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Gloria Gaynor in head on car collision shock.

The popular 70's singer Gloria Gaynor was recovering in hospital last night from a car collision. Gaynor was said to be comfortable. Her relatives left the hospital early this morning and spoke with...

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wilkieone 13.04.12 3:05pm
bonjonelson
Kim Jong-un first man on the moon

Our beloved government is proud to announce our successful rocket launch, and that our beloved leader Kim Jong-un has safely landed on the moon. Today North Korea has made history, as Kim Jong-un is...

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Mr_Johno 13.04.12 2:18pm
Charity begins at HMRC 1
13.04.12 2:18pm
Kramaring
Resurgence of blue hedgehog as UK experiences sonic boom 0
beau-jolly 13.04.12 2:13pm
beau-jolly
Apple Creates New Dessert

Taking as their motto “every problem is an opportunity”, culinary-minded boffins at Apple have used the latest iPad’s notorious tendency to overheat to create a new product: the iPud. In the...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 13.04.12 1:38pm
weematt
Plane crash kills all 377 on board, including everyone in Row 13 0
Oxbridge 13.04.12 1:06pm
Oxbridge
North Korean Top Brass desperately seek ZX81 owner

North Korean Minister of Defense, Kim Ho Lau has blamed the wobbly bit that connects the external RAM drive to the ZX81 for the catastrophic failure of the long range missile trial earlier today. ...

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Crippen 13.04.12 12:40pm
Crippen
Prime Minister's visit to Burma sparks off more panic buying of fuel

. thankyou for setting me thinking custard cream...

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Scronnyglonkle 13.04.12 11:59am
Scronnyglonkle
Prime Minister Visit to Burma - Et cetra, et cetra, et cetra!

[i]Reuters - 13 April 2012. Rangoon.[/i] David Cameron, on a visit to Burma, spoke to the press after a meeting with pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi in Rangoon. "When I sit, you sit. When I...

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custard cream 13.04.12 11:54am
custard cream
Scotland Yard to seek devolution from Metropolitan Police Force 0
Scronnyglonkle 13.04.12 11:50am
Scronnyglonkle
North Korea blame foreign milk bottle for rocket failure

More to follow...

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apepper 13.04.12 11:36am
apepper
Some people are gay. Run over them.

An advert encouraging London buses to run over gay people waiting at bus stops and using zebra crossings has been pulled by TfL., Core Issues Trust, the organisation behind the advert say that...

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Gerontius 13.04.12 11:20am
DiY
1st class stamps rationed to one book per full tank of petrol

says Royal Mail who have placed restrictions on the sale of 1st Class to beat price rises...

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Laughingstock 13.04.12 11:12am
Laughingstock
North Korean scientists 'given a rocket' after unsuccessful test. 0
MADJEZ 13.04.12 11:06am
MADJEZ
Everest windows set to relocate to UK

After a long battle trying to find a suitable property, Everest windows are set to move their operation from base camp Nepal to the Ben Nevis Industrial Estate, Fort William. The move has been...

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Iamthestig 13.04.12 10:48am
Iamthestig
Local tax payers riot at influx of foreign duty in British Virgin Isles

The tranquility of an idyllic corporate tax haven has been shattered after local rioted in protest at the influx of foreign tax payers. Local complain they can't make a contribution to schools and...

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ronseal 13.04.12 10:39am
ronseal
Gay cure posters removed from London Buses, after protest from Miserable people 0
Iamthestig 13.04.12 10:37am
Iamthestig
New suburban housing trend identifed as Mock Solar

If you can't afford the investment of a 28 metre photo-voltaic generator and don't understand feed-in tariffs, there's an exciting new option. New Mock Solar solar panels add thousands to your house...

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ronseal 13.04.12 10:27am
ronseal
Daily Mail sales suffer due to bricklash 0
simonjmr 13.04.12 10:16am
simonjmr
German incest couple lose appeal: To seek asylum in Norfolk 2
weematt 13.04.12 10:15am
DiY
Jealous middle-aged Frenchman shoots Brick-layer 1
Yikes 13.04.12 10:13am
DiY
North Korea blames reliance on UK technology for rocket failure 0
simonjmr 13.04.12 10:04am
simonjmr
PHD students to investigate Sarah Jessica Parker syndrome

PHD students from Bristol university today have applied for funding to formally investigate "Sarah Jessica Parker syndrome" - a medical condition that is known to afflict at least on woman, but may...

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simonjmr 13.04.12 10:03am
simonjmr
Life long underacheiver finally named underachiever of the year 6
simonjmr 13.04.12 9:41am
writinginbsl
Self-explanatory lettuce launched. Cos. 1
nickb 13.04.12 9:39am
writinginbsl
Refusing to serve customers who are on the phone 'standard policy for us' say BT

BT has refuted suggestions that a Norwich coffee shop's newly introduced policy, of refusing to serve customers while they're on the phone, is breaking new ground. 'Refusing to provide customer...

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Qoxiivi 13.04.12 9:37am
writinginbsl
North korea confirms testing weapons of mass self destruction. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 13.04.12 9:36am
writinginbsl
Naked man who invaded pitch and assaulted several players had vicious streak 1
weematt 13.04.12 9:34am
writinginbsl
Standard Fireworks deny any involvement in North Korean space programme 3
Scronnyglonkle 13.04.12 9:33am
writinginbsl
New research suggests Badgers responsible for Titanic sinking

The countryside alliance today published a research paper which appears to prove that far from being sunk by an Iceberg, The Titanic was, in fact scuppered by the actions of Badgers on their way to...

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Bismarck 13.04.12 9:32am
writinginbsl