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Lonely physicist discovers chick magnet 3
Dumbnews 4 years
Malcolm Gladwell's newest book explores effects of 10,000 hours of doing nothing 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Study finds most fools are experts outside their area of foolishness 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Julian Clary joins yes, camp, due to punctuation error. 0
be reasonable 4 years
London 2012 officials admit 'Everyone warned us it would happen', but we're shit 0
Mr Payne 4 years

More soon, once the servers have been hosed down and some competent staff have been drafted in. From Monkey World...

Andrew Marr named new BBC Home Affairs correspondent 4
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Ming the Merciless Royal Wedding invite cancelled after human rights criticism 8
rickwestwell 4 years

The Supreme Emperor of the Planet Mongo has said he will not attend Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding on Friday because of local unrest on his planet. Emperor Kevin "Minging" T. Merciless...

The no to AV campaign too negative claim political experts 0
simonjmr 4 years
Female willingly has sex with Andrew Marr 0
ED209 4 years

Three times winner of the Sony 'Face for Radio' award Andrew Marr has stunned the world at large with the announcement that a member of the opposite sex has voluntarily had sexual intercourse with...

Swarovski release iPad rival 0
4 years

IT experts were taken by surprise by the release of an iPad rival from Swarovski today. The tablet, marketed under the name 'iGlass', is more expensive than the iPad, and considerably more shiny. ...

Boots the Chemist sue Apple over Tablet release. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Government investigators to scan Royal Wedding coverage for benefit cheats. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Cannonball stunt backfires. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
NHS to combat GP appointment shortages by introducing placebo doctors 1
evilsuperstar 4 years

The NHS has today announced that it has begun to role out a scheme which will see thousands of non medical practitioners introduced into surgeries across England and Wales in a bid to raise patient...

Wayne Rooney's call girl frolic wins him contract as new face of Pro-Active 0
ronseal 4 years

Wayne Rooney has bravely fought back over the loss of his Coke Cola endorsement contract. Last night he was celebrating long into the night, after being named as the new face of Pro-Active. [I'm off...

BBC decide to screen 'live' death of Andrew Marr's career this Sunday. 0
Milo Shame 4 years

(more soon)...

Admin error suspected as police investigate RAC rally 0
beau-jolly 4 years

Simon (or Janice) Moore soon...

Bury goalkeeper accidentally drops charges 0
beau-jolly 4 years

Bobby Moore soon...

Local man fears bunting, Union Jacks 'may not be ironic' 9
Golgo13 4 years

As the day of William and Kate's wedding draws near, concern is growing that the patriotic flags and knick-knacks being displayed in the cul-de-sac's front windows are a genuine show of royalist...

Stock news "Plenty of Fish" fends off advances from "The Lonely Planet" 0
Ian Searle 4 years
AV Referendum ballot papers have 'Couldn't Give a shit' box added. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Less soon hopefully...

Clark Kent granted superinjunction to prevent any other tickers being put up. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Pineapple Studios 'pop star' Andrew Stone still available for Royal Wedding. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Self deluded wannabe pop star Andrew Stone of Pineapple Dance Studios has issued a statement saying he would be available to sing at William and Kates wedding if required., 'I had expected them to...

Sado-masochist confused over gagging order 0
jp1885 4 years
Inverness man forced to admit Higgs-Boson error 0
Highlander 4 years

In yesterday's sensational news Mr DJ MacSporran of Inverness claimed he had found the elusive Higgs-Boson particle. This particle has been the holy grail of physicists for years now and could prove...

Media reporting 8 billion currently expected to watch royal wedding 0
dandare70 4 years
‘Streets filled with zombies’ fear as Playstation Network breakdown continues 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Syrian President flees but changes his mind when he reaches Damascus 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Vote Yes to AV. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Just testing...

Barclays sue Stephen Merchant after it turns out the squirrel is relevant 0
Pinhead 4 years