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Train companies welcome launch of high speed fare increases 11
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Greenwich Mean Time becomes meaner in 2011 following Government cuts. 5
Stan 4 years

As the chimes of Big Ben rang out and the cheers of the crowds in Trafalgar Square heralded another New Year, the Government’s little publicised plan to reduce Greenwich Mean Time by 1 minute per...

Zuckerberg's fake friends - just to boost his Farmtown score 0
Trini 4 years
New LibDem policy U-turn as thinktank recommends birching prison rioters 0
govanesque 4 years
Middleton in 'I realise I'm marrying beneath me' gaff 1
roybland 4 years
Gillian McKeith suggests "digital detox" to be diet fab for 2011 0
4ty2 4 years

following a couple of refreshing weeks in the jungle she was freed from her daily internet obligations she felt very fit including fits when in contact with creepy crawlys and diggers. so it should...

Paul McKenna launches new book "You can make me rich". More soon 5
dominic_mcg 4 years
Riot at Ford open prison over selection of canapés. 3
MADJEZ 4 years

Rioting broke out last night as inmates (mostly white collar criminals convicted of fraud) protested against the inhumane conditions. The aging accommodation blocks full of disbarred lawyers, city...

Trade Publishing company launches Moral Exhibitionist magazine 8
ronseal 4 years

At a champagne reception in Earls Court yesterday, Maidenhead's Trade-Magz-R-Us publishing company launched Moral Exhibitionist, the magazine for the high profile compassion professional., The...

Big society up and running... 0
victory V 4 years

after drunken yob refuses to urinate in multi-storey car park stair-well. Mr. Des Clifton, 46, a plumbers tool-bag lifter from Walthamstow was caught on CCTV pausing in the stair-well of an NCP in...

Bristol Police plan VAT honey trap to catch Killer 0
Milo Shame 4 years

Plainclothes units of The Avon and Somerset Constabulary have been posted tonight at local branches of B and Q, Homebase and other do-it-yourself stores in the hope that the 2.5% rise in VAT will...

Men at Work release charity single - Land Down Under Water 3
Milo Shame 4 years
Amnesty International appeals for film extras still imprisoned in the Matrix 0
Milo Shame 4 years
Police target middle-class in Jo Yeates murder hunt 0
roybland 4 years
British Mountaineering Council slams Local Authority Christmas rubbish mountains 0
Mother 4 years

as nothing more than just heaps of rubbish...

Pakistan struggles to find new scapegoat to prevent collapse of government 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Before I start... 10
riesler 4 years

I don't want to be accused of plagiarism but has there yet been a story dealing with a siege situation between English Heritage and The National Trust over an historic pile left in a will? Not...

Next generation of engineers pledge to not mess up all that Apple has done 0
Dumbnews 4 years
WWF Adopt a Jaguar scheme dropped after London family mauled 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years
‘I was always shit at geography’ admits Aborigine witch doctor 0
Gerontius 4 years

An Aborigine witch doctor hired by the Australian Cricket Federation to perform a rain dance over the SCG has admitted it looks as though he may have got it completely wrong., Although the Aborigine...

Water from Australian floods likely to make starting barbecues very difficult. 1
Ostsee 4 years
Zsa Zsa Gabor has part of leg above knee amputated 0
Gerontius 4 years

(resists temptation)...

Big Society "Adaopt-a-Grampa" scheme fizzles out in Bristol. 1
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

Too many complications for Local Authority Assessment. More soon...

Actimel challenge to become an Olympic Sport in 2016 1
virtuallywill 4 years

Other drinking contests to follow...

Comics agree C-word quotas for 2011 2
Chip Paper 4 years

Comics have agreed to limit usage of the C-word in a further attempt to preserve its survival as the last remaining shocking curse. Experts have warned that unless its rampant over-use is curbed, the...

Pundits Predict, 'Not All Doom and Gloom' For Chelsea 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

'Might pick up a point from one of the bottom teams.'...

Plans for Lakeside shopping centre to be converted into a homeless shelter... 0
Jammydodgers 4 years

Have been drawn up by one London Council, after the VAT rise damages retail sales, and the impact of Housing benefit cuts begins to be felt...

Modern Etiquette? 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

'How does one address a Chelsea supporter these days?' 'Hello down there!'...

Newsbicuit Doubles Payrates. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Now even more competitive...

Multi Millionaire Ryan Giggs gives back ,with his fitness video @13.99 0
Malcum eggs 4 years