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Teachers 'up in arms' after kids state school is 'interesting and relevant.'

The National Union of Teachers has issued a statement condemning kids who enjoy school. , 'It's our turf,' said an NUT spokesperson who refused to be named, 'They can't just waltz in here liking it...

Samasaea 16.01.12 8:02am
'I was just following the TomTom' claims cruise ship captain 0
Immunis 16.01.12 7:40am
Celine Dion concert on Costa Concordia postponed 'indefinitely'

but her heart will go on and on and on and on...

Nick McCarr 16.01.12 7:37am
Nick McCarr
Automated voice response revealed as cyberman invasion plot

The automated voice services used by many companies to answer customer service enquiries were revealed today to be the precursor to a Cyberman invasion. , Many will be familiar with the cold,...

Samasaea 16.01.12 7:37am
Julius Caesar admits to planting uncharted reef, blames Vesuvius. 0
Griffin 16.01.12 7:30am
Easy to understand guide to ventriloquists' dolls published: Dummies for Dummies 0
Nick McCarr 16.01.12 7:24am
Nick McCarr
Follow your dreams and just quit

Trying to express the idea that quitting, though it sounds bad to others, feels good to yourself....

Dumbnews 16.01.12 3:27am
Men swear in menswear department. 9
nickb 16.01.12 12:41am
Nick McCarr
Depressed Opening Seeks Closure. 0
sredni vashta 15.01.12 10:08pm
sredni vashta
Convulsive Cows Caused By Beef Jerky. 0
sredni vashta 15.01.12 9:59pm
sredni vashta
Police cordon off a Haynes Motor Manual after reports of unexploded diagram 15
bonjonelson 15.01.12 9:32pm
All copies of The Great Escape suddenly go missing from Manchester Blockbusters 0
yussle 15.01.12 8:57pm
Almost 100% of men could be suffering from sex addiction

Almost the entire male population could be suffering from the devastating disease that is sex addiction, according to shocking new figures released yesterday, which demonstrate that practically every...

Shandy 15.01.12 8:04pm
Man who switched off location services on his mobile feels 'a bit lost'

A man who turned off location services on his iPhone says he feels 'a bit lost and kinda out of things' and may turn them on again. 'I was in two minds whether or not to switch location services...

roybland 15.01.12 6:41pm
Italian cruise ship disaster

"It was just like the Titanic" say many people who were not on the Titanic...

scribbler 15.01.12 6:18pm
Euro booked into Dignitas 0
medici2471 15.01.12 4:59pm
Costa cappuciso expresso 0
medici2471 15.01.12 4:33pm
Redknapp muggers get away with a hundred big ones. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 15.01.12 3:27pm
Al OPecia
Italian ship sinking downgraded from disaster to incident after no Britons die. 3
the coarse whisperer 15.01.12 2:33pm
Italian Cruise Ship Crew arrested for failing to panic

Italian police have arrested cruise ship Concordia's captain Francesco Schettino on suspicion of leaving the ship before it was evacuated. Police confirm he was found hiding under his mother's...

Nearly Normal 15.01.12 1:58pm
Nearly Normal
Constipated pensioner found motionless 17
Major Clanger 15.01.12 1:39pm
Norfolk children confused by claim that numbers are based on 10 fingers

Norfolk schoolchildren are being confused by teachers' explanation of the decimal system. "He said we count in tens because that's how many fingers we have. But I've got 8 fingers, 17 if you include...

apepper 15.01.12 12:48pm
North Korea invades Manchester Blockbusters. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 15.01.12 12:46pm
Al OPecia
95% of women prefer rabbits in the bedroom to a horse in the living room 4
victimms 15.01.12 12:06pm
Major Clanger
Whooping and Cheering causes Coughing and Jeering

The Health Protection Agency has today confirmed that cases of whooping and cheering are on the rise., A report has found that people in their own homes who take it upon themselves to make these...

victimms 15.01.12 11:57am
Cash machine tunnel: list of suspects grows

Police investigating the theft of £6000 by a gang which dug a 100ft tunnel partly through concrete to a cash machine at a Blockbuster shop, say their list of suspects is growing. 'Six months to dig...

roybland 15.01.12 11:30am
Woman awakes from coma as Danny Glover

The family of a Bristol woman who awoke from a six-year coma as film actor Danny Glover expressed their surprise at her transformation today. Doreen Peacock, 27, slipped into a coma in January 2006...

hughesroland 15.01.12 10:52am
Increase in cash machine tunnels predicted

Britain could see a sharp rise in the number of people using tunnels to withdraw money from cash machines, economists say. Thieves in Manchester recently spent six months digging a 100ft tunnel to...

roybland 15.01.12 10:36am
New York City destroyed in Tetris re-enactment mishap 3
hughesroland 15.01.12 10:21am
Countries fed up with low credit ratings to stop using Standard & Poors...

and to use Fantastic & Above-Average instead...

Smart Alex 15.01.12 9:43am
Al OPecia