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Berlusconi, Strauss-Khan & Goran Erikkson planning a European "sexy" road trip 0
simonjmr 17.11.11 10:24am
simonjmr
John Terry to follow FIFA "make up make up never never break up" directive 0
charlies_hat 17.11.11 10:20am
charlies_hat
Nick Griffin offers hand of friendship to Sepp Blatter! 0
simonjmr 17.11.11 9:57am
simonjmr
Blatter: 'I meant bribes - everything can be resolved with bribes!' 0
ianslat 17.11.11 9:54am
ianslat
New 'Northern Virgin' brand pledges to give bankers boners 0
charlies_hat 17.11.11 9:41am
charlies_hat
Investigation launched as to how a tank of fuel in Austria costs only £20k 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.11.11 9:27am
Duncan Biscuit
Gervais sees the joke as 9 foot tall lectern unveiled for Golden Globes awards 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.11.11 9:27am
Duncan Biscuit
New Award for Engineering to be outsourced to China to cut costs 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.11.11 9:26am
Duncan Biscuit
Burlesconni to Replace Blatter in FIFA Top Job.

Burlesconni to Replace Blatter in FIFA Top Job...

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No Beard 17.11.11 8:36am
No Beard
Martin Amis resigns as England rugby coach

Poet and novelist Martin Amis has left his post as England rugby coach. "I really don't understand how I was appointed in the first place; I thought I would be driving the team to games, I didn't...

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apepper 17.11.11 7:39am
dvo4fun
MoD Harrier eBay blunder

Ministry of Defence officials were putting on a brave face today after the National Audit Office highlighted failings in cost-cutting projects. 74 Harrier Jump Jets have been sold on eBay to the US...

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Patrick Tobin 17.11.11 7:22am
dvo4fun
Hague backs plans to restrict discussions that could reveal MPs' intelligence

William Hague has backed plans to prevent intelligence being discussed in open conversation, particularly when it makes MPs look stupid. "As Secretary of Two Big, Important Things, I am ideally...

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Runestone Cowboy 17.11.11 7:16am
Perks
Santorum Informs Des Moines First Graders That Classmate Gino is Deformed

Des Moines, Ia. For someone who has never set foot in a school, Rick Santorum seemed to be in his element in Miss Hess’s first grade classroom. Friday’s visit to Miss Hess’s first grade...

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bobo lutz 17.11.11 1:10am
bobo lutz
Resignation letter of ex-European IMF director found in St James’s Park bin

Oliver Letwin MP was today unavailable for comment following the discovery of the damning resignation letter of Antonio Borges, until recently the head for Europe at International Monetary Fund...

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fernandomando 17.11.11 12:41am
fernandomando
Ernest Jones to design "Royal Vajazzle"

In a move described by a Buckingham Palace spokesperson as "putting a regal finger on the pulse of the the nation", The Queen today awarded high street jeweller Ernest Jones the honour of designing...

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grumblechops 17.11.11 12:18am
grumblechops
BBC resurrects Jim'll Fix It for Christmas

Dear Jim/BBC/Shane, now then, now then, now then I am a recently deceased national treasure (sic) can you please fix it for me to be brought back from the dead. James (Scarborough / Leeds)...

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simonjmr 16.11.11 11:56pm
FlashArry
Def Leppard "Extinct in the wild" claim experts 2
bonjonelson 16.11.11 11:21pm
FlashArry
Unemployed turned away from The Iron Lady : "No DSS, Irish" 0
Drylaw 16.11.11 8:58pm
Drylaw
Tesco shopper complains of dead bird in chicken and bacon pasta salad

After hearing news reports of a Somerset man finding the carcass of a dead bird in a pre-prepared Tesco salad, Paul Byrne from Leicester checked his own purchase, and was horrified by what he found....

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Vertically Challenged Giant 16.11.11 8:17pm
Drylaw
Lorry driver drops acid outside Buckingham Palace. Harry denies involvement. 0
Monkeycustard 16.11.11 7:35pm
Monkeycustard
Sepp Blatter announces, 'minor disputes should be resolved with racism' 0
Perks 16.11.11 7:33pm
Perks
UKuncut latest: still no sign of a Linux user 0
ronseal 16.11.11 7:01pm
ronseal
UK Economic outlook downgraded to "a quick peek". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 16.11.11 6:58pm
Al OPecia
Smoking only to be allowed in empty cars

Doctors are asking for a ban on smoking in cars that contain any people...

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apepper 16.11.11 6:27pm
mattupchuck
Shock as Sir Cliff appears on 'Loose Women' and still goes home alone.

SAGA Magazine seal deal for aftershow party pics...

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Bryan with a Y 16.11.11 6:17pm
Bryan with a Y
"Now, that's more like it !" says Thatcher as youth unemployment tops 1 million 0
dvo4fun 16.11.11 5:42pm
dvo4fun
ITV to introduce 'Tesco Direct' bushtucker trial 2
Screenie 16.11.11 5:10pm
Screenie
Ryanair to charge passengers for breathing

Thrifty airline Ryanair have stunned travellers with their latest announcement that use of oxygen on all flights will be charged at £50 per 100 litres. Ryanair will ensure mandatory use of their...

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Shandy 16.11.11 4:11pm
Al OPecia
Doctors call for car smoking ban

Is this what they meant ;-) http://bigduck.co/wp-content/uploads/2011/smoking-car.jpg...

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Sinnick 16.11.11 4:01pm
Al OPecia
Racism claim as John Terry only captains England against white/blonde players. 0
MADJEZ 16.11.11 2:27pm
MADJEZ