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Tributes flood in for Ian Brunel, Britain's most inventive hedge fund speculator

Tributes have continued to pour in for Ian Brunel, the recently passed hedge fund speculator who has done more to shape our lives than any man in recent history. Famed for his ability to push a loop...

23.11.11 10:39am
Green graffiti cleaner loses position with Isle of Wight Council

Derek Johnson, at one stage dubbed a green pioneer for his work with natural cleaning products, has been made redundant after his lemon juice inspired rapid response graffiti cleaning services proved...

fernandomando 23.11.11 9:05am
Ex-pat Brits returning from Oz 'due to lack of conviction' 0
Runestone Cowboy 23.11.11 7:32am
Runestone Cowboy
Man dies after overdose of moderation 1
Nick McCarr 23.11.11 3:44am
iPhone 4S recall notice issued after Siri app develops attitude problem

Apple have been forced to recall thousands of units of the iPhone 4S after complaints from users that the Siri app had become unhelpful, rude, and in extreme cases, had called in anonymous tips about...

Vertically Challenged Giant 23.11.11 12:05am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Ofcom investigate X factor over illegal promotion of algebra 4
charlies_hat 22.11.11 11:22pm
Smart Alex
Mervyn King Latest: "Reduce inflation to solve mass unemployment. Also gravity," 0
Ablative Fabsolute 22.11.11 9:53pm
Ablative Fabsolute
Bishop [insert name] apologises for child sex abuse in Diocese of [insert area]

more multiple purpose apologies soon (maybe longer sub later)...

dvo4fun 22.11.11 9:49pm
Mobile phone companies to offer simplified pricing for an additional fee 0
Dumbnews 22.11.11 9:08pm
Consumers shocked to learn no new smartphone released today 0
Dumbnews 22.11.11 9:00pm
Queen to speak on Blatter : Nation holds its breath 2
Drylaw 22.11.11 7:47pm
Surprise witnesses at Leveson Inquiry as Coogan calls A-ha 0
grumblechops 22.11.11 6:30pm
C of E to adopt gospel according to John Lewis this Christmas

In a surprise announcement the head of the Church of England has announced that the church is to formally re-write its Christmas story. Dr Rowan Williams told the assembled media at a press...

button 22.11.11 6:23pm
Girlfriend disappointed as Andy Murray pulls out with groin strain 1
medici2471 22.11.11 6:02pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Thinnest material known to man discovered in TV sitcoms

A furious row has broken out over the whereabouts of the thinnest material in the known universe. ‘It’s in the final series of the geriatric TV sitcom ‘Last of the Summer Wine’’ a...

Clarky 22.11.11 6:01pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Jaws drop at Inquiry: "Knowing me Lord Leveson, knowing you, Steve Coogan. Aha!"

More after the traffic...

Le Creuset Fiend 22.11.11 5:58pm
Le Creuset Fiend
Bins rifled in search for "I,Partridge" xmas gifts 0
medici2471 22.11.11 4:57pm
Muslim outrage as Salvation Army to take control in Egypt 0
medici2471 22.11.11 4:32pm
China dog in ongoing graveside vigil found to be "ornament" 1
grumblechops 22.11.11 3:49pm
Rest of World unites to play pranks as USA takes a rare day's vacation

As the World’s workaholic, demanding and occasionally po-faced boss takes a rare day off work to eat an extra Christmas dinner and do some Thanksgiving, put-upon nations and organisations have...

Des Custard 22.11.11 3:31pm
Des Custard
Occupy Wall Street protestors reject food aid for not being organic 0
Dumbnews 22.11.11 3:27pm
New Jonathan Ross scandal after interview with Ian Rankin

Controversial broadcaster, Jonathan Ross has been embroiled in another scandal following an interview with well-known novelist Ian Rankin...

apepper 22.11.11 3:11pm
David Blunkett's dog retires to a farm in the Peak District 0
simonjmr 22.11.11 2:59pm
Griffen admits BNP "divided over Rihanna."

Nick Griffen, the leader of the British National Party has admitted that the party is “deeply divided” and “in crisis” following a meeting with members to decide the party’s official policy...

SingingHinny 22.11.11 2:57pm
Breaking News: Engineer called. 8
Perks 22.11.11 2:04pm
Lingerie industry nervous after rumours Wonderbra could go bust 1
CJWorkman 22.11.11 1:59pm
Gadaffi's son to stand trail on 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' 0
Ian Searle 22.11.11 1:58pm
Ian Searle
Press claims of innocence ‘are fuelled by hatred of the truth’

The Metro has been accused of spreading ‘smears’ against ordinary people because of it’s ‘hatred of the general public’. The furious tabloid accused hacking victims of being ‘bullies’...

Ian Searle 22.11.11 1:57pm
Ian Searle
Ofsted: "Satisfactory schools just not satisfactory". Gove consults dictionary. 0
dvo4fun 22.11.11 1:57pm
Ofcom investigate Ozzy Osbourne's "Love and Hate" aftershave advertising 1
charlies_hat 22.11.11 1:43pm