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Channel 4 to start showing "Big Burqa". 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Where 12 lovely muslim ladies live in a big burqa shaped tent, and don't come out. Should be more rivetting than the original...

Hillary Clinton convinces Pastor to burn copies of her husband's memoir instead 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Tony Blair Criticises Worlds Decision To Carry Out Mass Bonfire of "A Journey" 3
thisisall1word 4 years
Capello to retire after next major tournament. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Although many say that he retired before the last major tounament...

Pastor Jones enters Guiness book of records on amount of death threats received 0
Basil_B 4 years

'Salman Rushdie is going to be small potatoes compared to this one' said a Guiness book of records spokesman today...

Middle East United By One Star Amazon Review for Blair Memoirs 0
thisisall1word 4 years
BP say it was a failure of several different parties that caused the gulf leek 0
Basil_B 4 years

Especially the party involving the undersea pipe safety team who all went on a three day party come bender to celebrate big al's fortieth which distracted them from managing the regulation of the...

Stroke of Luck? 2
Mafaking Carwongo 4 years

This conversation was hacked on my mobile.. Bring bring, Hello, Hello Dad, it's David., Oh hello David, are you looking forward to your first PM question time?, Erm, sort of. Thing is Dad,...

"Ride my pimp " a new MTV show where prostitutes get revenge 0
arrghgarry 4 years

on their partner, by having him jailed with Big bubba type...

Allah happy at hundred copies of the Koran burning at £15 a copy. 1
MADJEZ 4 years

The book's author said once people had paid for their copy he didn't care what they did with it as he still got the royalties...

Piers Morgan becomes the new "Larry King " looking forward to shagging wifes 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Man recreates Avatar 3D iMax experience by drinking pint of creme de menthe. 0
pinxit 4 years

Then going outside for a walk...

Florida church admits A Journey / Koran mix-up 1
ianslat 4 years
Eminent geneticist sacked for cloning around at work. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Blair's book becomes fastest selling book in history. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Or to be more specific in the history of the Waterstones branch of Bury which could be put down to the fact that there has been a severe shortage of toilet paper in the Greater Manchester area within...

Karzai agrees to eradicate bribery and replace it with tipping 3
Dumbnews 4 years
Dawkins concedes existence of God but maintains He's Man-Made 1
Luzanos 4 years

Dawkins concedes existence of God but maintains He's Man-Made...

From South Pacific to Crewe for beach volleyball hopefuls 0
Basil_B 4 years

This is a real story from my local rag. There's not a beach within fifty miles of crewe., Sometimes you don't have to make it up...

Strictly Come Dancing 'getting earlier every year'. More soon. 1
Mary Evans 4 years
Bruce Willis to star in Deepwater Horizon: The Respectful Movie Reconstruction 1
la maga 4 years

The Deepwater Horizon disaster is to be made into a Hollywood film this winter, with Bruce Willis rumoured to be in the starring role. "It will be very respectful," said Dane Thompson, one of the...

Fahrenheit 451 Burned 0
Luzanos 4 years

Fahrenheit 451 Burned...

Halliburton found to be Satan's 'legit' front in battle against all that is good 0
la maga 4 years
Survey shows 100% of Mentally-ill men have Fear of Committment 0
Luzanos 4 years

Survey shows 100% of Mentally-ill men have fear of committment...

UK public book burning falls foul of Health & Safety regulations 0
hero2zero 4 years

Despite having completed a full risk assessment in writing, in triplicate, ensuring the correct use and availability of a full range of safety equipment, ensuring the presence of the required number...

Over zealous airbrushing renders Strictly stars unrecognisable 2
hero2zero 4 years

One national newspaper said, “Dust off your sequins, this time you might even recognise them,” but the BBC web page promotional photos tell a different story. “There's Gavin Henson, with a...

Ex-combat soldier, turned Police Officer struggles to adjust to public 0
hero2zero 4 years

The anonymous officer, via his blog told of how he constantly had to remind himself that he was no longer in Iraq and he should try to win the hearts and minds of the British public. Fortunately he...

John Higgins being considered for Pakistan cricket team 2
custard cream 4 years

In a surprise move, Pakistan cricket authorities have confirmed that former world snooker champion, John Higgins is in the frame for a call up to the Pakistan cricket team. Higgins has today been...

Political memoirs set to warm the winter nights 0
hero2zero 4 years

Chemical analysis of “The journey” highlights the calorific value of political memoirs to winter-shivering pensioners. A leaked report suggests that they have the capability of warming the...

Hawking's Big Bang Theory not the End of the World 4
Luzanos 4 years

Hawking's Big Bang Theory not the End of the World...

Blairs memoirs to be substituted for Korans in aid of 9/11 anniversary burnings 9
Basil_B 4 years

Now everyone is happy...