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EU to merge Greece with Turkey. Still not sure what to do with Belgium. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Pope visits Turin Shroud. 'Not my style and the colours are all wrong'. 0
Ostsee 3 years

More fashion commentary soon...

Mr Brown and Mrs Duffy 'to marry', before Thursday. 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Mandelson says voters are 'resisting Cameron's soft soap' and using carbolic 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
No evidence of Al-Qaeda in NY bomb: Amity death was a boating accident 0
virtuallywill 3 years

No sharks in those waters...

Obama says oil spill is environmental disaster but Air Miles will come in useful 0
edward hack 3 years

lots more soon...

TomTom release 'small talk' app after customers complain of 'awkward silences'. 2
MightyBlair 3 years
Political Wipeout 0
gjp 3 years

After the huge success of the live leaders debates on television, the three main party leaders have agreed that in the event of a hung parliament, who becomes Prime Minister will be decided on a...

Higgins claims he was framed 0
Catch25 3 years

(Yes, I know, but someone had to do it before tomorrow’s tabloids.)...

Brown: Tiswas cages & buckets of water would have improved TV debates! 0
Ddigon o broblem 3 years

Prime minister Gordon Brown shocked Labour Party members earlier today when he suggested a more Tiswas-esque approach to the political leaders debates would have proved more appealing to voters., Mr...

Channel 4 launches new series - "Survival with Lee Mears" 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Essential series for modern man living with new born and Essex girl...

Brown alienates Lancashire voters by listening to woman's opinion 5
Oxbridge 3 years
Brown travels to Mexican Gulf in desperate attempt to slicken up his act 0
Basil_B 3 years

before next thursday...

NYPD Continue Hunt for Suspect Who Really Really Hates Sports Utility Vehicles 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Hallmark launches new 'Sorry I shouted, but you ARE fuckiing annoying' card 0
ronseal 3 years

Hallmark is to ramp up its greeting card range for couples, in a new bid to mine the wells of unhappiness created by relationships., 'People like RELATE talk about relationship problems. We see them...

Higgins sinks £250K in back pocket 0
AdrianJ 3 years
NewsBiscuit Writers Page "Too big for monitor" 5
virtuallywill 3 years

Users have to scroll to the right, is this a subliminal message from The Editor?...

News sources hint at General Election on Thursday. 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Spoilt ballot paper wants a pony. 1
Zadok the second 3 years
Trex accuses BBC of bias as oil and greece dominate headlines 3
Mr Glover Lover 3 years
Stock, Aitken & Waterman set to unveil new Minogue ‘creature’ 0
Gary Stanton 3 years

Record industry moguls Stock, Aitken and Waterman are to launch yet another, Minogue sibling on a barely-ready public after the girl escaped from a house in Melbourne where she had been locked away...

PM implicated in election betting scandal 0
TerribleTim 3 years

Startling allegations have emerged in The News Of The World that Labour leader Gordon Brown offered to accept a bribe to lose the 2010 general election. Hidden camera footage implicates the prime...

Police plan May Day clampdown on Extreme Morris Dancing. 1
AdrianJ 3 years

The Chief Constable of Gloucestershire Constabulary, Tony Melville, today warned the county's Extreme Morris Men that they risk, "arrest, fine, and possible imprisonment", if they participate in any...

Bone sorting day at British Museum to be called Boner Friday 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Spencer Tunick 'not in it for the tits' insist art critics 0
edward hack 3 years

Yeah right...

American ponders "World's most unfortunate shopping list" 2
MrChigleysAunt 3 years

Next time I need propane, fireworks, petrol, and a new clock for the kitchen, I'll go out and buy them all separately...

Ed Balls would work under a hung Parliament say Labour 0
edward hack 3 years

Vagina Bottomely 'happy to take it either way' confirm Tories, Lord Razzall 'already does' say Lib/Dems...

Dumbbells removed from schools in face of Head Teacher SATS anger 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Heads told SATS boycott illegal unless Balls receives letters from their mothers 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Snooker ace John Higgins likely to be charged with making snooker interesting 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years