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Man who grassed front room in turf war with people in the flat downstairs 0
Scroat 4 years
Kent man lays tarmac in front room, in time for Wimbledon 2
PluckyMunky 4 years
Ordnance Survey employee sacked for proving Faith really can move mountains 0
dicky37 4 years

Faith Tulley, Senior Cartographer with the national mapping agency was dismissed yesterday after admitting changing the position of the UK's highest peaks during a 'childish prank'...

New contents directive from EU means contents of cars must be clearly labelled 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years

The fact that a packet of crisps is now twice as big as it should be, environmentalists note, is due to this ever expanding EU directive. Cars, likewise must now fall in line. The directive reads,...

Zuma crime reassurance message for world cup fans delayed after script is stolen 0
Basil_B 4 years
Cameron horrified to discover Helmand Province is not on Cote d'Azur 0
edward hack 4 years

'I had no idea' said the PM ' I was hoping to bump into Nic and Carla, find a nice little charcuterie - take a runny piece of ripe brie and a cheeky little dry white down to the beach and catch up on...

Commentators rehearse cliches for World Cup 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

Special 'Sick as a Parrot' workshops being held. 'I am over the moon that they have organised these, said a BBC reporter...

Abby Sutherland so does NOT want to marry Zac Efron 0
lord_wingnut 4 years

Distressed solo circumnavigating teenager suggests anyone who says she does is a liar, especially that stuck-up skank bitch ho JoBeth Wilson...

Wayne Rooney South African Odyssey - A Blog of but one half. 0
thisisall1word 4 years

June 11th 2010 Yellow Cards: Still 0, Sins: None so far today except for pinning somewhat over Victoria Coren and not sure that such a melancholic activity includes calorie intake so prob safe)...

Disappointment as only 14 fans turn up for opening of World Cup 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

Photoshop in evidence all over papers and tv...

PM 'spent the night' with Afghan troops, loved their rough hands and manly aroma 4
QorbeQ 4 years
Obama solves oil leak crisis by fit of anger and well chosen words 3
suki 4 years

Obama was hailed as a leader of the first order today, as his fury and threats of "butt kicking" finally stopped the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico. It had been believed that the scientific...

Dishcloth industry warns of austere times ahead if England exit World Cup early 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

what else would you do with so many flags?...

Prince Charles visits Cumbria after shootings 0
lord_wingnut 4 years

Offers advice on best cartridges to use and jokes with locals whether beaters are fair game in such a "target-rich environment"...

Camp Bastian 'an unfair assumption' says Neverending Story author 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Undercover Taleban mole Nick Clegg plotted to bring down Cameron's helicopter 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 4 years

Insert own chopper joke here...

Blast, soldier killed in Afghanistan named 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

Perhaps we need to use stronger swear words...

Fagin fails his CRB check. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

Along with the Pied Piper of Hamelim...

Have they read Genghis's Cameron FP? 0
Oxbridge 4 years,17578/...

Obama hunts for dipstick in Gulf 'oil sump' probe 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Obama to meet Swedish chef of BP about börk börk börked pipeline 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Bloody Sunday Inquiry ruled 'unpunctual' 0
Ludicity 4 years
Pope calls for celibacy at Roman orgy 0
Ludicity 4 years
Senior Apprentice cancelled after candidates fail to remember what the task was 0
Ludicity 4 years
Survey shows that everyone in Scotland will die 'sooner or later'. 1
Ostsee 4 years
England fans not sure if they have St.George flag upside-down or not 0
edward hack 4 years
Venables singing lands England 2018 World Cup 1
edward hack 4 years

Former England manager Terry Venables has heroically helped secure the 2018 World Cup for England with his gutsy rendition of the Elvis Presley power ballad 'If I Can Dream', England Chief Executive...

Grace Slick to sing US national anthem ahead of England game 0
edward hack 4 years

put a Cap-pello on it...

St Georges flag shortage fuels price hike 0
Laughingstock 4 years

The demand for St Georges flags has led to severe shortages that has now led to a price hike. A spokesman for Flags Mean Losers stated the demand had been far greater than China believed...

Cameron horrified to find Helmand, Province not on Cote d'Azur 0
edward hack 4 years