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Iraqi girl "not ready" for US pull-out 0
scooooter 4 years
Stella cast assembled for new Shit-Brit-Gang-Flick 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Guy Richie has assembled what has been as a Stella cast of beer boys, geezers and badly advised actors, for what could be the ultimate in the inexplicably popular new genre of Shit Brit Gang Flicks.,...

BAA ballot guy loses it after ballot box opened before voting comes to a stop 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Geneaologist reveals Jesus was 'not son of God, possibly nephew' 3
dicky37 4 years

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Lucas confesses original Chewbacca casting decision was 'just a wookie mistake' 0
dicky37 4 years

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Beckham too old for England, Posh still in with a chance 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
'Becks is showing the first signs' sobs Posh 'I'm at my twits end' 1
Griffin 4 years
Voyeuristic pervert 'just people watching', judge told 0
jp1885 4 years
Cow cloning having profound impact on Northern men's language 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years

"T'aint reet" says Bill "I needs to know what I can and cant call t'wife now. Silly old moo is now silly old clone, Daft Cow, daft clone. T'aint reet, just t'aint Fookin cow pats are all identical...

“Shewees” the answer to modern policing 3
hero2zero 4 years

Chief Constable, Julie Spence has ordered £3,000 pounds worth of “Shewees,” a device allowing her WPCs to pee upstanding, presumably she will expect her officer to adopt the Shogun philosophy...

Political correctness gone 'into condition that affects one in three people' 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Bin Laden chef famous for his explosive recipes 0
Dumbnews 4 years
The numbers up for Bingo addicts 0
BlackAndroid 4 years

More and more men are living with a shameful secret. Dave a burly mechanic from Tooting South London has been living a lie for years;, ‘Before I met Annette, in the good old days I used to go out...

New PR Company launched 0
AlexR 4 years

Hayward and Capello announce plans to launch new PR company. More soon...

Physicians warn that not eating an apple a day will kill you 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Weather forecasters hope for speedy breakthrough in autumnism test 0
ramblesnake 4 years
Flanimals sue Ricky Gervais for not making them funny enough... 0
deskpilot3 4 years

More soon. If you like. Whatever...

Prime Minister vows to fight new hospital superbug... 0
deskpilot3 4 years

using all the community resources and voluntary groups at his disposal. Prime Minister Cameron said today that "simply spending money on drugs, hygiene or patient care would be an admission of...

Ginger people become 18% more attractive as tans go out of fashion 1
la maga 4 years
Failed dieter admits her portion control consisted of buying ever bigger plates 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Newscasters all opt for butchers rather than seas to depict 'choppy recovery' 0
la maga 4 years
Lavatory humour on the way out 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
God wins design prize 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Pallbearer's Union demands double time for Jimmy Reid's 297 hearse drivers. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

"It doesn't matter if they're not necessary, that's the fucking rules" said representative...

National Chemist chain introduces Ramadan anti-smoking patches 0
hero2zero 4 years

Month long course available soon....

Only ugly students to be shown opening A level results, says BBC 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'Warty hands' would be one of our aims, said a spokesman...

If walls had ears they would be sick of hearing your porn collection 0
la maga 4 years
Serial Killer claims 5th victim, 4th nickname 9
Golgo13 4 years

Police announced yesterday that the serial killer formerly known as ‘the Scented Slasher’, would for the time being be called ‘Killer A’, saying they needed more time to find a common theme...

'The Fat Fuck' tops Good Food Guide again 2
pinxit 4 years

TV's 'Celebrity Masterchef' presenter Gregg Wallace was today named 'Glutton of the Year' for the second year running by the prestigious publication. Awarded 10 out of 10, Wallace easily beat off the...

Gourd Almighty 4 years

Fears grow about the harmful consequences of cloning when a young mother mixes her baby’s milk and produces a hideous mutation which is a ghastly hybrid of a Cow & a Gate...