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Nick Clegg promotes Newsbiscuit voting method as “The way forward” 0
BillyBitzer 4 years

“A system where you can vote for yourself as many times as you like can only be good for democracy” Nick Clegg said today. “Apathy is the curse of the election system in this country, and...

Scroat Moat Croaked. 1
MADJEZ 4 years
Will diseases become the new must have Celebrity accessory ? 1
mrlemoncurry 4 years

The coalition government has announced in Parliament the setting up of a department to find uses for minor celebrities . "It has come to our notice the strain on resources that these so called...

Moderate Bouncers condemn actions of Raoul Moat 13
Golgo13 4 years

The Council of British Bouncers (CBB), an organisation claiming to represent moderate, mainstream British bouncers, issued a statement to the media condemning the actions of Raoul Moat, the...

World Cup Octopus to Join Coalition. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

The octopus that has predicted every winner in the world cup is to join the Coalition Government. The octopus ,on £1 million a year, will pick 'which public sector staff will be sacked and which...

Ash from Heathrow fire ‘unlikely’ to lead to closure of all European air space 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Gove ‘not to blame’ as the wrong Campbell is asked to testify at war trial 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
25 million UK households to be asked if the National Census should be scrapped 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Women bishops row avoided after female clerics refuse to wear the same outfits 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Leyhill Open Prison to become Outward Bound Centre? 0
hero2zero 4 years

There have been strong suggestions that Leyhill Open Prison might adopt the philosophy and guidance of The Outward Bound Trust. The guiding principle, in the words of its co-founder, Kurt Hahn, “We...

Millions Seek Therapy After TV Death 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

A soap opera about a man on the run has ended with millions seeking therapy to deal with 'trauma' and post 24news disorder' that the finale has caused. 'I watched every minute' said one suffering...

Psychopathic octopus predicts North Korean World Cup victory. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
IPCC to investigate Moat death. 0
Zen 4 years

Report expected August 2017...

Tabloids bemoan lack of gun toting madmen 0
antharrison 4 years
Ryanair’s O’Leary has nothing controversial to say. More soon. 0
ironbridgeboy 4 years

Ryanair’s CEO Michael O’Leary stunned the word’s aviation press today by holding a normal press conference, acting in a simple straightforward manner whilst revealing the company’s impressive...

Shock as 11th Commandment Discovered in Dead Sea Scrolls: "Don't Be a Twat". 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Seven year old relieved to discover he was not brought by stork 0
Flying Squirrel 4 years
Monty Python declare parrot sketch is dead. Expired. Is no more. 0
ironbridgeboy 4 years

The remaining members of Monty Python announced today that the parrot sketch has reached the point in comedic value where it has passed on and is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone...

Psychic octopus to publish book of prophecies 0
Flying Squirrel 4 years
Northumbrian police admit Gene Hunt may not have been most suitable negotiator. 3
Mary Evans 4 years
Psychic Octopus Suspended Amid Doping Scandal 0
mugwump 4 years

Psychic Octopus Suspended Amid Doping Scandal...

Man charged over doorstep killing - doorstep to be buried on Thursday 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Raoul Moat tells police officers he would love to let them in but would 0
arrghgarry 4 years

get it in the neck...

'Fat kids don't have time for exercise' reveals report 2
edward hack 4 years

Research carried out on chidren in Plymouth has revealed a definite link between excess weight and too much exercise., The findings show that being healthy is entirely down to life style choices and...

GMTV to be relaunched as "The Two Show". 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Kosovans in tears as Blair meets children 4
edward hack 4 years

School children in Kosovo were in tears yesterday after Cheri Blair forced them to hand over their pocket money following an introduction to her husband Tony., The children, who have all been named...

Is More Soon Taiwan’s most prolific author? More soon. 0
ironbridgeboy 4 years
War against the Taliban hampered by new EU health ruling 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years

The EU has now ruled that all ammunition is to carry “Best Before” and “Use By” dates as well as other usage advice. The Army has ground to a halt despite having one of the biggest stockpiles...

Crime figures soar as manhunt reveals police ineptitude 1
SM 4 years

Crime figures are have soared as the ongoing Raoul Moat manhunt exposes just how useless the cops really are. The search for the self-confessed shooter has now entered its seventh day despite the...

Psychic octopus to publish book of prophecies 2
Flying Squirrel 4 years