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Pope demands Tony Blair as next Archbishop of Canterbury. 0
Griffin 4 years
Wales demand the return of their archbishop. Offer to swap with Neil Kinnock. 0
Griffin 4 years
Acting chief constable Sue Sim told she's failed the audition 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Northumbrian Police have released an official statement explaining why acting chief constable Sue Sim has been passed over for the part she auditioned for. 'We liked Sue, we loved her hairstyle, and...

Andy Pandy gets new pyjamas for birthday with rip cords. Looby Loo looks worried 1
Ostsee 4 years
Psychic octopus cleared to race against Caster Semenya 1
Iscariot 4 years
Raoul Moat : Patsy for radical Lorry Driver Group? 3
Golgo13 4 years

In the aftermath of bouncer-turned-gunman Raoul Moat's death, we are left with so many questions, so few answers, but internet conspiracy theorist Seth Lynch thinks he has uncovered the truth. Seth...

Due to the Monotony of the game President Zuma decides to take on a 6th wife 3
arrghgarry 4 years

He commented "I think it was the way she played the Vuvuzela that caught my eye", Of course it was a tough decision for the girl as she was seeking Asylum and was eyeing up a townhouse next to Hugh...

Need a light for that camp fire? Your iPhone can do this as well! 0
Ostsee 4 years

With this app you just plug it into your charger and wait for the flames. Could be a life saver. Yet again it could burn your house down. Life is always exciting with your iPhone, buy 3 to make sure....

Entire US Psy-ops In Iraq To Undergo Psychological Evaluation For Deviancy 0
rfreed 4 years

The entire Psy-ops division of the U.S. Army that has been on duty in Iraq since the wars beginning has been ordered to undergo psychiatric evaluation. Disturbing results have come about as a result...

Many afflicted with persistent ringing in ears of vuvuzelas 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Gordon Kaye the Spanish national manager brings on Jesus in the 15th minute 7
arrghgarry 4 years

of the 2nd half ,fans question his decision as they know he has an aversion to crosses...

Spanish team to buy lottery tickets tommorrow 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Existence of God a certainty, says Spanish people 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Atheism loses millions of followers in Spain 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Excreted excess adrenalin, seratonin, dopamine poses danger to Spanish wildlife 0
la maga 4 years
Paul the Octopus Burnt at the Stake as a Witch 3
thisisall1word 4 years
McDonalds wins World Cup final advertising contest 0
antharrison 4 years
New Zealand celebrates winning 2010 Football World Cup 3
pricklyhedgehog72 4 years

South Africa - After being bundled out of the World Cup with a nil-all draw to Paraguay, New Zealand nevertheless celebrated winning the coveted sporting event, based on an aggregate score. Rated...

'Too few ethical officers' at GCHQ 0
QorbeQ 4 years

'Sneaky', 'conniving' and 'underhanded' are three of the terms used throughout a leaked report to describe the activities at the UK's top secret heavily publicised eavesdropping base, GCHQ. The...

World Cup Squad to return home to a heroes' welcome. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years

The BBC has announced that there will be a homecoming parade complete with open-top bus when its commentary squad arrives back home triumphant from the World Cup in South Africa., Thousands of fans...

Congatulations go out fom the showBusiness world to Gordon kaye on successfully 0
arrghgarry 4 years

transforming himself from a gay icon actor into Spains national football manager...

Obama makes BP responsible for security leak as well 0
4ty2 4 years

After succesfully blaming BP for the oil leak ha will now attempt to blame the British Parliament for smuggling Russian Spies into the US using British Passports. The failure of the goverment to...

Nobody in Midsommer was murdered today, the IPCC has been informed. 1
Ian Searle 4 years
Cap on Welsh university places to be tall, black and held on by ribbon 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
sony ericson pocket TV and apple I phone to be stopped by elf & safety 0
4ty2 4 years

Adverts for the pocket TV as well as the eye phone have soon to be banned following incidents of people injuring their eyes and their private parts. Whilst broadcasts from the pockets of varios...

british goverment attempt to cap oil well 0
4ty2 4 years

following the huge succes in capping all sorts of finacial leaks the british goverment will now attempt to cap the leak of the BP oil well. working in deep sea cant be harder than forreging through...

Bad Teachers: 0
ramblesnake 4 years

'A great way of showing kids how to keep a job when you're really crap at it.' Say teachers...

Al Jazeera to broadcast video appeal by GCHQ for more ethnic recruits 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
'Too few ethnic dishes' at GCHQ 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

An investigation into the menu at GCHQ has criticised the lack of ethnic dishes in the canteen. The head of the civil service says a lack of specialist dishes like Tandoori and Thai Red curry is...

MP 'not used to drink' and 'won't drink again' 0
Ostsee 4 years

..until next week. More drunks soon. It is not called Wetsminster for nothing...