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Have A Go Hero Thwarts Dalek In Bungled Post Office Raid In Peckham

The Metropolitan Police are hunting for a Dalek in connection with a bungled raid that took place on a post office in Peckham earlier today. The failed robbery happened in broad daylight on the busy...

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Duff 24.08.11 10:32am
Duff
Prisons can't cope with influx of contraband due to UK riots inmates

The already fragile micro-economic trade systems within the UK prisons has been put under increasing strain with the introduction of over 1,000 riot inmates in recent weeks. The delicate system of...

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simonjmr 24.08.11 9:46am
dvo4fun
Lovefilm considering imposing fines on Gadaffi after he fails to return 10 DVDs 0
simonjmr 24.08.11 8:58am
simonjmr
Channel 5's ill advised introduction of a Bengal Tiger to CBB house ends in orgy

Channel 5 last night were frantically trying to avert a public relations disaster, after the inclusion of a 488lb Bengal Tiger ending in the vicous mauling of Sally Bercow, the rape of the tiger suit...

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simonjmr 24.08.11 8:57am
simonjmr
East Coast USA devastated

by shock wave of 'Did the earth move for you?' "jokes"...

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greg various 24.08.11 8:56am
greg various
Gaddafi Sighted in Sainsburys

In the turmoil that is war-torn Libya, the search is on for fugitive dictator Muammar Gaddafi. Rebel forces scour Tripoli, breaking into houses and hotels and stopping cars and lorries fleeing the...

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Drylaw 24.08.11 8:38am
Drylaw
Cameron Admits, "I'm Posh, My Constituents Are Posh, I Live In A Posh Part Of..

London. But with the aid of binoculars, I can see ordinary people at the end of my street."...

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Jesse Bigg 24.08.11 8:06am
Jesse Bigg
BREAKING NEWS: Gaddafi promises 'Cake or Death'... 0
LostLad 24.08.11 8:06am
LostLad
Arab League In Disarray.....

.Due to the disappearance of their star goalkeeper, Gaddafi...

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Jesse Bigg 24.08.11 7:50am
Jesse Bigg
Gaddafi To Return Home Early From Holiday

A spokesperson for the Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi says he is to cut short his holiday and return home to address the problems facing his country. Currently travelling with Tony and Cherrie Blair...

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Deimos 24.08.11 7:16am
charlies_hat
Gaddafi appoints Comical Ali as Press Spokesman. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 24.08.11 6:59am
Al OPecia
Al Qaeda claim responsibility for U.S. earthquake

More nonsense later...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 24.08.11 5:31am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Still "too early" to start making jokes about the murder of Julius Caesar 0
Nick McCarr 24.08.11 5:19am
Nick McCarr
The end probably is nigh, admit scientists working on laser uranium enrichment.

General Electric and Hitachi have confirmed they will set out plans to use laser uranium enrichment technology to quickly and efficiently produce enriched Uranium 235 fuel. The only drawback is that...

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Corrigan 24.08.11 12:12am
Corrigan
Angry public set to sue Richard Branson over ‘distressing mental images’

Over a thousand people are launching legal proceedings against billionaire Richard Branson after he was quoted in a news story describing himself running naked. The lawsuits are aimed at claiming...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 23.08.11 10:45pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Many trampled in rush to sign Hillsborough petition 1
roybland 23.08.11 10:40pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Gunman firing in the air finally figures out baffling fatalities

Rebel gunman Ahmed, 23, of Tripoli, claims to have made a significant breakthrough in identifying the cause of a series of mysterious deaths caused by people being hit in the top of the head by...

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Des Custard 23.08.11 10:39pm
Corrigan
Man killed by pepper spray was assaulted.

Tasteless..?...

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writinginbsl 23.08.11 10:08pm
Sinnick
Arab League In Pre-season Turmoil

Muammar Gaddaffi is the latest Arab League manager to come under intense pressure ahead of next month's Arab League kick-off. Following the demise of long-term managers Zine El Abidine Ben Ali of...

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Mike Turbine-Hamilton 23.08.11 10:07pm
Sinnick
Cameron To Be The Anchor On Revamped 'Wish You Were Here'

The media rumour mill is working at full tilt this afternoon with widespread reports that David Cameron is being hotly tipped to become the new face of a revamped version of ITV's once massively...

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Duff 23.08.11 10:07pm
dvo4fun
Celebrating Libyans shooting into air - "tuck in" into R.A.F. pilot salad 0
thackaray 23.08.11 9:35pm
thackaray
Late boost for Gaddafi as William Hague says he is 'losing his grip on power’ 0
Stan 23.08.11 9:05pm
Stan
Absence of illegal substances in singer's system shocks Winehouse fans

The absence of illegal substances in Amy Winehouse's system at the time of her death has shocked her fans.,  , 'There must be some mistake,' said Winehouse fan Pauine Roberts (16) from outside the...

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roybland 23.08.11 8:57pm
roybland
Seychelles Tourist Board's Free Shark Pedicure dropped from future adverts

should have been shark-free pedicure...

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brownpaperreporter 23.08.11 8:25pm
brownpaperreporter
God misses Richard Branson in assassination attempt. 5
Ian Searle 23.08.11 7:33pm
writinginbsl
Asked why Fabregas hasn’t been replaced Wenger claims he didn’t see him leave 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 23.08.11 7:26pm
dvo4fun
Michael Sheen to star as Andy Serkis in Michael Sheen biopic. (V2)

The BBC has announced today that supreme character actor Michael Sheen is to play Andy Serkis in a new film about the life and career of Michael Sheen. Serkis was unavailable to play himself in the...

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wallster 23.08.11 6:53pm
The All New Jeni B
Gaddafi: Tripoli retreat a trap, Death Star "fully armed, operational" 0
Shaddick_Spofforth 23.08.11 5:35pm
Shaddick_Spofforth
"We knocked at Gaddafi's house, but got no reply" report Jehova's Witnesses 0
dvo4fun 23.08.11 5:17pm
dvo4fun
Chalmers and Cameron tipped for Tango and Cash remake

The names of bright orange faced TV travel queen Judith Chalmers and slightly more wealthy than most politician Dave Cameron have been linked with the forthcoming remake of Andrey Konchalovskiy's...

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spoole2112 23.08.11 4:43pm
spoole2112