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Apple's Existentialist Crisis

After Lord Jobs' retirement, thousands of apple fans have existentialist crisis and realise that their iPhones do the same as a 7 year old Nokia phone but costs twice the price...

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ionb 25.08.11 6:47am
ionb
Jobs resigns from Apple after failure to conquer final Angry Birds level

. Oh the humiliation!...

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Nick McCarr 25.08.11 3:26am
Nick McCarr
Defecating X-Factor reject stands to make a fortune claims PR Guru Max Clifford

An X-Factor reject could be on there way to stardom claims All-round bastard and celebrity ambulance chaser [i]Max Clifford[/i]. And many agree with him, citing that this isn't the first time that...

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Ronson 24.08.11 11:29pm
Ronson
Unshaven "madman" al-Fayed arrested over Ghadaffi mistaken identity 0
thackaray 24.08.11 9:32pm
thackaray
Colonel Gadaffi has not paid income tax since end of July 2011

While holding his regular mid morning "Phone in with your problems to Muammar" in the underground bunker, Colonel Gadaffi was surprised by junior clerk ,Ibrahim-al-Ibrahimis question on his current...

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similce1 24.08.11 7:46pm
similce1
Crack squad of South Wales busy body's sent to Libya to find Gadaffi

The £1 million pound reward is what did it, NATO expects a result in hours More soon...

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simonjmr 24.08.11 7:13pm
simonjmr
Rioters counting days to Christmas shopping season

'Just a hundred days to Christmas shopping,' says Tottenham rioter Zac (14). 'I can't wait to get my hands on stuff, especially all that lovely Christmas free stuff.' Zac already has his Rioters'...

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roybland 24.08.11 6:57pm
roybland
Research shows that blood pressure tests make hearts go

Boom-boody-boom-boody-boom-boody-boom-boody-boom-boody-boom-boody-boom-boom-boom!...

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yussle 24.08.11 6:25pm
yussle
Man who flashed 144 women charged with gross indecency. 1
wallster 24.08.11 6:21pm
Al OPecia
Snail rapist charged with asexual assault 0
wallster 24.08.11 6:11pm
wallster
Joey Barton on The Road To Wigan Pier with QPR

QPR have been given permission by Newcastle to 'have a word' with Joey Barton. The deep thinking Barton has recently converted to Existentialism and his constant soul searching has given bewildered...

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rebel not taken 24.08.11 5:58pm
rebel not taken
Inmates receive blue movies in exchange for a spot of painting

The air was blue when the husband of Jacqui Smith returned home to find the ex Home Secretary had given away his entire collection of pornographic DVD's in payment for the decorating services of two...

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spoole2112 24.08.11 4:26pm
spoole2112
"Poor" 5.8 Richter score evidence of Obama's underperfomance, claims Tea Party

More ranting soon...

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dvo4fun 24.08.11 4:10pm
dvo4fun
'Hague should stop issuing delusional statements and get real'-Gaddafi

Does anyone care what william hague thinks..?...

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writinginbsl 24.08.11 3:54pm
dvo4fun
Late deal bonanza at Rixos Hotel, Tripoli... 0
allmyownstunts 24.08.11 3:52pm
allmyownstunts
David Hume to feature in new docu-soap: The only way is ethics

Coat on - heading for door...

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beau-jolly 24.08.11 3:48pm
beau-jolly
Rebels pushing to seize Tripoli before news fatigue sets in

Or a bigger domestic story overshadows events in Libya. More soon...

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simonjmr 24.08.11 3:08pm
simonjmr
FDA approves new miracle drug, Placeberol 0
Dumbnews 24.08.11 3:01pm
Dumbnews
IPCC: "Police justified in killing a man to prevent him stabbing himself." 0
dvo4fun 24.08.11 2:19pm
dvo4fun
But Amy told us it was legal, says Mitch Winehouse in apology. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 24.08.11 2:16pm
dominic_mcg
Gaddafi found hiding in Big Brother House

Colonel Gaddafi was discovered in the early hours of this morning living in the channel 5 Big Brother house. It has been suggested that he may have been living there undetected for up to a week...

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Mr_Johno 24.08.11 2:11pm
dvo4fun
Gaddafi asks Strauss-Khan for his lawyer's phone number. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 24.08.11 2:08pm
dominic_mcg
Winslet to be added to Insurance Companies Force Majeur clauses 0
simonjmr 24.08.11 1:20pm
simonjmr
Arab League In Pre-season Turmoil

Muammar Gaddaffi is the latest Arab League manager to come under intense pressure ahead of next month's big kick-off. Following the demise of long-term Egypt manager Hosni Mubarak and Zine El Abidine...

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Mike Turbine-Hamilton 24.08.11 1:15pm
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
98.7% of people use 96.9% of information downloaded to their smartphones: Survey 0
Griffin 24.08.11 12:55pm
Griffin
Proposal for maximum wage could see exodus of bankers. Nation overjoyed. 0
martin2381 24.08.11 12:48pm
martin2381
Kate Winslet saves man from sinking ship.

Dramatic footage has emerged of actress Kate Winslet saving a man from a sinking ship in the North Atlantic. The star of ‘Enigma’ and ‘Iris’ showed cavalier disregard for her own safety...

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MADJEZ 24.08.11 12:47pm
MADJEZ
Arsenal want to sign Hazard, but Barton prefers QPR 0
martin2381 24.08.11 12:34pm
martin2381
Looters to help Jackie Smith move house before leaving prison. More soon.

The story is at http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-14648111 if you want to read it...

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martin2381 24.08.11 12:30pm
martin2381
Futurist writers predict Sally Bercow could become self aware at some point. 2
Corrigan 24.08.11 12:27pm
martin2381