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Thug community fed up with being blamed for drunken violence 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

The Thug Community has filed a complaint with the press commission, after being constantly portrayed in the media as violent drunks., A study of court reports revealed that the majority of violent...

Study finds most pre conceived opinions and stereotypes are correct 2
Dumbnews 4 years
Inquiry into Hutton Inquiry could push Hutton over the edge, say friends 0
ronseal 4 years

. Themes:, Hutton under pressure to reach verdict that pleased government, (Must look up his first name), Unblemished career, Would have hated being asked to lie, BBC blamed for betraying his...

Mining teams in Chile were about to start drilling half way down the mine 0
arrghgarry 4 years

near the collapse ,then after a few drinks with a reporter from The Sun they decide to drill from the top taking to extend the news coverage .Kirk Douglas had no comment or maybe he did ,it was...

Ad Feature: Extreme Sports Chilean Potholing, 4 Months for Price of 3 Offer 1
mugwump 4 years

Start collecting coupons in the Daily Star this week...

Eunuch Cricket Team In No Balls Scandal 0
IABP 4 years
Bo-Selecta to become Queen's official favourite television programme 0
LostLad 4 years

As the last ever episode of Last of the Summer Wine is broadcast later today, Buckingham Palace has released a short press statement saying how much the Queen has enjoyed watching Last of the Summer...

MTV admit they could have solved the Fritzl case years ago if they had 0
arrghgarry 4 years

only accepted his daughters application for teen crypts...

Third Englnad footballer wins gagging order NOTW finds it funny because 0
arrghgarry 4 years

his friend was gagging on something in the car park...

Pulling the string out your bottom voted 'Worst aspect of Yo Yo Diet' 4
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

A poll of Yo Yo dieters has reached an unexpected conclusion that took pollsters completely by surprise. A thousand weight watchers were asked 'What's the worst thing about Yo You dieting?'. The...

A Conservative man named Crispin Blunt (no relation to Gay spy Anthony blunt) 11
arrghgarry 4 years

surprises the world by announcing that he is gay .He would also like to announce that the England football team is crap .The queen is a German and footballers get paid too much,if anyone else would...

Clouds spelling "YES I DO EXIST" remain above Richard Dawkins' house for 40 days 1
Crayola 4 years

Sponsored by the National Agnostics Society. Possibly...

Fury as cameras catch man slaughtering pig 1
Oxbridge 4 years

The internet was closed to meltdown last night, after footage of a man calmly killing a pig in what looks like a brightly lit factory was posted on YouTube. Police have appealed for calm after...

MI6 man "died innocently in his bath" say police. More soon. 2
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

The dead British intelliigence officer Gareth Williams was last seen alive on 15 August in London, officers said as they continued to investigate his death. Police have dismissed widespread...

Everyone else having more sex than you, say advertisers 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Rightward veer in global politics 'may mean global cooling' 1
la maga 4 years

The collective rightward maneuver in politics across the globe is on such a large scale that it is likely to affect the planet's orbit, concerned scientists say. The consequences for global weather...

Tolkien created Elvish to show Wales "what a proper bloody language looks like." 0
Crayola 4 years

Sponsored by the David Beckham Institute of Lexicographal Research. "We know there's 26 letters. We just can't write them all down in one go."...

English Defence League: "We're not Nazi thugs, just perfectly ordinary thugs." 0
la maga 4 years
Man develops skills-based points system for entry to his family 0
la maga 4 years
Chilean miners claim to receive messages from "Davina", discover "Diary Room". 0
Crayola 4 years

Sponsored by Fritzl Excavations. How low will YOU go?...

Publishers invited to pitch for contract to rewrite history books 0
4 years

It's being called the Contract of the Century and for one lucky publisher it could mean ongoing work estimated at £350million. For several years it has been clear that the history books currently...

Sales of paedophile spectacles plummet 0
4 years

They've been the kiddy-fiddlers' first choice of eye-wear for years, but now it seems that tinted spectacles are falling out of fashion and are a thing of the past. Highly valued for their ability...

Scots DNA similar to humans' 1
4 years

No doubt about it. We ARE related! Research at Liverpool University has revealed that the scots share 96% of DNA with humans. The astonishing revelation casts serious questions about the way the...

Nation in panic as Friends fails to appear in TV schedules for a day 0
4 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has cut short his Cornish holiday to deal with the growing crisis gripping the UK following the shock disappearance for a day of hit US sitcom Friends from TV schedules....

Vladimir Badenov Claims Title to World's Biggest Yacht 0
MingtheMerciless 4 years

http://www.navsource.org/archives/02/026965.jpgBillionaire oligarch Vladimir Badenov has claimed the title of owner of the world's largest yacht, eclipsing Roman Abramovich's [i]Eclipse[/i] by 520...

BBC deny they are Imperial and Aloof as they contemplate strike action. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

"Just because everyone doesn't have 3 times salary pensions doesn't mean we shouldn't have them. Its for everyone else to raise their game not bring us down to their poverty subsistence'...

Outrage at plans to turn miners trapped for 4 months into a reality tv show 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

The TV company Dodgy Geezer said televising the life of miners trapped for months would be a hit. The company said the miners have nothing else to do down there so why not make a game of it? In...

Suicide woman ashamed of limescale in washing machine. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

A coroner warned of the dangers of allowing limescale build up in domestic appliances after a Brighton woman took her own life. An engineer made the shocking discovery and then it was only a matter...

UK Prison Minister braces himself for lots of picking up soap jokes... 1
Zen 4 years
Top talent at the BBC to be axed and as soon as they find him/her 0
arrghgarry 4 years

or it they will be fired...