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Outrage as dog joins humans in feasting on body of Christ 2
Rorschach 4 years
Ministerial car fleet axed in favour of Tandem Bicycles 0
newbietryer 4 years
Unsurprised lottery winner claims he's won loads of stuff in the past 0
BLTS 4 years
Kareoke Fugees election will determine next leader of Haiti 0
jayjay22 4 years

Wycliff Jean of the Fugees is to stand for president of his native Haiti for one time,one time,one time only., Kareoke Wycliff Jean elections will take place shortly and if he convinces voters that...

Pregnant Women Are Getting Fatter 0
Mark66 4 years

says survey from the University of the Bleeding Obvious...

PM agrees to say ta ta to Jaguar, Corus and Tetly Tea 0
Erlang 4 years

and hello to "partner of choice"...

Sam Laidlaw British Gas chairman says profits were actually 100% up 0
arrghgarry 4 years

however we made it 98% so as it would not look like we were taking the piss...

Leaked document shows British Gas has customer interests at heart 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years Not!...

Newsbiscuit contributor Genghis Cohen get 5 stars for Talking bull 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Maradona given golden hand-of-God-shake 0
Ludicity 4 years
Cameron tells India: "back home I have my very own punkah wallah called Nick" 0
Ludicity 4 years
One in every 36 poundshops is a fake 0
Ludicity 4 years
Cameron: "India's aid invaluable in quashing mutiny on the Bounty" 0
ramblesnake 4 years

"these pork and beef dum dums are delicious"...

Lockerbie hearings delayed - everyone to wait in the departure lounge. 0
SingingHinny 4 years
Immigration cap of Indian IT staff to be turned off and on again 0
Erlang 4 years

as a progressive measure says Vince Cable...

Scientists prove increase in Obesity causing continental sinkage 2
Iamthestig 4 years

"If all the Burger eating, Milkshake drinking, junk food obsessed youth of today were to take a dip in the sea off Dover at the same time, it could cause a Tsunami big enought to wipe out the North...

Oliver to ask for less in new age of austerity movie 2
roybland 4 years
Trident cut? Poseidon threatens reprisals 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Cameron agrees to sell bolted horse to India 0
Erlang 4 years

Stable door optional extra...

Taliban to lift ban on alchohol after trying it 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Wikileaks last revision reveals IP address of user from cave in Afghanistan 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Bristol Trip-Hop Band In Hiding After North Korea Threaten Massive Attack 0
mugwump 4 years

Bristol trip-hop band in hiding after North Korea threaten Massive Attack...

Pushmi-pullyu Favorite to Lead New Libertive Conservacrat Party 0
mugwump 4 years

Pushmi-pullyu favorite to lead new Libertive Conservacrat party...

Daily Mail in turmoil as asylum seekers admit coming to UK to read Daily Mail 4
ianslat 4 years

Daily newspaper the Daily Mail has today been thrown into turmoil following the revelation that they have been unwittingly encouraging asylum seekers to come to Britain., A survey commissioned by...

My randy martyr bedded anything in a burqa, says wife of 72-timing love cheat 8
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

The wife of 72-timing love cheat Al Magraha has opened her heart to The News of the World, to share her anguish., 'It's the story they tried to draw a veil over,' she told ITV viewers, an in advert...

North Korea tests F-Bomb weapon to stop flow of words from Hillary Clinton 0
Dumbnews 4 years
'Salome' playing in Paris, actor faces 7 charges after Dance Of The Seven Veils 3
la maga 4 years
Serial killer who targets The Wire actors dubbed 'The BBC casting director' 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

As the net tightens on the serial killer, who has brutally ended several promising acting careers, police are confident they know his targets, his modus operandi and have even given them a name....

BBC’s new website design praised by Cameron. 0
BillyBitzer 4 years

A much needed boost to BBC moral was delivered today by the Prime Minister. “We are delighted that the BBC is at last helping this government to reduce costs. Now that the “Most Popular” column...

Shittiness of Afghan War proves my 'more shittiness' policy right, says Obama 0
la maga 4 years