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Radio 4 Broadcasts Smuggest Afternoon Play Ever

Champagne corks were popping in the Radio 4 studios, Hampstead, Islington and Notting Hill as Radio 4 broke the all time record for smugness with their middle class Environmentalist radio play...

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Quaz 19.07.11 11:15pm
ronseal
McIlroy ex girlfriend blames split on his swinging obsession 0
charlies_hat 19.07.11 11:10pm
charlies_hat
UKUncut's next stunt could be to occupy Grace Bros and bash up young Mr Grace

Following the success of the attack on Rupert Murdoch, speculation is rife over the next target for revolutionary fervour. Grace Brothers Department store has beefed up its security, in anticipation...

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ronseal 19.07.11 11:08pm
ronseal
Popular US proctologist "hasn't an enema in the world"

Thank you and goodnight...

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JohnA 19.07.11 10:28pm
JohnA
Eric Pickles complains of being “under-satirised”

Community Secretary Eric Pickles launched a scathing attack on the entertainment media, talking to constituents in Brentwood and Ongar yesterday. “I am constantly disappointed by the low levels of...

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nickb 19.07.11 10:05pm
Golgo13
Disgraceful Scenes at Phone Hacking Committee Meeting

It was to be the event of the political year today as finally a group of elected MPs got the chance to grill Rupert Murdoch and his son James on their stewardship of News International during the...

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Drylaw 19.07.11 9:14pm
Drylaw
New remote-igniting brooksack: perfect for weekend getaways

Do you feel the weight of the world news on your shoulders? Is the burden of proof too much to bear? Do you have a laptop that contains evidence that you lied to the Commons Select Committee? Well...

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19.07.11 9:11pm
brownpaperreporter
Agoraphobic gay; "scared to come out" 7
beau-jolly 19.07.11 8:21pm
FraserWords
Government To Issue Afghan Troops With Shaving Foam

Liam Fox has announced that rather than issuing troops with expensive guns and ammunition, in future British troops will be issued with shaving foam. Recent tests have shown how effective this new...

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Deimos 19.07.11 8:13pm
Deimos
Murdochs take revenge on foam attacker by publishing his voicemails 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 19.07.11 8:08pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Unexpected policy u-turn caused by 'problems with the steering committee'. 1
writinginbsl 19.07.11 8:05pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Wendi Deng to take on Wladimir Klitschko exclusively on Sky Sports. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 19.07.11 8:01pm
dominic_mcg
Rupert Murdoch admits to taking advice from a Mrs Heep.

pie, anyone?...

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writinginbsl 19.07.11 7:43pm
Drylaw
Murdoch attacker 'Disappointed by performance of revolving bow tie" 0
antharrison 19.07.11 7:23pm
antharrison
Ambrosia to sponsor future Murdoch interrogations 0
antharrison 19.07.11 7:21pm
antharrison
Norman Tebbit already in talks to play Murdoch in phone-hacking scandal movie 1
Leeboy007 19.07.11 5:32pm
Gay Agoraphobics find it difficult to come out 4
Iamthestig 19.07.11 4:07pm
beau-jolly
Murdoch to call Hannibal, Face and BA as surprise key witnesses

He loves it when a plan comes together...

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Leeboy007 19.07.11 4:05pm
DiY
Aged Australian confused by gentle probing. 0
DiY 19.07.11 4:01pm
DiY
Hackers improve The Sun’s website

Computer hackers have added to Rupert Murdoch’s misery by removing pornographic images from The Sun’s website and rewriting its articles in an unbiased fashion. Performing the kind of makeover...

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Christopher Frost 19.07.11 3:41pm
OllieP
Keyser Sose tears off Rupert Murdoch mask and says 'it was me all along!' 0
Leeboy007 19.07.11 3:29pm
Leeboy007
Large Canadian oak tree in talks to play Steven Seagal in movie biopic 0
Leeboy007 19.07.11 3:21pm
Leeboy007
NotW Whistle-blower may have been hacked to death

I see dead people...

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beau-jolly 19.07.11 3:10pm
writinginbsl
Tevez adds further insult with 80s mixtape answers

On-off Manchester City striker Carlos Tevez angered club officials yesterday after he refused to take his earphones off during a press conference. "Oh the night is my world," the striker declared,...

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f0zz 19.07.11 2:57pm
f0zz
Minister asserts 'Hacking badgers is completely different' 0
SpankyMonkey 19.07.11 1:27pm
SpankyMonkey
Murdoch undaunted as Commons grilling clashes with 'take your kid to work' day 0
f0zz 19.07.11 1:20pm
f0zz
Sir Cameron Macintosh premieres new musical "That's Not the Way to Do it!"

David Cameron and Rebekah Brooks have been chosen by theatre impresario, Sir Cameron Macintosh to star as Punch and Judy in his latest musical extravaganza “That’s Not the Way to Do it.” The...

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Dick Everyman 19.07.11 1:17pm
Dick Everyman
Ross Kemp says he now understands folly of asking Rebeccah Brooks...

‘did you get my voicemail?'...

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ianslat 19.07.11 1:13pm
ianslat
Covertly applied lubricant causes Klingon Empire to fall 1
SpankyMonkey 19.07.11 1:11pm
beau-jolly
Public Stunned As It Is Revealed that Rupert Murdoch Is Not From Norfolk

Late last night in the latest of a quite stunning sequence of announcements it has been revealed that, contrary to what many thought, Rupert Murdoch is actually from Australia and not from Norfolk....

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Deimos 19.07.11 12:57pm
Deimos