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Greece meltdown: Large slick appears in Aegean Sea

Or: Oil prices plunge after Greece meltdown...

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DorsetBoy 03.11.11 11:24pm
DorsetBoy
Pope to make Steve Jobs patron saint of alternative medicine. More soon. 1
JBM222 03.11.11 11:04pm
rikkor
Pakistan cricketers apply for bails

Following a discussion with lawyers, three Pakistani cricketers convicted of cheating have applied for bails; the judge is stumped...

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apepper 03.11.11 10:33pm
charlies_hat
No job no jab

The government has admitted that mass flu inoculation is no longer financially viable.., The elderly and infirm are to be advised to spend at least 3 hours per week on public transport, preferably...

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medici2471 03.11.11 8:28pm
medici2471
Air kisses may be responsible for spread of air Aids claim scientists 0
simonjmr 03.11.11 8:00pm
simonjmr
Pentonville 'odds on' for next year's "Inter-prison Cricket Cup" 1
dvo4fun 03.11.11 7:56pm
Fathers "are all motherfuckers" say scientists

well they are...

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nickb 03.11.11 7:33pm
Screenie
Prison food complaint: "I've got 'the runs' says Salman Butt

more soon Coat? check Door? over there...

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dvo4fun 03.11.11 7:07pm
dvo4fun
Famous Greeks to record Greece Aid

N Dubz Dappy and Tulisa Contostavlos (of of TV's X Factor) are pulling together a star studded ensemble to record a charity single to help rescue the ailing Greek economy. Under the patronage of...

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simonjmr 03.11.11 6:52pm
simonjmr
St. Pauls protestors leave in haste...

as Bishop threatens to deploy Sir Cliff Richard...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 03.11.11 6:39pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Dragons invest in 5-figure petrol station signs 2
kga6 03.11.11 6:36pm
kga6
Jim Davidson comeback show leaves audience dumbfounded

‘Absolutely appalling’, ‘not what you expect’ and ‘is nothing sacred’ were just a few of the mutterings uttered by the crowd as they left a small South London theatre where Jim Davidson...

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Screenie 03.11.11 6:15pm
Perks
St Paul’s Gift shop denies cashing in with sales of Rizlas, condoms, marker pens

In summer, its biggest sellers were the St Paul’s key rings and snowstorms. But after the announcement that protestors could stay till the New Year, chart toppers are likely to be the new organic...

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nickb 03.11.11 5:57pm
nickb
Wisden to introduce a "Prosecutions and Convictions" section. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 03.11.11 5:52pm
spoole2112
'No bawling aloud at the Nursery End' sign removed at Lords

Allegations that the Islamabad Three received their instructions through an array of subtle visual messages and coded comments during matches were made today by over zealous ex-CIA 2nd Eleven 1st...

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spoole2112 03.11.11 5:43pm
spoole2112
Duchy of Cornwall: Keep clam and carry on 0
Screenie 03.11.11 5:20pm
Screenie
Papandreou to be appointed Head of IMF. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 03.11.11 5:01pm
Al OPecia
Papandreou to release cover version of Clash hit. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 03.11.11 5:00pm
Al OPecia
Aceptance of Papandreou's resignation to be decided by referendum 0
button 03.11.11 4:57pm
button
Euro in need to replace this years Pudsayathon, confirm BBC 0
simonjmr 03.11.11 4:52pm
simonjmr
Huge list of demands made for Neanderthal apology.

In the wake of recent news that British Homo Sapiens may have contributed directly to the eradication of Neanderthals in the Torquay area, demands have been made to the British Prime Minister for a...

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Patrick Tobin 03.11.11 4:17pm
Patrick Tobin
Eurozone no longer able to abzorba the Greek. More soon. 5
Al OPecia 03.11.11 3:55pm
dvo4fun
Great Excitement North Of Watford Gap.....

.As 'Twitchers' spot a rare sighting of a Tory Minister., "Eee, if only he hadn't left his purse down south," said one local...

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Jesse Bigg 03.11.11 3:53pm
dvo4fun
Wizard's sleeve worlds least valuable record cover 0
simonjmr 03.11.11 3:52pm
simonjmr
Midwife shortage thought to be due to dodgy wiring 2
Screenie 03.11.11 3:44pm
Screenie
Scots Advised To Improve Their Diet And 'Go English' .......

..From Haggis to Spotted Dick?...

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Jesse Bigg 03.11.11 3:34pm
Jesse Bigg
OK, give us a billion and you can keep the bloody marbles 0
antharrison 03.11.11 3:26pm
antharrison
Boycott Now Focus of Cricket Clean Up Campaign

Stalwart England batsman and Test match pundit Geoff Boycott is coming under increasing pressure as the game's bosses have begun examining footage of his old days at the crease. Records show that...

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Drylaw 03.11.11 3:21pm
DiY
Wood to become a non rolling stone.. 1
reddoctorspanky 03.11.11 3:13pm
reddoctorspanky
"It's fine, you can stay" message causes St Pauls protesters to move on.

Protesters were stunned to be told by St Pauls clergy, "You're not being annoying at all, in fact we quite like you. You've helped us rediscover our Christian beliefs and we are almost delighted...

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Boutros 03.11.11 3:10pm
Boutros