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Elastoplast Manufacturers campaign for more cuts.

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DavidBlame 14.11.11 9:40am
Sinnick
'i' says 'positive' discrimination is a 'real' problem 1
kga6 14.11.11 9:39am
Sinnick
Dunstable Town council takes drastic action on a weighty problem.

Dunstable Town council has announced it is to take drastic action to reduce the growing problem of obesity inflicting the town. From the 1st of January all fast food restaurants and takeaways will be...

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godly1966 14.11.11 8:35am
dvo4fun
Pub profits soar as ban on 'verbal' bear baiting is lifted

Publicans are witnessing a return to profitability, thanks to the ban on bear baiting being lifted. Pub landlords have long blamed the ban for a decline in custom, but new guidelines have brought the...

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14.11.11 8:18am
Al OPecia
Scots scientist admits deep frying Mars probe. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 13.11.11 9:45pm
Immunis
Church forgets Remembrance Sunday

'What, with all the tents outside and the dean leaving, the fact that we needed to hold a Remembrance Sunday service completely slipped my mind' said Dr Richard Chartres, the Bishop of London. More...

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Immunis 13.11.11 9:42pm
Immunis
Naming rights to Mike Ashley won by consortium of Newcastle Fans 3
reforse 13.11.11 9:29pm
RickH
Pensioner, 69, has sex swap on NHS and immediately extends life expectancy.

Donna, formerly Donald from Marblethorpe, was also expected to reclaim 5 extra years of pension backpay...

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Bryan with a Y 13.11.11 7:28pm
kga6
Tech giants race to create solutions to problems that don't exist 1
Dumbnews 13.11.11 7:27pm
kga6
Italians deny pandering to comedians as Monty Python forms government

Monty Python is to form the next Italian government after a frantic weekend of negotiation and remininceses by officials. "It's been a tough weekend", said a spokesman, "but I think we have the...

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apepper 13.11.11 7:27pm
apepper
Barbie sacked by Mattel following claim that Kaye Bray is a role model 0
medici2471 13.11.11 4:38pm
medici2471
Job Centre Plus renamed SportDirect.Jobs as both share the same customers

Full details to follow...

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Bryan with a Y 13.11.11 3:43pm
Bryan with a Y
Cameleon shows his true colours and admits he never believed in Karma.

He didn't want to come and go either....

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Bryan with a Y 13.11.11 1:08pm
Bryan with a Y
Police on look out for ‘heartless’ metal thieves

Police in LA are investigating the disappearance of an Emerald City man who they fear may have been the target of local metal thieves., The man, believed to live in an apartment above the Rainbow...

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Gerontius 13.11.11 12:41pm
mattupchuck
Old Unmentionables getting smaller in number

"Yes, every year takes away some of our old brigade it's true," says Les Squair, former Major in the Latrines Regiment - or Old Unmentionables as they have always been known. Les and what's left of...

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Drylaw 13.11.11 12:26pm
Drylaw
Scots Hail England as new World and European Champions

In line with their insistence that they became World Champions in 1967 by beating the then holders England, Scottish Football fans were united in hailing England as both World and European winners...

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Mathna 13.11.11 11:51am
Drylaw
BBC cuts - 2010 Remembrance Day broadcast repeated 0
medici2471 13.11.11 11:47am
medici2471
Afghan Poppy Exports up on last year 0
Drylaw 13.11.11 11:46am
Drylaw
Smart car downgraded to dumb after failing tests 1
Dumbnews 13.11.11 10:22am
Nick McCarr
Movember participant's moustache survives close shave 0
kga6 13.11.11 9:22am
kga6
Isle of Wight leaves single British currency. Residents stockpile shiny pebbles. 2
dominic_mcg 13.11.11 8:51am
CJWorkman
Libyan pest control reopens as NATO lift No-Fly Zone 2
Perks 13.11.11 12:05am
dvo4fun
Survey shows most wives prefer to stay home and whinge about not going on

holiday to an actual holiday...

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Nick McCarr 12.11.11 11:58pm
dvo4fun
Berlusconi's last decree before resignation, all lamp-posts removed. More Soon 0
reforse 12.11.11 9:39pm
reforse
Liverpool to replace Syria in Arab League.

At last a chance of winning a league,say's Dalglish following his failure to win 10,000 leagues under the Sea...

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Zen 12.11.11 9:39pm
Zen
Papasmurf leads early betting for next Greek PM

With Papandreou recently resigned and Papademos taking control of a temporary government of unity. William Hill are saying that the early money for Greece's next elected Prime Minister is going on...

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Immunis 12.11.11 9:05pm
reforse
Derby residents confiscate Christmas lights to prevent November switch on

A group of residents from the city of Derby have today admitted to confiscating the city's Christmas lights to prevent the planned November 19th switch on. The date, a full 36 days before Christmas,...

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kga6 12.11.11 7:43pm
kga6
John Terry calls Fabregas a 'foriegn C**t' as spanish becomes the new black 1
Perks 12.11.11 5:46pm
dvo4fun
Britains 'Next Still Life Model' signs promotion deal for Tesco *Finest range.

The 'Meat&2Veg' range to be in shops before Christmas...

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Bryan with a Y 12.11.11 5:45pm
dvo4fun
Testicle bite woman's relief, "It's been hanging over me for a long time" 5
medici2471 12.11.11 5:22pm
geordie crusada