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Nick Clegg gets David Cameron to phone in sick for him, journalist discovers 0
Leeboy007 05.07.11 1:44pm
Nadal puts Wimbledon final defeat down to 'wrong type of grass' 0
Leeboy007 05.07.11 1:43pm
undiscovered Amazonian tribes say 'enough of Cheryl Cole already' 0
Leeboy007 05.07.11 1:43pm
Russian Nuclear Sub surfaces in Tipton canal

Ministry of Defence chiefs and British Waterways officials are investigating claims by fishermen that a Russian nuclear submarine surfaced in a Tipton canal during a carp fishing contest last night....

Dick Everyman 05.07.11 12:57pm
Dick Everyman
Poundland to get MoD contract

Poundland is to get future MoD contracts in the biggest cost-cutting exercise of the coalition government.,  , 'This radical shake-up of MoD procurement may raise eyebrows - and possibly hackles,'...

roybland 05.07.11 12:47pm
"less is more" insight prompts nationwide GCSE Maths re-mark 0
pere floza 05.07.11 12:03pm
pere floza
Satan appoints Tory spin doctor as Coalition Government out performs him

Craig Oliver, Head of Communications for Prime Minister, David Cameron has been selected by Satan to run his latest PR and media campaign. Speaking from his office in Hades, Satan said, “I’ve...

Dick Everyman 05.07.11 11:49am
Dick Everyman
Tabloid joy as Strauss-Khan accused of sexual offences in Paris Hilton 2
charlies_hat 05.07.11 11:15am
Leonard Cohen cured of misery by lovely Duchess on Canadian tour

Legendary Canadian godfather of gloom Leonard Cohen has been cured of a lifetime’s addiction to miserable songs – thanks to the lovely Duchess of Cambridge., Cohen met the glowing, lovely...

FraserWords 05.07.11 11:09am
New paper to be launched-Not the News of the World 0
greg various 05.07.11 10:54am
greg various
NoTW hoping for happy ending to charges of illegally accessing massages 0
charlies_hat 05.07.11 10:19am
Removed - Post posting guilt at bad taste!.... 0
charlies_hat 05.07.11 9:57am
News of the World's Mystic Meg hacked into DOris Stokes' message system

. Doris Stokes is said to be consulting her lawyers, after discovering that many of the messages intended for her were intercepted by the News of the World's Mystic Meg. Attractive brunette Meg,...

ronseal 05.07.11 9:39am
MOD find 12 Tomahawk missles behind sofa as they seek £6.3 billion asset loss 0
Basil_B 05.07.11 8:36am
Rebekah Brooks tells police she was expecting them 0
Duncan Biscuit 05.07.11 8:19am
Duncan Biscuit
Hornby to launch new model Job Centre 0
Duncan Biscuit 05.07.11 8:19am
Duncan Biscuit
Met Police say the Olympic security tests will be a pushover 0
Duncan Biscuit 05.07.11 8:18am
Duncan Biscuit
Duchess fails in attempt to walk across lake to congratulate her husband 0
Duncan Biscuit 05.07.11 8:18am
Duncan Biscuit
Libyan campaign could last “for years”, unless another target is found

North Korea counts as 'bigger boys'...

virtuallywill 05.07.11 8:12am
Every time a copy of the NOTW is read a fairy cries

Hopefully no more later...

virtuallywill 05.07.11 8:01am
Tesco's glazing venture fails after complaints of blue stripes down windows 0
brownpaperreporter 05.07.11 7:45am
Duchess tells Toronto Facebook users that they 'Canada' 0
Mr Payne 05.07.11 7:35am
Mr Payne
New newspaper 'The Despicable' to hit News Stands

incorporating The Vile and 'The Detestable'. With 'how to crack a mobile phone' supplement...

Dun Dunkin 05.07.11 7:04am
Dun Dunkin
Ken Clarke extends self defence law to cover stabbing NOTW reporters 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 05.07.11 6:31am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Leaked 'homeless' report raises spectre of Phil Collins come-back

People with ears have reacted with horror to the news that cuts in housing benefits coulf make up to 40,000 people homeless. The figure, detailed in a leaked letter from Communities Secretary Eric...

05.07.11 5:56am
Next ice age may wipe out many indigenous species of birds, warn ecologists 4
Griffin 05.07.11 5:52am
Pakistan's President, A$if Zardari, downgraded to Mr. 8 Percent 0
Dumbnews 05.07.11 4:45am
Hollywood's nepotism outrage after gay actor signed up to play role of gay man 0
Nick McCarr 05.07.11 1:08am
Nick McCarr
Burka-wearing woman terrorist asks 'Does my bomb look big in this?' 1
pinxit 05.07.11 12:34am
The Independent: Johann Hari interviews Jesus Christ 0
Poecheng 04.07.11 11:35pm