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Actor wins sex claims gagging order after sex gagging

The actor who can't be named, because he has a gag in on, doesn't want the public to know that he slept with the same woman as Wayne Rooney as it may damage his image...

Ian Searle 14.04.11 12:30pm
John Wiltshire
Fox's Glacier Mint star

refutes bipolar claims...

Pinhead 15.04.11 10:58am
Newsagent shocked as someone asks about counter sweet jar charity

A newsagent from Blackpool was recovering from shock today after being asked a question about the charity he was collecting for in his make shift old sweet jar placed on the counter., 'The day was...

Basil_B 14.04.11 11:18am
Bipolar claims over Michael Palin after he visits both Arctic and Antarctic 0
Ian Searle 14.04.11 11:16am
Ian Searle
Nice Aliens Regret Speaking Out!

The recent discovery of alien life on Mithra 11 in the Calian galaxy has brought with it new dilemmas., You will remember that these gentle peace loving aliens made themselves known to us when they...

numerounachica 14.04.11 12:33pm
Spurs to go through to final of champions league by default...

after Real Madrid fails authenticity test...

Screenie 14.04.11 11:15am
God Banned for Causing Too Much Trouble!

A results of a recent survey among the population of the UK has given a boost to the B.A.R party., BAR, (Ban All Religions) which used to be considered very much a minority movement has gained...

numerounachica 14.04.11 10:57am
NHS Scrapped – Total Shut Down of All Hospitals Saves Massive Amounts of Money!

In the light of the recent budget cuts, and the savings made by scrapping minor operations for wisdom teeth and the like, David Cameron is today expected to announce the devastating news that all the...

numerounachica 14.04.11 10:55am
John Wiltshire
Royal wedding chaos as Kate Middleton arrested for wearing veil

Well someone had to...

Scroat 15.04.11 7:36am
Poor people suffer from Manic Depression – Bipolar disorder too expensive!

Hollywood Consultant to the stars, Trey Carcinoma says, ‘Like M.E and other syndromes, famous actresses are suffering from this disorder more and more. Luckily, because they have teams of nannies,...

numerounachica 14.04.11 9:28am
Horror writer holed up in isolated backwoods finishes novel without incident

A troubled writer of supernatural tales has confounded his fans by returning from his sojourn in an isolated New England backwater not only with a fresh and healthy outlook on life but also a fully...

jp1885 14.04.11 9:03am
SSE CEO seriously ill in hospital

Ian Marchant, CEO of Scottish and Southern Electric is still in intensive care with two cracked ribs and a collapsed lung following the interuption of his speach to senior board members yesterday. ...

Pinhead 14.04.11 8:57am
Chelsea’s ‘jewel in the crown’ actually worth a fraction of its £50m valuation 0
Duncan Biscuit 14.04.11 8:38am
Duncan Biscuit
Cameron promises to reduce immigration and employment to 1980s levels 0
Duncan Biscuit 14.04.11 8:37am
Duncan Biscuit
BP abandons AGM after failing to cap leaking tea urn 3
Duncan Biscuit 14.04.11 8:59am
Yemen Security Police hunt joker with marker pen and fondness for letter 'S'... 1
be reasonable 14.04.11 8:24am
Your Mother-in-Law's toothbrush ~ perfect for that hard to reach anal itching

More mischief soon...

Ironduke 14.04.11 8:25am
be reasonable
Burglar who 'came through third-floor window'...

praised for his virility, then sentenced to three years...

be reasonable 14.04.11 8:30am
Police find cat-burglar asleep in laundry basket... 2
be reasonable 14.04.11 8:09am
be reasonable
OAP's struggle with living

Pensioners are finding it hard to cope with living , with 47% saying they are "just alive", research suggests. In a study for Age UK, 11% described themselves as finding it difficult or "really...

tonyhill 14.04.11 7:33am
Zeta Jones diagnosed Bipolar II. Douglas's ex claims a share of sequel profits.

Diandra Douglas ex-wife of Hollywood legend Michael Douglas has extended her legal claim to earnings from the legend's film career. Under the terms of their divorce Diandra was given half of any...

MADJEZ 14.04.11 7:31am
Mr Brain's announce Kobe Bryant sponsorship deal 0
SteveCut 14.04.11 7:20am
'I'll be back in a tick'

Lyme's Disease taunts dog...

Pinhead 14.04.11 1:46pm
Immigration clampdown! Gillian Duffy appointed 'State Immigration Controller'

Clegg comments with some relish, "and if she doesn't change her policies every hour I'll be on her bloody back.", Brown said to be 'mortified.', More sort of bigotry expected soon...

SteveCut 14.04.11 6:46am
Czech Exchequer planning Klaus state visit to S. Africa to inspect diamond mines 0
SteveCut 14.04.11 6:34am
Google announces plans to make all the world's free web content more affordable 1
Dumbnews 14.04.11 6:31am
Bisexual man smashes GPS after it repeatedly badgers him to "continue straight" 9
Nick McCarr 15.04.11 8:21am
Lansley apology in full:'I'm sorry you're too thick to have it explained to you' 6
the coarse whisperer 14.04.11 8:42am
John Wiltshire
Injury Lawyers 4U Examine Small Print Of Billy Murray's contract

TV advert frontman Billy Murray attempted to call in some favours from the team of expert lawyers he's been promoting for the last 18 months at Injury Lawyers 4 U after his wife suffered a horrific...

Johnny_Mack347 13.04.11 9:01pm
TNT Delivery van explodes

., The company stated that this report had been blown up out of all proportion., ...

OldThingy 13.04.11 7:12pm