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New talent show for people who only dance when they're pissed

In an effort to attract a broader audience, the BBC unveiled its latest talent show this week. Aware that most men only consider dancing after a minimum of 12 units of alcohol, the new show is aimed...

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31.05.11 11:06am
Barnsley swearing ban leaves foul-mouthed speechless

A ban on swearing in Barnley city centre has rendered some residents literally speechless.,  , 'Fuck me', said Jim Wilcox (82), 'I've been fuckin' 'effin and blindin' in Barnsley city centre since...

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roybland 30.05.11 3:33pm
roybland
Daily Mail warns Shoesmith pay-out will push Britain into 1929 depression

The Daily Mail says that the £2.5 billion that social services boss Sharon Shoesmith hopes to get in compensation for her sacking over the Baby P case could plunge Britain into a 1929 scale...

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roybland 30.05.11 4:02pm
Golgo13
Removed 4
mongeese 30.05.11 5:05pm
bonjonelson
Female copper butterfly 'avoids sex by marrying.'

No more soon. Or ever...

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Mr Payne 30.05.11 5:11pm
Mr Payne
Ambassador for the game expelled after being unmasked as spy

One of football's top Ambassadors for the Game has been kicked out, triggering a series of tit for tat expulsions, after he was allegedly caught spying. er...

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ronseal 30.05.11 12:22pm
ronseal
Discrimination against posh bastards on increase, claims posh bastard

Discrimination against posh people is on the increase, according to Lord Fellowes, Downton Abbey creator and ghastly snob. And the evidence supports Fellowes’ argument. He points out that of the...

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roybland 30.05.11 1:42pm
Golgo13
Vikings cleared of rape and pillage by FA inquiry

Following the success of his inquiry into FIFA corruption, Lord Triesman has been commissioned to conduct a series of internal investigations into embarrassing scandals. Among the organisations...

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ronseal 30.05.11 10:52am
ronseal
NHS to contain binge drinking problem by installing pubs in A&E 2
ronseal 30.05.11 11:51am
ronseal
Gaddafi survives assassination attempt as Spanish cucumber sent in post. 0
MADJEZ 30.05.11 9:18am
MADJEZ
Repeat news: Ball passes between sticks. Some foreign men very happy. Some not.

Fashion sale: 11 chokers, unused. Contact AF at box No. 3-1, Manchester...

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be reasonable 30.05.11 8:31am
be reasonable
Corrupt officials form their own union, THIEFA 0
ronseal 30.05.11 8:13am
ronseal
Sesame Street left-wing bias 'caused Big Bird to fly in circles' 0
30.05.11 8:12am
Vigilante group of News Of The World readers attack courgettes 5
charlies_hat 30.05.11 9:59am
rickwestwell
Salad Days over for the humble cucumber 0
charlies_hat 30.05.11 8:04am
charlies_hat
Media exaggerations set to double by 200% 4
Nick McCarr 30.05.11 8:09am
Golgo13
Germany/France: Ecoli outbreak 'nothing to do with the cucumbers up our arses.' 0
SingingHinny 29.05.11 11:52pm
SingingHinny
Volcano Lands a Three-Picture Deal… Grimsvotn Signed To Erupt with Laughter

An obscure Icelandic mountain has captured the imagination of Hollywood executives. The volcano Grimsvotn has been signed by a major studio to star in three feature films scheduled to be produced...

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mbalton 30.05.11 5:40am
Nick McCarr
Cucumber fear spreads to Eton, Harrow and Chaterhouse Schools. More soon.

See me in my room after Vespers, boy. Bring some bread and warm butter...

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Al OPecia 30.05.11 5:01pm
Al OPecia
Twitter writers' names revealed by Wikileaks. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 29.05.11 9:39pm
Al OPecia
Flick sick, pans sans one, legs (& co) split

no more dancing later...

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virtuallywill 29.05.11 8:09pm
virtuallywill
Charles warns of deadly cucumber strike on UK

A cucumber and asparagus attack on the UK as serious as a nuclear strike, could be imminent according to a new warning from Prince Charles.,  , The Prince, who often converses with plants, said...

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roybland 29.05.11 7:27pm
roybland
Indignant F1 Stewards accuse Lewis Hamilton of 'Playing the Race Car' 2
pinxit 02.06.11 2:00pm
pinxit
Deadly cucumbers undetectable from ordinary ones

http://i1003.photobucket.com/albums/af156/percyweller/cucumber.jpg...

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virtuallywill 29.05.11 3:19pm
virtuallywill
Malta to divorce Gozo

Comino later...

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virtuallywill 29.05.11 6:54pm
mr blue
Top travelling, scripture-reciting Hindu mendicant hailed as 'crazy mutha fakir' 0
ronseal 29.05.11 2:29pm
ronseal
Removed. Done before. 0
Ostsee 29.05.11 2:24pm
Ostsee
Bite sized crusty loaf hailed as 'outstanding roll model' 1
ronseal 29.05.11 4:01pm
saltire
Bondage fetishists back gagging orders 0
Crow 29.05.11 12:08pm
Crow
UK blasts 'uncaring' US after Obama hails historic relationship with Poland

UK diplomats have asked for urgent reassurances from their American counterparts after news reports that US President Barack Obama has 'rekindled' the close relationship between Poland and the USA. ...

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rickwestwell 29.05.11 1:51pm
rikkor