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Public invited to 'vote for laws they want scrapped' reveals unelected deputy PM 0
dicky37 4 years

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Channel Four anounces new show, "Investigators, Camera, Fraud" 0
hero2zero 4 years

A new program, under the editorial control of Benefit Fraud Investigation Team will follow the "Chase" of fraudsters leading to their successful prosecution. A spokesman said, "The innocent need not...

Accused wife blames errant maple leaves for hand-shaped sunburn marks on breasts 5
QorbeQ 4 years
Leaked memo suggests Prince Charles is pleading with bankers not to take bonuses 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'It is my duty'...

Supermarket launches new unhealthier own brand - "Natural Selection" 5
andhrimnir 4 years
Brian Rix to be made new Lord Mayor of Leicester. 2
Ian Searle 4 years
Sting to launch his own range of Tantric Socks. 2
Ian Searle 4 years

They last longer than normal socks...

Hodgson joins the reds, and is promptly arrested by the Americans for spying. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
BBC Announce Replacement for the Apprentice. The Benefit-Fraud. 0
Svendo 4 years

The BBC have announced that they will be changing the format of The Apprentice to appeal to a wider audience. Market research has shown that the viewing public are getting tired of seeing the same...

'Vaginal infection due to poorly washed fig leaf' insists Eve 0
jp1885 4 years

More soon (Based very loosely on Qorbeq's recent one-liner)...

Halal and Kosher butcher's job swap initiative 'not the success we expected' 1
jp1885 4 years
Chicken hospitalised after 'thoughtless' grain spill on other side of road 3
QorbeQ 4 years
The WI to run Holloway prison under new Government Plans 0
simonjmr 4 years

Jam and Jerusalem ethos to be applied to correctional facilities under the management of the WI. More soon...

Tachyon crosses road because it was already there 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Deputy PM denies encouraging Heather Mills to steal prosthetic limb 3
dicky37 4 years

"I was just introducing myself" explained Nick Clegg...

Stand up comedian admits he is hopeless at self deprcating humoyur 0
arrghgarry 4 years

and spelling...

Lacklustre sports day 'badly hampers future Olympic success' says 2012 chairman 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Lord Coe, chairman of the London 2012 organising committee, has formally denounced the current state of sports education in the UK following a fact-finding visit in Herefordshire. Attending the...

Turks and Kurds in quandry over what to call themselves following unification 0
edward hack 4 years

Brickbats soon...

Dwarf mothers looking for work, to get minimum wage... 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Americans award Blair peace prize to prove they do 'get' irony. 2
Chip Paper 4 years
Prisoners to be offered 'shitty job that just covers mortgage' sentence option 6
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Offenders are to be offered an alternative to incarceration. Instead they can be sentenced to a shitty unrewarding job, with a bullying boss who takes out his self loathing on underlings, for a...

Sleeping beauty 'skitty, but tired' after caffeinated drinks binge 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Handsome prince 'not impressed'...

US to honour Tony Blair with prestigious appease prize 1
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Rise in fox attacks 'no great suprise' say chickens 1
jp1885 4 years
I hate England says John Bull 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'I think i would rather be French', he said...

Chabliban Still Hungover from Previous Uprising 0
afternoonslow 4 years

http://amysrobot.com/files/the_hangover.JPG Speaking from his secret hideout somewhere on the Côte de Lecher, Mullah Tallulla, the Premier Cru amongst Chaliban warriors, today declined to attack...

BP accused of leaking news of its former chief’s government post 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Christian Ronaldo’s name added to bone marrow register 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Blair to share US peace medal with Osama Bin Laden 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Tate and Lyle denies offering sweeteners to sell its sugar business 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years