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Inquiry into Light Brigade charge expected to report 'soon'. 3
Stan Laurel 4 years

Descendants of the descendants of the soldiers who died in the infamous Charge of the Light Brigade during the Battle of Balaclava are hopeful of publication of the final report 'any year now'. The...

Tabla player from Southall not sure about representing The East 2
la maga 4 years

Mo Suleiman, who was born and bred in Southall, London, felt unsure this afternoon whether he really did represent The East. The suggestion was made during the introduction by the MC at an...

Britain's outspoken special envoy to Afghanistan is put on 'leave'. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

A UK Diplomat who told it like it is has been sent home. 'That sort of honesty gives the FO a bad name', said a spokesman. 'We have stringent selection and filtering procedures, training and...

300th fatality "Thrilled to have lasted until after Cameron's call for respect" 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

It made all the difference to him...

Coast Guard probe Solent oil spill after BP chief does Round the Island Race. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Capello drops Rooney. In doing so removes the team's mental block 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Osbourne cuts off own nose to spite his face 4
euankitson 4 years
US Turns Gulf Of Mexico Into Giant Oil Reserve 0
rfreed 4 years

The U.S. today decreed the Gulf of Mexico be made into the Southern National Petroleum Reserve and will fall under the jurisdiction of the U.S. Military. Much like the little known National Petroleum...

Footballers to fit squeakers in boots 5
ramblesnake 4 years

to provide a subtle musical counterpoint to vuvuzelas...

Daily Mail awards Prince Charles, 'architect of the year' prize 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'Poundbury is nothing short of genius. It is surely better to look back to an imagined past than to look at the brutish work of sucessful architects. Prince Charles, once again, has his finger on the...

Murray turns down offer of "a ride through Paris" from Prince Phillip 0
andhrimnir 4 years

but agrees he will bow to the Queen if he plays on center court this week...

George Osbourne renames 11 Downing Street "Deepcut Barracks" 0
Skylarking 4 years
Osborne admits he will cut taxes, put up benefits and pensions 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

'I wanted it to be a surprise', said the bottom-nosed, Mr Osborne...

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QorbeQ 4 years
Home Office apologises to extremist suicide bomber 0
hero2zero 4 years

The Home Office issued an apology to Islamic extremist Tourettes sufferer, "It was inappropriate to describe him as a ticing bomb."...

'I just wanted to spend a penny', says man found in Royal Mint 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Evidence of Jesus's first failed miracles uncovered 4
Zadok the second 4 years

A recently-translated ancient text has shed shocking light on some of Jesus's earliest attempts to get going as a prophet. The scroll, now known as the Fifth Gospel or Book of Rita, describes events...

Police may reopen GP death probe 3
virtuallywill 4 years For those of us of a certain age...

Elena Baltacha shows her solidarity with the English football team... 0
LittleSpender 4 years

by going out in the first round. Probably more will soon...

'It's not my Fault' says PM 0
Wetherby Pond 4 years

A sombre milestone was reached today when the 300th scaremongering speech, running down the economy was made by a member of the coalition. The speech was made by a junior minister from the Treasury....

Zero tolerance in South Africa as failure to find a toilet is now an offence. 2
Basil_B 4 years

Offending fan is now considering going for the lesser offence of trespassing into a changing room full of talentless goons...

After 7 nil defeat to Portugal, Kim Jong-il reserves 23 places in Korean Gulag. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Just to show his appreciation of his teams efforts North Korean Leader Kim Jong-il has made 23 places available for the whole team to be given an unwelcome return as permanent guests of the worst...

Referee Shocked By FIFA Revelation That Footballers May Tell Lies To Win 2
Svendo 4 years

French Referee Stephan Lannoy is said to be in a state of shock and confusion after a FIFA World Cup official told him that sometimes football players will bend the truth in order to gain an...

CERN To Start Work On Large Hadron Collander 1
Svendo 4 years

Physicists at CERN have decided that it's obviously too hard to try and get 2 protons to smash together so instead it has been proposed by leading boffin Prof. Stephen Hawking that instead of using a...

I love you 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

please click on link to find out why

No rift among those who say 'there is no rift' 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Players told the media there is no rift among those who say there is no rift with their manager after rumours spread that some thought there was a rift. 'We all agree there is no rift'. More rift...

Hello lovey 0
anna rack 4 years

would anyone be interested in joining the afterwork stationary club?its open to all office workers and those interested in stationary.We meet on every last friday of each month in a pub and everyone...

John Prescot worried he maybe liable to pay tax for the first time. 0
Basil_B 4 years

This after hearing George Osbourne's threat to tax anything animal,vegetable or mineral all of which could apply to Prescot...

Student 'Crunchie point' is £7,000 says study 0
QorbeQ 4 years

The point at which students switch to chocolate bars to save funds is reached when they are £7,000 in debt, says a survey from a leading education charity. The Sutton Trust has questioned some...

Campanologists football team has more bells than England... 2
deskpilot3 4 years

and bigger ones too...