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'Speed dating night was mainly just amphetamine abuse', claim customers

more later depending on how busy I am at work today...

Immunis 03.02.12 7:51am
Brighton bus driver 'even knew my name' says movie-star pig 0
antharrison 03.02.12 12:06am
'Top Totty' ale banned from Commons bar, 'Knobhead' still available 0
Scroat 02.02.12 11:53pm
New dating site submits your profile to every other dating site 1
Dumbnews 02.02.12 10:19pm
Mini names new car the Paedo in PR gaffe 1
Immunis 02.02.12 8:17pm
BNP accuse 'Asian population' of causing pensions crises

Demands are for Government to release White Paper on how to resolve the issue...

quango 02.02.12 8:10pm
First Great Western to cancel trains to keep passengers warm during cold snaps

First Great Western announced today that they will be investing in cancelled trains and removed carriages in an effort to keep their passengers warm during cold weather this February and March. A...

Not Amused 02.02.12 8:09pm
Slightly colder weather 'a godsend' say forecasters

The slightly colder weather reaching the UK this week is 'a godsend' to weather forecasters, according to the Met Office. 'We've had to put up with very mediocre weather conditions this winter,' a...

roybland 02.02.12 8:06pm
Pubic wigs evaluated on 2
Smart Alex 02.02.12 6:50pm
Smart Alex
Shock as Masterchef aired without Coldplay in the background 2
kimllfixit 02.02.12 5:34pm
Redknapp admits to lip movement when lying

Or did he ? More soon...

simonjmr 02.02.12 4:29pm
One week on: Many Chinese still putting 'Year of the Rabbit' on cheques 12
Smart Alex 02.02.12 4:03pm
Space to be made for 'beneficial immigrants' by recycling white trash 0
pere floza 02.02.12 3:37pm
pere floza
Terry to consider Tax Evasion when professional Racist career over 0
tedweasel 02.02.12 3:11pm
'Abridged Too Far': Directors cut no longer makes any sense...

Hat tip to Charlie's hat...

Smart Alex 02.02.12 1:33pm
Smart Alex
Simon & Garfunkel release 30 second classic 'Abridged Over Troubled Water' 7
charlies_hat 02.02.12 1:27pm
Son of Barnabas
Facebook user who clicked ‘share’ button saddled with $20M portfolio

A self-confessed social networking addict is twenty million US dollars in the red today, after repeated use of the Facebook ‘share’ function saw her accidently pledging to buy hundreds of...

jp1885 02.02.12 1:13pm
Prince William's new dog's name is a tribute to the Dambusters speculation

After it was announced yesterday that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have bought a puppy, speculation has mounted that the as yet unveiled name of the dog is a tribute to 617 Squadron. More soon...

simonjmr 02.02.12 1:01pm
BBC claim gangs of tax payers kidnap "travellers" and force them into work 0
medici2471 02.02.12 12:49pm
Groundhogs and Prairie Dog populations at threat from Meerkats

Following the near extinction of Red Squirrels at the murderous hands of their Grey brothers shocking news follows that indigenous populations of Groundhogs (the traditional heralds of spring) and...

simonjmr 02.02.12 12:38pm
Greg Torode suffers coronary after wannabe chef serves omelette

Masterchef's smug foodie Greg Torode was today in hosiptal following a massive coronary brought on by the stress of a dish served by a contestant. A spokesperson for the show explained,"he had just...

grottymonty 02.02.12 12:17pm
Woman said to have done the same job for sixty years never actually had a job

Claims that a Windsor woman has done the same job for sixty years have been challenged on the grounds that she has never had a job. Employment lawyer Adam Simons said that shaking hands with people...

roybland 02.02.12 12:07pm
Olympic opening ceremony to include ritual stripping of Ovett's OBE, urges Coe 2
pere floza 02.02.12 12:06pm
Diane Abbott to replace John Terry as England captain

The Football Association has finally bowed to pressure and removed John Terry from the role of captain of the England football team, replacing him with Labour MP Diane Abbott. Mrs Abbott is expected...

Long Distance Clara 02.02.12 12:02pm
Long Distance Clara
Science decoder of 'internal voices' lands man in legal trouble

A 21 year old Cambridge student, who volunteered for scientific research, has found that he has lost several friends, and is even facing criminal charges of sexual harassment. Researchers at have...

simonjmr 02.02.12 11:03am
"Too Much Sex On The Telly, Luv...."

"Let's do it on the radio for a change, eh?"...

Jesse Bigg 02.02.12 10:59am
Sky Sports to launch new 4D service called ‘actually going to the match’

Sky TV bosses have today launched a new sports coverage service called ‘actually going to the match’. ‘Actually going to the match is raising the bar of realistic viewing experiences’...

ianslat 02.02.12 10:56am
Insurance brokers forced to call in pest control after meercat infestation 2
jp1885 02.02.12 10:44am
Polo club aims for wider audience by allowing pantomime horses

Royal Leamington Spa Polo Club is attempting to bring the sport of polo, traditionally an upper class activity, to a wider section of society by allowing players to compete on pantomime horses....

Vertically Challenged Giant 02.02.12 10:39am
Manufacturer of pirate goods develops the iPatch 2
Smart Alex 02.02.12 10:30am