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B&Q customer lands first punch after being asked if he wants decking 7
Smart Alex 25.01.12 10:02pm
‘Right to be forgotten online’ doesn’t extend to Revenue database.

Sadly, more demands soon...

John Ffitch-Rucker 25.01.12 9:34pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Man asking in beach shop, 'Do you have a windbreak?'

is told, 'Are you kidding? We don't even have a teabreak'...

Smart Alex 25.01.12 9:09pm
Smart Alex
Scots referendum question set out "Who you talking to Jimmy?"

mare later...

virtuallywill 25.01.12 9:04pm
Apple Launch New “iChing” Fortune Telling Device

After taking the world by storm with the iPod, iPhone and iPad, Apple are set to revolutionise the way we live yet again with the release of their new divination device, the iChing. Based on the...

Quaz 25.01.12 8:44pm
The All New Jeni B
Ninjas hit by stealth tax

The introduction of a new tax that will require people to pay a charge on any surreptitious and stealthy activity has been condemned by UK based Ninja groups. Ninjas, sometimes referred to by...

Spacey 25.01.12 8:40pm
The All New Jeni B
Unsuccessful cheesemaker realises error of his wheys

[more soon]...

dicky37 25.01.12 7:44pm
Woodworm blamed for falling standards....................

more later...

Mister F 25.01.12 7:41pm
Man who died at comedy festival had last laugh. 1
Nick McCarr 25.01.12 7:40pm
Telescopes bought after series one of Stargazing Live back in the loft

Following the second series of BBC2's Stargazing Live, lofts across Britain reported a surge in fathers rooting around for the telescope they'd bought following the first series of BBC2's Stargazing...

Andrew 25.01.12 7:39pm
Council refusing to replace faulty speed bumps

Westminster Council has been roundly condemned for refusing to replace faulty speed bumps that are suspected of containing PIP silicone implants. Although safety experts agree there may be some...

bonjonelson 25.01.12 7:38pm
Garage flower 'display' may be in line for top prize

A display of flowers in a garage off the A38 has received worldwide attention after being spotted by a sharp-eyed horticulturist. The four bunches of red and white carnations, wrapped in cellophane...

roybland 25.01.12 7:29pm
Builder told his £40m lottery jackpot win to be paid in 6 to 8 weeks 1
Duncan Biscuit 25.01.12 7:20pm
Lifebelt placed on coffin of drowned yachtsman

It's what he would have wanted...

Smart Alex 25.01.12 7:19pm
Obama: underperforming schools "to be destroyed by drones"

In a controversial State of the Union address on Tuesday evening, US President gave America's weakest schools a bold ultimatum: 'Improve or be destroyed by drones.' The annual speech, Obama's last...

hughesroland 25.01.12 7:13pm
Artist's shredded 1.4 billion euro home "worthless"

CJWorkman 25.01.12 7:10pm
Scots independence vote "racist" - English people get to vote too

SNP victory assured...

brownpaperreporter 25.01.12 7:09pm
H&S Executive to making the wearing of helmets compulsory for deaf golfers. 0
Lizzie B 25.01.12 6:56pm
Lizzie B
Karen Gillan turns down offer to advertise redbush tea. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 25.01.12 6:15pm
Concern over ever-expanding OED

A leading expert has expressed concerns that the amount of new words being added to the Oxford English Dictionary each year may lead to the printed version being the size of a small car in the near...

Vertically Challenged Giant 25.01.12 5:56pm
Cameron and Clegg to give state of the union address 1
simonjmr 25.01.12 5:52pm
Security worries cause banks to call for dog license re-introduction

Following recent concerns over canine bank account abuse, the Institute of Financial Services (IFS) has urged the Government to re-introduce dog licenses which were scrapped in 1987. Unscrupulous...

Midfield Diamond 25.01.12 5:02pm
Midfield Diamond
O (Number) 2 ... Says mulinational telecoms company over privacy scandal. 0
MADJEZ 25.01.12 4:56pm
'You've won a cancer' web adverts boost Macmillan support

In a bid to improve the number of hits they are getting from their internet advertising. Macmillan the famous cancer charity is offering a chance to win a free cancer including a two month stay in...

Immunis 25.01.12 4:04pm
Osborne shrinks by 0.2%

Chancellor George Osborne is continuing to shrink despite earlier prediction of growth with a 0.2% reduction in the last quarter of 2011. 'It's very worrying,' said one City analyst and Osborne...

roybland 25.01.12 3:58pm
Controversy as GB plan to enter "blade-runner" horse in paralympics dressage.

. . . said Zebedee...

Al McHogan 25.01.12 3:26pm
Al McHogan
LA Porn industry dermatologist advises against condoms in final scenes 2
charlies_hat 25.01.12 2:36pm
Wales Described As An Area "Roughly the size of Wales" 0
sredni vashta 25.01.12 1:43pm
sredni vashta
Drugs Squad raids ‘Top Gear’ offices 0
Duncan Biscuit 25.01.12 1:37pm
Duncan Biscuit
Native dogs facing extinction as British men opt for mail order wives 0
Duncan Biscuit 25.01.12 1:36pm
Duncan Biscuit