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Election latest: Pencils have lead. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Unileverbomber hits BNP 0
roybland 3 years
Britain’s Got Talent to introduce strict 'no clapping' rule 4
Ludicity 3 years

A 76-rule code of conduct for ITV1’s Britain’s Got Talent will outlaw the audience from clapping, booing, whistling or whooping. ‘The new rules are very clear,’ said programme creator, Simon...

Wanted: Replacement bishops. Apply to Rome quoting ref VAT 69 soonest. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Man Who Looks a Bit Like The Prophet Mohammad Enrages Muslims 0
the everlasting first 3 years

Islamic groups were in uproar last night after it was discovered that Roland Lamb, an 18 year old 'Nando's Chicken' employee, bore more than a passing resemblance to the Prophet Mohammad. The...

Election latest. Labradors have narrow lead. 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Labour warn electorate of Phil Collins ‘menace’ 0
Rorschach 3 years

Gordon Brown insisted earlier today that Labour were the only party that could be trusted to keep the country free of Phil Collins. In 1997, Phil Collins famously stated that if Labour won the...

British Raj still influential as BA passengers stranded in India told to queue. 0
MightyBlair 3 years
Mock Tudor Cottages under threat as Volcanic Sash cloud hits the Cotswolds 0
Iamthestig 3 years
YouGov claim narrow lead over Ipsos MORI in poll of poll of polls 0
Ludicity 3 years
Conservatives pledge to reduce the diameter of 'gloryholes' 0
Gary Stanton 3 years
Tory policies welcomed by paedophiles keen to run their own schools 0
Ludicity 3 years
Inspriational trawlerman claims "I am the Captain of my sole" 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Labour victory assured after last minute costituency changes 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

In a last ditch attempt to ensure a victory, Gordon Brown sanctioned widescale boundary changes, the like never seen before. In a dramatic twist, the traditional border changes have been dropped in...

Poet laureate writes a poem to the Ash cloud. 7
virtuallywill 3 years

Fleecy Lining Ash fell from the sky,, in to my eye. I have another eye,, but,, The ash fell in to only one, eye. Newton told us of gravity,, I had a hammer land, once,, upon on my knee. I...

Cancer to be new Chancellor under policy of promoting growth 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Clegg tops poll; Foggy and Compo slide down hillside in a bathtub. 1
wallster 3 years

Last of the Election whine soon. Thank goodness...

Daily Mail apoplectic as thousands of 'travellers' poised to enter UK 0
Scroat 3 years
BNP launch manifesto > 0
Ludicity 3 years
Another royal scandal as Camilla admits to liking spanking fresh mackerel. 1
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
McDonalds to become polling booths 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Gone are the conversions of the quaint village halls, with its parquet floors and folding tables. Gone also the primary school where you once tried to kiss Anglea Davies but were short of a sherbert...

Election to be delayed until 7th May to allow more parties to join in. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Wife of missing husband in emotional appeal for him to stay missing 3
roybland 3 years

The wife of a missing man last night made an emotional TV appeal for him not to return home. Often fighting back tears of joy, Mildred Openshaw (52) and mother of three, told reporters that when her...

Party Leaders agree to mass debate with Pope 1
LittleSpender 3 years
Key question for tonight's debate: can Clegg pull it off twice? 4
PluckyMunky 3 years
Al-Qaeda unveil election manifesto 0
Kramaring 3 years
'Personal joy', as It finally gets it's apostrophe. 19
MightyBlair 3 years
Cameron, Clegg and Brown in Nil Nil Nil draw, but away goals count double 0
ronseal 3 years

As stupid gullible twats like me hoped for enlightenment on the big issues of the day, the book makers were describing Britain's hisatoric TV debate as a nil nil nil draw. [more when sober]...

In response to the iPad, Google unveils new tablet - to be taken with water. 0
Blakestation 3 years
Celebrity Paint Drying beats Leaders Debate viewing figures 2
Mrblacker 3 years