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Tories To Puncture 'Meals-On-Wheels' Service 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Sedan chair lifters to take over?...

Tory MP's Admit That Their Nostalgia For The 1980's Is So Great.... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Thatcher's public service squeeze, high unemployment, doing down the unions, and slump., That they are all looking forward to the upcoming re-run...

Source of toxic waste traced back to UK holidaymaker 1
Gerontius 4 years

^^CLICK HERE^^ for more pics of putrid oily slick...

Thailand to recall 300 brides 0
Kuifje 4 years

The Thai government is to recall over 300 brides following concerns over 'minor safety issues' it was revealed last night. Officials have confirmed that the brides, once a by-word for reliability...

Dinner Lady Grooms a Biscuit Boy Oliver 0
Kazytc 4 years

A dinner lady working in St Mary's Primary School in County Fermanagh, Northern Ireland, has been accused of grooming a boy of 9 years old. 'Oliver Twist'-Cookie, asked dinner lady Pat Lavery-Groom,...

Bono in emergency operation... 0
be reasonable 4 years

to remove his head from his back passage. It was revealed today that Irish rock shouter and Messianic delusionist Bono underwent an emergency 5-hour operation last night to remove his head from his...

Man with radio song stuck in his head charged with illegal downloading 2
Dumbnews 4 years
louis Hamilton fails to finish the last 3 out of 4 times , 2
arrghgarry 4 years

his girlfriend say he`s just as bad on the track...

1metre wide drill reaches workshy miners 25 are killed by 1000 0
arrghgarry 4 years

gallons of coolant...

Millennium Trilogy now available in flatpack 0
Scroat 4 years
NEW gbt Talent Gamu Nhengu agees to go back to Zimbwabe when she 0
arrghgarry 4 years

can change her savingd to 4 million Zimbwabe dollars...

9year old scouser admits he sold drugs in school too 0
arrghgarry 4 years

cheaply ,and this lead to the dinner lady dobbing him in...

School dinner lady accused of ‘grooming biscuit for sex’ 2
therustler 4 years

A school dinner lady in the West Midlands has been suspended from work after accusations that she was grooming a biscuit for sex. Phillis Havery, a catering supervisor at Hargate Heath Primary...

If Liu had only been in Iraq we`d have bribed or killed him 0
arrghgarry 4 years

Obama said in a statement that Liu "has sacrificed his freedom for his beliefs" and is "an eloquent and courageous spokesman for the advance of universal values through peaceful and nonviolent...

Pond life in England relieved to hear that Victoria Beckham staying in the US 0
Basil_B 4 years

Victoria Beckham annoyed her former pond life inhabitants in England today by saying that she was going to stay in the USA because she felt that England's ponds were too small for her now that she...

Chilean miners strike may delay rescue 1
ianslat 4 years

Hopes that the 33 trapped Chilean miners could be rescued earlier than expected were dealt a blow today as it was revealed that many of them have gone on strike, hampering the rescue attempt. The...

Recriminations as Chile miner rescue shaft unexpectedly emerges near Sydney 2
rickwestwell 4 years
‘We’re all in this together’ agrees disabled man 0
Gerontius 4 years

A disabled man who has spent the past 15 years struggling gamely to get by on incapacity benefit has welcomed the news from David Cameron that ‘we are all in this together’ by shoving fellow Tory...

Britain's most subservient man agrees we're all in this together 0
roybland 4 years

'i agree with everything Mr Cameron and Mr Osborne say,' says Tony Lowe (55), Britain's most subservient man. 'We're all in this together and our country needs us and we've all got to make cuts.',...

The Labour Parties 'Booby' Prize 4
Kazytc 4 years

After 14 years of Britain being ruled by the Labour party, until recent elections voted in, David Cameron's, Conservative Party, it would appear that the Labour Party, have awarded themselves...

imon Cowell aiming for another hit record... 8
be reasonable 4 years

thi Chritma . More oon...

Police marksman wins cuddly toy 12
ramblesnake 4 years

After hours of deliberation a jury of five men, six women and a sick note finally announced the winner of the kill barrister Mark Saunders competition. Firearms officer PC Jack Cade, originally from...

UK lottery winner Lakshmi Mittal thrilled to win £113 million jackpot. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

He said he wasn't sure what he'd do with the money, probably put it in the bank with the other £18 billion...

King of Rock and Roll deposed in military coup. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Countryside devastated by toxic red sludge after leak at Jammie Dodger factory. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Miners’ rescue jeopardized after woman breaks drill whilst proving point. 0
SingingHinny 4 years
School kids refuse to release Depp until ransom demands are met 0
Nobby Holder 4 years

Who's a pretty boy...

I really love, reveals Lord Sainsbury 0
Zadok the second 4 years
Shadow cabinet mix-up explained ... 0
Redundantpublicservant 4 years

Keen guitarist and slightly hard of hearing Alan Johnson thought Ed had asked if he was good with his thumbs...

Spending review likely to prompt reduction in number of countries in UK 10
Redundantpublicservant 4 years

Coalition plans to reduce the size of the UK state by a quarter seem set to lead to one of England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales having to go. To avoid additional costs the likeliest choice...