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Depp Prepares for next 'Pirates' Role by Joining Band of Somali Pirates

In an effort to inject greater realism and depth into his role of Jack Sparrow for the next 'Pirates of the Caribbean' film, Johnny Depp has joined a band of Somali pirates hijacking and ransoming...

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TokyoTomato 13.09.11 12:37pm
TokyoTomato
Long-distance swimmer Walliams to try comedy in 2012 "I need a new challenge" 4
dvo4fun 13.09.11 12:28pm
dvo4fun
Flash adds to essential home cleaner range with Flash En-Suite & Flash Bannister

Flash, the household cleaning brand, has added to their popular range such as Flash Kitchen and Flash Bathroom with an assortment of products specifically aimed at areas of the home that don’t...

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Stan 13.09.11 12:21pm
pinxit
Glow-in-the-dark kitten 'like a fridge light for wheelie bins' 4
Runestone Cowboy 13.09.11 12:17pm
pinxit
Trading Standards report calls above-inflation funeral costs 'a bit stiff' 2
pinxit 13.09.11 12:16pm
pinxit
Drunk Swedish elk releases album after leaving The Priory 3
pinxit 13.09.11 12:15pm
pinxit
Radio Telescope in US Radio Quiet Zone 'sucking in' Alien Diseases

Thousands of residents of Green Bank, West Virginia are outraged after it is discovered that the world's largest radio telescope, which is located in the town, is attracting huge quantities of...

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Pagantroll 13.09.11 11:55am
Applicants for Met Police Chief job detained overnight for further questioning 1
Duncan Biscuit 13.09.11 11:42am
writinginbsl
Somali kidnap "Authentic" Thomas Cook excursion

Thomas cook have today defended the authenticity of their new range of back to basics excursions. "People no longer want to visit a tired old relic or swim with a captive dolphin, they want to see...

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grottymonty 13.09.11 11:36am
grottymonty
Research says no-one gives a toss where you were on day of global news event

As people across the world prepare to put their personal spin on big global news event, shocking new statistics suggest they may be wasting their time. In 99 per cent of cases, nobody gives a toss...

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ronseal 13.09.11 11:32am
writinginbsl
City worker asked to donate for David Walliams' charity swim. Commuter says no. 3
wallster 13.09.11 11:30am
writinginbsl
Copyright victory means Cliff needn't crumble.

EU Council officials' decision to extend copyright on sound recordings by a further 20 years was strongly influenced by Sir Cliff Richard's solemn promise to "never go near another recording studio,...

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Boutros 13.09.11 11:27am
Boutros
Lowest ever salt content Salt & Vinegar crisps rebranded as Vinegar Crisps 0
brownpaperreporter 13.09.11 11:26am
brownpaperreporter
Scottish nation licks lips as Hurricane Katia batters coastline 9
Screenie 13.09.11 11:26am
writinginbsl
Boundary Commission redraws constituencies map as cubist self portrait 0
simonjmr 13.09.11 11:21am
simonjmr
Men charged in court after forcing people to live in Leighton Buzzard 1
Mr_Johno 13.09.11 11:20am
writinginbsl
Police confirm goldfish found dead on floor beneath bowl ‘left a note’

A massive police operation over the suspected murder of Billy the goldfish has been called off after detectives found a suicide note. Billy’s owner, Owen Powell, had discovered the body of the...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 13.09.11 11:19am
writinginbsl
Britain in shock as DFS sale ends 20
Vertically Challenged Giant 13.09.11 11:15am
writinginbsl
Chef Still Haunted By Loss Of Souflees

On the morning of September 11, 2001, top New York chef Wylie Dufresne was just putting the finishing touches to a fresh batch of souffles. "I was mixing up a bold chocolate and lime ganache while...

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Textbook 13.09.11 11:15am
Textbook
Slow Helpdisk Reponse Leads To Mass Deaths In Firey Inferno

In the offices of Pilkington Paper Pushers on Tuesday, workers were characteristically calm and cool-headed when one of their collegue's PCs suddenly erupted in flames. Rather than fleeing madly from...

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Textbook 13.09.11 11:15am
Textbook
17 lost Liberal MPs triumpantly return from Brigadoon 0
simonjmr 13.09.11 10:41am
simonjmr
Redundant council diversity officer struggling to find job in private sector

Derek Strachan, a man with 5 years experience as a community diversity officer, is struggling to apply his finely-honed skills in the private sector. 'I thought the private sector was going to take...

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Runestone Cowboy 13.09.11 9:36am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Guzzle Puzzle ad withdrawn over accusations of promoting rape

Cadbury have withdrawn the advert for the latest addition to their new The Natural Confectionery Company range, Guzzle Puzzle, after receiving hundreds of complaints that it ‘glorified rape...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 13.09.11 9:29am
JonnyJP
Subo sues Bebo over lowbrow promo photo

http://tinyurl.com/5uque7r Susan Boyle has threatened further legal action against Bebo for ignoring a court order, requiring removal of an unflattering childhood photo which was digitally inserted...

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vertical 13.09.11 9:02am
vertical
Tinker, Tailor, Shepherd's Pie: Secret M15 recipes published 0
nickb 13.09.11 8:31am
nickb
Confusion at Andy Whitfield's funeral after mourners all claim to be Sparticus 0
exigo 13.09.11 8:18am
exigo
Scientists claim to have 'seen the light' in fight against AIDS

A group of scientists have edged a little closer to a discovery which they claim will massively reduce the spread of Aids, with the development of a serum that causes cats infected with the virus to...

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Screenie 13.09.11 8:05am
Screenie
Ronnie Corbett Really Is A Big Talent

Nation's favourite and loved-by-all funnyman, Ronnie Corbett, has chosen today to reveal a long-kept secret that close friends thought that he'd never share. In his forthcoming memoir, [i]Big Tales...

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Duff 13.09.11 7:48am
Stan
Obama Hires Dolemite As New Campaign Manager

NOTE: If your life has as yet not been blessed by Dolemite and you are unaware of who he is, I urge you to watch this brief and informative movie trailer before reading the sub:...

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Textbook 13.09.11 5:29am
Textbook
UN mandates Middle Eastern restaurants standardize on taste of hummus 0
Dumbnews 13.09.11 3:18am
Dumbnews