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James Blunt Averted World War 3 - by Not Singing in Broken Down Train 0
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Contest was just too one-sided complains Haye after Chelsea match 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
We are all in this together 0
MC One R 4 years

"that's why we are SLASHING bonuses to only £4bill." Stiff British upper lips chaps!...

Boris Johnson denies everything he says is 'a euphemism for sex' 3
Milo Shame 4 years

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Suu Kyi the winner in Burmese "Big Brother" 0
Sinnick 4 years
Irish Government denies secret talks with Robert Peston 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Fat gene identified by scientists says it is just big-boned 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Couple released by pirates prepare to sail home 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Lembit Opik admits Cheeky Girl "didn't know who I was" when they first met 0
Scroat 4 years

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Daily Mail to launch hard core special for left wng high dudgeon addicts 7
ronseal 4 years

Daily Mail publisher Associated Press is to launch a weekly hard core, under-the-counter, concentrated bile supplement to satisfy its most loyal readers - indignant liberals addicted to being...

Ireland asks EU for Euros, not potatoes as reported erlier 2
Ostsee 4 years
Kent Yachting Couple To Pick Up 'Slimmer of the Year' Award. 0
IABP 4 years

Less soon. More news in brief: Kent Yachting Couple 'Beaten By Pirates' Yet To Say What At William Hague Adamant Government Did Bugger All For Yachting Couple Foreign Secretary William Hague said...

Aung San Suu Kyi 'disappointed' at lack of Rangoon Starbucks 0
The Paper Ostrich 4 years

Burma's newly-freed pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi has slammed the country's military junta after she spent two days hunting unsuccessfully for a Starbucks in the capital Rangoon. 'I've been...

James Blunt "freed Nelson Mandela" 3
bonjonelson 4 years

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After 7 years Ann sang suu kyi disappointed that more people did 0
arrghgarry 4 years

tune into her reality TV show .Even when she arranged the stunt of an American preacher to swim across a lake and dive under a blanket with him ,ratings still did not get a boost...

Suu Kyi and the Chandlers fancy a quiet night in 0
simonjmr 4 years

facebook staus updates more soon...

After Mayor Boris Johnson babies keep popping up allover the place 0
arrghgarry 4 years

London decides to introduce a vagina congestion charge...

X-Factors Katie warned; Even Gordon Brown realises the public want her out. 2
MADJEZ 4 years
British Couple suprised Somali pirates had no decent movies to watch 0
bonjonelson 4 years

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UNESCO to downgrade the Great Wall of China to Fairly Impressive. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Living with Pirates not as much Fun as Expected, say British Couple 0
Grover 4 years

Last year, Paul and Rachel Chandler of Kent were given an opportunity most of us could only dream of. While drifting along in their yacht near the Seychelles, they were invited to set sail with a...

International Talk Like a Pirate Day 'not funny' - Kidnap couple speak... 0
J-Bird 4 years British couple Paul and Rachel Chandler have finally been released by their Somali pirate kidnappers after spending 388 days in captivity. The British...

Homeless People Don't Get Fat breaks all sales records for a new diet book 4
ronseal 4 years

The success of the new Homeless People Don't Get Fat diet book is set to spawn a whole portfolio of spin off products and merchandise., Following in the wake of diet books such as Japanese Women...

Mouse Stopped working??? 4
Rowly 4 years

Spare parts for Mouses,,,,,,,,,>>>>>>>>>>Click here to proceed....

MOD fails to see irony as UK troops 'bomb the crap' out of Afghan Poppy Growers 0
pinxit 4 years
Ann sang suu kyi feels she was Emily Dickinson in a former life 0
arrghgarry 4 years
God tells Jews, you`re my kinda people 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Burmese TV announce success in beating agoraphobia epidemic. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

More heart warming stories from the benevolent military rulers soon...

somali goverment to sue MSN for libel 0
4ty2 4 years

as MSN declared them oficially to be pirateshaving given 60million to their fellow pirates for the release of british hostages,

After The Church of England will realize millions of pounds from an Old masters 0
arrghgarry 4 years

sale tell its pastors its okay to fiddle with a few kids as we can afford a few lawsuits but don `t do anything too catholic...