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Tart with a heart of gold sues NHS over cardiac transplant

“Minxy Minnie, Tart with a heart of Gold, thats how everyone knows me. Now, what am I, Minxy Minnie tart with a second-hand heart from some 40 year old geezer. Gutted.” Her local NHS trust...

brownpaperreporter 07.09.11 6:24pm
Australian Government authorises ".xxxx" domain names. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 07.09.11 5:36pm
Al OPecia
".cum" bubble set to burst. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 07.09.11 5:34pm
Al OPecia
German court tells Greek bail-out opponents that for them the fight is over 4
Duncan Biscuit 07.09.11 4:13pm
Italian prison overcrowding at 'inhumane levels' makes you wonder who took it...

vertical 07.09.11 3:39pm
Crasshosts offer 'unmissable' .xxx deal

Internet hosts Crasshosts have come up with the deal of the year. On offer is the option to buy the corresponding .xxx domain which matches your business portal's or .com address, thus...

Pagantroll 07.09.11 3:10pm
Sweet and sour spare ribs with dark soy sauce heads Chinese super-rich list 2
Duncan Biscuit 07.09.11 2:48pm
King crabs demand £6 million to quit the Antarctic 0
jp1885 07.09.11 2:28pm
Cameron's Input Re New Name For Scottish Tories....

..The Laird Party...

Jesse Bigg 07.09.11 2:07pm
Jesse Bigg
‘Gordon Brown drew a willy on my book when he was 8’ reveals new memoir

The latest book to be published by a former junior school classmate of Gordon Brown has revealed more damning allegations against the former class prefect. ‘My back was only turned for a few...

ianslat 07.09.11 1:50pm
Bin Laden family unhappy at 911 remembrance snub. 0
MADJEZ 07.09.11 1:48pm
Coupon offered online to get Groupon IPO shares at 75% discount.

obvious but....

bonjonelson 07.09.11 1:48pm
Tory Education Cuts Could Mean Many 'First-Time' Voters....

.Only able to write an "X" on the ballot paper...

Jesse Bigg 07.09.11 1:39pm
Photos of Apollo landers faked say conspiracy theorists. 0
martin2381 07.09.11 1:36pm
ITV apologises for uninterrupted coverage of England v Wales match

Adam Crozier, Chief Executive of ITV, has apologised to viewers for the coverage of Tuesday night’s Euro 2012 qualifier between England and Wales. The ad breaks were limited to during half-time,...

Vertically Challenged Giant 07.09.11 12:48pm
Think Tank answers problem of Police numbers

A government sponsored Think Tank has come up with radical proposals to change public perceptions of police numbers. The 3000 page report suggests that officers should carry with them replicas of...

Pagantroll 07.09.11 12:32pm
Nick McCarr
Dublin councillors bitterly regret inaugral 'Potatina' festival

A disasterous attempt to attract tourists to Ireland's capital has led to a bitter feud between city councillors. While some claim that the 'potatina' festival had been a fun mash up, most believe...

07.09.11 12:10pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Yahoo! Anyone there? Anyone seen Yahoo? 1
Ostsee 07.09.11 12:09pm
Met Office worker sacked for getting caught in downpour without an umbrella

A storm has erupted over the dismissal of a weather forecaster for his lack of faith in the Meteorological Office's work. Weather analyst Michael Ainsworth left the agency under a cloud after a...

Midfield Diamond 07.09.11 11:49am
Midfield Diamond
Research confirms young women don’t actually fancy middle aged men

Men of a certain age have been shocked and disappointed by research findings that appear to prove that young women are really ‘actually not attracted at all’ to middle aged men. Dr. Michael...

writinginbsl 07.09.11 11:13am
Sacked CEO of Yahoo set for top job at Freeserve

'To be quite honest,' said fired by phone ex-boss of Yahoo Carol Bartz,'I'd forgotten I had a job there. I didn't think the company still existed until I googled it.'...

greg various 07.09.11 9:25am
Essex travellers demand £6m to bugger off.

Travellers living illegally on the Ugley Green caravan site in Essex have demanded £6million of taxpayers' money to leave. The request was made by the gipsys' representative Paddy Pikey during a...

rebel not taken 07.09.11 9:13am
High-resolution Moon photos reveal kebab shop 0
Sinnick 07.09.11 8:56am
New Zealand Has Difficulty Promoting Rugby World Cup

New Zealand has been disappointed by the lack of ticket sales and international visitors for the upcoming Rugby World Cup, chiefly because of the difficulty in persuading people that there actually...

Textbook 07.09.11 8:37am
Study of real religious men aborts for lack of qualified participants

Tips for better word choices?...

Dumbnews 07.09.11 8:24am
greg various
'Cheating' Bremner to impersonate Wayne Sleep on Strictly 0
jp1885 07.09.11 8:19am
High 50p tax rate damages economy, say highest-earning economists 0
jp1885 07.09.11 8:05am
Dirty laundry found in Gaddafi compound confirmed as British

Prime Minister David Cameron has admitted that a large bundle of dirty laundry, discovered last week in the wash house of Colonel Gaddafi’s compound in Tripoli, ‘almost certainly’ belongs to...

jp1885 07.09.11 7:01am
Fire the size of Conneticut ‘was Conneticut’ confirm Fire Officers

Firefighters in Texas struggling to contain a wildfire that has destroyed over 500 homes think the fire may have either escaped from captivity or was released into the wild by its owner., Fires in...

Gerontius 07.09.11 6:15am
Phones4U not the only one changing hands as Jesus caught winking during TV ad

And the next one please...

Gerontius 07.09.11 6:09am