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Ailing Poundland to Rebrand as "Spare Us the Price of a Cup of Tea Mister?"land 0
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Mixed Feelings in the Comedy World Over the Return of White Dog Shit 0
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Lembit Opik accused of mesmerising beautiful young women using magic ring 3
Fin Robertson 4 years

“I’m a Celebrity” star Lembit Opik is facing accusations that he possesses a mystical ring of power, which he uses to influence naive but attractive young women. The ring, which said to be...

Man with possessed willy ejaculates demon 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 4 years

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Spanish mice reverse the signs of ageing with Oil of Olé... 0
Doylem 4 years
Hi Ho . Hi Ho . Its Panto Time You Know.....Wikileaks & the U.S. View 2
arflaethel 4 years

Christmas Pantomine,coming to Stockport Plaza, Mersey Square, Stockport, Cheshire, Washington's view of world leaders, as if we care. President Obama & The Tea Party Starring Global...

Tube strike broken by radical underground movement. 0
Phlegm 4 years
“Mice looking younger” nothing more than flattery... 2
Doylem 4 years
Poundland to be renamed One-pound-and-two-pence-land after January VAT rise. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Poundland to sell professional football clubs. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Recent snowfalls means that grass isn't greener on other side of the fence 1
surdoux 4 years

Millions of people (or at least 24) are bitterly disappointed to find that contrary to what they have been told, they will not have a better life if they moved next door. Recent heavy snow has put a...

Dr Foster went to Gloucester.....and was suprised by its low mortality rates 26
Milo Shame 4 years

(more nursery rhyme news soon)...

Subject: Fwd: FW: POSTAL SCAM at your home 8
Zadok the second 4 years

Can you circulate this around especially as Xmas is fast approaching - it has been confirmed by Royal Mail. The Trading Standards Office are making people aware of the following scam: A card is...

Wanger the Brazilian "star" switches from incapacity to inability benefit 18
arrghgarry 4 years
After a long lay off Wayne Rooney slips it in and scores on his return 0
arrghgarry 4 years

to Katie Waisell grannies house...

In an ironic twist, Obama calls in Joe the Plumber to fix WikiLeaks. 0
Phlegm 4 years

"For fuck's sake" says McCain-Palin campaign office...

Wikileaks: US diplomats found Duke of York ‘neither grand nor particularly old' 4
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
BSM calls in pest control after narked driving instructor gets bee in bonnet 0
dicky37 4 years

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Katie Price and breasts split up, breasts hoping to get own show... 0
Doylem 4 years
Met Office promises a “barbecue winter”... 1
Doylem 4 years
Filming for 'Extreme Britain' cancelled after Ray Mears snowed in. 0
SingingHinny 4 years

Bear Grylls refuses to mobilise scouts...

More leaks ‘inevitable’ when thaw comes 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Met Office advises getting the barbecue out to keep warm 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Hope for Ireland as it realises it was mis-sold payment protection insurance 0
Moggsy 4 years
Financial crisis worsens... 0
riesler 4 years

as man tries to de-ice windscreen with credit card and car declines it...

Bullingdon club to join demonstrations by staying at home 0
simonjmr 4 years

Bullingdon club members have taken the shocking decision to join the next round of student demonstrations. A Bullingdon club memo highlights that all members will stay at home and abstain from...

Quality of Wikileaks information "piss poor" claims MI5 head 0
simonjmr 4 years
Leslie Nielson asked to be taken to a large building with windows and beds 4
arrghgarry 4 years

his last words were "not a commercial greenhouse"...

US officials furious that secret 'superior to everyone else' belief revealed 0
ianslat 4 years
Wikileaks Will Be Several Weeks Uploading Royals 'Inappropriate Behaviour' Files 4
IABP 4 years