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Downing Street Resident Evicted

A 44 year old father of three of Downing Street, Westminster, has been issued with an eviction notice by Westminster Council following their conviction today for taking part in the riots that swept...

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Boroughbloke 13.08.11 3:45pm
Boroughbloke
Looter's anger fueled by high cost of goods from Salvation Army

Do they have Goodwill and Salvation Army, thrift stores in UK?...

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Dumbnews 13.08.11 2:50pm
Boroughbloke
Police nab looters after they return to stores to purchase extended warranty's 0
Dumbnews 13.08.11 2:20pm
Dumbnews
Looter's Moms all describe their sons as quiet boys who kept to themselves 0
Dumbnews 13.08.11 2:14pm
Dumbnews
Riots: Senior Judge asks 'Where are the nannies?' 0
Skylarking 13.08.11 2:09pm
Skylarking
Kentish Town applies to move back to Kent to avoid further rioting

Appalled by week’s riots, residents of Kentish Town have renewed their petition to the Boundaries Commission to have their community moved back to Kent. Community leader Eric Dixon said that...

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Stan 13.08.11 12:41pm
Des Custard
Call My Bluff announce tragic floccinaucinihilipilification of Robert Robinson

More soon. (Thanks to domincic_mcg)...

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rickwestwell 13.08.11 11:47am
Al OPecia
Glorious 12th marred by Pheasants Revolt

which is a bad thing...

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greg various 13.08.11 10:35am
greg various
Police confident of even more arrests after studying CCTV from balaclava shop. 0
dominic_mcg 13.08.11 10:19am
dominic_mcg
Robert Robertson dies: Eulogy to be delivered by sister and eldest son 1
virtuallywill 13.08.11 10:13am
dominic_mcg
New homeware brand aimed at rioters' mothers is launched at www.ScummyMummy.com 0
wallster 13.08.11 10:00am
wallster
Shopping Spree Breaks Out in South London

In sickening scenes shopping pensioners were today being charged by lines of fully trained retailers in south London. "These people think they can get away with murder" said 72 year old Stanley, an...

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Boroughbloke 13.08.11 9:52am
Boroughbloke
Italian debt crisis blamed on theft by group of Mini drivers. 0
MADJEZ 13.08.11 9:51am
MADJEZ
isle of wight riots latest

local police chief, community support officer mckay, commented on the horrific riots that hit the island in the wake of the mainlands disturbances., "it was terrible" he said, "at one point there...

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arthurminnit 13.08.11 8:31am
Screenie
Cameron authorises super soaker water pistols for riot police

Following an emergency debate in the House of Commons, David Cameron today announced that, in conjunction with the deployment of anti-riot water canons, police will be issued with super soaker water...

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fernandomando 13.08.11 6:25am
Golgo13
Tampax marketing advisor recommends 'Back to basics' name change to ‘Jam rags’

Martin Sorrell, chief executive of WPP, an International advertising company has recommended that tampon manufacturer Tampax changes its branding from ‘Femine hygiene accessory’ to ‘Jam rags’...

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antharrison 12.08.11 11:40pm
antharrison
BBC news report grabs award

BBC news report, 'News of the World rivals celebrate sales boost', has scooped the much sought after 'well, yeah' award for stating the bleeding obvious...

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Screenie 12.08.11 11:18pm
Screenie
Employer puts suspended garden centre worker on paperwork leave 3
Duncan Biscuit 12.08.11 11:12pm
Screenie
Chiswick women discuss their pussies.

Chiswick is facing its biggest pussy crisis to date, according to local resident Flossie Clunge:, "They sometimes keep me up all night" said Miss Clunge, a retired cleaner from Turnham Green. A...

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rebel not taken 12.08.11 11:06pm
Screenie
Government set to take control of the nation's perambulations

It has been revealed by the minister for transport that the government has been worried for sometime about the falling morale of the nation's older residents, especially with the increase in fuel...

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Screenie 12.08.11 9:52pm
Screenie
Toddler shops own teenage mother after seeing CCTV footage of her looting

A three year old girl from Greater Manchester has reported her 16 year old mother to police after seeing her 'named and shamed' as part of the Shop a Looter scheme set up in the wake of the recent...

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Spartan_Pig 12.08.11 9:09pm
Spartan_Pig
Woman disfigured by chimp 'feels safer' after mandrill face transplant

A woman left disfigured by a violent chimp unveiled her new face last night. Keen to avoid any future attacks, doctors have replaced her face with one from a much more intimidating primate. 34...

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12.08.11 7:53pm
Boris Johnson brings peace to London through the medium of dance. More soon. 7
dominic_mcg 12.08.11 5:16pm
Al OPecia
CPS bring in Huggy Bear to translate for teen offenders. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 12.08.11 5:00pm
dominic_mcg
British Gas blamed for doorstep shortage. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 12.08.11 4:53pm
dominic_mcg
“Go-Go Gadget Lawsuit!” Google vs Microsoft fight over Inspector Gadget patents

Inspector Gadget fans across the globe were shocked to their very (bionic) core today when Microsoft and Google announced they would be launching a bidding war for patents linked to the infinite...

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DavidEllisKent 12.08.11 3:44pm
DavidEllisKent
Shooting in Tooting mooted as true root of looting. 4
wallster 12.08.11 3:28pm
button
Homeopathic jokes "just not strong enough". More soon. 5
Al OPecia 12.08.11 3:28pm
writinginbsl
Missing US hypersonic aircraft found in Peckham flat. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 12.08.11 3:23pm
writinginbsl
Judges at 2011 Top Restaurant Awards consider the Om-Nom-Nominations.

Ok, I know, I'm a kid at heart...

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wallster 12.08.11 2:58pm
wallster