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Dutch scientists create first sexually explicit version of bird flu

A research team led by ‘Big’ Ron Fouchier at Rotterdam's Erasmus Medical Centre has created the world’s first mutant hardcore version of the H5N1 bird flu virus that can be passed via...

Gary Stanton 20.12.11 2:16pm
Education Secretary responds to OFSTED criticism: "Lessons have been learned" 0
Son of Barnabas 20.12.11 2:10pm
Son of Barnabas
North Korea leader now only lies in state 0
RJWinter 20.12.11 2:03pm
Stop press....Kim Jong ill, now dead..Kim Jong un-ill.. new leader..

Headstone to read. "I told you I was IL"...

Rowly 20.12.11 1:46pm
Higgs Boson found emitting from McDonalds apple pie

Plucky British scientists have again showed that they are at the forefront of sub-atomic research by identifying, measuring and collecting the elusive God particle. The team of literally four...

grottymonty 20.12.11 1:40pm
Ladies! Get the "Iron Lady" look! All hail fashion icon Meryl Streep! She's made the Thatcher look popular again. Now all you ladies can be the envy of your friends...

Son of Barnabas 20.12.11 1:40pm
Son of Barnabas

THE village of Mildenhall in Suffolk is in uproar after a puddle appeared on a country road. Villagers are still in disbelief at the mass of water which measures 17 inches by 5 inches approximately. ...

delightfullyodd 20.12.11 1:31pm
He was... The People's Dictator of all Our Hearts, Blair to tell Korean mourners

Tony Blair has landed a prestigious speaking engagement in North Korea, where he's been asked to warm up the crowd at the funeral of Kim Jong il. North Korean officials were apparently impressed by...

ronseal 20.12.11 1:07pm
Al OPecia
Elton John to perform at Kim of Hearts Funeral.

ELTON John has confirmed that he will fly to North Korea to play at the funeral of Kim Jong-il who died this week. Elton has also revealed that he has re-written his Candle in the Wind classic for...

delightfullyodd 20.12.11 12:26pm
Queen to have nipple pierced and maori tattoo to celebrate Diamond Jubilee

That's me in the tower...

grottymonty 20.12.11 12:15pm
S***thorpe man to play Widow Tw*nky in post-watershed pantomime

Inspired by - Honestly, you couldn't make this up...

Smart Alex 20.12.11 12:06pm
Osborne books Grasse hotel room to boycott IMF euro rescue plan 0
Duncan Biscuit 20.12.11 11:11am
Duncan Biscuit
Men warned Military Wives download is just a bunch of women singing 0
Duncan Biscuit 20.12.11 11:10am
Duncan Biscuit
Train companies announce excuses to increase by an average of 5.9% next year 0
Duncan Biscuit 20.12.11 11:09am
Duncan Biscuit
Newcastle Footballer to have an early testesmonial 1
Iamthestig 20.12.11 11:03am
John Ffitch-Rucker
'Top stocking filler' for gang bosses revealed to be severed prostitute's leg

[More soon]...

dicky37 20.12.11 10:49am
Olympic Stadium may be used as a concentration camp, says Cameron. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 20.12.11 10:49am
It’s Dear Diana all over again, say North Koreans

The outbursts of emotional distress following the passing of leader Kim Jong-il have not been witnessed on the streets of Pyongyang since news of the tragic death of Diana, Princess of Wales, reached...

Stan 20.12.11 10:27am
Kim Jong il dies of heart attack after renewing annual peak fare season ticket. 1
MT Bucket 20.12.11 8:17am
Clegg: "I don't want to live like 1950's housewife, I want a career" 1
MT Bucket 20.12.11 8:15am
Kim Jong-eun `delighted` to make it to second interview for supreme leader job.

"It`s enough to have made it this far" says hopeful youngster...

the coarse whisperer 20.12.11 8:14am
Oxford Police 'lost for words' by violence at underground 'scrabble' evenings

Disturbing footage from an upcoming BBC Panorama episode looking at modern dictionary-making techniques has been handed to the Oxford Police. The images are of organised 'cagefights' between...

Username 20.12.11 7:53am
Cameron looking forward to first PM's Christian Time 0
Smart Alex 20.12.11 5:40am
Smart Alex
Welcome, Glorious Pretender

In an attempt to avoid inbreeding, but still maintain the leadership virtues of being short, fat, vain, and intensely irritating to the South, the North Korean government has appointed Alex Salmond...

middenview 20.12.11 12:49am
Multi Oscar winning actor and Great Leader Kim Jong Il dead at 71. 0
MT Bucket 20.12.11 12:29am
MT Bucket
CIA: Kim Jong Il "actually killed in 2004 and replaced by Team America puppet." 0
MT Bucket 20.12.11 12:26am
MT Bucket
Kim Jong Il dead: Donald Cheney wins Republican party 'Dead Pool' 0
MT Bucket 20.12.11 12:24am
MT Bucket
Un in, Il out; North Korea "Shaken all about" 0
MT Bucket 20.12.11 12:23am
MT Bucket
Kim Jong Il dies of broken heart after Strictly Come Dancing Final result. 0
MT Bucket 20.12.11 12:21am
MT Bucket
Boris Johnson demands tax breaks for absent fathers. 0
MT Bucket 20.12.11 12:20am
MT Bucket