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English Company in NOT Backing England Team in Adverts Scandal 0
Svendo 4 years
Elderly 'weaving uneasily across superhighway' says charity 5
QorbeQ 4 years

Increasing government pressure for everyone to join the 'enlightened majority' of internet users is causing upset and heartache for the elderly says a new study from national age-concern charity 'Age...

Government to make drastic cuts in pensioners and benefits claimants 2
QorbeQ 4 years

The Department for Work and Pensions, on the verge of implementing massive budget cuts, has decided to 'wash its hands' of the decisions of who to target, preferring to 'leave it to chance'....

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QorbeQ 4 years
'Conscience Money Boxes' to be put in houses of parliament 4
PluckyMunky 4 years

Lords and members encouraged to 'take what money they need, according to their consciences'. The boxes will be topped up half-hourly. 'Now that we have made sleaze a thing of the past,' said David...

As expected, Cameron and Osborne say: 'We will redistribute wealth' 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Dyslexic Americans begin boycott of HP 0
dicky37 4 years

'From today our American members will not buy gasoline or gasoline-related products from the environmentally-irresponsible oil company HP, until they clean up their act' said a spokesman for US...

Broken-hearted artichoke leaves restaurant diner 'bitter and regretful'. 1
MightyBlair 4 years
Spelling mistake on Thomas Cook website lands British couple two weeks in Grease 0
dicky37 4 years

A grammatical error on the website of a UK travel agent resulted in a couple spending a fortnight in a hit West End musical...

Genectically Modified Foxes Terrorise Town. 2
Dun Dunkin 4 years

The 'Super Fox' has thumbs so it can turn keys and open doors and windows at night. Originally escaped from a research lab breeding more cunning foxes for the hunt they now form organised gangs in...

England World Cup Team Criticise Design of Own Bodies 0
Svendo 4 years

Fabio Capello has hit out against God for the bad physical design he has imposed on the England team for this World Cup Tournament. "Some of my players have trouble walking in a straight line on a...

Fox's Glacier Mints shares wiped out 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Chopper pilot hit in helmet 4
andhrimnir 4 years
MOD launch Helmand Mayonnaise to address funding shortfall 0
andhrimnir 4 years
All bank CEOs to get annual bonuses of £5M, 'to save expense of bureaucracy.' 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'This is a vital cut', said the Chancellor. 'We will pay it once a year for the next five years, to save hundreds of pounds on paperwork.'It would be a shame if bankers felt insecure in these...

UK deficit problem resolved. Lord Patten will oversea the handover of the UK 0
andhrimnir 4 years

to the Vatican in 2011...

Liberated Nuns Show Popeless Swimwear 4
afternoonslow 4 years

Leahy's receding hairline reveals "Best Before March 2011" 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Microsoft launches multi tasking iBloke 1
Des Custard 4 years

In a move designed to recover lost market share and to challenge Apple’s multi-tasking fourth generation iPhone, Microsoft has announced the launch of the multi-tasking second generation iBloke....

Leahy finally gets the "bog off" message 0
andhrimnir 4 years
very little helped 2
edward hack 4 years

Tax, Evader, Squirrels, Cash, Overseas, thanks Terry.bye, bye...

England expected to do well in World Drink-Fuelled Domestic Violence Cup 2010 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

more reasons to blame football soon...

Kim Cattrall to star as Mannequin in new Shreks in the City Movie 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Wayne Rooney Angrily defends his ability to remain cool under pressure 0
Iamthestig 4 years
ASA reprimand IOW plumbers merchant 0
andhrimnir 4 years

Isle of Wight Sinks, the Ventnor plumbing merchant, were today ordered to suspend their advertising campaign after widespread panic broke out on the island. Mainland street parties have been...

Correction: 1
andhrimnir 4 years

Our earlier headline should have read "Rescue operation underway as Bryan Ferry [u]stinks[/u]"...

New Self-Righteous Bus Stops Planned for Brighton 6
afternoonslow 4 years

Concerned that Green Party Activists are being mistaken for regular travellers when actually they are Making a Statement about Sustainable Global Climate Insulation and Promoting Re-Cycled...

Spanish public sector workers struggle to get strike noticed 0
andhrimnir 4 years
'Smear lion poo on back door' advises Min. of Ag. 'to repel foxes'. More soon. 3
Ostsee 4 years
Rooney Fowl Mouthed 1
Doctor Moptop 4 years

The English footballer, Wayne Rooney, has been censured for committing chicken impersonations during the warm-up friendly match in South Africa. Local official Jeff Selogilwe said,...