Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Freshness
BBC salary disclosure: Hypnotist Paul McKenna unexpectedly highest paid act.... 0
virtuallywill 4 years

look in to my eyes later...

Gordon kaye ,Spains victorious manager will not reiterate what he said to his 15
arrghgarry 4 years

players before the kick off ,because as an old friend with a dicky ticker, once said to him "listen carefully as I will only this once " .He did say he had been offered a television series in Spain...

Disorganised crime 'no challenge' say police 0
QorbeQ 4 years

After their poor response to organised crime, police statistics show that their new drive against the more common 'disorganised crime' is working well. 'The disorganised criminal is really no...

Lord Mandelson launches his own perfume 0
Ludicity 4 years

‘Mandy Pour Homme is a fruity, playful and charismatic perfume,’ said the former Business Secretary, ‘it is effortlessly seductive, infused with hyacinth, jasmine and cedar with just the...

Peter Mandelson upset after becoming known as the 'Turd Man' in Ireland 1
JayGee 4 years
BP to advise Labour on attempt to cap Mandelson’s mouth 3
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Women 'need wordplay before full Scrabble' says men's magazine 0
QorbeQ 4 years

An article published in this month's Nuts magazine suggests that men 'often ignore a woman's needs' when trying to get their partner into an evening session of popular board game Scrabble. The...

US customs officials 'wary' of new Cuban cookery ingredient 'castro sugar' 0
QorbeQ 4 years
BP - New cap has bells on it 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Elvis impersonator fed up with job "I'm caught in a trap and I can't walk out.." 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Moody Blue later...

One in 5 Britons will be Daily Express readers by 2050 0
la maga 4 years

In a study that has struck fear into the hearts of thinking people everywhere, scientists at the Royal Society have proved beyond all doubt that by 2050 the UK, or These Green And Pleasant Lands Of...

Hoffman la roche the maker of date rape drug Rohypnol sees it`s 0
arrghgarry 4 years

shares surge as Rapeman Polanski is released...

Bomb disposal expert dismisses job as "ticking boxes exercise" 3
Nick McCarr 4 years
Howard Webb agress to nullify result after post-match complaints by Dutch. 7
martin2381 4 years
After 60 years in showbiz, Bruce Forsyth comes to terms with existence of gays 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Simon Cowell launches new makeover show: The Max Factor 0
martin2381 4 years
Sweden launches its 2018 World Cup campaign by unveiling the volvozela 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years

Dick Emery Appreciation Society launches the hellozela, Millwall FC launches rottvela, Haiti Earthquake Appeal launches charity voodoozela, New Star Wars light sabre launched as the darthvela...

Armed robbery scare as black man enters village post office and purchases stamps 0
JayGee 4 years

A tense stand-off in a village post office has ended peacefully after a man of African appearance bought some stamps and left without stealing anything or shooting anyone. The post office, in...

Tony Blair admits Cherie `s money grubbing father is right 2
arrghgarry 4 years

there is more to money than life...

Fidel Castro appears on Cuban TV – voted off X Factor 0
ironbridgeboy 4 years
75 year old tomb stones to become human equivalent of the self basting turkey 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Despite cuts, professional police negotiators secure usual 200% pay rise 9
rickwestwell 4 years

Fresh from high-profile appearances in recent hostage stand-off situations, the Metropolitan Police's team of special negotiators have managed to defy the current economic climate and secure a 200%...

Brown hits back at Mandelson Revelations. "Peter stabbed me in the back... 0
pinxit 4 years

side." See you in court...

Bishops play down jizem schism 1
andhrimnir 4 years
Americans threaten not to use Swiss banks to dodge taxes. 0
Ostsee 4 years

More US stupidity very soon, today and everyday...

New driving test to feature Heimlich manoeuvre 3
rickwestwell 4 years
Bruce Forsyth saying game shows were money for old rope explains his toupee 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Fury deepens as £200k head teacher admits he also gets 12 weeks’ holiday 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Cuban TV viewers complain about repeats 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
BP fit new cap to well: Doctors recommend a spermicide is also used 0
virtuallywill 4 years

more later...