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Obama pleads for calm in NewsBiscuit chatroom 0
Scroat 4 years
Burying Phil Frigging Spencer in garden is secret of ideal house, say viewers 1
Oxbridge 4 years

For years, property programmes on TV have set viewers dreaming of their perfect home. But does ‘perfect’ mean a cosy pied-à-terre in London, a disused barn in the country to do up or maybe an...

Fiennes gets fined for falling asleep at the wheel. 10
Basil_B 4 years
'9/11 is actually 11/9. They are just being a bit silly.' says Fergie 1
Griffin 4 years
Sarah Kennedy to be the new Stig. 1
Griffin 4 years
Ex-Top Gear Stig Ben Collins slams the Beeb for gagging his free speech 0
Basil_B 4 years

by making him wear a helmet for the six years in was in the show...

New faces join Pakistan cricket team 0
custard cream 4 years

In the wake of cheating allegations, the Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has announced some new players. Hasan Majid, Head of communications for the PCB, confirmed the following sporting celebrities...

Aide admits forgetting to slip medicine into Djanogly’s drink caused paranoia. 2
SingingHinny 4 years
No Mini for Cooper 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

Keen motorist, David Cooper (47) got the shock of his life this week when he went to his local Mini dealership to buy a new Mini Cooper. "I'd been saving up for ages" said David "and I'd had my eye...

Police To Lose 40,000 Frontline Staff From Traffic Department 0
IABP 4 years

due to spending cuts, say Police Federation...

McAfee warn about Nude Britney Spears non-hoax email. 7
bonjonelson 4 years

Security researchers from McAfee have issued an urgent alert regarding an email circulating with the subject "Nude Britney Spears Photos". The email contains a URL which does not link to any...

Nokia needs system upgrade to get its new ex-Microsoft boss to work properly 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Terry Jones Threatens to Burn…. 0
Mafaking Carwongo 4 years

Former Monty Python star Terry Jones is threatening to burn the Life of Brian script unless former Python cohort Eric Idle moves successful musical Spamalot from the west end., Mr Idle, responsible...

BREAKING NEWS: Pakistan win the toss and decide to cheat first 2
scooooter 4 years
...On This Day 1969 : 'Hotel California Looses Liquor License' reported LA Times 5
mugwump 4 years

Mores soon...

nike to launch "just do it" condom selection 2
4ty2 4 years

Following the huge success of their celebs in bed thay now will come out with a, condom selection with a luminescent nike logo underlined in small print with the phrase, "just do it" also...

US Pastor "only burning Koran as we've run out of crucifixes" 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Scientist’s wife says Big Bang is highly over rated. 1
Stan 4 years
Murdoch's Law discovered by space scientists 0
4ty2 4 years

The discovery of the fact that constants on which we base the laws of physics have been shown to be not constant in other parts of the Universe has been named Murdochs law in honour of the omnipotent...

US pastor to burn copy of Kerrang 2
Gary Stanton 4 years

US pastor and borderline head-the-ball, Terry Jones, has suspended plans to burn the Koran and, seeking compromise, has offered to set fire to a copy of popular heavy rock digest ‘Kerrang’ in its...

US pastor burns bridges 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Copies of the Koran to be pastor-ized. 1
MADJEZ 4 years
Colleen caught Rooney scrubbing fake tan off his genitals. 3
MADJEZ 4 years

Britains palest footballer was caught by his wife after he bedded two bright orange hookers. Other Premiership stars admitted to knowing of Rooney's Oompa-Loompa fetish. The Future's Orange.,...

Hague to launch Polari missile on Afghanistan 1
ChrisHarrison 4 years

Foreign Secretary, William Hague, has today announced the latest psy-ops initiative in the war on terror – the Polari. The missile is programmed to hover over its target and bewilder its enemies...

Urgent Coalition focus on reoffending as Blair mulls over a second volume 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Axe to be taken to public spending as no money for petrol for the chainsaw 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Victoria and Giles advised against travel to Florida 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Prince Edward suffers flashbacks as Windsor goes up in flames 0
ChrisHarrison 4 years
Burger King PR company accused of 'mincing their words' 0
pinxit 4 years
Dogma a Real Bitch 1
Luzanos 4 years