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Writer retracts crap post by editing over it 1
Moggsy 4 years
Royal souvenirs “hit rock bottom” with commemorative commode... 0
Doylem 4 years
MP short of breath... 0
Doylem 4 years

Labour MP Eric Joyce is remorseful after being banned from driving for a year, for failing to provide a breath test. “I’ve learned one thing at least from this traumatic experience: if you’re...

Pudsey's benefit stopped as fundraising deemed 'as good as working' by JobCentre 0
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Mrs Doyle Employed to Persuade World's Monetary Powers to Assist Ireland 4
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27 Dwarves missing in Mordor 0
bonjonelson 4 years

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Spanish voters admit to faking orgasms... 1
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Cosseted Inbred Millionaire Fuckwit Lord Young Acts Like a Complete Cunt 5
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Irish close their borders 2
dpx 4 years

In what seems like a knee jerk reaction to the latest financial crisis to hit Ireland, the Government has announced that they are to commence a crack down of their citizens leaving the country with...

Disillusioned LibDems to form new party 2
Sinnick 4 years

to be called "Democratic Liberals", or "Social Liberal Democrats", or "Social Democratic Liberals", or "Liberal Socialists", or "Democratic Social Liberals", or It may happen. Soon. Oh, it's just...

"Celebrities in Need" Set to Revive Dozens of Careers 0
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Manford’s hotel room closed for deep cleaning, “especially the curtains”... 0
Doylem 4 years
US admits 9/11 was 'security test' 3
flim-flam 4 years

Former US President, George Bush: 'Useful lessons learnt'...

Lord Young: “Me... out of touch? Hardly. I had to let the footman go”... 0
Doylem 4 years
"So much month left at the end of money" concedes Ireland's Finance Minister 1
simonjmr 4 years
French Music Station "Radio Merde" launches in UK 22
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Lord Young “sorry” for plagiarising both Harold Macmillan and Marie Antoinette 0
Doylem 4 years
Jason Manford “victim of testosterone and ‘unlimited texts’ phone tariff”... 1
Doylem 4 years
Comical Ali Would Have Been Proud of Irish Finance Minister's Grasp of Reality 4
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Young - "OK, I've had it better" 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
27 miners are missing after blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah. 0
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Man Gets £5000 Lottery Funding For New Summer House Overlooking His Rockery 8
IABP 4 years

A local Wiltshire man has received a lottery funding boost for his plans to build a summer house overlooking his rockery. Dave Charlton, 48, was said to be delighted and surprised but excited at the...

Michael Bishop, Oona King Made Peers as House of Lords Becomes Giant Chess Set 6
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Thousands of Hoover Sockets Created in Cities as Street Sweeping Cuts Bite 0
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Business Secretary Vince Cable today launched the government's new "Sweep Your Own Street" scheme by officially opening London's network of street-based power sockets for domestic vacuum cleaners and...

Russia beats Brazil at women’s world volleyball championship by a short hair 1
Ian Searle 4 years
Travelling Namibian Drug Lord claims suitcase full of heroin 'just a test' 0
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Scientists give up search for origin of universe 1
Bravenewmalden 4 years

NASA boss in ‘Who really cares?’ outburst NASA today signalled an end to all exploration and research aimed at establishing the origins of the universe. The move comes as the latest set of...

Peter Crouch frustrated by England goalscoring role 0
MC One R 4 years

"By coming on as a substitute and scoring, I'm painting an inaccurate of myself as a goal machine" he said, "It's not want I want to be remembered for. I always dreamt of being the plank of wood...

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No 10... 0
Emlyn 4 years

No 10 replaces photographer with PhotoMe machine in interest of transparency...