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Private university to educate pricks 1
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Commons and Lords expenses to be inversely linked to their BMI 0
hero2zero 4 years

Moves to link expenses payments to politician's Body Mass Index, lower payments for higher BMI have led to calls for a target of a size 14, spear-headed by Equalities Minister, Lynne Featherstone,...

Australian inventor of the black box dies when he is told they are actually 0
arrghgarry 4 years

fluorescent orange...

Axed BP CEO relieved to have his life back 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Ken Clarke a fat cigar smoker says our prisons are full of retarded 0
arrghgarry 4 years

people that should not be there ,and parliament is full of retarded people that should be ...

Queen declares her Flickr account officially open 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
A Posse of Benedicktin nuns have flagellated off other groups of 0
arrghgarry 4 years

religious orders to win a recording contract with The Sonny corporation(AKA) Jesus Christ .They will sing Gregorian Chunts and also hope to show their pads on MTV cribs ., Sister Theresa said we...

Tony Hayward's exit payment is to be capped by BP. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 4 years
Cameron 'Outed' on Jeremy Kyle Show 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Cameron 'outed' on Jeremy Kyle Show and placed in the 'naughty corner' for telling big fibs about what he would do after the election. 'Damn that little snitch, Davies. That's the last time he fags...

Big Dave thanks OBama for all the help in twe WW11especially with all the tarts 2
arrghgarry 4 years

the G.I Joeys took back to America,but Big Dave admitted they did look good in stockings were slim .Big Dave then asked again for O bamas help as there was now another builds up of slags and...

NHS admits giving the same ultrasound pictures to all expectant parents. 2
dominic_mcg 4 years
BBC accused of pushing boundaries after heterosexual kiss on Eastenders. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
1960's protest singer Barry McGuire admits..... 0
one against the world 4 years

he probably jumped the gun with the the timing of his hit 'Eve of distruction' "with hindsight i was a little pessemisic" he said recently...

Dalai Lama asks "How does 'Angels and Demons' finish?" 11
Tristan Shout 4 years

His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama spoke out today to ask the free people of the world how the book he is reading, Dan Brown's thriller, 'Angels and Demons' finishes., "I've got to the bit where...

Bo Diddley takes top job at BP 0
riesler 4 years
Secret UK Tax Reform Conference a success: Details leaked 1
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

Details have been leaked of a Blue Sky conference with PR consultants flown in from Washington, DC for an emergency meeting. Items on the agenda, this source has learned, included "How to Reduce...

Random people on street wearing football jerseys can beat English team 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Obama seeking second opinion on health care reform 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Al-Fayed opens a Fuggr account 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
BP's Hayward to quit ‘while I’m still at the top’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Desperate Sven Goran Eriksson hints he would accept BP post if offered 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
US and UK refuse Salmond’s plea for early release of Megrahi files 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Socks with sandals 'incompatible with British way of life' says Germanophobe. 0
la maga 4 years
Cameron and Obama create new 'Bullyingdon Club' 1
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Modelled on the famous dinning club where an elite smash up restaurants and pay for it the Bullyingdon Club smashes up countries then offers them reconstruction loans and 'democracy'...

Tony Haywards golden parachute to be used to stuff leaking well 0
virtuallywill 4 years

NewsBiscuit, pouring oil on troubled waters....

Clinton wedding location leaks after Martha’s Vineyard dry cleaners put on alert 3
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Cameron to Write History Book for Schools 2
Dun Dunkin 4 years

In partnership with a private organisation this new 'BP Book of History' is full of facts like the 'USA were our Allies in the the War of Independence', 'Churchill was really an American',...

Sussex Police budget slashed....wheres the justice ! 0
BlackAndroid 4 years The condems have cut back on spending and in doing so slashed the Sussex police budget for 2010 /2011. A police spokesman said: “...

Tailback holidays growing in popularity 1
roybland 4 years

Tailback motoring holidays are more popular than ever, according to motoring organizations. 'More and more punters are taking tailback holidays and choosing longer tailbacks,' said an AA spokeswoman...

Falling death rates ‘killing our industry’ claims Grim Reaper 0
Ludicity 4 years

The declining death rate is leading to rising unemployment among grim reapers, with record numbers of the hooded angels of death being forced to 'sign on' at local job centres. ‘The reaping...