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Charity shop overwhelmed after Browns donate family possessions 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

The book list includes 'Financial Regulation for Dummies', 'How to Complicate Tax' and an xmas gift 'Faith in Foreign Policy through Military Means' signed by T Blair...

BP's crude oil plan fails 0
jkdune 4 years

BP, Britain’s largest oil company and one of the world’s environmental thought-leaders, has suffered a major setback in their latest attempt to save the world from climate change. Having been...

Alan Rickman to play title role in The Tony Hayward Story 0
Stan Laurel 4 years
Obama u-turn on BP when adviser reminds him he owns shares 0
riesler 4 years

Bought them with his Union Carbide profits...

'Theres no point crying over spilt milk but there is when it's oil' says Obama 0
Basil_B 4 years
Relief as Muse fans find new album indistinguishable from previous one 0
QorbeQ 4 years

English 'rock band' Muse have been praised for 'saving their fans a packet' with the release of their latest album, titled 'Eternal Fires of Duplication'. 'I was really worried that I'd have to fork...

Prescott agrees to dump everything to help cap oil-spill 1
edward hack 4 years

In a last, desperate attempt to stop oil flowing into the Gulf of Mexico, BP executives have turned to former Labour heavyweight Lord Prescott of Ull for help., Engineers have come up with an...

BP buys a family pack of Bounty to soak up oil spill. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Role Gamers New Honour List 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

The Role Gamers Association have been handing out awards in the 'Emperor of Intergalactic Space Birthday List'. Among the many awards Jack Short, 51, has been given a MME [Member of Mordor Empire]...

Junior Apprentice to be renamed Grooming for businessmen 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Sugar Daddy...

Troops Confused by Constant Praise 1
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'Yeh they all come out and talk but they never bring us any effing helicopters'...

The iTop is killer application for chinese iPad assembly line workers 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

They could be checking their tech stocks, downloading the latest world cup stats or just scanning the Guardian Online for coverage of their grim working conditions, but there's no doubt that Chinese...

World Cup latest. Portugal forfeit game as North Korea threaten to bring on sub 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years

No defence soon...

Ham fisted man makes sandwiches 28
PluckyMunky 4 years
Man who grassed front room murdered by the kitchen 6
brownpaperreporter 4 years

No-one likes a grass...

FIFA remove penalties from World Cup games 1
Tortugasl 4 years

To avoid embarrassment of individual referees, overcome the disappointment with lack of goals in the last tournament and to encourage more creative play; FIFA has announced new rules for the 2010...

Woman with ectopic pregnancy finds hazelnut 1
virtuallywill 4 years

more later...

Murray battered by Fish. 1
euankitson 4 years
Argentinians, Portugese and Spanish volunteer to mop up oil leak 4
Scroat 4 years
Scottish joke of the week. More soon. 6
Griffin 4 years Spot the spelling mistake...

World Cup nations 'fed up already' with exuberant South African welcome 0
The Paper Ostrich 4 years

The FIFA World Cup has opened in South Africa with a 'stunning and vibrant' opening ceremony which left players and fans 'pretty fed up already' with the constant exuberance of the host nation. The...

BP to suspend shareholders dividends by attaching them to sea birds in the Gulf 0
Basil_B 4 years

'If they stay up in the air and out of the oil so does the value of the dividends ' explained a BP spokesman this afternoon., This move has seen a desperate exodus of BP shareholders heading for the...

Man plans to flood kitchen in time for Henley Royal Regatta 3
Scroat 4 years

More total bollocks soon...

Isle of Wight Festival. Residents worried Mr Hendrix may set fire to something 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Fans in safety worries ahead of England - USA game 0
Mrblacker 4 years

Extra safety netting is being installed behind each goal at the Rustenburg stadium in South Africa, ahead of England's opening game of the 2010 World Cup against the United States. It's not because...

'Football is a game of 2 hemispheres joined together' says David Coleman. 0
Ostsee 4 years
Rentokil called in to deal with 'swarms of buzzing things' in South Africa. 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Woman who threw Melton Mowbrays at husband leaves him pie-eyed. 1
PluckyMunky 4 years
Stephen Hawking fails late fitness test so Heskey starts for England 0
edward hack 4 years

Ashley Cole plays in the hole...

Asylum seekers not accounted for in mental health community care plan 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'Since the demise of the large mental hospitals, those seeking an asylum have been disadvantaged' says Buffy-Marie Token, of The Prince's Trust to Help the Barmy...