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WI members admit 'disappointment' at BBC website's jamcams 0
dicky37 4 years

[More soon. Just as soon as I've polished off this toast and marmalade]...

Whetherspoons to Dish out the Dole 8
estima 4 years

Pub giant J.D Whetherspoons has been given the task of cashing giros in a mass shake up of Job Centre Plus. Iain Duncan Smith, Secretary of State for Work and Pensions announced the bold proposals...

Office for National Statistics to me merged with The Office for Damned Lies 5
virtuallywill 4 years

Disraeli Gears later...

Chilean Government says "Thanks but no thanks." to BP Help Offer 4
mugwump 4 years
Heston Blumenthal inspired by bank worker comes up with"cat in a bin" recipe 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Nadir to return on Zenith Ailines 2
virtuallywill 4 years

Feeling low, Flying high...

CON-dem Government to Hand Out Gold Watches to Long-Term Unemployed 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

In an attempt to appease the approaching tsunami of unemployed workers, the CON-dem government has come up with a novel idea to hand out gold watches to those who have been on the dole the longest....

Rowan Atkinson defends plans to build 'petrol-station' home 0
arrghgarry 4 years

with Alternative car park . When probed ,Mr Atkinson would only say my body is my tool...

Susan Boyle to release new song to celebrate singing for the pope 0
arrghgarry 4 years

"when you walk alone with a storm trooper". Simon Cowell expects it to blitzkrieg its way to zee number one spot...

Chiles mine rescue: 'We dont know why he was down there' says tearful Bleakley 3
QorbeQ 4 years
Looknow India ,Inthelarge Eunuch community there has been rash reports of Eunchs 0
arrghgarry 4 years

get phantom feelings around their scrotum ,the local chief superintendent said the report was a load of bollocks ...

Pitches with cellars to attract Belgian campers 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Guardian readers send £1m of bread to Pakistan food disaster victims 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Met Office denies reporting 'reasonably OK' weather for Bank Holiday Monday. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Net migration to UK rises in 2009 0
deskpilot3 4 years

Vince Cable curious to understand how migrants get in via the 'net...

Freelancing MI6 agent stuffed, stiffed then zipped. More soon. 1
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

Or is it "stiffed, stuffed, then"?...

Glee at Daily Mail as migration to UK soars 20%. Sales predicted to rise 50%. 0
uddertucker 4 years

"They're probably all gay single mums, or black, or both" claimed nonsensefuhrer Paul Dacre. "They come over here with their EU leaflets telling them how to claim benefits, they steal our women,...

Advertisement feature: Boomerang Ltd presents the Doofer™ 1
ChrisHarrison 4 years

Sick of losing the remote control? Had enough of getting comfortable and then realising you’ve left the damned thing on the other side of the room? Boomerang Ltd has the solution. Our boffins have...

Domestic strife as pot raises doubts over ethnicity of kettle 0
pinxit 4 years
King-maker Nick Clegg exported to Austrlia 4
KimKali 4 years

"Very progressive" trade talks are underway. More soon...

Suan Boyle to sing for the Pope ,a dream come true says the Pope 8
arrghgarry 4 years

as he had always wanted to fuck an old female virgin to complete the set...

Wheelie bin woman claims "Schrodinger" defence. 8
Rorschach 4 years
New Gmail filter marks any email with "Please advise" as spam 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Abused Expense Staff Fight Back 0
Blobvilla 4 years

Staff of the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority that have had to withstand four letter tirades from MP’s submitting expense claims fought back yesterday. The claim handlers became fed up...

New M&S autumn range reflects catwalk look, Moss Bros expected to follow suit 0
dicky37 4 years

[More soon]...

Builders Roofing Course "Shoddy" say delegates 1
RichT 4 years

A course on re-tiling roof's was dismissed as "shoddy" by delegates who attended it today. The Instructor Lead course, which was held in the living room of 84 year old Margeret Blakelaw's Bungalow...

Fugitive Nadir returns to Big Brother house 0
4 years

Business tycoon Asil Nadir is planning to return to the UK to face his overdue trial in the popular TV reality show Big Brother. Nadir fled the country 17 years ago, ironically before the show had...

Cherrie and family in turmoil as Tony joins witness program 0
hero2zero 4 years

A man named only as Tony, anticipating appearing as a star witness in a possible inquiry over actions in recent UK military involvements has expressed interest in entering a witness protection and...

Angry Pope responds to IRA bomb cover up storm.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

We consulted the good book and prayed for guidance and at the time sending Father Chesney to Donegal was considered to be a pretty good substitue to 'Hell on Earth', have you ever been there for...

Oddie to build on success of Badger Watch with Badger Belt and Cufflinks Set 8
dicky37 4 years

[More soon. Perhaps even a Badger tie]...