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NZ miners criticised for copycat disaster 2
Sinnick 4 years
Ann Widdecombe says she has never had it, good or otherwise 5
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Who gives a fuck replys multi millionaire Daniel Radcliffe 1
arrghgarry 4 years

when told the latest harry potter is not doing so well...

Work starts on a Tradesman's Entrance at Westminster Abbey 1
arflaethel 4 years

Royal wedding: Westminster Abbey's historic moments;, The arrival of the bride and her Father at the Tradesman's Entrance, escorted by General Sir Richard Dannatt's Loyal Deserters The choir...

Berlusconi replaces penis and hand between a rock and a hard place. 0
Griffin 4 years
Millions of souvenir mugs expected to buy royal wedding memorabilia 12
Des Custard 4 years
Lady Gaga derides she is a one dick pony 2
arrghgarry 4 years
Tory minister says children in need have never had it so good 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Archbishop of Canterbury accosted with Royal Wedding venue bribe 1
Basil_B 4 years

Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams spoke today of his strange encounter with a shadey looking individual who accosted him outside his Canterbury residence yesterday morning. 'I was merely on...

Train driver accused of trying to powerslide the 0645 to Hastings. More soon. 1
MC One R 4 years
Travelodge Manager Sacked in Royal Wedding Venue Vote-Rigging Scandal 9
De-scribe 4 years

As speculation mounts as to which venue will be chosen to host next year’s royal wedding, the Manager of Wembley Travelodge, North London has been sacked for seeking to influence the final voting. ...

Electrolux Hoover Spare Wheel, best Prices. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Electrolux Hoover Spare Wheel, best Prices. Electrolux Hoover Spare Wheel, best Prices. Electrolux Hoover Spare Wheel, approx 8 cm diameter, large stock, hurry!! Fits all Marquis models 1972 -...

Pudsey the Bear demands NHS inquiry 2
MC One R 4 years

into why he has had to wait so long to get his eye fixed. Doesn't make a fuss in public, but in private he is as angry as a bear with a sore head. Nothing so sad as a bear with no depth perception...

Newsbiscuit to start selling cars and other gear 5
arrghgarry 4 years
New Areas High class massage service wish all the best to HRH Prince William 0
arrghgarry 4 years

and Kate Middleton and are also looking for qualified staff...

Amy Winehouse lifts UK mood still further 0
MC One R 4 years

Confirms tour dates will all be 4000 miles away...

Quite large homeless sheep to sell magazines: 8
ramblesnake 4 years

'The Biggish Ewe'...

Kobe Bryant regrets being associated with the video game "rape that Bitch" 0
arrghgarry 4 years

he now wishes he had used the word woman or room help ,in retrospect Bitch is a nasty name to call your love interest...

Ireland having "second thoughts" about Partition. More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Penguins behind coup attempt in Madagascar 3
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
46 Year Old Fat Bald Man Knows Eva Longoria Would Be Happy If She Dated Him 4
IABP 4 years
Undiscovered Vivaldi sonatas "Farmhouse" and "Meat Feast" found in archive. 4
tl72uk 4 years
Ian Duncan Smith clarifies Commons slip over benefit data 0
MC One R 4 years

Following his slip in the Commons that figures from a website were quoted as the "official" statistics, IDS has been forced to make it quite clear that all government statistics are of course copied...

Olympic stadium "nearly ready for 2004" says Greek spokesman. More soon. 0
MC One R 4 years
Inventor of camera that can take pictures round a corner is a moron 0
MC One R 4 years

My camera can take a picture round a corner - I just turn it round. Not only that, it can go left or right. Piece of piss...

William & Kate to take part in BBC3's "Don't Tell The Bride". 0
tl72uk 4 years
Wiltshire Police Sergeant to coach “The Apprentice” failed candidates 1
hero2zero 4 years

Rumours abound that Sgt. Mark Andrews will be hired to train contestants in the hit show to proffer excuses over failed tasks, following his successful appeal against his six month prison sentence...

Berkshire crime scene marked by a blue circle 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Affordable housing "within every persons grasp" says Minister 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Irish Jokes about the English Put Smile back in Dublin 1
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'Did you hear about the Englishmen who put money in our banks? They lost the lot'...