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Eurotunnel to run replacement dinghy service 1
virtuallywill 4 years

or, Eurotunnel to run replacement burrowing service which is better...

Volcanic ash cloud makes petulant return after being second best to the election 0
Basil_B 4 years

in the news for the last few weeks...

Administrators set to confiscate the F.A cup from Portsmouth should they win it. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Fluck and Law 'thrilled' at return of Tory-baiting Spitting Image 1
QorbeQ 4 years

Peter Fluck and Roger Law, two of the original creators of satirical television show Spitting Image, are said to be 'thrilled' that the programme is set to return to screens nationwide, following the...

Chuckle Brothers throw their hats into the ring for Labour leadership battle 0
Basil_B 4 years

More bucket of water hurling soon...

News Flash 0
tiny tim 4 years

[bIt has just been anounced that Lord suger has been arrested on suspicion of sexualy assaulting bags of potatoes in Convent garden market in the 1960s,after confessing on the first episode of...

Polished mahogany teeth implants prove very popular 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'White is boring' says Robert Nash, CEO of Wooden Pegs Ltd, makers of hard wood tooth implants and false teeth. 'Our mahogany teeth are particularly popular with pianists. They match a Steinway very...

Lord Mandelson to leave politics for unspecified job on Death Star 0
virtuallywill 4 years

CV in sub space...

Miliband brothers reach agreement - loser of leadership contest gets top bunk 0
Chip Paper 4 years
Dismay as stabbed Labour MP revealed not to be Ed Balls 2
Zen 4 years
Cain and Abel confirm both standing for Labour leadership. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

More Biblical fratricide soon...

Chris Grayling Appointed Special Advisor to the Bed & Breakfast Industry 1
Doctor Moptop 4 years

Chris Grayling clarified his new role in Government. "For far too long the British Bed & Breakfast industry has been the laughing stock of Europe. I've been appointed at the cost of £137,961...

National Moth Night in crisis as volunteers' uniforms mysteriously disappear. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
New health & safety laws in the fishing industry leave fishermen seething 0
Basil_B 4 years

as they are told that all electric eels caught by them will have to be PAT tested under the strict rules of Portable Appliance Tested standard. As if that wasn't bad enough they are also told that...

Junior Apprentice star to expand market share from Living Room to Dining Room 0
themews 4 years

"Business." Lord Alan Sugar told us yesterday, "is all about potential talent. Education or qualifications don't mean shit when it comes to making money. It's all about getting the right people at...

British politics establishes the milliband as new unit of measurement. 0
themews 4 years

The Labour party have recently announced radical plans to renormalise the political spectrum by ushering in their new political unit, the milliband (abbreviated to 'mb'). In doing so they have paved...

Equality Campaigners welcome Britain's first gay prime ministers 0
themews 4 years

The campaign for gay and transgendered rights was today given an unprecedented boost at a press conference to introduce the liberal-conservative coalition. David Cameron and Nick Clegg, the first...

'Lady in Red' avoids dancing with me in Bangkok 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

with a nod to other writers on the topic. And also, a certain reluctance to write it...

Crisis as Man from Del Monti leaves red sock in wash. 0
MightyBlair 4 years

One's loss another's gain as Dylon appoints new figurehead...

Cameron denies employing assassins to kill Labour MPs in marginal constituencies 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Clegg 'n Bacon - Nick settles for Downing Street catering role 2
Ddigon o broblem 4 years

More to follow...

In regonition of her husbands new position Sarah Cameron gives up her top job 0
Basil_B 4 years

in the city. In regonition of her husbands new position Miriam Clegg has decided to stay on serving dinners at the local comprehensive...

Theres May unveils immigration cap 0
riesler 4 years

Macbeth lodges complaint over neighbour's hedge. 6
MightyBlair 4 years

'I swear it just keeps getting closer and closer!' said the panic-stricken monarch...

Animal Rights Activists target Facebook Farmville users 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

A Facebook spokesman played down suggestions that people using their Farmville application are now targets for animal rights activists after the leaking of Sonia Jones', aged 9, Farmville activity...

O'Driscoll says front row will be stronger without Crowe 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Lawson denies telling Crowe to feck off 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Just to remind everyone 2
tiny tim 4 years

about the annual Newsbiscuit party,its free, its tommorow,starts a 12pm,and this year its in Highgate cemetery.I hope theres a big turnout tommorow like last year in Regents park.We want to see you...

Crowe denies stealing from the poor to give to the rich 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Cameron to finish naming his teeth 0
virtuallywill 4 years

I misread the BBC news headline, still It made me chuckle...