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Parents, pupils dismayed as school applies for appendectomy status. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Politcians unionize to protect from increasingly dumb constituents 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Elton John relieved to learn Morocco has no issues with his music 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Bank of England Urged To Raise Interest 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years

Experienced economist, George Osborne, has admitted that the Country finds the deficit a 'complete turn off'. He lays the blame firmly at the door of the Bank of England. "They've banged on about...

Duchess delighted at invitation to shooting weekend at Balmoral 0
Catch25 4 years

The beleaguered Duchess of York’s mood has been dramatically lightened by an invitation she has received to a shooting weekend with the Royal Family at Balmoral. Apparently she regards it as a sign...

Ventriloquist Ray Alan dies at 79 4
Mr Glover Lover 4 years

Lord Charles forced to go back in his box...

Cowardly soldiers 'effectively invincible' say scientists 1
ED209 4 years

Generations of Army recruitment guidelines are due to be scrapped after the discovery that only brave, well-liked and outstanding soldiers are killed in combat. 'We couldn't help noticing that the...

'Sports-style' commentary for classical concerts 1
andrewmellor 4 years

Classical concerts broadcast by the BBC will be enhanced by sports-style commentaries from pundits including John Motson, the corporation has announced. Masterpieces by the likes of Mahler and...

Tesco to launch own-brand currency 2
thesheriff 4 years

Following the success of loyalty cards and its own credit card, Tesco says it intends to fill another gap in the market: stable currencies. The new currency, to be known simply as the Tesco, will...

Cameron brought in to mediate as Cheryl and Ashley's Cole-ition breaks down 0
Charlie Snibbs 4 years
Life creates artificial scientist, Hawking 'not amused' at title 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Littlewoods boss seeks sale of LIverpool FC on the never never 0
simonjmr 4 years
Scottish scientist 'plays God', creates artificial Fife. 4
QorbeQ 4 years
Mastermind finalists crumbling under sudden fame 1
Oxbridge 4 years

Many of this week's finalists in the wildly popular television talent show Mastermind are showing signs of distress under the pressure their new-found celebrity status has brought. Some psychologists...

Coalition agree Clegg 'will sit where Hague sat' next time 4
red 4 years

Excellent Red. Love it. Have some starry things...

2 year old Indonesian boy with 40 a day fag habit says he only smokes after sex. 0
wallster 4 years


First computer 'infected with manflu'. Phones in sick. 0
pinxit 4 years
Mars probe declared dead, NASA blame too much work and not enough rest and play. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Disappointment for 70s group "The First Class" 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

as Piz Buin shelve the idea to use their classic 1974 hit in adverts...

Cameron grilled in Parliament. 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

Now looks slightly less like a raw Value sausage...

Will Feral Children Turn You Gay? asks Daily Mail. 0
wallster 4 years

Scientists at Oxford University have concluded a decade long study into the effects of youthful anti-social behaviour on local residents' sexual orientation. Since 1997, the number of children...

PC infected with common cold 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

Screen sneezes and keyboard runs. See, also:,

BBC decision to update Dr Who’s Tardis proves controversial 0
Deimos 4 years

After many years using the traditional police box format for Dr Who’s Tardis, the BBC have finally decided to replace the icon with a more familiar structure. The BBC set designer for the Dr Who...

Mine-Spotting for Beginners 0
afternoonslow 4 years

MOD to introduce new cheap Adventure Breaks in Afghanistan., Tickets £25.00 (one way only)...

World economies collapse in absence of Bono's wisdom (extended remix) 0
ianslat 4 years

Stock markets around the world have been sent crashing today following the news that Bono's back surgery will keep him out of action for up to six weeks. 'Everyone knows that Bono tells virtually...

Eastbourne Council go ahead for 'Is There a Bus In Your Blind Spot' road sign 0
Camp Freddy 4 years
Michael Gove writing to all primary and secondary schools in England 0
Scroat 4 years

That will keep him busy...

Radio DJ sacked after 'quiet day at work' 0
jmcl 4 years
Isle of Wight to twin with Atlantis 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
BT urges unions to put strike threat on hold 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years