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Muslims “taking more relaxed view of infidels”... 1
Doylem 4 years

Khadim Ahmed, Iman of Manningham Mosque, reaches out the hand of friendship to the wider community. “We’ve decided to loosen up and not be so aggressive. You know, burning books, burning...

Expert claims "I'm not bad for my age." 0
victory V 4 years

More soon., (With a nod to Mr. Blacker)...

Homosexual Innuendo Particle found by Large Hardon Collider. More soon. 2
VictorMeldrew 4 years

Titter ye not!...

“Unnecessary journeys can be resumed”, say hauliers... 2
Doylem 4 years

“It’s quite a relief to get back to normal, after all the arctic weather”, said Bob Hargreaves, president of the Road Hauliers Association. “We have consignments of foodstuffs in our North of...

SPAM ALERT: don't read anything from "NEEDYUOO" 0
Sinnick 4 years
Scientists fear pandemic as despondent boar confirmed with man flu. More Soon. 2
VictorMeldrew 4 years

Can't be original, surely?...

Cold turkey lover turns addict. 0
Trickster 4 years
UK to ship 1500 tonnes of leftover Christmas turkey to Darfur. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Minimalism to be known simply as m from now on. 2
malgor 4 years
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Trickster 4 years
Government unveils new Manifesto sharing website: YouTurn. More soon. 0
VictorMeldrew 4 years Feel free to use the image if you feel like expanding on this...

In latest deficit busting measure, Agoraphobics facing Panicker Tax. More Soon. 0
VictorMeldrew 4 years

Boom, boom. Again! I had much worse along the same lines, such as a new Spanish "Terrorista Tax" but I couldn't mould them into anything even remotely funny. Here's wishing for a ticker before the...

'Do they Know its Jihad' Single fails to make it to No 1 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Comedy group UBL are gutted after their Single 'Do they Know its Jihad-Bomb the World' pastiche of the Band Aid song 'Do they Know its Christmas' wasn't bought by anyone except by the lead singer's...

Large flocks of winged pigs with dandruff head East for the winter 3
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

The Time has come, the Walrus said, to have a cup of tea,, So put the kettle on, my Pet, and snuggle up with me!, Pet filled the kettle from the tap,, And lit the gas and - fancy that!, While a...

Taxi Drivers-Only, Lottery Game To Be Launched In 2015 6
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Rules: Driver with the last six Lib-Dem MP's in his cab, wins and must include Clegg-iron...

LibDems list post-election achievements: “still room for more on Post-It note”. 0
Doylem 4 years
Palin shoots Santa 9
Sinnick 4 years

[open to ideas if anyone wants to take this further]...

Recently discovered human sized Ant ,refuses to lift a London bus . 6
melody 4 years

above it's head,especially the bendy ones...

After struggling to think of a new name Messiah,forgives and returns 0
melody 4 years
After Pope watches Gymnastic event at the Vatican he wants to Canonize 0
melody 4 years
William and Kate will “revive interest in life-long relationships”... 0
Doylem 4 years

Top churchman, Dr Rowan Williams, expressed his hope that Prince William's wedding in 2011 could help restore the popularity of life-long relationships. He admitted, when pressed, that this was a...

Somerset police: “We’re still looking for the pizza. No particular reason”... 0
Doylem 4 years
12 Christians arrested 0
ramblesnake 4 years

for planning to starve themselves to death during next Ramadan...

Telegraph Confirms Pope's Catholicism 1
davidxhare 4 years

Undercover Telegraph reporters posing as churchgoers have been able to record statements by clergymen lending weight to the rumour that the Pope is in fact a Catholic. This is the latest in a series...

Coroners report confirms Children’s author killed by Zomble 3
Milo Shame 4 years

A coroner’s report has confirmed that beloved children’s author, Elizabeth Beresford, may have been killed by an undead Womble. The report suggests that after the initial success of the Womble...

Heston Blumenthal opens restaurant in Chatham 6
riesler 4 years

The Fat Slag...

Annual trek to the gym in Jan is not enough, says High Priest of Aerobic Church 0
ronseal 4 years

The high priest of the Aerobic Church has condemned those who only attend services for one month a year, telling them that true believers should not just turn up around Xmas and expect blessing.,...

South-East Trumpets It's Tourist Attractions. 3
Jesse Bigg 4 years

'Come from all corners of the United Kingdom to view the novelty of seeing people working.'...

'Barnsley - The Next International Banking Centre'.... 2
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.says Charlie Whatmuff, before waking out of his dream...

Tories refuse to return Khodorovsk'y cash, threaten "trade war" with Russia 0
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

..more moola soon...