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Chuck Brown now Gone-Gone 0
Smart Alex 17.05.12 8:28pm
Smart Alex
Greek Government "new low". Primary school caretaker now in charge 0
dvo4fun 17.05.12 6:47pm
Boris Johnson new Liverpool manager

In a surprising move, Liverpool football club have appointed Boris Johnson as their new manager. "To be honest, we didn't understand a word he said - something about wiff-waff.", explained a club...

apepper 17.05.12 5:29pm
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Mandy Lifeboat 17.05.12 5:24pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Donna Summer to re-release 'Hot Stuff' b/w 'I'm a Fire' 0
Oxbridge 17.05.12 4:51pm
House of Lords to be replaced by panel from The Voice

In a major constitutional change the House of Lords is to be scrapped and replaced by a new second chamber consisting of Sir Tom Jones, Jessie J, Danny O’Donoghue, and The Voice panel...

Ludicity 17.05.12 4:07pm
Greece desperately hoping not to qualify for Eurovision song contest

Greece has pleaded with voters not to vote for its entry in this year's Eurovision song contest semi-finals because it fears the cost of winning the event may bankrupt the country...

tonylemesma 17.05.12 3:36pm
Blunkett reminded he hasn't paid VAT on dog food for years

After throwing his weight behind a campaign to exempt guide dog food from VAT saying the issue is "far more serious than hot pasties", David Blunkett had it explained to him today that he hasn't been...

Haywood Manley 17.05.12 3:29pm
Queen "regrets" agreeing to work the bank holiday weekend

Palace officials have confirmed that the Queen "deeply regrets" agreeing to work on June 4th and 5th, and that when she agreed to the engagements back in February, it "hadn't clicked" that there was...

Mr Target 17.05.12 3:24pm
Dead Kennedys recruit new member 2
Yikes 17.05.12 2:50pm
Dalglish signs for Man Utd, joins Giggs and Scholes in Midfield .. More Soon 0
Kramaring 17.05.12 2:47pm
Google makes search more human with Fumble, digress and deviate Graph 0
simonjmr 17.05.12 2:14pm
Blunkett to start feeding his dog on cold pasties 0
Sinnick 17.05.12 2:12pm
Roy Hodgson appoints Casper as Director of Team Spirit 0
Iamthestig 17.05.12 2:05pm
Paralysed Man ‘Feels Up A Bird’ Using Mind Power

The scientific community were hailing a spectacular breakthrough today as paralysed man Bert Winters was able to finally ‘cop a feel of his missus’ using a robotic arm controlled by a brain...

daneade 17.05.12 2:00pm
Scientists discover that dinosaur extinction was caused by reptile dysfunction 4
Sinnick 17.05.12 1:17pm
Deadlock holiday for Greek politics 0
simonjmr 17.05.12 1:15pm
Nokia unveil the new N0M8s; the world's first 'Smart Human'

With the number of ‘Smart’ Phones predicted to overtake the number of people on the planet, mobile phone giant Nokia have unveiled a new product that will result in the creation of the ‘Smart...

Perks 17.05.12 11:51am
Good feet for a big man footy logic sees first England call up for Danny La Rue 0
ronseal 17.05.12 11:39am
Hodgson 'Crouch not selected for hoofballing reasons' 0
Underconstruction 17.05.12 10:38am
Dalglish sacked for 'soccerballing' reasons 0
Underconstruction 17.05.12 10:33am
Dodgy car salesman defends dropping Rio from stocklist

A Kia Rio has been removed from the back of a second-hand car showroom by the new proprietor after it failed to impress him. Roy Hodgkinson of Canning Town Motors defended his decision, saying ...

Midfield Diamond 17.05.12 10:19am
Midfield Diamond
Londonderry Air chosen as Ireland's entry for 2012's Rear of the year contest 0
simonjmr 17.05.12 10:13am
Olympic Torch stuck behind tourist caravan for 2 hours in Cornwall 2
Mandy Lifeboat 17.05.12 9:59am
BBC TOTP repeat bosses arrested for justifying the course of perverts. 5
bonjonelson 17.05.12 9:15am
BBC confirms plan to move all men's programmes to Dave

The BBC has confirmed that it no longer intends to show programmes that appeal directly to men on BBC One or BBC Two, and will transfer any show with a glimmer of masculinity straight to rival...

17.05.12 9:07am
Back-of-shirt letter suppliers delighted at Oxlade-Chamberlain's selection 0
Midfield Diamond 17.05.12 9:05am
Midfield Diamond
Prophets of doom continuing to make predictions like there's no tomorrow 2
Haywood Manley 17.05.12 9:04am
Greece offers to sell Britain the Elgin Marbles 0
Scronnyglonkle 17.05.12 8:40am
Roy Hodgson praises potential of 'brown generation'.

More sick as a parrot soon...

Ian 17.05.12 7:14am