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Rise in stationery sales after W.H.O. state importance of staple diet. 3
SingingHinny 4 years
Artist takes burglary to new art form 0
Robic 4 years

Terry Dix, arrested this week while attempting to break into a flat in Stepney, today tried to defend his actions as a new form of street art. Caught 'red arsed' protruding from a lower floor...

Man taken down a peg or two 'distraught' at being hung out to dry. 3
SingingHinny 4 years
Climate change shrunk woolly mammoths, hand wash only. 0
Erlang 4 years

Vole DNA to be scutinised...

Gary Glitter pledges profits from autobiography to Barnardo's 3
lazarus 4 years
BBC order all weather presenters to wear mittens 0
hero2zero 4 years

The announcement follows the recent hand-gesture scandal during presentation by weatherman Thomasz Schafernaker on the BBC News Channel!...

Big Brother compound flooded. Fortunately all housemates drown 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Thousands of holidays ruined by Kiss – often the wife’s sister to blame... 1
ironbridgeboy 4 years

more or less never...

Tottenham-Michael Jackson parallels 'still too weak', says Ministry of Comedy 2
Oxbridge 4 years

The Ministry of Comedy has officially ruled that no jokes will be allowed that imply any similarities between Tottenham Hotspur and the late Michael Jackson for at least one week, after the first leg...

Universities to replace clearing system with online auctions. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
MacDonalds lobby Govt over definitions of '100%', 'beef' and 'food' 1
SingingHinny 4 years
Israeli soldier who took prisoner abuse photos "criticised for taking photos" 2
rickwestwell 4 years
Isle of White to get microwaves and deep fat fryers by 2015 1
ironbridgeboy 4 years

other consumer electrical goods to follow by 2020...

Phworr - loads of lovely girls pass A’levels 3
Oxbridge 4 years

[in anticipation of Tuesday] Up and down the country, thousands of pretty teenage girls lived out the traditional British summer coming of age ceremony yesterday by looking happy and radiant for the...

Clegg initiative: Boris Johnson and Lord Tebbit named 'Social Mobility Tsars'. 2
pinxit 4 years

'On yer bikes.'...

Confusion reigns as Clegg tells press, ervy vole should count.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

"It was a slip of the tongue, I meant to say VOTE and said Vole by mistake!" "It is no different to the BBC Newsreader the other week who said Sheffield Shitty instead of Sheffield City"...

BBC pilots genealogy show for dirty stop-outs: Where Do You Think You've Been? 3
jp1885 4 years
Blasphemic explosion at fuel plant after accidental rupture of profane tank 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Osborne "less fair society" speech actually "laissez-faire society" misquote 0
simonjmr 4 years
Clegg To Outline Plans To Close Equality Gap – with gaffer tape and paper clips 0
ironbridgeboy 4 years

is that how you spell gaffer?...

Hughes misquoted over 'veto for Lib Dems' comments 0
ChrisHarrison 4 years

Deputy Leader of the Liberal Democrats, Simon Hughes, has launched a stinging rebuke, following media reports that he had claimed his Party should have a veto in Cabinet decisions. A puce-faced Mr...

Gladiators and Christians in Olympic Stadium showdown 0
ChrisHarrison 4 years

A Middle Eastern consortium is in talks to buy the London Olympic Stadium after the 2012 Games and turn it into a modern-day Coliseum. The shadowy forces behind the bid are believed to be senior...

Cowboy turns to motivational courses following clamping ban 10
Des Custard 4 years

Clayton Reid, 67, of Halesowen, has said that the ban on cowboy wheel clampers could be the final straw for his attempts to earn an honest living. Arriving in Britain from Fort Worth, Texas in 1963...

Raoul Moat's ashes scattered in policeman's face 0
jp1885 4 years
Several dead and injured fish found in river after scattering of Moat’s ashes 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Study suggests woolly mammoths made extinct by invention of polyester 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
The Emasculating Properties Of Turn Signals 0
rfreed 4 years

Scientists have determined that an alarming and increasing number of drivers are “turn signal challenged”, that is, unable to use a turn signal when driving. This form of mental malfunction...

Coalition says winter fuel payment cut would save NHS millions in elderly care 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Olympic Stadium deal would give West Ham the best ground in the Championship 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Man fights for freedom by declaring war on past self 2
la maga 4 years

Citing decisions made (or not made) by his past self that have severely inhibited his current freedom, Matthew Borey of Orpington, Kent, today formally declared war against his past self. The...