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Streep so convincing as Thatcher she is given extra bodyguards. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 15.11.11 10:43pm
dominic_mcg
Lord Coe: "Ride-On Missile" Britain's best bet for winning Olympic 100 m. Gold 2
dvo4fun 15.11.11 10:06pm
dvo4fun
Vatican rebrands Hell as "iScream" to attract consumers.

"We at the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith have always been interested in peoples opinions", said Archbishop Castro Borgia, "and, after making inquiries, we decided that launching iScream...

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ideopath 15.11.11 10:04pm
ideopath
Bunga Bunga replaced by the Full Monti 5
simonjmr 15.11.11 9:16pm
simonjmr
Report warns cuts may lead to slow, painful contractions in maternity units 4
Duncan Biscuit 15.11.11 9:09pm
CJWorkman
Steve Backley to head up Olympic Ground-To-Air Task Force 3
Drylaw 15.11.11 9:07pm
CJWorkman
Milliband asks Syria for help in overthrowing unelected coalition government. 0
dominic_mcg 15.11.11 8:19pm
dominic_mcg
Old Mother Hubbard to be prosecuted by RSPCA. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 15.11.11 7:01pm
Al OPecia
Motivated immigrant put in charge of border control after new deportation threat

Following Government plans to start forcibly deporting immigrants once a target level has been reached, it is believed that a team of immigrants are the perfect subgroup to regulate further...

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kga6 15.11.11 6:48pm
kga6
Protestation as Pole becomes permanent 'Pusey Pleb'

A typically sleepy village in Oxfordshire was awoken this week by the revelation that the local village idiot was in fact from Poland. Wojtek Labrowska took up the position in Pusey, following the...

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Perks 15.11.11 6:11pm
kga6
Sin sues Cos over patent infringement

More to follow...

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Immunis 15.11.11 6:05pm
Bryan with a Y
James Gilmour, step-son of legendary David Gilmour, released from prison.

Young, rich, soft skinned James, 21, admitted that he spent most of his time in jail with his back against The Wall...

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Bryan with a Y 15.11.11 5:55pm
Bryan with a Y
Redknapp admits that enforced rest was more taxing than he thought it would be.

Full details due Jan/Feb 2012...

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Bryan with a Y 15.11.11 5:38pm
Bryan with a Y
'Eastenders' Billy Mitchell confirmed as carrying Olympic Torch

Cash4Gold franchises await details of the exact route...

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Bryan with a Y 15.11.11 5:30pm
Bryan with a Y
Mars proud sponsor of world diabetes day 3
button 15.11.11 5:24pm
button
Man left in awe after converting 4095 into binary

more unremarkable yet awe-inspiring mathematical facts soon...

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kga6 15.11.11 5:03pm
Scroat
'Cruel Is Cool' says 70's comedy veteran

Speaking at the premier of his latest observational sit-com to be aired on BBC2 later this week, comedy veteran Dicky Jarvis told us why he thinks the timing is just right for a new cutting edge...

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Gerontius 15.11.11 4:59pm
dvo4fun
Somerset man finds dead bird in Tesco salad

"It totally put me off my Chicken Korma it was accompanying I'd made with Loyd Grossman korma sauce" said Steve Pilkington Steve Pilkington from Somerset, said his girlfriend was sick after the...

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simonjmr 15.11.11 4:39pm
simonjmr
Environmentalists hail Audi's new SUV with fuel-saving magnetic front bumpers

Campaigners for a reduction in CO2 emissions have warmly welcomed an eco-minded development from Audi. Their latest model, a 3.2 tonne, 6 metre-long SUV badged 'Q8', features an optional magnetic...

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Runestone Cowboy 15.11.11 3:55pm
writinginbsl
Simon Cowell concedes that the prefix "Fi" omitted from X factor titles 0
simonjmr 15.11.11 2:43pm
simonjmr
Faberge bacon found

It was a find that confused, then delighted Russian historians and students of decorative arts. A wavy strip of white gold, five centimetres long, artfully encrusted with garnets and rubies, with a...

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nickb 15.11.11 2:17pm
nickb
Iron Maiden stolen by scrap metal theives

Möre soon...

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bonjonelson 15.11.11 1:36pm
Sinnick
Critics slam Grossman cover of Lennon's 'Instant Korma's Gonna Get You' 0
Skylarking 15.11.11 1:08pm
Skylarking
Suspicion falls on record viewing figure for The Only Way is Dover

overheard: pliz, vich way to a slum...

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vertical 15.11.11 1:05pm
vertical
"Freddie Starr ate my Korma" says Lloyd Grossman. 0
pinxit 15.11.11 12:00pm
pinxit
Camel toe makes Freddie Starr vomit. "That's a first" say ex-wives. 0
pinxit 15.11.11 11:55am
pinxit
Flybe incident prompts Ryanair to charge supplement for full set of wheels 0
medici2471 15.11.11 11:10am
medici2471
Darth Vader hoping to add Nobel Peace prize to his recently awarded Oscar 0
simonjmr 15.11.11 11:02am
simonjmr
Aussie medics baffled by cause of Freddie Starr's illness 1
medici2471 15.11.11 10:19am
Rootin Tootin
Steven Segal to take over running of London Police

Responibilities for running an increasingly lawless capital are to be given to the smoothest man in Hollywood, it was annouced last night. His buttery smooth voice, A-List slicked hair, and martial...

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Shandy 15.11.11 9:32am
Shandy