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Merseyside nativity play halted after donkey found jacked up on bricks.

A church nativity play was halted yesterday when a live donkey, booked to add a sense of reality to Mary and Joseph’s journey to Bethlehem, was found outside Kirkdale’s St Patrick’s Church Hall...

Stan 08.12.11 8:04am
Dickens or Shakespeare
Basel brush United aside

(I suspect the tabloids may have already done this one)...

Midfield Diamond 08.12.11 7:58am
Midfield Diamond
SAAB admits ‘we never really liked making cars’ after latest bankruptcy

Today SAAB went bankrupt for the 8th time in the last 2 years, breaking the previous record held by Rover cars and heralding a new low for the Swedish automotive industry. Mr Gustavs, the ex-owner...

Immunis 08.12.11 7:55am
Add-on selling taken to new extremes as Argos start pushing houses

In the run up to Christmas retailers who have had a tough year are trying to make the most of their seasonal boost in sales, by suggesting all manner of additional products that customers might like...

Vertically Challenged Giant 08.12.11 7:48am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Lauren Scruggs wanted to become an actress. But she kept walking into the props. 0
RJWinter 08.12.11 7:44am
Chat room debater make 100s of converts with CAPS LOCK and personal abuse

A student radical has created thousands of converts to socialism, with his judicious use of the CAPS LOCK key, personal abuse and Johan Hari style Heresay Fundamentalism. "Jeremy Clarkson should die...

ronseal 08.12.11 6:36am
Nick McCarr
PM's fury; "NOTW obtained medical records without proper payment"

David Cameron has expressed anger that the News of the World obtained the medical records of celebrities without the government receiving their cut...

apepper 08.12.11 6:15am
Lonely antique furniture collector names new cabinet 0
DorsetBoy 08.12.11 3:52am
Ignoring critical updates for your PC could cause it to explode, warns experts 0
Dumbnews 08.12.11 3:23am
Red alert wind warning as Eric Pickles turns vegetarian 1
JETFAB 07.12.11 11:29pm
European Champions League latest: London 2, Manchester 0

Who'd a thunk it ?...

DorsetBoy 07.12.11 10:50pm
Michael Barrymore to re-make 'My Kind Of People' with Pablo Escabar. 0
Monkeycustard 07.12.11 10:23pm
Manchester United knocked out of Champions League by Oregano. 0
Monkeycustard 07.12.11 10:18pm
Man injured by seafood calls Clams Direct 0
Smart Alex 07.12.11 9:39pm
Smart Alex
Fingers still the cheapest meal 0
Username 07.12.11 9:31pm
Homeopathic Groupon offers 0.00000000001% discounts on popular purchases 1
bonjonelson 07.12.11 7:46pm
Court finds rioters were not responsible for damage to Bullingdon Club HQ 0
reforse 07.12.11 7:10pm
Little Mix tipped to win Nobel Peace Prize 0
bonjonelson 07.12.11 7:06pm
Number of Da Vinci Code ripoff novels set to hit the three million mark by June

Sociologists at the University of Sociology have predicted that the number of novels about academics trying to bring down ancient, clandestine groups which have influence that stretches into the...

Quillie 07.12.11 6:57pm
At his cocaine possession trial Michael Barrymore admits to being 'All white'. 0
pinxit 07.12.11 5:56pm
Simon Cowell to re-release "I got you babe" as Sunni & Shere Xmas charity song 2
dvo4fun 07.12.11 5:54pm
Comedy virus escapes into the wild

Red-nosed BBC staff may find themselves responsible for a serious outbreak of chuckles in an area of the UK previously thought to be devoid of any humour whatsoever. Moments after the start of a...

Username 07.12.11 5:49pm
Part-time doc who 'liked to keep his hand in' struck off gynaecologist register

[More soon]...

dicky37 07.12.11 5:41pm
Major Clanger
Despite seafood shortage, fish restaurant decides to keep clam and curry on. 3
wallster 07.12.11 5:00pm
Major Clanger
Dog shelter charity start taking in abandoned pensioners

As the cost of retirement homes goes up and the standard of care goes down, well known dog shelter charity, the PDSA, have set up a separate sister charity for the sheltering of pensioners. ' We...

Perks 07.12.11 4:58pm
Major Clanger
Shock Corrie spoiler - Kirk is an alien

The Christmas episode of Coronation Street is to reveal that the character Kirk Sutherland is in fact an alien, and a spacecraft paying him a visit is to crash on the Red Rec during an open-air...

Major Clanger 07.12.11 4:54pm
Major Clanger
None injured as massive explosion rips through Homeopath convention.

A tiny little bit more soon...

reforse 07.12.11 4:34pm
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beau-jolly 07.12.11 3:54pm
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Perks 07.12.11 3:49pm