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Osborne causes outrage by butchering VAT live on stage 0
edward hack 4 years

MeanwhileAlistair Darling told the bucket of sand is for putting out fires, not sticking your head in...

Osborne and Cameron say: We feel the pain - we will suffer too 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'Christ!' said George, 'I am down to my last 4 million. Dave suggested he had 'rather more than that, but still hurting'...

John Terry denies delusions of grandeur, at launch of his new budget plan 1
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

As John Terry announced his new budget plan for rescuing Britain, he was forced to deny allegations that he may be getting too big for his boots., 'I don't know nuffink about no delusions of...

Church of England launches loyalty card 0
JJStrangelove 4 years

Life after death still part of the core offer, but a new range of "living rewards" for the faithful, including ballooning trips and consecrated wine club. Jesuits respond with 'Loyola' card...

Teachers ask for more time to work out effect of 25% cut in education budget 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Terry takes heart from being more popular than child murdering paedophile 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Terry will be sorry for criticising Capello 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Loss of bees a low to the ritish economy 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Duke of Edinburgh sacked as civil list freeze forces Queen to say ā€˜Iā€™ not 'We' 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Tom Stoppard fears reading and literature are dead 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Henman claims: 'Murray brings personality to tennis'. 1
PluckyMunky 4 years

Murray claims: 'I owe it all to Henman'...

Taxi drivers taxed by taxes 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
New study suggests: 'many people die every year and many don't' 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

Dr Mandrake and his team at Bolton University were praised, in a review in Nature: 'This is, indeed, groundbreaking work.' The Undertakers' News, reported: 'This is groundbreaking for some of us.'...

Danny Alexander defends the budget saying "The big boys made me do it". 0
Ian Searle 4 years
LATEST.... Disgraced World Cup team seek Asylum. 3
pinxit 4 years

North Korea refuse to take Terry & Co...

Up to 40000 a year killed by junk food, says health watchdog . 1
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Scientists have found they can squeeze significant amounts of oil from the bodies that can be recycled...

BP spin doctors espouse that Gulf of Mexico oily fish really good for you! 1
simonjmr 4 years
YOU caused the credit crunch and now you must pay. Corporation Tax to fall. 0
la maga 4 years

Oh yes. I don't actually find much humour in it but someone might...

Budget speech drowned out by noise of vuvuzelas 0
Ludicity 4 years
'Big Bang' Budget emerges from point of infinite density 0
Ludicity 4 years
Child benefits frozen. Kids told it's their own fault for causing the recession. 0
Ludicity 4 years
Scientists Fear Film Industry Could Turn Into Black Hole 0
Svendo 4 years

Leading Scientists of the Michigan Institute of Film Sciences have found that the film industry is collapsing in on itself and will soon be be reduced to nothing but Dark Film - the immensely heavy...

Osbourne adds VAT to VAT 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Osbourne to dress up as a monk for budget speech. 2
Basil_B 4 years

To demonstrate to all of us what we're going have to become to live with it...

Applications for BBC's cash in the attic dramatically increase thanks to budget. 0
Basil_B 4 years

The message is sell it before Osbourne tax's it...

144 people commit gross offence 4
PluckyMunky 4 years

Not very funny in the corrected version, but its probly important to get these things right. Not very funny the first time around, come to that...

George Osborne shrugs off Eddie Munster taunts when delivering budget 0
simonjmr 4 years
Osborne announces major badger culls 0
simonjmr 4 years
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QorbeQ 4 years
Osborne 'lost' current budget, now using old shadow budget from five years ago 0
la maga 4 years

"There are a lot of proposed cutbacks in it," he said. "It's what we do."...