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Cameron to extend time limit for blaming previous government 3
mtskull 4 years

David Cameron today unveiled plans for new legislation which will double the time limit during which it is acceptable to blame the previous government for the nation’s problems. In a statement to...

Nigella Lawson tells Association of housewives and whores just be the best 8
Malcum eggs 4 years

you can be...

God's wife was true universal creator. 5
wallster 4 years

Scientists and theologians have finally agreed that it was in fact God's wife, and not the great man himself who was responsible for the creation of all things. The debate of generations has finally...

Switzerland considers repealing incest laws... 1
riesler 4 years

National Anthem to be replaced with duelling banjos...

Time 'Person of Year' runner up awarded to founder of Friendster 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Coallition announces phased increase in daylight hours starting this month 2
andhrimnir 4 years
Voice of X-factor at a loose end now until Britains Got Talent 0
simonjmr 4 years
Carlos Kickaball explains why he wants away... 0
Doylem 4 years

“I woke up in the middle of the night and decided I needed a camel. Right there, right then. I rang the chairman, made my demand, and the camel was delivered to my home within an hour. But - and...

Water cannon vetoed... Police to be issued with water pistols... 0
Doylem 4 years
Blackburn decide not to hand manager’s job to Maradonna 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Former Blackburn saviourJack walker said to be turning in his grave 0
Malcum eggs 4 years

as he was buried with his favorite lathe...

People are amazed when Ex KGB chief Vlad Putin plays Blueberry Hill 0
Malcum eggs 4 years

on grand piano ,finishes it with a song then orders 3 journalists killed ...

House rules for the new regime at Blackburn... 0
Doylem 4 years

“Since Diego will be accompnied by his own entourage and backroom staff, we’re bringing in a strict code of conduct at Ewood. “No guns in the boardroom. Cocaine, outside”...

Latest research shows that breathing helps to extend life. More Soon 0
martin2381 4 years
Sepp Blatter "When putsch comes to shove": FIFA had no ulterior motives 0
simonjmr 4 years
Man jailed for killing 2 big cats after scrapping of double leopardy law. 12
dominic_mcg 4 years
The Blackburn blueprint... 0
Doylem 4 years

“We want a winning team”, says Venky's chairman, Anuradha Desai, “attractive, entertaining football, a top-five finish, European competition, a famous manager and, ideally, not in a shitheap...

Harrier jet’s life ends amidst claims it was pushed rather than jumped 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Facebook connections map to be used for eugenics targeting 0
Erlang 4 years
Sepp Blatter tells black fans to "white up" for Russian World Cup 2018 4
thackaray 4 years
Judge guilty of keeping dangerous dog gives out obscene sentence 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Britney Spears demands custody of "Fat suit" from Christina 0
simonjmr 4 years
Isle of Wight Residents outraged 'misled over new wireless technology' 0
paulvw 4 years
Hollywood goes too far with 'Meet the Focking-Conts' 12
Golgo13 4 years

Following on from [i]Meet the Fockers[/i] and [i]Little Fockers[/i], Hollywood creative types may just have pushed the "Change-one-vowel-in-a-taboo-word" envelope an inch or two too far for middle...

Internet group Anonymous threaten use of caps-lock to free Assange 0
bonjonelson 4 years

The nebulous shady internet group "Anonymous" have said they will up the ante in their 'Operation Payback' campaign against everyone who has threatened them, threatened WikiLeaks or doesn't like...

Students protest rise in tuition fees by attending classes 0
Dumbnews 4 years
best of british life 0
4ty2 4 years

leaked by the BBC...

Bomber fails to win place in Suicide Bombers’ Hall of Fame... 0
Doylem 4 years

A spokesman for some unspeakably vile organisation had this to say. “Indiscriminate killing is the name of the game, blowing up people of all races, creeds and colours. Taimour Abdulwahab al-Abdaly...

Students plan mass sleep-in to protest tuition fees 0
roybland 4 years
Xmas present for the cat who has everything: a small, fur-lined wheelie-bin... 2
Doylem 4 years