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New Aircraft Carriers to Sail Close to Shore so Sailors Can Throw Hand Grenades 0
IABP 4 years
New carriers to be equipped with most modern, state-of-the art hang gliders 1
ramblesnake 4 years

available on E-Bay...

Bono calls for end of TV curfew on mentioning watersheds 3
ronseal 4 years

The ban on mentioning watersheds before nine pm should be lifted, said Bono yeserday, as he announced the launch of his new political party, Young People R Gr8. 'It's ridiculous that young people...

Good Day 2
bonjonelson 4 years

Am John Freeman i want to know whether you carry(NEWS SATIRE) in stock forsale.If you do so kindly email me with the sizes and the price ranges on that so that i will know the quantity to offer and...

Protest marred by thanks-demanding ‘god’ 12
Bob 4 years

Some of the recently trapped Chilean miners returned this weekend to the scene of their former imprisonment in protest to their treatment at the hands of their employers., The San Jose mining...

Jesus retracts ‘bigger than the Beatles’ comment 2
Zadok the second 4 years

Jesus H Christ, spiritual guru and star of church services and warm toast has been forced to back down after comments that he is more popular than the Beatles right now. Many young, impressionable...

Government issues cardboard boxes to achieve 50% cut in social housing budget 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
UK shoplifters urged to target Primark and Lidl to reduce £4bn annual cost 3
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Vom-a-long-a Exorcist wows Aussies 2
Zadok the second 4 years

Australians, heralded around the world as experts in the traditional pastime of chundering have welcomed with open arms the latest audience participation spectacular. ‘Vom-a-long-a Exorcist’, an...

Dismay as The Necronomicon tops list of children's favourite books 0
jp1885 4 years
Eurotunnel to tell German firm its name will also be on the list of Tunnel users 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Al Qaeda joins Fox in hailing UK’s ‘measured and responsible’ defence review 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Gordon Brown calls for n to be restored to Spending Cu ts 0
ronseal 4 years
Cyber threat to 2012 Olympic... 0
riesler 4 years

Government call in Dr Who...

Roman Abramovich eyes Spanish La Liga team 0
Nick McCarr 4 years

Advised to "get Real"...

Honest writer criticises her own work. 2
Mary 4 years

"What a load of old Shite this headline is" says Mary, No more coming soon...

Hit comedy, "Dumb and Dumber" plan sequel titled "Bush" 0
Dumbnews 4 years
UK economy to slow over the winter due to shortage of British grit 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
MoD cuts - correction: Defence Review scraps Arctic Roll. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Councils to save millions by only holding elections every fifty years.... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Somerset concerned about terrorist cider threat. 1
Stan 4 years
Coalition splits up over who should get the car in Monopoly. 1
4 years

News has just reached us from Westminster that the Coalition Government has broken up after Nick Clegg and David Cameron 'severely fell out' over a game of Monopoly. The argument came about before...

Thatched Funeral on the BBC 2
Kazytc 4 years

The BBC have given Baroness Margaret Thatched-Roof a very unusual tribute on her 85th birthday, on which she was too ill, to attend a party in her honour at number 10 Downing Street, hosted by David...

Worlds best stalker retires, feels his work has gone unrecognized 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Pervert Pensioner gets the boot 0
Kazytc 4 years

A pensioner by the name of Keith Clancy-Cam, from Rhyl in North Wales, has been jailed, for secretly filming up teenagers skirts, for the past 20 years. Clancy-Cam, fitted his roguish Brogues, with...

Sterilisation scheme for media moguls met with uncertainty by national press 0
la maga 4 years
Wayne Rooney an apology: 2
MADJEZ 4 years

In an earlier story we reported that Mr Rooney was refusing to sign a new contract with Manchester United. It has been pointed out by Mr Rooney's legal representative that in fact he COULDN'T sign...

Police launch grannies decoy plan to cut crime 1
roybland 4 years

Police disguised as grannies will soon be walking Britain's streets in a radical move to cut crime, Home Secretary Theresa May announced today. The 'Decoy Grannies Initiative' has already been...

'Liberal' Sauron rejected by Tea Party grassroots 0
dogwheels 4 years

Evil demon-lord Sauron has failed in his bid to lead the American political movement known as the Tea Party after activists branded his agenda too liberal. He has even been dubbed 'Red Sauron', with...

Colman's Mustard re-branded as Colman's Steakholder Enchancement Solution 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years