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Hide and Seek association pays tribute to dead MI6 agent

The Head of Britain's elite 'hide and seek' team has paid tribute to the 'imagination and professionalism' of MI6 agent Gareth Williams, who was found dead in a hold-all at his London flat., The men...

Underconstruction 27.04.12 2:18pm
Retired arms dealer Tappin endorses Halfords 'Missile Care Centres'

Retired arms dealer Christopher Tappin, accused of attempting to supply Iran with batteries for missiles, has spoken about his extradition ordeal in the US, as well as his new business venture with...

27.04.12 1:55pm
Tragedy strikes as R Kelly believes own lyrics.

He ‘believed he could fly’ but sadly found out to his cost today that the best he could do was splatter on rocks. He 'believed he could touch the sky' but as R Kelly discovered, the only thing he...

Barry Van Hire 27.04.12 1:20pm
Barry Van Hire
Barclays to sue over mis-sold protection against PPI claims

Barclays Bank is to sue Gilbert Dunn, a door-to-door insurance salesman from Watford, for mis-selling them a policy he claimed would protect them from paying out on any policies they mis-sold to...

Qoxiivi 27.04.12 1:15pm
Man gored by unicorn "living in a fantasy world" say police. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 27.04.12 1:12pm
Ed Miliband calls for himself to resign

In a move during Prime Minister’s questions yesterday Labour leader Ed Miliband left both sides of the house speechless and in shock., Miliband looked David Cameron in the eyes and demanded that...

Scronnyglonkle 27.04.12 1:07pm
Relief as Spain finds €50 note under the bed 0
Yikes 27.04.12 12:19pm
Victims more likely to get closure in open and shut cases, study shows. 0
Not Amused 27.04.12 12:12pm
Not Amused
Locking yourself in a holdall to be the new Rubik's cube. 0
rustytruss 27.04.12 11:52am
Gordon Brown assembles NoW Avengers to aid Leveson

Hulking Gordon Brown, has called for the assemble of an elite force of avengers to right the wrongs committed by News International and his arch nemesis Murdoch I and II. The self proclaimed Irn Bru...

simonjmr 27.04.12 11:39am
Netherlands to restrict coffee in Ganja Cafes

A judge in the Netherlands has today, upheld a new law to ban foreigners from drinking coffee in cannabis cafes, amidst growing concern that some foreigners are attempting to have sparky, civilised...

Old Hat 27.04.12 10:54am
Old Hat
Public loses Isle of Man land dispute...

The general public has lost a legal battle in a dispute over access to a path near to Jeremy Clarkson's Isle of Man home. The public claim that having a path so close to the Top Gear presenter and...

DiY 27.04.12 10:19am
Cafe cannabis ban to stop high tourism levels in Amsterdam 0
charlies_hat 27.04.12 10:14am
A dyslexic Adam Smith claims that he is just another tory pasty. 0
Youngcrow 27.04.12 10:01am
OFCOM steps up enquiry into whether idiots ‘deserving of TV licences’

The broadcast regulator Ofcom has stepped up its inquiry into whether morons can be trusted to hold TV licences. With televisions widely available without much more than a buy-you-and-leave, there...

27.04.12 9:48am
Vertically Challenged Giant
My handshake scares all the boys down The Yard, claims Terry 0
Screenie 27.04.12 9:38am
London mayoral elections to be decided by candidates running Olympic marathon 0
simonjmr 27.04.12 9:30am
Cameron defends award of UK nuclear contract to Iranian/North Korean consortium

David Cameron has again come under fire over a perceived lack of judgement today, after a contract to run the UK’s nuclear power programme was awarded to a consortium from Iran and North Korea....

Vertically Challenged Giant 27.04.12 8:54am
Salmon of Knowledge
Premier League praises Ferdinand and Terry’s support of handshake resolution

Further controversy has been averted with the news that Anton Ferdinand and John Terry fully agree with the Premier League’s decision to suspend the team handshake between QPR and Chelsea this...

Yikes 27.04.12 8:53am
Liberals to use age progression software to take Nick Clegg back 2 years 1
Screenie 27.04.12 8:26am
Queen regrets Government conduct. 'We are sorry'

Finally fed up with all the criticism of the Government and the man she asked to form it the Queen issued a statement from Buckingham Palace late last night. The statement reads:, 'We are not amused...

weematt 27.04.12 8:07am
Stoke is latest London borough says Boundary Commision.

Residents of the North Midlands Pottery town awoke today to find themselves part of Greater London, as a result of the latest boundary commission changes. The new borough will be known as North North...

Boutros 27.04.12 7:12am
Paralympics to be followed by short Oompa-loompics

(no high jump) Charlies hat tip to Cinq...

charlies_hat 27.04.12 6:59am
Sir David Jason to release album of Queenschryche B-Sides in aid of Sport Relief

Sport Relief bosses have today unveiled plans to record a number of charity albums recorded by well loved celebrity personas from stage and screen. The albums will be produced by Brian Eno in an...

deadstarter 27.04.12 5:46am
Duggan shooting witness named as Abraham Zapruder Jnr 0
charlies_hat 26.04.12 8:32pm
London City Council Highway Department blunder makes Cleo Laine one way

A hideous mistake by a London City highways officer has left the department for transport red faced after he made Dame Cleo Laine One Way. The blunder came as part of widespread traffic calming...

deadstarter 26.04.12 7:00pm
Hosepipe regulators swamped by irony. 0
Maverick 26.04.12 6:20pm
Suspended Terry 'can urinate in trophy during rampage if Chelsea win' UEFA agree 1
Mandy Lifeboat 26.04.12 5:55pm
Sex tape is very tacky, says expert. More soon.

and useless for wrapping gifts...

dominic_mcg 26.04.12 5:07pm
Ed Miliband Queries UEFA Position on John Terry Lifting Cup

Ed: I'm baffled as to why he would actually be allowed to do this, didn't I make it clear (insisted) that he should resign after Tuesdays Red Card incident. I don't read The Sun, I get 'others' to...

HenryMJUK 26.04.12 4:06pm