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Government call to recycle teachers

A duel initiative by the Department for Education and the Environment Agency is proposing to recycle teachers in an effort to cut out hazardous waste in schools and to improve efficiency. In future,...

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Dick Everyman 16.09.11 10:38am
Dick Everyman
Germans delighted with Greek’s wooden horse gift

German Chancellor Angela Merkel today expressed her thanks to Greece for their ‘generous and thoughtful’ gift of a giant wooden horse. ‘We love it’ she enthused. ‘We’re not sure what to...

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ianslat 16.09.11 10:25am
dvo4fun
Higgs-Bosun: scientists widen search to 'down the back of the settee'

it might not be there at all...

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writinginbsl 16.09.11 10:20am
borednow
Man who bequeathed favourite tattoo to his son leaves lasting mark on family

The estate of a man who left an extensive permanent tattoo to his eldest son is being disputed by his other children. The tattoo, which covered most of Mike Norden's back, was admired by all his...

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Runestone Cowboy 16.09.11 10:15am
beau-jolly
Jailed expense scandal MP's "fair game" for hunting on release from prison 0
simonjmr 16.09.11 9:55am
simonjmr
Some of James Murdoch's testimony may have been true.

In a new twist to the phone hacking scandal, former News International employees have revealed that an element of James Murdoch's parlimentary was neither fabricated nor evasory. Former legal...

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apepper 16.09.11 9:48am
apepper
New species of badger discovered with vital organs on the inside

Scientists have confirmed that a badger recently discovered in Somerset is a previously unknown species, being dubbed [i]Meles meles[/i], and only distantly related to the [i]Meles Roadkillus[/i]...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 16.09.11 9:33am
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Welsh tragedy, as Welsh mining tragedy justifies more Peter Hain TV interviews

More soon. No doubt...

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dvo4fun 16.09.11 9:22am
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Teenagers 'would welcome prospect of being caned at school', says Gove. 1
SingingHinny 16.09.11 9:17am
Golgo13
Tragedy for TV news as Welsh mining tragedy moves towards its tragic conclusion.

More media vultures in danger soon...

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dvo4fun 16.09.11 8:22am
Screenie
Tories deny existence of working Welsh mine 0
ianslat 16.09.11 7:46am
ianslat
Health Minster Demands Tougher Eye Tests

Health Minister Andrew Lansley received a warm reception from opticians yesterday when he demanded eye tests become more difficult. Inspired by Michael Gove's call for harder GCSEs, Lansley hit...

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nickb 15.09.11 11:16pm
rikkor
UBS rogue trader blames ITV's 'Red or Black'

Friends of arrested UBS trader Kweku Adoboli have put the blame for his alleged £2.1 billion trading losses squarely on Adoboli's obsession with Red or Black, the ITV game show that promises the...

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Boutros 15.09.11 10:21pm
Boutros
London 2012 high jump event to conincide with Australian limbo competition

[For matters of balance, you understand]...

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dicky37 15.09.11 9:30pm
dicky37
More cash-strapped Brits requesting quotations from webuyanykidney.com

[More soonI have a new clutch and cam belt to pay for]...

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dicky37 15.09.11 9:29pm
Screenie
Channel four drops plans for 'Jew or no Jew' gameshow 0
Screenie 15.09.11 8:52pm
Screenie
Chilean miners slam Welsh copycats. 0
MADJEZ 15.09.11 8:40pm
MADJEZ
Utter Bull Shit in cloud cuckoo land yet again

A 31 year old man is being held by police in London amid allegations he has been illegally trading in Switzerland., The man is thought to have traded the republic in exchange for £1.3bn and a one...

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Gerontius 15.09.11 8:25pm
Screenie
Cat concussions at "all time high" in new housing estates. More soon. 13
Al OPecia 15.09.11 8:05pm
Al OPecia
Eleven pound potato mashes the world record...

sorry couldnt resist...

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writinginbsl 15.09.11 7:46pm
writinginbsl
Does Ancient Text Gives Clue to Our Origins? - 2

Ancient texts found in excavation just outside of Cairo may provide insight to the origin of humans on earth. The scroll that was found has been carbon dated to about 13,000 years ago and although...

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LouCipher 15.09.11 7:18pm
Pagantroll
Acquaintance writes Allison Pearson spin off book - I Don't Know How He Does Her 4
ronseal 15.09.11 6:48pm
Pagantroll
More bad news on the fast food front as Subway goes under.

More later...

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spoole2112 15.09.11 6:04pm
Pagantroll
An appeal…

…on behalf of the Abandoned Shower Gel Foundation. Every year thousands of bottles of shower gel are being abandoned - left to gather dust in bathroom cabinets, corner shower shelving units and...

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jp1885 15.09.11 4:43pm
Jesse Bigg
Scottish Govt To Adopt Japanese Number System, Which Depends On Item Shape...

.So, when counting Tory MP's it goes thus - One tosser, 2 tossers, etc...

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Jesse Bigg 15.09.11 4:36pm
Jesse Bigg
Cameron's Promise - 'Unemployed To Be Given Job Of Blowing Up.....

.The "Big Society" ballons.'...

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Jesse Bigg 15.09.11 4:23pm
Pagantroll
Yorkshire folk find 'Selby dates' easier to grasp claims N.Yorks MP.

More later...

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spoole2112 15.09.11 4:01pm
spoole2112
French President, Sarkozy, Makes A Brilliant Speech To New Libyan Govt.....

.Whilst onlookers wonder who the fake tan man Brit is, hanging around like a spare one at a wedding...

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Jesse Bigg 15.09.11 3:59pm
Jesse Bigg
Fisherman catches record breaking compliment 0
beau-jolly 15.09.11 3:44pm
beau-jolly
Vatican to release "Gangsta" Bible

In an effort to combat the rise in atheism amongst the worlds youths the Vatican has announced that it is going to be distributing a new version of the Bible geared towards the younger generation....

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LouCipher 15.09.11 3:37pm
LouCipher