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The Milibands consider forming a coalition 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Trading Standards Confirm There Are 1000 Milibands In A Band 1
LtFrankSlade 4 years
Ballack - Germany's world cup hopes dashed 1
simonjmr 4 years

First sign that the English metatarsal disease has now mutated into a more virulent German strain. More soon...

Labour leadership: Ed Milliband throws his nappy into the ring 0
Oxbridge 4 years
BBC goes a whole day without a repeat of Murder She Wrote 1
jp1885 4 years
Sleaze exclusive! 'My uneventful evening with Top Lord' 4
jp1885 4 years

A pretty 23 year-old former civil servant has told of her 'pleasant, yet uneventful' evening with a top Tory peer 62 years her senior. Stunning brunette Michelle Warnstone first met Lord Cambersham,...

FDA to update sanitation grading with ethics grade 0
Dumbnews 4 years

Based on sustainability of production, exploitation of workers and animal rights violations...

New Routemaster bendy-decker unveiled. Top-deck passengers 'extremely nauseous' 1
QorbeQ 4 years
Yawning chasm in Antarctic 'may be contagious' say scientists. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Surprise at popularity of dromedary-foot photograph website. 0
QorbeQ 4 years

'I had no idea people were yearning for shots of camel toes,' says zoologist...

Ello! 2
tiny tim 4 years

its me,Charliebetter known as Charles phycho Hawtrey,Britians longest serving prisoner.and most dangerous.Im so fuckin dangerous Im in a cage within a cage inside four walls,48 years Ive been...

Massive Oil of Olay slick causing fresher, younger looking fish 10
Jimmy 4 years

A freighter carrying a shipment of Oil of Olay regenerating cream has run-aground off the coast of eastern Sicily, leaking thousands of litres of the amino-peptide laden moisturiser into the sea. An...

Snow White pimping scandal at Disneyland Paris 0
gregle 4 years

Families were outraged today at the revelation that Snow White had been pimping out the 7 dwarves. For 5 euros punters could "feel Happy" though after paying out 7 euros many were reported to have...

Irish tourists visit San Andreas 'for the craic' 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Google now lets you search for sites that only match your preconceived opinions 14
Dumbnews 4 years

Here is what I am trying to say, not sure if these are clearer: Google now searches by answer to find websites that match what you want to hear Google now lets you type in your answer to find...

Afghan plane 'firm landing' downgraded to 'a proper crash' after touchdown 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Ash cloud latest - Branson lays on replacement balloon service 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Afghan passenger plane 'lands safely' 0
jp1885 4 years
FIFA: 'English world cup bid scribbled on with crayon' 2
jp1885 4 years

The England's 2018 world cup hopes have suffered yet another blow today, after governing body FIFA returned the FA's bid book, complaining that it had been 'defaced with substantial amounts of...

Dave n' Nick happy that England will be spared the expense FIFA 2018 World Cup. 0
Griffin 4 years
Labour leadership battle gets dirty : David reveals infant Ed "did poo in bath” 0
Rorschach 4 years
Plumber 'shocked, outraged' after drinks offer from lonely housewife 1
QorbeQ 4 years

A Basingstoke plumber has submitted a formal complaint to the Association of Plumbing and Heating Contractors (APHC) after a recent visit to a lonely housewife ended abruptly when she only offered...

Media labels cold lonely mountain dwelling homosapien an 'abomination' 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

A hairy homosapien who has never hurt anyone, and lives a blameless, albeit lonely, life in remote mountain regions of the south pole has been dismissed by the media 'an abomination'. Now, the so...

New Order to record Green Monday in tribute to coalition government 0
Mrblacker 4 years
'Nothing like a good nob-gag' says quality condom manufacturer. More soon. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Campaigners call for baby oil ban 0
Mrblacker 4 years

For generations mothers have used it to smooth their child's skin and porn stars have wrestled in it. But now the world's supply of baby oil is under threat from human rights activists, who claim...

Marriage 'reduces orgasm risk' says study 1
QorbeQ 4 years
Miliband brothers pronounced Dead 2
edward hack 4 years

Doctors at Great Ormond Street Hospital have confirmed they are set to carry out an operation to conjoin brothers David and Ed Miliband, The brothers, who have been separated since birth, say the...

Latest watercooler television event just footage of a water cooler 0
jp1885 4 years
Mail On Sunday resigns after spreading World Cup bribery allegations 0
Skylarking 4 years

(don't you wish that's how it worked, eh folks?)...