Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Freshness
Vuvuvela summons up swarm of media for Capello 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Yapparrazzi sharpen knives for the big England Manager BBQ. More I told you so pages 2-47...

The Italian Job with Fabio Capello 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'Looks lads i've got this brilliant idea but i'm only going to tell you 2 hours before we do it'...

'England made Algeria look like Brazil' 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Radio melts during 5live post match phone in...

Channel 4 'profusely sorry' for avoiding BB eviction clashing with England match 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Rooney stunned to hear final whistle before spawny extra-time winning goal 0
QorbeQ 4 years

More MUFC refereeing soon...

Capello admits selection mistake for Algeria game 0
Mrblacker 4 years

"I should have picked some footballers" the Italian told reporters after the game...

England-Algeria: A game of two halves. Two shit halves. 0
euankitson 4 years

No more soon...

Nobby Stiles denies stroke was caused by a premonition. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
England Squad to be replacd by paint drying on wall. More Soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Capello to launch secret weapon. Call to prayers relay to stadium ready .... 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Algeria 0-Shit England 0
wallster 4 years

no more, please...

Samaritans lay on extra staff for England game. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Sudden increase in child cruelty - Warm weather and World Cup blamed 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

As part of his defence Andy Cox, 30, said "those flags arent cheap, all I can hear is Dad, Dad, it's hotso I wind the back windows down and whoosh flags halfway down the A2, little bastards, they...

de Gaulle found under table 1
edward hack 4 years

wot - no French jokes?, Fact : did you know that for a while during the war he lived above a gay bar in Sohoapparently still offering very little resistance...

Terr Roone Barr and Heske set to start - Jamesy Coley Crouchy and Kingy on bench 0
edward hack 4 years

Courtesy of limpgags.com, lots more to come...

French demand compensation from BP for Riviera floods 0
woody 4 years
Pensioner breaks hip after walking stick goes AWOL. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
Fakenham Building Society - we've got more branches than your family tree. 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Ad: Trace your Norfolk relatives online at www.incestry.co.uk 5
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Fan Disappointed After Paying £1million for One of Vanessa Maes Used G-Strings. 0
Svendo 4 years
Blackberry Manufacturer Regrets Calling Careers Show "RIM Jobs Show" 0
Svendo 4 years
Cameron wins 'roughest wife' competition with Sarkozy 0
ED209 4 years

David Cameron was described as 'delighted' after receiving first place in a rough wife-off with Nicolas Sarkozy, after Samantha Cameron was deemed by a panel of judges to be 'substantially less...

IOW Man Found Still Fighting Napoleonic War 0
Svendo 4 years

Pensioner Arthur Regis from Sandown has been discovered to be still engaging in combat against the empirical french tyrant Napoleon Bonaparte. "Well, My dad fought against the invading frogs and his...

Gardner takes a bullet from the squad 0
simonjmr 4 years

"He played a blinder and went down like a sack of spuds" said the squad leader. "He was a true team player and did his bit perfectly" More soon...

Bevis and Butthead review of 'Rude Britannia ' 1
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'Rude he-he-he-he'. 5 stars...

Sarkozey charged with criminal damage as he marks war broadcast. 0
Basil_B 4 years
German Government enquire about employing Utah firing squad 0
simonjmr 4 years
Bungler Green to be replaced by more experienced bungler James. 0
Basil_B 4 years

More gaff soon...

'And he didn't even get a bung for that spill' comments Grobbelaar on Green 0
Basil_B 4 years
Glitter/King interested! 0
hero2zero 4 years

The Glitter/King financial consortium show interest in "Free Schools" projects...