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France veil arrest woman unmasked as Noel Edmonds in Gotcha return 0
Midnight Dreary 4 years
US to airdrop sachets of hallucinogenic Nescafé into Iran. 2
Qoxiivi 4 years

The US administration is to harness the well-documented arsehole-usurping efficacy of hallucinogenic beverages in an attempt to overthrow the Iranian regime, say sources close to the White House....

Superglue is “just glue” says Professor Brian Cox 0
FoxyCoxy 4 years

The New Voice of Science today announced that Cyanoacrylate, the “adhesive” discovered over 60 years ago by Kodak, was nowhere near as good as it was cracked up to be. “For a start, about the...

Record archivists find old recording of George Best singing... 0
deskpilot3 4 years

Fifty ways to leave your liver...

Will Mellor to receive BAFTA lifetime achievement award. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Tory voters use Factor 50 to ward off AV rays. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Nick Clegg's photo replaced by Osama Bin Laden's on election leaflets 1
John Wiltshire 4 years

The Sheffield branch of the Lib Dems (aka Frank Skittlewaite) has decided to replace photos of Nick Clegg with that of Osama Bin Laden on their election leaflets, as they believe it will give them...

'Schools sterotyping girls' says Ofsted hunk 0
antharrison 4 years
Gillian Duffy held under Dangerous Dogs Act 0
Milo Shame 4 years

After her second mauling of a high level politician, Gillian Duffy has been captured by the NSPCA and it is anticipated she will be put to sleep in the coming days. Although Duffy has been known as...

GoCompare deny they are "compensating for something" with annoying ad campaign 0
Batmankoff 4 years


Lady Gaga off key... 0
be reasonable 4 years

nothing new there. More soon...

Bigfoot denies newest sighting, "I do not exist stop looking for me..." 1
Batmankoff 4 years

more to follow...

Inflation down 0
Fatface 4 years

Just doesn't sound right. Less soon...

Patrick 19
Pinhead 4 years

Moore soon...

Foreign Secretary 'surprised' 0
Fatface 4 years

at the rest of NATOs lack of appetite for the pointless, expensive, poorly judged allied action in Libya which has prolonged a conflict which would have already been over with fewer loss of lives and...

Dylan banned from China after performing 'Ai WeiWei 61 Revisited' in Beijing... 3
Skylarking 4 years

More soon after this tasty harmonica solo (Skwwwwwwwwwwallll.)...

Fulham rivals Chelsea unveil plans for Gary Glitter statue 4
Qoxiivi 4 years

In a bid to trump Fulham’s controversial Michael Jackson statue, Chelsea owner, Roman Abramovich, has today announced plans for a Gary Glitter statue at Stamford Bridge. Although designs are still...

Spent day twittering shite then billed client two grand says social media guru 7
ronseal 4 years

A social media guru has lifted the lid on the world of new media communications with a tweet by tweet account of a typical working day...

Gordon Brown's old kit bag still resides at Number 10 0
Screenie 4 years

'It was simply too full to move' explained Mr Cameron, 'we're currently using it as a dining table.'...

Bercoe Barred From Parliament..... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.."It's a travesty of justice!" he exclaims...

Cambridge win boat race... 2
riesler 4 years

following re-count using alternative boat system...

Basketball match stopped by police after tip-off. More soon. 0
MC One R 4 years
Perturbed Poppins set to take on Frost in world's first nanny-off 2
Screenie 4 years

The world's most famous Nanny, Mary Poppins, is furious at 'Supernanny' Jo Frost's self imposed title. 'Supernanny?' she questioned incredulously, 'She's usually carrying around a massive bag, but...

Drama in the Lake District as a family from Manchester kidnap an alpaca 0
Basil_B 4 years

News from the Lake District today reported the rather bizzare theft of a alpaca from an alpaca farm just outside Penrith in Cumbria., The alpaca was taken by a family on a day visit to the farm from...

Thousands combust as giant fiery sky-ball manifests overhead. 0
Worth 4 years
Nick Clegg celebrates "Liberal party flight of fancy" ahead of local elections 0
simonjmr 4 years
Celebritiy Community Split Over AV 1
thisisall1word 4 years
Fortune Magazine profiles the Finger Point 50 - the planet's top blame shifters 0
ronseal 4 years
Michael O'Leary to become Manchester United's consultant speech therapist 1
Griffin 4 years
Level 42 reunion tour of Japan sparks mass evacuation 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years