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Complete Roman brass lantern found alongside incomplete brass monkey 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Allergy Advice: These news items are written on a forum which may contain nuts. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
"I'm not gay," claims Julian, "And neither is my freind Sandy". 0
Ian Searle 4 years

More a long time ago...

Hard line, left wing vegetarians turn to Mueslim Fundamantalism 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
"If it saves just one life it will no longer have been worth it" says think tank 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

A controversial Government think tank has suggested that the traditional criteria for knee jerk legislation should be reviewed for both economic and ideological reasons., "We've had too much big...

God states that he no longer believes in Stephen Hawking 1
Quaz 4 years

"If he thinks it's so easy then let's see him create a universe, the smartarse" says God...

Shock and Awe in Fleet Street 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Shock and awe in Fleet Street, when journalists discovered rugby players sharing the same hotel room. More to follow, as another group of journalists have even found football players sharing hotel...

Hague's Aide to be replaced by a Hot Water Bottle 0
IABP 4 years

plenty more to come...

A Journey scratch 'n' sniff edition 'mainly bullshit and roses' claims Brown 0
jp1885 4 years
Eldric "tiger "Woods reminds a spanish reporter that his first name contains an 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Hague to reaffirm heterosexuality by re-staging 14 pint beer-a-thon for charity 1
LostLad 4 years

The event will take place next weekend in a 'double room', at an out of the way Travelodge, where he will be assisted by a 'member' of his 'back room' staff...

Free printers now given away with four new ink cartridges. 1
Nick McCarr 4 years
A Young Yank who put an electric charge across his nipples 2
arrghgarry 4 years

is suing the school for not warning him it was dangerous ,the parents of the young man have seen an opportunity and so did Ambulance chasing lawyers they say younf shitferbrains has been brain...

Putin's popularity soars after he bites off bear's testicles in fight. 1
Nick McCarr 4 years
M&S to give away limited edition MI6 Bag For Death 0
Charlie Snibbs 4 years
William Hague denies that his young non gay aide wa aborted . 0
arrghgarry 4 years
William Hague not gay, just 'very happily' married 0
Genghis Cohen 4 years
Single man arrested in IKEA 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Will I am "not a pufter" Hague said tha had more chance of finding a pit in 0
arrghgarry 4 years

T wales or T yorkshire than thy has o finding my knob up a young un`s arse ...

Holdall death MI6 codebreaker genius was also amateur escapologist Houdini Bond 0
LostLad 4 years

Holdall death MI6 codebreaker genius Gareth Williams (30) was also amateur escapologist 'Houdini Bond', it has been revealed. Mr Williams (31) was found padlocked in a holdall, in a bath, in his...

Blair sacks three ghost writers after criticism that memoirs are one-sided. 1
deskpilot3 4 years
Top Gear presenter fails to give way at injunction. 1
MADJEZ 4 years
Ffion Admits She Takes An Aid To Bed When Willy Is Unavailable 1
IABP 4 years

more coming soon...

Shock as Tory MP fails to have gay double life 1
4 years

Worth building into a story? Or just a headline?...

Stumble Upon, Twitter & Facebook to merge - new STFU network launches... 0
Trini 4 years

moron soon...

Day One: And a serial killer is introduced into the Big Brother Hows Herld 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Bracknell planning profile-raising massacre 2
Genghis Cohen 4 years

The Berkshire town of Bracknell has been finalising plans to put itself on the map once and for all by having one its inhabitants go completely berserk, arm themselves to the teeth and take to...

Match fixing latest: police ask why Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks opened batting 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
OAP clamped after exceeding Post Office counter fair usage policy. 0
Stan Laurel 4 years

A Surrey post office has been criticised for its ‘draconian behaviour’ after having an elderly customer clamped and removed for spending too much time chatting to a post office worker as she drew...

Most Americans support building a mosque, just not in their neighborhood 0
Dumbnews 4 years