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Nobby Stiles denies stroke was caused by a premonition. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
England Squad to be replacd by paint drying on wall. More Soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Capello to launch secret weapon. Call to prayers relay to stadium ready .... 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Algeria 0-Shit England 0
wallster 4 years

no more, please...

Samaritans lay on extra staff for England game. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Sudden increase in child cruelty - Warm weather and World Cup blamed 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

As part of his defence Andy Cox, 30, said "those flags arent cheap, all I can hear is Dad, Dad, it's hotso I wind the back windows down and whoosh flags halfway down the A2, little bastards, they...

de Gaulle found under table 1
edward hack 4 years

wot - no French jokes?, Fact : did you know that for a while during the war he lived above a gay bar in Sohoapparently still offering very little resistance...

Terr Roone Barr and Heske set to start - Jamesy Coley Crouchy and Kingy on bench 0
edward hack 4 years

Courtesy of, lots more to come...

French demand compensation from BP for Riviera floods 0
woody 4 years
Pensioner breaks hip after walking stick goes AWOL. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
Fakenham Building Society - we've got more branches than your family tree. 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Ad: Trace your Norfolk relatives online at 5
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Fan Disappointed After Paying £1million for One of Vanessa Maes Used G-Strings. 0
Svendo 4 years
Blackberry Manufacturer Regrets Calling Careers Show "RIM Jobs Show" 0
Svendo 4 years
Cameron wins 'roughest wife' competition with Sarkozy 0
ED209 4 years

David Cameron was described as 'delighted' after receiving first place in a rough wife-off with Nicolas Sarkozy, after Samantha Cameron was deemed by a panel of judges to be 'substantially less...

IOW Man Found Still Fighting Napoleonic War 0
Svendo 4 years

Pensioner Arthur Regis from Sandown has been discovered to be still engaging in combat against the empirical french tyrant Napoleon Bonaparte. "Well, My dad fought against the invading frogs and his...

Gardner takes a bullet from the squad 0
simonjmr 4 years

"He played a blinder and went down like a sack of spuds" said the squad leader. "He was a true team player and did his bit perfectly" More soon...

Bevis and Butthead review of 'Rude Britannia ' 1
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'Rude he-he-he-he'. 5 stars...

Sarkozey charged with criminal damage as he marks war broadcast. 0
Basil_B 4 years
German Government enquire about employing Utah firing squad 0
simonjmr 4 years
Bungler Green to be replaced by more experienced bungler James. 0
Basil_B 4 years

More gaff soon...

'And he didn't even get a bung for that spill' comments Grobbelaar on Green 0
Basil_B 4 years
Glitter/King interested! 0
hero2zero 4 years

The Glitter/King financial consortium show interest in "Free Schools" projects...

IoW Prison Governor laughs off "mechanical bird" escape plot. 1
Rorschach 4 years
Mick Jagger Bigamy Shock: Two birds with one Stone. 0
pinxit 4 years
21st Century wasps no longer fooled by water-in-a-jam-jar deterrent 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years

"We've evolved" said a waspy leader through a translator "we had some really bad press and so commissioned some market research to help change our ways and the 21st century wasp is a bit of a social...

IoW helicopter prison escape foiled after pilot submits detailed flight plan 0
QorbeQ 4 years
BP boss was so impressed with American hospitality he left a 20 billion tip. 0
Basil_B 4 years
BP boss says: 'I am enjoying my trip to the US: everyone is so pleasant' 3
PluckyMunky 4 years

'And I got to meet the president.'...

Water-powered car 'more feasible with every passing day' say BP engineers 0
QorbeQ 4 years