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Suicide prevention hotline urges callers to just deactive their facebook account 0
Dumbnews 03.02.12 7:52pm
Iran defies US and continues to develop further spelling of Hummus

President Mahmoud Ahmedinajad rallied the Iranian nation in his latest anti-Western speech “how dare these dogs dictate the spelling of an Arab dish, there is no letter O in Hummus, brothers we...

brownpaperreporter 03.02.12 7:48pm
London to introduce hi-speed walking lanes 0
Dumbnews 03.02.12 7:26pm
Huhne becomes England captain as Terry agrees to take his points. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 03.02.12 7:05pm
Chocolate Orange drops Terry as sponsor

Too obvious?...

hughesroland 03.02.12 6:58pm
'Don't tell the groom' TV show flops

A follow up to popular TV show ‘Don’t tell the bride’ has been cancelled after the first episode of ‘Don’t tell the groom’ failed to generate the same sort of emotional tension as the...

Vertically Challenged Giant 03.02.12 6:32pm
Barren Knights to be stripped of honours in novelty hit backlash 6
ronseal 03.02.12 5:57pm
The All New Jeni B
Goodwin hoped to have been stripped of 'Fred' 0
roybland 03.02.12 5:55pm
William Roache & Stephen Fry head celeb line-up for "Strictly Dad Dancing".

More bogling soon...

Al McHogan 03.02.12 4:40pm
Al McHogan
Cyclist apologises for 'obeying a red light'

A cyclist in Oxford has been forced to apologise for confusion caused to all other road users when he took the irresponsible decision to obey a red light. The chaos that ensued led to 3 cars being...

Perks 03.02.12 4:35pm
Woman marries her own house

Lancashire lass, Hilary Acacia Avenue (nee Bingham) from Blackburn, yesterday celebrated getting hitched to her 3 bedroom terraced house after only popping the question last December. Speaking...

Marko 03.02.12 4:25pm
Noel Edmonds hairstyle is the mane attraction on this weeks Antiques Roadshow 0
Marko 03.02.12 4:21pm
Little Miss Muffet to sue spider after falling off her tuffet 0
Marko 03.02.12 4:13pm
2-1 ! Lib Dems ecstatic about taking the lead in coalition resignations 0
Not Amused 03.02.12 3:48pm
Not Amused
Halal butcher accused of apostasy after converting to metric 0
jp1885 03.02.12 3:44pm
Woman Angry At Dermatologists Online Hate Campaign

A semi-reptilian pensioner with the ability to tear her own face off has hit out at a dermatologist-orchestrated online hate campaign. The image of the lady with the words “Dermatologists Hate This...

UnoEye 03.02.12 3:42pm
Huhne resigns to 'Spend more time with his cellmates' 0
antharrison 03.02.12 2:44pm
Liverpool fans to stop trading on the black market 0
charlies_hat 03.02.12 2:08pm
Grocer with low stock levels suspects his thyme is coming to an end 1
Smart Alex 03.02.12 1:54pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Govt. reveal that Huhne's wife has been Energy Secretary for the last 18 months 0
charlies_hat 03.02.12 1:33pm
Huhne gets wife to resign in his place. 0
MADJEZ 03.02.12 1:26pm
Huhne tried to give me his clubcard, claims Tesco shopper 0
medici2471 03.02.12 1:24pm
Huhne resigns, still protesting innocence: "I fell into a lifeboat" 0
Son of Barnabas 03.02.12 1:23pm
Son of Barnabas
Government minister says only smart-arse blacks to be allowed into the country

The government has today announced that immigrants will only be allowed into the country in future if they are able to command a salary of over £31000 per year. In a document entitled "How we...

ukvillafan 03.02.12 1:16pm
Huhne resigns to host new series of Pointless 0
medici2471 03.02.12 12:57pm
‘I’m Sensing You Know Someone Called Dave’ Predicts Country’s Top Psychic

The entire population of Britain was gripped by the amazing revelations of the UK’s top psychic in the TV event of the century last night. “The Mystic Mondo” (real name Raymond Grimes) amazed...

UnoEye 03.02.12 12:53pm
Midfield Diamond
Cast of Celebrity Big Brother 2011 discovered working as gypsy slaves in Sweden 4
cinquecento 03.02.12 12:42pm
Battle of sexes latest: women to stop waxing if men give up comb-overs

more after I've shaved my legs...

Clarky 03.02.12 12:16pm
Terry & Huhne to star in sit-com 1
Iscariot 03.02.12 12:10pm
Zadok the second
30th anniversary of Falklands War to be marked by William strafing Buenos Aires. 0
Al McHogan 03.02.12 11:25am
Al McHogan