Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
UK credit rating linked to Wayne Rooney

Independent forecasters Ernst & Young have today linked the UK’s global credit rating to Wayne Rooney as long as he plays for a British football team and spends the majority of his salary in...

3
Ralphy Snoops 17.10.11 10:07pm
Perks
Dan Wheldon dies Indycar 3
SpankyMonkey 17.10.11 9:46pm
charlies_hat
Dale Farm travellers ask to stay in Basildon; court accepts insanity plea

There were dramatic scenes in the high court when representatives of the Dale Farm travellers begged the judge to be allowed to stay in Basildon. Expert witness evidence from a clinical psychiatrist...

1
apepper 17.10.11 7:52pm
New iClone to create thousands of Jobs 1
JETFAB 17.10.11 7:19pm
Ironduke
Defence from Stage Hypnotist Kenny Craig swings Tomlinson Trial

During a hearing at Southwark Crown Court yesterday PC Simon Harwood's legal team bemused the courtroom with an unexpected defence against the charge of manslaughter. Harwood, who is accused of...

0
GreenCross 17.10.11 7:10pm
GreenCross
Huhne says spouses should 'adjust' gas and electricity meters this winter

Energy Secretary Chris Huhne has said that people should get their spouse to adjust their gas and electricity meters this winter.,  , He was speaking after his meeting with the six biggest energy...

0
roybland 17.10.11 6:41pm
roybland
Dr Evil in court over intruder death

Douglas Powers, better known as international super-villain Dr Evil, is set to appear in court today to face charges over the alleged unlawful killing of a burglar at a hollowed out volcano, which...

2
Vertically Challenged Giant 17.10.11 6:16pm
The All New Jeni B
Seseme Street launch "Big Birds" Youtube channel 0
charlies_hat 17.10.11 6:14pm
charlies_hat
Porn Tube taken offline after hackers flood site with Sesame Street vidoes

X-press Porn Tube, the adult video streaming site owned by Richard Desmond, has been taken down after hackers uploaded multiple clips of Sesame Street to the bongo file sharing site., Company...

1
thisisall1word 17.10.11 5:27pm
Al OPecia
Power Companies invite Cameron to OffFuck. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 17.10.11 5:24pm
Al OPecia
90% of problems in life can be solved by raising chin up 0
Dumbnews 17.10.11 4:52pm
Dumbnews
X-Factor ratings tumble as viewers "realise it's rubbish"

The new series of the X-Factor has had falling ratings; the main reason seems to be viewers having something better to do. "I've been sitting in a darkened room; I found that quite an...

3
apepper 17.10.11 4:49pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Pythagoras' wife's lover killed whilst partaking in oral sex

"He died as he lived, eating a Pi." More soon...

2
simonjmr 17.10.11 4:37pm
dvo4fun
Homoeopathic Economist Suggests Injecting "up to £1" into Economy

Doctor Stephen Harliton, the well known homoeopathic economist has calculated that £1 invested properly will completely cure the World economy. "The key is to find the correct dilution.", explained...

21
apepper 17.10.11 4:27pm
Qoxiivi
Teenage homeopath experiences hairy palms and blindness after mini-stroke 0
Runestone Cowboy 17.10.11 4:25pm
Runestone Cowboy
Sport - Channel 5 Manages to Offload Europa League

Management at Channel 5 were ecstatic this morning as they relieved themselves of overpriced mediocre European football. As ITV signed a 3-year deal to transmit footage of games no-one cares about,...

4
GreenCross 17.10.11 4:01pm
borednow
Wheldon was driving "way too fast" say onlookers 1
Drylaw 17.10.11 3:30pm
GreenCross
Vincent Tabak and Sam Warburton to make joint statement on 'moderate force'. 0
GreenCross 17.10.11 3:18pm
GreenCross
RSPB denounces 'sick' Hummingbird Bakery 1
GreenCross 17.10.11 2:50pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Screwfix not a dating agency despite extensive catalogue. 1
GreenCross 17.10.11 2:27pm
Duke Togo
Norwich First British Town Twinned With Self 6
thisisall1word 17.10.11 1:55pm
DiY
Britain Learns That America Has Car Racing Too

Britain awoke this morning to the news that not only does America have a form of car racing almost as tedious as Formula 1, but that one of our own had been killed because he didn't aim his car...

0
GreenCross 17.10.11 1:46pm
GreenCross
Health and safety Nazis invade Poland

There was concern across Europe today after battalions of health and safety Nazis armed with clipboards and pens were seen marching across the Polish border wearing hard hats and high-viz jackets....

0
Long Distance Clara 17.10.11 1:33pm
Long Distance Clara
Apple, Orange and a shiny new penny top Christmas wish list.

More later...

0
spoole2112 17.10.11 1:22pm
spoole2112
Black turtleneck sweaters "aid creativity", says study

It has been the dressed-down garment of cool for over five years. Along with the big screen, the echoey venue and the use of the words “here’s the thing that makes this thing so cool”, it’s...

1
nickb 17.10.11 12:35pm
writinginbsl
Two groups of muscley men flounce round a field after a symbolic giant testicle

wearing coloured shirts and wrestling with each other...

4
Ironduke 17.10.11 12:25pm
nickb
Cameron still wondering how he can blame last Labour government for Liam Fox 1
roybland 17.10.11 12:00pm
acwanaut
George Osbourne arrested for running 'giant Ponzi scheme'

Whitehall was in shock last night after current Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osbourne, was arrested by Cheshire Police in the grounds of his constituency mansion on charges of running a Ponzi...

0
acwanaut 17.10.11 11:51am
acwanaut
Dictionary corner: "Pokemon" - Jamaican slang for poor quality accommodation 1
Iamthestig 17.10.11 11:23am
virtuallywill
House of Lords a-peers to have gas supply

David Cameron has today announced a big discovery in the search for cheaper fuel. For many years now the price of fuel has been increasing to unaffordable levels. Over the same period, as the average...

0
Perks 17.10.11 11:20am
Perks