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Egyptian protestors confirm that sticks and stones actually bloody hurt 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
British media ‘the most anxious to consider a sample size of 8 as news’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Report warns school geography risks becoming an outlier in the curriculum 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Japanese TV launches new quiz show ‘Fry or no Fry?’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Changes to Nobility Living Allowance mean dozens could miss out 6
Zadok the second 4 years

The Government has announced a significant change to the Nobility Living Allowance eligibility criteria which could mean literally eleven aristocratic families lose the benefit. Changes being...

Davos crowned the Olymp for the Gods of today 0
4ty2 4 years

Homo economicus migration to Davos has established the place as the epicentre of modern Gods. Detached from the chores of mortal life and focussed on self-interest they have come together to select...

Amazon basin unblocked by plumber. 0
malgor 4 years
Tories To Encourage Unemployed To Tree Hug 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Yippee, another Big Society idea!...

TUC Says Voodoo Cameron Dolls A Big Hit Throughout UK 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

"Keep backstabbing the workers, 'Cammy' and we'll voodoo you," said one TUC spokesman., What next? Voodoo banker dolls?...

Too-Fat-For-Loo-Seat McDonalds customers given "Nappy Meals" 0
wolfie 4 years

Amazon-Destroying Beef-Based Obesity Giants, Micky D's, have responded to the increasing mammoth grossness they induce in their customers by providing free nappies to those who cannot enter or fit on...

Tom Jones and Ken Hom to front new musical cookery show 'Wok's New Pussycat?' 4
wallster 4 years

Noooo, somebody stop me...

Liverpool prefers 'Small Club' to 'Big Society' 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Perm wigs not included...

Mubarak 'to go' When Egypt builds him a Pyramid 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Six other tasks to follow...

Tahrir Square still safer than Albert Square insists Arab League 0
Gerontius 4 years

Looking grim...

Many "cock up" puns expected as 700,000 condoms lost in transit 0
thackaray 4 years
Maria ‘Last Tango” Schneider dies. “Butter-assisted sex will never be the same”. 0
Doylem 4 years
Ambulance doors to be widened, to same size as McDonalds Doors 1
Rowly 4 years

NHS new ruling. If patients can get into McDonalds, they should be able to get into an ambulance for standard treatment. if they cant get into Macdonalds (and therefore an ambulance). they should be...

'Big Society' gutted by Liverpool decision to opt out 0
Gerontius 4 years

A sad day indeed...

Happy slappers say Cairo festival was their most successful ever 0
Fred 4 years
Cadbury launch new lower fat Dairy Milk Bar for same Great Price 5
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 4 years

Great news for consumers today as Cadbury announced the launch of their new Dairy Milk bar that contains 14% less fat than before. "It is exactly the same taste" says marketing director Gary...

Disappointment as Ed Miliband lands in Helmand 5
beau-jolly 4 years

Soldiers expecting to enjoy the Steve Miller Band were left disappointed when the Labour leader arrived at Camp Bastion. Commander of Nato forces in Afghanistan, US General David Petraeus said,...

Sherbert dib-dabs hit by double dip. 2
beau-jolly 4 years
Cowell unveils own brand instant ‘pop-noodle’ 6
Gerontius 4 years

After spending the last 10 years fronting hit shows such as X Factor and American Idol, music impresario Simon Cowell is once again set to revolutionise the way we produce musical talent here in the...

Harry Potter to get BAFTA 3
beau-jolly 4 years

The Harry Potter films will receive an outstanding British contribution to cinema prize at this year's Bafta awards, organisers have announced., Potter star Daniel Radcliffe, 21, said he had "loved...

Drug Dealers Congregate on High Street 1
AndyOverhead 4 years

Salisbury Council has today launched a new campaign to free its streets of drugs, following reports of an increased number of dealings in broad daylight. Councillor Rupert Dumfries-Thornton-Jones...

Forestry Commission job cuts set to 'clear out the dead wood' insists Cameron 7
wallster 4 years

Toe curlingly bad joke. Very very sorry...

Al-Quaeda spokesman pleads for “more effective suicide bombing”... 0
Doylem 4 years

An anonymous spokesman for Al-Quaeda, speaking from a sparsely-appointed cave somewhere in the Pashtun Mountains, on the border between Afghanistan and Pakistan, addressed the poor results of some...

Liverpool CC opt out of Big Society, millions follow 0
4 years

Millions of UK citizens have followed the lead of Liverpool Country Council by writing to David Cameron asking to opt out of the Big Society. One such letter received by the cabinet office read...

Scousers to adopt closed shop society 0
simonjmr 4 years
5 elated, 1500 pleased as news spreads through Cairo of Kate Moss engagement 0
kidkid 4 years