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coalition to axe citizen advice bureau in favour of ring wing neighbours 0
thisisall1word 4 years

see 4ty2 sub for the idea for this one The Coalition has highlighted potential savings of £15m by replacing the outdated Citizens Advice Bureau services with an increase in over the garden wall...

Pirate site lets you listen to any song for free, called YouTube 0
Dumbnews 4 years
coalition to axe citizen advice bureau in favour of big society 1
4ty2 4 years

to advise consumers about their rights. To look at every complaint from the public has proven far to costly. Instead a "triage" based system should be set up to determine if there is money in the...

Julian calendar devotees rush to get married on todays special date : 27/9/10. 1
MADJEZ 4 years

They were joined by many Jewish couples who picked todays magic date of 2nd of Cheshvan 5771 for their ceremony., The lucky day was also celebrated by Muslims for whom 2nd Dhu l-Qa'da 1471 is...

Dead Soul legend Solomon Grundy to be buried on a Sunday. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

The well known singer was born on a Monday and later christened on a Tuesday., He married his first wife on a Wednesday at a glitzy showbiz celebration. He died yesterday after taking ill on...

Marriage Guidance Survey Suggests... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

in the main, stud welders turn out to be good husbands rather than oxymorons...

Cattle rustlers served with noise abatement order... 0
be reasonable 4 years

moo-re soon...

Indian Soothsayer Says... 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

An Indian soothsayer says that the world's ills could be caused by rod fishermen regularly opening a can of worms...

Canadians realise they have nothing to be thankful for, 1
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Blair delighted that he will get state funeral but less pleased it's next week. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Schiphol Airport Departures : Solomon Burke 0
saltire 4 years

Now boarding at Pearly Gate No1. Last call for Mr Solomon Burke...

Why don't you just fuck off, then, Nobel Prize committee tells China 5
rickwestwell 4 years
Daisy Bell finally gives her answer. 0
AndyS 4 years

After 118 years of waiting Harry has finally had his answer from Daisy and it is a NO! Daisy who for the last few years has been working on the childrens TV programme "In the Night Garden" as Daisy...

Beauty judges rate this Sunday's calendar girl as "10-10-10" 2
Pharcite 4 years
Katie Price wins Nobel prize for literature 8
therustler 4 years

Polymath actress, model, mum and part time horse carriage driver Katie Price was today awarded the Nobel prize for literature, narrowly beating Mario Vargas Llosa into second place with her soon to...

Do tors on erned about effe t of rap musi on teenagers brains... 0
be reasonable 4 years

More soon, bit h...

UK Border Agency exposes X-Factor as an illegal immigration ring 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

"This is our first positive TV raid" said a UKBA spokesman "others, like the one on Last of the Summer Wine were less successful although we did expose an assisted suicide ring for ageing actors but...

facebook to publish league tables will save UK goverment millions 0
4ty2 4 years

following the successfull publication of the f*** book report by Mrs Owen, a student at Duke university, rating her lovers picked up from the university lacrosse team and the public ranting of pupils...

'Kavanagh QC' to be repeated... Morse soon. 6
be reasonable 4 years

(Here we go again)...

Allah sends warning to Jihadists ,to stop blowing themselves and others up 0
arrghgarry 4 years

as Paradise has run out of virgins ,...

Five civil servants injured as Eric Pickles wins the fight for the last biscuit. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Tony Blair Witch Kidnapped by the Poliban 0
Kazytc 4 years

Middle East Envy, and former UK Prime Minister, Tony Blair Witch, has been kidnapped by the Poliban, who specialize in kidnapping Politicians, for the Taliban, and getting them banned from working in...

Passengers rescued after ferry fire as Roxy Music barbeque got out of hand 0
Basil_B 4 years
Implausible court case as three in court for double murder. 0
Basil_B 4 years

One of them has got to be innocent...

Britain's oldest working prostitute dies aged 93. 15
wallster 4 years

Beryl Oldacre, Britain's longest serving street walker has finally hung up her fishnet support tights and laid down, for once, to rest. A familiar sight around Chelmsford's train station and...

Actor who provided the voice of the Sinn Fein leader sues for unpaid royalties 2
simonjmr 4 years

The actor who provided the voice of Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams on British TV between 1970 and 1984 is taking legal action over unpaid royalties. More soon...

Noel Edmonds makes Gotcha oscar return by awarding it to Chilean Miners 0
Basil_B 4 years

'You lot have been great sports' said the bearded ex disc jockey 'we could of had you out six weeks ago but we thought we'd play a little trick on you'. Noel is currently lying in a Santiago...

X Factor enquire if Immigration 'Wouldn't rather have Louis?' 0
EllieTack 4 years
Model in Galaxy ad fails HSE workstation assessment. 0
tl72uk 4 years
Michael Caine tells doctor "I only told you to blow his bloody socks off". 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years