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Broadcasters say gays are too sensitive and limp-wristed about TV portrayal 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Lobotomy decision 'a no-brainer', says patient. 0
Zadok the second 4 years
New henge and Stonehenge actually part of larger "Henge Henge", say experts 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Scottish doctors give Raoul Moat "no more than six months" to live. 3
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Millions wiped off the value of Stonehenge after discovery of second henge 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Extent of Moat search revealed. 0
hero2zero 4 years

The extent of the search for Raoul Moat was revealed as the involvement of Ray Mears, the local psychic, and Tony Robinson complete with the Time Team (for three days only) was detailed...

Boost for Inadequate Farters 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Inadequate farters get a boost from the vuvuzela industry...

Barack Obama's Evil Twin Starting Trouble In Saudi Arabia 0
rfreed 4 years

A Barack by any other name might smell just as sweet, but there is one in Saudi Arabia that is a real stinker. When Sheik al Ghandi, a higher up in Saudi society, made the courageous announcement...

Clegg Hopeless Stand In at Prime Minister's Question Time 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

'Like a nun with a navvy's knob,' said one Yorkshire MP...

'I was speaking in my role as loveable street urchin' clarifies Clegg on Iraq 0
la maga 4 years
Smarmy Dave, You Scratch Murdoch's Back and He'll Scratch Yours 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

News flash. Last week it was 700 proposed new schools down the Tory toilet, but this week, PM Smarmy Dave, the recidivist shafter of the UK, has gone out of his way to help an aged, multi-millionaire...

Coalition government to withdraw prominent frogmen from Afghanistan by 2015 1
fernandomando 4 years
Conservatives pledge withdrawal from all local services by 2014 4
fergus365 4 years

As part of his plans for a "Big Society" Prime Minister David Cameron today revealed a timetable for the final handover of all local authority services to charities and private organisations by 2014....

New Independent Quango for the supervision of independent quangos 0
thogg 4 years

George Osbourne aswered critics today when he announced the creation of a new independent quango for the supervision of all newly created independent quangos. This will anwser the question of how he...

A bit of Kipling 4
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

By the couch in my Mother's front room, Deep in dust bunnies, darkness and gloom, An elephant's must, Is taken on trust,, Unseen and unheard, in the quiet of a tomb...

English muffins renamed "Freedom muffins" as wave of anti-UK sentiment hits US 0
Midnight Dreary 4 years
Quarraisha Abdool Karim a champion of the Anti-HIV vaginal gel 5
arrghgarry 4 years

says it works on the anus equally as well ,just don`t suggest it to any man on the sub saharan region...

Tooth Fairy to be nationalised ensuring kids 'do their bit for the recovery' 2
The Return of DroleNoel 4 years

Announcing the nationalisation of the tooth fairy, business secretary Vince Cable was upbeat about the savings to be made; "Some of these children are getting upwards of a fiver per tooth, when...

Clownism "still endemic" in Metropolitan Police 9
rickwestwell 4 years

A large-scale enquiry has revealed that years after promises were made to tackle widespread discrimination against clowns in the Metropolitan police, the old clownist attitudes remain ingrained among...

There once was a Tory named Hunt ... 5
Doctor Moptop 4 years

In a whistle-stop tour of the Capital's artistic venues and ventures, Jeremy Hunt, Culture Secretary, gave every indication that he was approaching his new role with energy and vigour. In an...

Raoul Moat police manhunt enlisted Roy Hodgson to lift their morale. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

I'll stop now...

BBC Proms opens with new vuvuzela interpretation of the moonlight sonata. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Sarah Palin refudiates that she's a moriot. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Thousands face prospect of trouble free holiday flights this summer 0
roybland 4 years

Thousands of travellers expect to have their holidays ruined this summer because of the lack of disruption at the UK's major airports. ‘I'm disgusted,’ said Jim Tonkin from Walsall who has...

Big Society caused by lack of exercise 0
thogg 4 years

David Cameron will later today announce new measures to takle the big society. It is believed that reducing child obesity will create a smaller society in the long run for Britain, a happier outcome...

Police issued with drums 0
4 years

. in Home Office initiative to get more officers pounding the beat. More soon...

White Cliffs of Dover to be dismantled in Defence cuts 0
thogg 4 years

Liam Fox elaborated today on the much anticipated Defence cuts. "We've had to make some tough decisions" he said, standing on an aircraft carrier. "And, well, we can't really justify the huge...

Vuvuzelas banned in the House of Commons 0
thogg 4 years

After much controversy surrounding the South African wind pipes they have been banned from the House of Commons by the Speaker. Apparently the constant loud monotonous droning of MPs was missed....

Hey Squirrels! We don't want to hurt you! 4
Tristan Shout 4 years

Why do you run away at the first sight of us? At the first foot-fall? We're not trying to hurt you. We just want a closer look at you., People don't eat squirrels any more., Did they ever? Oh I...

Father fights tooth and nail for custody of kids 0
newbietryer 4 years

Fails. Judge awards sole custody to nail, visitation rights to tooth. No more to follow...