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Hotmail updates signatures to say, "Sent from my hacked PC" 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Gorilla Stood Up 0
4 years

Darwin's Theory of Evolution has gone on Fast Forward for 2011. News spread quickly through the Scientific Community which monitors all examples of 'evolution in progress'. The incident was...

Blair and Brown in Britpop Tribute Battle 0
Banking Escapee 4 years

Tony Blair has returned from a “disappointing” solo tour of the Middle East and announced plans to reform Britpop favourites, New Labour. However the iron lunged former lead vocalist will be the...

Covent Garden shop to sell semen-flavoured ice cream 14
Sinnick 4 years

Following the recent success of his human breast milk flavoured ice cream, Matt O'Connor's shop in Covent Garden has announced its intention to sell another novelty brand of ice cream flavoured with...

Zeitgeist Publishing launches Fashist, the hate couture magazine for racists 1
ronseal 4 years
Democratic Republic of Congo gets EU protected status for production of Um Bongo 10
Skylarking 4 years
International assassin reprimanded for playing football during lunch hour 0
antharrison 4 years
Minister for Well-Being Massages Figures. Also Statistics. 0
Ablative Fabsolute 4 years
F.A to charge wigans McCarthy 0
fuzzypopidenticals 4 years

The F.A has charged Wigan’s James McCarthy with dangerous play after being accused of head butting Wayne Rooney’s elbow in sataurdays premier league game at the DW stadium. A spokesman for the...

John Galliano to design UKIP Spring Collection 1
mortal_wombat 4 years

Armbands and jackboots expected to feature heavily...

Climate change backlash camp welcomes latest addition, Santa Claus 0
ronseal 4 years

Santa Claus has come off the fence and joined the climate change sceptics camp. 'Anyone who believes in climate change has got to be a facking simpleton,' he told reporters...

George at ASDA reprimanded after "I love Thatcher" recording is leaked 0
charlies_hat 4 years
John Galliano wins big uniform design contract for British Movement 0
ronseal 4 years

Last night a cock a hoop John Galliano was cracking open the champagne, after clinching the prestigious British Movement uniform account. 'This is the contract everyone in the fashion industry...

Angry Birds Shooting Inquest Begins 0
adambrod66 4 years

Limbless they may be, but armless they surely are not. Angry Birds' recent Suidae-based shooting spree in Cumbria shocked the nation and today an inquest begins into what caused the rampage., The...

4 years

In a surprise move the Jamaican Justice Ministry has granted the wishes of 15 Prisoners on Death Row to be deported to Iran where the convicts then hope to "get Stoned to death"...

ECJ rule that bookmakers must offer equal odds for all bets placed 0
charlies_hat 4 years
European Court of Justice Confirms - Women are "Shite Drivers" (WASD). 0
4 years

In a landmark ruling the ECJ has confirmed what has long been suspected by industry Pundits and Blokes., Apart from sitting bolt-upright (often with the seat back acually 'tilting forwards'), inches...

Insurance Premiums to Change After ECJ Ruling 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

The European Court of Justice (ECJ) has today ruled that insurance companies cannot charge different premiums to car insurance customers based on their gender, age, driving experience, accident...

Pakistan show interest as Davies reveals he bats for the other side. 0
tl72uk 4 years
M.O.t.D. first redundancies announced in defence cuts - Alan Hansen distraught 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Ancelotti takes pot shot at Cole 3
AndyOverhead 4 years

Following Ashley Cole's misinterpretation of Carlo's order to practice shooting, an inside source at Chelsea has said the manager is fuming with Cole, and that plans have been delayed to take the...

Colin Farrell is bookies favourite for Kings Speech sequel 0
Banking Escapee 4 years

The foul mouthed, hell raising Irish actor Colin “Bullseye in Daredevil” Farrell has emerged as the likely favourite to succeed Colin Firth in the sequel to Oscar favourite, The Kings Speech. ...

Millions who protested changes to Facebook now inexplicably silent 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Creationist, Sarah Palin, blames Cambrian explosion on al Qaeda 15
Qoxiivi 4 years

Am new here - just an idea for a ticker headline...

Under 5s tell satirists to find their own playground to play in 5
Gerontius 4 years

Thousands of butch heterosexual fanny magnets masquerading as satirists are kicking themselves today after failing to take part in a competition set by two internationally acclaimed sportsmen.,...

Defence Review cost cuts means 1 in 5 pilots now unable to locate labia. 1
DiY 4 years
Ben & Jerry’s launch ‘Spunky Monkey’ and ‘Pavement Pizza’ flavours... 1
Doylem 4 years

After the launch, by the Icecreamists restaurant in Covent Garden, of an ice cream made from human breast milk, Ben & Jerry’s have taken up the challenge of creating new flavours from body...

Sam Cam to introduce no fly zone over labia 1
Ian Searle 4 years

with hat tip to Sex in the City 2...

All Chelsea players now issued with weapons ahead of Man United game... 2
Doylem 4 years
Drunken Teetotaller denies hicosprissy 0
OldThingy 4 years