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Man who rejected a bottle of wine says there's nothing to it 0
roybland 4 years

A restaurant diner who sent a bottle of wine back claims 'there's really nothing to it' and that he's quite prepared to do it again.,  , Joe Hollyhead (32) was dining out with his wife when the...

Paedophiles delight at knowledge police can't crack 50 digit computer password. 2
MADJEZ 4 years
UK Border Agency to hold X Factor style auditions for illegal immigrants. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years

A leaked letter from the Home Office to UK Border Control Agency chief, Cheryl Walsh, outlines new changes to the appeals process for illegal immigrants., Asylum seekers will be allowed to stay in...

Unilever charged with genocide over 'all know germs dead' Domestos claims 2
Mrblacker 4 years
Shag Bands make triumphant debut at Tory conference 2
Gary Stanton 4 years

Tory delegates gathered in Birmingham this week have been sporting a variety of colour-coded bracelets on their wrists as a way of signalling to fellow conservatives just how far they’ve gone in...

Cameron urges Britons to "pull my finger" 0
Scroat 4 years

More raspberries soon...

Hungary insists it will take millions of dollars to clean up red toxic sludge 0
Nobby Holder 4 years

Boston Red Sox insist they are still interested...

Incorrect apostrophe's use cause’s cancer, warn’s Lynne Truss’ & Cancer Research 0
therustler 4 years

Mo're soon'...

Domestos Production Halts as 1% Of All Known Germs Picket Over Stronger Formula 0
mugwump 4 years
OFSTED Blames Internet Porn Access for Decline Schoolboy Breast Stroke Jokes 0
mugwump 4 years
Unborn babies unharmed by mothers drinking hardly any alcohol shock 1
greg various 4 years
Traffic News - Expect delays on the Road to Hell today due to repaving work. 1
Ian Searle 4 years

With good intentions...

Theologians in shock after discovering there are in fact FOUR steps to heaven. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

Step one - you find a girl to love., Step two - she falls in love with you., Step three - you kiss and hold her tightly., Step Four – send all your money to a TV Evangelist who will guarantee...

Trees will shed leaves and may halt trains, predicts climate change nutter lobby 1
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

The latest hysterical report from the Climate Change Lobby insists that leaves will fall from the trees as early as autumn and, extrapolating wildly from scientific data, it predicts that some train...

I've decided not to post anything controversial until tomorrow. 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

No story. Move on. There's nothing to see. Come on, keep moving I have my reasons Look out for the headline about Russell Brand...

Panic after UK electorate realises it confused 'change' with 'improvement' 0
dicky37 4 years

[Is it too late to apologise to that other fella..?]...

3 Police Frogmen drown on 'Casual Friday' 4
Kuifje 4 years

'Casual Friday', a popular employment practice whereby employees are allowed to wear their off duty casual clothes for a small charitable donation has claimed the lives of 3 Police frogmen it was...

Pope urges IVF laureate to pull out. 1
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Duplicate postings explained as Newsbiscuit website falls victim to cloning... 1
Rowly 4 years

more soon ?...

Duplicate postings explained as Newsbiscuit website falls victim to cloning... 1
Iamthestig 4 years
Millions dissapointed, after recent DNA test reveal that Bob is not their Uncle 4
Rowly 4 years

Many people were in Shock today, after being brought up to believe that Bob was their Uncle. DNa testing on Bob showed that he was not even their Cousin!, Bob was not available to comment...

Ijaz Butt in hiding as Pakistan militants attack wankers 0
jp1885 4 years
Wayne Rooney says no more expensive prostitutes for me 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Liverpool FC buy Red Sox 0
Sinnick 4 years

at JJB, of course...

Poirot To Investigate Burning of his Friend's Pier 1
IABP 4 years

[more soon, no]...

Simon Cowell urged to take Gamu’s place on deportation flight 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Red Sox to buy Liverpool excluding Toxteth 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Study of Tory conference contradicts ‘compassionate Neanderthals’ claim 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Coaltn cts afct nspapr hdlnes. Mre sn 1
therustler 4 years
Pimp favourite to win Man Booker prize. 0
The Paper Ostrich 4 years