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Aijalon Mahli Gomes was today imprisoned for entering North Korea illegally 0
arrghgarry 4 years

he was fined $700,000 a north Korean spokesman said it was a coincidence that it was the same as the GDP...

Police waiting patiently for Moat to claim on mobile insurance policy 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Delivery of government promises 'nigh impossible' says Parcelforce 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Management from the former state-owned delivery company Parcelforce have said they are 'trying, but failing' to deliver election promises on time -- but they say that the blame lies with central...

Northumbria police book group 'still can't find Wally' 1
ianslat 4 years

A spokesman for Northumbria police's popular book group has today appealed to the public for any assistance they can give in their ongoing hunt for the children's book character known as Wally....

Raoul Moat joins police in search for Raoul Moat 7
JayGee 4 years

Northumbria Chief Constable welcomes the move saying, 'With the help of Mr Moat, we believe we are closer than ever to tracking down and arresting Mr Moat.'...

BP appoint Moat as "avoidance" advisor 0
simonjmr 4 years
National Trust 'outraged' that Moat allowed free access without membership. 0
MightyBlair 4 years

The organisation will now pile all its resources into finding Moat, and are offering free tea and scones to anyone who can provide information...

Wormhole discovered in Rothbury 0
hero2zero 4 years

Police are waiting to see what emerged/will emerge/has emerged/will or has disappeared...

Moat is giving bouncers a bad name, storms Levi Belfield 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Israel agrees on attempt to relax Middle-East tensions 0
ramblesnake 4 years

by telling Arab neighbours to either lighten up or fuck off...

Moat search now 'World's longest Game of Hide & Seek' - Guinness Book of Records 0
pinxit 4 years

Police still counting...

Welsh badgers set to buy Raoul Moat outfits ahead of cull 0
ramblesnake 4 years
Cammi the psychic bag of battered calamari rings predicts this weekends results 0
simonjmr 4 years

A cycling dog will win a stage at the Tour de France. Holland or Spain will win the World cup 4-3 after penalties maybe. Lewis Hammilton will win the GB grand prix - driving his car like the...

“Man-boobs” to be recategorized as a disability. 4
MightyBlair 4 years

Legislation listing the medical condition “gynecomastia”, or man-boobs, as a disability is to come into effect in 2012, after a white paper was approved in the commons. The move follows a report...

Iranian woman escapes being stoned to death - if only Keith Moon had ... 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Rooney back on pitch, puts up pasting table and arranges bric-a-brac, '50p each' 0
QorbeQ 4 years

'What else would I have been doing on a Sunday?' asks the bemused striker, as car boot organiser admits 'he's had this pitch booked for weeks.' More soon...

Fat Britain weighing heavy on undertakers shoulders 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Tom Sillence, head of Planters, the undertaker's union, today called on the government to invest more in getting Britain healthy "We are increasingly alarmed at the growing obesity and mortality...

Brazilian media frenzy at reports of English footballers being fed to the dogs 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Russia in talks to swap 1 tennis player for entire England Football team 0
paulvw 4 years

except Robert Green...

CSI viewers baffled Raoul Moat not captured in under 60 minutes 1
dandare70 4 years
English ref to disallow first goal in world cup final 0
jp1885 4 years
Public invited to suggest cuts online at www.cut.gove.uk 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Spy exchange begins at enlarged dead letter boxes in Central and Gorky Parks 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Coalition invites suggestions for cuts via Twitter of not more than £140 billion 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Octopus to decide next England manager 2
hero2zero 4 years

Preparations are under way in Bristol, F.A officials keen to see a wide selection of potentials scrutinised by the "octi-prophet!"...

Sky news deny sending Kay Burley to Northumbria with a target on her back 0
simonjmr 4 years
No doubting that Christiano Christiano is Christiano`s, on upon having his bum 2
arrghgarry 4 years

smacked he dived on to the theatre floor clutching his ankle ,he then spat at the cameraman who was recording it for Christiano...

Police tell Moat that his past is just water under a bridge 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Northumbria Police arrest Judas Priest for conspiracy to murder 0
wallster 4 years

Northumbria Police have arrested the ageing rock band Judas Priest for allegedly inciting murder in a subliminal message, hidden within their 1984 hit song - 'Screaming for Attention'. Detective...

German players line up to kick psychic octopus in tentacles 0
Nick McCarr 4 years