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Shell offer BP Dutch Cap 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Cumbrians to be trained to shoot from other end of gun. More soon. 2
Ostsee 4 years
Lack of Context Sees BP Place Small Hat on Leaking Well 0
Svendo 4 years
EasyJet to fit all aircraft with safety canary 3
Ludicity 4 years

All EasyJet planes are to be fitted with a ‘safety canary’, to provide an early warning system against flying into clouds of dangerous volcanic ash. ‘The canary system is foolproof,’ said...

Voyeur to attempt the 3 peeks challenge 4
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Police re-count Cumbrian shooting victims 0
Mrblacker 4 years

New analysis suggests an Estate Agent and Solicitor shouldn't count against Derrick Bird's final total...

EasyJet to introduce trash sensors to stop Liverpudlians getting on board. 2
Ostsee 4 years
Dogs, monkeys failing to build on success of early space missions 0
Genghis Cohen 4 years

A $38m, 50-year study by NASA and the Pentagon has concluded that the space programmes of monkeys and dogs appear to have stalled since achieving orbit in the 1940s and 50s. ‘When they beat us...

David Cameron to fight crime in Cumbria, Clegg to act as sidekick 0
Quincel 4 years

A Government spokesmen announced today that David Cameron will not merely be visiting the police force in Cumbria for a photo opportunity after the shooting, but actually join the effort to prevent...

Forgive me Father, for I've not..... 1
edward hack 4 years

Although converting to Catholicism back in December 2007, it has come to light that former British PM Tony Blair has still to enter the confessional in order to make his first Sacrament of Penance.,...

Shocked gardner unearths man's face that resembles potato 3
suki 4 years
Liverppol hail 'transfer coup' and predict Benitez to be sacking of the season 0
jmcl 4 years

Liverpool are today celebrating a “massive transfer coup” after blowing their entire transfer budget on getting rid of Rafa Benitez – in what the club are hailing as the ‘severance of the...

BNP festival cancelled after double booking at Nuremberg 0
Ludicity 4 years
Trials of memory wiping pill collapse after everyone forgets to take it 0
Ludicity 4 years
John Prescott to replace sacked Churchill dog. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years

In homage to Psycadelic Squirrel's earlier post...

Churchill dog sacked in expenses scandal 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 4 years

Insurers Churchill have sacked their talking dog mascot after an investigation into the dog's expenses. The dog -also called Churchill- was found to have been treating all manner of 'celebrities' to...

BP beginning to regret pouring oil on troubled waters. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
237 years on from Boston Tea party, Americans regret throwing tea into water 0
suki 4 years
Cameron and May to visit Cumbria now that it's safe. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Benitez on verge, after Liverpool exit 2
simonjmr 4 years
Government admits CCTV cameras 'have not made British public any better looking' 1
The Paper Ostrich 4 years

Installing CCTV cameras everywhere in the United Kingdom has failed to make the British public any better-looking or better-dressed, the Government has revealed. Home Secretary Theresa May made the...

Paper clip found in street is in fact long lost email attachment 0
biscuit tin 4 years

A man who found a paper clip on the ground outside his home yesterday was astonished to discover that it was in fact an email attachment that was originally sent 3 years ago., It seems the...

Kim and Aggie attempt to descale Everest 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
The Independent publishes ultimate World Cup Wallchart 1
Mrblacker 4 years

It will chart the progress of people filling in the charts given out free by other newspapers. For each day of the tournament, people will be able to fill in a box and proudly display how much of...

Study finds stock markets perform opposite to what you expect half the time 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Red Missed? 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years

The truth behind Benitez's departure from Liverpool Football Club is revealed to be a question of scale. Rafa left Valencia over an infamous argument about home décor stating: "I asked for a table...

New reality tv show follows the boring and uneventful lives of its contestants 3
Dumbnews 4 years
World Cup Latest: USA Accuses Mexico of 'Nacho Posturing' 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years
Lorry Driver's Union accuses Taxi Drivers Union of Copyright Theft 2
antharrison 4 years
Catholic church regrets naming priest's new swimwear range "Peados" 4
brownpaperreporter 4 years