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Fire in Custard Factory - Birds to Blame 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years
Green's conversion to Islam 'untimely' says Capello 3
edward hack 4 years

after American supporter smuggles minaret into stadium under jumper, 'He should have told us about it.I guess we will all be summoned to prayer now' muttered Capello,...

Fred Dinenage to show How to get an MBE 2
virtuallywill 4 years

Next week how to construct box girder bridges and irrigate the Sahara...

England Rugby League team win Handsomely. No-one notices. 2
Mr.3374 4 years
Daily Mail bursts after World-Cup pensioner fan jailed for having kiddie porn 1
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

Daily Mail bursts after World-Cup pensioner fan with cancer refused life-saving medication by the NHS and neglected by Haringuey Borough Council* jailed for having kiddie porn on the hard drive of...

Fans complain about no ads in Algeria vs. Slovenia game 0
Izziere 4 years

Bored BBC1 fans today sought the privatisation of the BBC after the public broadcaster failed to emulate ITV in interrupting a World Cup game with adverts. Fans were crying out for 90 minutes of...

Prince Harry called up for Ghana 0
Izziere 4 years

Windsor Castle was today described as 'over the fucking moon' after it was announced that Harry the Halfblood Prince had been called up to play for Ghana. The manager of the national team Milovan...

Southampton chef cooks receipe for disaster 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Redknapp turns down £3m tax-free job because there is 'no challenge' 0
Izziere 4 years

Harry Redknapp, mamager of Premier League's Tottenham Hotspur has, according to the News of the World, turned down an offer to manage Dubai's Al Ahli football club. Despite being offered a £3m...

40 yr old concedes 1986 self-compiled tape ‘Greatest Ever Songs’ was mis-titled 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Green claims 'the ball was too round' 0
SnailBiscuit 4 years

More World cup stories soon...

Sponsors cry foul after 'Download' festival hit by stay-at-home pirates. 0
MightyBlair 4 years

More soon, depending upon LAN speed...

'South East only Real England' declares Cameron 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'The West of England is OK, the North is out of the question. In terms of the UK - Wales, Scotland and NI are beyond the pale. 'I agree with this', said Lord Mandelson, 'and will do all I can to...

Defence chief steps down after failing to stop American goal. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

No more soon...

Americans put oil on the ball in BP revenge plot. Claims News of the World. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

More from our brave boys soon...

Robert Green admits his mother is Scottish 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
BO says BP stinks 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Stirrup not to remain in the saddle 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Big Brother house to be extended to the whole of the UK 1
Doc Cleating 4 years

Chief executives at Endemol, the light entertainment production company responsible for the reality TV show Big Brother, countered reports that the series will be axed with the announcement that from...

"Weekend" costs British economy £20 billion 0
Andrew 4 years

At 5pm on Friday afternoon, some 25 million British workers shut down their computers and left the office. They did not return to work for over two days. Economic experts are warning that this...

Good Pitch Baffles England. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

more Vuvuzela‎ on pages 4,5 8,9,10-24 and DVD...

Anti Social Behaviour Order on South Africa over Vuvuzela‎ 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

After several polite requests of 'Shut up we're trying to watch the match' were ignored South Africa got an ASBO as a noisy neighbour...

BP buy up 50 million unwanted England flags in effort to mop up oil spill 0
asborich 4 years
"Bring the boys home" is the cry... thats the football team, not the Army 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Actually, FA is what we'll win, the title has nothing to do with the sport.. 0
Mr.3374 4 years

Explains FA spokeman...

What I bought this week: ethical fashion for England Supporters 0
afternoonslow 4 years

Hair Shirt £286, Noir, EytieCoach.com, Single Boot, £329, Acne, half-arsedfootballers.com, Old Bag, £230, Carin Wester, SizzlingWags.co.uk, Africa Jumpsuit, £1 Green RoomFumbleBlunders.com,...

Cameron in Desperate Appeal to President Obama 6
afternoonslow 4 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has wished England good luck ahead of their first match today against the USA., Claiming to be an avid fan and supporter of the Beautiful Game, Mr Cameron said “I'm...

Special relationship game WILL be decided on penalties, Obama tells voters 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

The special relationship game between America and its colony Britain will be decided on penalties, the US president has promised Fox News. President Obama will preside over the penalties, in...

Green denies dropping ball to win Newsbiscuit 'Twat of the Week' comp. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

More implausible theories soon...

Cow's arse hit by banjo. More soon. 1
red 4 years

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