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Thinnest material known to man discovered in TV sitcoms

A furious row has broken out over the whereabouts of the thinnest material in the known universe. ‘It’s in the final series of the geriatric TV sitcom ‘Last of the Summer Wine’’ a...

Clarky 22.11.11 6:01pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Jaws drop at Inquiry: "Knowing me Lord Leveson, knowing you, Steve Coogan. Aha!"

More after the traffic...

Le Creuset Fiend 22.11.11 5:58pm
Le Creuset Fiend
Bins rifled in search for "I,Partridge" xmas gifts 0
medici2471 22.11.11 4:57pm
Muslim outrage as Salvation Army to take control in Egypt 0
medici2471 22.11.11 4:32pm
China dog in ongoing graveside vigil found to be "ornament" 1
grumblechops 22.11.11 3:49pm
Rest of World unites to play pranks as USA takes a rare day's vacation

As the World’s workaholic, demanding and occasionally po-faced boss takes a rare day off work to eat an extra Christmas dinner and do some Thanksgiving, put-upon nations and organisations have...

Des Custard 22.11.11 3:31pm
Des Custard
Occupy Wall Street protestors reject food aid for not being organic 0
Dumbnews 22.11.11 3:27pm
New Jonathan Ross scandal after interview with Ian Rankin

Controversial broadcaster, Jonathan Ross has been embroiled in another scandal following an interview with well-known novelist Ian Rankin...

apepper 22.11.11 3:11pm
David Blunkett's dog retires to a farm in the Peak District 0
simonjmr 22.11.11 2:59pm
Griffen admits BNP "divided over Rihanna."

Nick Griffen, the leader of the British National Party has admitted that the party is “deeply divided” and “in crisis” following a meeting with members to decide the party’s official policy...

SingingHinny 22.11.11 2:57pm
Breaking News: Engineer called. 8
Perks 22.11.11 2:04pm
Lingerie industry nervous after rumours Wonderbra could go bust 1
CJWorkman 22.11.11 1:59pm
Gadaffi's son to stand trail on 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' 0
Ian Searle 22.11.11 1:58pm
Ian Searle
Press claims of innocence ‘are fuelled by hatred of the truth’

The Metro has been accused of spreading ‘smears’ against ordinary people because of it’s ‘hatred of the general public’. The furious tabloid accused hacking victims of being ‘bullies’...

Ian Searle 22.11.11 1:57pm
Ian Searle
Ofsted: "Satisfactory schools just not satisfactory". Gove consults dictionary. 0
dvo4fun 22.11.11 1:57pm
Ofcom investigate Ozzy Osbourne's "Love and Hate" aftershave advertising 1
charlies_hat 22.11.11 1:43pm
Pope changes religion to Voodoo

The Pope has surprised Catholics by converting to voodoo during a west African visit. "It made a lot more sense the stuff I've been trying to sell for the last 70 years. I don't see how my religious...

apepper 22.11.11 1:35pm
Controversy as M&S reveals new Frankie Cocozza signature range

The remaining X Factor contestants have today expressed their anger following the unexpected cancellation of the store’s Christmas television adverts, each week featuring the remaining artists...

kimllfixit 22.11.11 1:24pm
New York, New York becomes the first city to be diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Doctors blame lack of sleep...

Ian Searle 22.11.11 1:24pm
Ian Searle
'Rihanna never had dinner on the table in time' says Chris Brown

Chris brown has defended his actions against Rhianna, by revealing the shocking extent of her behaviour during their time together, which include not replacing the broken dishwasher in a timely...

Shandy 22.11.11 1:21pm
Redknapp evades taxing questions about future England role 0
charlies_hat 22.11.11 1:13pm
Overseas aid organisations decide charity really should begin at home...

'it's all very well digging wells and planting crops out in Africa', admits charity director Adam Squished, 'but charity begins at home, and for not much more than the price of bringing water to a...

Smart Alex 22.11.11 12:57pm
Smart Alex
'Railway Children' actors arrested following cable theft allegations. 0
kimllfixit 22.11.11 12:51pm
Hugh Grant denies claims are overblown

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medici2471 22.11.11 12:49pm
Prof Brian Cox to have pioneering cerebral band surgery to restrict brain size

Mop-haired scientist, Professor Brian Cox, is set to become the first person in the UK to be fitted with a cerebral band. The band, similar to a gastric band but placed around the brain, can restrict...

Clarky 22.11.11 12:43pm
Cutbacks at the BBC results in UK Tramps being used as cheap resources

The BBC today has outlined due to budget cutbacks the UK's tramp population will be used extensively as a cheap alternative to more expensive content and programming. Several programmes have already...

simonjmr 22.11.11 12:14pm
Britney gets tattoo advertising 'Beauty' fragrance on her **** 7
charlies_hat 22.11.11 11:53am
Formula 1 opens up Pit Stops to competition.

In a radical move, Formula One has announced that from the start of the 2012 season, cars will be able choose which team performs their pit stops for them. F1 Supremo Bernie Ecclestone said, "Teams...

seymour totti 22.11.11 11:52am
Bottled waters now claim to "promote water retention", Better jokes than this can be made about this 'study', Shirley?...

Nick McCarr 22.11.11 11:50am
Nick McCarr
90% of fatties now overweight or obese 0
Nick McCarr 22.11.11 11:47am
Nick McCarr