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Man City fans disgusted after youngsters help themselves to silverware 1
Duncan Biscuit 10.08.11 1:29pm
Midfield Diamond
Bullingdon Club to reform

After watching the riots unfold from the comfort of his holiday home, Boris Johnson, has said he is reinvigorated and set to reform the Old Bullingdon Club gang. “It’s all just high spirits.,...

whickerman 10.08.11 1:19pm
Tottenham to offer ‘Nictatelli’ a trial

An unknown local youngster that Harry Redknapp has only watched on TV is Spurs’ latest target. The mystery youth shows nifty footwork and an impressive turn of speed in the ten second clip, during...

Midfield Diamond 10.08.11 11:57am
Midfield Diamond
Rio Ferdinand to address the nation on Twitter.

Kick Off 19.45 (Sky Sports 1HD)...

rebel not taken 10.08.11 11:53am
rebel not taken
Debenhams reviews security after perfume staff delay looters for only 10 minutes 1
Duncan Biscuit 10.08.11 11:04am
Looter who stole CRT TV is ridiculed by peers 0
antharrison 10.08.11 10:51am
Rioting is getting easier, hears parliamentary committee. 0
the coarse whisperer 10.08.11 10:26am
the coarse whisperer
Inmates of Cell Block #9 'Just sitting about, really' 0
Skylarking 10.08.11 10:08am
Government to tackle rioters with army of Nanas

The Government has announced a radical new measure to assist exhausted police and force young rioters out of our towns and cities. Operation Battenburg will see thousands of elderly ladies take to...

evilsuperstar 10.08.11 10:06am
PM flies home as silly season drought enters fifth week

Prime Minister David Cameron has returned to London as the dearth of any silly season in the printed and broadcast media continues into its fifth week. The PM is set to be joined by the entire...

Skylarking 10.08.11 9:44am
Apple Launches new iPredictaRiot App 0
captain747480 10.08.11 9:27am
Tesco offers to pay £10m OFT fine with Clubcard vouchers 0
Duncan Biscuit 10.08.11 9:14am
Duncan Biscuit
Rioters still steering clear of Job Centres 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 10.08.11 9:10am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Economy upturn as city stores discover new way of moving old stock easily.

No more soon...

Steve Wilson 10.08.11 8:37am
Steve Wilson
Disturbing rise in copycat soundbites denounced as 'completely unacceptable' 0
Ludicity 10.08.11 8:31am
Looters take Tuesday night off to get stuff on eBay. 0
Steve Wilson 10.08.11 8:30am
Steve Wilson
Cameron told to cut short his job as PM and go away on holiday 0
Ludicity 10.08.11 8:29am
Text: Cameron. Riots. Nah Nah Ne Nah Nah. Assad 0
Steve Wilson 10.08.11 8:27am
Steve Wilson
Hoodies are unrepresented in the police force, says hoody community leader 0
ronseal 10.08.11 7:43am
London riots: all incidents mapped, Smoker faces £2,500 fine

for dropping cigarette ash on pavement...

arflaethel 10.08.11 7:39am
Riots hit Mansfield.

Chief Inspector Grey said it was just another normal Tuesday night in the town centre, just less violent than usual...

arthurminnit 10.08.11 7:15am
'Taking action to Stop Violence Would be Failure' says Professor

The British Model of Policing that involves a cheery smile and many hours of form filling would collapse if officers actually intervened in disturbances. 'We can't use water canons because we only...

Dun Dunkin 10.08.11 6:52am
Dun Dunkin
Isn't it time we brought back football hooliganism? -asks why oh why columnist

The usual namby pamby liberals will laugh, but nevertheless, I say this. Put these wretched hoodies on the football terraces and give them something constructive to do, writes Tony Parsons, in the...

ronseal 10.08.11 6:51am
Government to Outsource Policing to 'Turkish Shopkeepers'

A new poll said the public would be feel more confident if the streets of london were policed by Turkish shopkeepers who take action to prevent disturbance rather than let it happen.. One Turkish...

Dun Dunkin 10.08.11 6:44am
Dun Dunkin
Police to be replaced by Cardboard Cut Outs

Shopkeepers were reassured that each street corner will have a new cardboard police officer with a smiley face and said they would be as if not more effective than the current police who just stand...

Dun Dunkin 10.08.11 6:40am
Dun Dunkin
Met Office to introduce "Riot Forecasts". More soon.

High pressure areas moving in from the south resulting in very high temperatures in some shops. Areas of high trouble joined by isoloots...

Al OPecia 10.08.11 6:29am
Al OPecia
Its amazing how police do nothing to these looters especially

when they are politicians, policemen, businessmen and bankers...

guffaw 10.08.11 6:09am
Chiswick vigilantes to defend Turnham Green.

Reports are coming in from Chiswick that a band of rowdy yoga mums have looted the artisan bakery and made off with all the walnut and sun blushed tomato bread. The angry mob, wearing pink pashminas...

rebel not taken 09.08.11 10:32pm
rebel not taken
IoW launch e-petition to bring back Transportation 0
Shaddick_Spofforth 09.08.11 9:55pm
Home Secretary Returns After London Violence

Theresa May admits to starting it...

victimms 09.08.11 8:38pm