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World Service to be replaced by Hague FM 3
Ludicity 4 years

The BBC World Service is to be replaced by a rolling 24-hour radio show presented by Foreign Secretary William Hague. ‘I have always dreamed of being a DJ,’ said Mr Hague, ‘as a small boy I...

Arkwright to sue Colin Firth for breath of c-c-, breach of c-c-,breach of c-c- 0
Ian Searle 4 years

Oh sod it! Stealing., G-G=Granvil, f-f-fetch a cloth. Michale Palin also named in the sa-, in the sa- in the same suit...

New creativity director rebrands (Dirty bit) 0
simonjmr 4 years
Is Oral Sex Safe? Department of Health Issues New Advice for Young Men... 3
Jammydodgers 4 years

'Pair up with a partner, or risk serious back injuries.'...

NHS to be replaced with bottle of Lucozade,a dab of Savlon and a bunch of grapes 1
Gerontius 4 years

No hip replacements soon...

Andy Gray's sack shocks women 2
Fred 4 years
BBC World Service downgraded to just "BBC Service" after budget cuts 0
simonjmr 4 years
I only said "I could murder a blonde beer" claims Vincent Tabak 0
simonjmr 4 years
Ryanair to charge for making jokes about them 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Perhaps there is a reason and maybe a purpose for Yahoo!, suggests guru 1
Ostsee 4 years
First edition of Fortyman comic fetches record £1m 6
Des Custard 4 years

A rare copy of the first comic featuring British superhero Fortyman has sold for £1 million, beating the previous record for a comic book. A 1931 edition of Daring Comics No. 1, considered by many...

Millions of male workers sacked for forwarding sexist offside-related emails 2
Artisan 4 years

Britain’s workforce and economy has been thrown into chaos as millions of male workers were sacked for breaching their company’s IT ethics guidelines. After the sacking of Sky Sports’...

Climate change verified by BBC newsreader 0
4ty2 4 years

with a chill running through the BBC. A number of presenters have got cold feet looking for work with independent channels following the announcement of serious cutbacks. First department wiltering...

WW2 Colossus computer originally intended for social networking. 3
Tammy Flugh 4 years
A new synrome, causing inability to finish sentences, has 3
Boarfunkel 4 years
I've never had a funny idea anyway... 0
Mr.3374 4 years

So never post.never mind delete again...

The Chyna Sydnrome 0
rikkor 4 years
changed mind, no post, sorry 4
immac 4 years
A new sydnrome, causing the inability to finish sentences, has 3
Boarfunkel 4 years
7 in 10 Protesters are Covert Police Operatives. 0
thecritic 4 years, Just a few of the covert police operatives spotted at G20. A police source has leaked documents to...

Woman referees assistant sacked: heard saying what's a Scot know about football? 0
simonjmr 4 years
It's almost as if "Melody" is actually... 11
rikkor 4 years

trying to upset people here on purpose...

Mervin says Bonuses Are Only For Bankers 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

everyone else must take a pay cut as inflation soars away. Keep smiling campers...

Mervyn King unhappy with his tabloid nickname, "Merkin". More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Don`t read this ,error. 11
melody 4 years
Andy Gray to take charge of Caster Semenya case. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Large rat seen scurrying around No.10 2
bonjonelson 4 years

The jokes, they just write themselves...

U2's "Where the streets have no name" found by GPS 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Shock contraction in economy causes UK to go into Labour. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

I saw that Ed Balls today on the Underground Jubilee Line. He was reading the FT...

Sian Massey confirms she knows offside rule "Ive been an Arsenal fan for years" 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years