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Sat Nav Declared faulty after I drive by Luton 0
nilbymouse 4 years
Five Cardinal Supermarket Sins revealed - 2 50
Ironduke 4 years

1. Parking in a 'mother and toddler' space when your child is actually a BTEC student called Chantenay. And she's having a fag., 2. Yes, that is a tenth item on the counter. And you fucking know it,...

Police dogs hunt rogue vetenarian after drive by neutering 1
charlies_hat 4 years
Appeal by Katie Price Research UK 0
nilbymouse 4 years

It is the sad inevitability that by 2015, every single person in the UK will know someone who has divorced Katie Price. We need your help to fund research into this virulent strain of, nuptialitis....

Unemployment rises by 2,000. "We can do better than this," says Osborne. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Police to avoid compensation payouts by removing police dogs' teeth... 0
deskpilot3 4 years

but they can still deliver a nasty suck....

Residents disappointed that town's new name will be Wootton Fergie Bassett... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Desperate engineer discovers he can control nuclear meltdown with his iPad 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Labour MP Ed Moribund picks daffodils to try and get press coverage... 0
deskpilot3 4 years

me and Be Reasonable are trying to get a Radio 4 series out of this, so all votes will be greatly appreciated...

Law student's case destroyed in drive-by mooting. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Opera fan left spellbound by drive-by Magic Fluting. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Acrophobic Trapeeze instructor tells student "Don't make me come up there!" 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Gentleman's hankerchief in drive-by fluting. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

Or James Galway implicated in...

Cameron denies rift after Foreign Office relocated to tent in Libyan desert. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
Sewer men get windfall as chancellor pours taxpayers money down drain.. 0
OldThingy 4 years

Sewer worker said "It is fortuitous that my coleagues and I have ascended in affluence do to the unfortunate happenstance of our governers.", His coleage added "Sright mate, we aint goin a kick up...

Police admit Paedophile Ring can only be destroyed in the fires of Mount Doom 0
bonjonelson 4 years
MPs queue up to administer suppository to Cameron over painful NHS motion. 0
SingingHinny 4 years

More in 2-4 hours...

C3PO blames 'car keys' for three hour airport security delay 3
allmyownstunts 4 years
Tabloid claims ‘Massive online pedophile ring-busted by cops’: sacks proofreader 0
Qoxiivi 4 years
'We would have preferred vouchers', say Wootton Bassett residents. 0
The Paper Ostrich 4 years
Jonathan Ross to move out of Wooton Bassett 0
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon]...

Public allowed to shoot charity fund-raisers who accost you in the street 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

David Cameron today announced a new aspect of The Big Society, namely that if you are accosted in the street by a student on minimum wages who pretends they are working for Save the Squid and gives...

C3-PO in "Golden rod" scandal at Wilmslow stationers 1
simonjmr 4 years
Trend for eating at your desk inspires the new Deskfast Bar range: Eat'n'click 0
ronseal 4 years

The Eat'N'Click is for the busy executive who is just so fucking important they can't miss a minute of internet time It's for those whom manners are not an option It's for the guys who just DOn't...

Rope and sack makers involved in drive-by juting 0
simonjmr 4 years
Sectarian violence erupts at fish pedicure salons in Belfast and Glasgow 0
simonjmr 4 years

The Glasgow and Belfast salon's of Dr Fish had to be closed for several hours yesterday afternoon after violent clashes erupted between Catholics and Protestants and Celtic and Rangers fans....

Obama Deploys Unmanned Drone to Fight for Health Insurance 0
Q William Bacon 4 years
Poundland to cut everything in half to avoid price rise. 0
SingingHinny 4 years
Comedy Embargo on Kobe Earthquake Jokes extended until 2025 8
bonjonelson 4 years

The embargo on jokes related to the 1995 earthquake in Kobe, due to end in 2015 has been extended until at least 2025 due to this week's tragic events in Japan. Comedy officials warn that jokes...

Tickets for Olympic events featuring Victoria Pendleton sold out already 1
John Wiltshire 4 years

Organisers (to use the term loosely) of the London 2012 Olympics have announced that all tickets for events featuring Victoria Pendleton have already sold out., 'They all seem to have been bought by...