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Bishops play down jizem schism 1
andhrimnir 4 years
Americans threaten not to use Swiss banks to dodge taxes. 0
Ostsee 4 years

More US stupidity very soon, today and everyday...

New driving test to feature Heimlich manoeuvre 3
rickwestwell 4 years
Bruce Forsyth saying game shows were money for old rope explains his toupee 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Fury deepens as £200k head teacher admits he also gets 12 weeks’ holiday 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Cuban TV viewers complain about repeats 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
BP fit new cap to well: Doctors recommend a spermicide is also used 0
virtuallywill 4 years

more later...

Prescott dumps everything to cap oil-spill 1
edward hack 4 years

In the latest attempt to stop oil flowing into the Gulf of Mexico, BP executives have turned to former Labour heavyweight Lord Prescott of Ull for help., Engineers have come up with a plan to use...

Somerset village doesn't welcome careful drivers 1
Oxbridge 4 years

Curry Mallet, a village of 302 in southern Somerset, has broken ranks with the rest of England's small settlements by announcing publicly that it does not want drivers to go through it whether they...

Lenin appears to talk live on Russian TV. Sits on Ray Allan's knee. 0
pinxit 4 years

Golshevik Gollocks...

'We had to be brutal'. BP finally seal oil leak with Dutch cap. 0
pinxit 4 years

No more anon...

Merciful judge inspires Polanski to join Swiss priesthood. More soon. 2
Chip Paper 4 years
C of E CRISIS: Rowan Williams ordains Gok Wan as 'Enforcer' 0
pinxit 4 years

'No problemo, girlfriends!'...

Every Lidl Helps 1
Doctor Moptop 4 years

In a bid to combat accusations of an elitist grocery system, David Cameron has ordered the Home Secretary to investigate why there are no decent supermarkets in London. On Saturday, the Prime...

People from Barnsley and Rotherham to be fitted with subtitles, 5
Zadok the second 4 years
Police informer Raoul Moat could not just help himself in giving the police one 0
arrghgarry 4 years

last vital piece of information...

Circus bear trainer buys his animals a portable forest 0
arrghgarry 4 years

is there any more ?...

Local farmer offering use of field warned not to tempt fete 0
MaverickRat 4 years

A local farmer who offered free use of his top field, along with a P.A system from his mobile disco days has been warned not to tempt fete by the church festival organising committee...

Association of sleeping policemen say they’ll “No longer take things lying down” 1
AndyP 4 years

Proposed government cuts to the number of sleeping policemen have caused an outrage in the traffic calming community. Phillip Hammond has recently warned that all aspects of transport must bear...

Facebook launches new Paedo-ville game. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
"Essential for bishops to have willies" says Church of England 16
rickwestwell 4 years

Senior figures in the Church of England today called for an end to the speculation and disagreement over the ordination of women bishops, in a statement which decrees once and for all that bishops...

Moat latest: now Cheryl Gascoigne may tell her side of story - if money right 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Dickens couldn't write engaging content, say research by digital marketing guru 2
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

New research by a digital marketing agency has confirmed what many wise young people knew all along - the classics sucked and Dickens, Shakespeare and the other lot would fail miserably in today's...

Roman Prorapelanski has been freed to rape and sodomize again 3
arrghgarry 4 years

but not in America ,after offering the female reporter a drink(which she wisely refused)...

Critics acclaim new range of Vivienne Westwood ice lolly sticks 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

[insert plain picture of ice lolly stick] First she changed the face of rock and roll. Then she revolutionised the fashion world. Now iconic design legend Vivienne Westwood is set to capture the...

Aliens Accused of Conspiracy Theorist's Death 2
Doctor Moptop 4 years

Conspiracy theorists across the universe were plunged into mourning after the death of the New World Order supremo David Ikon was announced earlier today. Sources are divided as to whether Ikon was...

Police organised disorganised response to organised crime, say police 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Brewery also lacking deranged drinking session...

Furore as Widow Twanky ordained as priest 2
jp1885 4 years

No more soon (love this idea, but can't be arsed to write it up)...

NHS to become "coin operated". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Officials seek ways to double the number of tigers in the world. 2
The All New Jeni B 4 years

Vow to count them pissed. More tigersh shoon hic...