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Curse of Some Like It Hot Film Strikes Again as Third Major Star Dies 0
IABP 4 years

The curse associated with the film 'Some Like it Hot' has claimed its third major victim this morning. Tony Curtis passed away suddenly aged 85 years young. This comes hot on the heels of the deaths...

David Miliband will be broken up and sold as scrap, announces Labour leader 0
JayGee 4 years
UK Student Jumps off Humber Bridge after Roommate Secretly Films Him Studying 0
IABP 4 years

and streams it live on the internet...

BT plans biggest fibre rollout 0
riesler 4 years

for their most regular customers?...

Some like it hot star dies - may go to hell claims scorned lover 0
simonjmr 4 years
N Korean anger as Kim Jong Un plans surprise gap year 1
Gary Stanton 4 years

Widely regarded as Kim Jong Ill’s successor, Kim Jong Un has prompted a crisis on the Korean peninsula by announcing that he plans to take a gap year at a pivotal time for the Communist...

Parisians cheer home first non-doped competitor to finish 2010 Tour de France 2
Des Custard 4 years
'I Thought You Were Dead Already' Website Launched Today 19
IABP 4 years

A new website '' is to be launched today. It will have the names of famous people you thought had long died but who are in fact still breathing somewhere on the planet....

First Earth-like planet discovered in constellation Libra 0
Sinnick 4 years

Ever wondered why aliens don't contact us ?...

Isle of Wight hails new futuristic series The Flintstones 0
ianslat 4 years
Tour de France continues with annual tradition 0
riesler 4 years

as winner is accused of doping...

Arctic Land Grab Nations Disappointed By Lack of Actual Land 0
Ablative Fabsolute 4 years

“It’s all ice! And under the ice? Nothing. Just water!” said Vladimir Putin at a press conference yesterday. The visibly shocked Russian Prime Minister continued, “Why didn’t anybody...

Fox savages young government while it sleeps. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

"My door is always open," says David cameron...

"I'm still here" says Milliband sparking rumours of a Casey Affleck documentary 0
jm 4 years
Storms forecast for October 0
euanc 4 years

Andrew Marr advised to stay indoors as gales are forecast for the first week of October...

7000 complaints a day lodged against banks... 0
be reasonable 4 years

'That's 7000 more than we care about', say banks...

Fashion Writer ostracised for writing something that actually made sense. 0
afternoonslow 4 years

It was just before full-moon on a chilly September night in Paris when Suzy Menkes, the International Herald Tribune's influential fashion editor, realised the full horror of her situation., The day...

David miliband to accept Camerons offer to coalesce with the coalition 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Blackpool renamed 'Blackpo0.1' in bid to become Britain's first decimal place 5
dicky37 4 years

[More metric mirth soon]...

UB40 Claim Musical Spray Lube Oil Award 0
mugwump 4 years
British prostitution facing hard times after announcement of Rooney injury 3
SingingHinny 4 years

Britain’s prostitution industry has been shaken to its knees by the news that an injured Wayne Rooney is expected to be out of action for three weeks. Rooney allegedly used the services of a...

Daily Express reveals newly found letters spell DiaNA 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Israel Palestine Talks 'Keep Covering Same Ground'. More Soon. 4
Ablative Fabsolute 4 years

More sooner or later...

Government cut backs finally affect the royals as Queen loses her rolls and has 0
Basil_B 4 years

to carry her own carpet around with her.(check out the link) ...

Modern way to a man's heart 'keyhole incisions between ribs' says top surgeon 2
QorbeQ 4 years
Need to fund that £750 a day habit? 2
ramblesnake 4 years

Kray Day Loans are here to help. We’ll give anyone up to £750 to buy their drug of choice they can no longer live without. Unlike other unscrupulous lenders, we give a full day, YES! a whole 24...

David Miliband "relieved" he'll finally get chance to run a pub in Abegavenny. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Nick Parke demands royalties for Ed Wallace Miliband success 0
Basil_B 4 years

Parke's also looking carefully at the progress of Gromit aka Margaret Beckett...

David Miliband denies quitting front-bench for better throwing angle. 0
SingingHinny 4 years

David Miliband has denied quitting front-line politics so that he can throw stuff at his younger brother from the back benches. Mr. Miliband announced his decision to retire from the shadow cabinet...

Telegraph readers claim leaked letters are worth triple in Scrabble 1
Ian Searle 4 years