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Psychopathic octopus predicts North Korean World Cup victory. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
IPCC to investigate Moat death. 0
Zen 4 years

Report expected August 2017...

Tabloids bemoan lack of gun toting madmen 0
antharrison 4 years
Ryanair’s O’Leary has nothing controversial to say. More soon. 0
ironbridgeboy 4 years

Ryanair’s CEO Michael O’Leary stunned the word’s aviation press today by holding a normal press conference, acting in a simple straightforward manner whilst revealing the company’s impressive...

Shock as 11th Commandment Discovered in Dead Sea Scrolls: "Don't Be a Twat". 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Seven year old relieved to discover he was not brought by stork 0
Flying Squirrel 4 years
Monty Python declare parrot sketch is dead. Expired. Is no more. 0
ironbridgeboy 4 years

The remaining members of Monty Python announced today that the parrot sketch has reached the point in comedic value where it has passed on and is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone...

Psychic octopus to publish book of prophecies 0
Flying Squirrel 4 years
Northumbrian police admit Gene Hunt may not have been most suitable negotiator. 3
Mary Evans 4 years
Psychic Octopus Suspended Amid Doping Scandal 0
mugwump 4 years

Psychic Octopus Suspended Amid Doping Scandal...

Man charged over doorstep killing - doorstep to be buried on Thursday 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Raoul Moat tells police officers he would love to let them in but would 0
arrghgarry 4 years

get it in the neck...

'Fat kids don't have time for exercise' reveals report 2
edward hack 4 years

Research carried out on chidren in Plymouth has revealed a definite link between excess weight and too much exercise., The findings show that being healthy is entirely down to life style choices and...

GMTV to be relaunched as "The Two Show". 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Kosovans in tears as Blair meets children 4
edward hack 4 years

School children in Kosovo were in tears yesterday after Cheri Blair forced them to hand over their pocket money following an introduction to her husband Tony., The children, who have all been named...

Is More Soon Taiwan’s most prolific author? More soon. 0
ironbridgeboy 4 years
War against the Taliban hampered by new EU health ruling 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years

The EU has now ruled that all ammunition is to carry “Best Before” and “Use By” dates as well as other usage advice. The Army has ground to a halt despite having one of the biggest stockpiles...

Crime figures soar as manhunt reveals police ineptitude 1
SM 4 years

Crime figures are have soared as the ongoing Raoul Moat manhunt exposes just how useless the cops really are. The search for the self-confessed shooter has now entered its seventh day despite the...

Psychic octopus to publish book of prophecies 2
Flying Squirrel 4 years
FIFA announce theme for 2014 World Cup in Brazil – “Dilapidation” 2
ironbridgeboy 4 years
Moat filled in. More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Sir Cliff to ref World Cup final 0
edward hack 4 years

Premier League entertainer Sir Cliff Richard has been chosen by FIFA to referee Sunday's World Cup final in Johannesburg., Sir Cliff, who has taken centre stage at Wimbledon on several occasions, is...

Sue Sim, of Roual Moat case, is actually Mrs Tweedie from Chicken Run. 1
4 years
Germany "at a standstill" with third place playoff anticipation 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Nick Clegg Defends Gimp Suit 0
Quaz 4 years

Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has responded to criticism of the black rubber gimp suit he has taken to wearing around Westminster. The red ball gag and mouth strap were removed just long enough...

Gazza wheeled in to sing "Fog on the Tyne" ... Moat surrenders 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Police in stand off with Raoul Moat ,Mr Moat being a first class bouncer 0
arrghgarry 4 years

refuses them entry as he feels they may be potential trouble causers...

Wary Carey Scared of Marys 6
Doctor Moptop 4 years

More bishops soon...

Tony Blair meets nine kids that are named after him ,Mr.Blair shows concern 0
arrghgarry 4 years

but is assured even though it is spelled C.U.N.T ,in kosovo it has a different pronunciation ...

UEFA announce Euro 2012 “Group of Death” – England, Iraq, Afghanistan, N Ireland 1
ironbridgeboy 4 years

In a surprise statement today UEFA announced the inclusion of further countries “bordering Europe” eligible for qualification for Euro 2012. Group D of the qualifying stages for Poland/Ukraine...