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Gordon Brown defied UN resolution with illegal war on News Corp 1
charlies_hat 25.04.12 3:30pm
Queen re-opens restored Shoom Nightclub

Her Majesty the Queen has re-opened South London Acid house club, Shoom, after a lengthy restoration project was finally completed earlier this morning. Danny Rampling originally opened the club in...

Old Hat 25.04.12 2:16pm
Old Hat
Volleyball ogling ban 'unenforceable' admit Olympic bosses

Fwoar soon...

jp1885 25.04.12 2:16pm
After Murdoch Critisism, Fickle UK To Regard Gordon Brown "Worlds Greatest Hero" 0
thisisall1word 25.04.12 2:11pm
Wolves' Plan B revealed: Shout "Fire" in the main stand 0
Drylaw 25.04.12 2:10pm
Donald Trump to set up Billionaires anti Wind Farm pressure group "Air Peace"

In a bid to thwart the Scottish Executives’ attempt to build a Wind Farm just a couple miles from his luxury golf development “Trumptown” situated on the Aberdeenshire coast, the billionaire...

Scronnyglonkle 25.04.12 2:07pm
Economist who bulk-bought salsa and hummus had double-dip obsession

(been done before? Tried a search before posting)...

Midfield Diamond 25.04.12 1:06pm
Midfield Diamond
Salmond failed to follow through, claims Trump 0
medici2471 25.04.12 1:03pm
Pino Grigio shares rally after Evans prescription wobble 0
Scroat 25.04.12 12:23pm
Peter Stringfellow flouts hosepipe ban

Ooh matron...

Scroat 25.04.12 12:14pm
Ill-advised drought “accidentally declared by the new kid”

Met Office officials this morning admitted that the declaration of a drought in certain areas of Britain was a basic error, caused by a new employee selecting the wrong option on a weather-reporting...

kimllfixit 25.04.12 12:13pm
Hunt sabotaged 0
charlies_hat 25.04.12 11:36am
"Hunt gives us Jeremy's a bad name" says TV's Kyle

more after DNA tests...

Scronnyglonkle 25.04.12 11:03am
UK returns to 1970s after getting 0.2% shitter in first three months of 2012 0
Old Hat 25.04.12 9:34am
Old Hat
Ben Elton condemned for turning his back on his mockney roots

Ben Elton has been accused of forgetting where he originally pretended to be from, after moving to Australia and becoming a fawning royalist. "He used to pretend he was a south London geezer from...

ronseal 25.04.12 9:16am
Geoff Shreeves informs the Barcelona team they won't be playing in the final 0
Rootin Tootin 25.04.12 8:58am
Rootin Tootin
James Naughtie to be given retrospective award by Psychic Association

hat tip to medici2471...

weematt 25.04.12 8:50am
Barbecue and School Fête ban leads to Hottest Summer on Record 0
acwanaut 25.04.12 8:22am
Culture Secretary denies being Jeremy Hunt

In a surprise move aimed at rebutting claims that the government was secretly colluding with the Rupert Murdoch Empire, the Culture Secretary has denied being Jeremy Hunt. A statement from the...

nickb 25.04.12 8:21am
Men master technique to ‘tune-out’ nagging

With science now saying that the gap between male and female life expectancy could drop to zero by 2030, men everywhere are heralding a new golden age of tuning-out their loathsome, nauseating wives....

Old Hat 25.04.12 7:43am
Old Hat
Petrol shortage solved by extending hosepipe ban to fuel pumps 0
charlies_hat 25.04.12 7:07am
Study confirms football fan hypothesis – the referee is a wa****

99% of referees do indeed ‘polish the whistle’, according to a new study released by the Kinsey Institute into the accuracy of football fan theories of sexuality. Kinsey Institute UK spokeswoman...

Yikes 25.04.12 6:40am
The Initiols 'CEO' Now Have A whole New Meaning

At one time in our no-so-distant past the term 'CEO', meaning 'Chief Executive Officer', was invented to replace the perfectly good word 'President' as the title for the person heading up a company...

25.04.12 4:26am
Commentators cautious of cockups as Cunt hits headlines

Oh bollocks!...

grumblechops 24.04.12 11:39pm
al-Qaeda terrorist busted putting leaves on railway track. 0
Maverick 24.04.12 10:41pm
Drought Latest: David Walliams to walk down the Thames for charity 1
yussle 24.04.12 10:10pm
Footballers union : "Can Rangers transfer ban include other clubs ?"

A representative of the Millionaires Branch of the Professional Footballers Union has welcomed the recent 12 month transfer ban on Rangers, but claims that this does not go far enough, and should be...

FlashArry 24.04.12 9:29pm
Exposed Hunt flaps under pressure 0
Mandy Lifeboat 24.04.12 9:03pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Planned Amazon funeral service is heaven for some, hell for others

Amazon boss Jeff Bezos is quietly confident new plans for an Amazon funeral service will further boost their collosal profits. Speaking at a press conference today Mr Bezos said: "we've been looking...

Mandy Lifeboat 24.04.12 8:47pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Chelsea fans in Barcelona "probably just heading to bed now" 0
grumblechops 24.04.12 8:43pm