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Parents who regularly see their teenage children ‘more likely to get drunk’ 2
Duncan Biscuit 17.06.11 1:03pm
Sri Lanka cricket team in trouble against England as rain continues

The Sri Lankan cricket team made several losses this morning on the second day of the rain-affected test match. The current scorecard is: Paranavitana drowned 11, Thirimanne eaten by sharks 10,...

John Wiltshire 17.06.11 1:00pm
John Wiltshire
Greek people solve their financial crisis by rioting in the streets 0
John Wiltshire 17.06.11 12:42pm
John Wiltshire
Pop will eat itself reunion rumours upgraded to Def Con 1 1
simonjmr 17.06.11 11:55am
sweatshop workers celebrate BBC's apology to Primark with extra gruel 1
17.06.11 11:08am
Primark accuses BBC of "running Northern sweatshops" for making programmes 0
simonjmr 17.06.11 11:07am
BBC to offer fake apology to Primark 0
simonjmr 17.06.11 11:06am
Methuselah speaks out against raising the age of retirement to 970 years.

Warns it could open the flood gates...

Ian Searle 17.06.11 11:01am
View from the Mound - a hot lesbian's take on today's world news (6/16 edition)

Now that the controversy of whether I'm a man pretending to be a hot lesbian in order to engage with other hot lesbians has been [url=]well and truly...

SugarTits69 17.06.11 10:57am
Parents claim children should be taught to handle their drink in school 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 17.06.11 10:27am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Pioneering Shoulder Chip removal operation a success

A 42 year old from Norwich, known only as “R” has had the chip removed from his shoulder in what doctors say is a medical first. The patient, a 5’ 2’’ male, has suffered from the chip...

button 17.06.11 10:27am
Saturday evening TV scheduled by Dignitas

It has been revealed that Saturday evening television programmes are being scheduled by Dignitas. This explains the mind-numbing, nausea-inducing, eye-stabbingly awful rubbish being shown on all...

John Wiltshire 17.06.11 10:21am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Spode's Top 100 Top 100 Causes Media Storm

Simon Spode, public intellectual and partial graduate of the University of Warwick, has caused a storm in the media world with the publication of his Top 100 Top 100 list. The definitive Top 100...

Simon Spode 17.06.11 10:15am
Simon Spode
Cameron raises age of retirement for public sector - all except Vince Cable 0
Ian Searle 17.06.11 9:53am
Ian Searle
'Ageing star shredded by black hole' headline inspires new Cowell reality show 0
pere floza 17.06.11 9:40am
pere floza
Wimbledon called off: "Crowds are just too embarrassing"

Wimbledon has been sensationally cancelled. Organisers said “the spectacle of thousands of tight-arsed Daily Mail readers self-consciously and very politely cheering on a surly Scotsman has become...

FraserWords 17.06.11 9:22am
New Windows 7 help docs to be compiled entirely from online forum postings 2
Dumbnews 17.06.11 9:13am
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England facing 'summer of content'

Quite cross campaigners today predicted England is facing a “summer of content”., As calls for strike action mount, the leader of the Campaign for Olde Englande criticised trade unions and...

FraserWords 17.06.11 9:10am
Petrol prices to rise. Next pope to be Catholic. Bears to defecate in woods... 1
John Wiltshire 17.06.11 8:58am
Osborne's "Plan B" revealed: Prince Harry to marry different girl every week... 1
JohnA 17.06.11 8:53am
Government confident of pensions victory by asking who favours 69? 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.06.11 8:44am
Duncan Biscuit
New owner of ‘Castaway Island’ now picking his 8 pieces of music, book & luxury 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.06.11 8:43am
Duncan Biscuit
McLeish appointed to lead Aston Villa into the Championship 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.06.11 8:42am
Duncan Biscuit
Jihadists revolt over ‘Fly Al Qaeda’ airline plans

Al Qaeda operatives across the world are considering strike action over whether their new leader’s vision of building the ‘Fly Al Qaeda’ brand is compatible with the movement’s core mission...

NewSuburbanDad 17.06.11 8:40am
Sword in the Stone sequel disappoints 3
pere floza 17.06.11 8:04am
pere floza
Prince Harry unveils new Chopper

It’s all systems go for Prince Harry as the wraps come off his new chopper. In a news briefing at St James’ Palace earlier today the delighted Prince said “The old one was getting a bit...

Dick Everyman 17.06.11 8:03am
Dick Everyman
al-Zawahiri declared new leader of Al-Qaeda after winning Angry Birds tournament 0
Nick McCarr 17.06.11 7:13am
Nick McCarr
Lady In Waiting, the celeb gossip magazine, to teach history Piers Morgan style

Lady in Waiting, the new lifestyle magazine from Zeitgeist Publishing, will bring all the hottest gossip from the court of King Henry VIII to a new teenage audience. It's part of a multimedia...

ronseal 17.06.11 6:44am
Weiner regrets misunderstanding questions about his stimulus package 0
Dumbnews 17.06.11 2:53am
Facebook's $100B IPO to fund hiring of first real customer support person 1
Dumbnews 17.06.11 12:13am