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Sperm bank robbery "all over very quickly" say onlookers

inspired by Boutros...

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nickb 19.10.11 3:42pm
nickb
Andrex shares plummet as Dail Mail uses softer paper. 0
DiY 19.10.11 2:19pm
DiY
Bottom falls out of bidet market

no more to follow...

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witless 19.10.11 2:09pm
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Recession latest: Cocaine dealers say "Crack Down" 0
brd888 19.10.11 2:05pm
brd888
IOW plan "David Essex day" in commemoration of 40 years of That'll be the day 0
simonjmr 19.10.11 1:56pm
simonjmr
Practical Caravan magazine plans Dale Farm pull-out special - more soon 1
GreenCross 19.10.11 1:55pm
DiY
Critical acclaims for new Somalian "Pirates of Penzance" production

Although audiences have been disappearing for the same company's production of Robert Louis Stevenson's "Kidnapped"...

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brd888 19.10.11 1:55pm
dvo4fun
Asda launch the "Mildred" range of clothing for the over 70's 1
Iamthestig 19.10.11 1:13pm
brd888
1000 year old Viking remains identified as first husband of Joan Collins

Many more soon...

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borednow 19.10.11 1:12pm
brd888
October 2013: Where are they now? Dr Liam Fox

Dr Liam Fox MP (born East Kilbride, Scotland, 22 September 1961) was a British Conservative politician, former Member of Parliament for North Somerset. and the ex-Secretary of State for Defence. ...

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simonjmr 19.10.11 1:01pm
Sinnick
Argos shares fall after a catalogue of disasters 0
Iamthestig 19.10.11 12:47pm
Iamthestig
Rupert Everett is a Shit Sherlock 0
Iamthestig 19.10.11 12:42pm
Iamthestig
Dale Farm situation reaches critical as council sends in the journalists 1
ianslat 19.10.11 12:32pm
writinginbsl
Cross dressers 'to be offered anger management' says Equalities Commissioner 1
SpankyMonkey 19.10.11 12:31pm
writinginbsl
New crop of Orange hued TV presenters ready

.at Dale Winton Farm...

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brd888 19.10.11 12:26pm
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Crop of classic British comedy actors to be released from..

Jim Dale farm...

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brd888 19.10.11 12:18pm
brd888
Recession news: toilet manufacturer goes down the tubes.

With the loss of 300 jobbies...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 19.10.11 10:13am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Man with short back and sides turns out to be dwarf

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dicky37 19.10.11 10:11am
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Local man in Facebook ‘friend’ shock.

Pete Edwards, 37, of Godalming, was today shocked to discover that none of his 259 Facebook friends would lend him £20.00 to ’see him through to payday’., “I genuinely thought they liked and...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 19.10.11 10:09am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Dale Farm bandwagon activists who concreted arms into barrel to be left in situ 0
SpankyMonkey 19.10.11 10:05am
SpankyMonkey
Dale Farm residents deploy cats as proof of right to family life 0
GreenCross 19.10.11 9:55am
GreenCross
Globe Theatre stage over-run with chickens: police suspect fowl play

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dicky37 19.10.11 9:23am
witless
Gus O'Donnell resigns - allegedly involved in every scandal since 2005 0
medici2471 19.10.11 9:01am
medici2471
Supermarkets Start A Self-Serve Society

In an epidemic that started with the big supermarkets, the philosophy of self-serve is beginning to spread across the country. It has been announced by many companies across many industries that...

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Perks 19.10.11 9:01am
Perks
The Intergenerational Foundation identify Elderly London couple as home hoarders

"A married couple in their eighties and nineties, living in the Westminster area with a house with over 100 rooms - how fair is that?" said an unidentified spokesperson. "It's time we moved them out"...

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brd888 19.10.11 9:00am
brd888
Letwin Resignation Letter Found In Park Bin 0
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 19.10.11 8:50am
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Daily Mail wins Man Booker prize for fiction

Following an outstanding year of made up news stories, the Daily Mail has been awarded the prestigious fiction prize...

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apepper 19.10.11 8:27am
apepper
New non-emergency phone line to be manned by police dogs

A trial aimed at getting people who are stuck in the toilet, or who haven’t seen their cat in a couple of hours, not to dial 999, gets underway in Leicestershire today. The new number, 101, has...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 19.10.11 8:27am
writinginbsl
Israel financial crisis as Shalit submits back pay & 'overnight expenses' claim 3
dvo4fun 19.10.11 8:20am
writinginbsl
Noisy anti-closure protests force libraries to close 2
nickb 19.10.11 8:18am
writinginbsl