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Credit card use falls 13% in a year after reform of MPs’ expenses 0
Duncan Biscuit 27.06.11 8:48am
Duncan Biscuit
Cameron to tackle military waste by announcing withdrawal from Afghanistan 0
Duncan Biscuit 27.06.11 8:46am
Duncan Biscuit
JK Rowling – CAUGHT IN THE ACT by FACT

Two Eastend Kids – Tanya Grotter and Terry Blotter- breaking into the home of JK Rowling found her in a trance - puffing on a spliff whilst dancing round a pot of gold. She had fled from her...

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GuevaraUK 27.06.11 8:38am
Sinnick
Senior Tory "met his Portaloo" 3
bonjonelson 27.06.11 8:26am
Sinnick
The Guardian apologises for reporting that a senior Tory died in a Portillo.

More typos later...

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Tammy Flugh 27.06.11 7:48am
Tammy Flugh
Smurf creator based their appearance on his blue condomed penis

According to recently discovered notebooks and polaroids, Belgian artist Peyo, who died in 1993, took his inspiration for the group of small blue fictional creatures 'The Smurfs' on the appearance of...

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pinxit 27.06.11 7:44am
pinxit
Surge in 3D TV sales as Sharapova edges towards Wimbledon final 0
27.06.11 7:33am
Negotiations to avoid teachers' strike collapse after everyone told: NO TALKING! 0
Ludicity 27.06.11 7:29am
Ludicity
Scottish nationalists kidnap Andy Murray

The Wimbledon tennis championships were plunged into chaos today, after militant Scottish nationalists kidnapped Britain’s Andy Murray. Scottish Heroes for an Independent Tomorrow have claimed...

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Christopher Frost 27.06.11 6:57am
Ostsee
Politicians to be driven down side streets to avoid upsetting the public. 0
be reasonable 27.06.11 6:09am
be reasonable
Chinese withdraw call for UK imports after Keith Chegwin announces tour. 0
MightyBlair 27.06.11 12:19am
MightyBlair
Honourable Member for Portaloo East held onto his seat until the end 0
ronseal 26.06.11 11:00pm
ronseal
NEWS-FLASH :GLASTONBURY POLICE APOLOGISE FOR MISFEED

Glastonbury Police have issued an urgent,unreserved,apology concerning Dead Man in VIP toilets. They explain that in FACT it was Louis Walsh in state of stricture resulting from an attempt to get a...

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GuevaraUK 26.06.11 10:17pm
Ironduke
Tories call in Joe the Plumber to fix broken Britain

In a surprise move the Conservative Party has called on Joe the Plumber, hero of the 2008 US presidential election campaign, to help them repair Britain’s broken society. ‘It is only by...

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Genghis Cohen 26.06.11 9:26pm
OllieP
Easily Offended Cinema-goers Union to stage walk-out 0
jp1885 26.06.11 7:36pm
jp1885
Ministers rethink 'Crime Map' as spate of cock-and-balls appears across country

The much-vaunted 'crime map', a database that shows the locations of crimes across the UK, has become the victim of organised pranksters, it was revealed today. Following a decision to add the names...

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26.06.11 7:31pm
Chinese Premier to raise issue of human rights after visit to Birmingham 1
Duncan Biscuit 26.06.11 6:46pm
JohnA
Cameron to get tough on Portaloos and the causes of Portaloos. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 26.06.11 6:18pm
Al OPecia
PM pal passes in portaloo, Police preclude pharmaceuticals.

[s]Poor[/s] More Soon...

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MADJEZ 26.06.11 5:47pm
MADJEZ
High temperatures and bright sunshine lead to large fall in newsbiscuit subs 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 26.06.11 4:53pm
Sinnick
Dying in a rancid portaloo officially preferable to being lectured to by Bono 1
charlies_hat 26.06.11 4:22pm
borednow
Hacking suspect ‘has cough’ 1
Duncan Biscuit 26.06.11 3:20pm
the coarse whisperer
Culture Minister says UK to be 'New Tibet' 0
Dun Dunkin 26.06.11 2:29pm
Dun Dunkin
Gove says paedophiles could help out in schools during teachers’ strike 0
roybland 26.06.11 2:00pm
roybland
Tech support companies slam school-leavers lack of sarcasm skills.

A consortium of IT support call centres, computer and high street telephone retailers today called on the government to radically improve the smirking, sneering, eye-rolling and ironic intonation...

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the coarse whisperer 26.06.11 10:57am
the coarse whisperer
"Send my accountant your old receipts" Bono urges fans, in Tax Relief appeal 1
ronseal 26.06.11 9:38am
Des Custard
Taliban issue new slogan T-shirts "Lose you head now, ask me how". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 26.06.11 9:03am
Al OPecia
al-Qaeda to rebrand as "Total Terrorism Management Solutions". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 26.06.11 9:02am
Al OPecia
Labour 'concerned' over Miliband's confusion about which party he leads

Leading Labour Party politicians are increasingly worried over Ed Miliband's inability to remember which party he leads.  ,  , The concern came after Miliband on Saturday mounted another attack...

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roybland 26.06.11 7:42am
roybland
Al Qaeda in 'midget' recruitment drive, as worlds tiniest aircraft is unveiled.

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-13917521]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-13917521[/url]...

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charlieworth 26.06.11 7:28am
charlieworth