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National Anthems are changing faster than they can be Recorded

The 2012 Olympics have been thrown into chaos by the surge in the number of national anthems. A spokesman for the London Symphony Orchestra, who are recording all the anthems for the forthcoming...

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apepper 26.09.11 9:22pm
apepper
Healthy living adds days to your life, but removes life from your days 0
Dumbnews 26.09.11 9:00pm
Dumbnews
REPOST Egyptian hieroglyphs early version of Facebook claims archaeologist

Mark Zuckerberg CEO for Facebook has today been served a cease and desist order issued on behalf of the Egyptian government, claiming that he stole the idea for Facebook from the ancient Egyptians....

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simonjmr 26.09.11 8:57pm
kga6
Computer Simulations Verify that Shakespeare was Originally Written by Monkeys

New evidence has been found to support the theory that the entire works of Shakespeare were first written by a room of monkeys with typewriters. A recent excavation, just off Henley Street,...

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kga6 26.09.11 8:06pm
kga6
Box containing 200 things worth fuck all found in the solent 0
RJWinter 26.09.11 7:58pm
RJWinter
Labour leader to apologise for being Labour leader

Ed Miliband will apologise to this week's Labour conference in Liverpool for being the party's leader. The move comes as a damming opinion poll in the Sun reveals just one in 20 voters think he is a...

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roybland 26.09.11 7:50pm
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Miliband denies trialling prototype invisibility cloak

Due to appear in Liverpool tomorrow...

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medici2471 26.09.11 7:44pm
medici2471
Knox is diabolical, says Italian lawyer - breaking news from 1554

no more soon...

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medici2471 26.09.11 7:38pm
medici2471
Apple unveils 'Appacino', app that downloads coffee direct to your phone

Apple has today announced its latest groundbreaking app - the Appacino. For just £2.50 a go, the Appacino will download the coffee of your choice direct to your phone. Apple is convinced it will...

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tvhack 26.09.11 7:21pm
JohnA
£150m of silver found over 1 mile under the Atlantic

In other news, Cameron buys Clegg a snorkel as an early Christmas present...

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Perks 26.09.11 6:44pm
Perks
Virtual Monkeys defeated by Windows online help. 0
Al OPecia 26.09.11 6:32pm
Al OPecia
Le Constant Gardener, 2011, 1789 mins, (PG)

A high-flying French politician and amateur horticulturalist, Nicolas Sarkozy, finds his monotonous life turned upside down after he falls in love with a beautiful young activist named Carla....

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flim-flam 26.09.11 5:28pm
rikkor
Gordon Brown to give Ed Miliband lessons in sincerity, charm & 'natural warmth'

More later...

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dvo4fun 26.09.11 3:06pm
dvo4fun
Apple Sues Apple "Deliberately Copying Our Stuff"

In a largely expected move, Apple is suing itself for "slavishly copying" not only it's range of tablets and phones but also it's "coolness". "It's obvious", said an Apple spokesman. "We produce a...

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apepper 26.09.11 2:58pm
apepper
Wall Street protest grows in New York - Michael Douglas in hiding 0
simonjmr 26.09.11 2:26pm
simonjmr
Samsung bans Apple, Apple bans Samsung. Real life expected to return slowly. 0
Ostsee 26.09.11 2:00pm
Ostsee
The Jolly Pit Foundation sues Hollywood superstars over loss of income

The Jolly Pit Foundation based in the South Yorkshire toen of Elsecar has today announced that they are formally suing Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie over the confusion caused by their Jolie Pitt...

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simonjmr 26.09.11 1:49pm
simonjmr
Brazilian couple stranded in West Country phone for rescue

A desperate couple from Sao Paulo were forced to phone relatives in Brazil for help, when they found themselves marooned in the West Country. The pair, whose rented car ran off the road in Cornwall,...

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Clarky 26.09.11 11:41am
TokyoTomato
Despite an Uncertain Future, Barcelona Bulls Remain Bullish

More than 600 years of history came to an end last weekend as the last bullfight was staged in Barcelona's famous La Monumental. But despite being thrown out of work [i]en masse[/i] into an anemic...

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TokyoTomato 26.09.11 11:36am
TokyoTomato
Camouflage clothes sales fall as customers say they are hard to find 2
RJWinter 26.09.11 11:35am
TokyoTomato
Mobius stripper puts clothes back on, inside out. 8
nickb 26.09.11 11:06am
writinginbsl
'Women Allowed' rock Riyadh

Free from years of repression by the male dominated Saudi music press, local all girl sensation 'Woman Allowed' played their first ever public concert infront of a bemused entirely male audience in...

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spoole2112 26.09.11 10:55am
spoole2112
Egyptian hieroglyphs early version of Facebook claims radical archaeologist

Mark Zuckerberg CEO for Facebook has today been served a cease and desist order issued on behalf of the Egyptian government, claiming that he stole the idea for Facebook from the ancient Egyptians....

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simonjmr 26.09.11 10:40am
riesler
Government of Peru overseeing the greatest Pan Pipe talent gap in decades

There simply are not enough talented pan-pipe players for the main streets of Peru, as all the talent has been lured to Europe. Meanwhile High streets in the UK are presiding through a period of pan...

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gaijintendo 26.09.11 10:07am
Gerontius
Eurozone 'moonlight flit' plans emerging as economic crisis deepens 0
simonjmr 26.09.11 9:28am
simonjmr
Mungo Jerry dons turban on re-release of his hit 'in the indian summer time'. 4
Basil_B 26.09.11 9:08am
Basil_B
IOW unrest continues into the early evening

It was reported by various news agencies that a mass protest on the IOW was brutally put down by local authorities. Lily of the Valley and Sanatogen Tonic Wine was used to quell the unrest. It is...

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virtuallywill 26.09.11 7:58am
writinginbsl
Upcoming iPhone 5 to be unlocked for growing looter market. More soon 1
Concerned of Tawa 26.09.11 7:56am
writinginbsl
Mathematics update...

Saudi women are now allowed to derive. More soon...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 26.09.11 7:56am
writinginbsl
Homeopathic Clowns get funnier the less often you see them. More soon. 5
Al OPecia 26.09.11 7:54am
writinginbsl