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Society for the Vertically Challenged Raise Height Discrimination Issue with Met 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

It has been reported that the House of Lords may soon be delivering a recommendation in the case of discrimination against the vertically challenged by The Household Division and The Metropolitan...

Conspiracy theorists vindicated as Ground Zero diggers uncover 18th century ship 0
Ludicity 4 years

9-11 conspiracy theorists are jubliant today after achaeologists working at Ground Zero unearthed the hull of an 18th century ship. 'The discovery of this vessel provides clear proof that the...

Royal Family to help solve national financial deficit 2
theumpire 4 years

From our royal correspondent In a statement issued today from Buckingham Palace, the Queen and Royal family have announced their intention to boost exports in an effort to lessen the impact of the...

Have a break,have a KittenKat 0
biggles 4 years

Fluffy was a orphan kitten,oh he was cute and nice, Harmless tiny Fluffy,who played with string and mice, Fluffy with his fluffy coat as soft as cotton wool, He made everyone go arhhh,as he jumped...

Higgs, Bosun, discovered by Smith, Captain and Davies, First Mate. 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
New series of World’s Strongest Man to include measures of emotional strength 2
JayGee 4 years

An updated format for television programme World’s Strongest Man was unveiled to the public in a glitzy London ceremony yesterday. In a bid to compete with other programmes such as Britain’s Got...

Tories outline “pensioner pledge” – ignore them and eventually they’ll die… 0
ironbridgeboy 4 years

Daily Mail readers are currently *shocked* and *appalled* to read the Tories announcing their "pensioner pledge" today - the pledge called 'ignore the grey vote' is designed to ensure that the...

Peace Campaigners vow to fight on 0
LittleSpender 4 years
Catholic bishop caught ordaining women when he should have been abusing kids 0
Ludicity 4 years
Lunatics to take over asylum seekers 0
Watchdog 4 years

People who left messages on social networking sites in support of convicted criminal Raoul Moat will be given the opportunity to oversee the rehabilitation of other equally dangerous psychopathic...

Yorkshire Ripper rethinks parole application after news of Take That reunion 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
The Crapster Kipper - a miracle cure 0
cueball 4 years

Cheryl [s]Tweedy[/s] [s]Cole[/s] [s]Tweedy[/s] [s]Cole[/s] (her off the X-Factor), 27, recently diagnosed as suffering from the world's number one killer disease Malaria, has made a miraculous...

Dissident aesthetes proclaim Belfast the Real UK City of Culture 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Calls For Death Penalty, Answered. 0
hero2zero 4 years

A government think tank, examining calls for the return of “The death penalty” has suggested a new sentence, a modern approach to the subject. “Taken to another place and dismantled for...

F1 driver quizzed over Communist links as jury urged to 'press red Button' 0
dicky37 4 years

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Existence of 'University' denied to thousands. 0
Erlang 4 years

School leavers told "It's a myth, go to work"...

Cheryl Cole missing from latest issue of celebrity gossip magazine 0
dicky37 4 years

A series of oversights and a 'serious error of judgment' resulted in an entire edition of NOW magazine being published without a single reference being made to the Girls Aloud singer, the star's...

'Just in time', rolling Grandmother warehousing delayed. 0
Erlang 4 years

In a widely anticipated move the new coalition government has indicated that ambitious plans to increase the UK's high availability stock of Grandmothers will have to been reduced. Free bus passes...

Take That group stages hostile acquisition of Robbie Williams 0
dicky37 4 years

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Woman filled with self-belief after reading her own eBay feedback 0
Tigerstripes 4 years

‘Once I saw myself through other people’ eyes my self-image was wonderfully boosted’ she said...

Rumours of “Ugly Rumours” Reformation and World Tour 0
hero2zero 4 years

In the light of the full reformation of “Take That” rumours abound over moves to get the members of “Ugly Rumours” together again. Tony Blair did nothing to quash anticipation when questioned...

Abandoned Tv Presenters Found in Museum 0
afternoonslow 4 years

New Medieval gallery at the British Museum: Mariella Frostrup, Moria Stuart, Jennie Bond, Kate Adie, Jonathan Ross., Selina Scott, and countless others. The Paul and Jill Ruddock Gallery...

Catholic Church to tackle women’s suffrage in next move towards modernisation 0
Tigerstripes 4 years

A spokesman said ‘Whilst not prejudging our inquiry, we really don’t think society is ready for this yet’...

Years after split Tony Blair to be reunited with old group "Stuff That!" 0
Ian Searle 4 years

After less than successful solo career...

Fine morning prompts calls for St Swithen’s Day to be renamed Paul the Psychic 0
Ian Searle 4 years

Octopus Day...

Crime at lowest level since 1991 – hosepipe ban in effect – coincidence? 1
ironbridgeboy 4 years

Daily Mail readers shocked and distreseed...

Uk is the top when it comes to end of life care global study says, 2
arrghgarry 4 years

Raoul Moat offers an opposing voice ,and says thanks to Dustin Moscoshitz for allowing fans to pay their fitting tributes...

Rare Literary Find in America 29
rikkor 4 years

A Boston rare book seller has discovered two lost pages of the diary of Emily Dickinson (1830-1886), America’s virginal, reclusive poet. The leaves were folded inside a tattered copy of the...

2 Unlimited admit: "actually there's a 2 gigabyte monthly fair usage cap" 2
Skylarking 4 years
Rooney saves millions as signature 'Did not say X' after crayon ran out 0
antharrison 4 years