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Louis Armstrong admits wonderful world is a fake

After years of claiming in song that it's a wonderful world, Louis Armstrong has finally admitted on the Oprah Winfrey show that it's not true...

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knownothingbozo 26.01.13 2:29pm
Dick Everyman
PHOTO SPECIAL: SNOWMAGEDDON!

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bonjonelson 26.01.13 2:22pm
Dick Everyman
"Some believe Egyptian football is a matter of life and death...they're right." 0
charlies_hat 26.01.13 12:27pm
charlies_hat
MoD announce formation of the Queens Own Premenstrual Regiment 0
Scronnyglonkle 26.01.13 11:20am
Scronnyglonkle
Chelsea's Eden Hazard to be new face of Specsavers 0
Nowherefast 26.01.13 11:20am
Nowherefast
Apple fury to find only 100 children making iPhones

Apple computers have reacted with anger to discover that a tiny percentage of their subcontractors are under the age of 16. "It should be an appreciable percentage and we're aiming for a large...

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apepper 26.01.13 11:07am
apepper
Cameron: "Burn the poor to keep warm"

UK Prime Minister David Cameron has announced his government's new energy policy. With North Sea oil in decline and an unsure future for fracking, any untapped energy sources are being seized upon as...

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NewsCock 26.01.13 9:35am
NewsCock
Female troops in U.S. army to be in combat 1 week per month. More or less. 0
Maverick 26.01.13 12:51am
Maverick
Increase in accidents blamed on 'reduced amount of dog poo' on Britains streets

A recent study into the increasing levels of health and safety regulation, as well as the higher number of idiots going to A&E with their hand caught in a toaster, has found the problem is...

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Perks 26.01.13 12:50am
Perks
Feature: More government advice on practical uses for snow

Following recent government advice that building a snowman is now an official way to prevent flooding, we have decided to bring you this coalition's guide to other uses for the snow during this cold...

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Perks 26.01.13 12:31am
Sir Lupus
Rebecca - 3 Mile Island

Dead heroine in nuclear meltdown drama sparks orgasm in advertbot!...

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Iscariot 26.01.13 12:24am
Iscariot
New Socialist Collective Eurosceptic Party (SCEP) Formed ....

Milliband promptly offers EU referendum if Labour is elected...

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Titus 25.01.13 11:23pm
Titus
DEAR ABBY’S LAST WORDS: ADVISES EVERYONE TO "GO FUCK THEMSELVES."

January 25, 2013 [center]“DEAR ABBY’S LAST WORDS: ADVISES EVERYONE TO ‘GO FUCK THEMSELVES.’ ”[/center], [center]By: Neil Hiatt[/center] MINNEAPOLIS, MN—In a shocking turn of events...

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Neil Hiatt 25.01.13 8:20pm
Neil Hiatt
Somerset schools report worrying increase in Cyder bullying 0
bonjonelson 25.01.13 7:45pm
bonjonelson
Japanese whaler claims: We do it to get some fin to eat. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 25.01.13 7:35pm
dominic_mcg
How to be a life coach

So you want to be a life coach? Putting aside the motivation for this dubious aspiration, here are a few tips to help you succeed in Britain's top growth industry: The most important qualification...

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custard cream 25.01.13 6:58pm
Dick Everyman
Pentagon allow front line women on a strict 'don't ask, don't tell' basis 0
One Line Only 25.01.13 4:51pm
One Line Only
Rough sleepers to be issued extra sandpaper. 2
wallster 25.01.13 2:55pm
Tripod
Rebecca to offer in or out referendum 3
godly1966 25.01.13 2:50pm
FlashArry
Pentagon to end ban on women in front-line combat, new day, new tactics

The announcement that the US is to allow women to become front line combat ready troops, has sent a shiver around the worlds armed forces. "It's not that we won't fight them" a representative from...

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Codec 25.01.13 1:13pm
dvo4fun
Hokey Cokey Party accuse Cameron of stealing their In/Out policy 0
Scronnyglonkle 25.01.13 12:55pm
Scronnyglonkle
Ritalin suppositories replace Heroin as highest risk to islanders.

Staff at Shetland’s alcohol & drugs service SADS say they have seen a sharp decline in the use of Heroin amongst residents over the past few years, however the social use of prescription...

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Teak Weasel 25.01.13 11:43am
AReader
Figures show shrinking econo 0
One Line Only 25.01.13 10:45am
One Line Only
Chefs unhappy with greater Bay Leaf restrictions 0
One Line Only 25.01.13 10:41am
One Line Only
Heart of Rock n Roll to undergo double bypass surgery 0
Dumbnews 25.01.13 2:45am
Dumbnews
Gove rejects claims that A-Level reform bill was wrote in just one day.

Following the release of his plans to radically change the A-Level exams Education Minister Michael Gove has dismissed claims that he wrote the bill in just one day while relying on information he...

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Hooch 25.01.13 1:31am
Hooch
Definition : Politics - Ironic Dejavu 0
Trini 25.01.13 1:19am
Trini
Jeremy Kyle reunites adopted snow leopard with biological parents

Talk show host and professional chav-baiter, Jeremy Kyle, has used his daytime TV programme to arrange an emotional reunion between an adopted six year-old snow leopard and his biological parents....

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Vertically Challenged Giant 25.01.13 12:15am
The All New Jeni B
Consternation as Lincoln movie contains no references to A46 bypass 2
custard cream 24.01.13 11:42pm
Idiot
Chelsea to sign Moral Hazard 0
GreenCross 24.01.13 10:37pm
GreenCross