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Fat cats blamed for Sumo corruption in Japan 0
euanc 4 years
Government plan to get more police on the streets, by making them unemployed!!! 1
Ian Searle 4 years
Geordie sets new world record by eating 365 Marathons 4
Gerontius 4 years

You know the rest...

Man receives third degree from University of Wife 2
Psycadelic Squirrel 4 years

Hopefully no more soon...

Odds shortening on Premiership relegation being decided alphabetically 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

West 'Am tipped to survive...

Govt deal with underworld will cut crime so long as 'Loose Women' ...... 1
Stan 4 years

Govt deal with underworld will cut crime so long as [i]'Loose Women'[/i] is taken off TV Fears of a crime wave due to a projected 25% reduction in front-line police jobs were eased after the...

After ill-judged rebranding, Salvation Army invades Suez... 0
Doylem 4 years
Park-based bon viveur “lays down” collection of non-vintage cider bottles... 1
Doylem 4 years

Charlie Boot, of no fixed abode, aged either 42 or “knocking on 60” (depending whether you read his birth certificate or just catch sight of him in daylight), is collecting empty bottles, to...

"Multiculturalism has failed" says Cameron "we'll bring back the Class System&qu 5
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

More Patronage Soon...

Cameron tells forest sell-off protestors that they can't see the wood. 2
deskpilot3 4 years
Shock!, Horror!, After 4 - 4 Draw In Newcastle..... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Referee seen flashing big wads around the Toon. "I did not see it, but it could have happened in the players' tunnel," said one French bloke...

Pakistan institutes "no balls" punishment for sex offenders. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Muscular Liberalism 4
Dun Dunkin 4 years

"You WILL eat that humus"...

Brotherhood Of Man set for talks with Mubarak 1
TerribleTim 4 years
Brotherhood of Man release ‘porn’ version of hit, ‘Shave Your Missus for Me’... 0
Doylem 4 years
Cameron urges ‘good’ Muslims to get an ‘I’m not a terrorist, honest’ tattoo... 0
Doylem 4 years
Lost Tribe discovered in South West 2
virtuallywill 4 years

Anthropologists from the South West Development Agency (SWDA) have found a previously un-contacted tribe on the Devon/Cornwall border. The tribe, numbering several hundred has a community along a...

Porage Oats shot-putter to come out of retirement for London 2012. 3
malgor 4 years

The man whose image has appeared on packets of Scott’s Porage Oats for four-and-a-half decades has agreed to come out of retirement to take part in the London Olympics next year. An icon of kilted...

Anti-protest protesters ‘trapped forever’ in logical paradox. 1
malgor 4 years
Corporate employee buys postits and pens from shop 0
Sinnick 4 years
Were the bright lights over Bethlehem the Holy Trinity or 0
4 years

an elaborate hoax...

Multiculturalism has failed to set people at each others' throats, says the Head 0
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

Cameron is disappointed: Daily Mail, Telegraph and Dinner Partiers have not produced any coloured cadavers at all. "People don't even stab each other over second-hand smoke," he added. "You have to...

How Sicilian lovers murdered husband, Coroner speaking from the slab 1
4 years

couldn't believe it was butter...

Wheel clampers convention in Luton passes off without incident 0
Skylarking 4 years
Lone gunmens' social club “still poorly attended”, says club secretary... 1
Doylem 4 years
Judge People By Human Rights, Equality , Democracy, Integration says Monarchist 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Yes My Lord...

Mobsters 'will use Government website data to share out crimes more fairly'. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
BBC to clamp down on silly names 2
beau-jolly 4 years

Following the controversy surrounding the pronouncement of James Naughtie’s name, BBC bosses have clamped down on the use of silly names including radio 4’s ubiquitous Jo King. “We do not...

Andy Robinson offered free smile transplant by Nicolas Sarkozy 0
Ostsee 4 years
No to Nuclear Nightmare 0
Cornycobbler 4 years

Ministers quick to deny problems at either of Bradwell's Reactors following reports that "Chernobyl birds are small brained"...