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Sepp Blatter "When putsch comes to shove": FIFA had no ulterior motives 0
simonjmr 4 years
Man jailed for killing 2 big cats after scrapping of double leopardy law. 12
dominic_mcg 4 years
The Blackburn blueprint... 0
Doylem 4 years

“We want a winning team”, says Venky's chairman, Anuradha Desai, “attractive, entertaining football, a top-five finish, European competition, a famous manager and, ideally, not in a shitheap...

Harrier jet’s life ends amidst claims it was pushed rather than jumped 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Facebook connections map to be used for eugenics targeting 0
Erlang 4 years
Sepp Blatter tells black fans to "white up" for Russian World Cup 2018 4
thackaray 4 years
Judge guilty of keeping dangerous dog gives out obscene sentence 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Britney Spears demands custody of "Fat suit" from Christina 0
simonjmr 4 years
Isle of Wight Residents outraged 'misled over new wireless technology' 0
paulvw 4 years
Hollywood goes too far with 'Meet the Focking-Conts' 12
Golgo13 4 years

Following on from [i]Meet the Fockers[/i] and [i]Little Fockers[/i], Hollywood creative types may just have pushed the "Change-one-vowel-in-a-taboo-word" envelope an inch or two too far for middle...

Internet group Anonymous threaten use of caps-lock to free Assange 0
bonjonelson 4 years

The nebulous shady internet group "Anonymous" have said they will up the ante in their 'Operation Payback' campaign against everyone who has threatened them, threatened WikiLeaks or doesn't like...

Students protest rise in tuition fees by attending classes 0
Dumbnews 4 years
best of british life 0
4ty2 4 years

leaked by the BBC...

Bomber fails to win place in Suicide Bombers’ Hall of Fame... 0
Doylem 4 years

A spokesman for some unspeakably vile organisation had this to say. “Indiscriminate killing is the name of the game, blowing up people of all races, creeds and colours. Taimour Abdulwahab al-Abdaly...

Students plan mass sleep-in to protest tuition fees 0
roybland 4 years
Xmas present for the cat who has everything: a small, fur-lined wheelie-bin... 2
Doylem 4 years
suicide bomber fights extradition over claims of sexual molesation of 7 virgins 0
4ty2 4 years

After he had given himself a blow job that went off with such a bang he was not really into virgins any more, let alone that he had lost touch completely long before and could not have touched them...

Only organic free-range mice found in our crisps, claims Tesco 0
mtskull 4 years
REPORT: Most children don't believe in chimneys 0
roybland 4 years
Man dressed as Father Christmas 'probably not my dad' says Oliver (8) 0
roybland 4 years
1000000 poor people fail tough new Government "You should be richer" target 0
wolfie 4 years

After successful bogus blame-game headlines, where new exam targets were made up so 1000 schools can fail them, the Government has now decided to solve the financial crisis by declaring a tough new...

islamic fundamentalist got nobel piece price in stockholm 1
4ty2 4 years

by awarding it to himself using the nobel method with the words Allah is Great. The cloud of smoke representing the Prophet Mohammed could be seen worldwide thanks to the press and the internet...

Virgin announce that Buses are to be replaced by Trains on some routes from 2011 1
Iamthestig 4 years
In a Gerontocracy, every ruler tends to rise to his level of incontinence. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

The Peter Principle Redux...

Michael McIntyre to witness 'talent' for the first time. 0
mr blue 4 years
Maintaining Santa pretence 'harder each year' admit Somerset 9-year-olds 11
Golgo13 4 years

Like many children this Christmas, Shota Noonan, a year-4 pupil at St Mark's Church of England primary school in Bath, Somerset, faces the tricky dilemma of whether to tell his parents that his...

BNP outraged as "White Christmas" changed to "Mulitcultural Christmas" 0
4 years
“White Christmas likely”, says Met Office spokesman. “Whoopie-fuckin’-doo”... 1
Doylem 4 years

“Yes, it might be a white Christmas this year. But let’s get this thing into proportion: it just means that while you’re eating your turkey, and then spending the rest of the afternoon sprawled...

Inept suicide bomber promotes DIY eugenics programme... 0
Doylem 4 years
Stephen Fry to narrate festive audio book, 'Bi-Polar Express'. 0
wallster 4 years