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Cameron announces "Big Society" - An Endemol Production 0
Rorschach 4 years

The misfits have been voted into the House. Now it's just a case of seeing who's going to get f**ked by them...

No more secrets of magic left - Wall St. fear as Penn and Teller set up bank. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
New Health and Safety laws for military 1
Zadok the second 4 years

Defence Secretary Liam Fox has denied charges that a raft of new Health and Safety laws for the army, the navy and the airforce are being introduced as a cost-cutting exercise. “It has been drawn...

DIY fans disappointed, Farnborough Plane display doesn't involve any hand tools 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Husband stops filming for two bloody minutes; misses child’s first steps 0
Zadok the second 4 years

An ordinary man put that sodding hand-held camcorder down for two bloody minutes and started actually enjoying being with his family this weekend, according to witnesses. The man, Geoff Curran of...

Drug dealers promise "Unlimited Speed" at German Autobahn party 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Woods blames poor form on putting his knob in. 0
simonjmr 4 years
Dozing truck driver cuts short German autobahn party 0
jp1885 4 years
BP believe burritos causing methane leak in Guff of Mexico 0
Erlang 4 years

amended any better?...

Cameron: We will not negotiate with Terrorists. Please sit down Mr MacGuiness 0
simonjmr 4 years
Solero plane melts 1
Ludicity 4 years
Banks demand Vince Cable "Stop stating the bleeding obvious" 0
Erlang 4 years

3000% more possible...

Identity of person who bought all Europe's cocoa revealed... 0
riesler 4 years

Boris Johnson love child to host Have I Got News For You 0
Ludicity 4 years
David Cameron asks volunteers to recycle government cuts into positive headlines 0
Ludicity 4 years
Taliban to appear at Edinburgh Tattoo 5
afternoonslow 4 years

The Sunday Scotchgit, (Prop. David and Frederick Ninglish-Barclastards) 18th July Controversy surrounding the reported Invitation to the Taliban to take part in the, The 2010 Royal Edinburgh...

Orkney figurine points to 5,000 year old 'moobs' 0
Erlang 4 years

A 4cm high carved figure known as the "Wee Fella" may indicate the existance of male breasts far earlier than previously thought...

Cameron launches magazine for the Big Society 0
ramblesnake 4 years

To be called The Big Issue On sale Thur, from most street corners, £19.99...

Germany closes the Autobahn and parties with a 37 mile long table 0
arrghgarry 4 years

after an estimated 3 million people quaffed millions of litres of beer and 200 km of sausage the lederhosen clad peoples of the fatherland were reminded of their past glorious days ,and after a few...

Elusive international criminal found hiding in Facebook 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Mel Gibson crisis intensifies as authorities send in Danny Glover 8
Ludicity 4 years
Raoul Moats mum said it`s sad really how he died because he just loved thepoem 3
arrghgarry 4 years

by Mr Kipling called "If"...

Cameron fury at facebook 0
one against the world 4 years

Pm David Cameron today expressed his anger at facebook for refusing to pull a tribute page to a convicted criminal who has spent time in prison. Nelson Mandella has yet to comment...

Gazza: "I can bring in Bin Laden with fishing rods and my trusty dressing gown" 0
Ddigon o broblem 4 years

MOD officials have revealed they are considering air-dropping Gazza into a top secret middle east location to source and retrieve Osama Bin Laden., Under the guise of 'rehab', troubled soccer star...

Girl unconvinced that man flirting with her is really interested in her necklace 0
la maga 4 years
Widow Twankey ordained as first female Anglican bishop in C of E compromise 3
jp1885 4 years

The fierce rift that has developed between members of the Church of England over the appointment of women bishops has been healed today, following the ordination of a widowed former washerwoman at a...

Polanski 'thanks God' for deliverance, converts to Catholicism 4
sauce 4 years

'But I'll be buggered if I'll ever go back to America.'...

Memoirs reveal Third Man, Lord Mandelson, was 'Lucky Pierre' in relationship 0
The Return of DroleNoel 4 years

Whether taking it from Tony or giving it to Gordon, I believe I was in control the entire time More soon...

Tony Blair Shoots and Leaves 2
SallyOldcow 4 years

[center][/center] It has recently been revealed that nineteen people were shot by Tony Blair at a Labour Party Rally...

World’s oldest unopened champagne found in England dressing room 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years