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Millibrad Borthers to unite as 'Dedward'

You have to say it out loud...

Quaz 13.06.11 11:58am
The All New Jeni B
French Mime artist accused of making obscene phone calls. 0
Ian Searle 13.06.11 11:29am
Ian Searle
NHS radical shakeup - all medical practioners to become service commisioners

Under the NHS shakeup announced by the soon-to-be ex-Health Minister Andrew Scapegoat, anyone with any medical skills in the NHS will become commissioners for medical services. At a news conference,...

John Wiltshire 13.06.11 11:26am
John Wiltshire
World Charades Champion hospitalised after trying to mime 'Charades' 0
Ian Searle 13.06.11 11:20am
Ian Searle
Aftershocks in NewZealand coincide with filming of Dambusters dropping big bombs

then it stops...

virtuallywill 13.06.11 11:04am
Ed Miliband to have surgery to be fitted with massive pair of balls

Labour leader Ed Miliband is to undergo a life-changing operation in which surgeons attempt to fit him with what are being described as ‘a seriously large pair of cojones’. ‘Ed was already...

Ludicity 13.06.11 9:57am
Blue Peter to follow Dambusters lead and rename TV dog Cuntface

More soon?...

FraserWords 13.06.11 9:52am
Farmers complain East Anglia suffering the wettest drought since records began 1
Duncan Biscuit 13.06.11 9:44am
Microsoft 'devastated, honest, it's really taught us a lesson' by £178m fine

More software soon...

FraserWords 13.06.11 9:34am
After IMF is hacked, chief Dominic Strauss-Kahn said to feel 'violated' 0
ronseal 13.06.11 9:26am
Diageo not to fund awareness campaign linking drinking to pregnancy 0
Duncan Biscuit 13.06.11 8:14am
Duncan Biscuit
David Miliband says he is right behind his brother 1
Duncan Biscuit 13.06.11 8:14am
John Wiltshire
The Only Gay in Damascus admits it’s all a hoax 0
Duncan Biscuit 13.06.11 8:13am
Duncan Biscuit
Formula 1 in crisis as car that starts in front doesn't win 1
charlies_hat 13.06.11 8:12am
Mrs Giggs vows to stand by her husband’s £50,000 a week 0
Duncan Biscuit 13.06.11 8:12am
Duncan Biscuit
Plaid Cymru calls for Isle of Wight festival to be held in Wales

Ieuan Wyn Jones brokered the notion that during festival season, “the English” see all of the economic benefits of staging countless multi-day festivals, and the Principality should have a chance...

brownpaperreporter 13.06.11 8:12am
Catholic Church still in two minds about the sexualisation of children

The sexualisation of young girls is an outrage against decency and should be tackled immediately, says a new edict from a catholic church. Little boys, on the other hand...

ronseal 13.06.11 5:47am
Woman actually dates man for his sense of humour

Experts were trumpeting a major breakthrough in modern dating after Suzanne Roberts, a single woman from Nottingham, met and fell for a man she conceded was "not conventionally attractive", but did...

Re Pete 13.06.11 4:58am
Jeremy Hunt
John McCain attempt to kill Sarah Palin in Church stopped

Authorities in the US confirmed they have Senator and former US Presidential hopeful John McCain (Rep) in custody after a tense standoff in Notre Dame University Chapel (Indiana) where McCain...

samnzed 12.06.11 11:26pm
New Turkey Ruling Party's first resolution to cancel Christmas 1
allmyownstunts 12.06.11 8:47pm
Safety car wins Candian Grand Prix. 4
Zen 12.06.11 8:41pm
The All New Jeni B
Coma recovery patient disappointed by progress on flying jet-packs

John Newman, a 54-year-old building supplies manager, emerged from what had been thought to be a persistent vegetative state, and was reportedly devastated at how little the world had changed during...

Re Pete 12.06.11 8:21pm
Re Pete
Canadian Grande Prix comes to a halt "due to boredom". More soon.

Is it just me who finds motorsport boring?...

Al OPecia 12.06.11 8:04pm
'Dambusters' rewritten for US audience- 'We whooped that Russki Ass'

The movie opens with Colonel Sanders inventing a new type of bomb after skipping Popcorn on a Rootbeer lake, before struggling to get his idea past his superior and eventually having to go straight...

Ironduke 12.06.11 6:56pm
Prescott: "I still love Ashley Cole"

Readers of the Sunday Times were surprised today by words misattributed to former Deputy Prime Minister Lord Prescott. "You can't help who you love," he was alleged to have said. "And despite...

pthr 12.06.11 6:42pm
Balls denies project Vulva

Deeper later...

virtuallywill 12.06.11 6:39pm
Cameron Persuades Lib Dems to Start Their Own Project Volvo

Following Nick Clegg’s unexpected success in saving the NHS, David Cameron has persuaded the Lib Dem leader that, as a significant force in British politics, the Lib Dem party really should have...

Deimos 12.06.11 6:35pm
IMF hit by Cyber attack

virtuallywill 12.06.11 6:32pm
Stoner surges to Silverstone victory on PS3 and celebrates with another spliff 0
button 12.06.11 6:01pm
Disappointment as Olympic fans miss major drug-test failure events

With just over 400 days to the London Olympics, fans are expressing disappointment at not getting tickets for the major events where drug-test failures are likely. ‘OK, I’ve got tickets for the...

roybland 12.06.11 5:15pm