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PM flies home as silly season drought enters fifth week

Prime Minister David Cameron has returned to London as the dearth of any silly season in the printed and broadcast media continues into its fifth week. The PM is set to be joined by the entire...

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Skylarking 10.08.11 9:44am
Skylarking
Apple Launches new iPredictaRiot App 0
captain747480 10.08.11 9:27am
captain747480
Tesco offers to pay £10m OFT fine with Clubcard vouchers 0
Duncan Biscuit 10.08.11 9:14am
Duncan Biscuit
Rioters still steering clear of Job Centres 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 10.08.11 9:10am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Economy upturn as city stores discover new way of moving old stock easily.

No more soon...

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Steve Wilson 10.08.11 8:37am
Steve Wilson
Disturbing rise in copycat soundbites denounced as 'completely unacceptable' 0
Ludicity 10.08.11 8:31am
Ludicity
Looters take Tuesday night off to get stuff on eBay. 0
Steve Wilson 10.08.11 8:30am
Steve Wilson
Cameron told to cut short his job as PM and go away on holiday 0
Ludicity 10.08.11 8:29am
Ludicity
Text: Cameron. Riots. Nah Nah Ne Nah Nah. Assad 0
Steve Wilson 10.08.11 8:27am
Steve Wilson
Hoodies are unrepresented in the police force, says hoody community leader 0
ronseal 10.08.11 7:43am
ronseal
London riots: all incidents mapped, Smoker faces £2,500 fine

for dropping cigarette ash on pavement...

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arflaethel 10.08.11 7:39am
arflaethel
Riots hit Mansfield.

Chief Inspector Grey said it was just another normal Tuesday night in the town centre, just less violent than usual...

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arthurminnit 10.08.11 7:15am
arthurminnit
'Taking action to Stop Violence Would be Failure' says Professor

The British Model of Policing that involves a cheery smile and many hours of form filling would collapse if officers actually intervened in disturbances. 'We can't use water canons because we only...

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Dun Dunkin 10.08.11 6:52am
Dun Dunkin
Isn't it time we brought back football hooliganism? -asks why oh why columnist

The usual namby pamby liberals will laugh, but nevertheless, I say this. Put these wretched hoodies on the football terraces and give them something constructive to do, writes Tony Parsons, in the...

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ronseal 10.08.11 6:51am
ronseal
Government to Outsource Policing to 'Turkish Shopkeepers'

A new poll said the public would be feel more confident if the streets of london were policed by Turkish shopkeepers who take action to prevent disturbance rather than let it happen.. One Turkish...

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Dun Dunkin 10.08.11 6:44am
Dun Dunkin
Police to be replaced by Cardboard Cut Outs

Shopkeepers were reassured that each street corner will have a new cardboard police officer with a smiley face and said they would be as if not more effective than the current police who just stand...

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Dun Dunkin 10.08.11 6:40am
Dun Dunkin
Met Office to introduce "Riot Forecasts". More soon.

High pressure areas moving in from the south resulting in very high temperatures in some shops. Areas of high trouble joined by isoloots...

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Al OPecia 10.08.11 6:29am
Al OPecia
Its amazing how police do nothing to these looters especially

when they are politicians, policemen, businessmen and bankers...

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guffaw 10.08.11 6:09am
guffaw
Chiswick vigilantes to defend Turnham Green.

Reports are coming in from Chiswick that a band of rowdy yoga mums have looted the artisan bakery and made off with all the walnut and sun blushed tomato bread. The angry mob, wearing pink pashminas...

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rebel not taken 09.08.11 10:32pm
rebel not taken
IoW launch e-petition to bring back Transportation 0
Shaddick_Spofforth 09.08.11 9:55pm
Shaddick_Spofforth
Home Secretary Returns After London Violence

Theresa May admits to starting it...

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victimms 09.08.11 8:38pm
victimms
Police blame middle-class infiltrators as Bang & Olufsen store looted.

Rohan and Laura Ashley to beef up security...

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MADJEZ 09.08.11 8:34pm
MADJEZ
Rioters paid to help with Swindon town centre regeneration

Council officials agree on course of action...

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victimms 09.08.11 8:29pm
victimms
New middle class proverb: The weak police oppresseth uths 0
ronseal 09.08.11 8:26pm
ronseal
Mobile phone technology blamed for riots

as lack of phone boxes leaves Clark Kent powerless...

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Screenie 09.08.11 8:15pm
Screenie
Riots confirm all my pre-conceived notions, says newspaper pundit. 0
the coarse whisperer 09.08.11 7:17pm
the coarse whisperer
Peaceful leafy Ealing 0
simonjmr 09.08.11 7:08pm
simonjmr
Libya and Syria outsource riots and looting to the Uk 0
simonjmr 09.08.11 7:07pm
simonjmr
BBC concerned riots make Eastenders look 'light-hearted' 0
09.08.11 6:54pm
Oh shit, I agree with the Daily Mail, says everyone 1
Oxbridge 09.08.11 6:51pm