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Russell Brand and Katy Perry to take time out from rutting to try other things 0
Darkbill 2.0 4 years

Celebrity couple Russell Brand and Katy Perry, who were swept to stardom after their constant rutting, have announced they are to try some other things. Their agent Katy McGraw said, “Russ is...

Married birdwatching couple to divorce after getting seven year twitch. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Libyan spy tells the truth about the Mockerdie bomber , 0
arrghgarry 4 years

or big Ali as he liked to be known ,actually died to the exact day that the Doctors had predicted ,in his will he had wanted the world outside his 3 storey tent to believe he was still alive so as to...

Portrayal of same sex relationships in youth TV is 'like, so gay' say Stonewall 0
Skylarking 4 years
Mel Gibson gets in touch with his feminine side - with a straight jab and a hook 2
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Mel Gibson, the screen idol who liberated Scotland, has got in touch with his feminine side for his latest role - and punched her lights out...

Raoul Moat had grudge after policeman threatened to 'fill him in' 2
Oxbridge 4 years
Consternation as Barry Scott appointed UK sexual health Czar 2
jp1885 4 years

Following news that Durex condoms is set to be sold to the makers of Cillit Bang, government health officials have announced that Barry Scott, frontman for the popular cleaning product, has been...

Lockerbie hacks into Pentagon but can't be prosecuted unless he goes fox hunting 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

., Lockerbie Bomber, Set free, Living life of luxury, Funded by tax payers, Outraged pensioners, Once great nation, Human rights, Political correctness, Gone mad, Only prosecuted if he goes...

David Cameron salutes Hollywood heroes. 0
Erlang 4 years

The Prime Minister today acknowledged that Hollywood had finally corrected the somewhat vague and misty area of British history in the period 1939 to December 1941. For many years the widely held...

Scottish doctors give Alex Salmon 82 years to live, and possibly more soon. OMG. 1
Griffin 4 years
Scottish coroner hopeful of finding traces of life in Ceausescu's exhumed body 0
simonjmr 4 years
Water company hires Edinburgh vandals to enforce hose pipe ban in NW England 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Government clarifies stance after Clegg says Brighton holiday 'was crap' 1
QorbeQ 4 years

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has been forced to clarify a 'long-standing personal opinion', voiced during Prime Minister's questions this week. Mr Clegg is leading PMQs for the final two sessions...

Swindon magic roundabout 'not unique' after archaeological Stonehenge discovery 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Automatic Ticket Machines Converted to C.of E. 0
afternoonslow 4 years

Waterloo Station, 22nd July, Commuters expecting the usual chaos were pleasantly surprised this morning to find that a State of Rapture had been established., on the Concourse and the Kingdom of...

Keith Chegwin to launch "Newsbiscuit" his very own satirical website. 0
simonjmr 4 years

Keith Chegwin accepted his 2010 Raj Persaud award by announcing that to celebrate he was launching a satirical news website called Newsbiscuit. More soon...

Broadcasters say gays are too sensitive and limp-wristed about TV portrayal 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Lobotomy decision 'a no-brainer', says patient. 0
Zadok the second 4 years
New henge and Stonehenge actually part of larger "Henge Henge", say experts 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Scottish doctors give Raoul Moat "no more than six months" to live. 3
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Millions wiped off the value of Stonehenge after discovery of second henge 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Extent of Moat search revealed. 0
hero2zero 4 years

The extent of the search for Raoul Moat was revealed as the involvement of Ray Mears, the local psychic, and Tony Robinson complete with the Time Team (for three days only) was detailed...

Boost for Inadequate Farters 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Inadequate farters get a boost from the vuvuzela industry...

Barack Obama's Evil Twin Starting Trouble In Saudi Arabia 0
rfreed 4 years

A Barack by any other name might smell just as sweet, but there is one in Saudi Arabia that is a real stinker. When Sheik al Ghandi, a higher up in Saudi society, made the courageous announcement...

Clegg Hopeless Stand In at Prime Minister's Question Time 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

'Like a nun with a navvy's knob,' said one Yorkshire MP...

'I was speaking in my role as loveable street urchin' clarifies Clegg on Iraq 0
la maga 4 years
Smarmy Dave, You Scratch Murdoch's Back and He'll Scratch Yours 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

News flash. Last week it was 700 proposed new schools down the Tory toilet, but this week, PM Smarmy Dave, the recidivist shafter of the UK, has gone out of his way to help an aged, multi-millionaire...

Coalition government to withdraw prominent frogmen from Afghanistan by 2015 1
fernandomando 4 years
Conservatives pledge withdrawal from all local services by 2014 4
fergus365 4 years

As part of his plans for a "Big Society" Prime Minister David Cameron today revealed a timetable for the final handover of all local authority services to charities and private organisations by 2014....

New Independent Quango for the supervision of independent quangos 0
thogg 4 years

George Osbourne aswered critics today when he announced the creation of a new independent quango for the supervision of all newly created independent quangos. This will anwser the question of how he...