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Beef skirt winner on the catwalk in Paris show 8
PluckyMunky 4 years
DFS targets up-market clientele, plans 'everything full price' TV advert 0
QorbeQ 4 years

More soon. ['My been-done-before sense is tingling,' said Peter Parker]...

Risk of major ash-related catastrophe ‘not that likely’, say airline chiefs 3
Gary Stanton 4 years

A good number of aeroplanes are probably fine with huge amounts of ash clogging up their engines, airline chiefs said today . As henpecked safety officials and worried passengers were ‘preparing...

New 'insant' weight loss procedure 'not sick or twisted' says abattoir owner 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Queen faces extra restrictions after DJ 'death' gaffe 0
Mrblacker 4 years

The Queen is facing tighter broadcasting regulations after mistakenly saying a radio DJ had died during her weekly Buckingham Palace podcast. Her Majesty, who broadcasts under the name of Lizzie...

Womens' breasts still hilariously funny 1
Oxbridge 4 years
Left wing satirists still desperate for a decent gag op about new coalition 3
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

After Gordon Brown wasted trillions of pounds tax payer's money, sent hundreds of workng class soldiers to needless deaths and robbed millions of pounds a year from pension funds, left wing satirists...

Boredom cited as cause of anti-social behaviour by Daily Mail readers 0
roybland 4 years

An increase in anti-social behaviour by readers of the Daily Mail is due to boredom following the defeat of Labour say psychologists. 'You can't blame them,' says Dr Josephine Phillips. 'With Gordon...

Internet broken in two after Leeds man types Google into Google. 0
4 years

The online world has been shattered today when a man from Leeds made the foolish mistake of searching for Google in Google. Richard Hogarth, from Leeds, made the ultimately costly decision to search...

Shock result in "Over the Rainbow" when leading Dorothies form coalition role. 0
4 years

There was a shock at the BBC today when the two leading contenders for Andrew Lloyd Webber's televised talent search "Over the Rainbow" ended in a coalition between the two leading ladies. ...

England cricket team take on Icelandic volcano for the ashes. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Reconstructed face of Medieval knight obscured by 'bloody great helmet' 0
jp1885 4 years
'Terror Ringleader' wins appeal against deportation 0
Mr Glover Lover 4 years

Top hat, whip and red jacket deemed 'not that scary' by High Court Judge...

Inflation still inflating 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
RBS ex no longer in the City 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Durex to sponsor England World Cup squad. 0
theumpire 4 years
Leak reveals coalition is actually a timeshare with 14-day cooling off period 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Osbourne reveals 'Britain to invade Iceland' 3
The Orgazoid 4 years

The Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osbourne, announced today that the coalition Government plans to invade Iceland in an attempt to retrieve the £3.2bn owed from the collapse of Landsbanki....

Osbourne demonstrates his willingness to make cuts by showing up for cabinet 0
Basil_B 4 years

duty with his face covered in little bits of loo paper after shaving...

BA wins injunction against volcano: geologists not properly notified 2
steve_l 4 years

The lawyers at British Airways celebrated a second victory this week as their legal team successfully had a successful injunction against Iceland's Eyjafjoell volcano for erupting without following...

Cameron reveals Brown gift left in 10 Downing Street 0
simonjmr 4 years

With a note "This Jobis harder than you think"...

Adams prize winner apologises for Koch Curve gag in acceptance speech. 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Brave New World Cup Bid 0
decentbloke 4 years

The recent favourites to win the 2018 world cup bid, England seem to be in jepordy. So in a startling move Mars has entered the contest. They claim that there bid is watertight as they have no links...

Queen apologises over 'DJ is dead' joke 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Gideon's society to leave e-bible app in chatrooms, facebook and twitter 0
simonjmr 4 years
Professor Martin Jenkman confirms women lie more than men 0
simonjmr 4 years
Isle of Wight to recognise Level 42 superstar 0
simonjmr 4 years

Mark King will today be formally given freeman status on the Isle of Wight, in recognition of his slap bass work that has brought the island recognition recently in the Pop charts. Mr King a member...

Lord Triesman apologises for "undiplomatic" comments about Dagoes and Russkis 1
CrinklyT 4 years

Former FA Chairman Lord Triesman has admitted that he was surprised by the controversy about his remarks suggesting that the Spanish FA may be planning to bribe referees in this year's World Cup,...

Amir Khan's next fight to be against Adam Boulton 1
Genghis Cohen 4 years

Live on Sky. More soon...

Surgeons revert to traditional lamb swabs after sausage study highlights risks 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Using processed meat during invasive cardio-pulmonary procedures 'more than triples' the risk of surgical failure compared to unprocessed meat such as beef, lamb and pork, suggests a study by a...