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dvo4fun 14.10.11 6:05pm
witless
Jockeys organise whip round for Richard Hughes 0
Scroat 14.10.11 5:23pm
Scroat
GP describes 'No-Balls Butt' as 'freak occurrence' 0
kga6 14.10.11 5:22pm
kga6
Horses attribute overuse of the whip to small man syndrome 9
charlies_hat 14.10.11 5:20pm
dvo4fun
Poison Homme, a new fragrance for the man in your life 'because he's worthless'

courtesy of Christian 'toxic' Dior...

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vertical 14.10.11 5:05pm
vertical
Wow, this 3D remake of 'Towering Inferno' is amazing, you can almost smell...

Oh shit, this is a 40" Sony!! Arrgh!...

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14.10.11 4:33pm
Council to Fill Potholes with Children in Care

Aberdeen City Council announced today that it will save an estimated £12.5million each year by squeezing children who are in the care of Social Services into the City's numerous potholes...

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Aberdeen Correspondent 14.10.11 4:31pm
Aberdeen Correspondent
Public Schools to retain Charitable Status: champagne all round

The Independent Schools won a vital legal battle today over The Charity Commission, who had been too narrow in some of the ways it made schools show benefit to society, according to a tribunal ruling...

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Drylaw 14.10.11 4:26pm
Drylaw
Daily Mirror Awarded Contract for Weekly Bin Collections

The Daily Mirror have been awarded a lucrative contract to handle weekly refuse collections in and around the Borough of Westminster, despite complaints from residents near St James's Park, where the...

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Aberdeen Correspondent 14.10.11 4:25pm
Aberdeen Correspondent
Letwin not thought to be contender for Defence Ministry job 0
Drylaw 14.10.11 4:14pm
Drylaw
Letwin's resignation letter 'may have been posted in wrong box' 0
Long Distance Clara 14.10.11 3:47pm
Long Distance Clara
Liam Fox disposes of career in park bin near MoD 0
Long Distance Clara 14.10.11 3:46pm
Long Distance Clara
Liam Fox steps down from cabnit, and jumps straight into the closet 0
Perks 14.10.11 3:20pm
Perks
Adam Werrity denies taking Liam Fox to see 'Friends With Benefits'... 0
deskpilot3 14.10.11 3:19pm
deskpilot3
Investigation finds Oliver Letwin's cabinets full of banana peel and coke cans. 0
deskpilot3 14.10.11 3:18pm
deskpilot3
Inflated man claims he was let down by NHS 3
beau-jolly 14.10.11 3:16pm
writinginbsl
Source of Tory policy traced to garbage bin in park

A leading cabinet minister has been caught by photographers from the Daily Mirror sourcing current Government policy straight from a litter-bin at the bottom of Downing Street., The minister in...

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Gerontius 14.10.11 3:10pm
writinginbsl
Man wakes up from 'logistical nightmare' in shipping crate halfway up mountain 3
Qoxiivi 14.10.11 3:08pm
writinginbsl
Towel manufacturer set for administration after work dries up 1
button 14.10.11 3:06pm
writinginbsl
West end shows to merge as recession deepens

Several West End shows will merge in a recession beating measure. "Oliver's mamma will rock the seven carousel lion of the Saigon opera" is expected to be a runaway success. "It's got every thing...

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simonjmr 14.10.11 3:05pm
Drylaw
Jockeys threaten to strike up to seven times 0
charlies_hat 14.10.11 3:02pm
charlies_hat
Wombles arrested for possession of Cabinet papers. 0
Ralphy Snoops 14.10.11 2:50pm
Ralphy Snoops
New Generation of Blackberry to be named Raspberry 0
Drylaw 14.10.11 1:54pm
Drylaw
Oliver Letwin apologises for getting caught dumping papers in park bin..

..paper trail led back to Cabinet Office...

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DiY 14.10.11 1:44pm
DiY
.....yrreBkcalB ym morf tneS. 10
Griffin 14.10.11 1:13pm
vertical
Lambeth Walk is actually Rickets claim doctors

Doctors at Kings College hospital have today revealed that the Lambeth Walk, the cheeky cockney strut made popular by a 1937 musical is actually advanced rickets caused by poor diet and inner city...

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Steve Wilson 14.10.11 1:11pm
Steve Wilson
Scientists calculate 1972 was the last time you could meet a virgin Madonna 0
simonjmr 14.10.11 12:56pm
simonjmr
Enraged First Bus passenger finally 'goes off on one'

[More soon]...

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dicky37 14.10.11 12:52pm
dicky37
Olive Oil wasn't virgin says Popeye

With a messy divorce predicted, Popeye issued a statement via his lawyers which cites Bluto as third party. 'I yam tellin' Olive she gotst to go' .(this week I shall be mostly writing about virgins)...

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vertical 14.10.11 12:48pm
vertical
Cockney “Mother Brown” was early drag artist claims doctor

Doctors at Kings College hospital investigating several cold cases from 1930's London, have today revealed that the cockney song Mother Brown, refers to an early drag artist who faced a horrific...

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witless 14.10.11 12:39pm
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