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Foxy Knoxy adds Vincent Tabak on Facebook. More soon. 0
GreenCross 18.10.11 11:45am
Astrologers admit Taurus aren't compatible with anyone.

All Aquarians should be locked up, and Geminis need to pull themselves together!...

Ian Searle 18.10.11 11:40am
Ian Searle
Wales 'considered trying harder' - Gatland

The Wales coach Warren Gatland has revealed that his coaching team considered asking the remaining 14 players to try harder following the dismissal of captain Sam Warburton. As a small and...

GreenCross 18.10.11 11:06am
Holding breath for 20 seconds is hiccups cure, claims Tabak defence 3
medici2471 18.10.11 10:56am
Coffee Republic threatens Burger King 1
nickb 18.10.11 10:31am
Church of England financial crisis latest, Wages of Synod axed 2
witless 18.10.11 10:30am
Nick Knowles launches new one-off episode “Coalition SOS”

Knowles explains that Mr Cameron had called him personally and after an exhaustive study Knowles found that the supports were indeed too weak and some were in a very ill-looking yellow as opposed to...

brownpaperreporter 18.10.11 10:27am
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Vertically Challenged Giant 18.10.11 10:04am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Gary Barlow's eyebrows to be returned to Roger Moore after maX Factor final 0
medici2471 18.10.11 9:33am
Dale Farm declared World Heritage Site. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 18.10.11 9:25am
Al OPecia
Yeates and boyfriend 'getting new cat' prior to murder. May orders inquiry.

- Really - the Guardian are quoting her friend in court as saying that they were getting a cat. Surely this demands an examination of her immigration status...

GreenCross 18.10.11 8:55am
Cameron assured of easy passage for coin-operated public think tanks.

You may soon be seeing gleaming new high-tech cylindrical structures appearing on a high street near you. Coin-operated public think tanks (PTT's) are the latest innovation inspired by Mr Cameron's...

vertical 18.10.11 8:49am
Excitable Israeli General bombs humous factory 0
SpankyMonkey 18.10.11 7:37am
New Vice Comparison web site helps you choose between flawed energy ministers

A new vice comparison web site could help the public shop around for new ministers if they are unsatisfied with the present encumbent, claim its founders. However, some critics say that choosing a...

ronseal 18.10.11 7:24am
Solicitors advise that travellers have now moved on. To the High Court car park 3
dvo4fun 18.10.11 6:53am
Chris Huhne appointed minister of bleeding obvious

Following energy secretary Chris Huhne's suggestion that using less energy will reduce consumers' bills, Huhne has been appointed minister of the bleeding obvious. Huhne announced that his first job...

apepper 18.10.11 6:50am
John Ffitch-Rucker
"Guns more fun than cars", says new Defence Secretary.

The new Defence Secretary Philip Hammond has welcomed the opportunity to tell people with guns what to do. Following Dr Liam Fox's resignation after being caught having having a friend that, when...

GreenCross 18.10.11 6:21am
90% of new features for facebook come directly from stalkers 0
Dumbnews 18.10.11 4:48am
Comics World In Shock As Archie Is Still Not Cancelled

Comic fans around the world were astonished to find that new adventures of Archie Andrews are still being published on a monthly basis, leading to questions as to how this has happened when no one...

Textbook 17.10.11 11:40pm
Authentic 1950's style Diner defends controversial segregation policy 3
charlies_hat 17.10.11 11:36pm
Nigerian Elderly Warned of Isle of Wight E-mail Scams

The Nigerian government has warned its elderly citizens about a rash of e-mail scams originating in the Isle of Wight. ‘Many of our honest Nigerian pensioners have lost their life savings, falling...

wwwiz 17.10.11 11:35pm
Missed out on the Booker shortlist? Write for newsbiscuit 0
Ironduke 17.10.11 11:27pm
Energy companies suggest checking other parties' policies

Major league players in the energy industry have ingratiatingly suggested that families that believe they are getting a rough deal out of the current Government's policies in cuts and subsistence...

kga6 17.10.11 10:30pm
UK credit rating linked to Wayne Rooney

Independent forecasters Ernst & Young have today linked the UK’s global credit rating to Wayne Rooney as long as he plays for a British football team and spends the majority of his salary in...

Ralphy Snoops 17.10.11 10:07pm
Dan Wheldon dies Indycar 3
SpankyMonkey 17.10.11 9:46pm
Dale Farm travellers ask to stay in Basildon; court accepts insanity plea

There were dramatic scenes in the high court when representatives of the Dale Farm travellers begged the judge to be allowed to stay in Basildon. Expert witness evidence from a clinical psychiatrist...

apepper 17.10.11 7:52pm
New iClone to create thousands of Jobs 1
JETFAB 17.10.11 7:19pm
Defence from Stage Hypnotist Kenny Craig swings Tomlinson Trial

During a hearing at Southwark Crown Court yesterday PC Simon Harwood's legal team bemused the courtroom with an unexpected defence against the charge of manslaughter. Harwood, who is accused of...

GreenCross 17.10.11 7:10pm
Huhne says spouses should 'adjust' gas and electricity meters this winter

Energy Secretary Chris Huhne has said that people should get their spouse to adjust their gas and electricity meters this winter.,  , He was speaking after his meeting with the six biggest energy...

roybland 17.10.11 6:41pm
Dr Evil in court over intruder death

Douglas Powers, better known as international super-villain Dr Evil, is set to appear in court today to face charges over the alleged unlawful killing of a burglar at a hollowed out volcano, which...

Vertically Challenged Giant 17.10.11 6:16pm
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