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Dale Farm residents to have language skills tests before they speak to media 5
brownpaperreporter 19.10.11 7:42pm
dvo4fun
Apple community in shock after first Siri suicide

Thousands of Apple fans across the world are in shock today following reports of the first iPhone Siri suicide.,  , Siri, Apple's artificial intelligence 'personal assistant' and the main feature...

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roybland 19.10.11 7:25pm
roybland
Sperm banks finding things hard

Difficult times are hitting sperm donations...

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apepper 19.10.11 6:45pm
Boutros
Essex Council breaking up a 'clothes peg community' say Dale Farm travellers 0
roybland 19.10.11 5:45pm
roybland
Westlife are to split, Jan Moir devastated 0
Perks 19.10.11 5:24pm
Perks
Shock Decision to Cancel HS2 - 23 minute saving is "bugger all"

The incoming Secretary of State for Transport, Justine Greening, has announced a shock decision to cancel the High Speed 2 rail project which would have linked London and Birmingham. Speaking from...

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GreenCross 19.10.11 5:05pm
dvo4fun
Ardnamurchan Viking boat burial discovery 'pointless'

A Viking representative said yesterday "We didn't bury the poor guy so some tweed dressed perennial students could dig him up and stick him in a museum. How would they like it if we dug up his granny...

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brd888 19.10.11 3:50pm
brd888
Dale Farm residents could have tarmacked driveways 'within 45 minutes'

The leader of Basildon Council, Cllr Tony Ball, has justified sending in riot police by making the shocking claim that, if provoked, travellers at Dale Farm could tarmac driveways locally 'within 45...

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GreenCross 19.10.11 3:43pm
nickb
Dale Farm protestors torch caravan - bailiffs and police say "thanks, job done" 0
Izziere 19.10.11 3:42pm
Izziere
Sperm bank robbery "all over very quickly" say onlookers

inspired by Boutros...

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nickb 19.10.11 3:42pm
nickb
Andrex shares plummet as Dail Mail uses softer paper. 0
DiY 19.10.11 2:19pm
DiY
Bottom falls out of bidet market

no more to follow...

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witless 19.10.11 2:09pm
vertical
Recession latest: Cocaine dealers say "Crack Down" 0
brd888 19.10.11 2:05pm
brd888
IOW plan "David Essex day" in commemoration of 40 years of That'll be the day 0
simonjmr 19.10.11 1:56pm
simonjmr
Practical Caravan magazine plans Dale Farm pull-out special - more soon 1
GreenCross 19.10.11 1:55pm
DiY
Critical acclaims for new Somalian "Pirates of Penzance" production

Although audiences have been disappearing for the same company's production of Robert Louis Stevenson's "Kidnapped"...

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brd888 19.10.11 1:55pm
dvo4fun
Asda launch the "Mildred" range of clothing for the over 70's 1
Iamthestig 19.10.11 1:13pm
brd888
1000 year old Viking remains identified as first husband of Joan Collins

Many more soon...

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borednow 19.10.11 1:12pm
brd888
October 2013: Where are they now? Dr Liam Fox

Dr Liam Fox MP (born East Kilbride, Scotland, 22 September 1961) was a British Conservative politician, former Member of Parliament for North Somerset. and the ex-Secretary of State for Defence. ...

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simonjmr 19.10.11 1:01pm
Sinnick
Argos shares fall after a catalogue of disasters 0
Iamthestig 19.10.11 12:47pm
Iamthestig
Rupert Everett is a Shit Sherlock 0
Iamthestig 19.10.11 12:42pm
Iamthestig
Dale Farm situation reaches critical as council sends in the journalists 1
ianslat 19.10.11 12:32pm
writinginbsl
Cross dressers 'to be offered anger management' says Equalities Commissioner 1
SpankyMonkey 19.10.11 12:31pm
writinginbsl
New crop of Orange hued TV presenters ready

.at Dale Winton Farm...

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brd888 19.10.11 12:26pm
vertical
Crop of classic British comedy actors to be released from..

Jim Dale farm...

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brd888 19.10.11 12:18pm
brd888
Recession news: toilet manufacturer goes down the tubes.

With the loss of 300 jobbies...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 19.10.11 10:13am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Man with short back and sides turns out to be dwarf

[More soon]...

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dicky37 19.10.11 10:11am
charlies_hat
Local man in Facebook ‘friend’ shock.

Pete Edwards, 37, of Godalming, was today shocked to discover that none of his 259 Facebook friends would lend him £20.00 to ’see him through to payday’., “I genuinely thought they liked and...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 19.10.11 10:09am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Dale Farm bandwagon activists who concreted arms into barrel to be left in situ 0
SpankyMonkey 19.10.11 10:05am
SpankyMonkey
Dale Farm residents deploy cats as proof of right to family life 0
GreenCross 19.10.11 9:55am
GreenCross