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Despite recession, shareholders in Semtex manufacturers are still making a bomb. 0
wallster 4 years
London 2012 organisers announce that spectators will be issued with Stylophones 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Outrage in Newcastle as Israel intercepts aid convoy heading for Gazza 0
LittleSpender 4 years
Vuvuzeler blamed for herd of wildebeest stampeding Johannesberg city stadium. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Apparently they mistook the noise as the mating call of the female wildebeest...

Gaza flotilla enquiry result: Some people were killed. Many more soon. 0
Ostsee 4 years
'Carry on World Cup' scriptwriters struggling with 'vuvuzela' innuendoes 2
Oxbridge 4 years
AA study finds killer screenwash 'unlikely' as UK washer bottles 'usually empty' 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Vuvuzelas to be allowed at Last Night of the Proms 0
Genghis Cohen 4 years
Michael Sheen to star in movie remake of Diff'rent Strokes. 2
wallster 4 years

The sad death last month of actor Gary Coleman gave producers of the long awaited Diff'rent Strokes movie a major cause for concern as the project was in danger of being mothballed indefinitely....

Get your barbecue ready for the 11th July says Met Office. 0
Griffin 4 years

The weather will be wonderful and England will win the world cup...

South African riot police replace tear gas, water cannons with 'giant vuvuzela' 0
QorbeQ 4 years
BP deny Green creditionals by bribing him to let one in Saturday. 0
Basil_B 4 years

' Definatley not us. He's just a crap goalkeeper' said a BP spokesman today...

IOW MP in Questions for Cash Scandal 0
Svendo 4 years

Isle of Wight MP Robert Goff was last night accused of repeatedly writing to Australian Tennis Legend Pat Cash asking for help on bettering his game. Robert has been hoping to improve his serve...

Vuvuzela Radio new BBC Channel 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Vuvuzela Radio, formerly 5 Live, now broadcasts hours of Vuvuzela three times a day. We love it says the BBC...

Green blames ball fumble on vivid, inexplicable 'wasps nest' hallucination 0
QorbeQ 4 years
"Windscreen water poses risk of Legionnaires' Disease", state... 0
AdrianJ 4 years

manufacturers of alcohol based screen wash...

FIFA apologise for mix-up after Venezuala banned from future World Cups 1
lazarus 4 years
iPhone vuvuzela app author 'shocked' by dozens of threatening emails 0
QorbeQ 4 years

More soon, too!!!...

Complaints as BBC dedicate nearly 3 minutes to highlights of Englands opener 0
Nattie 4 years

BBCi player was inundated with complaints after they produced a 2:49 minutes edited highlights of Englands opening game against the USA. "There was only 10 seconds of action in the game, surely this...

Ygolohcysp 'not what I meant' says Reverse Psychology professor 0
QorbeQ 4 years
England fans to play Men of Harlech from Zulu at full volume to counter Vuvuzela 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

more Rorke's Drift noiseupmanship later...

Inventor of Vuvuzela found dead. French squad held for questioning. More Soon 0
martin2381 4 years
England holds breath and hopes that King's injury rules him out of World Cup 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Wayne Rooney South African Odyssey - A Blog of but one half. 0
thisisall1word 4 years

Beyond the pale. Mortified. Language seems unqualified to express the anger, bafflement and frustration of the last few days. Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon...

Gascoigne comfortable after receiving transfusion of 8 pints of Newcastle Brown 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Wedding guest finds woman's very small hat of little interest. 1
riesler 4 years
UK economy downgraded to "fucked". 0
Richypants 4 years

UK economy downgraded to "fucked"...

Study shows while cat's away, mice 'exhibit no discernable behavioural changes' 6
dicky37 4 years

Scientists announced today that, far from taking advantage of the situation to engage in play, laboratory mice appeared wholly unaffected by the absence of their domestic predator...

BP shareholders to receive dividend in the form of dead seabirds 1
Ludicity 4 years
20% of Legionnaires killed by drivers with dirty windscreens 1
edward hack 4 years