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Sion Jenkins to be the new face of Innocent Smoothies. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Edinburgh Fringe Pretty Mainstream 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Get your corporate box here...

Martin O'Neill leaves Aston Villa after finding exit ramp for Aston Expressway. 2
Mrblacker 4 years
Naomi campbell admits at the Blood diamond trail it is a great inconvenience 2
arrghgarry 4 years

that Mia Farrow should come out and tell the truth ...

Asexual stick insects say they were trapped in the wrong body 0
arrghgarry 4 years

after they ate their way out ,it was frustrsting but tasty said Throwmea, the matriarch...

Girl with diamonds on the soles of her shoes unconcerned about carbon footprint. 4
riesler 4 years
Al Gore Naomi Campbell to tour with their new show An Incovenient inconvenience 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Govt adopts 'Newsbiscuit Policy Forum' Bounty Hunters Idea. 3
Dun Dunkin 4 years

and i thought it was a joke

Mother shocked, amused to be thought of as daughter's 'partner' 3
Golgo13 4 years

Tolworth mother, Jennifer Parsons, 45, returned home from a shopping trip with her 20-year-old daughter in an unusually chatty mood, after being mistaken for a lesbian couple by the waiter at the...

Old naked rollercoaster record goes tits up. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Somebody had to say it...

Ubiquitous Doppelgänger concedes he can be in 2 places at once 0
BlackAndroid 4 years
Schizophrenic ventriloquist shocks audience with hand up his own bum 0
BlackAndroid 4 years
Sauna Champion runs out of steam. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Vinnie Jones comes out of retirement for one last godawful British gangster film 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Traffic chaos at Bob's funeral 6
Scroat 4 years

The town of little happening was bought to a total standstill earlier today as Bob was cremated., Over 3 million people turned up for the ceremony saying that they were his neice / nephew. "Cries of...

Top Gear/Last of Summer Wine merger mooted as 3 Old Gits formats near identical 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

In a drive to save money, the BBC is to merge Last of the Summer Wine and Top Gear, after the formats of both shows - 3 Old Gits in an out of control vehicle - became too similar to be sustainable as...

Ed Stafford.. 0
one against the world 4 years

Intepeid explorer who today completed his marathon walk of the Amazon river has annouced his next more dangerous project, he intends to go to a Bristol city football match...

Hitler's Election in 1933 "meant to be ironic". 4
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Man charged with going equipped for rape. 0
Scroat 4 years
Tired jokes now drinking energy drinks to keep themselves going 0
la maga 4 years
Man waiting with bated breath catches haddock. More soon. 8
malgor 4 years
Breaking news ….’Actions speak louder than words, read into what you will’. 0
BlackAndroid 4 years
Parliamentary coverage to be provided by strip cartoon in bid to cut costs 1
Scroat 4 years

The BBC's live TV coverage of proceedings in Parliament is to be axed in a bid to cut costs. Instead the BBC will produce cartoon coverage of key debates by cartoonist Chris Robinson, in authentic...

Mr Kipling to make budget range of 'exceedingly poor cakes'. 7
PluckyMunky 4 years
Clarkson admits to sexual fantasies about Cameron' 6
Coldstream 4 years

Tory Whip says he isn't the only one...

Man who interrupted police conversation can expect custodial sentence 0
roybland 4 years

A man who interrupted the conversation of two community police officers as they strolled down Clapham High Street, can expect a custodial sentence, a south London magistrate said last night. Giving...

Writer dies in stampede to first joke about Harry Redknapp drawing Young Boys 15
pinxit 4 years


Fairground owner sues nude-rollercoasters for damages after record attempt 3
pinxit 4 years

'Refubishment of all seats necessary' says Southend's Adventureland Island CEO. 'They would go and choose the scariest white-knuckle ride we have. We've had to give our cleaning staff the day off -...

Hollywood begins filming 'Blood Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend!' 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

Theme tune proposed to be an adaptation of Burt Bacharach's 'Anyone Who Had a Heart' and will be renamed 'Anyone Who Has a Stump'....

Naomi Campbell is a lying, egotistical, spoiled twat.. so nothing new there then 1
riesler 4 years