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South African riot police replace tear gas, water cannons with 'giant vuvuzela' 0
QorbeQ 4 years
BP deny Green creditionals by bribing him to let one in Saturday. 0
Basil_B 4 years

' Definatley not us. He's just a crap goalkeeper' said a BP spokesman today...

IOW MP in Questions for Cash Scandal 0
Svendo 4 years

Isle of Wight MP Robert Goff was last night accused of repeatedly writing to Australian Tennis Legend Pat Cash asking for help on bettering his game. Robert has been hoping to improve his serve...

Vuvuzela Radio new BBC Channel 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Vuvuzela Radio, formerly 5 Live, now broadcasts hours of Vuvuzela three times a day. We love it says the BBC...

Green blames ball fumble on vivid, inexplicable 'wasps nest' hallucination 0
QorbeQ 4 years
"Windscreen water poses risk of Legionnaires' Disease", state... 0
AdrianJ 4 years

manufacturers of alcohol based screen wash...

FIFA apologise for mix-up after Venezuala banned from future World Cups 1
lazarus 4 years
iPhone vuvuzela app author 'shocked' by dozens of threatening emails 0
QorbeQ 4 years

More soon, too!!!...

Complaints as BBC dedicate nearly 3 minutes to highlights of Englands opener 0
Nattie 4 years

BBCi player was inundated with complaints after they produced a 2:49 minutes edited highlights of Englands opening game against the USA. "There was only 10 seconds of action in the game, surely this...

Ygolohcysp 'not what I meant' says Reverse Psychology professor 0
QorbeQ 4 years
England fans to play Men of Harlech from Zulu at full volume to counter Vuvuzela 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

more Rorke's Drift noiseupmanship later...

Inventor of Vuvuzela found dead. French squad held for questioning. More Soon 0
martin2381 4 years
England holds breath and hopes that King's injury rules him out of World Cup 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Wayne Rooney South African Odyssey - A Blog of but one half. 0
thisisall1word 4 years

Beyond the pale. Mortified. Language seems unqualified to express the anger, bafflement and frustration of the last few days. Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon...

Gascoigne comfortable after receiving transfusion of 8 pints of Newcastle Brown 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Wedding guest finds woman's very small hat of little interest. 1
riesler 4 years
UK economy downgraded to "fucked". 0
Richypants 4 years

UK economy downgraded to "fucked"...

Study shows while cat's away, mice 'exhibit no discernable behavioural changes' 6
dicky37 4 years

Scientists announced today that, far from taking advantage of the situation to engage in play, laboratory mice appeared wholly unaffected by the absence of their domestic predator...

BP shareholders to receive dividend in the form of dead seabirds 1
Ludicity 4 years
20% of Legionnaires killed by drivers with dirty windscreens 1
edward hack 4 years


Risk of Legionnaires disease 1 in 25 in summer, but 1 in 2 in Winter! 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Man actually wins toy monkey at fairground 0
dandare70 4 years
Stable doors ‘should always be kept locked’ says commission of inquiry 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
MP's realise they have the wrong bloody Saville report. 1
andhrimnir 4 years

Jewelry jewelry, jingle jingle, ow's about that then...

World Cup 'widows' craving soft breath, gentle buzzing on vuvuzelas says study 0
QorbeQ 4 years
England netball fans decry media obsession with 'HABs' 3
Oxbridge 4 years

As England's 16-woman netball squad embarks on a friendly tour of Australia and New Zealand, the nation's army of fans should be looking forward to a first ever championship at the Delhi 2010...

F1 introduces experienced mobile Chicane's at Canadian Grand Prix 0
Iamthestig 4 years

Michael Schumacher did a fantastic job in the first use of these new chicane. Johnny Herbert, Jacques Villeneive and David Coulthard set to guest in upcoming races...

England team confident of missing penalties 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Chief Buthalezi to address Parliament as MPs blow oversized plastic horns 1
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Crude oil washes up on beach in shape of penis 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 4 years

Tar balls to be added later...