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Severe weather and the festive break has led to a backlog of rubbish collection 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Misery of living in Northern Ireland: Then the water crisis 0
virtuallywill 4 years

praying for rain...

Giant fox killed in Maidstone... 3
victory V 4 years

police are searching for poetry loving, blue-haired rabbits...

'I was at Live Aid Concert' claims Hits 500 million 2
Dun Dunkin 4 years

The number of people claiming they were at Live Aid at Wembley has reached a benchmark of 500 million. This beats the 'I was at Woodstock' 40m figure. Live Aid organisers said 'If we had a pound for...

Despite Access to Internet Most People Still 'Thick as Two Short Planks'. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'Despite being able to have access to the greatest works by the greatest minds for free people still seem surprisingly thick', said a Professor. 'Which is disturbing'...

David Arquette checks into pre fab as breadwinner kicks him out 0
Malcum eggs 4 years
As Finances run low Paul Mckenna organizes another lottery draw special 0
Malcum eggs 4 years
Lavish 'Air From The Earth' book leaves shoppers fuming 1
Bravenewmalden 4 years

French photographer Yann Arthus-Betrand became a publishing sensation when his 'Earth From The Air' coffee-table book was launched in 2007. Featuring large scale aerial photographs of astonishing...

Physicist discovers infinite matter in empty tube of toothpaste 2
Dumbnews 4 years
Chris Evans still enthralls Radio 2 listeners, claims Guardian. 1
Griffin 4 years
Flu sufferers told 'Keep Away' 2
mr blue 4 years

Flu sufferers are being asked not to visit their doctor in order to not make the government’s inadequate preparations look inadequate., Norbert Wishfull, the spokesman for the Dept of Health said...

Chickens rescued from farm because they were "being treated like animals" 1
Dumbnews 4 years
DSTI (didn't see the incident) heads list of new, non partisan internet acronyms 2
ronseal 4 years

People who like to keep thier head down and not rock the boat are to be rewarded with a wealth of new, non-partisan internet chat room acronyms., BABAEC (both as bad as each other) will be very...

"I've already broken ALL my New Year Resolutions" admits Clegg... 3
deskpilot3 4 years
Still no sign of Running Water but no shortage of cowboys in NI 0
Wyclef Sadova 4 years


Bristol Chief super says chavettes and slags need not worry this killer 0
Malcum eggs 4 years
Ken Clarke syas from now rioting prisoners will be given castlemaine XXXX 0
Malcum eggs 4 years

that will teach them ...

Jefferies says no link between blue hair and viagra 0
Trickster 4 years

Pizza loving poet Chris Jefferies has denied allegations that his hair is blue due to his excessive intake of viagra. "No, I dye it using that blue stuff you use for cleaning loos," said the TV Star...

‘Short, Sharp Shock’ updated to ‘Crisp’n Blunt’. More soon. 0
malgor 4 years
Colin Stagg 'fed up' with waiting for police visit 1
roybland 4 years
'Shouty' Hitler loses top spot in history pantheon 2
roybland 4 years

Hitler's place in history is under threat after he was described as 'a bit shouty' in a recent BBC broadcast. George Galloway made the comment on Radio 4's Today programme in a discussion about the...

Man prosecuted for leaving public toilet as he would expect to find it 4
Oxbridge 4 years

Colin Jefferson, a 38-year-old accounts clerk, has been given a fine of £500 and a conditional discharge at Swindon Magistrates Court for his conduct in a public toilet in the town's main shopping...

Brass Monkeys fear castration as Govt winter payments ceased, RSPCA called in 1
Trini 4 years
Minister tries to save Beatle Ringo Starr's former home 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Shuts hospital instead...

Pickles "exemplar for Big Society" claims Cameron. More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Clegg agrees...

Wavering Anglicans still waiting on a counter-offer from Man City 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Hugo Chavez press release... 0
victory V 4 years

'New Year's Revolution cancelled due to spelling mistake'...

UK's first 'performance pay' MP dies of starvation 2
Mrblacker 4 years

Andrew Hardisty, the first ever Member of Parliament to take a salary based on his performance, has died. He was 56. Mr Hardisty was elected to the seat of Shanklin South in the General Election on...

Guilty Man 'May Not Be Guilty', Say Police 0
De-scribe 4 years
DFS to pay customers to take furniture away 1
Mrblacker 4 years

The discount furniture chain DFS has confirmed it is to pay people upto £500 to take away sofas from their stores across the UK. In what's seen as the ultimate New Year giveaway, the firm said the...