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Labour Party "deeply disappointed" as High Court disallows leader's demise. 0
Crapwerewolf 28.09.11 1:35pm
Crapwerewolf
Saudi King lashes out at women drivers

says - Arabian caravans too complicated for women to reverse...

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witless 28.09.11 12:48pm
witless
Hague infiltrates Labour Conference masquerading as a schoolboy

William Hague, masquerading as 16 year old schoolboy Wory Real, addressed the Labour conference and as usual, made the audience weep. In an excellent disguise (bright red wig borrowed from his ex...

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witless 28.09.11 12:26pm
witless
Another Gordon Brown promise broken - "Boom" and "Bust" to both go back into OED

Boffins at the Department of Words have confirmed the shock re-admission of the two words Gordon Brown promised to see the end of now that they are well and truly back in common use., "The burly...

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grottymonty 28.09.11 12:19pm
grottymonty
Shoppers stunned as Bonham Carter and Burton spotted ‘looking normal’

Shoppers were said to be shocked by the conventional appearance of actress Helena Bonham Carter and her film director partner Tim Burton in an Oxfordshire branch of Waitrose. ‘I was stunned,’...

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Clarky 28.09.11 12:19pm
Clarky
‘I didn’t mean to kill him’ - Jacko's medic on Involuntary Manslaughter charge 0
Midfield Diamond 28.09.11 12:06pm
Midfield Diamond
Rare crisps packets used by Gary Linekar in 1994 to be auctioned 1
simonjmr 28.09.11 11:43am
witless
Striking striker Carlos Tevez was 'on a break'

It has been revealed that Carlos Tevez did not refuse to come off the bench against Bayern Munich in the Champions League yesterday, but was on his ten minutes every four hours break to which every...

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Screenie 28.09.11 11:29am
dvo4fun
Failure of drawing pin maker blamed on new tax 0
beau-jolly 28.09.11 11:23am
beau-jolly
Government urges NHS to minimise use of life prolonging drugs

If only it weren't true...

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spoole2112 28.09.11 11:22am
spoole2112
Saudi's ban on women drivers is another example of 'Health and Safety gone mad' 0
Screenie 28.09.11 10:39am
Screenie
General, plotting to overthrow government, gets the putsch 0
greg various 28.09.11 10:29am
greg various
Unsuccessful stalker blames fast buck culture 3
beau-jolly 28.09.11 10:13am
beau-jolly
Man invents paper that wont cut for the office

and military grade cover-sheets for tactical warfare...

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gaijintendo 28.09.11 10:11am
gaijintendo
John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John called on for Greece re-make. 0
RJWinter 28.09.11 9:36am
RJWinter
Saudi Woman Lashed in Drink Drive Shock 0
medici2471 28.09.11 9:17am
medici2471
Workers in flooded ruler factory saved by raft of measures 23
Des Custard 28.09.11 9:06am
Screenie
Coldplay ‘only partly responsible’ says coroner

A coroner who passed a verdict of ‘hmmm not really sure’ on a man who died while attending an outdoor festival in Somerset concluded that the death could not be put down ‘solely to Coldplay’s...

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Gerontius 28.09.11 9:01am
Qoxiivi
BAE staff unions beg Government to start another war now "Lives depend on it!" 2
dvo4fun 28.09.11 8:56am
Midfield Diamond
God says Hi-de-Hi to David Croft.

More too soon...

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Mrblacker 28.09.11 8:33am
riesler
Man who shot himself 'killed himself' finds lengthy inquiry 3
SpankyMonkey 28.09.11 8:33am
Screenie
Recession latest: door factory to close. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 28.09.11 8:31am
John Ffitch-Rucker
TV: New series investigates the Stephen Fry phenomenon

A new five-part series will explore the growing phenomenon of Stephen Fry-dominated TV documentaries. ‘Planet Fry’ will investigate why, with many other brainy presenters available, producers...

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Clarky 28.09.11 8:15am
Clarky
Burgled door furniture manufacturer announces 3000 knob losses 0
Iamthestig 28.09.11 8:14am
Iamthestig
Police taking theft of laughing gas from hospital 'very seriously'

a spokesperson giggled...

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Clarky 28.09.11 8:12am
Clarky
Dog’s sphincter applies for heritage status.

The dog’s owner, Mr. Dale Farmer, said “any shit-hole can now apply, apparently”...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 28.09.11 8:06am
edmartin
Jeremy Paxman set to interview Tevez about threatening to overrule Mancini 0
QorbeQ 28.09.11 7:29am
QorbeQ
Challenging day for Dr Christian as his mum guests on Embarrassing Bodies

Normally unflappable Dr Christian Jessen’s silky consulting skills were tested to their fullest today as his mother surprised him by guesting on his no-holds-barred medical show. Normally a...

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allmyownstunts 28.09.11 7:26am
Gerontius
Egg packing plant workers laid off

Due to competition from cheap imports...

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greg various 28.09.11 6:50am
greg various
BBC presenters aghast as trader pours scorn on efforts to save the red squirrel

For the second day running, an outspoken City trader left interviewers open-mouthed as he admitted that traders 'don't really care that much' about the prospect of red squirrel extinction in the UK...

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Golgo13 28.09.11 6:15am
TokyoTomato