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Swift result for police in identifying 'cold-case' railway death victim 0
pinxit 4 years

Lucan 'closet train-spotter' say police...

Court hears that faulty lie-detector gave suspect 'huge' electric shock 0
pinxit 4 years

'Guilty, as charged.' says judge...

Dog to sue little girl over damaged turd 5
finneyp 4 years

The owner of a lethal poo which may have permanently blinded a small child, is suing the 2 year old for criminal damages. Conrad, a 6 year old rottweiler from Kensington, claims that the faeces was...

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Sharpehunter 4 years

SHL Telemedicine has developed breath taking technology, won the applause of scientists globally and are tipped for the Nobel Prize for Science. We have brought to you the exclusive SHL 24/7 Heart...

The Insider's Tips - New Football Season - the complete lowdown 4
thisisall1word 4 years

Call me controversial but I think a team that a lot of so called commentators have written off this season will do better, if only slightly, than expected this season. It's impossible to say which...

Ticker Unsure About What to Say About This Article on Ticker. 1
ThisIsNotADrill 4 years
Mi5 deny that the 20 railway bodies were actually russian sleepers... 0
Sharpehunter 4 years
Bristolians Launch Campaign Against 'Bristol Stool Chart' 2
Sharpehunter 4 years

"Well, I say, just imagine the uproar if it was called the 'Oxford Turd-o-metre' for example, it just wouldn't be allowed to happen would it..?" said Walter Ambleforth, a former Councillor for...

Crack team of detectives drafted in to solve the 'railway sleepers' mystery 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

Scotland Yard has today cast all protocols to one-side and have admitted defeat in the 20+ year investigation into the notorious 'railway sleeper' mystery. They have finally agreed to draft in the...

New doubts cast on quality of A-level results as Dog receives four straight A's. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Smuggler carrying 70k's worth of rare egg's is poached by airport x-ray machine 0
Basil_B 4 years

More soon, possibly a lengthy sentence for him and an expensive omelette for the security staff...

And the thieves came in the night 2
the vicar 4 years

and stole Mr Smellys mini cooper,packed to the brim it as with Mr smellys stolen stinking underwear."Weve had a right touch ear Sid"said Flannigan as they drove through Southgate."Strike a light do...

British Armed Forces to be replaced by the A-Team 4
Ludicity 4 years

As part of budget cuts the entire Ministry of Defence is to be dismantled and replaced by four soldiers of fortune sent to prison for a crime they didn’t commit. ‘We need a leaner, less...

"Gee' its worse than egg on ya face" says Americaneer who pulled up a stool.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years
Hitler "not all bad" claim after historians reveal Mein Kampf orphanage donation 7
rickwestwell 4 years
DI Boyd to lead team investigating Dr Kelly 'cold case' 0
Quincel 4 years

More to come, including some shouting...

Sky admit Richard Keys is hollow. 0
mrlemoncurry 4 years

It has been revealled today that Sky Sports presenter Richard Keys is hollow . After several months of denial Sky has issued a statement confirming the reports . It was a worry to Sky who knew from...

Manuel the Bull Wounds 40, During "Que?" Level Result Celebrations 0
mugwump 4 years
Fake clockwork toy salesman 'a wind-up merchant' 0
jp1885 4 years
Priest administers Last Rites to Blair's credibility 0
pinxit 4 years
Young Boys punish Redknapp 4
Sinnick 4 years

Well, someone had to say it. Anybody got anything better ?...

Are you a pen pusher? 0
the vicar 4 years

Do you push buttons for a living?are you a button pusher?do you enjoy pushing buttons?, Or are you a zip man?zip zip zzzzzip zzzzzip zip,sound familar?, Are your underpants to tight?, Do you wear...

Poll shows veteran comedians have same taste in cars. 'Every one a Maserati' 0
pinxit 4 years
Maths A-Level pass rate is 150% says examining board. 0
Stan 4 years
Mismatched couple get it together within first five minutes of romantic comedy 7
jp1885 4 years

Filming of Richard Curtis' latest rom-com, With All My Love, has descended into chaos after the two main protagonists were discovered by production crew 'at it hammer and tongs', just days into...

Shariah Court in Bradford seeks approval to inflict permanent wedgie.. 1
Sharpehunter 4 years

Following the shariah approach often epitomised by legal rulings in Saudi Arabia a Shariah Court in Bradford is seeking medical assistance to enforce a permanent wedgie on the convicted serial...

Iraq Criticises US Military for Leaving Lights On & Kitchen in a "right mess". 0
mugwump 4 years
Results show rise in girls getting an A, some let down by their face. 0
SingingHinny 4 years
Higher A level pass rate shows that students are "Not as stupid as last year" 0
wallster 4 years
God and the Devil to refer ownership dispute over Jimmy Reid’s soul to ACAS 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years