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Scientist’s wife says Big Bang is highly over rated. 1
Stan 4 years
Murdoch's Law discovered by space scientists 0
4ty2 4 years

The discovery of the fact that constants on which we base the laws of physics have been shown to be not constant in other parts of the Universe has been named Murdochs law in honour of the omnipotent...

US pastor to burn copy of Kerrang 2
Gary Stanton 4 years

US pastor and borderline head-the-ball, Terry Jones, has suspended plans to burn the Koran and, seeking compromise, has offered to set fire to a copy of popular heavy rock digest ‘Kerrang’ in its...

US pastor burns bridges 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Copies of the Koran to be pastor-ized. 1
MADJEZ 4 years
Colleen caught Rooney scrubbing fake tan off his genitals. 3
MADJEZ 4 years

Britains palest footballer was caught by his wife after he bedded two bright orange hookers. Other Premiership stars admitted to knowing of Rooney's Oompa-Loompa fetish. The Future's Orange.,...

Hague to launch Polari missile on Afghanistan 1
ChrisHarrison 4 years

Foreign Secretary, William Hague, has today announced the latest psy-ops initiative in the war on terror – the Polari. The missile is programmed to hover over its target and bewilder its enemies...

Urgent Coalition focus on reoffending as Blair mulls over a second volume 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Axe to be taken to public spending as no money for petrol for the chainsaw 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Victoria and Giles advised against travel to Florida 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Prince Edward suffers flashbacks as Windsor goes up in flames 0
ChrisHarrison 4 years
Burger King PR company accused of 'mincing their words' 0
pinxit 4 years
Dogma a Real Bitch 1
Luzanos 4 years
Sushi chef accused of fingering fish 5
arrghgarry 4 years
If God wanted us to have iPads, why does Microsoft exist? 2
Ostsee 4 years

Discuss. Answers on a postcard to Clive Synclair, c/o Dyson Suckmeups plc, Arbroath...

Essex man promises kids to burn effigy of a catholic 'sometime in November' 0
Ostsee 4 years
Army loses thousands of men to a Private collector. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Florida Pastor: "Now what am I going to do with all these Korans?" 0
jm 4 years
OED Scrambles To Redefine 'Hero' After Latest Derren Brown TV Show 1
Luzanos 4 years
Dick Cheney denies War on error ,we knew exactly what we were 0
arrghgarry 4 years

doing, Guv...

Dyslexic pervert entreprneur to open chain of Message centers 0
arrghgarry 4 years
79% of Populace Have No Idea What to Do In Hypothetical Situations 1
The Dudeman 4 years
Jones Admits to Failing R.E., Geography, and Public Speaking 0
The Dudeman 4 years

After a televised speech to the world at 23.05 GMT, Pastor Jones admitted to failing high-school R.E., Geography, Politics, and English. Jones was first caught out when he said 'the mosque on...

War on Terror Lost to Terror 5
The Dudeman 4 years
Gainesville branch of Waterstones reports record profits 0
jp1885 4 years
'Life' to Be First Personalised Reality Show 0
The Dudeman 4 years
Man with recipe for Perfect Brownies suspected of paedophilia. 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Capello to give up completely by 2012 5
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Hawking : Dawkins does not own "atheism" 5
simonjmr 4 years

The Science world has been thrown into turmoil by the recent much publicised spat between astro-physicist Dr Stephen Hawking and evolutionary biologist Dr Richard Dawkins. A tit-for-tat press battle...

Dawkins rubs his lucky rabbits foot as hopes for bumper sales for his new DVD. 0
Basil_B 4 years