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Fears mount that Fleet Street's men bashing columnists are synchronising periods 6
ronseal 4 years

Britain's collective aggrievance of newspaper columnists could be synchronising thier menstrual cycles, according to intelligence reports. MORE SOON. HAVE TO GO SHOPPING FOR BIRTHDAY PRESENT...

Berlusconi chased beaver in Office 2
simonjmr 4 years

and nightclubs, parliament, the beach, on the plane, at the lido ....

First Bridge forced to close for fourth time in living memory. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
MP's fury as expense claims for snow clearance made non-admissible. 3
surdoux 4 years
Disgraced gyneacologist insists he was the victim of a smear campaign. 0
Phlegm 4 years
Portugal denies need for financial bail-out 0
MC One R 4 years

"We know we'll get enough income from the World Cup coming to us in 2018. Crap, shouldn't have said that out loud."...

England’s finest hour... and a half... 4
Doylem 4 years

“The fans of today are fickle, with such short memories. No-one remembers it now, but, amazingly, England won the World Cup back in 1966. We’re too modest to mention it any more, but we...

Pakistan dismisses Wikileak fears 0
DiY 4 years

we know where all the Uranium is. Well when we say all we mean most. Actually, most is not strictly true, we believe a good proportion of it may have slipped down the back of the sofa...

BBC Director general, Mark Thompson threatens to resign 0
DiY 4 years

if the BBC doesn't show The Great Escape & The sound of Music over the Christmas period...

Beckham has faith that Fifa members. 0
DiY 4 years

are a easy targets for the old plain brown envelope stuffed full of used readies...

Facebook servers lose will to live 3
Steve Wilson 4 years

Facebook have reported that their concerns about launching their service in the UK have been realised as a number of their servers seem to have lost the will to process information anymore. "We...

N.Korea unable to start WWIII until yesteryear have finished fighting WWII 0
Basil_B 4 years
You are never more than 20ft from Rent-a-Fag 6
Gerontius 4 years

Rent-a-Fag Academic left of centre liberals throughout the country were today celebrating the launch of a new catering agency which will allow them to invite gay and lesbian couples to their dinner...

Clegg miffed as Wikileaks reveals no leaks about him. 2
Nick McCarr 4 years
Fifa delegates successfully re-bribed... 1
Doylem 4 years
Lee Harvey Oswald's coffin up for auction but 0
DiY 4 years

the whole story lacks body...

Austerity measures bite: Internet to be closed on Friday afternoons. 1
surdoux 4 years

In a shocking new proposal to save money, the Government has announced plans to close down the internet from 2pm on Friday afternoons. An unnamed spokesman said 'It is a well known fact that the...

Teetotal party-goers appoint ‘designated drinker’... 0
Doylem 4 years
'Green Bike Man Cameron' To Do Moron Marathon 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Switzerland - Westminster, Half-hour Prime Minister's Questions - Switzerland, Gee, the sincerity of the guy...

House prices in Wales to soar: Londoners move there to get subsidised degrees 0
simonjmr 4 years
People watch David Beckham’s lips move... 0
Doylem 4 years
Pickles back-tracks on councils’ use of reserves after Man Utd performance 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Top-to-bottom pay link proposed for pole dancers 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Wikileaks says British believed Saddam had nuclear weapons 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Narnia tragedy as ‘Dawn Treader’ mistakes lamppost for lighthouse 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
House prices slide as freeze continues 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Police commissioners to be elected but auditions needed to be Batman and Robin 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Captain Hook:”hunt Peter Pan down like al-Qaeda and Taliban leaders.” 0
arflaethel 4 years

The anti-American operative Peter Pan should be hunted down just like the notorious al-Qaeda and Taliban leaders, Tinkerbell & Tiger Lilly, according to Captain Hook. Peter Pan was branded...

You becoming 'suspicious' of world-wide conspiracy against you 28
Golgo13 4 years

Long-held suspicions began to crystalise into a coherent theory for you last night, as a series of factors and events came to a head and seemed to point to some kind of global network of...

Next generation of engineers pledge to increase capacity of iPods 1
Dumbnews 4 years