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Student Still Traumatised After Encounter with Camilla 14
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Several students were still recovering in hospital last night from trauma following their encounter in Westminster with a vehicle containing Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, last week. Around 15...

Shane Warne recalled to Ashes squad... 0
Dexter 4 years

'I've learnt how to deal with bouncers since I met Liz Hurley'...

Report shows porn industry paints a misleading picture of plumbing profession. 4
MC One R 4 years
Aggressive flock of birds urged to seek anger management. 0
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'We All Need to Tighten Our Belts' says Eric Pickles 0
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X Factor viewing figures proof 17 million people can be fooled, all the time 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Barnsley Council launches online chewing gum recycling scheme : E-Buy Gum 1
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Daily Mail blames madrases for declining standards of suicide bombing. 0
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Confused students confess : "thought Camilla was a pinata" 0
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'Poke the Duchess with a Stick' now UK Top Christmas Party Game of 2010 3
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A suicide bomber is for Christmas, not for life 0
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'Embarrassing' Britain should be humanely destroyed, says rest of world 1
Oxbridge 4 years

The 196 sovereign nations of the world, meeting in congress at the UN in New York, have agreed that Britain's excruciatingy embarrassing conduct is now intolerable and that, seeing as it is no longer...

Incompetent Stockholm suicide bomber to only be offered 2 virgins. 5
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Cable & Clegg to release Christmas single 6
Bismarck 4 years

In a bid to defuse the furore caused by the tuition fees vote, Vince & Dave are to release a Christmas single to appeal to the student vote. The single is a remake of the Christine Lavin hit...

Two new rappers 0
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In a bid to regain the student vote, the LibDem leadership has re-branded themselves, Vince.C. Able and Nick. C.Legg. For the opposition Ed Balls says he already has a stupid name so will not be...

Shane Warne Explores Uninhabited Bush 0
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the stick used to poke Camilla is set to become a millionaire due to invention of 'Poke the Duchess with a stick', the fastest selling game of all time. The stick, speaking through Max Clifford, made...

Father Christmas attacked during tuition fees protest 1
jp1885 4 years

Somerset police have admitted that protesting students ‘made contact’ with Father Christmas and his wife after the festive couple found themselves caught up in a protest against the proposed rise...

Royal revelations pt 1. 0
Bismarck 4 years

In a document leaked from the palace, it has emerged that at the very moment 'that' photo was taken, Charles was just winning his game of 'Pin the tail on the Duchess'...

Camilla blow-up doll best-seller, thanks to having “no realistic orifices”... 0
Doylem 4 years
The Camilla pinata rapidly enters the must have Xmas gift list for students 0
simonjmr 4 years

More soon By the way the photo of a shocked Camilla the other night looked like Charles had taken out his blow up doll for the night...

Rappers looking for new vocal tic 0
simonjmr 4 years

Rap artists throughout the world are looking for a new vocal tic after has started using "Dirty bit" in all his songs,. This follows years of Busta Rhymes incorporating "Flipmode" and...

'Poke the Duchess with a Stick' now UK Top Sexual Innuendo of 2010 0
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Cable leaks on Clegg and Cameron 0
4ty2 4 years

to be published under "the 3rd man - the sequel"...

Desperate West Ham to sign Chilean miners in bid to escape relegation 1
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Psychotic luggage manufacturer may have a case to answer 0
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Public Should Not Be Alarmed At Mention of Birth Of Jesus At Christmas 0
IABP 4 years

News agencies and the TV media broke with their normal transmissions to run a government annoncement that the public should not be unduly concerned by the mention of the birth of Jesus during their...

Manchester slaps transfer demand on City 0
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Man who says he never watches X Factor says he always knew Max Cardle would win 0
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Elizabeth Hurley calls ‘Over’ 0
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