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New diaoereah epedemic...diaaroeh? diarroeah? – oh shit! 5
Dick Everyman 20.06.11 7:50am
Dick Everyman
Kindle ('slightly foxed') fetches record price

A first edition Amazon Kindle e-reader ('slightly foxed') has been sold for an undisclosed record price at Sotherby's.,  , 'A first edition Kindle would not normally attract a great deal of...

roybland 17.06.11 3:06pm
Greek urns down in value 0
Dick Everyman 17.06.11 2:51pm
Dick Everyman
Channel 5 busy acquiring "Gimme Shelter" for Test highlights show 0
simonjmr 17.06.11 1:45pm
Birmingham City appoint El-Hadji Diouf as manager

The stakes have been upped in the Most Unwelcome Managerial Appointment contest today as Birmingham City seek to dislodge bitter rivals Aston Villa from a seemingly unassailable position. Diouf,...

Midfield Diamond 17.06.11 1:45pm
Midfield Diamond
Uproar as SugarTits69 is revealed to be a man called 'Fergie'.

Check the 'Top Ten' accreditation. I feel cheated. And used. And a little bit foolish. I really believed...

Mr Payne 20.06.11 8:37pm
Mr Payne
Chinese village 'overjoyed' as Xiang, 6, becomes country's youngest apprentice

The village of Sun Yap downed tools for 15 minutes today to celebrate Xiang, a 6 year-old child prodigy who has become the country's youngest apprentice. Xiang will take up full-time employment at...

18.06.11 3:06pm
Cameron responds to Argentinian president's criticism - 'She's a woman!'

David Cameron today hit back at criticism from Agentinian president Cristina Fernandez of his stand on the Falklands' sovereignty., 'She's a woman!' he said scornfully to gathered pressmen. 'What...

John Wiltshire 17.06.11 1:18pm
John Wiltshire
Sri Lanka cricket team in trouble against England as rain continues

The Sri Lankan cricket team made several losses this morning on the second day of the rain-affected test match. The current scorecard is: Paranavitana drowned 11, Thirimanne eaten by sharks 10,...

John Wiltshire 17.06.11 1:00pm
John Wiltshire
New complementary kitchen cleaner kills 0.01% of bacteria 4
button 17.06.11 5:27pm
Greek people solve their financial crisis by rioting in the streets 0
John Wiltshire 17.06.11 12:42pm
John Wiltshire
BBC apologises for Primark apology

The BBC has issued an apology for its apology to Primark., 'We are sorry for the earlier apology,' they said. 'And we're sorry that Primark and companies like them have their clothes made by slave...

John Wiltshire 17.06.11 1:53pm
Pop will eat itself reunion rumours upgraded to Def Con 1 1
simonjmr 17.06.11 11:55am
New documentary shows party leaders taking their members on coach outings

A new fly-on-the-wall documentary shows what happened when the leaders of the 3 main parties took their members on coach outings to the seaside recently. Here are extracts from it., Conservative...

John Wiltshire 17.06.11 5:01pm
Mr Payne
Primark accuses BBC of "running Northern sweatshops" for making programmes 0
simonjmr 17.06.11 11:07am
BBC to offer fake apology to Primark 0
simonjmr 17.06.11 11:06am
sweatshop workers celebrate BBC's apology to Primark with extra gruel 1
17.06.11 11:08am
Parents claim children should be taught to handle their drink in school 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 17.06.11 10:27am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Pioneering Shoulder Chip removal operation a success

A 42 year old from Norwich, known only as “R” has had the chip removed from his shoulder in what doctors say is a medical first. The patient, a 5’ 2’’ male, has suffered from the chip...

button 17.06.11 10:27am
Cameron raises age of retirement for public sector - all except Vince Cable 0
Ian Searle 17.06.11 9:53am
Ian Searle
Methuselah speaks out against raising the age of retirement to 970 years.

Warns it could open the flood gates...

Ian Searle 17.06.11 11:01am
'Ageing star shredded by black hole' headline inspires new Cowell reality show 0
pere floza 17.06.11 9:40am
pere floza
Wimbledon called off: "Crowds are just too embarrassing"

Wimbledon has been sensationally cancelled. Organisers said “the spectacle of thousands of tight-arsed Daily Mail readers self-consciously and very politely cheering on a surly Scotsman has become...

FraserWords 17.06.11 9:22am
View from the Mound - a hot lesbian's take on today's world news (6/17 edition)

A few days ago, I wrote about the damage done by the fake lesbian bloggers who turned out to be men, leading many to mistrust on-line lesbians. The spotlight of suspicion even fell on me, as cynics...

SugarTits69 21.06.11 8:07am
Government confident of pensions victory by asking who favours 69? 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.06.11 8:44am
Duncan Biscuit
New owner of ‘Castaway Island’ now picking his 8 pieces of music, book & luxury 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.06.11 8:43am
Duncan Biscuit
McLeish appointed to lead Aston Villa into the Championship 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.06.11 8:42am
Duncan Biscuit
Saturday evening TV scheduled by Dignitas

It has been revealed that Saturday evening television programmes are being scheduled by Dignitas. This explains the mind-numbing, nausea-inducing, eye-stabbingly awful rubbish being shown on all...

John Wiltshire 17.06.11 10:21am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Parents who regularly see their teenage children ‘more likely to get drunk’ 2
Duncan Biscuit 17.06.11 1:03pm
Petrol prices to rise. Next pope to be Catholic. Bears to defecate in woods... 1
John Wiltshire 17.06.11 8:58am