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Caddie escapes punishment, Woods confirms "My ass is in fact black" 0
medici2471 06.11.11 7:32pm
medici2471
Most Scottish Tories "not sure what lesbians actually do"

Despite electing Britain's first openly gay female political leader, three out of the four Scottish Conservative party members say they are ignorant about the lives of lesbians. In an unusually...

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nickb 06.11.11 5:14pm
nickb
Metropolitan Police finally shoot someone nobody likes

"It has taken years of hard work" said Jim McBoabie, "but we think we got away with it this time"...

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gaijintendo 06.11.11 4:33pm
antharrison
Stavros Flatley deny responsibity for Greek and Irish debt crisis 0
antharrison 06.11.11 4:32pm
antharrison
English pilot 'ejaculated over North Sea' say Deutsche Coastguard

ein mekanical gerfunken, it voss difikult to undershtend ja...

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vertical 06.11.11 4:27pm
vertical
Jimmy Savile's body lying in a state. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 06.11.11 1:00pm
dominic_mcg
Ferguson: '25 years? There's at least another 2 years left plus stoppage time...

by my watch'...

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ianslat 06.11.11 12:49pm
CJWorkman
Joe Frazier regrets Smokin' 0
arthurminnit 06.11.11 11:06am
arthurminnit
Trip Advisor to review hallucinogenic drugs

Like, more soon...

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nickb 06.11.11 8:29am
virtuallywill
13 year old shot dead copying CD, as armed guards stop piracy 7
Perks 06.11.11 3:03am
Nick McCarr
Nigerian Ex-minister caught with large sum of Cash

Nigerian Ex Finance Minister Colonel Ukwe Unchogo was today caught trying to board British Airways flight BA4235 to Heathrow today at Lagos airport with over two hundred million US Dollars in cash in...

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reforse 06.11.11 12:49am
Textbook
Israeli and Palestinian rocket displays receive mixed reaction

More for the forseeable future (Surely this must have been done before?)...

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Le Creuset Fiend 05.11.11 10:38pm
godly1966
Darth Vader Joins Fathers for Justice

The organisation “Fathers for Justice” gained a high profile new member today as Darth Vader attended their Annual General Meeting and recounted the harrowing story of how he lost contact with...

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Quaz 05.11.11 10:27pm
Quaz
NewsBiscuit to change name to News Cake for improved tax status.

It worked for McVities...

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godly1966 05.11.11 8:43pm
Le Creuset Fiend
Greece to become bronze age theme park...

'It was all going well for us until iron and Italy were discovered' says PM. The Greek parliament will soon be announcing their plans to drop out of the Euro, the EC and post industrial life with a...

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Immunis 05.11.11 8:00pm
Immunis
Old Trafford Marks 25 Years Service by Opening "The Referees Association Stand" 2
Mathna 05.11.11 7:49pm
CJWorkman
Archbishop who lives in a palace criticises top executives...

for ‘taking a lot of money for doing nothing’...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 05.11.11 7:12pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Tyre on a rope named in Rooney's honour 2
beau-jolly 05.11.11 6:23pm
vertical
Robin Hood tax opposed by Friar Tuck 1
nickb 05.11.11 5:58pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Ex Kwiksave worker now painting road signs

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/56478000/jpg/_56478954_keepklear-firestation.jpg...

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beau-jolly 05.11.11 4:59pm
Perks
John Terry leaves Chelsea to become Tiger Wood's new caddie. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.11.11 3:59pm
dominic_mcg
Downton Abbey to change name for third series

Popular ITV1 drama Downton Abbey will see significant changes when it returns next year for its third series. Due to the growing demand for its Sunday night time slot the turn of the century drama...

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victimms 05.11.11 3:59pm
victimms
Bonfire night to be scrapped due to inciting religious intolerance 0
simonjmr 05.11.11 1:46pm
simonjmr
Budget Deficit ' Killed Off' With Mandatory Euthanasia Policy

As the leaders of countries around the world try to figure out the answer to their financial problems, David Cameron has announced his latest initiative to help curb public spending, with the release...

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Perks 05.11.11 12:50pm
Perks
Julian Assange finally has plastic surgery to look like V 0
simonjmr 05.11.11 12:20pm
simonjmr
Johnny Depp in Eastenders Shocker!

hot on the heels of the nations favourite soap opera taking on oscar nominated robert vaughan (45), most famous as mr waverley in the 1960's james bond spoof "get smart", Eastenders has shocked the...

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arthurminnit 05.11.11 11:52am
arthurminnit
Middle East tense as Brown asks Blair: "When are you resigning as peace envoy?"

Governments in the Middle East and around the world are said to be 'tense and concerned' after Gordon Brown approached Tony Blair at the weekend and asked: "when are you resigning as peace envoy?"...

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The Paper Ostrich 05.11.11 11:48am
button
Literal man ignores discount coupon ... 3
Kramaring 05.11.11 11:45am
button
Vatican hit back at Ireland; "They'll buy their porn elsewhere"

The Vatican has responded aggressively to the Irish decision to withdraw their ambassador. "From now on, the Irish can buy their porn elsewhere.", said a Vatican spokesman. The Catholic church is one...

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apepper 05.11.11 11:33am
apepper
Marianne Faithfull returns after 18 month Mars simulation 7
Iamthestig 05.11.11 11:30am
nickb