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Homeless man hiding in wheelie bin injured by cat 0
Insomnia 4 years
David Cameron, "I'm very relieved that we didn't holiday in Yorkshire!" 1
Sharpehunter 4 years
Greens relieved that murdered spy's bag can be re-used 0
yussle 4 years

After a quick rinse...

MB Games to sponsor trapped chilean miners 1
4 years

MB Games is set to secure the services of the trapped Chilean miners to promote its family favourate Connect 4 game in the run up to Christmas. A spokesman for the company said; "We sympathise with...

Branson in second Channel record attempt - this time he wants to walk it 0
Ian Searle 4 years
BT's "Adam and Jane" campaign has been banned for misleading customers 0
Ian Searle 4 years

They are not actually shagging!...

Shock as CCTV footage shows cat dumped in bin instead of flower border 0
QorbeQ 4 years
US dog eats beehive to win unusual pet insurance award but is stung by renwal 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Mary Bale admits to having placed spy in bag 'as a joke' 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Wheelie bin outrage: RSPCA rubbish copycat fears. 0
Dickens or Shakespeare 4 years
Dumped cat begs to be taken back 0
jp1885 4 years
Was cat bin lady a welfare gipsy muslim house price saboteur offended by Xmas? 3
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

A Daily Mail investigation into the Cat Bin Lady of Coventry has unearthed details that other newspapers might have missed etc House prices, Muslims, Fears over Gipsies, Benefits...

All right all right, I'll marry a Muslim FFS, says harrassed NewsBiscuiteer 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Clegg unhappy with new role as Secretary of State for Childcare. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fail to save world, too busy masturbating 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Cameron 'might not have a job to come back to' after paternity leave 0
jp1885 4 years

A senior parliamentary ombudsman has warned against David Cameron taking too much paternity leave following the birth of his fourth child, stating that the Prime Minister 'might not have a job to...

X Factor criticised as viewers found to be mentally ill 0
ianslat 4 years
Poor quality STI coursework calls GCSE sex education pass rate into question 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Media bemoans shortage of photos of pretty girls opening their STI test results 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Financial sales consultant winner of BB not sure what to do with her winnings 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Arrested memorial sex act woman ‘prepared for going down’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Controversy as 2012 Olympics Demonstration Sport awarded to Puffin-Twatting 0
pinxit 4 years

International Badger-Fisting Federation 'up in arms' at decision. Will lodge 'firm' appeal to IOC...

Court hears that fake bouillon chef was 'consommé liar' 0
QorbeQ 4 years
False post - apologies 0
Gary Stanton 4 years
Owner's of "cat wheely bin" fined for leaving bins out for fifteen hours 0
Oh Danny Boy 4 years
Big Brother winner emerges to an eerie silence 0
jp1885 4 years

No more soon (thank Christ)...

Republicans Smoke Too Much Pot 0
rfreed 4 years

There is worry in this country that too many in the Republican leadership have been smoking too much pot for too long. Evidence is mounting indicating that many of their leaders are suffering from...

Body in bag at MI6 flat 'not a Tory politician' say police. 0
Griffin 4 years
Cameron’s new baby passes GCSE Maths 1
Dickens or Shakespeare 4 years

It has been confirmed that the new baby daughter of Samantha and David Cameron has passed its CGSE Mathematics with a creditable B grade. As is customary in the upper echelons of society, the new...

Show home staff warned "BB fans sit for weeks waiting for something interesting" 0
Trini 4 years