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Only Camping raptured, wants to come back.. 0
pere floza 23.05.11 11:24am
pere floza
Super Injunctions unfair says P.M ***** *******

More L***r...

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virtuallywill 23.05.11 11:11am
virtuallywill
Obama and Queen both bemoan shit holidays

No more world leaders to visit Eire soon...

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virtuallywill 23.05.11 11:02pm
antharrison
Dr Ant solves your problems

Dear Dr Ant Every morning I wake-up with a dreadful hangover after drinking two bottles of vodka and 15 bottles of sauvignon blanc the night before. I am constantly feeling sick and have developed...

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antharrison 23.05.11 11:15pm
antharrison
Twitter Storm hits England - no fatalities 0
bonjonelson 23.05.11 11:02am
bonjonelson
'Greek mythology made-up when we were pissed' admits Oxford professor

Ronald Vickers, a Professor of Classics at Oxford University, has admitted that the entire subject of Greek Mythology was invented by a group of drunken lecturers in the 1820s. 'I've found learned...

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antharrison 23.05.11 10:41pm
antharrison
Michael Ball unenthusiastic about latest tour 0
dandare70 23.05.11 9:29am
dandare70
Victory for common sense as muggle newspaper names He Who Must Not Be Named

In a move certain to have a major impact on the magical establishment, a muggle newspaper has today defied the power of wizard law and taken the dramatic step of naming He Who Must Not Be Named, the...

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rickwestwell 24.05.11 6:46am
Stan
Those unpublished headlines in full

Ryan Giggs ate my Hamster, claims Mrs Slocombe, Jemima ate my Pussy, claims Ms Thomas, Freddy Starr ate my Rarebit, claims Clarkson...

1
Des Custard 23.05.11 2:16pm
DiY
Feminist film reviewer sacked for failing to make comparisons with vagina

Germaine Stott, radical feminist and film critic, apologised unreservedly for her performance at this year's Cannes film festival. She was sacked by a media magazine after her reviews failed to...

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23.05.11 4:04pm
rikkor
Birmingham City ask Chris Huhne if they can have his points 2
Oxbridge 23.05.11 2:36pm
Oxbridge
Hollywood mogul admits 'No new ideas'

Following the recent release of another Hollywood-blockbuster-based-on-a-comic-hero, Thor, a studio mogul with MGM has revealed that writers have completely run out of inspiration and that there are...

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acwanaut 23.05.11 7:33am
acwanaut
Saturdays Rapture big flop as 'taken' discover it coincides with Dr Who. 0
Steve Wilson 23.05.11 6:51am
Steve Wilson
Law firm applies for superinjunction on reports that they advised R*** G****

A law firm, which cannot be named, has applied for a super injunction to prevent people finding out that they were the experts who advised R*** G****. 'You can imagine they're pretty embarrassed,...

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ronseal 23.05.11 6:31am
ronseal
Wild Twitter speculation forces Ronnie Biggs into superinjunction denial. 1
pinxit 23.05.11 4:21pm
pinxit
US reveals Al Quaida cone plot.

US sources say today that information gathered from the Abbottabad hidehout of Osama Bin Laden shows that Al Quaida were in the advanced planning stages of a plot to economically cripple the UK by...

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LostLad 09.06.11 12:12am
LostLad
Web Smut Spells End Of Britain's Woods

The government has announced plans to destroy Britain's woods following a decline in their use by the public. Environment minister Caroline Spelman told parliament the rise of internet pornography...

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jampot 06.06.11 11:03am
Maizydog
Large Hadron Collider to solve fundamental secret of the Big Society

CERN is to use its Large Hadron Collider In an audacious attempt to crack one of the deepest mysteries of the universe  -  the fundamental meaning of David Cameron's Big Society.,  , 'We realize...

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roybland 23.05.11 11:11pm
antharrison
Chris Huhne to host Play Your Cards Right?

Energy Secretary Chris Huhne has been asked to host a new series of the classic TV quiz show, 'Play Your Cards Right', formally hosted by Victorian favourite, Bruce Forsyth. Following allegations...

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paul_prude 22.05.11 8:53pm
paul_prude
Man spends years trapped in newsbiscuit.co.uk wilderness.

'I didn't realise it was a parallel universe,' said the man. 'I literally lived there for eons, looking to see whether my puns would be accepted into the hallowed halls of journalistic rapture. It...

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Mr Payne 22.05.11 8:53pm
Sinnick
Novice journalist promises "I'll vote for you if you vote for me."

Spoof news site newbie realizes subtle puns aren't going to crack a tough audience.Promises more obvious jokes in future...

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pumpernickle 22.05.11 6:45pm
pumpernickle
Police post sketch of suspects wanted after toy tiger helicopter search incident

http://danielbyles.squarespace.com/storage/004.jpg...

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Ian Searle 22.05.11 5:49pm
gaijintendo
Twitter takes out super-injunction to protect contributors 0
Sinnick 22.05.11 4:11pm
Sinnick
New downturn warning as hat prices reach only £80000 1
roybland 22.05.11 3:40pm
rikkor
McDonald's: Happy Meals for children of all ages

McDonald’s stockholders have voted down a recommendation that the company stop marketing its products to children to counter the growing obesity epidemic among the world's youth. The plan called...

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mbalton 22.05.11 2:43pm
mbalton
Anonymous celebrity's first "is in soccer"

The celebrity, who cannot be named for legal reasons, bought, attended, stole, used, had sex with or participated in a major or minor night club, actress, actor, event, play, TV show, object, city,...

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Andrew 22.05.11 7:50pm
Le Creuset Fiend
Premiership soccerist buys Welsh model several one-horse, sprung carriages...

but not Tilburys, Stanhopes or Whiskeys...

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be reasonable 22.05.11 1:48pm
be reasonable
Ryan Giggs shows model his testimonials...

at least, I think that's what they're called...

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be reasonable 22.05.11 1:41pm
be reasonable
Famous Welsh model begins UK singing tour; starting with gigs in Manchester 1
thackaray 22.05.11 1:17pm
thackaray
Ryan Giggs gutted the world didn't end yesterday. 0
MADJEZ 22.05.11 1:09pm
MADJEZ