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Gang initiation tests ‘getting easier’ 3
ianslat 4 years

The annual debate regarding falling education standards and dumbing down is once again raging today with the announcement of this year’s gang initiation test results. The results show an increase...

Gang initiation tests 'getting easier' (v2) 0
ianslat 4 years

The annual debate regarding falling education standards and dumbing down is once again raging today with the announcement of this year’s gang initiation test results. The results show an increase...

sloopzz 4 years


Book reviewer who panned Blair memoirs "committed suicide", says Hutton inquiry 5
rickwestwell 4 years
Blair could donate money to charity within 45 minutes claim experts. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 4 years
Mystery UKIP benefactor turns out to be the European Union. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Charities offer to burn Blair's Mémoires. More soon. 3
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

Oxfam threatened with tsunami of unread gifts at Christmas...

Nick Clegg to set date for September 2010 elections. More soon. 1
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years
BNP to cap number of "foreign birds coming over here and eating all our worms". 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Women still facing discrimination at work, say uptight feminist whingebags - 2 35
Oxbridge 4 years

Despite extensive sex equality legislation and numerous court battles down the years, women are still being discriminated against in virtually every field of work and urgent action is needed to...

"Nick Clegg on work experience" 2
ruthless 4 years

Nick Clegg is embarking on two weeks work experience as ''acting Prime Minister'' in David Cameron's absence. Mr Cameron stated that he ''feels confident that Nick will do a great job while he is...

UKIP leader stands down after revelations of drinking Blue Nun as a student 0
ramblesnake 4 years

Accusations that he also shared a Gauloises with friends have been strongly denied...

Mohamed Shajhani sues Richmond Sausages over trade descriptions act.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

The Daily Blores reports today that respected Cleric and spiritual leader Mohamed Shajhani has launced a legal case against the company behind Richmond Sausages, Kerry Foods today. He claims that he...

Suicide bomber walks into a bar ..... 0
simonjmr 4 years

with the intention of getting legless. Don't worry about him said the landlord he's mainly 'armless and after a few drinks he goes to pieces...

Cloned woman hosts The One Show 1
ChrisHarrison 4 years

The BBC has reignited the cloning controversy after replacing the female presenter of its flagship evening programme with an exact replica. Alex Jones made her debut last night on BBC One’s daily...

NewsBiscuit ticker chaos as word input updated to predictive tuxedo. Moron soup. 0
pinxit 4 years
UK scientists label CERN's latest invention to fire sausages at moon 'misguided' 3
dicky37 4 years

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Osborne announces cuts in UK Government spending on "Things". 6
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Chancellor George Osborne today announced the latest target for Treasury cost-cutting plans. "Things" said Osborne at a morning Whitehall Press briefing "have got out of hand, and we are going to...

'Spike in Afghan civilian casualties' to be removed at coalition-funded hospital 1
la maga 4 years
Northumbria Police still looking for leads after 11 Newcastle men torn to pieces 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Capello’s Beckham decision ‘threatens to end England’s decade of success’ 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Sven Goran Eriksson lets it be known he could be interested in the UKIP vacancy 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
World Bank to loan Pakistan $600 million secured by a floating charge 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Osborne says cuts can improve fairness and Blackpool can win the Premiership 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Glazier deafened repairing face of London's famous Big Ben wins 'landmark' case 0
dicky37 4 years

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Clegg hailes same sex wards as part of a great NHS reform 0
4ty2 4 years

As a defender of the gay he claimed such separation to be essential for good healthcare. In a world obsessed with sex it has long been overdue to separate people not by race but by sexual preference...

Home Alone Clegg plans Downing St sleepover and fact-finding tour of theme parks 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Supply leader Nick Clegg fails to keep control as entire nation starts humming 15
Ludicity 4 years

In his first week running the country Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has suffered a major blow to his confidence as everyone in Britain began emitting a low frequency hum. ‘Look, I know exactly...

Nick Clegg disappointingly well-behaved while Cameron's away... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Patient told he only has 24 hoursto live so make the most of it ,punches 0
arrghgarry 4 years

the Doctor in the face ...