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Ashby woman assaulted with undercooked Victoria Sponge 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'I just wondered what I did,' said Margaret Poulson, insurance agent from Ashby de la Zouch. 'I have never been subject to a cake assault before.' Police confirmed that the sponge was undercooked...

BT admit £150k for a broadband link was a joke 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

"Well she started it. A Taff with a computer? Spare me."...

1 in 3 fail British Citizenship test 1
Mr Glover Lover 4 years

England cricket team to enter 5-a-side tournaments in future...

First time voting teenagers disappointed Dr Fox is politician and not a DJ 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
BP to recover losses by selling oil-spill offsets to green minded consumers 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Matchmakers strike ends in sticky choclatey mint and orange puddle 0
simonjmr 4 years
Blackburn Footballer in 1 on 1 Missionary Sex Romp with Wife 1
Svendo 4 years
Amstrad launches the iToldyouso 1
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

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Match makers strike could blow up in their faces say Health & Safety Executive. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Facebook name Andy Coulson as privacy adviser 0
Jon Lever 4 years
ConservativeCareHome to publish list of Tory organ donors 0
Jon Lever 4 years

so that's how they keep Michael Howard running...

Spoof Daily Mail headline generator 'not a spoof' admits Daily Mail 5
QorbeQ 4 years

Mail editor warns leaked internal website 'compromised by immigrants', 'may cause cancer'. More soon...

Apple launches iTopMyself app 1
ED209 4 years

Steve Jobs today unveiled Apple's iTopMyself app, which allows users to download personalised suicide videos of the people who actually made their phone. Previously, users had to make do with...

Since the election, Clegg has moved into a set after being badgered by the press 0
Basil_B 4 years
Obama Administration Disgraced by Lack of Guns In Schools 0
Svendo 4 years

It was revealed last night that due to budget cuts in US schools many students are being forced to attend their basic education without being armed with a semi-automatic hand cannon., We found that...

Stacey Solomon to endure drastic surgery to repair punctuation gland 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Moreverbalrunawaysoon...

Viewer disappointed after tuning in to Channel 4's "Million Pound Drop" 0
Iamthestig 4 years

It's not about a harsh weight loss regime or about a large object being dropped on Davina McCall's head! sigh...

Somali pirates exploit Facebook privacy flaws 0
simonjmr 4 years

Somali pirates today captured and held to ransom photgraphs, farmville account details and staus updates of several thousand Facebook users. More soon...

Facebook reassures users on privacy: 0
nealdoran 4 years

'Honestly, not even the people that know you are remotely interested in looking at all those tedious baby photos'...

BP seals off Gulf, announces newly discovered 'oil lake' off Mexican coast 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Gulf of Mexico region reports increase in baby's being named "Slick" 0
simonjmr 4 years
Pointless research breakthrough - Scientist stabs own leg with butter knife 0
Rorschach 4 years
Pullitzer Prize add new category - Journalistic entrapment 1
simonjmr 4 years

The nominations so far include Daily Mail - Lord Triesman corruption allegations, News of the World - Fergiegate, News of the World - John Higgins bribery scandal, News of the World - Fake Sheikh...

Queen forgets loyalty card 0
Camp Freddy 4 years

Security guards at Westminster were accused of being over officious when they refused the Queen entry to the Commons earlier this week., The Queen, who had arrived at Westminster to open the new...

Pork butcher dismayed at failure of Jerusalem venture 3
simonjmr 4 years

Oy vey More soon...

Oil well plug "going as planned". 0
riesler 4 years

Much better since they swapped it for 13amp...

'Hawkers selling us dodgy theories, the rotter' say posh theoretical physicists 0
QorbeQ 4 years

More wheelchair fun soon...

Greek Finance Minister asks if Dunkirk flotilla available for hire 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Coalition ‘from benefits to work’ proposals to exclude former Labour MPs 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Facebook default privacy settings:I’m private-I’m fairly private-I’m Katie Price 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years