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Ban Ki-Moon calls for unprecedented Blue Peter ‘Bring & Buy’ sale 0
Gary Stanton 4 years

UN chief, Ban Ki Moon, last night urged thousands of middle class British school children to help flood-ravaged Pakistan by launching the world’s most ambitious exchange of hand-me-down shite that...

British singer sorry for "HGV" sex 0
virtuallywill 4 years

http://www.roadtransport.com/blogs/big-lorry-blog/RAGE.JPG http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-10983227...

Scientists no closer to finding right answer to 'do you think she looks pretty?' 6
jp1885 4 years

Despite almost a decade of research and millions worth of pounds funding, scientists at Loughborough University's Department of Nuptial Studies have admitted that they have yet to find a satisfactory...

Student, 20, shunned for using cash instead of credit card at shop checkout. 1
4 years

Lucas Milne, a student from South London, has been shunned by his friends and family for not paying with a credit card for a bottle of Lucozade Sport and a copy of Empire Magazine in a shop in...

King of Saudi Arabia says 'Sausage on a Fork' tom foolery is not funny anymore.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

especially during Ramadan!...

Next England team will be Italians, says Football Association 1
rickwestwell 4 years
Ban Ki Moon grumbles about crap locations for disasters.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon grumbled to gathered press yesterday "Bah, Kofi spent most of his time in much nicer places, such as Bali and South Africa, what do I get eh? A visit to Paki 'bloody'...

Prince celebrates VJ day 0
simonjmr 4 years

Prince (52) yesterday celebrated VJ Day with an impromtu concert featuring 1999, Purple Rain, Sexy MF and U got the look. Several ex-servicemen complained that the purple popstar was totally...

Latest survey shows that forty percent of those surveyed lie 3
hero2zero 4 years

One person surveyed told researchers, "They don't pay me for my opinion and why should I give it, truthfully for free?"...

Confused Hermaphrodites and Gender Swaps bring London to a standstill.. 1
Sharpehunter 4 years

Lady Ga Ga and other famous hermaphrodites and gender swap personalities have brought London to a standstill today as confusion over ending of mixed sex wards causes panic. "What the f*ck am I...

Health and Safety claims another victim as plug pulled on Home Liposuction kit 14
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

An inventor who dreamed of giving the public affordable DIY home liposuction kits has had his dream crushed by red tape. And once again, blame lies with Britain's officious health and safety nazis....

Pakistani President Asif Icare Zardari anounces with KINKO`s in 200 miilion 0
arrghgarry 4 years

leaflet drop printed in 20 languages to keep their chins up, and have a positive attitude like me and KINKO`s for all your photocopy needs...

Al Megrahi`s, the Lockerbie Bombers autobiography bombs. 0
arrghgarry 4 years
PremLeague Elite threaten to oust Hodgson for 'understanding referees decision.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

Sir Alex Ferguson has been joined by a whole host of fellow elite Premier League Managers in his outrage and feeling of betrayal by Roy Hodgson, Liverpool FC's Manager. Sir Alex told assembled media...

Mixed-sex sex 'to be scrapped' 0
jp1885 4 years
Clegg takes reins as PM holidays 0
virtuallywill 4 years

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42398000/jpg/_42398858_ian_carter.jpg...

Mixed sex wards to be scrapped 0
virtuallywill 4 years

http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/sbres/18.$plit/C_67_article_2051639_body_articleblock_0_bodyimage.jpg?29%2F05%2F2009%2010%3A06%3A26%3A838...

Grown-ups to have birthdays read out on CBeebies under new discrimination laws 0
jp1885 4 years

New legislation designed to combat age discrimination in the media has had an unforeseen side-effect, with thousands of adults inundating the production offices of children's television channels with...

Daily Mail warns A level results week will make Newsbiscuit contributions easier 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Russian peat fires rage; Midwest wheat futures through the roof, biofuel train 0
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

whistlestop at Nottingham, with the Prince of Wales' Environmental Tour which is intended to increase awareness of Global Warming.,...

Rural librarians warn of newspaper rustlers 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Shock as woman has cash ready when given final bill at Sainsbury's checkout. 1
Nick McCarr 4 years
Lib Dems announce the scrapping of mixed-party governments at next election 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Commentator drops off while interviewing Murray after exciting win 0
ramblesnake 4 years

more monotone soon...

Farmers say hay thefts 'last straw' 0
roybland 4 years
Disabled man hits out at critics 0
hero2zero 4 years

A disabled man who received a tax-funded trip to Amsterdam, sex included, hit out at critics saying, “If it’s good enough for national and local politicians it’s good enough for all of us...

Irish police have still not found the youths that jumped out of a car 2
arrghgarry 4 years

and attacked James Galway with his own instrument as he was doing an impromptu show in the High street., The police described the attack as a drive by fluting...

JK Rowling says "no magic" in Heston Blumenthal's recreation of Hogwarts menu 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Twit to follow Newsbiscuit on Facebook 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Cameron carries blade, known as 'Slasher' Dave to friends 0
la maga 4 years

It has emerged today that David Cameron is know to friends and close colleagues as 'Slasher' Dave. The nickname is said to have been given to him many years ago but has not until now been known to...