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Section of Saddam Hussein's 'buttock' fails to sell at Derby auction

'This was no surprise', explained auctioneer Jane Wilderson, 'It was not a full representation of the man. He was a complete ass.'...

Screenie 28.10.11 11:46am
All members of the Royle family now given equal right to sit in the armchair 0
Screenie 28.10.11 11:40am
iPhone voice recognition issue prompts renewed calls for Scots to learn English 2
butagirl 28.10.11 11:38am
Police powerless over recent bank robberies, as pay rises are in the contracts 0
Ian Searle 28.10.11 11:31am
Ian Searle
China poised to turn off the TV and hide behind sofa as EU come knocking 0
button 28.10.11 11:30am
New Honda Smiley a breakthrough in drivability

With no dashboard to worry about, the new Smiley is the easiest car to drive ever, claim Honda's auto engineers. Driver information is provided by a single circular LED display on the steering wheel,...

Boutros 28.10.11 11:05am
IOW residents reminded to put clocks back to Medieval

Residents of the Isle of Wight are today being reminded to put their clocks back to Medieval times at midnight on Saturday. 'We put our clocks forward to Victorian back in the Spring' explained IOW...

ianslat 28.10.11 10:34am
Flooded Scottish town keeps drinking thanks to raft of measures. More soon.

Only my second post so bear with me. I'll crack something funny eventually...

DorsetBoy 28.10.11 10:13am
UK royal succession laws changed, Corgi now next in line. 0
DiY 28.10.11 10:12am
Thermal images reveal 98% of politicians' brains are empty overnight

Damning images from a survey of second homes show that MP's brains are devoid of activity overnight meaning national security is at risk if an attack took place after 5pm...

vertical 28.10.11 10:12am
Rumsfeld 'pissed' at derisory bid for Saddam's buttock

"We were after his sorry ass for years and it cost us billions" he said...

pinxit 28.10.11 10:10am
Anger after breakfast.

Activists react to Giles Fraser's exit and call on Archbishop of Canterbury to speak out in favour of the movement. An Occupy London resident obsessed only by the need to be on telly said " We who...

arflaethel 28.10.11 9:44am
Bum deal for deposed dictators

Following the failure of a bronze cast of part of Saddam Hussain's left buttock to capture the imagination of art lovers at a recent auction, critics have poured scorn on this and other tyranical...

spoole2112 28.10.11 9:40am
All anti capitalist protesters are former Dale Farm residents, claim police. 0
dominic_mcg 28.10.11 9:39am
"Joy of Sex" models revealed to be John McCririck and Margaret Thatcher

Doctors surgeries are being overwhelmed with people suffering from nausea, shock and trauma after it was discovered that the original models for the 1970s bestseller [i]The Joy of Sex[/i] were a...

apepper 28.10.11 9:39am
‘Reapply gagging order over Jeremy Clarkson’s sex life’ demands British public 6
jp1885 28.10.11 8:53am
Report into causes of UK riots lays finger of blame on BBC's 'Miranda'

A leaked copy of the highly-sensitive report reveals that the hilarious hit comedy about the engaging yet zany middle-aged singleton was at once both the cause, and the solution, to the rioting that...

El_GloryBoy 28.10.11 8:50am
Research shows that frequently hungover people are immune to cancer 0
charlies_hat 28.10.11 7:32am
Bad news for greedy city directors as Aspirin proves to be a cure for them. 0
HarryTheBiscuit 28.10.11 7:24am
Nancy Dell'Ollio claims chef James Petrie is a dish. 0
HarryTheBiscuit 28.10.11 7:20am
Thatcher still milking system. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 28.10.11 6:53am
Al OPecia
Obama admits that EuroDisney for France was "a mistake". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 28.10.11 6:50am
Al OPecia
John Terry denies making comments on the title race 0
charlies_hat 28.10.11 6:48am
Lazy worker demands to be paid overtime for doing his job 0
Dumbnews 28.10.11 4:18am
Stevie Wonder releases, "I just called to say can you hear me now?" 0
Dumbnews 28.10.11 4:05am
Apple to launch new AyePhone for the Scottish market 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 28.10.11 3:15am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Euro, Euro, gently over the dam ...

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, banks are such a scam...

DorsetBoy 27.10.11 11:52pm
Enormous pile of urine-soaked euros found up against Athens wall 0
Nick McCarr 27.10.11 11:42pm
Nick McCarr
Testicle-biting woman 'could be going down again', says judge. 7
Boutros 27.10.11 11:38pm
Jeremy Clarkson criticised for road-testing wives

TV presenter Jeremy Clarkson's latest Top Gear Challenge has sparked fresh criticism after he and his co-presenters set out to discover which of them had the fastest wife. Much of the criticism came...

Darkbill 2.0 27.10.11 9:54pm
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