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A&E Dept nicknamed Anal Eel Department after treating asian man.. 1
Sharpehunter 4 years

Doctors and Nurses at an A&E Dept thought heard and seen it all until Li Chang walked through their doors. Li Chang claimed he slipped into a tub full of eels and one slipped straight up his bum....

Chinese couple in Hong Kong react to finding s of Adoption court 2
arrghgarry 4 years

although they had raised a young white boy from 2 years old after his English army parents had been killed ,.The court ruled he should be with people of his own kind .With the opportunity to do badly...

Sir Ian Blair tempted out of retirement for one last cock up 6
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Sir Ian Blair, the poster boy for the National Theatre set, is to return to the public stage for one more incident packed communications breakdown, by popular demand., Blair, who went to Oxford...

Capello finishes off Becks, Sol, Brown, Fosters, and San Miguel. 2
simonjmr 4 years

More beers soon...

After cost cutting new revised Ministry of Justice unveiled. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

Following decisive cutbacks the revised Ministry of Justice has today been unveiled. From now on it will been known as Just Mister to save on printing and signage costs and will be led, managed,...

Office radar systems a myth claim scientists 1
JayGee 4 years

A leading group of scientists has claimed today that office radar systems do not exist and cannot be used as a means of determining how up to date colleagues are on future initiatives. The piece of...

Hysteria as people try to find out where PM bought 20 cans of stella for a fiver 0
Boarfunkel 4 years
Paranoia sufferers complain .. 0
Gourd Almighty 4 years

.. that cutbacks in Government funding always affect them the worst .. More soon ....

Madeleine McCanns's parents given arguido status over Portuguese forest fires 0
JayGee 4 years
Pink Floyd arrested after remains of teacher found bricked up in wall 4
jp1885 4 years
Thousands of middle aged men have England dreams crushed by Capello 6
JayGee 4 years

Middle aged men all over the UK have been phoning help lines this morning after hearing the news that David Beckham’s international football career is over. For many the decision by Fabio Capello...

Prince Charles poisoned at Breakfast.. 1
Sharpehunter 4 years

"Who thought it would be a good idea on the basis of diversity and equal opportunity to hire a bloody Muslim Food Taster for f*cksake.." bellowed Percy Harrington-Coonts, Charles Personal Valet,...

Ad Feature - Start Building Your Instant Family Tree Today.. 3
Sharpehunter 4 years

Exclusive product from the trusted brand 'Any Gene Will Do'. Fed up of being an orphan, genuinely lonely and unloved? New Instant Family Tree can change all that once and for all. Imagine wowing your...

Rupert Murdoch sues God for rights to sky 3
Ludicity 4 years

Media mogul Rupert Murdoch is engaged in a multi-million dollar legal battle with God over the rights to use the term ‘sky’, claiming that it represents a clear trademark infringement. ‘This...

Gove: 'No plans to scrap millionaires' playgrounds' 1
jp1885 4 years
Becks to manage Man U. 'Jolly fine chap' says Sir Alex, 'no one better'. 0
Griffin 4 years
After 40 years, Princess Anne may change hairstyle 2
PluckyMunky 4 years

'It could be one's birthday treat', said the 60 year old. Her flat beehive has been a Royal trademark for 45 years...

More church fete's promises Cameron as UK tourism to focus on heritage 0
simonjmr 4 years

More Bric a brac sales, coffee mornings, jumble sales, jingositic racism and cream teas. More soon...

Patients with the same illness to share bunks, in bid to aid hospital bed crisis 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Fury as PCness ‘gone mad’ to become 'has health issues affecting 1 in 3 people’ 4
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

A new diktat from Guess Who Yes That Lot Again has tried to ban perfectly ordinary decent people like us from using another harmless phrase that’s been part of our culture for centuries., Under...

EON regret asking Rooney to get new Man Utd shirts printed. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Red-faced bosses at power company EON have revealed their multi million pound sponsorship deal with Manchester United has been ruined after Wayne Rooney was asked to get the new shirts printed....

flossie mcjava 4 years

Macdonalds has decided to remove all of its parent and baby parking spaces from it's restaurants in a midly controversial move after realising that most of the parents who came in with young children...

Playing with people's lives 'violates code of conduct' says UK Poker Federation 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Capello drops Beckham, ending 'Keep It Simple Stupid' policy.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years
Beautiful aroma of bacon on Tube was actually suicide 1
William Dilkes 4 years

Passengers enjoying the sweet, sweet smell of bacon at Finsbury Park Underground station this morning were horrified to discover it was really the body of a suicide victim cooked by the high voltage...

IPCC not to launch inquiry into the inquiry that didn't actually happen... 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

The Independent Police Complaints Commission has responded robustly by beating and detaining reporters who asked questions about the supposed inquiry into the inquiry that the IPCC now says never...

Isle of Wight residents demand deadline for Norman withdrawal 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Shock as Capello rules Sir Stanley Matthews out of England future plans. 3
Stan 4 years
Edinburgh Comedy Festival to be re-named Fringe-Ex in brand strategist takeover 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

The Edinburgh Fringe Festival is to embrace its trade show status, OOPS BETTER DO THIS LATER...

Bin Laden’s former cook to serve porridge 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years