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Fighter plane U-turn after pilot forgets his sandwiches 0
Duncan Biscuit 10.05.12 7:51am
Duncan Biscuit
Athens riot police tear-gas Olympic flame 0
Duncan Biscuit 10.05.12 7:50am
Duncan Biscuit
Michelle said to be 'devastated' that Barack Obama favours same sex marriage 1
charlies_hat 10.05.12 7:49am
Home Secretary deports “fanatical” Abu Qatada to Geordieland (edited repost)

Home Secretary Theresa May confirmed that fanatical Muslim cleric Abu Qatada was deported to Geordieland last Thursday pending final resolution of the case later in the year. Ms May said: “Sending...

Yikes 10.05.12 7:43am
Explosion caused by 'high concentration of carrier bags'

A neighbourhood in Darlington was literally rocked last night, after an explosion left many injured and property damaged. Early investigations show the blast was caused by an unsafe build-up of...

Perks 10.05.12 7:39am
Cameron claims Vidal Sassoon was in favour of cuts. 0
Not Amused 10.05.12 7:32am
Not Amused
Iranian wins executioner of the year for killing two birds with one stone

or equally bad with "Kurds"...

Yikes 10.05.12 6:41am
Luxembourg Boxing Board of Control licences David Haye, Derek Ancora fight 0
Scronnyglonkle 10.05.12 6:24am
Scots redouble efforts in search for doner kebab cancer cure

In what has been described as 'probably the largest clinical trial in history', the entire population of Scotland have for the last two decades been willing participants in one man's efforts to...

Haywood Manley 09.05.12 10:46pm
The All New Jeni B
Sassoon Makes The Final Cut. 1
The All New Jeni B 09.05.12 10:46pm
Sassoon goes out with a bang. 0
pinxit 09.05.12 10:21pm
Obama to relax restrictions on fancy dress parties

In a Landmark announcement Obama declared his support for gay weddings commenting that Christian beliefs should not stand in the way of modern wedding ceremonies. In an age of enlightenment we should...

4ty2 09.05.12 9:52pm
Vidal Sassoon: the final parting 1
nickb 09.05.12 9:46pm
Clintons a victim of 'birthday shortage'

Retail analysts blame the downfall of the UK's best known greetings card business on people having fewer birthdays.  "It's partly to do with increased life expectancy but also as a result of...

nickb 09.05.12 9:44pm
Obama in favour of everything in run up to the presidential election. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 09.05.12 8:39pm
Vidal Sassoon's holiday plans may involve 'going somewhere hot' 0
Mandy Lifeboat 09.05.12 8:29pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Travolta's lawyer to claim it was Nicolas Cage. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 09.05.12 8:27pm
Vidal Sassoon: Hair today, gone tomorrow 0
Perks 09.05.12 8:07pm
Terrorist asked "does my bomb look big in this"? More soon. 5
Al OPecia 09.05.12 7:55pm
Al OPecia
Clinton goes down. 'Not for the first time, the bastard' says Hilary. 0
pinxit 09.05.12 5:33pm
Test closure of Thames Flood Barrier defeated by unusually large turd

As part of the preparations for the Olympic Games, a test closure of the Thames Flood Barrier was scheduled over the weekend to check on the response times in case of a terrorist incident. However,...

seymour totti 09.05.12 4:50pm
Economy and family at top of Queen's Speech-How much do you want for your Gran? 0
Ian Searle 09.05.12 3:08pm
Ian Searle
Boys refuse to play with German girl, or give toys back

Angela, 7, of Berlin was in tears today as two of her best friends, Nicolas and Evangelos, again failed to either play with her, or return her skipping rope and bouncy ball that she lent them some...

Yikes 09.05.12 2:53pm
House of Lords reform to be followed by Cameron & Clegg reforming House of Pain

or House of Love?...

charlies_hat 09.05.12 2:34pm
Google unveils first driverless government

Technology giant Google has unveiled the world's first fully driverless government at a glitzy press conference at a factory in Essex. 'We have completed a two-year pilot of the new driverless...

The Paper Ostrich 09.05.12 2:32pm
‘My word, what a thoroughly nice young man the arresting officer was’


Midfield Diamond 09.05.12 1:36pm
Midfield Diamond
Brand glitch sees Launch of new Internet overnight sensation delayed to Q1 2013

The creation of the next big overnight success story, following an organic and spontaneous reaction to a bloke off the street who just happened to strike a chord with the nation, is to be delayed...

ronseal 09.05.12 1:30pm
American-English Defence League champions to issue new color kit in the fall.

Inspired by the words of The Mighty Thor...

wallster 09.05.12 1:09pm
Travolta hoping for happy ending to court action 0
charlies_hat 09.05.12 12:46pm
English Offence League plead not guilty 0
charlies_hat 09.05.12 12:41pm