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Parliament to move ‘oop north' by 2011 2
ChrisHarrison 4 years

David Cameron has risked the wrath of his own Party by deciding to relocate the Houses of Parliament to the North of England. In what many are calling a ‘landmark decision’, the historic Palace...

Irish terrier threat raised from 'ankle' to 'knee' 0
exigo 4 years
Over enthusiastic treasure hunter digs so deep he unearths 33 Chilean miners. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Lindsay Lohan Goes Straight To Jail - does not collect $200 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Man suffers coronary after being fitted with a pacemaker endorsed by Usain Bolt 0
Basil_B 4 years
Soldier agrees he's a Hero and wins second medal for combating false modesty 0
roybland 4 years

A soldier awarded the George Cross yesterday readily agreed that he is a hero and that what he did to win the award wasn't just doing his job - nor was it what anybody else would have done in the...

Con-dems set up quango to condemn quangos 0
Sinnick 4 years
Animal Rights activists in uproar over Government taking axe to quangos 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Irish Terror Level Raised to Grrrrr 2
IABP 4 years
Vatican denies claim that it was behind 911 attacks. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Children held in makeshift cages? Its a scandal. Always use rigid steel ones! 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
EU to force Isle of Man to become Isle of Persons of all Genders, 11
Sharpehunter 4 years

Sexual Persuasions and Religious Denominations under the International Court of Human Rights legislation. Despite limp wristed protests from various politicians it is assumed that very soon...

Writer faces task of having to read every book published, to avoid plagiarism 4
Rowly 4 years

in the meantime, he has asked that everybody should stop writing, so that he can catch up a bit...

Vicar astonished to get offering for harvest festival poor might want to eat. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Vatican bans computers after Pope offended by cursor 0
dicky37 4 years

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1 in 3 people who suffer a heart attack die before they reach hospital! 1
Sharpehunter 4 years

In an attempt to curb this inconsiderate and generally selfish abuse of tax payers money the NHS are to implement a new country wide policy aimed at achieving better utilisation of services and also...

Pub landlord ‘calls time’ to become professional footballer 0
Nobby Holder 4 years

After spending the past 14 years serving customers at the Dog and Donkey in Chipping Norton, landlord Bill Langley has decided the time has come to hang up his apron and follow in his father’s...

Diane Abbott thought nickname 'Iron Monk' would have given her an advantage. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

Campaign Manager, Basil 'The Brush' Andrews, claims that Diane Abbott originally planned to adopt the nickname 'Iron Monk' in homage to both Australian, Tony 'Iron Monk' Abbott and the late Margaret...

'Praise be the Lord, Jesus has Risen... 1
Sharpehunter 4 years

unlike his damned bread'...

Diane Abbott still hopeful of becoming fifth in Labour leadership contest 0
roybland 4 years
India not taking Commonwealth Games complaints too seriously. 0
tad1979 4 years

Complaints about the commonwealth games athletes village being dirty, unfinished in poor repair, below standard and not fit for humans to dwell - coming mainly from Scottish & Welsh athletes....

Lib Dems return to Liverpool conference, find policies on bricks 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Public fear surveillance society, intercepted messages reveal! 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

An astonishing survey of peoples emails, telephone calls and personal letters reveal that 86% of the British Public live in fear of the increasingly intrusive surveillance society in which we live. ...

Good Gnus (A Vignette in Verse) 2
afternoonslow 4 years

When cares attack and life seems black,, How sweet it is to pot a chap To take the creature by surprise, We must adopt some rude disguise,, Although deceit is never sweet,, ...

RSPCA issue record fine to famer for trying to make wine out of badgers. 2
Basil_B 4 years

According to the prosecution his excuse of mistaking the word cull for mull was inadmissable...

Sealed Knot Operation Desert Storm re-enactment hampered by lack of planes 0
alexc 4 years

The Sealed Knot's recent re-enactment of an episode from the First Gulf War has been condemned by spectators as the worst yet., The attempt to recreate the aerial bombing campaign, during which...

How's about that then? Cameron appoints Jimmy Saville to Fix Broken Britain 0
alexc 4 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has unveiled his latest weapon in his fight to fix Broken Britain - former TV presenter Jimmy Saville., The silver-haired octogenarian, famous for his children's show...

Latest Stonehenge revelation: Neolithic man used goal-line technology 0
alexc 4 years

A recent historical excavation of Stonehenge has shocked the sports world by proving footballers of the Neolithic period employed goal-line technology., It is the latest exciting development...

Blair insists "Iraq is my own private matter" 0
alexc 4 years

Tony Blair has reacted angrily to persistent questioning about the legitimacy of the war in Iraq by insisting the issue is, and always was, his "own private matter"., Currently engaging on a...

Neil Armstrong finally "tops Moon Landing feeling": Exclusive interview 0
alexc 4 years

Astronaut Neil Armstrong has revealed that finally, after 41 of waiting, he has topped that incredible moon landing feeling., In a heartfelt interview, Armstrong spoke at length of the joyous moment...