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Berlusconi celebrates as Italy downgraded to DD rating 0
exigo 25.09.11 10:44am
exigo
Kenya's Patrick Makau wins Marathon as part of old Mars promotion 0
virtuallywill 25.09.11 9:46am
virtuallywill
Euan Murray speaketh out: "That's what happens when you defy God's Law". 0
Al OPecia 25.09.11 9:43am
Al OPecia
Arab Spring Spreads To Isle Of Wight

Tensions over upcoming changes to waste collection charges have erupted into violence and anarchy on the Isle Of Wight. The tyrannical leadership of head councillor David Pugh has steadily...

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Textbook 25.09.11 9:13am
virtuallywill
Fans, Copy-editors struggle with news of REM split

Fans coming to terms with the announcement that influential American rock band REM are to split are joined in their misery by copy-editors frantic to avoid using the obvious 'It's the end of the...

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Tristan Shout 25.09.11 7:41am
Textbook
'Concentration camp ' opens for ADHD sufferers. 9
nickb 25.09.11 7:40am
Textbook
Ahmadinejad: "Paul McCartney Has Been Dead For Years" 0
Textbook 25.09.11 7:39am
Textbook
SAS anniversary apology "Without the SAS there would have been no Andy McNab"

More (tedious interviews)soon no doubt...

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dvo4fun 25.09.11 7:00am
dvo4fun
HANNIBAL THE CARTHAGINIAN

The story of this epic campaign must be told. It is the story of the bringing of an army, including the war elephants, by Hannibal, the Carthaginian general, and tactician nonpareil, through the...

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yuri_nahl 25.09.11 3:48am
yuri_nahl
FUHRER POEM FOUND IN PREVIOUSLY UN-OPENED GOEBBELS SAFE DEPOSIT BOX

Fuhrer Poem by Goebbels As a consequence of the Fuhrer's bladder sphincter always getting weaker,, The pond of urine in his riding boots was continually getting deeper., The Fuhrer had a fountain...

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yuri_nahl 25.09.11 2:43am
yuri_nahl
Bournemouth Council's ultimate traffic solution

In a bid to cut down on accidents on its roads in recent years, Bournemouth Council had imposed speed restrictions, traffic calming and speed cameras. A spokesman recently boasted that this had...

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brian 24.09.11 10:13pm
brian
What if there were no hypothetical questions? 14
Plockton Assbeard 24.09.11 9:49pm
bonjonelson
UBS secrets found on USB stick 1
nickb 24.09.11 8:16pm
apepper
Pope meets abuse victims; "If only there was a supreme being."

Pope Benedict XVI has met with victims of abusive priests. Visibly shaken he expressed his sorrow and regret. "If I had known of this, I would have stopped it. If only there was some kind of...

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apepper 24.09.11 5:44pm
apepper
NASA to end 49 year ban on clowns in space.

The US national space agency today announced the long-expected reversal of their previous ban on clowns being allowed on manned space missions. The ban, which came in force as a "temporary measure"...

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bonjonelson 24.09.11 5:37pm
bonjonelson
Italian firm releases budget mobile phone. Introducing the "Gnocchia" 0
Perks 24.09.11 5:29pm
Perks
Overturned alphabetti sphagetti lorry causes long queues. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 24.09.11 4:24pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Zuckerberg boasts new facebook is 10% less confusing 0
Dumbnews 24.09.11 4:23pm
Dumbnews
Shock Report Predicts 50 Per Cent Of All Lego Figures Will Be Obese by 2030

"It's a plastic time bomb waiting to happen," - not the words of a shrieking 24-hour rolling-news-harpie with a spray-tanned botoxed face and perky 'look-at-me' silicon breasts barely constrained by...

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tvhack 24.09.11 3:55pm
tvhack
Politicians bemused that 'accepting responsibility' should lead UBS boss to quit

More (head scratching) soon...

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dvo4fun 24.09.11 3:42pm
dvo4fun
Dyslexic OCD playwright lines up potential autistic directors

More later...

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dvo4fun 24.09.11 3:39pm
dvo4fun
Environmentalists drilling down into BP ecological impact assessment find oil. 2
dvo4fun 24.09.11 3:35pm
dvo4fun
Brighton to ease winter access with council gritter injection. 0
tl72uk 24.09.11 1:58pm
tl72uk
English A-level course two easy, says watchdog

An examination board has come under a tack for making its A-level course two easy. The watchdog claimed that the required books were of "mixed" standard; [i]Catch-22[/i] was suitable, but the...

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apepper 24.09.11 1:06pm
apepper
Shane Warne asks to be recognised by the U.N.

A man with expensively-arranged blond hair and a heavily 'moisturised' face has made an appearance at the United Nations asking to be recognised as the legendary former Australian leg spinner Shane...

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tvhack 24.09.11 12:24pm
tvhack
Scientists prove Einstein wrong. E=mcHammer, not mc²

Einstein always said of his theory "You can't touch this"., Well apparently you can and they have...

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Mr_Johno 24.09.11 11:54am
Mr_Johno
England Get World Cup Rugby Campaign Into Gear with 67-3 Defeat of Narnia

England, thanks to a 25-minute hat-trick from Mark Cueto in his first game of the tournament and another from the other wing Chris Ashton, at last shook off the shackles and all but booked their...

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tvhack 24.09.11 11:04am
tvhack
Still no mention of room-elephant despite massive poo.

"What does a pachyderm have to do to get noticed in here?" asks Jumbo, the world's favourite yet paradoxically unmentionable animal metaphor. "I have loudly hummed Nellie the Elephant, and even gone...

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nickb 24.09.11 10:47am
nickb
BBC to make a film rather like a Le Carre novel called "Similes' People". 5
Al OPecia 24.09.11 10:27am
nickb
World-record-Breaking Neutrino Fails Drug Test

The neutrino that broke the world record by travelling faster than the speed of light has sensationally failed its mandatory post-race drugs test. Scientists at CERN have revealed that the Neutrino's...

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tvhack 24.09.11 10:25am
tvhack