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Wombats singer admits moving to New York 'did not solve sleep problems' 0
JayGee 4 years
Fuzz issues knickers advice to West Midlands police 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
People dependent on drugs and alcohol threatened by student funding cuts 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Ofcom to investigate claims that girls passing A levels are getting less pretty 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Wild Celebrations in Triploi "To mark 70th Anniversary of Battle of Britain" 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

says Libyan Leader and internationally renowned honest diplomat Colonel Gaddafi "These celebrations are to recognise the courage displayed by the brave heroes of the Battle of Britain and have...

Dairycrest to cash in on edible insect craze with new 'Utterly Butterfly' spread 0
dicky37 4 years

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Brian May forces Lady Gaga to re-name her new radio station 'Radio Lady' 0
dicky37 4 years

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Greek government in uproar over deception 1
one against the world 4 years

Athens officials were today in angry discussion with British museum staff after a low ranking Greek diplomat took delivery of what he thought were the Elgin marbles, they were in fact left over...

Former BP CEO authors memoir, "My Mumbo Jumbo" 0
Dumbnews 4 years
3M Post-It notes sponsor US Mid-East talks agenda 0
Trini 4 years
US Marine reports 'sense of quiet satisfaction' at a job well done in Iraq 0
la maga 4 years
Bono cock a hoop as his hat celebrates 50 per cent cut in carbon footprint 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Bono's hat only took two solo flights by private jet last year, down from four the previous 12 months, meaning that the world's leading global warming crusader has managed to surpass his headwear...

Tory's new slogan - "Downwards is the new social mobility" 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Vicious backlash during debate over new public urinal design 0
Trini 4 years
Final farewell balls up for shipyard leader Jimmy Reid! 3
Sharpehunter 4 years

Despite repeated attempts this afternoon Billy Connolly could not get the champagne bottle to smash when waving a final farewell to Jimmy Reid, feared scotch unionist and shipyard labour leader....

Swift result for police in identifying 'cold-case' railway death victim 0
pinxit 4 years

Lucan 'closet train-spotter' say police...

Court hears that faulty lie-detector gave suspect 'huge' electric shock 0
pinxit 4 years

'Guilty, as charged.' says judge...

Dog to sue little girl over damaged turd 5
finneyp 4 years

The owner of a lethal poo which may have permanently blinded a small child, is suing the 2 year old for criminal damages. Conrad, a 6 year old rottweiler from Kensington, claims that the faeces was...

Ad Feature - Stop Worrying - Monitor Your Heart 24/7 3
Sharpehunter 4 years

SHL Telemedicine has developed breath taking technology, won the applause of scientists globally and are tipped for the Nobel Prize for Science. We have brought to you the exclusive SHL 24/7 Heart...

The Insider's Tips - New Football Season - the complete lowdown 4
thisisall1word 4 years

Call me controversial but I think a team that a lot of so called commentators have written off this season will do better, if only slightly, than expected this season. It's impossible to say which...

Ticker Unsure About What to Say About This Article on Ticker. 1
ThisIsNotADrill 4 years
Mi5 deny that the 20 railway bodies were actually russian sleepers... 0
Sharpehunter 4 years
Bristolians Launch Campaign Against 'Bristol Stool Chart' 2
Sharpehunter 4 years

"Well, I say, just imagine the uproar if it was called the 'Oxford Turd-o-metre' for example, it just wouldn't be allowed to happen would it..?" said Walter Ambleforth, a former Councillor for...

Crack team of detectives drafted in to solve the 'railway sleepers' mystery 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

Scotland Yard has today cast all protocols to one-side and have admitted defeat in the 20+ year investigation into the notorious 'railway sleeper' mystery. They have finally agreed to draft in the...

New doubts cast on quality of A-level results as Dog receives four straight A's. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Smuggler carrying 70k's worth of rare egg's is poached by airport x-ray machine 0
Basil_B 4 years

More soon, possibly a lengthy sentence for him and an expensive omelette for the security staff...

And the thieves came in the night 2
the vicar 4 years

and stole Mr Smellys mini cooper,packed to the brim it as with Mr smellys stolen stinking underwear."Weve had a right touch ear Sid"said Flannigan as they drove through Southgate."Strike a light do...

British Armed Forces to be replaced by the A-Team 4
Ludicity 4 years

As part of budget cuts the entire Ministry of Defence is to be dismantled and replaced by four soldiers of fortune sent to prison for a crime they didn’t commit. ‘We need a leaner, less...

"Gee' its worse than egg on ya face" says Americaneer who pulled up a stool.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years
Hitler "not all bad" claim after historians reveal Mein Kampf orphanage donation 7
rickwestwell 4 years