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Virgin announce that Buses are to be replaced by Trains on some routes from 2011 1
Iamthestig 4 years
In a Gerontocracy, every ruler tends to rise to his level of incontinence. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

The Peter Principle Redux...

Michael McIntyre to witness 'talent' for the first time. 0
mr blue 4 years
Maintaining Santa pretence 'harder each year' admit Somerset 9-year-olds 11
Golgo13 4 years

Like many children this Christmas, Shota Noonan, a year-4 pupil at St Mark's Church of England primary school in Bath, Somerset, faces the tricky dilemma of whether to tell his parents that his...

BNP outraged as "White Christmas" changed to "Mulitcultural Christmas" 0
4 years
“White Christmas likely”, says Met Office spokesman. “Whoopie-fuckin’-doo”... 1
Doylem 4 years

“Yes, it might be a white Christmas this year. But let’s get this thing into proportion: it just means that while you’re eating your turkey, and then spending the rest of the afternoon sprawled...

Inept suicide bomber promotes DIY eugenics programme... 0
Doylem 4 years
Stephen Fry to narrate festive audio book, 'Bi-Polar Express'. 0
wallster 4 years
Extradition Appeal: Sweden now say Assange was 'Stockholm bombing accomplice' 0
pinxit 4 years

By hook or by crook...

Bomber: “just another face in the crowd... that’s not attached to anything”... 4
Doylem 4 years
Downing Street to turn to Plan B after Smiths rebuttal 0
simonjmr 4 years
'Poke the Duchess with a Stick' to be new track and field event in 2012 Olympics 0
DiY 4 years
Pocket toy for Christmas that every girl will cherish: ‘Cat in a wheelie bin’... 1
Doylem 4 years
Paradise virgins complaining “most of the suicide bombers are virgins too”... 2
Doylem 4 years
Shane Warne “not used to playing on uncovered pitches”... 2
Doylem 4 years
Sam Allardyce Confirms His Availablilty For The England Manager's Job 6
IABP 4 years
Apple stores to charge fee for admission 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Neighbours not moving to Greater Manchester after "For Sale " sign appearance 0
simonjmr 4 years
Berlusconi tempts wavering Italian MPs with invitations to an after-vote party 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Politicians realise only three more protest days before the Xmas vacations 0
simonjmr 4 years
Swedish bomber "just another husband faced with another trip to IKEA" 13
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Daily Mail: “mortally offended, on behalf of our readers, since 1896”... 0
Doylem 4 years
Maradona for Blackburn? Prostitutes, coke dealers, think “Xmas has come early”.. 3
Doylem 4 years
World Cup 2026 - Antarctica "Front-Runner" 0
digidave 4 years

As FIFA has now made clear its desire to have future World Cups in areas without a strong football tradition, a new frontrunner has already emerged for the next World Cup to be assigned: Antarctica...

Voyager 1 expected to stop and ask for directions very soon. 1
Erlang 4 years
Virgin “to replace some of their trains with hot-air balloons”... 0
Doylem 4 years

“The daily commute, for a lot of working people, is dull, dull, dull”, said a Virgin Press Officer. “Day after day, week after week, month after month, it’s always the same. So, inspired by...

Pogues penny whistle player, admits he has not been pulling his weight 0
Malcum eggs 4 years
Police to use sprinklers as compromise on using water cannon for student demos 2
Basil_B 4 years
Daily Mail in meltdown after "Hurley Hurly-Burly When Sheik of Tweak Gets Curly 0
Nick McCarr 4 years

With Our Girly" headline...

Hounslow man sees trampoline gift for kids as sound investment 12
Golgo13 4 years

Few parents are looking forward to Christmas as much as Martin Sands this year – he can't wait to capture the looks on the faces of his three sons aged ten, seven and five when he films them being...