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Cornwall receives bail-out. More soon. 2
MC One R 4 years
Amnesty International demand immediate release of Aunty Matter 0
AdrianJ 4 years
Horse and carts slowly returning to the streets of Cornwall 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Royal Wedding ticket for sale on E-Bay 3
Basil_B 4 years

The listing reads: Ticket for sale for the Royal Wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton sometime next year Geniune reason for sale. Ticket made available due to having a spare one...

The Rutles to be removed from Itunes, Rutland gutted 4
Erlang 4 years

In what was thought to be the final stumbling block to the Beatles back catalog being made available on ITunes, the popular beat combo The Rutles have been sacrficed...

Iranian fencer has gone missing ,believed to be heading for the USmexican 0
arrghgarry 4 years
William hague presses Clinton to release Gitmo inmates as they need all the help 0
arrghgarry 4 years

they can get on the Yorkshire pudding production line due to the Christmas run up...

Italian scientists manage to isolate and contain antipasta 0
bonjonelson 4 years

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Cern now try to make uncle-matter.... 0
Mr.3374 4 years

Look, I CBA with royal gags, I'll leave them to you lot...

Cameron Thanks The Happy Couple.... 3
Jesse Bigg 4 years

for the handy, dire economic slump smoke screen...

UK Braced for Howard Jones as 1980s Revival Thunders On 9
bonjonelson 4 years
Glazers pay off Man U debt: £220m found “in pocket of old jacket”... 1
Doylem 4 years
Role model Kate: 1000s of women now to marry, keep quiet and look pretty 1
Moggsy 4 years
MAn angry at not being able to buy WII starts WW 111 0
arrghgarry 4 years
'Unrepentant' Lynn Truss summons the Four Horsemen of the Apostrophe 0
dicky37 4 years

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Roman Abramovich Buys the Republic of Ireland 1
kieran mcguire 4 years

[center]Roman Abramovich Buys Republic of Ireland[/center] Following weeks of legal wrangling Millhouse, the investment fund led by Roman Abramovich, has agreed to buy the Republic of Ireland. In a...

Engaged couple decline offer of chauffeur from Mohammed Al-Fayed 0
roybland 4 years
William and Kate decline invitation to spend honeymoon at Paris Ritz 0
roybland 4 years
Duke of Edinburgh offers flat chested Kate Middleton "airbag" op as wedding gift 0
thackaray 4 years
St Andrew's Photography graduate in mystery sledgehammer accident 0
Moggsy 4 years
Campaigners demand release of trapped antimatter atom. 0
Ostsee 4 years
4 year old treasure hunter unearths father's Brinks Matt gold robbery loot 0
thackaray 4 years
Mentally unhinged and Daily Express vow "no Kate Middleton obsession" 0
thackaray 4 years
‘Friend’ now just ‘someone who’s seen your blog’... 0
Doylem 4 years
Press Clamour for First View of Kate Middleton's Ring 2
De-scribe 4 years
PR company getting ready to turn around negative images of Somali pirates 2
Oxbridge 4 years

McKinley Moore, a Swindon-based PR agency, has taken on its biggest challenge in its five year history. Fresh from driving the advertising campaign that gave Wella shampoo a 2% increase in its market...

Royals to Repeat Traumatic Family History 1
Grover 4 years

The Royal Family have announced that, in a time of economic instability and high unemployment, a direct heir to the throne is to marry a physically unremarkable and previously unknown young lady in a...

Kate: No Decision Yet on Hymen Reconstruction 1
De-scribe 4 years
Royal Wedding avoidance holidays 0
Waggys Dog 4 years

Owners of the San Jose mine in Chile have announced they will reopen the mine rescue shaft to allow disaffected, leftie, republicans to escape the impending UK royal nuptuals. Owners insist there...

Millions of unemployed set to cheer the fuck up as posh bloke gets married 0
Oxbridge 4 years