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University of Life set to charge £9,000 a year tuition fees 0
simonjmr 4 years

The School of Hard Knocks and Bitter experience also considering upping their fees. "When it comes to edukashun, evrybodi spects tyo pay 4 theyre 2ition, 2 copete we need to b up the're wi da big...

Tahrir Square sets world record when Oops upside your head is played 0
simonjmr 4 years
Zeitgeist launches Legal Technicality Mag for killers, rapists and tax avoiders 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

The cream of celebrity gathered in Knightsbridge last night, for the launch of Legal Technicality, the lifestyle magazine for cash rich but morally bankrupt community. Unconvicted killers, rapists...

No news here 0
virtuallywill 4 years

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Banks livid over £25 admin charge for £800m tax bill 1
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 4 years

Bankers were left livid today after receiving a bill for £800 million pounds. However, it wasn't the size of the bill that left them irate, rather the £25 charge for the letter telling them that...

Viewers baffled by factual advert for comparison web site 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

Hundreds of viewers complained today after the showing of an advert for a comparison web site which said what it actually did., 'Where's the cute CGI animals?' they demanded. 'Or the really annoying...

Bankers pretend to be upset by new bank levy 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

Bankers today tried their best to be upset by the new levy which will take £2.5 billion from banks., 'Oh dear, how sad, never mind,' said one. 'That just means the cleaning lady will have to go...

Californian killed whilst recreating Angry Birds in real life 0
flyerblade 4 years
Is this plagiarism, copying a joke idea, but changing the names? 5
Dumbnews 4 years

Last year there was a great joke on the Super bowl: The Who’s comeback concert marred by violence in stadium So is this joke considered plagiarism: Black Eyed Peas concert marred by violence in...

Twatter - social networking for puffin fanciers. 0
riesler 4 years
Poundland to change name after recent VAT increase 0
virtuallywill 4 years

terms and conditions may vary...

Pope duped by online pontiffile 0
Ludicity 4 years

Pope Benedict XVI is said to be heartbroken that a long running ‘virtual romance’ on Facebook with someone pretending to be God has turned out to be a scam perpetrated by a 54 year old plumber...

Crowd cheering with heavy irony ‘similar to normal cheering’ claims audiologist. 0
malgor 4 years
Belgian students conclusively prove that 'Intelligent Design' theory is wrong. 0
Griffin 4 years
Sales in balls rebound after harsh weather 0
virtuallywill 4 years

more boing later...

Police cuts - residents of Midsomer are worried 2
John Wiltshire 4 years

Residents of the county of Midsomer expressed concern at the possible cuts in police numbers., 'As it is there's only 2 detectives and one pathologist to cover the whole county,' said one lady who...

'I don't care if no-one buys my new album' Geldof tells all the news media 3
John Wiltshire 4 years

Bob Geldof today began a week-long round of media interviews about his new album, declaring that he 'doesn't care' if no-one buys his new album 'How To Compose Popular Songs that Will Sell.', 'It...

'Intelligent' Belgian students tried to fly with Ryanair. 2
Ostsee 4 years
4 years

Following five consecutive wins during it's five year life, the Committee of the Little Dimpton Benny Hill Lookalike Competition has unanimously voted for a life ban due to " uncanny likeness".,...

Lakeland Mountain Rescue Team to charge for non-emergency call-outs... 4
Doylem 4 years

The announcement was made in Ambleside, today, by Bob Fell, a grizzled mountaineer and team leader, who would give Chris Bonington a run for his money in a Chris Bonington look-alike competition....

ShrineSide Advertising Co reports massive profit plunge in celeb death downturn 1
ronseal 4 years

Shrine Side Advertising, the company that sells advertising space alongside high profile floral tributes, has issued a profit warning after a slowdown in celebrity deaths. Analysts have revised...

British pound to be privatised 1
Tom O'Hara 4 years

The Coalition government today moved up a gear in its efforts to kick start the UK economy, unveiling radical plans to privatise the national currency, the British pound. Chancellor George Osborne...

Paedophiles to be banned from buying gingerbread boy kits 0
simonjmr 4 years
Bears claim childhood obesity to blame for Goldilocks rampage 0
simonjmr 4 years

"How else can you explain the greed she displayed in eating the porridge? Added to the fact that s mere little girl was too heavy for a chair intended for a far heavier juvenile bear cub?" a...

Dr. Phil authors book, "My Love-Hate relationship with Apple" 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Police to be paid with second-hand iPods instead of money. 1
Tammy Flugh 4 years

More confiscations soon...

Blackberry launch low cost alternative the NickBerry. Because every loser wins. 0
martin2381 4 years
Authories call for calm over James Corden's 'pregnant fiancee' 6
Oxbridge 4 years

The government and police up and down the UK have appealed for the British people not to overreact to the growing awareness that Julia Carey, 31, has not only got engaged to the unfunny celebrity...

Criminal gangs agree to cuts in line with Police numbers 3
Gerontius 4 years

Violent criminals and organised gangs throughout England and Wales have agreed to scale back their criminal activities by around 20% for the year starting April 2013-2014, The criminal cutbacks were...

Bans on Pakistani crickers overturned “on technicality”... 1
Doylem 4 years

The International Cricket Council (ICC), the world governing body, has overturned the bans on three Pakistani cricketers, for illegal ‘spot-fixing activities. Chairman of the tribunal, Michael...