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Newly released documents reveal Thatcher considered Scargill "a bit of a hottie" 11
uddertucker 4 years
New dope scandal in the world of horse racing as Peter Andre becomes jockey 0
Basil_B 4 years

' I actually thought I was going to become a disc jockey' said the naive fool...

Host of TV's Weakest Link found dead at home.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

to the despair of the BBC's day time veiwers it isn't Anne Robinson, it is the South African show's host!...

11 dead, 45 injured in Graduation 'Mortar-boarding' tragedy 7
pinxit 4 years

What should have been a day of celebration at Camford University's Graduation Ceremony turned into a scene of devastation today, as young graduates were tragically felled by plummeting mortarboards....

Rowan Williams urges CofE anti-gay dissidents to 'sing from the same him-sheet' 3
pinxit 4 years
Bass to market Responsibly Beer, as it is on all alcohol ads. 1
virtuallywill 4 years

You know how to drink...

Aussie psychic crocodile Dirty Harry eats retired psychic octopus Paul 2
pinxit 4 years

'He didn't see that coming' says devastated German Aquarium owner...

Met apologize to family of Jean Charles de Menezes, target his brother Dennis 1
virtuallywill 4 years

more or less later...

Gosling admits wasting police time and is released without charge. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Don't celebrate anniversary of Megrahi's release UK tells Libya. Moonpig furious 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
OCD sufferers put deniers of the condition in their place. 3
virtuallywill 4 years

more at regular intervals...

Ray Gosling arrested for committing career suicide 0
Insomnia 4 years
ISO assigns fonts for satirists, comic writers 7
Golgo13 4 years

In order to avoid confusion and regulate font usage across its 163 member states, the International Organization for Standardization (ISO) announced new directives in a press release this morning on...

Swift police success in push to identify 'cold-case' railway death victims 2
pinxit 4 years

Lord Lucan 'may have been secretive train-spotter', say police...

Rumors gain steam concerning if Obama is a carbon-based life-form 2
Dumbnews 4 years
Megrahi being treated in clinic set up by Lord Lucan. 5
Griffin 4 years
Last U.S combat soldier leaves Iraq 2
virtuallywill 4 years

Al Megrahi condition deteriorates, bookies give 5/1 to be top Newcastle scorer 1
virtuallywill 4 years

weak at the back...

Battle of Britain fly-past sponsored by BMW 4
ramblesnake 4 years
Winter fuel allowance to be frozen. Also pensioners. 13
rickwestwell 4 years
Large rat caught had been dining out on the contents of John Prescotts fridge 0
Basil_B 4 years

It was only just bigger than a mouse a week ago...

Man who vandalized Scotland Yard’s garden is charged with wasting police thyme 0
virtuallywill 4 years

more later...

British spin doctors develop new wonder drug cancer cure - Megrahi-Al 2
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Once again, Britain's spin doctors are the envy of the world., They've developed a new wonder drug, Megrahi-Al, which instantly cures cancer. It's already been tested on a member of the...

Winston Churchill sends 70th Anniversary message from the grave: 1
Sharpehunter 4 years "Never before in the field of human conflict have so many given so much for such a bunch of utterly ungrateful wasters!" "To be...

Daily Smut - Mary, 5 A*levels and still can't get a place at university 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

The Daily Smut today meets up with Mary, a lovely young girl who has a wealth of academic achievement including 8 O levels and newly acquired 5 A Levels (all A*). Mary cannot understand why she still...

Wombats singer admits moving to New York 'did not solve sleep problems' 0
JayGee 4 years
Fuzz issues knickers advice to West Midlands police 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
People dependent on drugs and alcohol threatened by student funding cuts 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Ofcom to investigate claims that girls passing A levels are getting less pretty 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Wild Celebrations in Triploi "To mark 70th Anniversary of Battle of Britain" 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

says Libyan Leader and internationally renowned honest diplomat Colonel Gaddafi "These celebrations are to recognise the courage displayed by the brave heroes of the Battle of Britain and have...