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Young Cow Suffers Calf Strain in Milk Cup Final

More moosbiscuit headlines later...

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mugwump 16.07.11 12:56pm
mugwump
Army to be replaced by friendless, paintball-obsessed bores 2
SpankyMonkey 16.07.11 12:14pm
rikkor
Obama reality check required after he asks for Captain Kirk on space call 0
Basil_B 16.07.11 12:12pm
Basil_B
Drinker reveals “cider-fects”

In a frank interview on Radio West, folk singer James “stinky” Trewyln explained the unfortunate domino effect caused by habitual cider consumption., With disarming honesty, he explained that...

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beau-jolly 16.07.11 11:49am
Basil_B
Theories swirl over absences of ‘useless pillock’ salesman

Scholars at market-tracking software firm eMarket Systems in Basingstoke are engaged in a lengthy, often rancorous debate about the repeated absences of sales executive Jason Bradshaw. Several are...

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Oxbridge 16.07.11 11:37am
Oxbridge
Hertz Van Rental named as new Austro-Hungarian heir 0
beau-jolly 16.07.11 10:05am
beau-jolly
Festival goer comits chemi khazi

(Just jealous 'cos I'm at work)...

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beau-jolly 16.07.11 9:51am
beau-jolly
female cyclist dares to venture into middle of road

After decades of female cyclists habitually hugging the kerb as if they were magnatically glued to it, the first sighting in Britain of one cycling in the middle of the road has been brought to our...

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a bloke nothing funny to say 16.07.11 9:39am
beau-jolly
Rebekah Brooks unresigns

In yet another twist to the phone hacking scandal, former News International chief executive Rebekah Brooks has announced her unresignation from the company. ‘It is totally inconceivable that I...

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Ludicity 16.07.11 9:12am
button
Man thrown out of Judo club. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 16.07.11 8:51am
be reasonable
Kids surprised to see a 'we are sorry' message in this weeks copy of the Dandy 0
Basil_B 16.07.11 8:49am
Basil_B
Gov Creates Anti Swearing Regulator, Office for Undermining Cursing , OFUC 2
mugwump 16.07.11 8:37am
arnied
Missing person finds himself on the Internet.

A 43-year-old man who disappeared 381 days ago found himself today. John Smith, a welder from Bolton, declared, "I feel like a new man. I thought it was never going to happen!" Mr. Smith explained...

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Frott Spank 16.07.11 8:22am
EinsteinsGhost
Stewart Lee conquers his phobia of telling jokes 3
Christopher Frost 16.07.11 8:18am
EinsteinsGhost
Liverpool Shell Out Again for Mediocre Talent by Signing Rebekah Brooks

In another daring move to sign mediocre British talent, Liverpool Football Club today signed free agent Rebekah Brooks for a fee thought to have broken the British transfer record. A spokesman at the...

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scrumper 16.07.11 6:37am
Golgo13
In New york Hassidic Child killer Levi Aron'says he hears voices telling him

"say you hear voices"...

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doggone 16.07.11 6:34am
Golgo13
Nigel's parents admit things haven't turned out the way they planned.

After he was made redundant by British Steel...

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Ian Searle 15.07.11 11:11pm
antharrison
London man wins fucking medal or something

Robin Parker, 52, of Lewisham, was today awarded a fucking medal or something for turning up to work on time for the tenth day running. His supervisor, Helen Thomas, said "he's had a bit of a...

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Andrew 15.07.11 10:49pm
grottymonty
Euromillions jackpot won by 'two tight bastards from north of the border'

The £161m Euromillions jackpot has been won by 'two tight bastards from north of the border' according to one million disgruntled English lottery players. While Chris Weir and her husband Colin...

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roybland 15.07.11 10:47pm
doggone
As Charlie Gilmour explains to his new friends how his i pad 2 is jailbroken

they mention its funny how he should bring that up...

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doggone 15.07.11 10:41pm
doggone
OFNURS calls for new nursery rhymes to deal with cancer and paedophilia

Given the timless appeal of ring o roses, OFNURS a quango concerned overseeing childrens rhymes has called for new nursery rhymes covering such subjects as new variant CJD, cancer, paedophilia,...

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grottymonty 15.07.11 10:41pm
grottymonty
Rupert Murdoch makes mili-apology. 0
deskpilot3 15.07.11 10:06pm
deskpilot3
News Corp scandal forces Obama to resign due to six degrees of seperation 0
Dumbnews 15.07.11 9:54pm
Dumbnews
hobo's fear price hike

hobo's fear price hike after hooch factory explosion kills five...

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dangleberry 15.07.11 9:40pm
dvo4fun
BNP LEADER SUFFERING FROM REVERSE VITILIGO

Leader of the BNP Nick Griffin is suffering from the world’s first case of Reverse Vitiligo. Vitiligo slowly discolours dark skin in patches and over time can turn black people white. The most...

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Fred Bayr 15.07.11 9:23pm
Fred Bayr
Lancaster bomber returns from Tripoli mission - RAF deny aircraft shortages 3
brownpaperreporter 15.07.11 8:52pm
Ironduke
Murdoch's apology to Dowlers: "I never thought we'd get caught". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 15.07.11 7:21pm
dominic_mcg
Newscorps to officially be pronounced phonetically from now on 0
charlies_hat 15.07.11 6:57pm
charlies_hat
Information from hacked voicemails published

In an attempt to alleviate the unprecedented public outcry over the phone hacking scandal has led News International to release the specific information gained from the voicemails of the various...

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Danny 15.07.11 5:39pm
Danny
Rebekah Brooks' hint-taking skills called into question 0
Christopher Frost 15.07.11 5:34pm
Christopher Frost