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Global dementia cost expert sure he wrote the figure down somewhere 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
EXCLUSIVE: England sent 'fake team' to World Cup 1
Scroat 4 years

This explains everything. Contributions welcome...

France demands Al Qaeda repeat its terror threat – in French. 0
Gary Stanton 4 years

France reacted to the latest terror warning from Al Qaeda last night by shrugging its shoulders and insisting it hadn’t understood a single word they were saying. The threats came after President...

Pakistan capable of nuclear strike on Lords within 45 overs 0
greg various 4 years


HMRC employees refuse to assign revenues to Goldman Sachs: Strike action called. 1
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years
Secularism Aggressivism 0
Orlando Honey 4 years

Today, aggressive secularists swamped the English town of Tunbridge Wells. Dressed in cargo pants, Birkenstock sandals and unironed Ché Guevara T-shirts they knocked on every door within a...

Tesco say Viagra customers will be 'vetted' 1
pinxit 4 years

Er. So Tesco 'giveth and then taketh away'?...

RAC dismayed to receive AA credit rating. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Myopic Pope denounces 'aggressive cyclists'. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Lib Dems promise to deport tax exiles. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Coalition to cancel ceremonial fly pasts and twenty one gun salutes... 0
deskpilot3 4 years

both to be replaced with drive-by shootings...

High living Tigers wish they had got a room. more later 0
one against the world 4 years
Lib Dem Conference: party faithful only partly faithful... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Pope sells visit pics to Halo magazine.... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Parents sacked, must reapply for job, say business-savvy kids eyeing sweet costs 0
la maga 4 years
Bin Laden's Men Vote to Go On Strike 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Large, dusty cave, somewhere in the Middle East, to be picketed...

CON-dem Government Tells BBC to Cancel Xmas Programming 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

as Cameron prepares to read Scrooge to the nation instead...

Army chiefs blame failure in Sangin on insufficient number of 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

futile gestures...

Poachers discovered at highest ever altitude 0
jp1885 4 years
Pakistan cricket team in suspected "playing to win" scam. 1
tl72uk 4 years
"We must hold our nerve," says Clegg. "Like Thelma and Louise," say voters. 0
la maga 4 years
Cameron claims Thatcher 'a pussy' on public sector cuts and fighting miners 2
la maga 4 years

David Cameron today announced that he has always consider Margaret Thatcher 'a bit of an amateur, even something of a pussy' when it came to slashing government budgets and fighting miners. "For one...

Brideshead Revisited fan disappointed with his first day at University of Bolton 1
roybland 4 years
Whitehall Chainsaw Massace lacks sufficient fake blood say critical horror fans 1
la maga 4 years

As their chainsaws move towards the welfare system once more, Cameron and Clegg, head of the cabal of cannibals currently starring in the nationally broadcast franchise 'The Whitehall Chainsaw...

England football squad 'keen to associate selves' with match fixing allegations 0
QorbeQ 4 years

"Errm, yeah, we did it deliberatelyno, really we did"...

Clegg ‘clearly offside’ say party faithful 0
Gerontius 4 years

Former Lib-Dem favourite Nicky Clegg was met with a chorus of boos from a section of the crowd as he took to the lectern for the first time since his loan move across to the Tory bench., In his...

Naomi Campbell decides against the diamonds for memorial service. 1
riesler 4 years

goes as a crow instead,

Katie Perry's hen night bash outdone by future hubby Russells camera man bash. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Prime Ministerial pay officially ratified as SI unit of salary comparison 6
QorbeQ 4 years
Isle of Wight woman catches alligator 0
Son of Barnabas 4 years

A Yarmouth woman surprised her family and friends on Saturday when she came home from the beach with a 13-foot, 1,025-pound alligator. Mary Peagram, 58, was still in a state of shock as she...