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Daley Thompson tells media "It sunk in this morning" 2
charlies_hat 09.08.12 3:18pm
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Tony Blair Deeply Worried That Nobody Cares That He's Deeply Worried 0
Nowherefast 09.08.12 3:17pm
Nowherefast
British youth successfully inspired by menial Olympic support roles

Lord Coe has hailed a survey published today that confirmed that the youth of the nation has been inspired to become menial assistants. Concerns that the London Olympics would fail to deliver the...

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ianslat 09.08.12 3:06pm
ianslat
Rhythmic gymnasts to perform with humans

In a shock announcement, organisers of the Rhythmic Gymnastics Monitoring Committee have released new rules regarding the use of artistic aids in their routines. The gymnasts – who usually wiggle...

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kimllfixit 09.08.12 2:52pm
kimllfixit
Olympics Just A Giant Wankfest For Plymouth Man

Simon Kendall, 34, a telecoms engineer from Plymouth was yesterday admitted to hospital after collapsing from exhaustion, brought about by my, I mean his, excessive masturbating whilst watching...

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HIGNFY 09.08.12 2:17pm
HIGNFY
Two men arrested for cheese fight, charged with Fromage Frais 1
Iamthestig 09.08.12 1:58pm
godly1966
New human sub-species found living on housing estate in Rotherham. 0
wallster 09.08.12 1:24pm
wallster
Mars Curiosity Landing: "Not Enough Strings and Pulleys" Says W. Heath Robinson

"It's a bloody miracle it made it down in one piece!" was the informed assessment of British contraption aficionado William Heath Robinson on the landing of NASA's Mars Curiosity Rover this morning....

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Nowherefast 09.08.12 1:09pm
Nowherefast
10k swimmer disqualified for "heavy petting" 0
seymour totti 09.08.12 12:56pm
seymour totti
Steve Ovett promises to organize an "even better London Olympics" next year 7
bonjonelson 09.08.12 11:45am
charlies_hat
Gu Kailai secures China a gold medal for the high jump 1
medici2471 09.08.12 11:35am
Nowherefast
Olympic fever sparks new diet craze

Visitors to the London Olympics have been shedding the pounds with a brand new diet – the Hoskins. Named after Hollywood legend and star of Super Mario Bros., Robert William ‘Bob’ Hoskins Jr,...

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The_RLJ 09.08.12 11:05am
The_RLJ
Health and safety gone mad as javelin catching cancelled

More to follow...

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apepper 09.08.12 10:29am
beau-jolly
Curiosity rover II reaches Mons Venus

NASA staff were jubilant last night as Curiosity II, sister ship to the Mars rover, beamed the first grainy pictures from a region hitherto unknown to rocket scientists. 'The rover touched down at...

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NewSuburbanDad 09.08.12 10:04am
NewSuburbanDad
Team GB 'best at sitting down'

As Team GB continues to rack up medals, Olympic officials have pointed out that British athletes seem to be excelling in events which involve sitting down. Rowing, cycling, sailing and canoeing have...

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GreenCross 09.08.12 9:42am
beau-jolly
Michael Gove Plans Equestrian Dressage Courses For Academy Schools 0
09.08.12 9:27am
Recession Hit Edinburgh Fringe Renamed Edinburgh Comb Over 0
Nowherefast 09.08.12 9:19am
Nowherefast
Hermaphrodite tennis player to compete alone in mixed doubles 0
Iamthestig 09.08.12 9:14am
Iamthestig
Lambs join gambollers anonymous 0
nickb 09.08.12 8:22am
nickb
NASA's new Venus/Mars probe 'Bicuriosity' mission "just experimenting" 4
ゴルゴ13 09.08.12 8:19am
nickb
Canvas burqas under review as Saudi sailing team romps home 0
cinquecento 09.08.12 7:54am
cinquecento
Emergency Services To Reduce Response Times By Causing Accidents Personally 0
Textbook 09.08.12 2:47am
Textbook
Bank of England optimistic zero growth will double year on year. 0
Boutros 08.08.12 10:38pm
Boutros
Memory foam mattresses "can improve memory" say scientists

"After sleeping on a memory foam mattress for only a week I remembered where I put my long lost keys, could retain long number strings and  could also recall the date of the battle of Lepanto,"...

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nickb 08.08.12 10:15pm
Gerontius
NASA Scientist Regrets Singing My Dogs Bigger Than Your Dog At OU Open Mic Night

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8436/7742935924_ba261436cf.jpg It proved to be the straw that broke the camel's back for an emotional Professor Colin Pillinger, driving force behind the UK's failed...

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Nowherefast 08.08.12 10:09pm
Nowherefast
Tattoo industry under threat as UK runs out of unmarked chavs 7
Actual Size 08.08.12 9:47pm
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Team GB Goldrush dwindles as the proper sports begin

more soon. Tin hat? Check. Foxhole nearby? Check. Emergency rations? Check. 'Send Post'? Click...

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dvo4fun 08.08.12 9:09pm
Perks
Gypsies Submit Bid For Olympic Stadium Post Games Use

Just a headline...

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HIGNFY 08.08.12 7:15pm
HIGNFY
Jessica Ennis' slot gets ruined

No more mail in there!...

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victimms 08.08.12 6:57pm
bonjonelson
Somali Team wins the Sailing whilst Shooting event. More soon. 9
Al OPecia 08.08.12 6:24pm
Midfield Diamond