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Eyjafjallajoekull public profile massively boosted by TV appearance 0
Mary Evans 4 years

A previously obscure Icelandic volcano has benefited from an enormous swell in public recognition after appearing on national television last week. ‘It just goes to show that the reach of the media...

Shreddies 'not knitted by nanas' shock 6
QorbeQ 4 years

Well-established UK cereal 'Shreddies', famously advertised as 'knitted by nanas' by brand owner Nestlé are, in fact, knitted in filthy sweatshops in some of the poorest districts of China, says...

Nick Clegg is bookies’ favourite for live televised climb 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Gary Linker makes a very late run into the box 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Goldman Sachs phone Russell Brand to say they screwed his country 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Chris Hoy cycles off on honeymoon but reappears 13.12 seconds later 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Wimbledon woman charged with distilling whisky in a Teasmaid 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Iceland misunderstand Ash for Gold scheme 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Autumn of the Auburns. 1
MightyBlair 4 years

The Human Fertilization and Embryology Authority has caused outrage by granting Newcastle University license to investigate means of eradicating the Ginger gene. Researchers anticipate that a foetal...

David Cameron’s forehead to be fitted with solar panels 0
Genghis Cohen 4 years

Conservative Party leader David Cameron has boosted his party’s green credentials by finally agreeing to exploit the vast energy-harvesting potential of his forehead and be fitted with solar panels...

Heads roll at BBC after Lib Dem 'Erection surge' cock-up. 0
MightyBlair 4 years
Striking BA Cabin Crew to Picket Volcano 0
John Roughty 4 years

Unite union leaders announced today that they were ferrying striking BA cabin crew to Iceland at the beginning of the week, "to stand side by side with this force of nature, which has clearly erupted...

Catholic Church to sell padded child bikinis at 'Primate' 0
fernandomando 4 years
AH posts annual "Grammar pedant awaits next series of Britain Has Talent" joke 0
antharrison 4 years

AH = antharrison...

Disciples arrested for exceeding fishing quotas in the Sea of Galilee. More soon 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
School misfits form Glee club, still get shit kicked out of them 4
Mary Evans 4 years

A group of socially awkward schoolchildren was disappointed today after discovering that pooling their hitherto secret singing and dancing talents into a performing arts group was insufficient to...

Nick Clegg to be considered by Vatican as possible future Pope 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
'ice-cream van that turns into a cage' design for new popemobile 0
fritz 4 years

Vatican reveals 'ice-cream van that turns into a cage' design for new popemobile...

Goldman Sachs Turned Over - Times. 'You ain't seen nothing yet'. More soon. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Windsor Bookies suspicious after Posh man with big ears bets on coronation date. 2
Ian Searle 4 years
Goldman Sachs convicted of slamming telesales at innocent rich people 2
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

NEW YORK, Saturday. In a second indictment filed against the famously wealthy Wall Street firm, the SEC has shown that in an operation which closely resembled a third-rate boiler room such as those...

Correction: Lord Mandelson to host top TV motoring show. 0
Ostsee 4 years

.not Julian Cleary as previously stated. We sincerely apologise for any inconvenience caused to those who ripped up their TV license...

Extra trains to be run as frustrated plane spotters flock to railway platforms 1
TerribleTim 4 years
New Superman film - opening titles delayed - "Is it a bird, is it a .... umm" 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Brown will try to claim volcano 'started somewhere else' reports Daily Mail 0
ronseal 4 years
Volcano carbon foot print out of control under Labour, claims Clegg 0
ronseal 4 years
Aviation emissions emphatically reduced under Labour, claims Mandelson 0
ronseal 4 years
The concrete party manifesto 0
sri yukteswar 4 years

Youve proberly beem wondering what this country needs is concrete,your right this country needs lots of concrete.Think of the money to be saved in our parks,take Hampstead Heath for eggsample,now...

God ends sponsorship deal with Catholic Church 2
ED209 4 years

In a fresh blow to the Catholic Church's fortunes, God has today announced he is to end the lucrative sponsorship deal which has been the organisation's financial mainstay for nearly 2000 years. God...

Nick Clegg and the other two already back on the campaign trail 0
edward hack 4 years