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Daily Mail Jibe Sees Fry Set To Quit Twitter Yet Again

Racist homophobes' newspaper of choice, The Daily Mail, is at the centre of yet more Twitter outrage today, after it suggested in an article that the uncrowned King of the microblogging site, Stephen...

Duff 06.06.12 4:53pm
BBC to broadcast a day of 'gobshite'

The BBC's decision to broadcast James Joyce's Ulysees on Radio 4 throughout the day on 16 June has been denounced by listeners. 'Ulysees is recognized as a seminal work,' said a BBC spokesman. 'A...

roybland 06.06.12 4:39pm
Cliff put to death after slapping arse in front of monarch

Sir Cliff Richard has been taken to the gallows on Tyburn Hill and hung by the neck until dead, after slapping his arse in from of her majesty queen Elizabeth II. In a rousing display of musical...

Old Hat 06.06.12 4:35pm
Old Hat
Williams family rallies round after Venus in Transit incident 0
cinquecento 06.06.12 1:41pm
Hologram of Duke to insult guests at Jubilee lunch, says Palace. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 06.06.12 11:50am
White Van Man Strikes Again In Transit On The Sun Sensation

Amateur stargazers and top astronomers alike are said to be amazed following a sensational once in a lifetime occurrence earlier today, when reports started to surface from the world's top monitoring...

Duff 06.06.12 11:46am
Grandma (86) was refused a day off work to visit husband (90) in hospital 0
Mark66 06.06.12 11:22am
"Britain's Most Psychedelic Chef" Coming To TV Soon

A new spin on the popular reality cooking show is set to debut this season as Britain's Most Psychedelic Chef hits the air. Competitors will be expected to prepare a wide range of gourmet cuisine to...

Textbook 06.06.12 11:16am
BBC hits back at Baker and Raworth ‘cheap labour’ commentary allegations 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.06.12 11:16am
Duncan Biscuit
Non-techies in awe as IPv6 launches despite bad weather 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.06.12 11:15am
Duncan Biscuit
Miliband considers austerity re-branding as Cheap Labour 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.06.12 11:15am
Duncan Biscuit
Olympic torch hand-cuffed to Dublin lamp post by British stag party 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.06.12 11:14am
Duncan Biscuit
Disappointment for ISS astronauts - "You weren't in" claims Royal Mail.

Astronauts were bitterly disappointed to find a card on their mat indicating that the first Royal Mail delivery to the International Space Station had been aborted. The parcels of gifts from...

Boutros 06.06.12 11:13am
Duncan Biscuit
Industrial action on the cards after al-Qaeda votes for strike 0
simonjmr 06.06.12 10:32am
BBC to air Philip's infection's transit of his penis 0
simonjmr 06.06.12 10:30am
Greek and Spanish bond yields spike on news of Nigerian email withdrawal

The financial crisis in Europe deepened on news that the Nigerian Email Co-op was ceasing operations in Greece and Spain. Markets were spooked as prevalence of scam emails is seen as a crucial...

Yikes 06.06.12 10:26am
The LA Mayoral purse taken for a ride

Mayor Albert Yen-Gang, who is Mayor of San Grabbit, in Los Angeles, appears to have fallen upon 'hard' times.. Having escaped from the City Hall car park, in the Mayoral Limousine, after giving his...

Kazytc 06.06.12 10:13am
In-Jokes Have No Place In News Media, Says You-Know-Who 0
Textbook 06.06.12 10:12am
Internet Now With "Auto-Adolf" Comparison Feature

It has long been a rule of any political debate, that if it goes on long enough, one party will compare the other to Adolf Hitler, and the party that makes this comparison instantly loses the debate....

Textbook 06.06.12 10:11am
Football refs' smelling salts franchise to end soon......

due to clamp down on pitch swearing., Rugby League to follow?...

Jesse Bigg 06.06.12 10:01am
Jesse Bigg
Experts predict Jubilee apathy to take 10 years or a Coronation to wear off 0
simonjmr 06.06.12 9:27am
Venus passes sun, Mars stays at pub 0
Yikes 06.06.12 8:41am
Hodgson calls up Franz Ferdinand as surprise replacement for injured Terry 0
Scronnyglonkle 06.06.12 8:36am
Britain's pomp and pageantry industry booming, but boss is a tax avoider 0
ronseal 06.06.12 6:17am
Cock Robin may have known his killer, says new book 0
ronseal 06.06.12 5:59am
BB Housemates Taking Attention Away From Deserving Celebs, says Monarchist 0
Hooch 05.06.12 10:57pm
An Idiot's Guide To.........The Queen

With the 2 Bank Holidays, street parties, and the BNP logo hanging everywhere, you may be wondering just who this Queen woman is. Luckily help is at hand and you can now be the Nicholas Witchell of...

Perks 05.06.12 10:51pm
All benefits stopped in Liverpool after "everyone's a comedian" investigation. 0
dominic_mcg 05.06.12 8:39pm
Three million Brits take four day break - EVEN THOUGH THEY DON'T HAVE A JOB!

Nearly three million Brits took advantage of the long Bank Holiday weekend - even though they don't have a job. Brenda Wills (56) said that although her neighbours are unemployed, 'they still sat...

roybland 05.06.12 8:05pm
Boring, Oregon twinning with Dull, Scotland prompts Response

Fucking, Austria & A, Norway announce plans to twin...

RickH 05.06.12 8:03pm