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Parkinson was dubbed Randy Old Goat by Iron Lady

According to secret cabinet papers now revealed under the 30 year rule, PM Margaret Thatcher frequently insulted colleague Cecil Parkinson in the cabinet room, calling him The Rutting Hind and on one...

Drylaw 30.12.11 11:14pm
"Tell them I've got Alzheimers" Howe overheard whispering to aide 0
Drylaw 30.12.11 10:43pm
2012 Could be a brilliant year for predictions, says social media pundit

One of the key trends for 2012 will be a massive wave of increasingly wild predictions, according to the zeitgeist watching community. With attention spans increasingly ooh-cool-shoes, and our...

ronseal 30.12.11 9:29pm
Cameron to be given a fake veto button with rubber sucker for next EU summit. 0
Al OPecia 30.12.11 7:15pm
Al OPecia
Ed Miliband says 2012 will be 'Year of the Weird'

2012 will be 'the 'Year of the Weird' says Ed Miliband in his New Year message to voters.,  , 'People are tired of the same old ordinary politicians with the same old ordinary faces,' he said. 'I...

roybland 30.12.11 5:35pm
Cameron Promises To Be Useful At Next Euro Meet.......

.Helping out as a cloakroom attendant., "Negotiations? What are they?"...

Jesse Bigg 30.12.11 4:37pm
Jesse Bigg
Love Film to deliver movies directly to viewers’ retinas

In move that appears to leapfrog known technologies, Love Film has developed the means to deliver 3D images directly to moviegoers’ retinal surfaces. This by passes all the old delivery methods:...

nickb 30.12.11 4:31pm
Planned rail upgrades could put an extra two hours between London and Manchester

Sounds like an old joke, presumably is...

gaijintendo 30.12.11 2:12pm
New Groupon deal to feature cut price stable-cations in Bethlehem

More soon (Three Kings, donkeys thrown in for free)...

SimonJJames 30.12.11 2:10pm
New Iron Lady film Reagan / Gorbachev threesome 'Integral to Plot' says Director

More soon (with free mindbleach)...

SimonJJames 30.12.11 2:06pm
Souness, Houllier and Benitez sucessful in the "managed decline" of Liverpool 1
charlies_hat 30.12.11 2:03pm
Archbishop of Canterbury Regrets Beginning Traditional Christmas Address...

.with ""You're all going to hell, you heathen cocksuckers". More soon...

SimonJJames 30.12.11 1:59pm
New Year Honour For Cameron.....

.."Stage Door Johnny." Obviously, not a main player anywhere. Just a sideline act...

Jesse Bigg 30.12.11 1:48pm
Jesse Bigg
Plan to abandon Liverpool "opportunity missed", says Thatcher

The 1981 plan to abandon Liverpool was a missed opportunity according to a spokesman for the former PM; "Abandoning it wasn't the answer, we should have sold it to Rupert Murdoch."...

apepper 30.12.11 1:26pm
New Blue Peter badges to be issued to combat widespread fraud

New Blue Peter badges to be issued to combat widespread fraud...

Captainzep 30.12.11 11:28am
Reprise: Director Of New Thatcher Film Inflicts Big Cuts On Cast Numbers......

..And abandons film locations in and around Liverpool. (Sorry, Sir Geoff Howe, Cabinet papers don't lie)...

Jesse Bigg 30.12.11 10:51am
Jesse Bigg
Massive increase in chat room use as civil servants return from Christmas break

Worth a full story?...

kimllfixit 30.12.11 9:16am
Government announces 'Gregorian Tax' on those taking part in 2012

Chancellor George Osborne has announced a new ‘Gregorian Tax’, which will apply to anybody who wants to participate in 2012. The tax has been attacked by opposition parties but the government...

dogwheels 30.12.11 8:12am
Kleenex World to open Pyongyang branch 0
Drylaw 29.12.11 11:33pm
"Go on, let me have a turn!" says Pickles

Eric Pickles, the svelte, popular and much respected Secretary of State for Communities & Local Government, says that the Government will hit the ground running (or at least gently bouncing) in...

dvo4fun 29.12.11 11:11pm
Kim Jung-un promises free-style jazz choreography for next state funeral. 1
the coarse whisperer 29.12.11 10:54pm
NHS Surgeons to provide home treatment service (any time between 8am and 5pm) 1
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:32pm
Rest of UK considers 'abandoning London' due to all the problems it has 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:26pm
MT Bucket
Government STD Campaign Goes Viral

Somebody must have done this joke before...

Immunis 29.12.11 10:26pm
Faceless & brainless fish declines offer to join coalition cabinet 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:23pm
MT Bucket
US to complete Blockbusters 'Middle East Gold Run' in 2012 by invading Iran

You must be 'this old' to understand this one...

MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:20pm
MT Bucket
Britain to be moved back across the dateline 365 times to fix economy 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:17pm
MT Bucket
Days of Christmas to be cut to 8 by 2015 in latest Government Austerity package 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:14pm
MT Bucket
Nature's latest attempt to reduce Civil List costs thwarted 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:12pm
MT Bucket
'Prince Philip' package to be extended to 49% of patients in NHS hospitals 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:11pm
MT Bucket