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Tim Cook Announces Iphone6

In a bold move, newly appointed Apple chief Tim Cook today announced that the hotly rumoured iphone5 was in fact the iphone6. "It was developed as the iphone5 but towards the end of the development...

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Textbook 06.09.11 9:43am
Qoxiivi
Edinburgh University introduces staggering fees.

Students attending the Scottish university were shocked to learn they could soon be paying as much as £9,000 a year in fines if found 'straying left and right', 'wandering about aimlessly', or...

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Boutros 06.09.11 9:32am
dvo4fun
Arthur Scargill is Carol Thatcher's secret godfather

Following revelations that Tony Blair is godfather to Rupert Murdoch's daughter Christina, it has been revealed that former prime minister Margaret Thatcher was successful in her efforts to persuade...

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antharrison 06.09.11 9:30am
dvo4fun
Scottish Tories chose name for new party: New Labour 0
arnied 06.09.11 8:52am
arnied
New Zealand Unveils New Rugby World Cup Slogan

"Yes, people still play it."...

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Textbook 06.09.11 7:32am
Textbook
Free schools made of Lego easily dismantled when policy changes next year 2
dvo4fun 06.09.11 7:07am
writinginbsl
Worlds oldest woman reveals secret to longievity

1. Not being in serious accidents, 2. Cooking with olive oil, and not engine oil, 3. Drinking excessive amounts of alcohol over a prolonged period rather than binge drinking., 4. Driving a Volvo,...

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gaijintendo 06.09.11 6:53am
Ostsee
Google plan major re-launch of Google+

Whatever happened to all the hype around this? Surely there is a good joke somewhere...

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Dumbnews 06.09.11 4:24am
Dumbnews
World Record Brussel Sprouts Demand on Christmas Day May Cause World Shortage

Uber-Vegetarian Paul McCartney has denied ordering staff at his homes in the UK and USA to stockpile Brussel Sprouts for his family to eat this christmas following fears of a world shortage caused by...

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Plantarian 05.09.11 7:00pm
Plantarian
Milky Bar Kid "responsible for obesity crisis".

He was strong and tough, and only the best was good enough, but now The Milky Bar Kid faces widespread condemnation for singlehandedly kicking off what experts say could be a crisis of epidemic...

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nickb 05.09.11 6:00pm
nickb
Martin Handford admits he never actually put Wally in any of those pictures. 2
Ian Searle 05.09.11 5:15pm
dvo4fun
Blair Is Made An Offer He Can't Refuse

Veteran film director Francis Ford Coppolla is to remake the Godfather trilogy and this time round the mumbling Don is to be played by none other than former Prime Minister, Tony Blair. Speaking...

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Duff 05.09.11 4:04pm
Duff
20yrs on, Celebrity UrnWatch confirms: Quality of Mercury Not Strained. 0
f0zz 05.09.11 2:33pm
f0zz
Woman considered 'unlucky in love' revealed to be irritating insensitive cow

[More soon..]...

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dicky37 05.09.11 2:33pm
rikkor
Forth Bridge painting finishes & floral wallpapering starts for a fresh new look

apparently Mrs Forth never liked that paint colour anyway...

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charlies_hat 05.09.11 1:59pm
charlies_hat
David Walliams released back into River Thames

David Walliams who washed ashore off the Isle of Dogs last Summer has been released back in to River Thames. Walliams arrival stunned naturalists who beleive his navigation was affected by the El...

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Erlang 05.09.11 1:52pm
writinginbsl
Bright Dogs; assistance for 'dull' students

A groundbreaking new partnership, between Mensa and the Department for Education, will introduce an assistance dog scheme for educationally challenged students, who find it difficult to obtain paid...

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dvo4fun 05.09.11 1:39pm
dvo4fun
Gaddafi's sons, who vowed never to surrender have run away

faster. later...

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virtuallywill 05.09.11 12:25pm
virtuallywill
Snowdon driver forgiven as he comes from Cheltenham. 0
Ostsee 05.09.11 12:24pm
Ostsee
Rory Bremmer set to win Strictly by doing Anton du Beke impression. 0
Ian Searle 05.09.11 11:53am
Ian Searle
Tram U-turn 'not actually possible', engineers point out 13
rickwestwell 05.09.11 8:43am
dvo4fun
Gordon Brown could tell Appropriate Adult where he buried the British economy 2
ronseal 05.09.11 8:42am
dvo4fun
Silence of the Organic Lambs

People who say they like people watching either love observing the social condition or they’re cannibals. People who like to watch what they eat. People who spend a lot time following others around...

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Glib Hemingway 05.09.11 8:37am
greg various
Gaddafi suspected of false reviews on Tripoli Advisor 1
fernandomando 05.09.11 8:35am
Golgo13
Isle of Wight to get christmas 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 05.09.11 3:41am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Local man to show off his uniqueness by not getting a tattoo 6
Dumbnews 05.09.11 12:22am
Nick McCarr
"School of Hard Knocks" reports successful take-up of new courses

After coming under fire in recent years from Ofsted for the quality of its tuition and the rising cost of its tuition fees, the School of Hard Knocks has reported solid take-up for its latest...

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JohnA 04.09.11 9:55pm
JohnA
TripAdvisor is "world's best travel website", says TripAdvisor. 0
deskpilot3 04.09.11 9:53pm
deskpilot3
English FA agree ."Scotland team was robbed". Hahaha ....ha ha, hahaha..hahahaha

More empathy soon. Hahahahahahah...

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dvo4fun 04.09.11 9:38pm
JohnA
Sad Blokes rush to buy underpants in XXXXL size...

not really kidding anyone, are we?...

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deskpilot3 04.09.11 9:32pm
deskpilot3