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New Zealand celebrates winning 2010 Football World Cup 3
pricklyhedgehog72 4 years

South Africa - After being bundled out of the World Cup with a nil-all draw to Paraguay, New Zealand nevertheless celebrated winning the coveted sporting event, based on an aggregate score. Rated...

'Too few ethical officers' at GCHQ 0
QorbeQ 4 years

'Sneaky', 'conniving' and 'underhanded' are three of the terms used throughout a leaked report to describe the activities at the UK's top secret heavily publicised eavesdropping base, GCHQ. The...

World Cup Squad to return home to a heroes' welcome. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years

The BBC has announced that there will be a homecoming parade complete with open-top bus when its commentary squad arrives back home triumphant from the World Cup in South Africa., Thousands of fans...

Congatulations go out fom the showBusiness world to Gordon kaye on successfully 0
arrghgarry 4 years

transforming himself from a gay icon actor into Spains national football manager...

Obama makes BP responsible for security leak as well 0
4ty2 4 years

After succesfully blaming BP for the oil leak ha will now attempt to blame the British Parliament for smuggling Russian Spies into the US using British Passports. The failure of the goverment to...

Nobody in Midsommer was murdered today, the IPCC has been informed. 1
Ian Searle 4 years
Cap on Welsh university places to be tall, black and held on by ribbon 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
sony ericson pocket TV and apple I phone to be stopped by elf & safety 0
4ty2 4 years

Adverts for the pocket TV as well as the eye phone have soon to be banned following incidents of people injuring their eyes and their private parts. Whilst broadcasts from the pockets of varios...

british goverment attempt to cap oil well 0
4ty2 4 years

following the huge succes in capping all sorts of finacial leaks the british goverment will now attempt to cap the leak of the BP oil well. working in deep sea cant be harder than forreging through...

Bad Teachers: 0
ramblesnake 4 years

'A great way of showing kids how to keep a job when you're really crap at it.' Say teachers...

Al Jazeera to broadcast video appeal by GCHQ for more ethnic recruits 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
'Too few ethnic dishes' at GCHQ 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

An investigation into the menu at GCHQ has criticised the lack of ethnic dishes in the canteen. The head of the civil service says a lack of specialist dishes like Tandoori and Thai Red curry is...

MP 'not used to drink' and 'won't drink again' 0
Ostsee 4 years

..until next week. More drunks soon. It is not called Wetsminster for nothing...

BBC in turmoil over F1 0
hero2zero 4 years

The announcement of a new team for next year, called "Red Button" throws the BBC coverage into turmoil...

Battle of Britain memorial service abandoned after church bells start ringing 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
The Gulf Oil Spill Gives The Song 'Margaritaville' A Whole New Meaning 1
rfreed 4 years

Jimmy Buffet, pirate singer and sea lover extraordinaire, has re-penned a new song about his beloved home port in keeping up with the times. The admired king of the Parrotheads realized that the old...

Discouraging word heard on the range, deer and antelope stop playing. 1
Ian Searle 4 years

Weather forecast: Cloudy, grey skies...

TV chefs admit overcrowding has caused decline in broth quality. 1
Ian Searle 4 years

They also blame viewers for their inability to boil a kettle...

Cheryl Cole tragically survives malaria 1
ED209 4 years

Talentless vanilla-pop semi-totty celeb-clone Cheryl Cole has left legions of non-fans heartbroken after tragically surviving a promising attack of malaria. Doctors said that her 'remarkable'...

Psychic Octopus rumbled after punters spot him in Ladbrokes. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
Michael Bublé audience to face swinging cnut. 0
wallster 4 years
Initial police report suggests that Moat fell down the stairs 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Police surgeons "embarrassed" as further tests reveal gunman died of old age 0
Alan Sundry 4 years

Police surgeons were today given an embarrassing reminder not to take anything for granted after it emerged that gunman Raoul Moat, presumed killed by his own firearm, had in fact passed away...

"Just don't even ask them about the clitoris", sigh Northumbria Police wives. 10
allmyownstunts 4 years
Paul "Gazza " Gascoigne ,the former publicity seeking drunk says he had just 0
arrghgarry 4 years

about managed to keep himself out of the news and off the drink when a gun crazy killer whom he knew from his wife beating days called him for his help .Moaty telled us like "come prepared and dont...

Moat thought he was action hero – Woody from Toy Story 0
ironbridgeboy 4 years
Russia's returning spies will find it difficult to adjust their tax returns 0
ironbridgeboy 4 years
Gascoigne: 'okay, that was poor. I'll try Afghanistan'. 11
allmyownstunts 4 years
Bookies: Derrick Bird still favourite for Rampaging Gunman of the Year. 1
MightyBlair 4 years
I thought they said "Motty" says a confused Gazza 0
Iscariot 4 years

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jul/09/paul-gascoigne-raoul-moat...