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BP stops pretending to be green. CEO: 'Fuck it, not much point now is there?' 0
la maga 4 years
Lidl to stock range of "Not Overly Concerned" budget panty liners. 1
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Kettle accuses Pot of playing race card 0
ronseal 4 years

Pol Pot has been accused etc...

Durex shares inflated with introduction of S&M Cillit Lube 0
Erlang 4 years
Cameron denies Afhgan confusion 0
riesler 4 years
Ashes free-to-air TV ruling deferred until 2013 0
riesler 4 years

Crematoria uncertain of implications...

YarlsWood to close: Cheese production to cease immediately... 0
virtuallywill 4 years

more whey later...

Astrologers warn walking on cracks will become luckier after August 0
gaijintendo 4 years

As Mercury becomes retrograde and all the other fire associated planets will be in ascension, walking on the middle of slabs or paving blocks will be more dangerous. The National Astrology...

Two little yobs,by Rolf Harris. 2
biggles 4 years

Two little yobs had two little toys, Each had a wooden hammer, Drugged up they played each summers day, Vandalising their local manor, One little brat then had a mishap, Broke off his hammers...

Obama praises Bertie Basset. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Stormont demands decomissioning of kettles and tea paraphenalia. 0
simonjmr 4 years
Were BP behind the Bubonic Plague? 13
The All New Jeni B 4 years

Did the Petro-Chemical giant start the Great Fire of London?, Was the British company at fault for Hitler's genocidal tendencies?, Were the BP executives on the grassy knoll? These, and more...

Bankers panic buy kettles after recovery is said to be running out of steam. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Afghan leader takes offence as cockney squaddie threatens to shit on him. 0
Basil_B 4 years

' I only said I was dying for a pony & trap and I was desperate to use the Karzai' said Corporal Walmsley of The Royal Dragoon Guards also of Bethnel Green, East London...

Failed drawing board designer Ike A. Stoa finds himself in a quandary 0
arrghgarry 4 years

and wonders what he will go back to ...

Cameron and Obama lick Whitehouse windows to reaffirm special needs relationship 0
Basil_B 4 years
Scottish are UK's Biggest Drinkers Reveals Shocking NHS Survey 1
Sharpehunter 4 years

Scenes of shock, horror and complete disbelief were expressed by health officials across the land today as a just released NHS Survey revealed that the Scottish are the UK's biggest drinkers. Rab C...

Controversy as Marathon adopts Tour de France rules... 0
riesler 4 years

first 150 across the line were all given the same time...

Cillit Bang and Finish, perfect partners for Durex 2
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
The Real Taleban condemn divisive Taleban policies 0
simonjmr 4 years
Taleban planted "iced tea" bomb at Stormont claim Real IRA 0
simonjmr 4 years
Village idiot has moment of nostalgia for Bush era 'When idiots ruled the world' 0
la maga 4 years
Miss Selfridge mis-sells fridge 0
Pabst Blue Ribbon 4 years
The Mocker Die bomber Abdelbaset al-Megrahi or the greatest salesman 10
arrghgarry 4 years

Libya has ever produced was today lauded by Mohamyar Gadaffi .He heaped praise upon the former cancer victim, this guy went to great lengths to meet his targets ,kill the competition and even spend...

Anti-HIV vaginal gel 'just superglue', scientists admit 6
jp1885 4 years
Pirates in 3D movie protest 0
Bury Bob 4 years

Scurrilous eyepatch wearing pirates have motioned a protest against the plethora of 3D movies in our cinemas this summer. Johnny Depp, famous for his role as Jack Sparrow from the 'Pirates of the...

Fight elephants with disapproving looks, U.N. tells farmers 0
simonjmr 4 years
Outrage in Yorkshire at NHS Survey - Its a Fix! 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

The streets of Barnsley and Rotherham were in uproar this morning as people marched in protest. The resultant burning of off licences and takeaways was initiated by the shocking award of 1st Place to...

HIV figures show slow and infrequent does not constitute safe sex. 0
Erlang 4 years

Quarterly sex, plus on birthdays and Christmas does not make over 50's safe from HIV says report...

Nick Griffin in albino immigrant recruitment drive. 0
Bury Bob 4 years

In the wake of the Nigerian parents shock at producing a white baby, racist BNP leader Griffin has decided that black people are alright, as long as they are white. His 'Milky Bar Kid' initiative is...