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Public asked about cuts: 'we don't want them, thanks' 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

In a valuable exercise in spreading the blame, the government has asked the public how to instigate cuts in finances. 'Sacking bank CEO's was rejected as 'impractical'. The Chancellor said: 'we have...

Queen receives birthday gift from Nintendo - The Royal Wii. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
PM Cameron and Family, Ordered to Move to Peckham, by Queen, as Tory Cuts Bite 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Yesterday, Prime Minister Cameron and his family were moved to a Peckham council tower block, on the orders of the Queen, as Tory cuts began to bite. The monarch was sorry it had to happen, but...

Alien Queen visits spawn > 4
Ludicity 4 years
Konnie Huq to replace Zinzan Brook in new rhyming slang dictionary. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
New series of Big Brother promises to be shitter than ever, claims Channel 4. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Popstar uses ‘Wherever I Lay My Hat (That’s My Home)' to amass property empire 6
dicky37 4 years

Using the sentiment behind his UK number 1 single as the basis for his acquisition strategy, 80s singer Paul Young used his hat to claim legal ownership of more than 140 properties over a 20-year...

Mysterious grey whale turns out to be a blue whale covered in oil. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
York Archaeologists find mass Roman Wanker's grave. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years It was this quote which set me off: "The arm asymmetry would also be consistent with weapons training that had already...

English Company in NOT Backing England Team in Adverts Scandal 0
Svendo 4 years
Elderly 'weaving uneasily across superhighway' says charity 5
QorbeQ 4 years

Increasing government pressure for everyone to join the 'enlightened majority' of internet users is causing upset and heartache for the elderly says a new study from national age-concern charity 'Age...

Government to make drastic cuts in pensioners and benefits claimants 2
QorbeQ 4 years

The Department for Work and Pensions, on the verge of implementing massive budget cuts, has decided to 'wash its hands' of the decisions of who to target, preferring to 'leave it to chance'....

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QorbeQ 4 years
'Conscience Money Boxes' to be put in houses of parliament 4
PluckyMunky 4 years

Lords and members encouraged to 'take what money they need, according to their consciences'. The boxes will be topped up half-hourly. 'Now that we have made sleaze a thing of the past,' said David...

As expected, Cameron and Osborne say: 'We will redistribute wealth' 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Dyslexic Americans begin boycott of HP 0
dicky37 4 years

'From today our American members will not buy gasoline or gasoline-related products from the environmentally-irresponsible oil company HP, until they clean up their act' said a spokesman for US...

Broken-hearted artichoke leaves restaurant diner 'bitter and regretful'. 1
MightyBlair 4 years
Spelling mistake on Thomas Cook website lands British couple two weeks in Grease 0
dicky37 4 years

A grammatical error on the website of a UK travel agent resulted in a couple spending a fortnight in a hit West End musical...

Genectically Modified Foxes Terrorise Town. 2
Dun Dunkin 4 years

The 'Super Fox' has thumbs so it can turn keys and open doors and windows at night. Originally escaped from a research lab breeding more cunning foxes for the hunt they now form organised gangs in...

England World Cup Team Criticise Design of Own Bodies 0
Svendo 4 years

Fabio Capello has hit out against God for the bad physical design he has imposed on the England team for this World Cup Tournament. "Some of my players have trouble walking in a straight line on a...

Fox's Glacier Mints shares wiped out 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Chopper pilot hit in helmet 4
andhrimnir 4 years
MOD launch Helmand Mayonnaise to address funding shortfall 0
andhrimnir 4 years
All bank CEOs to get annual bonuses of £5M, 'to save expense of bureaucracy.' 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'This is a vital cut', said the Chancellor. 'We will pay it once a year for the next five years, to save hundreds of pounds on paperwork.'It would be a shame if bankers felt insecure in these...

UK deficit problem resolved. Lord Patten will oversea the handover of the UK 0
andhrimnir 4 years

to the Vatican in 2011...

Liberated Nuns Show Popeless Swimwear 4
afternoonslow 4 years

Leahy's receding hairline reveals "Best Before March 2011" 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Microsoft launches multi tasking iBloke 1
Des Custard 4 years

In a move designed to recover lost market share and to challenge Apple’s multi-tasking fourth generation iPhone, Microsoft has announced the launch of the multi-tasking second generation iBloke....

Leahy finally gets the "bog off" message 0
andhrimnir 4 years
very little helped 2
edward hack 4 years

Tax, Evader, Squirrels, Cash, Overseas, thanks Terry.bye, bye...