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Cameron: 'No going back' as nuclear fuel rods inserted into Clegg 0
pinxit 4 years
Latest Broadway dance hit halted after star develops arrhythmia. 0
SingingHinny 4 years
Apple’s latest must-have device, the iSuck Autovac 0
hero2zero 4 years

Soon to be midnight-over-hyped at your local Apple Store, learn how Apple can put the "S" in suck!...

MOD saves a fortune after finding equipment supplier on ebay. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Apple developing iRobot to let you explore distant places from your home 0
Dumbnews 4 years

Apple could rent them from their stores. Then you assume full control of it and have it go wherever you want...

Shares in Sauvignon Blanc go through the roof 0
Scroat 4 years

"This doesn't bode well for our campaign to cut binge drinking," David Cameron said today."Just because some woman's had a baby - oooof!" He added as he was elbowed in the ribs by Sam Cam...

Jeremy Kyle appointed to chair investigation into ‘dysfunctional’ ITV 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
The Knowledge to be replaced by SatNav operator skills for London cab drivers 0
simonjmr 4 years
The word flagging hits a new low as it's used to describe Kerry Katona's career 0
Basil_B 4 years

No more soon. Hopefully...

Liam Fox outlines MoD cuts: Captain Mainwairing promoted to Field Marshal 2
pinxit 4 years

Full-time Army 'no longer relevant to Post Cold-War Politics'...

Gove details education cuts: Masters Degree Multiple Q & A to be introduced 2
pinxit 4 years

'We are indebted to Mr. Christopher Tarrant for his invaluble input on this'...

Northern line's runaway Underground train was on time 1
Laughingstock 4 years

TfL have said it arrived safely and this clearly demonstrates that we can reduce the number of driver, adding that "passengers waiting at stations were not in possession of a valid Oyster card."...

Strange turn of events in the world of evolution as frog turns back into tadpole 0
Basil_B 4 years

Other examples of this have included a butterfly turning back into a caterpillar and a orangutan turning back into John Prescott...

Sorry no longer seems to be hardest word, aegilops proves 'quite tricky' 0
dicky37 4 years

[Apparently it's an obscure kind of oat grass, and in medicine it's also a specific kind of sore that forms in the corner of an eye]...

Errant air flight attendant steven slaters son says thanks dad for bringing me 0
arrghgarry 4 years

a whole lot of shit ,I told my friends you had died years ago...

Kissinger reportedly jacketed after Asian Domino makes the Guiness Book 0
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

Live long enough, dreams fade and every [url=]nightmare comes true.[/url]...

Gay anthropologist delighted to discover bone of Homo Erectus 7
wallster 4 years
Rod Stewart and Bono to battle it out for the biggest singing celtic twat award. 3
Basil_B 4 years
Return to 1950s-style policing as drug lord given 'a good clip round the ear' 1
Ludicity 4 years

The Home Secretary has heralded the return to traditional 1950s-style policing methods as ‘a major success’ after a local bobby smashed an international drug ring and gave their leader a ‘jolly...

U.S. to launch printer paper that remains same shape when folded in half 2
Des Custard 4 years

In a major announcement today, leading American business leaders and politicians revealed that a new range of paper sizes is to be introduced to the world in September. “This will bring about the...

Pakistan in Flood Talks With King Canute's Agent 0
mugwump 4 years

10,000 little Dutch boys arrive in Karachi, as part of Netherlands emergency aid programme...

Middle Age Failing Memory Not Genetic, Men Just Don't Bother Listening Now 1
mugwump 4 years
The Sun tabloid asks it reader to help stop 1.5 Billion ponud scroungers 2
arrghgarry 4 years

he points out Guido Fawkes tried it once but was hung, drawn badly and quartered...

PC World goes mad and offers new line of chutney filled computers. 9
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Blinded Bristol man seeks compensation 0
hero2zero 4 years

A Bristol man woke up this morning unable to see after watching the media-hyped meteor storm last night, “ It was spectacular,” he said, but felt he had suffered undue stress having read “The...

Germany in 'record' 2.2% growth - Fastest rate since 1939 2
Rorschach 4 years

"I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it"...

Other Supermarket Shoppers Clamour for Ban 0
lord_wingnut 4 years

Following Sainsbury's lead in banning a customer from all its stores, Consumer advice websites have been deluged with demands for information on how to get themselves banned from other supermarkets....

Mandelson and Balls visit Libya and North Korea on 'Fact-finding' mission 2
pinxit 4 years

'We'd like to find out just how Mo and Kimmy have successfully won so many elections, so that we can take a leaf out of their books.' says Lord Mandelson. 'We have to get New New Labour back in power...

Return to 50's style dental care not proving popular 0
virtuallywill 4 years

ouch later...

Man with Bluetooth earpiece finally gets call whilst driving 2
JayGee 4 years

A man from Oxfordshire who has been the butt of jokes for several years was vindicated early this morning after receiving a call via his hands-free headset whilst driving. Dennis Tanner, a 45 year...