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Beautiful aroma of bacon on Tube was actually suicide 1
William Dilkes 4 years

Passengers enjoying the sweet, sweet smell of bacon at Finsbury Park Underground station this morning were horrified to discover it was really the body of a suicide victim cooked by the high voltage...

IPCC not to launch inquiry into the inquiry that didn't actually happen... 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

The Independent Police Complaints Commission has responded robustly by beating and detaining reporters who asked questions about the supposed inquiry into the inquiry that the IPCC now says never...

Isle of Wight residents demand deadline for Norman withdrawal 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Shock as Capello rules Sir Stanley Matthews out of England future plans. 3
Stan Laurel 4 years
Edinburgh Comedy Festival to be re-named Fringe-Ex in brand strategist takeover 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

The Edinburgh Fringe Festival is to embrace its trade show status, OOPS BETTER DO THIS LATER...

Bin Laden’s former cook to serve porridge 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Sequel being filmed: "End it like Beckham". More soon. 3
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
"Fine Arts Students": Tories propose new law. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Iraqi girl "not ready" for US pull-out 0
scooooter 4 years
Stella cast assembled for new Shit-Brit-Gang-Flick 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Guy Richie has assembled what has been as a Stella cast of beer boys, geezers and badly advised actors, for what could be the ultimate in the inexplicably popular new genre of Shit Brit Gang Flicks.,...

BAA ballot guy loses it after ballot box opened before voting comes to a stop 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Geneaologist reveals Jesus was 'not son of God, possibly nephew' 3
dicky37 4 years

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Lucas confesses original Chewbacca casting decision was 'just a wookie mistake' 0
dicky37 4 years

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Beckham too old for England, Posh still in with a chance 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
'Becks is showing the first signs' sobs Posh 'I'm at my twits end' 1
Griffin 4 years
Voyeuristic pervert 'just people watching', judge told 0
jp1885 4 years
Cow cloning having profound impact on Northern men's language 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years

"T'aint reet" says Bill "I needs to know what I can and cant call t'wife now. Silly old moo is now silly old clone, Daft Cow, daft clone. T'aint reet, just t'aint Fookin cow pats are all identical...

“Shewees” the answer to modern policing 3
hero2zero 4 years

Chief Constable, Julie Spence has ordered £3,000 pounds worth of “Shewees,” a device allowing her WPCs to pee upstanding, presumably she will expect her officer to adopt the Shogun philosophy...

Political correctness gone 'into condition that affects one in three people' 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Bin Laden chef famous for his explosive recipes 0
Dumbnews 4 years
The numbers up for Bingo addicts 0
BlackAndroid 4 years

More and more men are living with a shameful secret. Dave a burly mechanic from Tooting South London has been living a lie for years;, ‘Before I met Annette, in the good old days I used to go out...

New PR Company launched 0
AlexR 4 years

Hayward and Capello announce plans to launch new PR company. More soon...

Physicians warn that not eating an apple a day will kill you 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Weather forecasters hope for speedy breakthrough in autumnism test 0
ramblesnake 4 years
Flanimals sue Ricky Gervais for not making them funny enough... 0
deskpilot3 4 years

More soon. If you like. Whatever...

Prime Minister vows to fight new hospital superbug... 0
deskpilot3 4 years

using all the community resources and voluntary groups at his disposal. Prime Minister Cameron said today that "simply spending money on drugs, hygiene or patient care would be an admission of...

Ginger people become 18% more attractive as tans go out of fashion 1
la maga 4 years
Failed dieter admits her portion control consisted of buying ever bigger plates 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Newscasters all opt for butchers rather than seas to depict 'choppy recovery' 0
la maga 4 years
Lavatory humour on the way out 0
PluckyMunky 4 years