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"Let’s not forget the true meaning of Christmas: the birth of Santa Clause"... 3
Doylem 4 years
Isle of Wight in retrospective bid for 1948 Olympics... 0
Doylem 4 years

“The infrastructure’s already in place”, says spokesman. “We’re quietly confident”...

Revised first-year syllabus at Hamburger University: ‘bun, burger, bun’... 0
Doylem 4 years
"Can we come down yet? Hola?" Spanish pilots await clearance from strikers. 1
allmyownstunts 4 years
Cigarette retailing u-turn 1
riesler 4 years

The Government has decided to ditch plans to force cigarette manufacturers to use plain white packs., The aim was to reduce the appeal of tobacco to young people by restricting the use of attractive...

Muggers, rapists and phaedophiles protest about the idea of sharing cell with MP 0
Basil_B 4 years

Inmates of high secure units all around the country were all left on tender hooks today with the fear of potentialy having to share a cell with MP expense fraudster David Chaytor. ' We may have been...

Paypal bans Wikileaks - Assange furious to lose auction for iPod on eBay 0
Moggsy 4 years
Ken Barlow actor William Roache signs of for another 50 years of Corrie 0
petebrown 4 years


Israeli burning bushes "just God wanting a serious talk about stuff." 1
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Town “largely unaffected” by Snow 0
JLD 4 years

The medieval market town of St Albans in Hertfordshire has been largely unaffected by the spell of heavy snow which has hit the UK in the past week. According to local residents, the roads have...

FA chief takes his ball home... 0
Doylem 4 years

Acting Chairman, Roger Burden, has turned down a permanent role as chief of the FA, saying he can no longer work with Fifa. “What did we get for the £15m we spent on our bid? Fuck all, that’s...

"...................................................." awarded Art Council Grant 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Proposed sick-patient-ban for surgery waiting rooms 0
hero2zero 4 years

Following the infection control successes experience in Weston Super Mare, books, toys and upholstered seating were banned from doctors waiting rooms in order to reduce cross infections there are now...

Planning permission turned down for Stonehenge roof... yet again... 9
Doylem 4 years
Apple develop MRiScan ap 0
hero2zero 4 years
Police accuse woman of wasting police time over missing father 0
dannyboy206 4 years

A woman has been accused of wasting police time after calling the emergency services to report the disappearance of her father. Janeece Bryers, 46 from Farnham, rang 999 on Thursday after noticing...

Study finds most stereotypes behave opposite to their stereotype 0
Dumbnews 4 years
NASA forced to search for new life forms on Earth 0
Grover 4 years

NASA, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, an agency of the United States government traditionally charged with space exploration, has been forced to explore the Earth, the planet we...

Microsoft invents more ways for fat fingered typists to self destruct 0
ronseal 4 years

Microsoft's guerilla war with the layman is to be stepped up, with more inventitve ways to root out non techies and render them powerless. It is thought to be working on a series of 'new innovations'...

Tom Still Waiting for Myspace Film 5
Grover 4 years

Tom, founder of the previously popular social networking site [i]Myspace[/i] (formerly [i]MySpace[/i]), has announced via Twitter that he is expecting Hollywood to make a film about him, for some...

Downing street deny reason for losing bid 0
Bismarck 4 years

was that the waxwork of David Cameron went to Zurich by mistake...

Russia are Putin on the Ritz 0
Bismarck 4 years

Finally we can afford cheese for our biscuits says 132 yr old Ludmilla Yakomova, the oldest member of the russian bid team...

Southern Trains PR boss wins title of Britain's Next Top Muddle 0
ronseal 4 years

The PR boss of Southern Trains has won the coveted award of Britain's Next Top Muddle, after admitting she had no idea how many trains were still stuck in the snow with passengers in them...

Pound coin thief still at large 0
Mr.3374 4 years

In spite of calling in a helicopter equipped with thermal imaging cameras, the culprit seems to have just blended in with the background...

Brass monkey looking for a welder who works weekends. 0
MC One R 4 years
Cutbacks force Cameron to reduce the number of days of Christmas from 12 to 6 1
Ian Searle 4 years

Gone to are the Eight maids a-milking, due to the decimation of the dairy industry. The Twelve drummers drumming, and Eleven pipers piping, have all been served with ASBOs to prevent them causing...

Low Temperatures Cause Widespread Ice Shock 0
MC One R 4 years

More weather revelations soon...

Mick Hucknall sorry for '3,000 seconds of promiscuity' 1
fernandomando 4 years
Kent Police Tell Chatham Mother To Stop Using £2 Coins For Snowman's Eyes.... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

as they are bound to attract down and out ex-England World Cup Team bidders into the area...

Angel of the North and Brass Monkey ‘no longer an item’ say friends 0
Gerontius 4 years

Angel of the North told he can put his arms down now, after video evidence eventually proves Harmisons opener in the last Ashes series was definitely wide...