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Gardening equipment manufacturer will use cutting-hedge technology 4
Smart Alex 25.11.11 6:39pm
Francis Maude calls for volunteer Air Traffic Controllers on TUC day of action

more soon from the Prize C**t no doubt...

dvo4fun 25.11.11 5:49pm
Greek National Debt eradicated after bumper Movember takings

While the bail-out discussions were culminating, the Greek Government were clapping their hands in glee. Unbeknownst to the EU, the entire Greek nation had taken part in Movember, where money is...

brownpaperreporter 25.11.11 4:52pm
Hot pussy 1
Screenie 25.11.11 3:23pm
greg various
It’s Official: First Dog is Now Mike Hunt

Bo, the Obama’s two year old Portuguese Water Dog, has a new moniker. The energetic first dog, known for its dense thatch of wiry black hair, is now Mike Hunt. When asked what precipitated the...

bobo lutz 25.11.11 3:17pm
greg various
RFU reveals truth of England's rugby campaign "Just the Bullingdon Club on tour"

More waiter...

dvo4fun 25.11.11 3:15pm
Andre fears Jordan snatch 2
medici2471 25.11.11 2:51pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
IOW Broadcasting Corporation planning ambitious "Coast" series 6
simonjmr 25.11.11 2:50pm
Smart Alex
Katie Price's next TV show to be shot in H-Double D. 0
Ian Searle 25.11.11 2:26pm
Ian Searle
Berlusconi To Replace Andrew At RFU 0
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 25.11.11 2:23pm
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Highways Agency re-names M6 ‘Museum of brake lights’, charges £5 entry fee

Money raised to provide vital funding for more fucking roadworks and average speed cameras...

Vertically Challenged Giant 25.11.11 2:19pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
BBC News forced to broadcast news during Leveson adjournment 0
medici2471 25.11.11 1:45pm
Dyslexic Government Minister tries to issue a duck. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 25.11.11 1:19pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Tragic student's prospects cut short after becoming trapped in a clothes horse

Danielle Morgan was a bright outgoing young student who dreamt of one day graduating and beginning a career in “any field I possibly can, perhaps HR or something”. Unfortunately this dream was...

Newsquelch 25.11.11 11:53am
Gold miner donates proceeds: "what's mined is yours" 0
Nick McCarr 25.11.11 11:34am
Nick McCarr
Eamon Holmes and Graham Garden to host new lifestyle magazine programme

The name of the show has yet to be decided...

woody 25.11.11 10:27am
seymour totti
'We're not all fat geeks' cry staff at Macrosoft. 0
Username 25.11.11 10:12am
‘Where’s Wally?’ to be re-branded as ‘Where’s Ed?’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 25.11.11 9:39am
Duncan Biscuit
Blacks Leisure shares collapse as Occupy protestor numbers dwindle 0
Duncan Biscuit 25.11.11 9:38am
Duncan Biscuit
Home births associated with higher risk of sanctimonious harridans 0
Duncan Biscuit 25.11.11 9:37am
Duncan Biscuit
Arcadia to close more loop holes

Arcadia group owner Sir Philip Green says he has been forced to close around 260 of the fiscal loop holes that he uses to avoid paying his fair share of tax here in the UK, Sir Philip claims that...

Rich Liszt 25.11.11 8:40am
Tantric News!: Sting reflects on 25 years of solo success. 1
SingingHinny 25.11.11 8:36am
Ad agencies employing qualified ‘emotional rapists’ over Christmas period

Advertising agencies have taken to hiring freelance emotional rapists in order to fulfil retailers’ demands for increasingly cynical and manipulative Christmas commercials. According to Tony...

Qoxiivi 25.11.11 8:10am
Clegg signed up by Cameron on new youth employment scheme. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 25.11.11 7:55am
Al OPecia
Apple steps up patent war, takes fruit supplier to court

Major smartphone manufacturer Apple has been dragging spurious cases through the courts yet again this week. With news of its bitter patent dispute with Android vendors HTC and Samsung still...

RobAngry 25.11.11 6:58am
Harry Pothead? No, just rollups, honest!

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe has denied smoking marijuana at a party, after a report appeared in British tabloid the Daily Mirror. "We categorically deny the allegations regarding Daniel...

Flexicon 25.11.11 1:59am
Simon Le Bon, Nick Rhodes and Roger Taylor to close 260 BHS and Top Shop stores 2
Iamthestig 25.11.11 12:56am
JK Rowling evidence 'lacks early Hogwarts magic', complains Leveson Inquiry

Lord Leveson has given an uncompromising thumbs-down to the latest offering from Harry Potter author JK Rowling, branding the new work 'tedious and lacking in that early Hogwarts magic.' Rowling...

The Paper Ostrich 25.11.11 12:47am
Lumberjacks to join general strike as some 'face the axe'

The National Union of Lumberjacks have today announced the results of a recent ballot on strike action. It has received overwhelming support from it's members of which 54% voted for action, with a...

Perks 25.11.11 12:23am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Gas watchdog to be renamed, 'Off-rip' 0
Smart Alex 25.11.11 12:13am
Smart Alex