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Italy and France teams plan rebuilding effort guided by Bono's wisdom 0
Dumbnews 4 years
UN considers adopting FIFA's red card system 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Sorry, this topic was covered before 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

Apologies to Stunts...

New Highway Code Rule "Rogue Cyclist Punching" Welcomed by All 3
The Return of DroleNoel 4 years

New rules allowing vigilante action against rogue cyclists come in to effect today making it easier to dispense fast justice after lycra lout incidents. The most welcomed change is the ability of...

Prince Charles joins coalition cabinet as 'Architecture Minister' 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

The Prince of Wales, an expert in modern civic planning, is said to be 'delighted' at the invitation. 'I have had a very thorough training in architecture and design. Civic planning can't be reduced...

17 suspected illegal immigrants found in Chelsea squad... 0
virtuallywill 4 years

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Northern Ireland's First Ministers wife questioned by police 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Cameron, at first G8, tells old hands: 'let's be sensible: do it my way' 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
ticker staff on strike....... 0
virtuallywill 4 years
Cameron gives troops quarter-past-eight curfew 'for being naughty little boys' 0
QorbeQ 4 years

2015 limit might be extended to 2100 if they behave for a whole week...

Sellers of England football tat praying for a win on Sunday 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Girl sues hot teacher for not even looking at her 0
pricklyhedgehog72 4 years

California – Senior high school student Angela Mortstrom successfully sued her “hot US History teacher” for failing to notice her in class, ruining her self-esteem and her entire senior year. ...

Mother of Nairobi slum family 'has good days and bad days' 0
la maga 4 years

"We're not sunk in perpetual misery with flies buzzing round our diseased faces," pointed out Rebecca Ngala, mother of four, "But neither are we 'Poor but happy'. The truth is that I have good days...

Clegg still hasn't found the toilets in Number 10 0
la maga 4 years

Nick Clegg is still to locate the toilets in the Prime Minister's Downing Street residence, a close confidant revealed yesterday. "People keep deliberately misinforming him," explained the source....

Dominatrix claims that British Racing Boss Robin Mortimer ' didn't even pay'. 0
Basil_B 4 years

This after dieing on her after a sadomasochistic romp in Belgium yesterday. First thoughts are now with the family of the ex racing mogul 'The embarrassment for the family is plain to see' said a...

Bomb squad equiped with added highlighter called to diffuse blonde bomb shell 0
Basil_B 4 years

Incident recorded at a roadside salon. More soon...

England squad to adopt Brazil-style single names to put shitters up opposition 1
allmyownstunts 4 years

Steven Gerrard - Gerrardinho, Ashley Cole - Inanyoldho, Robert Green - Krapa, Wayne Rooney - Dumbo and I'm all out...

Trading Standards investigate Microsoft's inadequate labelling after compaints 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

"Its clear that things have to change" say Trading Standards "pressing the Home button should not take you to the Microsoft site. We have had children in tears wondering where their front door is...

World Cup game halted as North Korean nuke accidentally hits Nelspruit. 0
pinxit 4 years

"Sollee!" says Kim...

Marketing madness as Koala Bears to be branded as Coca Cola Bears. 0
Basil_B 4 years

'We gave the bears an offer they couldn't refuse' said Antipodean Cola group spokesman Damien Taylor, ' a years supply of eculyptus and all the coke they can drink just for the change of their name'...

Green gymnasium proposals 3
hero2zero 4 years

The Ministry of the Environment announce today that all gymnasiums will be required to be energy self-sufficient by 2015. The proposal. To require all exercise machines to, efficiently produce...

UK to allow civil partnerships between Apple fans and their iPhones 1
cueball 4 years

Downing Street insiders say that David Cameron, in an attempt to fix broken Britain and strengthen the family unit, is considering allowing civil partnerships between Apple fans and their iPhones....

Ugly scenes expected at next England game as Rooney masks go on sale 0
dicky37 4 years

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Bristol teacher aims to be first person to successfully climb 'UK debt mountain' 0
dicky37 4 years

A physics teacher and amateur climber will enter the record books this week if he can beat a Norwegian team to the summit of a notional pile of debt christened a 'mountain' by the government., He...

Bookmakers refusing to take any more bets on "Football" being the winner 0
Pabst Blue Ribbon 4 years
UK mainland to sell off Ireland and Northern Ireland to recoup recession losses 0
dicky37 4 years

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Zoo unable to cope with large bill 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Delia announces her apple iPud 0
dicky37 4 years

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Dismay for 'gadget-geeks' as world keeps turning 1
edward hack 4 years

Thousands of incredibly important people who queued for hours to buy the new iPad awoke bitterly disappointed the next day to find the world outside their bubble had not actually altered at all.,...

Chaos in France as millions turn up for work 0
LittleSpender 4 years