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Saturday evening TV scheduled by Dignitas

It has been revealed that Saturday evening television programmes are being scheduled by Dignitas. This explains the mind-numbing, nausea-inducing, eye-stabbingly awful rubbish being shown on all...

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John Wiltshire 17.06.11 10:21am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Parents who regularly see their teenage children ‘more likely to get drunk’ 2
Duncan Biscuit 17.06.11 1:03pm
pinxit
Petrol prices to rise. Next pope to be Catholic. Bears to defecate in woods... 1
John Wiltshire 17.06.11 8:58am
Ostsee
al-Zawahiri declared new leader of Al-Qaeda after winning Angry Birds tournament 0
Nick McCarr 17.06.11 7:13am
Nick McCarr
Lady In Waiting, the celeb gossip magazine, to teach history Piers Morgan style

Lady in Waiting, the new lifestyle magazine from Zeitgeist Publishing, will bring all the hottest gossip from the court of King Henry VIII to a new teenage audience. It's part of a multimedia...

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ronseal 17.06.11 6:44am
ronseal
Weiner regrets misunderstanding questions about his stimulus package 0
Dumbnews 17.06.11 2:53am
Dumbnews
New Windows 7 help docs to be compiled entirely from online forum postings 2
Dumbnews 17.06.11 9:13am
The All New Jeni B
Osborne's "Plan B" revealed: Prince Harry to marry different girl every week... 1
JohnA 17.06.11 8:53am
FraserWords
London taxi drivers celebrate as tube strikes are confirmed

"it's like having Christmas five times each summer with Santa Claus in the form of a trade union"...

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JohnA 16.06.11 10:41pm
JohnA
Subliminal London Underground message to blame for downturn of retailer GAP 0
button 16.06.11 9:51pm
button
News that FA Cup to be sponsored by Budweiser "leaves nasty taste in mouth" 2
Al OPecia 16.06.11 10:59pm
JohnA
World leaders rush to congratulate al-Zawahiri on promotion. 0
MADJEZ 16.06.11 7:43pm
MADJEZ
L85 rifle deemed "unsafe" by health and safety

The L85 assault rifle has been deemed "unsafe" by health and safety experts at the ministry of defence. An insider was quoted as saying "Someone could get killed with one of these things". Front...

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arnied 17.06.11 9:10pm
FraserWords
Coalition to be split into ‘Good’ and ‘Bad’ governments for sell-off ...

. bidding frenzy for Vince Cable tops £100 as Mugabe and Kim Jong Il embark on toxic asset acquisition trail...

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pere floza 16.06.11 7:20pm
Smaug
Market News : Lap dance dollars rise ahead of Father's Day 0
simonjmr 16.06.11 3:59pm
simonjmr
C4 Daytime to air "Diagnosis Murder..Live, from the community general hospital"

After the success of their evening medical/health show "Diagnosis Live, from the clinic" channel 4 have decided to up the ante and start a mid-afternoon detective and sleuthing program. With an...

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Iamthestig 16.06.11 3:54pm
Iamthestig
Jihadists revolt over ‘Fly Al Qaeda’ airline plans

Al Qaeda operatives across the world are considering strike action over whether their new leader’s vision of building the ‘Fly Al Qaeda’ brand is compatible with the movement’s core mission...

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NewSuburbanDad 17.06.11 8:40am
NewSuburbanDad
Stoned

Joss Stone set free, just took one song and kidnappers let her go...

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waggy 16.06.11 3:35pm
waggy
Borg assimilates Murray and Nadal then targets 1st and 11th Grand Slam

Today the Borg Collective have announced that they are targetting this years Wimbledon Tennis Finals. The collective conciousness has decided that to achieve this objective they will assimilate...

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simonjmr 16.06.11 10:36pm
JohnA
Prince Harry unveils new Chopper

It’s all systems go for Prince Harry as the wraps come off his new chopper. In a news briefing at St James’ Palace earlier today the delighted Prince said “The old one was getting a bit...

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Dick Everyman 17.06.11 8:03am
Dick Everyman
Facebook Juror says she is 100% unhappy today

everybody likes this...

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doggone 16.06.11 2:42pm
doggone
Public Sector workers to strike in support of JohnA 0
Dick Everyman 16.06.11 2:23pm
Dick Everyman
After a chance meeting Osama Bin Laden to sign up as a contractor for the

deceptor cons...

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doggone 16.06.11 2:00pm
doggone
US President Refuses to Reognise New Al-Qaida ...

The president of the USA has stated that his country will refuse to recognise Mr Ayman al-Zawahiri as the new leader of Al-Qaida "until he provides full personal identification, including his...

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Titus 16.06.11 1:58pm
Titus
If he wins against News of the World Ryan Giggs promises to give some money to 0
doggone 16.06.11 1:47pm
doggone
Selection process for top al-Qaeda job 'unfair' insist rejected candidates

The world’s leading international terrorism franchise, al-Qaeda, has today encountered renewed criticism from equality and diversity groups over the fairness and transparency of its employment...

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Qoxiivi 19.06.11 7:12am
Facebook juror unfriends judge 4
Ludicity 16.06.11 3:11pm
Qoxiivi
Balls calls for emergency VAT cut while shopping for new plasma TV 0
16.06.11 12:06pm
Budweiser to sponsor FA Soccer Cup...

in exchange, next year will see the inaugural 'Adnams of Southwold' Superbowl...

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riesler 16.06.11 1:06pm
charlies_hat
'Worst' primary schools to become zoos

The 25 worst-performing primary schools are to be redesignated as zoos, according to Michael Gove, the Education Secretary. The schools will be used to both protect endangered feral children, and to...

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17.06.11 10:21pm
The All New Jeni B