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Mcdonalds to fight obesity by raising prices 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Congrats Rob Brydon on winning BBC Sports Personality of 2010 3
Sinnick 4 years

though the acceptance speech wasn't up to your usual standard...

Heathrow:man handed shovel & told to start again after clearing wrong runway 0
Wyclef Sadova 4 years more...

Natterjack toad: “most popular species for opposing planning applications”... 5
Doylem 4 years

The natterjack toad, which only a handful of people have ever seen in the wild, has been voted Most Popular Species for Opposing Planning Applications, 2010, by Natural England, beating the...

Queen’s head may no longer appear on stamps if Royal Mail is sold... 2
Doylem 4 years

“The head of the reigning monarch has appeared on our postage stamps since the Penny Black of 1864”, said business secretary, Vince Cable, “and the royal family continues to be a very powerful...

Korea war games become tense as North throws a "double six" 3
MC One R 4 years

I've no idea how Wargames are actually played but I liked the idea of North and South Korea in full uniforms wargaming round their negotiating table and the sharp intakes of breath as a double 6...

Lord Sugar Chooses Attractive Blonde Woman as Apprentice Winner 1
De-scribe 4 years

Yet Again....

'Save our grit...dip your shoes in salt' councils say 0
tomh1986 4 years

Many county councils have been criticised this week for not being suitably prepared for 'The Big Freeze.' The advice given is not to venture out unless absolutely necessary. Mrs Miggins of Dorking,...

Latest Polls Confirm Earlier Polls 0
DiY 4 years

Same people asked same questions, gave same answers...

Chilean rescuers turn down plea by Lib Dems 2
VictorMeldrew 4 years

"We've never dug anyone out of a hole that deep before", says valiant team leader...

Soprano family round robin seasonal card unwittingly offends Gambinos at Xmas 0
ronseal 4 years

A Xmas card and round robin letter, outlining all the years achievements by the Soprano family, has caused unintended offence to members of the New Jersey and New York Italian American community....

UK braced for enforced wackiness and awkward, silent "quality time" with family 0
MC One R 4 years
Hammond - People have "wrong idea" about high speed rail link 0
MC One R 4 years

"Who cares about the exact route of the track - the priority is to get out of Birmingham as fast as possible"...

Walsh blames BA delays on Virgin snow. 0
wallster 4 years
Miliband: Labour's new policies delayed by snow. 1
deskpilot3 4 years
Assange: "It's pointless to use condoms. They'd only leak." 0
Matt T 4 years
South Korea exercise due to begin... 0
riesler 4 years

with a little light streching, then work the abs, quads and ICBMs...

Activists and nutters unite in opposition to ley-line widening scheme... 1
Doylem 4 years
Jessica Ennis consoled by winning “most shaggable nominee”... 1
Doylem 4 years
'BAA sarcasm' as 'Planes, Trains & Automobiles' shown nonstop at UK airports 0
pinxit 4 years
Wayne Rooney says Susan Boyles beautiful voice calms him ,especially after he's 10
Malcum eggs 4 years

just boned her...

School of Affronted Students seeks new entrants,send a one liner describing your 0
Malcum eggs 4 years
Four Poofs and a Piano admit failure of 'don't ask, don't tell' policy. 2
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Wealthy middle aged woman with 4 minutes to save the world chooses to make 0
Malcum eggs 4 years

pop video with toyboy instead...

Simon Cowell praised for paunching above his weight 2
ronseal 4 years
Gaga to promote safe sex campaing by wearing whole body condom 3
4ty2 4 years Pity she couldn't afford proper nipple shields...

Tories Re-Reinforce Their HQ.... 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.as commuters with pitchforks try to get to Westminster...

Divorce for woman whose adultery was betrayed by memory foam mattress 11
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Brian Andrews' suspicion grew after the recent purchase of a memory foam mattress and pillow. "The mattress was supposed to help me sleep but all the lumps and bumps were in all the wrong places. It...

If Royal Mail sold, stamps might feature “James Corden’s fat fucking arse”... 0
Doylem 4 years
Children “to be consulted” about porn websites... 0
Doylem 4 years

Ed Vaisey, Communications Minister, misunderstands his brief. “Thanks to the internet, pornography now reaches into the heart of our homes. This is one of the great things about the internet. And...