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Fears grow that there may be a copy-cat tarte au citron attack on David Cameron. 0
Ian Searle 20.07.11 10:36am
Ian Searle
Mashed potato industry crisis as Bodger the Badger is culled 0
thackaray 20.07.11 10:21am
thackaray
News International buys Cillit Bang to remove stains to "character and business" 0
thackaray 20.07.11 10:18am
thackaray
Rupert Murdoch's new favorite food - Humble Pie with lashings of cream. 0
Ian Searle 20.07.11 10:02am
Ian Searle
David Cameron is to realse a cover version of "Should I stay or should I go" 0
Ian Searle 20.07.11 10:01am
Ian Searle
Badger unable to join Ratty and Moley's riverside picnic due to persistent cough 0
cinquecento 20.07.11 9:23am
cinquecento
Brooks Adopts "light cannot exist without darkness" defence in Committee Enquiry

Rebecca Brooks wrong footed the Commons Media Committee today by claiming that her actions and reign of terror within News Corp were required to bring balance to life itself., "Light cannot exist...

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thisisall1word 20.07.11 8:53am
rickwestwell
Battery farmer invents rechargeable chicken 3
nickb 20.07.11 8:47am
Golgo13
Devon farmers to sell black-and-white striped jumpers 0
Sinnick 20.07.11 8:19am
Sinnick
Rupert Murdoch "has no recollection" of shaving foam attack

A confused looking Rupert Murdoch insisted he could not recall being attacked this afternoon by a man in a checked shirt wielding a paper plate with shaving foam on it. “A paper what?" He asked...

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nickb 20.07.11 8:17am
Sinnick
Whistleblower given ASBO 0
antharrison 20.07.11 8:12am
antharrison
Shuttle to be delayed on re-entry - space customs to check handluggage

rumours of '200 extra fags' circulating around NASA...

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Leeboy007 20.07.11 8:00am
Leeboy007
Adele to be quizzed by leading scientists over claim she 'set fire to the rain'

Pop songstress either 'genius' or 'mad as a hatter' says leading Prof...

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Leeboy007 20.07.11 7:58am
Leeboy007
Psychiatry condemns coalition plan for tax on free association. 0
f0zz 20.07.11 7:15am
f0zz
Green Group Calls on American's to Boycott the Sun

Washington DC: Supporters of alternative energy lobby group [i]Americans For Long Term Renewable Energy[/i] have flocked to the nation’s capital this week, calling on Congress to introduce...

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snorkyadams 20.07.11 6:23am
snorkyadams
Man's childhood memories live forever as answers to his security questions 4
Dumbnews 20.07.11 6:20am
Dumbnews
The Sun to start anti shaving foam campaign

more later...

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virtuallywill 20.07.11 6:20am
virtuallywill
Insomniacs 'less efficient at work' claim Psychologists.

More obvious claptrap soon...

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SpankyMonkey 20.07.11 4:02am
SpankyMonkey
Honour killing suspected as Spoon's brother arrested over murder of Dish 0
SpankyMonkey 20.07.11 3:57am
SpankyMonkey
David Cameron returns from Nigeria with a cheque in his hand to help the

national debt,once this cheque clears at the Chiswick branch of the Western Union we will be back on the road to recovery.Although it was a tragic boating accident that led to my internet friends'...

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guffaw 20.07.11 2:03am
guffaw
Sunshine, Moonlight, Good Times arrested as new DNA technology clears Boogie 20
allmyownstunts 20.07.11 1:08am
charlieworth
The Value of Comedy Gold Reaches a New High

Investors move cash into to DVDs of Porridge and Dad's Army...

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Quaz 19.07.11 11:58pm
Quaz
Nepotism in Murdoch empire is staggering, says Channel 4 News's Snow family 0
ronseal 19.07.11 11:28pm
ronseal
Johnnie Marbles wins Harper Collins book deal from its grateful proprietor, Mr M

Harper Collins bosses were so pleased with Johnnie Marbles dramatic stunt that they've offered him a book deal. In fact, the proprietor of the company, a Mr Murdoch, personally wanted to thank Mr ...

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ronseal 19.07.11 11:27pm
ronseal
Mommy, Charlie hid my laptop,they found it, oooooooooooooooooooooh 0
guffaw 19.07.11 11:18pm
guffaw
Radio 4 Broadcasts Smuggest Afternoon Play Ever

Champagne corks were popping in the Radio 4 studios, Hampstead, Islington and Notting Hill as Radio 4 broke the all time record for smugness with their middle class Environmentalist radio play...

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Quaz 19.07.11 11:15pm
ronseal
McIlroy ex girlfriend blames split on his swinging obsession 0
charlies_hat 19.07.11 11:10pm
charlies_hat
UKUncut's next stunt could be to occupy Grace Bros and bash up young Mr Grace

Following the success of the attack on Rupert Murdoch, speculation is rife over the next target for revolutionary fervour. Grace Brothers Department store has beefed up its security, in anticipation...

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ronseal 19.07.11 11:08pm
ronseal
Popular US proctologist "hasn't an enema in the world"

Thank you and goodnight...

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JohnA 19.07.11 10:28pm
JohnA
Eric Pickles complains of being “under-satirised”

Community Secretary Eric Pickles launched a scathing attack on the entertainment media, talking to constituents in Brentwood and Ongar yesterday. “I am constantly disappointed by the low levels of...

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nickb 19.07.11 10:05pm
Golgo13