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It really is that bad - Robert Peston released back on to the 6 o'clock news

It was confirmed yesterday that the UK economy really is in a state much worse than predicted by the Treasury earlier in the year as the BBC release annoying tosspot Robert Peston back on to our TV...

grottymonty 09.09.11 11:42am
New bullshit detectors to be trialled in Parliament

Following decades of deceit, false claims, misleading comments, hidden agendas and general gibberish a unique bullshit detection system is to be trialled in Parliament which could make it more...

Dick Everyman 09.09.11 11:34am
Carlos Tevez in turmoil as family moves to Manchester

Carlos Tevez’s attempts to engineer a big money move away from Man City have been dealt a blow after his family decided to move back to Manchester. The Argentinean had been keen to move to another...

Vertically Challenged Giant 09.09.11 11:13am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Ketchup outage latest, McDonalds appeal for calm

McDonalds outlets in five states have no stock of ketchup with a further three on 'red alert'. The shortage began in Arizona where a trainee employee attempted to switch sachets with five people in...

Pagantroll 09.09.11 10:31am
Littlewoods release odds on repeat of 9/11 1
Screenie 09.09.11 10:17am
Cameron forces Nadine Dorries to wear "Do not disturb" tabard as punishment 0
simonjmr 09.09.11 9:15am
US faces 'credible 9/11 threat' from Congress 0
Griffin 09.09.11 9:08am
Redgrave backs travellers rights to stay on at Big Brother site 0
simonjmr 09.09.11 9:04am
9.11 to be rebranded 11.9 for academic acuracy 0
arnied 09.09.11 8:49am
ITV Sport to continue explaining away goals rule in European games "forever"

Good news for newcomers to European football nights on ITV, it has been confirmed that their chief pundits will continue to explain the intricacies of the value of an away goal to their audience....

grottymonty 09.09.11 8:39am
Isle of Wight seeks global collaborators for energy from steam project 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.09.11 8:37am
Duncan Biscuit
Biden warns US citizens to expect another massive blackout tonight 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.09.11 8:36am
Duncan Biscuit
Drunk Swedish elk found in apple tree near Gothenburg to present Sky Sports 2
simonjmr 09.09.11 8:35am
Gypsy Wedding winner of Big Brother refuses to leave the BB house 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.09.11 8:35am
Duncan Biscuit
Brightest stars welcome 50p tax rate

Stars from the world of sport and entertainment have unanimously backed the current 50p tax rate with some even arguing they would be happy to pay as much as £1.00 a week out of their earnings.,...

Gerontius 09.09.11 7:23am
Robert Peston disappears up his own aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhs 1
writinginbsl 09.09.11 5:58am
World Trade Centre’ may have to come down again’ say NYPA

Red faced officials from New York’s Port Authority have called a halt to redevelopment on the site of the new World Trade Centre in Manhattan after realising contractors had started building the...

Gerontius 09.09.11 4:35am
Cowell to launch new celeb talent show 'Car Crash TV'

Each week desperate celebs will be involved in automotive altercations in a bid to gain publicity and sympathy. As the series goes on the shunts will get more complicated with technical help provided...

MADJEZ 08.09.11 10:59pm
Slow rural broadband 'revenge for being held up by all those posh horsey types' 1
Runestone Cowboy 08.09.11 10:57pm
John Galliano found guilty of antisemitism by French jewry. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 08.09.11 10:40pm
Meteorites targeted in 'cash for gold' scam 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 08.09.11 8:35pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Milk Marketing Board celebrates as The Comedy Theatre is renamed PinterTheatre. 0
dominic_mcg 08.09.11 7:46pm
Mothers' maiden names to be made more complicated in security clampdown

It is a question asked millions of times a day in call centres the world over. "What is your mother's maiden name?" All too often it is a name that can allow access to all manner of valuable and...

nickb 08.09.11 7:43pm
Amanda Holden escapes from car crash, she's not a judge on this years X-Factor 1
Ian Searle 08.09.11 7:33pm
Satnav error blamed as Gaddafi convoy appears in Norwich 4
jp1885 08.09.11 7:03pm
The All New Jeni B
Alex Salmond to be drilled for oil to see if he's worth hanging on to for a bit. 0
Runestone Cowboy 08.09.11 6:16pm
Runestone Cowboy
Thieving politicians 'mainly in gangs' claims feral little turd, more soon 0
Runestone Cowboy 08.09.11 6:14pm
Runestone Cowboy
'Home owners kill indoors, soldiers kill outdoors' mouths defence lawyer 0
Runestone Cowboy 08.09.11 6:09pm
Runestone Cowboy
Playgoers want more restaurant advertisements in theatre programmes

A recent survey of theatre programme buyers reveals growing discontent. The Society of Theatre Managers identified the following comments as typical: "I don't care how many episodes of Morse an...

nickb 08.09.11 6:03pm
Cheese discovery course 'just an alarm clock and a stagnant bucket of milk', 0
Runestone Cowboy 08.09.11 5:57pm
Runestone Cowboy