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Bored teen complains "there's nothing on the internet" 2
Nick McCarr 29.10.11 7:51am
dvo4fun
X Factor Rhythmix to change name to SCOPE, MENCAP or OXFAM

The TV show backs down in a battle with a children's charity over Rhythmix band name, and are currently considering less contentious names. More soon...

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simonjmr 29.10.11 5:41am
Al OPecia
No change at all in top directors' pay (after tax). 0
deskpilot3 28.10.11 10:40pm
deskpilot3
Charles now set to become first catholic queen. No more soon.

Charles now set to become first catholic queen. No more soon...

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Maverick 28.10.11 10:35pm
Maverick
Saif al-Islam to appear on Jeremy Kyle Show, offered counselling.

Not the gameshow, obviously...

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Al OPecia 28.10.11 10:34pm
Al OPecia
Italy replaces Berlusconi with Joe "La Dolce" vita. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 28.10.11 10:25pm
Al OPecia
Sophie Wessex converts to Islam.

"I thought, what the hell? My kids are going to be shop clerks anyway."...

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rikkor 28.10.11 10:18pm
Belief in Sarah Palin early sign of onset of Alzheimer's. More, er, um...... 0
Al OPecia 28.10.11 9:47pm
Al OPecia
Royal line of males have no hair...

Except for Harry but well . you know....

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brd888 28.10.11 8:33pm
brd888
Giggling Medieval Punishment "Laughing Stock"

A hopeful inventor who presented a giggling version of a 500 year old punishment system was branded a laughing stock by investment Dragons. "Oot's complotloy croozy", explained a furious Duncan...

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apepper 28.10.11 7:22pm
Perks
Canon fired

St Paul's Canon,Dr Giles Fraser, has left his job over the Occupy London protesters...

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apepper 28.10.11 7:11pm
apepper
Guilty Vincent feels he's been stabbed in Tabak 0
Perks 28.10.11 6:43pm
Perks
Cameron Admits He's A Fake Tan Phoney.......

..Trying hard to hide his impetigo...

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Jesse Bigg 28.10.11 5:52pm
Jesse Bigg
Billie Piper's pregnancy written into play: The Lena Zavaroni story. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 28.10.11 5:37pm
rikkor
Grayson Perry delighted at new succession rules "All bases covered". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 28.10.11 5:36pm
Clarky
Number of paces royal wives walk behind their husbands slashed from ten to eight 1
allmyownstunts 28.10.11 5:34pm
Al OPecia
Louis Walsh takes charge of new X-Factor contestant category "Benefit Cheats". 0
Al OPecia 28.10.11 5:22pm
Al OPecia
Sarkozy 'trampled' at European summit

French President Nicolas Sarkozy was airlifted to hospital yesterday after being found sticking to the shoe of Prime Minister David Cameron. “One minute he was there when we had the photo shoot,...

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Scroat 28.10.11 4:30pm
Newsquelch
Royal Succession chaos caused by Prince Harry/Abu Hamza same sex union

The revised Royal succession rules have been thrown into chaos by Prince Harry's controversial decision to enter a same sex union with Islamic militant Abu Hamza. Prince Harry is currently third in...

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apepper 28.10.11 4:23pm
apepper
Cornish pensioner walks out of bingo in ‘lateral protest’ against Stratford play

A Truro pensioner stormed out of a bingo club in protest against the explicit scenes of sex and violence in the controversial Marat/Sade play. ‘Why go to the bother of travelling all the way to...

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Clarky 28.10.11 4:09pm
DiY
New film reveals all Stephen Fry's works written by Shakespeare.

Well, the good bits at least...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 28.10.11 3:25pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Good looking female royals to get priority in throne succession. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 28.10.11 2:37pm
nickb
Royal Succession laws change, future regent to be selected on new ITV show.

Future potential Kings and Queens will have to prove their abilities and win public respect and telephone votes in a TV talent knock-out competition. Simon Cowell's Syco Ltd has announced an...

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bonjonelson 28.10.11 1:25pm
bonjonelson
Bored Occupy London protesters now struggling to Occupy Themselves

[More soon]...

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dicky37 28.10.11 1:13pm
dicky37
Former Dale Farm residents sue themselves over shoddy barricades

Travellers who have recently moved on from the illegal Dale Farm site are back in the news, as it emerges they are now engaged in a bitter dispute with themselves. The row is over the standard of...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 28.10.11 12:58pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
David Cameron has Limo of a sense of humour

UK Prime Minister David Cameron, has revealed that he has a bizarre sense of humour today, as it has been revealed that he has made a ruling, to his cabinet ministers, that they are to take the tube...

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Kazytc 28.10.11 12:41pm
Qoxiivi
New evidence that Kate needed her head examining before joining Royal family 1
medici2471 28.10.11 12:30pm
DiY
Mp's wife pays for kitten snatch 2
Screenie 28.10.11 12:29pm
DiY
MPs wife sentenced for grabbing mistress's pussy. 1
MADJEZ 28.10.11 12:29pm
DiY
MP Hemming's Cox Pussy Snatch Shock

the trial continues...

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medici2471 28.10.11 12:20pm
medici2471