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Obama to plan visit to Britain 0
ramblesnake 4 years

As soon as he knows the date for his NHS bypass op...

Off duty firemen to carry a bucket of water around with them. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Uk to Break Ties with the President of Vuvuzela Mr Chav. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

The FO has announced that Mr Chav, President of Vuvuzela, will not get an invitation to a Queen's Garden Party because he would use it to blow his own trumpet...

Cameron to replace Higher Education System with "The University of Life". 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Morons soon...

Man who demanded 'just a haircut' is banned from local hairdressers 0
roybland 4 years

A Norfolk man has been banned from hairdressers in the county after he walked into his local barber's and requested 'just a haircut please'. Joe Kitchener (42) said that after years of torment at...

Fatal epidumbic sweeps across America 1
AngryGammon 4 years
Vuvuzuela Diplomatically Breaks Up With Columbia Records 0
afternoonslow 4 years

Al-Jazzera Music, 24th July: With a “tear in the heart,” Vuvuzuelan President Hugo Taefuk has announced that his government has broken all relations with Columbia Records, following a tiff in...

free twatnav for every uk household to identify daily mail readers 1
simonjmr 4 years
Forensic scientist 'claimed on expenses for cleaning Moat'. More soon. 4
malgor 4 years
Norfolk broads are to be rebranded as the old cows brands are fading 2
arrghgarry 4 years

some more ,, Norfolk broads are to be rebranded as the ones the taxi driver missed be my guest...

Moathouse Hotel has one room left ,due to unforseen circumstances 0
arrghgarry 4 years

offers free B+B if you won`t shoot them in the face...

Mel Gibson banned from Queen's Garden Party 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Fluffer leader starts long stretch in jail 10
Golgo13 4 years

After nearly a decade in hiding, Jeff Vilbiss, the former leader of the American Fluffers Union, was today sentenced to a total of 22 years in prison for crimes he committed during his 6-month...

Cameron's "Big Society" is just a tarted up "Fat Britain" 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
An argument breaks out in the Hilton household over who gives the best head 1
arrghgarry 4 years

Paris tells mommy hers made her world famous and even richer ,and is in demand allover the world for publicity appearances,Mommy reminds Hilton that if it was not for her skills in the BJ department...

Lorries carrying custard and cement collide, causing fucking awful mess 12
Oxbridge 4 years
After seeking advice from Robert Blake, Mel Gibson offers to kiss and make up 0
arrghgarry 4 years

with the partner and mother of his young child.He is going to take Oksana for a nice meal this weekend ...

UN recognises Kosovo's face but can't remember its name. 1
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Channel 5 news to be renamed "Screws on Five.". More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Ford posts another quarterly profit as summer sales double from 10 to 20 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Damn the onion! 1
la maga 4 years

With all the stories on the govt cuts I've seen here and on other British sites, the pesky onion has come up with one of the best I've seen:,...

Price of laughs hits all time low of $20 per barrel 3
LittleSpender 4 years

There were fears for the future of the comedy industry today as the price of laughs fell once again to an all time low in early trading. A Barrel of Brent Crude now stands at $30 per barrel down...

European banks call in a sickie after stress test. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Banks stress-tested in giant vice, bonus sizes resist all pressures 0
la maga 4 years
Firefox release buggy browser for new features only engineers think are cool 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Techies criticize Iphone 4 for not being complicated and difficult to use 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Linux OS dumbing down target market to just post-docs and higher 0
Dumbnews 4 years
American drone 'just wouldn't shut up' complains Pakistani militant 3
jp1885 4 years
Scottish Iron Monger accused of fiddling with a 'Gnats Knackers' Pleads.. 2
Sharpehunter 4 years

innocent on grounds of a 'Gnats Knacker' being a traditional iron mongers alternative form of measurement. Colin Toady, of Edinburgh pleaded not guilty today to a string of charges brought against...

Microwave barracked over lack of ceremony. 0
SingingHinny 4 years