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Cohabiting couple to stop living in sin today. 0
Tammy Flugh 29.04.11 8:28am
Tammy Flugh
'News of The World' employs baboon to interpret Rooney's 'phone calls. 2
be reasonable 29.04.11 1:10pm
be reasonable
Lifestyle experts and Royal Correspondents gather in Westminster for the big day

Its almost exactly 30 years since the last great coming together of the nation’s lifestyle gurus and the world’s Royal correspondents. For this is [u]their[/u] day. TV crews jostle for position...

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brownpaperreporter 29.04.11 8:16am
brownpaperreporter
Man with one pair of spectacles unable to fix broken spectacles 2
antharrison 29.04.11 1:23pm
BewsNiscuit
Newspaper royal wedding supplements cause Andrex sales to plunge 0
antharrison 29.04.11 8:03am
antharrison
Marlboro clinches key bridal dress sponsorship deal for royal wedding

Marlboro has won the dress sponsorship deal for the royal wedding, after lawyers found there was no ban on tobacco advertising in Royal Weddings. Benson and Hedges and Silk Cut executives are said...

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ronseal 29.04.11 8:02am
ronseal
Royals worried as stretched pink Humvee pulls up at brides hotel.

Charles 'When we said find a commoner.' http://www.midlandslimos.com/images/DSC00043.JPG...

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MADJEZ 29.04.11 7:38am
MADJEZ
National tragedy as Kate discovers huge zit on nose.

Harley Street doctors have been unable to do anything so the wedding will go ahead...

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MADJEZ 29.04.11 7:29am
MADJEZ
A wedding without Islam is Infidel-ity say Muslims Against Royal Marriages 0
greg various 29.04.11 6:57am
greg various
Huge ratings expected for new episode of My Big Fat Germanic Inbred Wedding 1
wallster 29.04.11 7:01am
greg various
RAF To Sue Army Over Wills' Wedding Costume Shock

The RAF is, this morning, considering strike action against the army following the latter's dawn raid on the royal costume department. In a daring move in the early hours of this morning, the army...

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BewsNiscuit 29.04.11 6:25am
BewsNiscuit
Labour blame coaliton for huge rise in people sleeping rough in central London. 1
MADJEZ 29.04.11 5:31am
saltire
Replacing "Divine Right of Kings" with democracy could cost millions.... 0
FoxyCoxy 28.04.11 10:51pm
FoxyCoxy
Eric Pickles challenged to produce HIS birth certificate.

And evidence of father...

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deskpilot3 28.04.11 10:28pm
deskpilot3
"We're doing it for the presents" admits William and Kate. more ad nauseum 0
Mrblacker 28.04.11 8:55pm
Mrblacker
Controversy rages as torturer invited to Royal Wedding...

but, luckily, Sir Elton won't be singing...

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be reasonable 28.04.11 8:33pm
be reasonable
Product placement suspected as MPs decide 'Every Little Helps'

With the economy stagnating and nothing left to privatise, concerns are growing that the Government is having to resort to selling advertising space on senior ministers in order to make ends meet....

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ianslat 28.04.11 10:12pm
The All New Jeni B
Queen has invitation withdrawn after her police take part in violent crackdown. 0
MADJEZ 28.04.11 7:34pm
MADJEZ
Surprise as Wills chooses 'Smack my bitch up' for first dance.

More soon. (in the right room now)...

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MADJEZ 28.04.11 7:38pm
saltire
Noodle-strewn hotelier barred from Westminster Abbey.

Mal Goring, owner of the Goring Hotel in Belgravia near Buckingham Palace, was barred from entering Westminster Abbey this morning on account of being covered in noodles. Bride-to-be Kate Middleton...

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malgor 28.04.11 5:54pm
malgor
Surprise result ruins bookies as Kate says 'I don't'.

With an accumulator on Harry not holding his peace...

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the coarse whisperer 28.04.11 4:15pm
the coarse whisperer
Syrian Ambassador puts half-hundredweight of Ferrero Rocher on eBay. More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 28.04.11 4:34pm
saltire
NB comedian wins oneupyoursmanship game and gets laughed at

Loser wins...

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OldThingy 28.04.11 3:47pm
OldThingy
Police on Royalist Terror Alert

Police and the military are reported to be preparing for trouble on Friday as thousands of royalists gathered in London. Areas around Buckingham Palace and Westminster Abbey are already thronged...

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LizzyG 28.04.11 3:32pm
LizzyG
Mexican Hunger Striker

A Mexican teenager has gone on hunger strike in order to get an invite to the royal wedding. I think she's crazy, I love Mexican food...

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Joe Cronin 28.04.11 3:12pm
Joe Cronin
Well, you're not invited to my party, says Syrian ambassador. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 28.04.11 2:46pm
dominic_mcg
Tony Blair's invite to Royal Wedding cancelled after civillian deaths in mideast 0
bonjonelson 28.04.11 1:53pm
bonjonelson
British Tornadoes kill 193 in 'Friendly Weather' incident.

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rivergarry 28.04.11 1:46pm
rivergarry
Royal Wedding street parties all over Damascus cancelled after "invite snub" 0
bonjonelson 28.04.11 1:43pm
bonjonelson
“It’s watered down juice” explains confused witness at G20 enquiry 0
beau-jolly 28.04.11 1:41pm
beau-jolly