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French police will not enforce face veil ban if body outfit is form fitting 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Fred Flintstone denies having 'a gay old time'. 3
Ian Searle 4 years
Armed Police Hunt Escaped Pope 4
afternoonslow 4 years

Following an Incident at the The Roslin Institute, police were called in to help with the search for an Escaped Artifical Pope. Proffessor Trish McDish of the Institute said “I was taking a bucket...

Robot workers cut short strike over job losses 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Production-line workers at a Japanese factory which designs and builds robotic production-line workers have abruptly ended their strike action over threatened job losses. Yoshita Hayaimuka, owner of...

Millions of human sport enthusiasts outclassed by cephalopod 0
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years
Mandelson denies cynical publicity seeking, during underwater press conference 0
JayGee 4 years
Clegg to lead post-recess PMQs with 'what I did on my holidays' 0
QorbeQ 4 years

As part of the Lib-Con power-sharing agreement, it has been revealed that Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg will be responsible for the first two Prime Minister's questions after the summer recess. In...

Osama bin Laden looks at property in Rothbury 0
JayGee 4 years
People still fascinated by Indian men needing smaller condoms 6
ArseBiscuit 4 years

Four years after the BBC first reported that 60% of Indian men have below international average penis size, the story is still among the most read or shared on its website. It seems that the...

New study finds 50% of people have below average intelligence 4
Dumbnews 4 years
Phoenician version of Facebook agrees to Punic button 5
Midnight Dreary 4 years

I can tell this joke is going to be massive. :o)...

Elderly man wanders onto Wikipedia; forgets what he went there to look up 0
Mr Target 4 years

decides to click back a few times to see if it jogs his memory...

National Housing federation says "don`t mention the crisis" however a Somalian 0
arrghgarry 4 years

bus driver with numerous children says he had no problem getting a house he even managed to upgrade to a 2000 pounds a week gaff in milionaires row.I just don`t know what the problem is with these...

Newly unearthed documents reveal heisenberg's doubts over principle 11
MaverickRat 4 years

More soon, or maybe not...

French bee-keepers to sue Government over veil ban... 1
Oh Danny Boy 4 years

"entrave au commerce, ce n'est pas juste!"...

C of E 'already run by a load of old women', says synod 2
Oxbridge 4 years
Vast amounts of fat are removed from London`s undeground sewers 0
arrghgarry 4 years

and Lord Prescott enters the house of Lards .Could be a coincidence...

Psychic octopus Paul's retirement speech in full: "So long, Suckers!" 5
pinxit 4 years

No more anon...

Virtual boy abandoned by virtual family, virtually no one cares 1
ironbridgeboy 4 years

More unwanted junk from Microsoft soon...

Giving his first interview after a successful world cup Paul the octopus 0
arrghgarry 4 years

tells Adult magazine Suckers and Blowers that if he would have been asked using the same system to predict the outcome of he recent British election would he have got it right He replied that it...

Israel will accept Palestinian state "as long as it's no fun" 3
rickwestwell 4 years

Following international criticism of its policy of blockading Gaza, Israel seems to have adopted a subtle shift in its position over an independent Palestine, and is now conceding that it is prepared...

Russians invited to have another go in Afghanistan 1
ramblesnake 4 years

'You don't have to win, just keep the buggers busy for a decade or two.'...

For Ladies Everywhere: the New Apple iKnow........oooooh-iKnow phone 0
afternoonslow 4 years

Comes with a free Prunella...

Media swearing ban fucked right off by US appeals court 0
Midnight Dreary 4 years
Bill banning "covering face in public" is to prevent mime say French MPs 1
Skylarking 4 years

<mimes 'more soon'>...

Moat-seaking RAF Tornado bombed Afghan wedding - claims Facebook tribute writer 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Marie Stopes Clinic brought in to cap Gulf of Mexico oil leak 0
Scroat 4 years
BP offers help in catching Raoul Moat 0
Scroat 4 years
Nigerian state glue firm declared "insolvent" 0
rickwestwell 4 years
France also to ban diving helmets and "large sunglasses" 1
Midnight Dreary 4 years