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"My solar powered rectal thermometer don't work" 1
greg various 4 years

says climate change sceptic."I'm going back to using a wet finger"...

Highways Agency criticised over roads that are now "unvehicleworthy". 2
seymour totti 4 years

More soon!...

Sky Sports to appoint Hermaphrodite Football Presenters 0
AndyOverhead 4 years

Non-inside sources have hinted that Sky Sports will replace Richard Keys and Andy Gray with a hermaphrodite presenter and football analyst to 'cover all bases'., "Lets see them accuse these...

Andy Gray to be pulling pints at the Frog & Feminist in Shoreditch... 1
Doylem 4 years
Woodland sell-off: Pope may be forced to shit elsewhere.. 0
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

Are bears Bhuddist?...

Nigella Lawson fired after overheard telling an old dear at Aldi that her 2
melody 4 years

famous husband does not know how to make Recette de Quiche Lorraine...

As Wogan sees the troubled Irish Government as a Charity case he demands his 0
melody 4 years

usual 10 grand a day Fee...

Oldest known Galaxy found down back of settee. More soon. 1
malgor 4 years
All News Of The World's jounalists resign 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years

Suggesting that reports that only half were undercover police may have understated the real number. More soon...

Arsonists readying for a fruitful burns night 4
simonjmr 4 years
BBC To Release Talent Into Private Sector Higher Pay Heaven 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

In a mission of mercy the BBC has released talent that claimed they could always earn more in the private sector to do just that. "We felt bad we were holding them back from greater wealth"...

Egypt's anti-government protests cause stock market to soar 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Israel denies it is the Geographical equivalent of katie Price . 12
melody 4 years
Speedy beta tests Sarkozy's electoral chances: "hacked facebook page" announces 4
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

his [url=]resignation. [/url] It pcould have been almost as popular as his...

Gray delighted at being called sexiest TV personality 0
immac 4 years
NHS cuts force Dr Liam Fox to open mobile maternity ward 0
simonjmr 4 years
Bono to appear on Dr. Phil show to discuss "With or Without You" lyrics 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Spanish donkeys express relief as Nadal misses out on Grand Slam 4
Oxbridge 4 years

Donkeys all over Spain have sighed with gratitude - or in some cases gulped through the stranglehold of their reins - following Rafael Nadal's surprise exit in the quarter finals of the Australian...

Ed Balls must wear Hannibal Lecter mask at all times, says Miliband 3
Ludicity 4 years

Newly appointed Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls is regarded as so dangerous that whenever he appears in public he must wear a face mask, straitjacket and be wheeled everywhere on a trolley. ‘It was a...

Key to real estate market turaround, louder sex by your apartment neighbours 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Sky look for female replacement for Andy Gray 0
fun and games 4 years

Preferably one with long blonde hair and big tits...

Nerd outrage as BBC World Service cuts Elvish and Klingon services 0
Skylarking 4 years
The Prince's Tourette's opened yesterday to mixed reviews. 4
Tammy Flugh 4 years

"F***ing brilliant. And I'll fight any arsewipe who says otherwise.", "Could have been a f***ing Oscar version but for the w*****r playing the title role.", "Seriously disappointed. I really wasn't...

World Service to be replaced by Hague FM 3
Ludicity 4 years

The BBC World Service is to be replaced by a rolling 24-hour radio show presented by Foreign Secretary William Hague. ‘I have always dreamed of being a DJ,’ said Mr Hague, ‘as a small boy I...

Arkwright to sue Colin Firth for breath of c-c-, breach of c-c-,breach of c-c- 0
Ian Searle 4 years

Oh sod it! Stealing., G-G=Granvil, f-f-fetch a cloth. Michale Palin also named in the sa-, in the sa- in the same suit...

New creativity director rebrands (Dirty bit) 0
simonjmr 4 years
Is Oral Sex Safe? Department of Health Issues New Advice for Young Men... 3
Jammydodgers 4 years

'Pair up with a partner, or risk serious back injuries.'...

NHS to be replaced with bottle of Lucozade,a dab of Savlon and a bunch of grapes 1
Gerontius 4 years

No hip replacements soon...

Andy Gray's sack shocks women 2
Fred 4 years
BBC World Service downgraded to just "BBC Service" after budget cuts 0
simonjmr 4 years