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CIA: QVC package led US Seals to Bin Laden 0
LostLad 4 years

US sources revealed today that a tv shopping channel addiction led to location of Bin Laden. Intelligence agents followed a 'guitar wizard', 'Casio Electronic Keyboard' (with light-keys), and a pair...

Ground breaking news from Chester Zoo as animals to be present at this years AGM 0
Basil_B 4 years

Directors at the North of Englands most famous Zoo at Chester announced today that the animals will be allowed to be present at this years AGM in June., 'This will allow the animals the opportunity...

Mona Lisa's body discovered: portrait downgraded to 'meh' 5
4 years

After nearly 500 years, scientists using cutting-edge radar equipment have discovered the grave of Mona Lisa. But modern reconstruction techniques, using her skull as a template, have led to a second...

Spending money 'going out of fashion' 0
jp1885 4 years
'Horrific violence' at county cricket match shocks cricketing world 1
roybland 4 years

An unprecedented act of violence has rocketed the normally secretive world of county cricket into the public eye.,  , 'I couldn't believe it,' said Percy Peters, a county cricket follower for...

Soccer news: Rawalpindi United score 80 own-goals... 0
be reasonable 4 years

to punish referee for sending-off centre-forward. More soon...

bin Laden regular subscriber to Jihad babes claims Abbottobad newsagent 0
simonjmr 4 years

More about his grot collection later...

Aerating bin Laden head popular aquarium decoration 8
Kuifje 4 years

A small plastic replica of the dead al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden is now the fastest selling aquarium ornament among tropical fish enthusiasts. Suppliers have confirmed that the figure, a faithful...

Daily Mail readers to get free enemas 0
roybland 4 years

The Daily Mail is offering its readers free enema kits in a bid to boost the tabloid's sales.,  , 'All next week, buyers of the Daily Mail will get a free enema kit,' a spokesman for Associated...

Dignitas in sponsorship deal with Ch 4. Come die with me 0
simonjmr 4 years
Tabloids slam Chris Jefferies for not murdering anyone 0
Oxbridge 4 years

Britain's leading tabloids have accused Chris Jefferies, the Bristol landlord of landscape architect Jo Yeates who was killed last December, of not murdering her or probably anyone else either. They...

Alistair Campbell defends bombing of moral high ground - it was harbouring WMDs 0
ronseal 4 years
Cambridgeshire Town to declare itself out of europe after UKIP council victory. 0
Basil_B 4 years

The first action of the UK Independence Party after taking control of its first council in the UK was to declare the Cambridgeshire Town of Ramsey independant of europe., 'If this is seen as cocking...

Tabloids accuse Chris Jefferies of not murdering anyone 6
roybland 4 years

The Sun and the Daily Mirror have accused Chris Jefferies, the Bristol landlord of landscape architect Jo Yeates who was killed last December, of not murdering her.,  , 'We accuse Mr Jefferies of...

Historians discover that the Charge of the Light Brigade was about £200 an hour 2
Basil_B 4 years
Sienna Miller wins damages after New of the World call her an 'actress' 4
MADJEZ 4 years

Sure I've done this one before. Can someone please tell me something she has acted in, since she's basically famous for being Jude Law's ex...

Barbed wire sales down due to it's build process recieving stinging criticism. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Manufacturing fault at Durex leads to millions of condoms being withdrawn 0
Qoxiivi 4 years
Taxes reduced as Michael O'Leary appointed as new Irish Chancellor 0
acwanaut 4 years

Ryanair's Micheal O'Leary has joined the cabinet of the new taoiseach Enda Kenny in the Irish Republic today following the swift departure of Michael Noonan for mis-handling renewed talks with the...

New clock counts up to the 2012 Olympics 0
Andrew 4 years More soon...

Ryanair deny solo jet wing is test of new cost-cutting initiative 0
acwanaut 4 years

Pay to land...

Science behind Jedward's hair used to rebuild Lorca 0
acwanaut 4 years

Moor again soon...

Jedward 'actually two of last year's hatchlings' says Dustin the Turkey 0
acwanaut 4 years
'In Spite Of All The Danger,' claims Lennon, 'I'll Be Back. We Can Work It Out. 3
Mr Payne 4 years

Celtic Manager Neil Lennon today claimed he was Getting Better following a Helter Skelter Night Before when a Day Tripper rangers fan allegedly told him to Run For Your Life before assaulting him. ...

REM song misleading claims congenital analgesia patient 0
Screenie 4 years

'My friends love singing this song,' explained Peter Philips, whilst sitting perfectly comfortably on an old Argos futon, 'it makes makes me feel so alone'...

Geriatric Nazi convicted of being no help to the U.S. Space Programme. 0
greg various 4 years

but let off with a caution...

USA acts on Syria with ‘the oppressive regime’s new clothes’ 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

Amid mounting public criticism and accusations of double standards on their foreign policy the White House has announced details of a recent mission in Syria aimed at bringing down the current regime...

Euro growth soars 'but only British know where to put it,' says bullish Cameron. 0
SingingHinny 4 years

More in 15-20 minutes. Or maybe an hour. Actually, best make it two. Three times a month is ok, isn't it?...

Heather Mills gag 0
Joe Cronin 4 years

I see Heather Mills injured herself skiing and may out on the Paralympic games, I bet she's hopping mad...

Met police asked to use skills to look into Maddie case - Colin Stagg arrested. 0
BillyBitzer 4 years