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Al Qaeda leaders agree to waive bonus after disappointing 2012 results 10
cinquecento 02.03.13 10:38am
Queen has Friday night vindaloo and 9 lagers to establish empathy with 30s males 1
scribbler 02.03.13 10:26am
Judge halts sheep trial as collies fail to come-by a verdict

Bit late in the pen...

Dick Everyman 02.03.13 8:52am
Dick Everyman
Vatican HR issues further demand for Benedict to return Blackberry charger 0
cinquecento 02.03.13 8:45am
Cameron dismisses Eastleigh, Hampshire as provincial, irrelevant, non-core 2
scribbler 02.03.13 8:35am
Yahoo to triple employee productivity by forbidding employees to ever go home 0
Dumbnews 02.03.13 5:17am
McDonalds confirm that tests show their burgers contain no meat whatsoever 0
02.03.13 2:21am
Labour And Tories To Consider Quality Of Lies After By-Election

The National Executive of both the Conservative Party and the Labour Party have promised to undertake a wide ranging review looking at the quality of their lies after voters in Eastleigh turned their...

andrewl81 02.03.13 12:54am
Vertically Challenged Giant
"99 piece screwdriver set" contained 98 screws.

And no making up your own jokes now...

deskpilot3 02.03.13 12:49am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Labour signs pact with Elvis Loves Pets Party to beat Monster Raving Loony Party 0
sydalg 02.03.13 12:34am
Ross had 'sex with daugher in front of parents'

So called ‘edgy funny man’ Jonathan Ross has been at it again, bragging about his sexual conquest of an elderly couple’s daughter. Ross, 55, said that ‘he hadn’t had such a good night for...

shaggy 02.03.13 12:14am
Milliband: "Well, We Got 4,088 More Votes At Eastleigh Than The Greens" 0
Titus 01.03.13 11:36pm
Benedict's butler paroled

Paolo Gabriele has been released early from detention and will take up the role of butler to the Pope Emeritus. It was widely reported at the time of his conviction that on his release he would not...

Iscariot 01.03.13 11:03pm
Queen pulls a sickie to avoid visiting Swansea 1
custard cream 01.03.13 11:01pm
Cameron pledges to restrict gay migrants to win back disaffected Tories 0
custard cream 01.03.13 10:54pm
custard cream
John O'Farrell wins Eastleigh....deposit back 0
AReader 01.03.13 10:31pm
Axed Tulisa to replace Cardinal O’Brien on Papal election panel

In the wake of the shock decision by X Factor producers to axe female judge Tulisa Contostavlos from the Show, the Vatican’s College of Cardinals has come to her rescue. The self-proclaimed...

Dick Everyman 01.03.13 10:05pm
Paddy Berzinski
Potty Rocket Ronnie Returns From Extended Rest

more sooooon...

Slante Dangle 01.03.13 10:00pm
Pope Benedict working on 'kiss and tell' memoirs...

Many cardinals looking worried...

deskpilot3 01.03.13 9:44pm
Miliband worried that By-Election result will prompt leadership O'Farrell

Things can only get better...

deskpilot3 01.03.13 9:42pm
House price fall follows shock bye-election result - Daily Mail 0
Iscariot 01.03.13 9:13pm
Committee: diseased to the core (city's poverty), says committee

A committee has urged Boris Johnson to tackle London's poverty problems, it has warned. A 12-month consultation has ended with the emergence of a damning report, which might be a wake-up call. The...

Mik Bulk 01.03.13 8:58pm
Horsemeat traces still too high to be effective, advises Homeopathy Council 0
cinquecento 01.03.13 8:43pm
By-election result pronounced 'a great fat ball of bugger-all'

Voters today are counting the cost at yet another hyped election that fizzled into a complete let-down. Disappointed pundits have reflected that this one initially promised so much colour, then...

Squudge 01.03.13 8:34pm
Wide eyes in the Vatican - A journey

THE air here is thick - as they say, there is something transcendental about it. But this is the Vatican - the holiest city in the world. But why am I here? "That's what they all ask," an official...

Mik Bulk 01.03.13 8:31pm
sponge finger
Top Gear apologises for failed stunt

The makers of Top Gear apologised today for a failed stunt which resulted in a 2CV burning up in the skies over Russia and crashing into a frozen lake. Grand piano expected to fall to Earth within...

hero2zero 01.03.13 8:28pm
Garry Glitter to be appointed as interim Pope

Gary is said to be delighted with the Vatican's offer to act as Pope whilst elections for the top job are organised. "I guess I had the right qualifications being a leader an' that" said Gary...

bumtrinket 01.03.13 8:05pm
Nasty party tell Cameron - "Get Nasty"

Thousands of blue-rinsed Colonel's wives and thousands more tub-thumping old buggers who demand “Good Old Britain” dropped a stainless steel 'cordon sanitaire' across our borders today to advise...

01.03.13 7:31pm
Vegas Casino 'perplexed' as new player cleans up at poker tables

"We know the guy's cheating, but we just can't work out how."

pinxit 01.03.13 7:30pm
O'Farrell admits to being '100% stalking horse'

Imported from the East and 90.18% thought him inedible ('unelectable' surely Ed?)...

shaggy 01.03.13 7:29pm