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The Jolly Pit Foundation sues Hollywood superstars over loss of income

The Jolly Pit Foundation based in the South Yorkshire toen of Elsecar has today announced that they are formally suing Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie over the confusion caused by their Jolie Pitt...

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simonjmr 26.09.11 1:49pm
simonjmr
Brazilian couple stranded in West Country phone for rescue

A desperate couple from Sao Paulo were forced to phone relatives in Brazil for help, when they found themselves marooned in the West Country. The pair, whose rented car ran off the road in Cornwall,...

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Clarky 26.09.11 11:41am
TokyoTomato
Despite an Uncertain Future, Barcelona Bulls Remain Bullish

More than 600 years of history came to an end last weekend as the last bullfight was staged in Barcelona's famous La Monumental. But despite being thrown out of work [i]en masse[/i] into an anemic...

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TokyoTomato 26.09.11 11:36am
TokyoTomato
Camouflage clothes sales fall as customers say they are hard to find 2
RJWinter 26.09.11 11:35am
TokyoTomato
Mobius stripper puts clothes back on, inside out. 8
nickb 26.09.11 11:06am
writinginbsl
'Women Allowed' rock Riyadh

Free from years of repression by the male dominated Saudi music press, local all girl sensation 'Woman Allowed' played their first ever public concert infront of a bemused entirely male audience in...

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spoole2112 26.09.11 10:55am
spoole2112
Egyptian hieroglyphs early version of Facebook claims radical archaeologist

Mark Zuckerberg CEO for Facebook has today been served a cease and desist order issued on behalf of the Egyptian government, claiming that he stole the idea for Facebook from the ancient Egyptians....

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simonjmr 26.09.11 10:40am
riesler
Government of Peru overseeing the greatest Pan Pipe talent gap in decades

There simply are not enough talented pan-pipe players for the main streets of Peru, as all the talent has been lured to Europe. Meanwhile High streets in the UK are presiding through a period of pan...

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gaijintendo 26.09.11 10:07am
Gerontius
Eurozone 'moonlight flit' plans emerging as economic crisis deepens 0
simonjmr 26.09.11 9:28am
simonjmr
Mungo Jerry dons turban on re-release of his hit 'in the indian summer time'. 4
Basil_B 26.09.11 9:08am
Basil_B
IOW unrest continues into the early evening

It was reported by various news agencies that a mass protest on the IOW was brutally put down by local authorities. Lily of the Valley and Sanatogen Tonic Wine was used to quell the unrest. It is...

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virtuallywill 26.09.11 7:58am
writinginbsl
Upcoming iPhone 5 to be unlocked for growing looter market. More soon 1
Concerned of Tawa 26.09.11 7:56am
writinginbsl
Mathematics update...

Saudi women are now allowed to derive. More soon...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 26.09.11 7:56am
writinginbsl
Homeopathic Clowns get funnier the less often you see them. More soon. 5
Al OPecia 26.09.11 7:54am
writinginbsl
‘Thanks, but no thanks’, say Risen Dead

This year’s traditional Halloween intake of the crossed-over dead have expressed their abject disappointment at the standard of living. The annual opportunity for a few hours amongst the flesh and...

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ArseBiscuit 26.09.11 7:53am
writinginbsl
Saudi women disappointed to find they don't have a parliament 0
greg various 26.09.11 7:10am
greg various
THE FUHRER POEM FOUND IN THE ALOIS ATTIC IN LONG ISLAND NEW YORK.

Although it's verboten,, I'd like a bell-clapper in my scrotum., Then I'd be more symmetrical,, For I was born with only one testicle...

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yuri_nahl 26.09.11 4:08am
Golgo13
Local Saudi taxi drivers embrace law change.

"Women will be allowed to vote and stand in local elections in 4 years time. This is good. This is forward thinking." Said Dullah who runs the local station taxi rank, via an interpeter. "Although...

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Iscariot 25.09.11 9:34pm
Iscariot
Scientists baffled as First Capital Connect train arrives before it should

Britain’s rail operators, the entire scientific community, and 1,439 passengers were in shock today as First Capital Connect published tentative proof of their Brighton to Bedford service arriving...

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Qoxiivi 25.09.11 9:33pm
Perks
Scotland lose to Argentina in Wellington, may try boots next game.

more later...

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virtuallywill 25.09.11 7:49pm
virtuallywill
Druids demand right to sacrifice in the workplace

With the practices of most religions now protected by employment law, druids are the latest group seeking equal rites in the workplace. Although little is known about the origins of druids, they...

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Runestone Cowboy 25.09.11 7:08pm
Golgo13
Saudi Women to be Allowed to Eat

King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has bowed to international pressure and from 2012 women will be allowed to eat. "This is an example of the modern, forward thinking Saudi way.", said a Saudi spokesman....

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apepper 25.09.11 6:48pm
apepper
Scientists Fined For 'Light-speeding'

In a move that shocked the international community, scientists at CERN were today issued a speeding fine for breaking the light speed barrier. Italian police entered the building at 9:30 am and...

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ubermoomin 25.09.11 6:44pm
Al OPecia
Herman Cain Shoots To Top Of Republcan Nomination Polls

after suggesting that they put an end to all these tiresome TV debates and just get Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin to do some foxy boxing or mudwrestling....

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Textbook 25.09.11 6:16pm
Textbook
Thatcher's son takes her to the wrong Doctors' House. More soon.

. With thanks to medici2471...

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Al OPecia 25.09.11 6:08pm
Al OPecia
Lady Thatcher in Shock Public Outing

Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has made a rare public appearance, mistakenly attending a party to mark Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox's 50th birthday. A spokesman for the Baroness said...

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medici2471 25.09.11 6:07pm
Al OPecia
Labour in Tuition Fees Peaky Cap Pledge

Political activists Labour have put a bee in the bonnet of hat shops this week by announcing that if they were in charge, they would pledge a free baseball cap for all students applying to courses...

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kga6 25.09.11 5:59pm
kga6
Radio 3 slated for broadcasting entire performances

BBC Radio 3 came under fire for a major breach of its Dumb Down for Dunstable protocol yesterday, when for the second week running it broadcast an entire evening of opera from Covent Garden without...

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Des Custard 25.09.11 5:48pm
dvo4fun
Bachmann ends Presidency bid over Putin sexuality fears

Upon hearing Vladimir Putin is to again run for the Kremlin, US Republican candidate, Michele Bachmann, today withdrew from the 2012 White House race because 'all that Brokeback schtick he does makes...

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Pavel Ops 25.09.11 5:04pm
Pavel Ops
BBC stops using AD/BC to avoid offending muslims - will rebrand as 'B'

and now the weather...

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vertical 25.09.11 4:47pm
vertical