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New EU tea bag regulations 'full of holes' claim lawyers

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spoole2112 29.09.11 12:43pm
witless
Pontypandy Firestation set to close

Fireman Sam and Station Officer Steele have today been issued with 90 day notices as the South Wales Fire Service look to cut expenditure. A spokesman for the SWFA explained, " this was a really...

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grottymonty 29.09.11 12:20pm
grottymonty
Circumcision cutbacks: 500 to get the chop. 7
grottymonty 29.09.11 12:18pm
medici2471
More employment gloom: Forestry Commission to "Clear out the dead wood" 1
grottymonty 29.09.11 12:07pm
medici2471
House price soars 30% at 25 Acacia Avenue

There was positive news for the UK's housing market today, as the estimated price of a 4-bed semi in Woking soared by 30%. The dramatic rise at 25 Acacia Acvenue is being attributed to a new combi...

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29.09.11 12:00pm
Screenie
Advert: Pun plant discovered, grows your prowess naturally

may need enlarging on...

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witless 29.09.11 11:58am
witless
'Castles in the Sky' build on hold as recession hits Just the Two of Us 0
allmyownstunts 29.09.11 11:46am
allmyownstunts
EU to outlaw use of "air quotes"

"Air slashes" have already been outlawed after Hilter tried to introduce them with his Nazi salutes, but they may call for the introduction of "air colons", "air ampersands" and "air ellipses"...

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Ian Searle 29.09.11 11:16am
vertical
Tens of thousands of surgical patients dying needlessly down to cuts

Tens of thousands of patients are dying needlessly after routine home operations because their partners have not been sufficiently trained, leading surgeons warn. A report on the Coalitions flagship...

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witless 29.09.11 11:08am
AvidReader
BBQ sales rise after met office forecasts october snow

http://tinyurl.com/6bdeczt It can only mean one thing when William Hill are taking bets, sunglasses and garden furniture sales are booming and shoppers are stocking up with beer and sausages, the...

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vertical 29.09.11 11:05am
vertical
Elgin Marbles to go on Ebay

In the latest move to pay off the Greek debt mountain, the entire collection of stones from the Parthenon now residing in the British Museum is to go on Ebay with a 'Buy It Now' thought to be around...

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Boutros 29.09.11 10:53am
witless
Germaine Greer Hails Saudi Arabia "World Women's Capital"

Academic and Feminist Germaine Greer has named Saudi Arabia as the most woman friendly country in the world following the retraction of punishment by lashing of a female driver. "Obviously, woman...

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apepper 29.09.11 10:48am
JohnA
Dirty whistle found - working hypothesis flawed

Play on clean as a whistle, article also include bright as a button etc...

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Jimbo 29.09.11 10:37am
Rowly
Entomologist arrested in restaurant for fly tipping 0
JohnA 29.09.11 10:35am
JohnA
House/Big Issue prices to be linked says Osborne

Chancellor George Osborne today announced plans to regulate the Big Issue price fixing policy which currently exploits thousands of vulnerable homeowners throughout the country. "House prices have...

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tedweasel 29.09.11 10:30am
tedweasel
Worried parents sue Adobe for allowing PDF Files online

To tenuous??...

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Perks 29.09.11 10:21am
Qoxiivi
NHS Hospital admits “nothing went wrong”

Embarrassed hospital chiefs were today forced to admit that “nothing went tragically wrong” with the care of an elderly Birmingham woman. Her family were said to be “shocked” and are...

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29.09.11 10:08am
UK house prices treading water

buoys up plumbers income...

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witless 29.09.11 9:49am
witless
Metal thieves 'bane of society' claims time traveller 1
Screenie 29.09.11 9:31am
Screenie
Hatchet manufacturer to axe workforce 0
Iamthestig 29.09.11 9:28am
Iamthestig
Kodak film Labs reports negative growth

developing...

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witless 29.09.11 9:25am
witless
Whip manufacturer announces cut backs

Does that work? I got too confused and panicked. Note:, Title was originally:, Reduction in cut backs at Cat o' nine tails testing plant as rope prices sour but changed to current through...

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Screenie 29.09.11 8:57am
witless
Saudi insurers won't payout on female whiplash claims 4
roybland 29.09.11 8:55am
witless
No Policy Change on Use of Date Systems BC and AD claims BBCE

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medici2471 29.09.11 8:50am
medici2471
PM bans supermarket plastic bags – knit your own

Britain’s biggest supermarkets and their customers are today given an ultimatum by the Prime Minister, stop using plastic carrier bags and start knitting your own. “During the war years, the...

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witless 29.09.11 8:45am
witless
Brain damaged Judge has right to live

Landmark ruling, Judges in a persistent vegetative state are "common or garden"...

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witless 29.09.11 8:40am
witless
"He's Bad!...He's Bad!" Transcript released from Jackson doc's frantic call

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spoole2112 29.09.11 8:35am
Screenie
Scientists discover "anti-policy" particles by smashing Milibands together

Scientists at CERN's research centre have made a startling discovery, after getting bored and messing about with their Large Hadron Collider. "We've not had much luck lately", explained Dr Heinz...

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Al OPecia 29.09.11 8:28am
Sinnick
Saudi King Decree: Take the whip crack away 0
Gary Baldy 29.09.11 8:27am
Gary Baldy
Thurrock FC in bid for Tevez 0
Sinnick 29.09.11 8:12am
Sinnick