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Clegg refuses to believe that a referendum is first past the post. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Public sector menace 1
one against the world 4 years

The government and leading scientific experts have agreed that the public sector is a bigger threat to the planet than climate change and if left unchecked will be the end of all humanity...

Cuts of up to 40% likely to be cut by up to 40% as opposition mounts 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
'He's physically aroused by public service cutbacks', Samantha reveals, too late 0
la maga 4 years
BBC to publish salaries in three bands: Incredible–Unbelievable–Graham Norton 4
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Grammar pedant cursed by which. 1
riesler 4 years
Planck telescope confirms oldest light in the universe is red 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Names! A big problem in serious illness? 7
hero2zero 4 years

It appears that names can play a big part in serious illness, Sam FOX has suspected rabies, it is alleged that Ruth BADGER has TB, Sandra Bullock? Foot & Mouth? Medical teams are standing by,...

Plank reveals spectacular ski 1
andhrimnir 4 years
Analogy 101 ,The new Biology course that is the rage flaming through the 0
arrghgarry 4 years

the deep south and mid west states ,who are we kidding the fucking redneck states This course is mainly aimed at young Republicans that want to wait for proper sexual relations on their wedding...

Fellatio Tax would be "a blow for the whole economy" claim critics 0
LittleSpender 4 years
Critics Question Existence Of Messi 0
jmcl 4 years

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Nadal weaker than Murray on slighted-melted bitumen, claim experts 0
Gary Stanton 4 years

Arse-picking Wimbledon Champion, Rafa Nadal, would likely lose a rematch against Andy Murray, if it was played on a surface of melting tar, according to experts. Tennis chiefs believe such...

NY man blows off arm with fireworks. Couldn't get to gun in time says NRA 1
Ostsee 4 years
Lockerbie Bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi or Lockerbie bomber for short 4
arrghgarry 4 years

says the Doctor who examined him was absolutely fucking shite.However, having said that he thinks bygones should be bygones .If he had been any good I would be working my way through a line of 72...

Fans upset at "I'm just a bad actor not a vampire" Pattinson confession 0
simonjmr 4 years
Carnage as old women fight to pay cafe bill 4
Oxbridge 4 years

The centre of Stourbridge remains sealed off after the massacre that took place when sisters Betty Green and Pat Bonsall both tried to pay their lunch bill in Alberto's Cafe in the High Street...

Planck telescope discovers it doesn't exist 0
ramblesnake 4 years

can't find itself on any of the photos it's taken of the universe...

Tony Blair wins US peace prize. Satire found dead in hotel room. 1
Ludicity 4 years
Nationwide reluctant to re-possess England team due to resale value fear 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
England's new sponsor to be 1
Catch25 4 years

New shirt design to feature company logo...

Leaked government paper reveals benefit/spend analysis plan. 1
hero2zero 4 years

The proposed system forces all benefits to be issued as credit on a “Consumer benefits account,” all spending allowed only against a commodity-specific Debit Card, no cash transactions allowed,...

Steve Jobs goes to the toilet to do a number 2 but actually looks more like a 1 4
arrghgarry 4 years

them it occurs to him if a small portion breaks off he could have the i shit on his hands .Would he be able to even more i crap to an already saturated market...

After giving Blair peace prize, U.S. seeks to extradite Brian Haw for war crimes 0
rickwestwell 4 years
M62 traffic chaos caused by plastic arm found near hard shoulder. 1
Ian Searle 4 years
Steve Jobs claims 'iPhone would have better signal under A.V. system' 0
euankitson 4 years
Cristiano Ronaldo 'proud father' as baby takes first steps, dribbles and dives 0
Ludicity 4 years
Wedding breaks out at Alex Reid's latest fight. 2
Ian Searle 4 years
Man admits joining 'Relationship site' just to get a shag. 5
MADJEZ 4 years

Female members of the eHormoney computer dating site were shocked by the revelation that unscrupulous males are giving inaccurate answers in order to obtain sex with lonely gullible women. One man...

Teaching standards "Not as good as what they should be" says report 10
rickwestwell 4 years

A report commissioned to examine the standard of teaching in Britain's schools has reached the scathing conclusion that "teachers are not as good as what they should be", and that "much more must,...