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Nicorette to offer menthol patches 0
nickb 02.10.11 12:17pm
Current generation claim "Sudoku puzzles were harder back in our day"

Secretary of State for Education, Michael Gove, has come under fire today amidst further claims that the sudoku puzzle has been "dumbed down". The claims look certain to force a Government U-turn on...

kga6 02.10.11 9:24am
Long John Silver to rethink underwear choices 0
nickb 02.10.11 8:52am
'I never was the egg man' reveals Walrus 0
nickb 02.10.11 8:20am
Ministers to consider raising the speed of light

When the speed was first 'discovered' it was thought that nothing would even get remotely close and evidence has recently been discovered that suggests the scientists in question simply wrote down...

Screenie 02.10.11 12:09am
Government let down dementia sufferers with broken promises...

to be fair, if you're going to break a promise to anyone...

Ironduke 01.10.11 11:06pm
Jeremy Hunt to perform Vagina Monologues at Tory conference fringe event. 1
nickb 01.10.11 11:00pm
Fleetwood Mac sued by Apple

More i-soon...

Iscariot 01.10.11 9:27pm
Long John Silver berates pirates for taking disabled woman instead of wheelchair 0
Runestone Cowboy 01.10.11 8:54pm
Runestone Cowboy
Second-hand Tardis seller denies claim it's been clocked 0
Runestone Cowboy 01.10.11 8:50pm
Runestone Cowboy
Apple deny stealing '3 way call' technology from conference pears 0
Runestone Cowboy 01.10.11 8:24pm
Runestone Cowboy
Sky News editors' panic: 'Jacko manslaughter' defendant may change plea 0
dvo4fun 01.10.11 7:43pm
Guardian latest: still no evidence Bullingdon Club took Britain into illegal war 0
ronseal 01.10.11 7:34pm
Kitten stolen - MP's wife fingered in snatch 14
Screenie 01.10.11 5:05pm
Nintendo target people bored of video games with the launch of the N-Wii 4
simonjmr 01.10.11 4:38pm
Al-Qaeda to sue Ahmadinejad for stealing their thunder 0
Dumbnews 01.10.11 4:22pm
EU condemn piracy involving disabled Frenchwoman

A spokesman from the EU was quick to condemn the piracy involving a disabled Frenchwoman. "Whatever were they thinking off? Do they have access ramps for disabled people. Are there disabled toilets...

aksakal 01.10.11 3:07pm
Gregorian Calendar's days are numbered says Business Csar

Vince Cable today unveiled plans to decimalise the calendar in a bold bid to stimulate economic growth., Addressing the CBI, the Business Secretary outlined key points of the innovative project...

tedweasel 01.10.11 1:00pm
Nunnery Bans Cigarette Vending Machines: Nuns Forced to Kick Habit

From today, agitated nuns will no longer be allowed to enlighten up to ease their frustration as new laws ban cigarette vending machines. Nuns rely on the machines due to the extensive nun-curfew...

kga6 01.10.11 11:03am
Humour scientists get a lift when discovering elevator joke works on many levels 1
Perks 01.10.11 10:55am
Contract Fraud Trumps Café Suicide as Cops Probe Bridge Over Troubled Waiter 0
kga6 01.10.11 10:47am
Saudi woman driver goes out on the lash to celebrate 0
Scroat 01.10.11 9:30am
'You're only one speech away from becoming a party leader' public warned

Anyone who makes a half decent speech in the next week could regret it for life, as an aggrievance of press gangs roam the country looking for potential party leaders. One young woman, Yvette, has...

ronseal 01.10.11 8:50am
Changes to Employment Law Makes "Death Illegal"

Changes to the employment law are being proposed which makes dying a legally grey area. As well as extended the length of employment before claims for unfair dismissal can be pursued, another change...

apepper 01.10.11 7:28am
Eric Pickles to be disposed of in landfill. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 01.10.11 12:17am
Al OPecia
Apple to launch game-changing “new concept”

In a shock move that has stunned technology markets, Apple has turned its back on the tablet market to launch an entirely new device – the Fedex 81. It will be a collaboration between Apple and...

30.09.11 10:37pm
Enquiry launched to find scapegoat for blam culture 5
Mr_Johno 30.09.11 10:31pm
Sandwich accepted under European "Protected designation of origin" laws

Ian Brownstain, who owns the local cafe ‘Fishy Finger’ in the town of Sandwich in Kent, has successfully had the food article formally known as ‘a Sandwich’ protected under the European...

Newsquelch 30.09.11 10:26pm
Middle aged male MP encouraged by wife to buy pussy magnet 1
charlies_hat 30.09.11 10:22pm
'Micro' 9/11 planner foiled by CIA

A 26-year-old US citizen who was plotting to fly bomb laden remote controlled planes into the White House has been taken into custody to give the US law enforcement agency an opportunity to point at...

Screenie 30.09.11 10:01pm