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Animal Farm coalition latest 0
riesler 4 years

Napoleon launches 'Pig Society' idea...

BBC to replace Christmas Morecambe and Wise show with new comedy duo 1
roybland 4 years

The BBC is to replace its traditional Morecambe and Wise show at Christmas with a new comedy duo. A BBC spokesman, who declined to name the act, said that the Home Secretary Theresa May will appear...

Curious Newbiscuiter wonders ... 1
Skylarking 4 years

If it is really possible to score yourself five. Here goes - I'm doing this for the good of humanity Oh my word - so you can! Still at least certified mad people, members of the royal family and...

Ryanair fined for poor service "shock" 0
virtuallywill 4 years

more later when the [s]dust[/s] ash has settled...

Milibands' former nanny defends decision to run for Labour leadership 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Not wanting to be left out...

Television psychic forced to admit, ‘Nope, I’m just not picking anything up’ 2
Tigerstripes 4 years

A disappointed audience member said, ‘I was surprised when he said there just didn’t seem to be anyone out there today, but you know, I did appreciate his honesty’...

Volcanic ash likely to settle all over UK media next week 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Charles Kennedy unwilling to raise a glass to coalition deal 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Thai government rejects curfew but leaves kung fu option open 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Jonathan Dimbleby to challenge David for right to host BBC’s ‘Question Time’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Volcanic Ash Cloud Threatens BA Strike 0
Deimos 4 years

The Unite Union today expressed disappointment and frustration that the Icelandic volcano was threatening its planned BA cabin crew strike. However, cabin crew themselves were more defiant...

John Terry condemns Wembley pitch 1
Doctor Jalapeno 4 years

'It won't take a stud' complains former England captain...

Modern day Robin Hood 'disillusioned' with job 3
fernandomando 4 years

Robert Hodson, famous for his job as the 'modern day Robin Hood' has expressed his concerns about his job publicly, and for the first time. 'I took this job for noble reasons,' he said, 'I was...

Liberal Democrat Party fails PAT testing due to 'defective Cable'. 0
Jammydodgers 4 years

"This Appliance is in a highly dangerous condition" said one engineer., "The slightest whiff of power, and it will give off blue flashes then blow itself apart"...

Rioting in Portsmouth. Not over the football, just because it's Saturday night. 2
MADJEZ 4 years
Large Hadron Collider key in deficit reduction 5
Screaming_Jack 4 years

Sources close to newly installed economic dynamo, George Osbourne have leaked details of the radical plans in the Emergency Budget. Aside from the necessity to heavily tax the poor due to their...

Graham Norton says his favourite Dorothy is Dale Winton 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Tory Cuts 1
antharrison 4 years

Please can we have a facility to edit posts after 8 hours...

POPE ADDS TO LIST 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years

Having identified gay marriage and abortion as currently the two biggest threats to Society, Pope Benedict will expand on this theme during his weekly sermon. Referencing various verses in the...

World of Warcraft to start awarding real life achievements 0
themews 4 years

Blizzard entertainment inc. (CA) today announced their intention to start awarding achievements for activities outside of Azeroth, to try to combat criticism that World of Warcraft players lack the...

Clegg insists,if he is to make tea for the cabinet he can choose the biscuits 3
virtuallywill 4 years

"Nice" biscuits...

Eurotunnel to run replacement dinghy service 1
virtuallywill 4 years

or, Eurotunnel to run replacement burrowing service which is better...

Volcanic ash cloud makes petulant return after being second best to the election 0
Basil_B 4 years

in the news for the last few weeks...

Administrators set to confiscate the F.A cup from Portsmouth should they win it. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Fluck and Law 'thrilled' at return of Tory-baiting Spitting Image 1
QorbeQ 4 years

Peter Fluck and Roger Law, two of the original creators of satirical television show Spitting Image, are said to be 'thrilled' that the programme is set to return to screens nationwide, following the...

Chuckle Brothers throw their hats into the ring for Labour leadership battle 0
Basil_B 4 years

More bucket of water hurling soon...

News Flash 0
tiny tim 4 years

[bIt has just been anounced that Lord suger has been arrested on suspicion of sexualy assaulting bags of potatoes in Convent garden market in the 1960s,after confessing on the first episode of...

Polished mahogany teeth implants prove very popular 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'White is boring' says Robert Nash, CEO of Wooden Pegs Ltd, makers of hard wood tooth implants and false teeth. 'Our mahogany teeth are particularly popular with pianists. They match a Steinway very...

Lord Mandelson to leave politics for unspecified job on Death Star 0
virtuallywill 4 years

CV in sub space...

Miliband brothers reach agreement - loser of leadership contest gets top bunk 0
Chip Paper 4 years