce cartoon coverage of key debates by cartoonist Chris Robinson, in authentic...

Mr Kipling to make budget range of 'exceedingly poor cakes'. 7
PluckyMunky 4 years
Clarkson admits to sexual fantasies about Cameron' 6
Coldstream 4 years

Tory Whip says he isn't the only one...

Man who interrupted police conversation can expect custodial sentence 0
roybland 4 years

A man who interrupted the conversation of two community police officers as they strolled down Clapham High Street, can expect a custodial sentence, a south London magistrate said last night. Giving...

Writer dies in stampede to first joke about Harry Redknapp drawing Young Boys 15
pinxit 4 years

Aaarrgghhhh...

Fairground owner sues nude-rollercoasters for damages after record attempt 3
pinxit 4 years

'Refubishment of all seats necessary' says Southend's Adventureland Island CEO. 'They would go and choose the scariest white-knuckle ride we have. We've had to give our cleaning staff the day off -...

Hollywood begins filming 'Blood Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend!' 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

Theme tune proposed to be an adaptation of Burt Bacharach's 'Anyone Who Had a Heart' and will be renamed 'Anyone Who Has a Stump'....

Naomi Campbell is a lying, egotistical, spoiled twat.. so nothing new there then 1
riesler 4 years
Pakistan cricket teams prayers for rain "Wide of the mark" 3
simonjmr 4 years
Turkey groom kills wedding guests... 0
riesler 4 years

"They kept asking what I was doing for Christmas!"...

Zardari comment a trifle smug and trite when taken in context.. 3
Sharpehunter 4 years

Front pages all over Haiti this morning led with the headline "We have more water than they could ever wish for" Says Pakistan Prime Minister. Wyclef, who is currently focusing on the challenges...

Easy-Jet aircraft to be fitted with guns and missiles in defence budget shake-up 2
Iamthestig 4 years

As the date for the defence review announcement moves nearer, secretary Liam Fox has revealed some of the more interesting solutions as the governement look to save loads of money. After lengthy...

Blackpool celebrations at being in the top half of the Prem League, 6 arrested 4
Sharpehunter 4 years

Wild celebrations took place this weekend when Blackpool fans realised that they were in the top half of the Premier League, needless bouts of drinking led to alcohol fuelled violence which left the...

Sarah Ferguson to open to the public in bid to raise funds. 1
uddertucker 4 years
Gillard causes outrage in Australia, denies calling Howard a dunderhead... 6
Sharpehunter 4 years

Julia Gillard the controversial leader of the Labour Party in Australia yesterday caused outrage when apparently she was overheard at a Barbie (an Australian version of a picnic) referring to the...

Man taken to hospital after receiving Heart transplant from Richard 2
Iamthestig 4 years

Sources say he has a Dicky Ticker!...

Finish defends use of Naomi Campbell for "The blood diamond standard" adverts 0
Iamthestig 4 years