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Robbie Williams "tempted" by Jubilee line. 2
nickb 05.06.12 1:35pm
al-Qaeda confirm they will close the Olympic opening ceremony

McCartney later...

virtuallywill 05.06.12 12:26pm
Philip involved in yet another Conspiracy Theory.

Controversy surrounds the Prince's sudden (some say "convenient") illness, which prevented him from attending the Queen's Jubilee Concert, featuring such beloved institutions as Sir Cliff Richard and...

rob box 05.06.12 11:43am
rob box
Selectors swept up in Jubilee fever as Queen named in Olympic rowing team

The Queen admits to being “thrilled” at her selection as coxswain for the Great Britain women’s rowing eight on the back of an awesome recent performance down the Thames where she led a boat to...

Yikes 05.06.12 11:16am
UN stands by as Jubilee is inflicted on nation

In possibly the worst case of its kind in history, an entire nation has had a Jubilee inflicted upon it over an extended period while the rest of the world stood by. Yet again, the ability of the...

Des Custard 05.06.12 11:09am
Old lady passes 60th year in dead-end job

86-year-old Elizabeth Windsor today marked the passing of her 60th year in a dead-end job that she has held since 1952 and which affords her no real responsibility, no prospects of progression and...

Long Distance Clara 05.06.12 11:01am
Breivik judge caught playing solitaire: "Doom seemed inappropriate!" 0
charlieworth 05.06.12 8:21am
Greek bailout....?

Greece offers to bail out Britain if Prince Phillip dies. "After the banking crisis and paying for the Jubilee and Olympics, the worst thing that can happen now is paying for a state funeral", says...

ionb 05.06.12 6:55am
Jubilee beacons mistake as 6000 Rohirrem arrive

A "breakdown in communications" has been blamed on the sudden arrival of 6000 heavily armed horsemen...

apepper 05.06.12 6:18am
Plumbers disappointed with the new range of Jubilee clips 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 05.06.12 5:38am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Royal family "Delighted by 100m by 75m photograph of Mark Phillips" 2
antharrison 04.06.12 11:28pm
Liverpool Echo - "Punch Joey Barton and win a Metro"

Liverpool Echo - "Punch Joey Barton and win a Metro"...

BillyBitzer 04.06.12 11:25pm
Philip tells Duchess of Cambridge he'd have prefered a tug 2
tedweasel 04.06.12 11:18pm
Jubilee beacon lighting ruined by oversensitive smoke alarm and sprinkler system 0
seymour totti 04.06.12 10:38pm
seymour totti
Kylie set cut short in row over 'pearly SS uniform', Bryan Ferry duet cancelled. 1
MADJEZ 04.06.12 10:37pm
seymour totti
Rio Ferdinand selected for Olympic Back-pedalling event.

Tweets "I owe it all to Woy for not picking me for Euro 2012. He's a legend"...

RickH 04.06.12 9:38pm
Chat up line about Titanic voted "worst way to break the ice" 0
quango 04.06.12 9:26pm
Scientists Generate Headlines With Headline Generator

Spending five years and three million pounds of public money on a questionable study may seem like every researcher's dream, but the real reward comes when the study is done and various papers give...

Textbook 04.06.12 9:03pm
Philip's Text to Queen :"Rather you than me old girl. LoL" 0
Drylaw 04.06.12 9:02pm
Queen attends concert in old folks home. 0
Maverick 04.06.12 8:58pm
Duke of Edinburgh misses concert after getting bladdered on boat yesterday.

Always a Navy man, more soon...

MADJEZ 04.06.12 8:04pm
Prince Philip missing concert 'is taking the piss' says Barlow. 0
MADJEZ 04.06.12 8:02pm
Queen to strike over pension

Changes to the Queen's pension from one's final salary to one's average has met with resistance from Buckingham Palace. Official sources report that the Queen's union rep is to ballot the Royal...

tomholder 04.06.12 7:33pm
Duke of Edinburgh to face sickness absence review

Prince Philip’s second bout of sick leave in the last six months is set to trigger a formal Human Resources (HR) process Buckingham Palace has revealed. Palace HR assistant, Bruce Semmens,...

Mandy Lifeboat 04.06.12 6:58pm
Mandy Lifeboat
"Now you're taking the piss" says Duke. "Bladder infection", says Palace. 0
dominic_mcg 04.06.12 6:52pm
Prince Philip said to be Immensley Disappointed at Missing "Ghastly Pop Concert"

Prince Philip was today admitted to hostipal as a precaution after suffering from a sudden bout of premonitions before the jubilee pop concert., A palace spokesman said that the prince was very...

thisisall1word 04.06.12 6:37pm
Flightless birds 'wasting everyone's time' 3
Genghis Cohen 04.06.12 5:27pm
Coming soon...CALL of NATURE : Comfort Break 2

Publishers Activision say they are simply responding to customer demand with the release of the latest video game in the Call of Duty series which, it is rumoured will be aimed exclusively at the...

Nerys Hughes 04.06.12 5:17pm
Young, trouble-causing personalised numberplate maker given A580 0
antharrison 04.06.12 2:22pm
Royal Correspondents Falling Victim To Jubilee Celebrations Overload

Hospitals across the capital are reporting a surge in admissions today as a steady stream of TV Royal Correspondents appear to be signing themselves in for treatment. It's understood that they are...

Duff 04.06.12 1:57pm