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New study says rentable German liver sausage is the leased wurst option 9
ronseal 28.07.11 1:49pm
Son of Barnabas
Marvel Comics Announces Death Of Stan Lee

Superhero comic veterans have experienced the deaths of all sorts of key characters such as Superman, Batman, Captain America and recently the Human Torch. Invariably the shock of these storylines is...

Textbook 28.07.11 1:47pm
Son of Barnabas
Parents to bail out children once again

In a scene all too familiar, parents are dipping into their nest-eggs to bail out their kids. In a report that will have cost the NHS the price of 100 hospital beds, a survey reveals that as children...

Flashman 28.07.11 1:04pm
Amy Winehouse Foundation announced, for heroin addled complexions. 0
MADJEZ 28.07.11 12:36pm
Green group attempts to block out the sun (working title)

Washington DC: Supporters of alternative energy lobby group Americans For Long Term Renewable Energy have flocked to the nation’s capital this week, calling on congress to introduce legislation...

snorkyadams 28.07.11 12:36pm
Duchess of York’s finances revived by bottled tears deal

In a final move to stave off complete bankruptcy and to reverse her financial fortunes, Sarah Ferguson has struck a deal with an American fragrance company to bottle and sell her own tears. Chip...

Milo Shame 28.07.11 12:33pm
Milo Shame
Experimental rejuvenation treatment still trying to iron out the wrinkles 3
beau-jolly 28.07.11 12:28pm
Dick Everyman
Ed Milliband's nose operation has unfortunate consequences

Son of Barnabas 28.07.11 12:28pm
Son of Barnabas
Berlusconi evicted from Presidential Palace - moves to a bunga bungalow 1
Son of Barnabas 28.07.11 12:25pm
Dracula Towers reopens after £47 million revamp 1
Son of Barnabas 28.07.11 12:23pm
Liam Gallagher: "Noel's a ****ing **** and he ****s ****ing *****ers in ****ery"

Answers on a postcard to:, Noel's House party, Crinkly Bottom, IOW...

Son of Barnabas 28.07.11 12:14pm
Son of Barnabas
WD & HO Wills to sponsor new Tobaccalaureate exams 0
Son of Barnabas 28.07.11 12:05pm
Son of Barnabas
One-year countdown begins to world dwile flonking championships in Cowes

An exciting event is being held on the Isle of Wight today to mark the start of the 2012 dwile flonking championships in one year's time. The Girting Chamber in the Flonking Field just outside Cowes...

Son of Barnabas 28.07.11 11:46am
Pippa Middleton launches ‘Arsebook’ - 2

Following in the footsteps of her family’s successful internet shopping business, Pippa Middleton has launched her new social networking website ‘Arsebook’, hosted by international internet...

Dick Everyman 28.07.11 10:37am
George W Bush to advise Norwegians on Anti-Terrorism strategy

From a spokesman for the Prime Minister, "We have spoken to the President and he has made some valuable suggestions, based on his impressive success rate in fighting terrorism post 9/11. Suspending...

Tom55 28.07.11 9:31am
Kandahar turban bomber fails to get into heaven...

‘the man has no head for heights,’ says Allah...

be reasonable 28.07.11 9:01am
be reasonable
Research: smacking naughty children makes behaviour worse...

Smacking their parents far more rewarding...

be reasonable 28.07.11 8:57am
be reasonable
Lord Sugar Regrets Wasting Perfect Porn Star Name On A Business Career 3
Textbook 28.07.11 8:36am
"Big Brother" banned from Google Plus for pseudonym

Privacy advocates were celebrating today when it was announced that the notorious spy "Big Brother" had been banned from Google's new social network for using a pseudonym. Google initially changed...

Andrew 28.07.11 8:30am
Belgrade newspaper claims Winehouse died a week before, on stage 0
brownpaperreporter 28.07.11 8:12am
BBC is not, is not, not, over manned, manned, manned, chorus 100 spokespeople 0
ronseal 28.07.11 7:34am
MOD cuts latest: Land mines to be replaced by loose Lego bricks.

Further news of restricted budgets has emerged from the MOD today. Mr Ivor Smith, an MOD spokesman announced that "whilst aware that there is an operational requirement to secure areas whilst not...

Al OPecia 28.07.11 7:12am
be reasonable
Maverick academic questions authorship of Jordan’s novels

Mary Childs, an outspoken professor of early-21st century history at Cambridge University, has sparked academic furore by casting doubt on whether Katie Price, the most well-regarded author of the...

Re Pete 28.07.11 6:11am
Lonely astronaut seeks down to earth gal 2
Dumbnews 28.07.11 12:58am
Proof of time travel impossibility prompts radical overhaul of Dr Who

As physicists in Hong Kong proved that photons cannot exceed the speed of light, thereby eliminating the possibility of time travel, producers of BBC’s Dr Who have embraced the need for an overhaul...

pere floza 27.07.11 11:19pm
UK recognises Anders Behring Breivik as new Norwegian Head of State. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 27.07.11 10:59pm
Al OPecia
Public sector worker sends the gold-plating on his pension to 'Cash4Gold.' 0
Corrigan 27.07.11 10:41pm
Shock at Credit Today awards as ‘Big John’ wins alternative lender of the year

There was a huge upset at the 2011 Credit Today awards as, widely expected to retain the title won in 2010, lost out to self-styled independent businessman ‘Big John’ from Liverpool....

Vertically Challenged Giant 27.07.11 10:33pm
Breivik's Lawyer Begs Him To Reconsider "I Thought It Would Be Funny" Defence

More soon. (I really do feel sorry for that poor lawyer. Imagine it being your job to get that guy the most lenient sentence you can.)...

Textbook 27.07.11 8:19pm
1 year to the minute nation will be joined in watching ...Eastenders and Corrie.

I can already here the complaints of 'why have they moved Eastenders just for the athletics' More Soon...

MADJEZ 27.07.11 6:15pm