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Doctors Separate Conjoined Twins. NHS Dispute splits Coalition 0
Pagantroll 19.09.11 8:30am
Pagantroll
Gaddafi "may be hiding in Dale Farm". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 19.09.11 7:24am
Al OPecia
London Looters Hit UBS

A gang known as ‘The City Boys’ are believed to be behind a looting spree in the City of London where UBS, a Swiss based bank suffered a $2billion loss after criminal elements went on the rampage...

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Quaz 18.09.11 11:33pm
Quaz
Not All Wankers "Self-Indulgent" Claims Kent Masturbator - 2

Incensed at the frequency with which wanking and being self-indulgent are linked, seasoned masturbator Norman Standstill of Kent is launching a campaign hoping to improve the image of wankers like...

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Textbook 18.09.11 7:15pm
borednow
Strictly spoiler: Russell Grant knows "for a fact" he will win.

Fans of the BBC's sequinned Saturday night dance show are up in arms at unguarded comments made by celebrity contestant Russell Grant. "I only entered because I was able to predict I would win,"...

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Boutros 18.09.11 5:24pm
Boutros
Taxi Drivers, Dogs Respond Equally to Super High-Pitch Whistle 0
Drylaw 18.09.11 11:12am
Drylaw
NHS Midwife Shortage blamed on NHS midwives not having babies on NHS says BUPA

56 year old NHS midwife Sharon Henderson’s mother was a midwife. So was her mother and her grandmother. But Sharon is amongst the growing group of NHS midwives who have refused to have children,...

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antharrison 18.09.11 9:39am
antharrison
Danny Alexander forms bunch of ‘Merry Men’ to take from rich and give to poor

Danny put out a call to the greatest tax inspectors in the land to meet at a tavern on the green. There they will be asked to swear a vow to help the ordinary people. They will also be expected to...

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Ian Searle 18.09.11 9:34am
Pagantroll
Lib Dem Danny Alexander talks about life after Friends.

The Treasury Secretary talks exclusively to Newsbiscuit about his ten years playing Chandler Bing on hit show Friends and his new role as a token Lib Dem in the cabinet. As he is now.,...

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MADJEZ 18.09.11 8:22am
Golgo13
Club Hit "Dick And Balls" Brings Pop Music To New Lyrical Heights - 2

"Going to the club with my dick and my balls (WHUT?), My dick and my balls (HEEEEEEEY), My dick and my balls (HOOOOOOO), Going to the club with my dick and my balls (WHUT?), And they as big as...

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Textbook 18.09.11 8:04am
arthurminnit
Jane Hair Salon grand opening this week in Haworth. 3
rikkor 18.09.11 6:18am
Golgo13
McGuinness prepared to meet Queen. Jock strap and box in place 0
Pagantroll 17.09.11 11:17pm
Pagantroll
Vet’s low consultation fee blamed for pensioner’s sudden death

Relatives of Grimsby pensioner, Ethel Dulwhinney, are considering legal action following her sudden death at the Little Friends’ Veterinary Clinic in August. Mrs Dulwhinney aged 79 had taken her...

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Dick Everyman 17.09.11 9:16pm
Dick Everyman
Recession latest - a picture is now worth only 893 words. 1
Iscariot 17.09.11 7:15pm
Pagantroll
Waterstones offer 3 for 2 on anthology edition of 'All My Best Jokes Explained' 6
Pagantroll 17.09.11 7:13pm
Pagantroll
England Humbled by Dwarf Nation

"They can chuck us around a bar when they're showing off to the sheilas but when it comes to the bit they're just beery old tossers," said Dwarf captain Tiny Thompson yesterday as his team savoured...

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Drylaw 17.09.11 3:17pm
Drylaw
I hear youve been having some trouble John?

Bloggs I mean,hes taking libertys,hes needs to be stopped,the guys a maniac,hes crazy,listen John,youve been like a father to me,a father I never had,I carry your photo in my wallet,Ive a big picture...

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The Fat Man 17.09.11 2:11pm
beau-jolly
Royal Mail to issue commemorative 50p stamp with Nick Clegg's head 0
Pagantroll 17.09.11 1:40pm
Pagantroll
Bankrupt Cricket Club visited by bailiffs. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 17.09.11 1:30pm
Al OPecia
Card clubs "Still riddled with institutionalised Pelmanism"

Results of a year-long undercover investigation...

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Skungpoomery 17.09.11 12:30pm
Textbook
Cash-strapped Surgical Bra manufacturer goes tits up 0
pinxit 17.09.11 12:18pm
pinxit
No CBeebies for Post Op Pat

Richard Deverell, controller of Children’s Entertainment at the BBC has confirmed the network is to axe one of its most enduring children’s programmes which will usher in the end of one of the...

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Gerontius 17.09.11 12:12pm
Golgo13
Chattering classes in Henley-on-Thames outraged

"Spoof news website makes us look totally stupid" alleges Humphrey Featherstonhaugh. http://newsthump.com/2011/09/16/independent-readers-asked-if-they-would-prefer-littlejohn-instead/...

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Scroat 17.09.11 12:08pm
Scroat
European banks break off talks after Star Wars Release Shocker

In an expected move, several major European banks have suspended discussions on the future of the Euro to consider the addition of the word "Noooooo" to the Blue Ray release of Star Wars. Josef...

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apepper 17.09.11 11:42am
apepper
McGuinness to offer Gaddafi job swap

In an honest acknowledgement of his dubious past, Sinn Fein President and new Irish Premier elect Martin McGuiness suggested a ground breaking new political move today that if successful would...

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Basil_B 17.09.11 11:28am
Basil_B
New board announced for Campanology society, we're ringing in the changes 0
simonjmr 17.09.11 6:03am
simonjmr
HP To Launch New Tablet PC "The Facepalm" 0
Textbook 17.09.11 12:28am
Textbook
Clegg to highlight 'achievements'. LibDem Conference cut from 4 days to 1 0
Pagantroll 16.09.11 11:57pm
Pagantroll
Samsung exits tablet market - "a bitter pill to swallow" 0
Pagantroll 16.09.11 11:50pm
Pagantroll
Ian Paisley "in the frame" for next Pope. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 16.09.11 8:36pm
Al OPecia