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Rugby to end ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ and admit heterosexuals

The International Rugby Board has finally bowed to pressure and agreed to lift the policy which has sought to bar openly-heterosexual players from the game. Until this week the sport’s governing...

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Long Distance Clara 24.09.11 9:08am
writinginbsl
Porn film industry pays tribue to science with new flick, The Hardon Collider 5
ronseal 24.09.11 9:07am
writinginbsl
As confidence in flirting falls, Footsie closes down 2% 1
Perks 24.09.11 9:04am
writinginbsl
The Association of UK Handymen accused of "fixing" 3
simonjmr 24.09.11 8:59am
writinginbsl
Seven injured at Italian sign language conference

Ancora piu...

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nickb 24.09.11 8:58am
writinginbsl
Bored neutrino can't get out of Switzerland fast enough

CERN spokesman Otto Heinkelman confirmed that a neutrino had traveled from Switzerland to Italy at faster than the speed of light. 'It may have been coincidence, but last night the physicists here...

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wwwiz 24.09.11 8:56am
writinginbsl
Brothers called Jones picked for Wales 0
Drylaw 24.09.11 8:29am
Drylaw
Huge planet due to crash into defenceless satellite 1
simonjmr 24.09.11 8:02am
Al OPecia
World-Record-Breaking Neutrino Tests Positive for Banned Substance

The world-record breaking Neutrino that clocked the fastest time ever for a sub-atomic particle has sensationally failed its mandatory post-race drugs test. Scientists at CERN have revealed that the...

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tvhack 24.09.11 7:42am
Golgo13
Katie Price calls in cops after topless photos not stolen 0
simonjmr 24.09.11 7:25am
simonjmr
You wait all day for a bus-sized satellite... 0
24.09.11 6:42am
First British queuing school to open in Germany is great success

Ten years ago, Bryan Mayhem from Plymouth opened his first language school (WMYT) in Germany. The school has done so well, that Bryan decided to venture into another area last year: queuing., “We...

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RJWinter 24.09.11 6:08am
RJWinter
BIN-LADEN CLOWN PLOT.

Found in the hard drive of the late maniacal super-terrorist Osama bin-Laden, (hidden between risque photo-files of thong wearing ladies in provocative postures), a diabolical plan, reported by.,...

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yuri_nahl 24.09.11 3:50am
yuri_nahl
CERN blames 'foreign seven' for speed of light error.

It's back to normal at CERN after a scientist admitted to mistaking a foreign seven with a line through it for a figure one that had been crossed out. "These things happen from time to time when...

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Boutros 24.09.11 12:09am
rikkor
Daily Mail reader 'died by spontaneous combustion' inquest told 3
Scroat 23.09.11 11:05pm
Screenie
'Tsunami' yawn racing towards the nation's capital

A tidal yawn of possibly epic proportions is thought to be heading for London and may break tomorrow, a source has revealed. The yawn’s epicentre has been traced to a vegetable contest staged in...

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Screenie 23.09.11 10:48pm
Screenie
Palestinians agree to send peace-keeping force to Palestine in bid for UN recogn

has anybody seen a 'tion' lying around here anywhere?...

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Gerontius 23.09.11 10:41pm
dvo4fun
Abba apply for UN recognition. 0
MADJEZ 23.09.11 10:09pm
MADJEZ
Public Sector Lego

A cabinet minister made a speech today designed to calm fears relating to the possible widespread public sector strikes. The minister explained how “genius” had struck him while shopping in...

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Stephen Norman 23.09.11 9:57pm
Duke Togo
Fat People ate the Money

World economists were left red-faced today following the publication of a New York Post investigation that reveals the true cause of the 2007 financial crash. According to the 200 page document, the...

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Stephen Norman 23.09.11 9:52pm
Duke Togo
Stock market analysts "Too anal" say analysts. 0
yussle 23.09.11 9:16pm
yussle
Top Al-Qaeda terrorist considers having faith job 1
RJWinter 23.09.11 8:37pm
FlashArry
Changing landscape leaves Einstein agog 1
spoole2112 23.09.11 8:34pm
FlashArry
Young lad to be thrown into ring with no protection for adults’ entertainment.

Eddy Miliband (18) is to attempt to triumph after a bout in front of a tough Liverpool audience this week, in the teeth of the doubts of many as to his resilience., Getting the upper hand and...

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suwe 23.09.11 6:51pm
suwe
Einstein's unexpected appearence at CERN silence's time travel doubters 0
spoole2112 23.09.11 4:45pm
spoole2112
ECG machine market flatlines.

More later...

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spoole2112 23.09.11 4:42pm
Danny
In an ironic twist, out of control satellite lands on Dale Farm 2
Perks 23.09.11 3:55pm
Perks
"New tree, no..it would change everything"

What was considered for many years as no more than a flippant comment by Albert Einstein on being offered a magnolia tree from his cousin Skwared (an employee of Einstein's favourite garden centre),...

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spoole2112 23.09.11 3:01pm
spoole2112
Unexpected demand for DeLorean cars 0
Sinnick 23.09.11 2:55pm
Sinnick
"Tiger pedicure" business ill thought out claims Institue of Beauticians

Lynx Pedicures more focused and dainty. More soon...

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simonjmr 23.09.11 2:23pm
simonjmr