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Olympic rowing events to take place in Hebden Bridge. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 11.07.12 5:06pm
3 Islamic men held over terrorism incident outside Sheffield.

216 Virgins in Leeds Nick eager for sex with them. if being sent to Leeds wasn't bad enough!...

RickH 11.07.12 3:37pm
Amber Wellingtons flying off shelves in Hebden Bridge 0
Drylaw 11.07.12 2:41pm
John Terry regrets being lost in Birmingham: "Fucking Black Country" 1
Sinnick 11.07.12 10:41am
Pair of hydrogen atoms conquer Everest without oxygen

Two hydrogen atoms, collectively known as H2, have made history as the lightest climber to summit Mount Everest. H2’s feat was particularly impressive as they reached the peak without the aid of...

Yikes 11.07.12 10:36am
Saudi women demand Olympic places, all qualify for the high jump 0
medici2471 11.07.12 10:14am
Police defend cattling tactics used on dairy farm protestors

mooooooore soon...

ianslat 11.07.12 10:12am
"Top athletes do not win by eating burgers, chips & cola, or binge drinking"

Wales Chief Medical Office claim strongly refuted by Phil the Power Taylor...

simonjmr 11.07.12 9:30am
Many injured in stampede to make sure Chris Moyles actually leaves Radio 1 0
simonjmr 11.07.12 9:25am
Discovery of Jesus’ personal file reveals bereavement leave scam (edited repost)

In a stunning development, archaeologists have found Jesus’ personal file from his job as an evangelical carpentry tutor with the Jerusalem Nailers. Initial indications are that Jesus’ “Mr...

Yikes 11.07.12 9:08am
Chris Moyles quits Radio 1 breakfast show to spend more time with his ego. 0
wallster 11.07.12 8:58am
Inventor of sliced bread admits he owes it all to inventor of the breadknife. 0
weematt 11.07.12 8:20am
Bishops stand firm and get relief as CoE delays introduction of women. 0
weematt 11.07.12 8:08am
Church of England delays vote on whether or not it is indecisive

The General Synod of the Church of England has today decided to delay the final vote on whether or not it is indecisive, so that a late amendment to the legislation could be further considered. The...

harristhenerd 10.07.12 11:35pm
Andy Carroll Shock Transfer Target For… Well, Anyone

Experts were confounded last night as it emerged that managers [yes,as in plural] are looking at Andy Carroll to improve their squads.s ‘The manager gets a nice severance packaged if he’s sacked...

Hooch 10.07.12 11:17pm
Police search for fresh evidence in 'Tetrapak' mystery death

House sealed to avoid contamination of possible crime scene...

charlieworth 10.07.12 11:06pm
Time Lords Reform "could be retrospective"

MP's of all parties hit out at plans to reform Time Lords retroactively,  with new measures coming into effect as early as 1893.  But supporters said reform could prevent the second chamber ever...

nickb 10.07.12 10:53pm
The All New Jeni B
PMQs: Harman challanges PM to name all original members of Band Aid

Speaker of the House John Bercow struggled to restrain an agitated house during Prime Minister’s Question Time on Wednesday, after Shadow Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport Harriet...

woodymellor 10.07.12 9:13pm
Lance Armstrong launches range of 'Livestrong' torniquets and needles 0
10.07.12 8:19pm
Torch relay streaker witnesses fail to see his point 1
charlies_hat 10.07.12 8:15pm
Gary Baldy
50 Shades book is 'about coal'

A new book trilogy, 50 Shades of Grey, by Cecilia Postlethwaite, has proved a massive hit. The book centres on the subservient relationship between a wife, her middle-aged husband and his...

Mark Gregory 10.07.12 8:09pm
Mark Gregory
Nation's husbands call for lawnmower ban

Four UK water companies have lifted the last hosepipe bans, triggering calls by Britain’s husbands to introduce a lawnmower ban instead in order to prevent dangerous levels of nagging about the...

The Paper Ostrich 10.07.12 8:03pm
Mark Gregory
Diamond downgraded to Graphite

Barclays have become a carbon copy of all the other banks...

Gary Baldy 10.07.12 8:02pm
Gary Baldy
Libor scandal: Bob Diamond 'dismayed' by being found out. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 10.07.12 7:51pm
Al OPecia
John Terry Worried Court Case "Might Be Jewish Conspiracy" 0
thisisall1word 10.07.12 7:51pm
Officer Dibell shooting, police call off hunt for Top Cat.

More over the line stuff soon...

MADJEZ 10.07.12 7:34pm
“Higgs is a Bozo”, claims angry clown.

A retired circus clown yesterday claimed that Professor Peter Higgs, the renowned physics professor, had stolen his idea for the elusive “God particle”. Bozo the Clown, excitedly told us last...

NewCriminal 10.07.12 6:29pm
Terry plays post-modern irony in defence...

Kierkegaard and Nietszche join team in mid-field...

Miss Hegas 10.07.12 6:07pm
Miss Hegas
Hawkeye to be trialled on comedy website

Following a series of controversial submissions which have provoked heated debates, ‘Hawkeye’ technology is to be trialled on a well-known spoof news website to determine whether the line was...

Midfield Diamond 10.07.12 6:07pm
Al OPecia
Dunblane: "Why us? First the school massacre and now Murray loses at Wimbledon." - 23 61
dvo4fun 10.07.12 6:03pm
Al OPecia