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Football dementia project success as England fans anticipate 2014World Cup glory 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Alan Hansen scathing at Hamilton-Button pairing to cope with pace of Vettel 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Man fulfils ambition to eat world's smallest quiche, later feels empty 3
la maga 4 years
Jobless to be relocated by train with personal belongings ‘to follow later' 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
World Cup Teams Love England 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'We want them to stay. They make every team who plays against them look like Brazil' said an organiser...

Unemployed Get Loans to Buy Bike 3
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Liverpool unemployed to move to home counties. Every village to have a quota...

England Manager in line for "Golden goodbye!" 0
hero2zero 4 years

More details later...

Midget Muslim Cleric Offended By Being Referred To As Mullah Lite 7
Svendo 4 years
New African League to be filled with English players 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Capello admits selection mistake. 0
Mrblacker 4 years

"I should have picked German players instead of English ones."...

English team failed to "start me up", Bill Clinton says to Mick Jagger 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Germany vs England overshadows German vs Englander, Vettel 'quite narky' 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Nick Clegg congratulates England on emphatic football victory 0
antharrison 4 years

Liberal Democratic leader and deputy prime minister Nick Clegg today congratulated the England football team on its emphatic victory, in terms of ball possession, over the German national team....

Next World Cup Song already chosen "Any dream will do". No More Soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
England Fans Buy German Fans a Beer 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'The best team won, it was a fair result no hard feelings' said smiling England Fans. 'Its the taking part that counts'...

Manager rejects calls for England players to rerturn via Wooton Bassett 0
hero2zero 4 years

Meantime residents, The British Legion and city dignitaries say the would wellcome the opportunity to give them a fitting parade!...

Bored sewage worker just going through the motions. 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 4 years

Just like the England team...

Shock result as England defenders refuse to play on the sabbath. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Chariots of Fire director Hugh Hudson lined up for the movie...

Dead Pop Star's Socks Sell for £1million 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Scratch n sniff...

Cake tin sales soar as Apple admits they get better reception than new Iphone 1
exigo 4 years
Psychic octopus spooks England Sqid. More soon. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Government sets targets for your further retardation as a human being 1
la maga 4 years

In what they describe as 'a natural move forward' from the policies of the previous government and the one before that, the coalition government have for the first time set measurable targets for...

Housing designs to aid jobless mobility 0
sauce 4 years,, (The second should be captioned: 'the only way is up')...

Jobless to be fitted with castors 1
virtuallywill 4 years

move along...

Bailiffs delighted with new role as 'jobless to get help to move' 3
sauce 4 years
Nick Clegg offered incentive to move somwhere nearer a job. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Modern-day Shirley Valentine disappointed by lack of grand prix in Monaco. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
David Miliband launches his secret weapon in Labour leadership race. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years

David Miliband has made his first major attempt to break free from his brother and broaden his appeal to the voting public by unveiling his new secret weapon, a large St Bernard dog called Schnorbitz...

Vampires in Bimbledom. 0
afternoonslow 4 years

With the world full of young women longing for the Undead and sleeping with their bedroom windows open,desperately hoping for a handsome visitor to fly in …. ...

Spitting Wimbledon player claims he was controlled by Bob Carolgees. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Phlegm soon...