Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
Ecclestone denies that F1 is becoming "Institutionally Racey"

Speculation has been rife over recent weeks that Grand Prix motor racing might evolve into an interesting and competitive sport. Accompanied by his leggy 28 year old girlfriend, former Vogue cover...

10
dvo4fun 20.10.11 8:54pm
dvo4fun
Sirte Council "inundated" with noise complaints 1
Drylaw 20.10.11 8:46pm
CJWorkman
Shock report finds women do understand how thermostats work 4
butagirl 20.10.11 8:43pm
Screenie
Gaddafi Halloween outfit not well thought out admits Sirte man's widow 0
MADJEZ 20.10.11 6:37pm
MADJEZ
Ladbrokes to pay out on Hussein/Gaddafi accumulator 0
GreenCross 20.10.11 6:23pm
GreenCross
Price Of Copper Tumbles As Dale Farm Contents Released On To Open Market

Copper and Lead prices tumbled dramatically on world commodity markets over night as the stash of metals stored as Dale Farm became available for general sale. The Site, which is now partially...

0
Mathna 20.10.11 5:46pm
Mathna
Daily Mail reports "House prices rise in Sirte". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 20.10.11 5:41pm
Al OPecia
Dale Farm travellers face barrage of demands for feedback about council services

The residents of Dale Farm are facing 'inhuman levels' of surveys and requests for feedback about the services offered to them by Essex Council. Mr Derek O'Hara, a former resident of the...

3
20.10.11 4:39pm
dvo4fun
Calls for Craig to roger more in new Bond film

Moore later...

0
spoole2112 20.10.11 4:38pm
spoole2112
Gadaffi dropped from Libyan 2012 Hide and Seek team

Team captain Muammar Gadaffi has been sensationally dropped from the Libyan Olympic hide and Seek team. Following a what was appearing to be a successful build up to the London games, Gadaffi's...

0
spoole2112 20.10.11 4:35pm
spoole2112
Gadaffi didn't duck

More soon Ok, I know it's simple and has probably been done before, but, fuck it...

4
Qoxiivi 20.10.11 4:29pm
dvo4fun
Libyan Army batman captures evil joker 0
medici2471 20.10.11 4:07pm
medici2471
Vermin infestation of sewer system worse than feared, claims Sirte engineer 0
medici2471 20.10.11 4:04pm
medici2471
Sirte plumber bemused by rejoicing "All I did was unblock a drain" 0
medici2471 20.10.11 3:50pm
medici2471
Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi delight as he collects on a bet 0
medici2471 20.10.11 3:36pm
medici2471
More bad news for Bedouin tent manufacturers. 0
spoole2112 20.10.11 3:30pm
spoole2112
Gaddafi killed after breaking into a house in Manchester

Plenty more soon...

0
Psycadelic Squirrel 20.10.11 3:19pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Gadaffi family furious at fixed penalty fine

A convoy carrying the body of Colonel Gadaffi from Sirte to Tripoli has been held up just outside Mistra after it was discovered the tax disc on the vehicle transporting the body was not being...

0
Gerontius 20.10.11 3:02pm
Gerontius
Gadaffi's capture attributed to Westlife split

The split last night of Westlife has been linked to the capture of Colonel Gadaffi. CLose friends of the Libyan dictator have pointed out that as long as Gadaffi knew that Westlife were together he...

0
simonjmr 20.10.11 2:51pm
simonjmr
Gadaffi's capture a Dead Sirte 2
bonjonelson 20.10.11 2:25pm
bonjonelson
Firm seeking to create the perfect pair of trousers "making great strides" 15
Spoinge 20.10.11 2:00pm
Newsquelch
'Honest cop' discovered working undercover at the Met.

More later...

1
spoole2112 20.10.11 1:49pm
dvo4fun
'Alright mate?' UK retailers dispensing with outmoded pleasantries

Asking customers 'can I help you sir?' or 'may I be of assistance madam?' is seen as 'well passé' according to BHS shop assistant Shaniqua Dolan. She says 'these days, like me personally, I feel...

0
vertical 20.10.11 1:30pm
vertical
Archeaologists baffled by pictograms to god "Ikea" found with burial ship

Archaeologists working on the newly discovered viking burial ship in Scotland are intrigues by pictograms that they have found that are apparently dedicated to a previously unknown god "Ikea". The...

2
gregle 20.10.11 1:29pm
gregle
Colonel captured by KFC seperatists.

More secret recipes soon...

2
MADJEZ 20.10.11 1:19pm
nickb
Undercover activists posing as police officers targeted by Met probe

Police fear they have been infiltrated by activists who joined the force under false pretences as long as 15 years ago, and are now leading double lives as police officers and informants, leaking...

0
nickb 20.10.11 1:15pm
nickb
A-Team’s guest-appearance on Ready Steady Cook ‘a disaster’

Make-do mercenaries, the A-Team, have once again gone underground following their calamitous appearance on a special edition of the BBC’s dinner-from-a-bag show Ready Steady Cook. ‘On paper, it...

10
Qoxiivi 20.10.11 1:13pm
Qoxiivi
Gaddafi “really annoyed” after surrender

Reports have emerged that, at the time of his capture, Gaddafi was arguing on the telephone with British hypnotist Paul Mckenna about the immediate withdrawal of his status as a Neuro-Linguistic...

0
Newsquelch 20.10.11 1:12pm
Newsquelch
Former Libyan Leader shot. Ignored shouted warning "Gaddafi Duck". 0
seymour totti 20.10.11 1:08pm
seymour totti
"Bonsai babies" are this year's must-have accessory for the boozy teen smoker

"Bonsai babies" that will fit in the palm of your hand until they are 3 or 4 years old have become the latest designer craze to create a buzz amongst the nation's teenagers. Schoolgirls up and down...

29
OllieP 20.10.11 12:39pm
witless