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House of Lords a-peers to have gas supply

David Cameron has today announced a big discovery in the search for cheaper fuel. For many years now the price of fuel has been increasing to unaffordable levels. Over the same period, as the average...

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Perks 17.10.11 11:20am
Perks
Uproar as hardline headmaster bans child for having a piercing

When her five year old son Vandeleur was excluded from his kindergarten class merely for having a piercing, concerned mum Flangia Scrutter felt it was the final straw. "Little Vandy were proper set...

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Ironduke 17.10.11 8:00am
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Dale Farm to be honoured with "Royal" prefix. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 17.10.11 7:57am
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Adam & Eve still alive says Greek Pension Payment Office 1
witless 17.10.11 7:38am
writinginbsl
Gay bar free groping offer will reverse falling profits.....touch wood 1
Perks 17.10.11 7:37am
writinginbsl
Shanklin residents complain of "deafening silence" from Quaker Meeting House

I had a whole story to go with this, but I've forgotten what it was...

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JohnA 17.10.11 7:35am
writinginbsl
Global finance anarchists ask RBS and HSBC "Could we possibly use your loo?" 1
antharrison 17.10.11 7:34am
writinginbsl
Inaugural Dale Farmers Market "mostly potatoes" 5
charlies_hat 17.10.11 7:33am
writinginbsl
Government announces switch off of analogue power stations. 0
Ostsee 17.10.11 6:24am
Ostsee
Interest in airline grows as Branson and Stelios join to launch Easy Virgin. 10
Perks 16.10.11 9:46pm
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Electricity pylon design competition won by 'extended middle finger' concept

A competition to find Britain's next electricity pylon has been won by a design that reflects the customer's complex relationship with energy use. Drawing on organic influences and conveying a proud...

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16.10.11 9:13pm
JohnA
Commonwealth side roars into rugby world cup final 3
16.10.11 9:04pm
Ironduke
Sex Workers Protest Artificial Whore Moan Replacement 4
rikkor 16.10.11 7:59pm
arthurminnit
Curry headline made into a tikka 0
arthurminnit 16.10.11 7:52pm
arthurminnit
M&M's World, Happiest Place On Earth

I can't breathe. Not a metre into this place, and I can't breathe. The smog here is so suffocating that in under a minute I feel nauseous, I have minor stomach pains, and a slight headache. It's so...

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Comrade Tweed 16.10.11 7:50pm
arthurminnit
"Liam Fox is my imaginary friend" - Werritty

Adam Werritty has claimed that Liam Fox was an [i]imaginary [/i]friend. "I certainly didn't think he really existed. How could he?", said a confused Werritty. "I've sometimes felt a bit lonely on...

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apepper 16.10.11 7:04pm
apepper
bager cull rumoured to be a Ga Ga idea

in attempt to revive the fur trade so empoverished artists don't have to wear cloth made from beef but can wear some decent fur instead - and taste of lobster...

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4ty2 16.10.11 6:59pm
4ty2
Small independent bookshop sells book

Small independent bookshop Real Books yesterday sold a book, according to an unconfirmed report from the Small Independent Bookshops Association. Penny Wilson (76) said she was browsing in the...

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roybland 16.10.11 6:28pm
Le Creuset Fiend
Mumbai refuses to be twinned with Southall saying "we have standards to uphold" 0
witless 16.10.11 6:18pm
witless
State Pension age down to 40 as Health and Safety Executive disbanded

We were all living longer, or so they told us, so the State Pension age went further out of our grasp to the point where we might simply need it to pay for a nurse to pop round to wipe our bottoms....

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bootjangler 16.10.11 5:33pm
bootjangler
moshi monsters to be banned under the human rights act

as judges claim there is no right to laugh., Next case is to Ban Fox news as parody act on former UK polotician...

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4ty2 16.10.11 5:26pm
4ty2
It's Only a Paper Moon, says Renowned Physicist

A Nobel Prize winning physicist has astounded the world's science community by throwing doubts on the basic rules of the Cosmos and it's "furniture". "It's only a paper moon," announced Professor...

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Drylaw 16.10.11 4:51pm
nickb
Quack doctor boasts he gets great results that can not be replicated 0
Dumbnews 16.10.11 4:32pm
Dumbnews
CPRE to oppose growth of trees in rural areas

The Campaign to Protect Rural England is to oppose the growth of trees in the countryside.,  , 'These unsightly structures are increasingly an eyesore on the rural landscape,' said CPRE...

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roybland 16.10.11 4:10pm
roybland
Grocer voted Cambridge University Chancellor 0
roybland 16.10.11 2:50pm
roybland
England return victorious in World Cup of Dicking-About

Messages of congratulations have poured in for England’s Dicking-About team, which touched down earlier today at Heathrow following a successful World Cup campaign in New Zealand. Under the...

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SwissFamilyGobinson 16.10.11 2:42pm
SwissFamilyGobinson
Brent refuses to shelve libraries closure plan 0
roybland 16.10.11 1:43pm
roybland
Warburton banned for three weeks. Hovis set to capitalise 1
kga6 16.10.11 9:09am
kga6
Badger cull halted as top chef claims 'they taste like lobster'

Campaigners have welcomed a moratorium on badger culling, following Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's claims that the lumbering herbivores 'taste just like lobster.' The startling announcement was made...

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16.10.11 8:27am
arthurminnit
Rugby world cup shock; "someone who cares" is discovered

A shockwave has gone through the sporting world as a Mrs Johnson from Solihull has admitted she gives a small damn about the result of the rugby world cup...

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apepper 16.10.11 7:54am