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UK a World Leader Re the Design of Economic Nightmare, Thatcherite Theme Parks 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

'PM Dave and Chancellor George have done us proud,' said one CON-dem MP. 'Massive cuts and doing-down the vulnerable. Just like the 1980's; and this theme can be exported.'...

Prostitutes apologize to coleen Roooney sorry for being better 0
arrghgarry 4 years

and hope that one day in the futyre they can make up a foursome ...

Defence force slashing "unlikely to hurt" troops in Kevlar vests 1
Nick McCarr 4 years
Climate change sceptics point out September 11 falling "no earlier than normal" 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Bear Grylls starves to death in Little Chef restaurant 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Pastor Jones returns to his 50 member flock after Koran burning stunt 0
arrghgarry 4 years

was a huge success, boyed-up Jones will now take another run at fag burning ...

Police warn that Gerry "Chainsaw" Molloy is stihl crazy after all these years 6
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
UK Sales of Blu Tack Soar 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

As more Chinese-made hover mowers cut out., 'Definitely not the Blu Tack playing up,' said one owner...

Pepsi Drop Ricky Hatton as Secret Footage Shows He's a Coke Man 0
IABP 4 years

more lines to follow...

Person without serious mental illness appears on X-Factor 0
antharrison 4 years
Stella McCartney refuses to call unborn child Vera, Chuck or Dave 0
dicky37 4 years

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Taxman Says He is the Walrus 4
Dun Dunkin 4 years

When asked if he was out of touch and a bit cabin happy a Taxman said, " No. It's simply They are the eggmen.I am the walrus. See how they run like pigs from a gun,Semolina pilchard, climbing up the...

Vatican announces zero-tolerance approach to paedophilia publicity 0
Genghis Cohen 4 years

The Vatican today committed to tackle once and for all what it called the ‘unnatural and unforgivable practice’ of the sexual abuse of children by Catholic priests receiving widespread media...

Laser to be rebranded as Lazer to reclaim its 70s cool. 13
bonjonelson 4 years

The laser was the cool invention of the seventies and eighties, during which time everyone, except the odd nerdy scientist, spelled it with a Z as 'Lazer'. Now, we have lasers in our CD players, in...

Man buys national debt inadvertently as he fails to text the word STOP 1
Basil_B 4 years

when replying to a text message sent by George Osbourne...

Struggling Music Industry Includes Ads As Part of Lyrics in Songs 1
The Dudeman 4 years

A demo track by new rock band The Noise of Colour called 'Because My 2011 Ford Fiesta is cool', was released on Sony Music earlier today, as part of the industry's drive to close a financial gap...

Salman Rushdie sends personal message to Reverend Terry Jones 1
riesler 4 years

"Wait until you see your life insurance premiums!"...

Thefts result in shortage of umbrage 8
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Pedantic English teacher revealed as 9/11 mastermind. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years

"It should have been "The World Trade Centre"" claims Trevor Arbuthnot, before adding "and it was 11/9 not 9/11. Honestly, what is the point? I don't know why I bother."...

Satirists ponder ethics of jokes about the perils of being related to Cameron 3
la maga 4 years
Complete non-entity demands right to publicity 0
DonnaQuixote 4 years

“Freedom of the press is all very well”, claims clerical worker JS, “but as somebody who nobody has ever heard of, I have a right to publicity too. Why should these A-list celebs get photos of...

people around the world remember when the C.I.A .came up with a reason to 0
arrghgarry 4 years

invade Iraq and Afghanistan .Mission acomplished...

Hungry Food Standards Agency Recalls Nearly Every Single Curry in UK 3
The Dudeman 4 years

In an abrupt news conference this week, Mark Gates, senior executive at the FSA, said they will recall nearly every type of curry in the UK, including meal-for-ones, homemade, restaurant, and...

Stocks for 11/09/2010 0
The Dudeman 4 years

UP - SSJ (Sarah S. Jackson): 45% increased interest among male traders., UP - APPL (Apple Inc.): Apple released a new update for iOS, enabling users to show how much of a dick they are even more...

Gareth Willimas family demand their son`s body be returned to them from MI6 0
arrghgarry 4 years

in an S.A.E...

Consonants were all once part of one 'giant super consonant' 16
dicky37 4 years

New research published last night claimed that all the consonants in use today were once joined together to form a single giant, unpronouncable consonant, surrounded by an enormous vowel.,...

Man watches "Day after tomorrow "futurisitc film of global warming 0
arrghgarry 4 years

man wants to kill everyone actors ,extras food suppliers ,producers in the film ,he thinks he may not be the only one...

"Burn the Koran" pastor's plane accidentally crashes into Empire State Building 15
ramblesnake 4 years
9-year-old Muslim boy found crying after being accused of 9/11 3
The Dudeman 4 years

Abdul Razaq, 9, was found crying outside a dumpster near his school. Sources close to the boy said that the trigger was several of his classmates ganging up on him during the school's 9/11...

Poor performing pupils to be held back for six week long detention in the summer 2
Basil_B 4 years