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Blair arranges for Gadaffi to flee to Scotland 1
LostLad 4 years

Mandelson to work out deal...

Ancient mid market tabloid discovered with guest column from Pontius Pilate 1
ronseal 4 years

A previously undiscovered mid market tabloid has wowed archaeologists, with its ancient examples of petty snobby, NIMBY-ism and a rather unpleasant attack on the so-called Messiah by guest columnist...

Plebs not buying Stuff shock! 0
virtuallywill 4 years

The Government said today that the UK economy had contracted in the last 3 Months of 2010. We really didn’t expect massive public and private redundancies and a hefty increase in food and fuel...

Economy not all doom and gloom - at least Lloyds are doing Ok 0
Sinnick 4 years
Scottish Widows investigation launched 1
Zadok the second 4 years

Lothian and Borders Police have launched an investigation into a secretive society known only as ‘Scottish Widows’. Notoriously publicity-shy, apart from their ubiquitous television...

New Breast Milk Ice Cream to come in portions small, medium and Wa-Hay! 0
charlies_hat 4 years
British embassy staff hand out 'Ruby Slippers' 1
LostLad 4 years

with instructions to "close eyes and say: there's no place like home"...

New Zealand puts out urgent call for more homeopaths 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Carry On Olympics to be held in 2012 5
John Wiltshire 4 years

In addition to the Olympics and Paralympics, organisers have decided to add the Carry On Olympics to the 2012 programme., Competitors should have titillating names, events should have equally ribald...

Cameron urges Libyans to form a Big Society to rescue trapped Brits 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

'Why should the government do everything?' he demanded. 'That's not what people want. I'm sure the Brits trapped in Libya are saying "We don't need the government's interference!", 'So we want to...

Lord Mandelson and Michael Howard to lead opposition to daylight-saving change 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Experts say Alan Turing’s flash drive saved for the nation ‘may be a forgery’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Consumers complain ice cream made from breast milk hardens when licked 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Cameron apologies for total failure to organise p*ss up in berwery 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

David Cameron today apologised abjectly for his complete failure to organise a drinks party in a brewery, and promised to learn lessons from it., 'In future,' he said, looking very serious, 'when...

Vanessa Phelps denys she was the inspiration for the slumdog Millionaire 0
4 years

theme song...

Civil war in Libya actually row over different spellings of leader's name 0
acwanaut 4 years
Bin Laden Says Aung San Suu Kyi to Blame 0
acwanaut 4 years

Following accusations by Libyan leader Col Muammar Gaddafi that 'he started it', Osama Bin Laden has begun an international blamestorm by stating that was indeed the fault of Burmese opposition...

Bruce Calls for Winter Break 0
Chunky Monkey 4 years

Steve Bruce the Sunderland Manager has called for a winter Break, stating ‘I, and my team are fagged out after so many games in such a short period during the Festive season. ‘Pin the tail on the...

Panic at Tripoli Airport 0
LostLad 4 years

as stranded passengers run out of change for carpark...

Hague explains delay... 0
LostLad 4 years

rescue planes were sent to Venezuela: sorry!...

Extradition of Assange delayed after William Hague agrees to organise flight 2
Ludicity 4 years

The extradition of Julian Assange to Sweden could be delayed by over a month after Foreign Secretary William Hague agreed to organise his evacuation from the UK. ‘We are doing everything we can...

Scientists Discover That Tory MP's Are An Alien Species From Planet Zorg..... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.with a Scrooge-like flawed character trait, which translates into a hatred of spending money...

Cameron's Half-Term Adventure Over 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

But still can't decide which Middle East country's sand is the best...

Hague Wins Belly-Laugh Joke Of The Year Award 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Foreign Secretary, Hague has been awarded the Belly-Laugh Joke of the Year Award after being asked by a BBC reporter why the British government has been so slow in responding to the pleas of British...

Royal wedding Hunger striker calls it off after ivitation card found under pile 5
4 years

of fan mail.After beginning to fast at 11.00pm Thursday night Lord Prescott almost missed his traditional Friday fishes and chips lunch.Talking to the press,he reminded them as a former bulimic it...

Hetrosexual couple shocked after being turned away from B&B in Eastbourne 1
Ian Searle 4 years
Jeremy Kyle asked to ’stand-by’ in possible Libyan hostage exchange. 0
Milo Shame 4 years

Her Majesty’s Government has asked the talk-show host to be ’first reserve’ in case stranded Brits are held as hostages and the Government must bargain for their lives. A Foreign Office...

Easyjet to Introduce Pre-cancelled Flights 3
LizzyG 4 years

In a bold move to reduce the amount of time that passengers spend waiting for flights that never take off, Easyjet are to introduce the pre-cancelled flight. Hours of frustrating and pointless...

Spot betting to be extended to everyday life... 0
Doylem 4 years

Instead of just trying to pick the winner of the 2.30 at Kempton, hopeful punters can now bet on the minutiae of a sporting contest. In football it might be the timing of the first throw-in, in...

Usain Bolt has started smoking, “to give the other runners a chance”... 0
Doylem 4 years

When Usain Bolt won gold in the 100 metres at the last Olympics, he slowed down towards the end of the race, and slapped his chest in premature celebration, yet still managed to set a world record...