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Trillions of Sperm Stranded as Fallopian Tube Strike Enters Second Day 4
mugwump 4 years
Capello gives Rooney free role tonight in Basle red light district 0
R R 4 years

'He will play in a threesome with John Terry and Ashley Cole' reported Capello to a pressroom full of shocked reporters who just wanted to know about the football . . ...

A n overweight scottish man has been arrested in connection with the 0
arrghgarry 4 years

scotch egg throwing incident at Tony Blair`s book signing,the suspect was not saying much apart from the fixed crazy grin attached to his face...

Sue Sues Sly 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years

It was revealed today that Liverpool solicitor Max Rekin has served a writ against Hollywood icon, Sylvester Stallone. Denying accusations of opportunism and wanton limelight-seeking, Mr Rekin...

Rooney places gagging order in Switzerland 1
fernandomando 4 years
Cameron Defends Decision to Send Troops into Book Store 0
El Trev 4 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has today defended his decision to send British troops into a small independent book store on the Clacton High Street. In a robust defence in the House of Commons he said...

Balefails to kill cat in bin but succeeds in killing ELO cellist 3
arrghgarry 4 years
Fine for dropping chocolate wrapper was inspiration behind Careless Wispa, 2
Mr.3374 4 years

Reveals George Michael...

It was a boiing hot day ina medival Iranian prison when Sakineh a 43 year old 2
arrghgarry 4 years

Iranian woman asked for a 99 from Mr Whippy says her jailers seem to have misunderstood her ...

Skype deny problems with their conference call system 0
Quaz 4 years

A spokesman said "Eggherrnuffpuftzzzrt" before being cut off...

Chaos as striking tube workers can't get home. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Labour MPs call for investigation into hacking cough. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Little Britain awarded 'Best new comedy' accolade 0
antharrison 4 years
UK raise millions to replace crockery and picture hooks after NZ earthquake. 3
MADJEZ 4 years

Britons have rallied round to raise millions of pounds for the victims of last nights devastating earthquake in New Zealand. There have been heart rending stories of loss like Ida Brent who lost all...

Coleen Rooney wins headline grabbing contest 0
flossie mcjava 4 years

Coleen Rooney has officially been crowned WAGs headline grabbing queen after rumours of her husband's sordid antics spread like a prostitute's legs over the weekend. She beat off stiff competition...

Blair cancels book-signing at Clarkes. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Punk Rock Vicar jailed for conducting Sham 69 marriage. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

The Choir sang Oi!vey Maria...

Ex Tabloid editor denies being involved in Hacking 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

An ex Tabloid editor denies ever being involved in hacking or any other form of journalism. "It was basically smut, rumour and gossip. If that was illegal you would have to lock up most the men and...

Stead & Simpson slam Blairs decision to cancel London book signing 0
Basil_B 4 years

' We sold six months worth of stock on the back of that book signing date ' moaned Stead & Simpson Director Claude Simpson. ' I've never seen some many shoes sold in such a short space of time...

Death card actually does mean death, tarot reader admits 2
jp1885 4 years
Situation tense as wedding speech enters 2nd day, say negotiators 5
jp1885 4 years
Obama and Ahmedinajad take ritual playground taunts to next level 0
la maga 4 years

Relations between the US and Iran reached a new low today when Barack Obama drew a line across the playground with his foot and told Mahmoud Ahmadinejad , "I warn you: if you step across that line...

Cameron Seen Bulk-Buying Rolls of Tape 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

To hold his Press Secretary's story together?...

Anarchist library forced to close after failure to catalogue correctly. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Twinnings to become Official Tea of Builders 0
KimKali 4 years

PG Tips & Tetley's release joint statement: "LOL!", More in, oh, well, it's hard to say exactly., You may also be interested in our earlier article: Outrage at revelation tea-growing outsourced...

Gocompere.com - the new website for game show hosts 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Rooney will be fit to face Swiss prostitutes , insists Capello. 8
Gary Stanton 4 years

Casting aside lingering doubts over a groin injury, England manager Fabio Capello believes talismanic striker Wayne Rooney is ready to deliver against a formidable line-up of Basle sex workers and is...

Woman cautioned for urinating in public pleads squatters rights. 1
SingingHinny 4 years
Pope to 'make himself useful' on forthcoming UK trip 5
ianslat 4 years

Archbishop of Westminster Vincent Nichols has defended the astronomical cost of the Pope's forthcoming visit to the UK, explaining that Pope Benedict will amongst other things be carrying out...

Irish ready to launch eggs within 45 minutes claims Blair advisor. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 4 years