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Sepp Blatter "Its gonna take a big paper bag to get me to step down"

more bungs soon...

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grottymonty 14.09.11 12:36pm
grottymonty
Hard of hearing Richard Reid wades into shoe bomb homes agument.

More to follow...

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spoole2112 14.09.11 11:14am
spoole2112
Architects attack shoebox homes: most killed, others captured. 0
Ostsee 14.09.11 10:43am
Ostsee
Tesco's porkies exposed

Advertising gurus at the very big Tesco company were condemned after making a pigs ear out of a recent campaign to promote 'green' sausages. Having been called to the supermarket giant's Cheshunt...

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spoole2112 14.09.11 10:12am
spoole2112
Boundary changes anger Boycott

Ex-Yorkshire and England glacially paced opening batsman and annoying radio pundit (Sir) Geoffrey Boycott poured scorn on proposed boundary changes announced today. In what could hopefully be his...

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spoole2112 14.09.11 10:05am
Scroat
Architects say new houses designed by Architects are 'shameful shoebox homes' 2
simonjmr 14.09.11 10:00am
Screenie
Kabul rocked by the sound of B-52's

In one final attempt to rid the Afghan capital of its few remaining insurgents, the UN finally called upon the shock and awe capabilities of the beehive toting 80's American post-punk/pop rock combo...

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spoole2112 14.09.11 8:50am
spoole2112
Strong support from badgers for Commons cull 3
Duncan Biscuit 14.09.11 8:33am
writinginbsl
Strauss-Kahn loses sponsorship deal "No longer a good fit" says Levi. 0
dvo4fun 14.09.11 7:36am
dvo4fun
Microsoft 'Soffit 8' OS takes computing to higher level 2
Pagantroll 14.09.11 7:30am
Pagantroll
Irish Catholic Bishop bashed for challenging celebacy law 1
antharrison 14.09.11 12:22am
rikkor
That estimate to pave my driveway did seem awfully low. 11
rikkor 13.09.11 11:55pm
rikkor
then we ends up rolling down a hill,

hes going no no Joan your to tough for me,and we just misses a oncoming tracter and ends up in the village pond,im ducking his head in,hes going no,duck no duck,your to duck tough for duck me.Stop...

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Big Mamas 13.09.11 11:52pm
rikkor
Police "IT literacy not in doubt" as 6 more book on-line for Kenya (in the sun).

More freebies soon...

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dvo4fun 13.09.11 7:39pm
dvo4fun
Police deny the possibility of a lowering of literacy standards 1
greg various 13.09.11 7:21pm
dvo4fun
Phone hacking committee recalls Johnny Marbles. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 13.09.11 7:05pm
dominic_mcg
Man with 20/20 vision sees cricket everywhere

Now where did I leave my coat?...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 13.09.11 6:41pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
IOW Man Launches £500,000 Appeal to Save His Shed

Isle of Wight Resident and unpublished author Keith Plum yesterday sent out an impassioned plea to save his beloved shed, as he launched a campaign to raise the £500,000 that he says is needed to...

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Quaz 13.09.11 6:05pm
Quaz
Those pears you bought last week are finally ripe

[Hey, don't just stand therequick go eat them now]...

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dicky37 13.09.11 5:17pm
Pagantroll
Transport Secretary Philip Hammond to introduce 'Rail Cycles'

Self-powered vehicles are set to become commonplace on the British Rail network. Hammond describes the new proposals as "exciting" in the Governments latest money saving suggestions for commuters....

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Pagantroll 13.09.11 5:14pm
Pagantroll
Hacking MPs recall James Murdoch

"He's a bespectacled, 39 year old Smithers lookalike, with the touch of the 1930's German bureaucrat about him" said John Whittingdale chairman of the Commons culture committee. More soon...

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simonjmr 13.09.11 5:08pm
martin2381
New series of Lewis planned, ITV accused of flogging a dead Morse 8
Ian Searle 13.09.11 5:06pm
martin2381
Gentle breeze brings chaos to huge swathe of southern England.

Remnants of of an occasional blustery spell that wreaked havoc on the Isle of White have begun to affect roads and properties in the home counties. Schools and shops have been advised to close early...

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spoole2112 13.09.11 5:05pm
martin2381
'Whale Meat Again' hits number 1 in Japsnese singles chart 0
martin2381 13.09.11 5:04pm
martin2381
Osbourne Forewarns Cyclists and Pedestrians of his "100% focus on economy" 2
thisisall1word 13.09.11 4:57pm
NHS bans Chain Mail on safety grounds

Hospital staff in Wales have been told they can no longer wear chain mail while at work due to safety fears., There are concerns the material does not offer sufficient protection against sharp...

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Pagantroll 13.09.11 4:16pm
Pagantroll
Miliband promises free NHS liposuction for Lumpen Proletariat 0
pinxit 13.09.11 3:49pm
pinxit
Istanbul voted Top European Destination for Couples.

The revival of the BBC Holiday programme kicks off with a Bedford couple's holiday in Istanbul. "It was the trip of a lifetime" says the wife, "he's been trying to take me up the Bosphorus for years"...

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Pagantroll 13.09.11 3:00pm
Boutros
Govt awareness campaign aimed at parents who 'throw babies out with bath water'

'It used to be common sense,' laments veteran Chessington health worker Sharon Daniels after rescuing another new-born from the mains sewer outside a local family's house, 'but these days parents...

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Mr Target 13.09.11 2:37pm
Golgo13
MPs recall Jame Murdoch after faults with model found

MPs have issued a product recall on the previously popular James Murdoch range., Customers have been advised to stop using any James Murdoch product, or other goods and services which may involve...

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thisisall1word 13.09.11 2:29pm
thisisall1word