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BBC news proof-reader detained for questioning about 2,003 murders 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Theft of BBC laptops actually just one but repeated 146 times 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Tory minister suggests milk from cloned cows be given to under-5’s to save money 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Oh Is There Not One Toady Here...... - 23567 186
afternoonslow 4 years

From the first three pages of the [s]Cringing Flunkies[/s] Chat Room, at random;, F Mary Evans, offline, Member, Well done Ricky boy! Super FP, crack a few more off and let's see you in the...

Forelock tugging to be included in History syllabus 2
ramblesnake 4 years

for 12 year olds whose mummy and daddy can't afford to send them to a proper school...

Hewlett packard boss Mark Hurd incorrectly prepositions female contractor 2
arrghgarry 4 years

and quits with sex probe ...

Duchess of York to auction herself off to avoid bankruptcy. 2
the coarse whisperer 4 years

Tallow rendering factory expresses interest...

Arizona Catholics boycott scotch communion wine. Alaska to follow soon. 1
Ostsee 4 years
Abbott to leave Labour seeking 'a party with a happy atmosphere' 6
dicky37 4 years

[More soon]...

University findings prove Derek Acorah probably wont go to hell. 0
BlackAndroid 4 years

The Christian faith has been rocked today by startling evidence that ghost’s and the spirit world do not exist, and it’s thrown questionable doubt over the religions belief system. Universities...

Rod Hull’s Emu return’s to TV Aerial erection business – claims no ‘arm in it 1
ironbridgeboy 4 years

just the headline...

Terry Wogan admits to miming 'Floral Dance' 2
riesler 4 years
Small iceberg 'the size of whales' breaks from glacier. 2
riesler 4 years
Pakistani Tourist board say "with one thing and another its been a bad week" 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

floods, murdered tourists, support for Taliban and the cricket team .. but we do have a beach!...

No 10 rejects child milk cut idea, but will steal dinner money from smaller kids 3
virtuallywill 4 years

Big society, rich bullys...

French, galled that military intervention in Africa went unnoticed, plan UK coup 2
la maga 4 years
Emaciated pockmarked homeless addict still sure heroin makes him Burrough's heir 0
la maga 4 years
Macdonalds is proud to announce new to it's range of world burgers . 3
mrlemoncurry 4 years

Macdonalds is proud to present the next burger in it attempts to bring the varied flavours of the world to Great Britain ., [u]The Pakistan Burger :[/u], Two all beef patties infiltrated in between...

Duchess of York had 10,000 men 0
ramblesnake 4 years

revelations should clear debts with enough left over to keep me going till Christmas, says Fergie...

Duchess of York doing everything to avoid bankruptcy say her full time team 0
virtuallywill 4 years

press release and book later...

Under-fives devastated that free milk scheme is to continue 1
roybland 4 years
Twitter revolution ensures news of Japan's warm summer reaches outside world 5
Golgo13 4 years

As easy as it is to mock Twitter and the millions of sad, needy users who seek to validate their meaningless existences by slavishly following the illusion of proximity to witty celebrities, while...

Valley of Jordan claims latest victim as gynaecologist falls to death. 6
SingingHinny 4 years

The mother of a gynaecologist who was examining the nether-regions of Katie Price has spoken of her devastation after her son was swallowed by the glamour model’s cavernous front-bottom. ‘We just...

Employee sacked for entering the words 'you can' into English > Dutch translator 4
pinxit 4 years
Disability benefit cheat filmed jazz dancing sentenced to swing 5
rickwestwell 4 years
Scousers : Even we don't understand a word comedian John Bishop says. 3
MADJEZ 4 years

Liverpool's population admit 'He's not one of ours, we have no idea where he comes from.' Embarrassed BBC executives reveal they had just assumed he was a scouser, although they didn't actually...

Panasonic to build plasma TV targeted at parents 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Following recent complaints that their latest 'NeoPDP' plasma televisions attract more small smudgy fingerprints than they used to, electronics giant Panasonic has decided to specifically target the...

Pakistan flood victims exasperated by ‘it never rains but its pours ‘ pun ! 0
BlackAndroid 4 years
Disagreement about acceptibility of the word 'cunt' mars otherwise good date 3
la maga 4 years
Pakistan cricket team pray for rain 0
roybland 4 years