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Junior Apprentice to be renamed Grooming for businessmen 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Sugar Daddy...

Troops Confused by Constant Praise 1
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'Yeh they all come out and talk but they never bring us any effing helicopters'...

The iTop is killer application for chinese iPad assembly line workers 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

They could be checking their tech stocks, downloading the latest world cup stats or just scanning the Guardian Online for coverage of their grim working conditions, but there's no doubt that Chinese...

World Cup latest. Portugal forfeit game as North Korea threaten to bring on sub 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years

No defence soon...

Ham fisted man makes sandwiches 28
PluckyMunky 4 years
Man who grassed front room murdered by the kitchen 6
brownpaperreporter 4 years

No-one likes a grass...

FIFA remove penalties from World Cup games 1
Tortugasl 4 years

To avoid embarrassment of individual referees, overcome the disappointment with lack of goals in the last tournament and to encourage more creative play; FIFA has announced new rules for the 2010...

Woman with ectopic pregnancy finds hazelnut 1
virtuallywill 4 years

more later...

Murray battered by Fish. 1
euankitson 4 years
Argentinians, Portugese and Spanish volunteer to mop up oil leak 4
Scroat 4 years
Scottish joke of the week. More soon. 6
Griffin 4 years Spot the spelling mistake...

World Cup nations 'fed up already' with exuberant South African welcome 0
The Paper Ostrich 4 years

The FIFA World Cup has opened in South Africa with a 'stunning and vibrant' opening ceremony which left players and fans 'pretty fed up already' with the constant exuberance of the host nation. The...

BP to suspend shareholders dividends by attaching them to sea birds in the Gulf 0
Basil_B 4 years

'If they stay up in the air and out of the oil so does the value of the dividends ' explained a BP spokesman this afternoon., This move has seen a desperate exodus of BP shareholders heading for the...

Man plans to flood kitchen in time for Henley Royal Regatta 3
Scroat 4 years

More total bollocks soon...

Isle of Wight Festival. Residents worried Mr Hendrix may set fire to something 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Fans in safety worries ahead of England - USA game 0
Mrblacker 4 years

Extra safety netting is being installed behind each goal at the Rustenburg stadium in South Africa, ahead of England's opening game of the 2010 World Cup against the United States. It's not because...

'Football is a game of 2 hemispheres joined together' says David Coleman. 0
Ostsee 4 years
Rentokil called in to deal with 'swarms of buzzing things' in South Africa. 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Woman who threw Melton Mowbrays at husband leaves him pie-eyed. 1
PluckyMunky 4 years
Stephen Hawking fails late fitness test so Heskey starts for England 0
edward hack 4 years

Ashley Cole plays in the hole...

Asylum seekers not accounted for in mental health community care plan 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'Since the demise of the large mental hospitals, those seeking an asylum have been disadvantaged' says Buffy-Marie Token, of The Prince's Trust to Help the Barmy...

Families living on the breadline will be allowed 'to take small bites of it' 4
dicky37 4 years

Under new government proposals to tackle UK poverty, the nation's poorest are being advised to stave off hunger by consuming parts of a notional line made from flour, water and yeast, representing...

Asylum seekers take advantage of new Asylum Search Engine 0
dicky37 4 years

Google last night unveiled a new site designed 'for victims fleeing torture, persecution or civil unrest in their own countries, as well as being handy for people trying to track these victims down'...

BP oil slick now larger than Jeremy Clarkson’s carbon footprint. 1
MADJEZ 4 years
Text enthusiast to blame for NHS iPad blunder 0
hero2zero 4 years

Clerical officer, Tracey Wills spoke to the Press today of her mistake, “I’m so used to texting my mates throughout the day, it was just so easy a mistake, anybody could have done it and we were...

Fat mathemtician shamed into diet after taunts of "who ate all the Pi" 4
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Police organisation warn of Ops threat posed by acronym shortage 1
hero2zero 4 years

Avon & Somerset Chief Constable, Colin Port highlights the acronym shortage. He said, "The public needs to realise the importance of acronyms in our work, often used to both engage and confuse...

Wimbledon just creates a racket, say locals. 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Rapunzel in hair cut shock 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
BBC moves on mass to South Africa 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'Its really great. The hotel, the excursions and food are fabulous. Apparently there is some football on as well.'...