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Climate Change conference ends in success as snow fails to fall in Durban

Al Gore failed to show up...

JohnA 12.12.11 12:02am
Clegg preparing for life as "Political Pygmy" after next election 0
MT Bucket 11.12.11 10:47pm
MT Bucket
Global warming

.. Want to write a one-liner with the (implied) punchline that Nigella Lawson is hotter than Nigel Lawson, but can't get it started. Any suggestions?...

Username 11.12.11 10:19pm
Man sues Sainsburys when Bag For Life fails to save dying wife

“Im not a first aider but isn’t that what it is supposed to do?” asks Mr Saddler, whose wife passed away in Mitcham Sainsburys on Saturday. “Clearly says “Bag for life” on it, but the...

brownpaperreporter 11.12.11 8:48pm
Controversy as London Mathematical Society launches Möbius Strip club 9
pinxit 11.12.11 7:53pm
Eau de Pickles decared a "Retail flop"

Communities minister Eric Pickles was said to be "Disappointed" that the expensive perfume that bears his name has not sold as well as predicted in the run-up to Christmas. "We were hoping to sell...

antharrison 11.12.11 6:02pm
Climate change talks slammed as "Just so much hot air!" 0
dvo4fun 11.12.11 5:13pm
Cameron veto's tide, silly Cnut. 0
reforse 11.12.11 4:06pm
Eric Pickles to tackle Britiain's "problem families" by eating them. 0
MT Bucket 11.12.11 3:32pm
MT Bucket
Huhne compares Coalition to "a marriage" and asks Hague to take his points 0
MT Bucket 11.12.11 3:30pm
MT Bucket
Lib Dems to mount 'dirty protest' over Euro fiasco in next Cabinet meeting 0
MT Bucket 11.12.11 3:27pm
MT Bucket
Opposition to shop worktop census grows in counter counter counter move

More confusion to follow...

apepper 11.12.11 3:16pm
Protuberance in Clegg's trousers could be emerging cojones 0
Drylaw 11.12.11 2:33pm
MotD's Alan Hansen explodes while explaining how a foul really can be 'cynical'.

More (language distortion) later...

dvo4fun 11.12.11 2:31pm
Nicolas Sarkozy Sucked up by Belgian Road Sweeping Truck

Sarkozy get's Sucked off! The French President was reported missing at 15.10pm this afternoon after popping out to deface a Mini parked near his hotel which had a Union Jack roof. He later...

TheHaddock 11.12.11 1:08pm
Cockerels, Snails and Croissants Banned from Britain

Cameron Suggests we should get our Cocks out! A furious and stroppy David Cameron phoned the Ministry of Agriculture last night and swore for half an hour, he then signed off by demanding that all...

TheHaddock 11.12.11 1:02pm
Queen gutted at canal holiday to mark Jubilee. 'Barbados would have been nice !' 0
MADJEZ 11.12.11 12:12pm
Clegg given permission by Cameron to disagree - but only once 0
Sinnick 11.12.11 11:37am
Tories refuse to buy pram for Nick Clegg to throw toys out of 0
nickb 11.12.11 9:33am
Wounded knight says armour "not his strongest suit" 0
Nick McCarr 11.12.11 5:35am
Nick McCarr
Alien intruders demand to be taken to leader of "North Face" empire 0
Dumbnews 11.12.11 3:05am
Early diagnosis of choirboy’s testicular cancer; Catholic priest recognised

The Catholic Church is taking heart from the news this week that Father Martin O’Flaherty has been awarded an honorary medical certificate by St Thomas Hospital for his work in the early diagnosis...

malgor 11.12.11 1:07am
Occupy downtown protests shut out by the other 1%, panhandlers 0
Dumbnews 11.12.11 12:17am
Clegg: "That's the last time we take separate holidays". 0
MT Bucket 10.12.11 11:45pm
MT Bucket
Rumours that Putin's election team provided advice to X-Factor hotly denied. 0
MT Bucket 10.12.11 11:42pm
MT Bucket
Cameron: "I just wanted to be as popular in Europe as Nick is in Universities" 0
MT Bucket 10.12.11 11:31pm
MT Bucket
Britain continues not to give a toss as Cameron does exactly as expected 0
MT Bucket 10.12.11 11:28pm
MT Bucket
Back street circumcision gang captured following tip-off

More to follow...

apepper 10.12.11 10:57pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Eurozone crisis solved – Germany and France to join Pound

In a surprise joint statement last night, President Nicolas Sarkozy, Chancellor Angela Merkel and Prime Minister David Cameron announced a radical solution to the Eurozone debt crisis. With Mrs...

GreenCross 10.12.11 10:50pm
Lottery winner with gambling problem doesn't blame it on the good times. 0
reforse 10.12.11 7:21pm