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DFS not looted in London riots 1
roybland 08.08.11 8:03pm
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Dolphin Marries Tuna After Long Friendship 0
mugwump 08.08.11 7:56pm
mugwump
Markets go ga ga in sync with Maggie. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 08.08.11 7:02pm
Al OPecia
William Hague recognises Tottenham rioters as true government in London

More to follow...

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William Pumpton 08.08.11 6:45pm
Al OPecia
Berlusconi critical of British Premier's failure to consider waitresses tits

When in Rome...

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button 08.08.11 6:42pm
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British fashion writers slam London looters’ dress sense

With London Fashion Week commencing in a little over a month, Britain’s fashion writers, presenters and commentators have united to criticise the poor dress sense adopted by many of the weekend’s...

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antharrison 08.08.11 6:03pm
antharrison
Poor "cannot afford to riot" as cost of petrol bombs soars 0
bonjonelson 08.08.11 6:00pm
bonjonelson
Ocado to introduce online looting. 1
the coarse whisperer 08.08.11 5:57pm
Matt T
Cameron praises 'outstanding' coverage of London riots at pool bar

Prime Minister David Cameron last night praised the placement of two giant plasma screens in the pool bar at his luxury hotel in Italy. Mr Cameron who is on holiday in Tuscany said they offered him...

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Darkbill 2.0 08.08.11 5:38pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Clegg returns and declares "everything's OK now" before bursting into flames

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg returned from holiday to take charge of Britain and issued his rallying call at a packed press conference: “Everything will be all right now.”, Mr Clegg paused...

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FraserWords 08.08.11 5:13pm
FraserWords
Semi-naked Worthing pensioners loot Oxfam shop.

Bored Worthing pensioners have caused outrage in the South Coast resort after another night of rioting and looting. A gang of rowdy geriatrics were spotted outside the town's Oxfam Shop with piles...

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rebel not taken 08.08.11 5:01pm
antharrison
Sting blamed for recent outbreaks of luteing. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 08.08.11 4:31pm
writinginbsl
Trophy-collecting trawlerman admits to possession of fish fingers 2
pinxit 08.08.11 4:09pm
pinxit
The month's news in brief: Hacking in Luton. Looting in Hackney. 0
pinxit 08.08.11 4:08pm
pinxit
IRA to close with loss of over 1,800 local jobs

One of the last local terrorist organisations has today went into administration, putting over 1,800 local jobs at risk. To be confirmed at a press conference later on today, held in a secret...

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William Pumpton 08.08.11 3:46pm
William Pumpton
More looters arrested after police find they checked in to shops on Facebook

Police in North London have made a further 50 arrests relating to the recent riots following the discovery of a Facebook group titled “I love lootin!!!”. The breakthrough came when police...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 08.08.11 2:52pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Robert Peston's online reports to be punctuated in Peston

The loss of America's AAA credit rating(pause) shoutsloudly that there is risk in lending to America - which at a time of great stress in financial markets could be very...

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virtuallywill 08.08.11 2:38pm
William Pumpton
Police and Kaiser Chiefs dispute whether riot could have been predicted. 7
MADJEZ 08.08.11 2:35pm
Matt T
Whole Kosher thing ‘based on bronze-age weight-loss fads’, claims archaeologist

Dr Ilan Greenberg of the Hebrew University of Jerusalem announced yesterday that the whole concept of “Kosher” might be ‘a bit Atkins, a bit Dukan – you know, the usual weird shit’,...

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NewSuburbanDad 08.08.11 2:29pm
NewSuburbanDad
Long queues at grand opening of Molotov Cocktail bar in north London 1
charlies_hat 08.08.11 1:20pm
writinginbsl
Unrest spreads to Richmond as locals fear disruption to recycling collection 1
Long Distance Clara 08.08.11 1:17pm
writinginbsl
PC world contact rioters to sell extended warranties on all looted goods 2
charlies_hat 08.08.11 1:16pm
writinginbsl
Market traders seek safety of apples as soft fruit volatiliy continues 0
button 08.08.11 12:48pm
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CBI report encouraging rise in demand for half bricks in London area. 0
MADJEZ 08.08.11 12:07pm
MADJEZ
Anthony Worrall Thompson Fire Pit Clarification

La Hacienda, the makers of the popular garden product the Fire Pit, endorsed by celebrity chef Anthony Worrall Thompson, today made the following statement: "La Hacienda wish to inform customers of...

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custard cream 08.08.11 12:03pm
custard cream
Stock Market concern as Gold credit rating downgraded from Au to Ag 4
pinxit 08.08.11 11:57am
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Michael Winner tells Tottenham to “Calm down, dear”

After two nights of unprecedented rioting and arson, the Met Police have unveiled their new weapon in the fight to restore order to the streets of London: Michael Winner. In what the Police are...

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Matt T 08.08.11 11:56am
jp1885
Brixton Footlocker looting: Police seeking rioters seen hopping from the scene 0
Long Distance Clara 08.08.11 11:11am
Long Distance Clara
Looters who stole TVs returned last night to steal One For All remotes.

HDMI cables soon...

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Tammy Flugh 08.08.11 10:32am
Tammy Flugh
Charity Shops outwit looters.

High Street Charity shops are defying the looters by leaving all their clothes strewn all over the pavement without price stickers on...

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rebel not taken 08.08.11 10:25am
rebel not taken